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http://espn.go.com/pdf/2016/0406/nba_hinkie_redact.pdf
Bully ball is dead
Put the schedule you lazy piece of shit
it's hot down here and I'm crying missing ryan-poo
aww yeah brtibro edition
we out here
Deangela Russell is a bust
>>66643625
FINE
GAMES THAT ARE BEING PLAYED:
Rockets @ Mavs
OKC @ Blazers
Clippers @ Lakers
Check Google or ESPN or whatever for scores. Happy now?
>>66643625
Look it up yourself you lazy piece of shit.
>>66643640
>>66643642
Fuck you.
I put my 2 minutes to right tomorrow's schedule
So happy for Beasley. That time in China did him good
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>66643652
>right
write
Thursday (EST)
>8
Bulls @ Heat
Raptors @ Hawks
Suns @ Rockets
>10
Timberwolves @ Kings
>10:30
The Cuckening
>>66643652
>right
>>66643656
Is this fucking guy for real? So far up his own behind.
>>66643656
Is that from Hinkie's letter?
No wonder the Sixers suck, he's more concerned with extinct birds than building a team.
>>66643667
There should be another thread before that's relevant, after we've finished reading THE LETTER and had in-depth discussion about it
KAT>>>>>>Porzingod>Booker>Jah>>>Winslow>Mudiayylmao>>Trillie>Johnson>Hezonja>Kaminsky>Turner>Portis>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Deangela
>>66643656
>ayy yo robots gon take ova da league yo GM's is dumb now Watson gon do it MUH ANALYTICS
>Don't watch the 3rd quarter
>Rockets only down 1
>>66643652
Here you go Canadafriend:
Shitcago @ Miami - 1:00 AM
Craptors @ Hawks - 1:00 AM
Suns @ Cockshits - 1:00 AM
T Wolves @ Kongs - 3:00 AM
Fedoras @ Warriors - 3:30 AM
Pistons don't play until Saturday morning when they host the Wizards at the Palace.
Hope this helps.
>>66643656
>New Zealand's flightless bird the moa (measuring in at 10ft, 400 lbs.) had the life tramping around the South Island for a great long run; then the first Maori explorers washed ashore in canoes, and that was that.
This letter is something else.
>>66643693
Can't Tease the Beas
First Round:
Cavs over Pistons
Pacers over Raptors
Heat over Hawks
Celtics over Hornets
Warriors over Rockets
Spurs over Jazz
Thunder over Grizzlies
Clippers over Blazers
Conference Semi-Finals:
Cavs over Heat
Celtics over Pacers
Warriors over Clippers
Spurs over Thunder
Conference Finals:
Cavs over Celtics
Spurs over Warriors
NBA Finals:
Cavs over Spurs
>>66643656
ayy
>JORDAN BLOCKING KOBE AFTER HE'S DRAPED ON HIM
>>66643708
>Rockets
stopped reading there
>>66643656
I'm convinced this is the final chapter of the most elaborate prank of our time
I'm officially a Minnesota Timberwolves fan as of today. RIP Sixers you fired the best GM in the league have fun building around Okafor and being mediocre forever.
OH FUCK HOWARD WITH .2
>>66643708
>Cavs over pistons
>>66643656
What the fuck does any of this have to do with basketball.
jesus christ, this explains so much about the sixers
>>66643708
>cavs over pistons
bruh
Does /nba/ eat the booty like groceries?
>>66643599
Gotta give him credit, he probably keked the sixers out of millions of dollars for his salary while doing shit all.
>>66643708
>Cavs over Spurs
every time
>>66643729
hahaha, i love how it bounces off a Mavs players head afterwards too
>>66643723
Hello Nick
>>66643753
Who tf is nick?
>>66643760
The poster I replied to
>>66643656
did he crack up
this dude is so fucking weird
>reading hinkies letter
>get to the part about the bird
Is this guy fucking serious?
>>66643708
>Cavs over anyone
Its like you think Lebron can literally will his shit team to success
>35:00 MIN
>0-4 FGM
>0-3 3PM
>4 PTS
JUST
>>66643723
Welcome friend. You got on before the bandwagon once Minnesota becomes a playoff level team in the coming years.
>>66643767
You replied to me, I'm not Nick
HARDEN
>>66643784
Who?
>>66643777
literally, what a cuck
I'm a Timberwolves fan too
>>66643770
>>66643770
It will be some combination of Lakers, Celtics, and Sixers 1-2-3 and Phoenix at 4.
Jesus calm down Hinkie. It's Robert Covington not Kevin Durant.
>>66643783
>best record in the East
>has looked good against every elite team other than Golden State
>shit team
K.
Who's been the most disappointing team so far this season?
It's the bulls, right?
>>66643708
>Cavs
>getting out of the second round
Lol
Stop reading the letter and start watching this Mavs - Rockets game
>>66643738
Yeah
>>66643656
so this pretty much confirms that Hinkie was 7KT all along right?
>he makes most of his OC involve the Sixers and specifically Hinkie
>the high production quality on his OC comes from all the money Filthadelphia was gave him
>he gives us his farewell last night and bails on Filthadelphia the next day
>he's known for off topic shitposting and derailing threads, and here in this letter almost every section is just off topic shitposting completely unrelated to basketball
>he shares the same dry humor in both his posts on /sp/ and this farewell letter
what other evidence do we need? its clear to me.
this is such a cool image
>>66643815
considering Hinkie's awful assessment of talent, he probably doesn't know that
>>66643793
Shut up Nick
This is why it makes me laugh when people say Butler is better than Harden.
>>66643816
>Can't beat the memeiors
>>66643599
I'm now confident 7KT is hinkie, he literally does like 3 or 4 /mu/ memes in this letter!
>>66643817
Well, Hoiberg just got his hands on the program. I don't think it's right to call them a disappointment. Give him a couple more years.
>>66643834
fuck you, you dont know shit
>>66643817
Bulls, bucks, pelicans but they get pass cause of injuries, Houston, Washington
>>66643831
hi 7kt
>>66643829
kid looks like an ass
>>66643833
too bad he missed that dunk
this is such a cool image
>>66643815
>He torched the D-League that year, haunting me all the while.
>>66643721
sorry m8 that was the infamous oregon senior prank that was chip kelly's pro "career"
>>66643599
CHOKELAHOMO CITY IS GETTING MEMED ON BY THE TRAIL BLAZERS.
>>66643856
someone photoshop the JUSt hair on him...the eyes r perfect.
>>66643844
no that would be the pathetic excuse for a GM that unironically 3 big men, and 4 other busts
>>66643833
Well he is the most aesthetic player of all time
>>66643599
hinkie till I die
>>66643863
Thunder are resting Westbrook, Roberson, Durant and Ibaka
>>66643867
Big men are undervalued in the NBA.
>>66643838
Butler's 5x the defensive player Harden is. It's embarrassing a team with as much talent as the Rockets won't even make the playoffs and a huge part of that is Harden's D.
>>66643843
I dunno lad, they've got (in my opinion) the best SG in the league, an aging but still all-star C, Noah on the bench, former MVP at PG and decent depth.
And they were the 3 seed last year.
Should be at least making the playoffs 2bh.
>>66643817
if the Cockshits make the playoffs, then the Bulls are the most disappointing. if they both miss the playoffs, then it's a toss up. Cockshits and Bulls both had successful seasons last year and were expected to continue on that success. the Bucks are the same way but to a way lesser extent
neetrex
>>66643721
The only prank is that the Sixers got rid of that genius.
>>66643883
>a huge part of that is Harden's D
it's not his fault he's door-stopper pee-pee man
>>66643879
that's because they're mostly bad nowadays, ala the busts Hinkie drafted. KAT is the only big man who will be a game changer in the next 5 years.
warriors are the worst historic team by far
>>66643777
>>66643656
>>66643815
keep dem coming
>>66643883
But they will make the playoffs. And the Bulls won't. In a weaker conference.
Holy shit I don't think Hinkie knows anything about the nba. Truly a master ruseman.
What is with Philly attracting complete nutjobs? At least a place like Cleveland is just plain incompetent. Personally I would have loved to see the endgame of Chip Kelly and Sam Hinkie just to see what kind of crazy dream they were planning.
>>66643886
no one who actually saw the Bulls' roster thought they shoud've been good once they fired Thibs. There's a reason he wasn't giving Snell, Mirotic and McDermott much playing time and now everyone knows why.
Also Hoiberg's insistence at playing Pau as a Center is making things 10x worse.
>>66643915
>americans in charge of reading comprehension
>>66643801
Iman Shumpert
>>66643886
>>66643846
Monroe just isn't good enough defensively.
I hoped he'd finally find himself with a new team after he left us, but the problem is that he hasn't got the size to be a C and can't spread the floor enough to be a useful 4.
I am dead inside.
The 13 page PDF doesn't exist retards you are getting trolled
It even gave me an error when I went to the link
>>66643914
>in a weaker conference
I fucking hate this britbong who thinks he knows what he's talking about. the East is twice as competitive as the West this year, the Bulls have a better fucking record than the Rockets
>>66643840
>>66643831
i agree with this, hinkie is 7kt
>>66643914
the Rockets have a far deeper, healthier team than the Bulls. The Bulls' projected starting lineup didn't play a game together until almost February, Rose missed half the season as usual, Butler was out for a month, Noah's been out for an eternity and the team was unironically relying on Aaron Brooks, Felicio and Cameron Bairstow for minutes.
>>66643599
He'll give up on basketball and go to Wall Street
>>66643942
it's another one of 7KT's doxxing tricks. dont click it!!!
YOU GUYS ARE MISSING A PLAYOFF GAME ON ESPN
>>66643931
>UK in charge of dentistry
Goddamn Harden
>>66643959
Motto: "Trust the portfolio"
I wanna see hinkie's 3x3. I know he fucking listens to chvrches
I'm selling /nba/ meme shirts on customink be sure to buy some
>>66643957
>>66643954
I don't give a fuck. Harden is still better than Butler.
I'm not sure if Hinkie is delusional or he's just straight trolling us
Harden is just ridiculous at driving.
>Outside of Boris Diaw (groin) who is still in San Antonio, source said Spurs core is playing tomorrow versus..
>Outside of Boris Diaw (groin) who is still in San Antonio, source said Spurs core is playing tomorrow versus..
>Outside of Boris Diaw (groin) who is still in San Antonio, source said Spurs core is playing tomorrow versus..
I think this letter is honestly quite poetic. That bit about the 10,000 year clock is quite inspiring I feel.
>Harden
>good
>struggling against an awful Mavs' team that has no business even being in the playoffs were it not for Carlisle's coaching
>missing their leading scorer who is 38 years old
>>66643642
Fuck off
The Mavs are throwing up way too many 3s.
If someone plays for the Bulls, it's safe to assume they're probably overrated. Their massive fanbase overhypes all of their star players.
>>66643959
>Hinkie cheating investors out of millions
Make it happen
>>66643815
>>66643777
You have to respect it. Losing sleep in a hospital trying to pry Joel Anthony and two second rounders from the Celtics. Losing his mind thinking about Robert Covington's performance in the D-League. The man had a plan. A plan to rise up from the ashes, frantically analyzing every detail, any edge he could find to give himself a better footing to continue to climb. He ignored the critics, the doubters, the greedy merchants in ownership with talks of tickets sales and tv viewership. He continued to climb, only for the league office to come and knock him off his noble pursuit. He was the hero Philly deserved. An absolute madman.
>>66644009
hello pot
meet kettle
my cock is so hard for the playoffs AMA
>>66643925
chip kelly was one of the worst gm's of all time regardless of sport. hinkie would have to outright release nerlens noel because "muh culture" in order to match how truly fucked chip kelly's mindset towards team building in pro sports.
Sam Hinkie is a genius. Not even saying ironically, the Sixers made a huge mistake.
>>66643983
you're delusional.
>Shooting
Harden>Butler
>Driving
Harden=Butler
>Playmaking
Harden>>Butler
>On ball defense
Harden<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Butler
>Team defense
Harden<<<<<<<<<<Butler
Harden is only slightly better than Butler on offense and 1000x worse on defense. It's like saying Paul George is better than Kawhi Leonard because George scores slightly more PPG
>>66643954
>>66643840
ahahahah holy shit i tweeted 7kt if he was hinkie
and he just replied with a smiley face
let's look at the facts
>similar grammar, perfect spelling, always starts sentences with capitals
>same sense of humor and writing style
>literally quotes the mu meme about being a contrarian
>from philly
>goes "early" to work at 4:30am, who does this but a GM?
>talked about "moving to LA" soon for a new job
>hinkie is being linked to the LA Clippers now appears
is this a first on /sp/? is hinkie the most famous /sp/artan?
>>66643976
yes, we're going to lose money. lots of it. for at least three years. but that fourth year.. well that might just be the year we make a little money.
>>66644030
2bh, if George never got injured he'd probably be better than Kawaii right now
>>66644026
If Hinkie is such a genius, why can't he write a resignation letter without seeming like an autistic nutjob?
>>66644043
hi 7kt
>>66644019
Are you going to contact your doctor for an erection lasting more than 5 to 6 hours?
dude what happened to the asian you guys ruined yesterday? classic example of you guys going off the deep end
>>66644055
Jeremy Lin? He's playing for the Hornets these days
>>66644055
that Flip is a total douche, he had it coming
>>66644026
This. Hinkie will be to Philly what Belichick is to Cleveland. They made a huge mistake. Cap this.
>>66644051
That's part of the genius
>>66644056
it'd be close tho
>>66644043
I'm not saying he is or isn't but this is kinda interesting from Hinkie's thing
>I now spend as much time in China as Los Angeles
Didn't 7kt mention he's always traveling for work?
>>66644051
Just because you can't follow what he is saying doesn't mean he's autistic. Maybe you just aren't that smart.
>>66644051
he ain't come to philadelphia to play resignation letter he came to play gm
>>66644030
Harden is a SIGNIFICANTLY better offensive player. It's not even close. Way better scorer on higher efficiency and way better playmaker, carrying a poor team to a top ten offense. The Bulls meanwhile are ranked 25th in offense.
As for defense, the Rockets have been poor systemically rather than just Harden being poor. If you've actually been watching the game tonight Harden has been perfectly adequate defensively if not good.
>>66644055
dont talk about Yao Ming like that you piece of shit. /nba/ only fucks with anons for a short time before our autism gets distracted by something else. hes been forgotten already
>>66644087
He's a genius because of the work he did as a GM.
>>66644084
>Didn't 7kt mention he's always traveling for work?
last i heard, he was climbing mt Everest.
Lakers vs Clips stream where?
>>66644110
better hurry, 2nd half starting now
>>66644108
my fucking sides
>I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE PLAYOFF GAME ON ESPN
LMAO THAT LITTLE RAT JUST SNUCK IN
That Beverly tip in holy fuck
>>66644094
>/nba/ only fucks with anons for a short time before our autism gets distracted by something else
>Weekly talking about that Harry kid
Who's that guy off The Wire that looks exactly like Beverly?
>>66644110
Time Warner Cable Sportsnet
>>66644137
Harry isn't an anon. This most recent anon was just a random casualty who got caught up in the shitposting war. Harry was a target, that RBL autist went out of his way to coordinate a plan to find him.
Yep Cuban definitely paid the refs
Barea is a legendary manlet
Just read Hinkie's whole letter. Wow. That was very interesting and thought-provoking. I might read it again because I'm sure there is plenty of things in there that went over my head that are needed to fully understand the message Hinkie is trying to make in this piece of literature.
>hack
>give up an offensive rebound
jesus, how awful can you possibly be?
>>66644159
Crazy that the 2011 Mavs team had 2 of the top 10 all time manlets. Jet and JJ.
I legit would put money on the 5 best players from /nba/ general to beat a LeBronless Cavs team. How are they that fucking bad without LeBron? It is astounding
>>66644119
MAN, YOU GOT A STREAM?
I'LL SUCK YO DICK MAN
>>66644026
true, but the league was never going to let him succeed in his plan. he was always going to lose to ping pong balls as long as he was the face of tanking your way to contention.
>>66644068
>Chip Kelly somehow wins a Super Bowl with Trent Baalke and Jed York
>Sam Hinkie builds the Phoenix Suns into an unstoppable offense with the most athletic defense imaginable
It would be nonstop hilarity if that bullshit happened because everyone would be saying how they always trusted those two and that getting rid of them was always a mistake.
>>66644176
im watching it on the tele m80
>>66644110
didnt they just play yesterday
BTFO
FUCK I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PLAYOFFS
>>66644176
will prob be on duck after mavs rockets lad
>>66644172
>5 best players from /nba/ general
to be fair we got some ballers. Kneesbrah would put Steph Curry on ice skates 2bh
>Mavdicks struggling against the Cockshits
As if any of these teams stand a chance in the first round
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are not watching a playoff-lite game
>The closest Harden comes to looking like he's playing defense is when he's complaining about a foul Jejus christ
>>66644202
what would a Trump-owned basketball team look like?
>>66644197
back 2 back games
>>66644209
Guess I'll just settle for the ass stream then
http://nba-stream.com/live/lakers-live-stream/channel-1/
>>66644240
NO DRUGS
>>66644240
>BUILD A FUCKING WALL
I feel we should all use this opportunity to post classic Hinkies
>Blazers letting Kanter score 31 points
Holy shit this game
>>66644146
Bubbles
>>66644202
Please Trump, make the Knicks great again!
anderson beasting
Too many brits desu
What did he mean by this?
>>66644264
It takes a lot to make a stew
Also, no-one has fucking scored in this Rockets-Mavs game in like 2 minutes
>>66644258
I mean Kanter has always been a talented scorer
It's the other half hes terrible at
>>66644240
Trump would only take the biggest blackest bucks he could possibly find. Every single player would be DeAndre Jordan/Draymond Green type darkskin nigga. No whites, no lightskins, Trump is all about efficiency and bang for your buck, in this case literally. His team would be the most athletic and greatest defensive team of all time. He would be a slave master basically, their defense would be a literal wall.
lmao harden
HOLY SHIT NOWITZKI WITH THE DEFENSIVE PLAY OF THE YEAR
>HARDEN
>A
>R
>D
>E
>N
Hahahhahahahhahaha harden BTFO by nowitzski
THANK YOU BASED DIRK
>James Harden is better than Jimmy Butler
>doorstopper pee pee man BTFO
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
WEBM NOW
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
KEK HARDSHIT
COCKETS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>cuckden
It's OVER for the Cockshits
>>66644274
>tfw I miss the BlackBerry keyboard too
Fuck touch screen keyboards. I miss physical keyboards where I actually feel the keys beneath my fingers.
>James Harden is better than Jimmy Butler.
>>66644255
Hyper-underrated post
BICKERSTAFF MASTERCLASS
LEAVE BEVERLEY ON THE BENCH WHEN YOU NEED AN OFFENSIVE REBOUND
>NO FOUL ON WES
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66644337
Blackberry got a new Android phone that has a keyboard
LGTSS
>rockets
>>66644337
Caveman posting right here.
"i'm a lower form of intelligence, i need help for my brain synapses to function better"
aw. this season has sucked. i'm going to bed
Kek he was mauled on that
this isnt a playoff game, espn lied to me. rockets can still make it.
>>66644337
dude ur a fagget
Memphis needs to get eliminated so Houston, Dallas, Utah can get in
>>66644368
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU HAVE NOT ONLY HARDEN BUT ALSO.....
WAIT FOR IT
WAIT FOR IT.......
DWIGHT HOWARD AND JOSH FUCKING SMITH
3 ABSOLUTE LITERAL CANCERS ON YOUR TEAM
LOLOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOUR EXPECTATIONS????????
>>66644368
the east has been pretty based this season 2bh
what are you guys thoughts on these fries i just got to watch the game?
Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBA 12s12 seconds ago
Sixers and Bryan Colsngel
What did he mean by this?
>>66644395
Soggy/10
>>66644395
did you win anything with your monopoly thing?
i won a free cheeseburger from my mcflurry at work the other day
>>66644403
HE'S DELETED IT
LGTSS:
>SOURCES
Lakers "big 3" is 9-27, Devin Booker wins again
will the spurs end the warriors chances at the record?
ELITE DEFENSE
DIRK NOWITZKI
DIRK WHO?
NIGGA
now you know kobe is officially done
https://vine.co/v/iIwHH2WLrLu
>>66644403
>>66644417
isnt it colangelo
>ranked 7 team defeats a ranked 9 team
>ranked 3 team loses to a ranked 9 team
wat
why not us?
>>66644365
>used to be able to text entire paragraphs on a flip phone without looking by simply feeling the keys and knowing how many times to press them for specific letters
>now have to constantly check to make sure some shotty touchscreen is registering where I touch correctly
>even swipe texting fucks up constantly
>>66644444
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ wastes quads
Every time Kanter is on the court he's a fucking monster. I will never understand why the Thunder don't play him more...
I mean obv his defense isn't as good as Adams', but he makes up for it tenfold on the other end.
>>66644424
Inshallah
>>66644425
>blatant reach in foul
>blatant slap
>good defense
okay.
>>66644361
That looks pretty nice actually
>>66644458
>quads
>>66644473
go back to clutchfans
>>66644473
>you
fuck off shawn
>JEFF GREEN
DED
DED
>>66644465
his defense is reallyreallyreallyreally bad
and he's not much of a pick and roll player unlike Adams, so it makes way more sense to have him come of the bench and be the focus of the offense with either Westbrook or Durant on the bench.
>>66644496
why?
>>66644483
fuck thots
TNT familia
>Jeff Green
>>66644390
fuck Houston, Memphis is funny as fuck
>Z-Bo
>Birdman
>Barnes
>Allen
>Vinsanity
>Lance
how do you not want to see this team in the playoffs? Utah, Memphis, and Dallas are based and will be fun to watch. Houston is way more boring.
Jeff Green is kill
RIP
>>66644503
don't know, i'm just cranky.
sorry lad
>>66644522
it's okay, i am too
He DEFINITELY tore his ACL
Jeff greens leg literally snapped in half
Hope nobody else was watching
>>66644518
Cause Memphis will get btfo every game. At least the other 3 can be competitive
>>66644450
using the wrong terms bro. you look like a really new fan prob a curry poster
like the louisville kid?
>>66644538
webm when
>>66644483
that ass
>goddamn
Webm where
>>66644567
He just bumped knees.. nothing else
>>66644548
Rockets will get btfo every game too if they get the 8th seed and play the Warriors. Remember what happened the last time they met in the playoffs? Warriors have gotten twice as good and Rockets twice as bad since then too.
>>66644444
>Five fours
>5 4s
>5+2=7
>4+2=6
>7 6
76ERS ARE WINNING IT ALL NEXT YEAR
>>66644483
post more butts senpai
>>66644483
>google image search results
>>66644583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYkhlCon6E
i give up on bully ball, i just realized he's a rich man's reggie evans....sry for the spam
>no NBA team where I live
>become a fan of the sixers 1.5 years ago because I really liked hinkie and was interested in what he was building
>unironically watch a ton of sixers games in excitement for the future
>heil Hinkie
>Hinkie gets canned, my only reason to like the sixers is gone
what would you do if you were me, /nba/?? where do I go from here?
>Trail Blazers shit the bed towards the end of the game
Wew.
>>66644613
now if only the other 3 laker faggots could do the same
>>66644611
thats weird looking injury. so minor
>>66644625
thats a false flagger, there is only one bullyball poster and he wont give up until he dies of obesity
>>66644588
Realest niggas in the league do it again. There's not a single person alive that thought they could make playoffs
>>66644620
What teams are close to you? Either way, I'd wait and see how the process goes. They'll either pick a great replacement that can turn the franchise great or an absolute POS like the nigga who did the Bynum trade.
>>66644620
1. go to the T-Wolves or Magic, basically the proper rebuilt teams in small markets so they don't have bandwagons yet
2. go to the closest team to your area
3. go to a team with dank colors/uniforms so you can buy some merch and feel good about it
>>66644644
i just want to suffocate in all the butts
Russell just broke the record for most 3's made by a Laker rookie
Nobody cares about your bitches with fake ass and tities, stop posting them
say something funny canada
say something funny britain
>only winning by 5 points with 4 starters resting
>Kanter gets a 30/20 games, the first in Thunder history
>the Trail Shits
fuck your say something funny meme
>>66644650
>>66644664
I live in Kansas but I have no interest in rooting for the Thunder. They aren't true contenders as is and KD is going to leave anyway. I just don't like them either. Also I'm not sold on the Magic, I don't think they'll be that good. Sounds like the Wolves are my best bet.
>>66644588
>>66644644
keep the dubs game alive
repeating integers=repeating n00dz
>>66644697
>Lebron is our guy
>>66644697
>>66644710
the thunder are going to win the nba championship
>>66644716
So you only want to root for a team that's obviously going to win a championship and you're a bandwagon faggot that refuses to live through a teams ups and downs because eat shit you're fucking cancer?
>>66644710
The Raptors will win a playoff series this post season.
>>66644726
Snitch
>It's a Kobe Bryant chant while losing in the 4th
>>66644746
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha
HE'S GOING OUT GUNS BLAZING
>>66644726
how many more attempts does he have over his nearest rookie rival?
>>66644725
They're lowkey the dark horse. Watch the Warriors get knocked out in the first round and the spurs catch an injury.
>>66644761
they get BTFO by cavs everytime so i dont think so.
E X P O S E D
russell seems to only get aggressive after a made shot. he's crafty under the basket. should try to drive a lot more than he does.
>>66644631
it's the knee equivalent of banging your funny bone, shit is immensely painful for a few moments.
>>66644675
damn is he gonna break most turnovers by a rookie too
>>66644761
really they are the low key dark horse?
I am sorry a dark horse doesnt have a negative point differential in the 4th quarter
>>66644768
u sure do like posting about yourself, 7kt
>>66644768
Fuck off.
>>66644742
Sixers losing hinkie is much more than a "down"
>>66644681
Fag
>Biggest upset alerts
Portland over clips
Pacers over raptors
Miami over Boston
>>66644768
i want to believe
>>66644768
B R E A K I N G
>>66644768
OOOOOOH SHIT
>>66644759
Nigga just don't give a fuck anymore. He may never work in the NBA again.
>>66644768
Wait...
holy fuck this has to be a coincidence
>>66644767
>9 points
>10
>4
>13
Wouldn't say BTFO but in a 7 game series there's still room for lots of hope.
>>66644768
HOLY FUCK I KNEW IT
Shaw is so much more entertaining on nba game time than inside lol
>>66644768
sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hinkie#cite_note-JWolf-2
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/sixers/2014/07/20/profile-general-manager-sam-hinkie-patience-secrecy-rebuilding/12903303/
and the espn pdf
>>66644768
>>66644768
Wait a minute.....
>>66644768
holy shit, you have been avenged ASIANBRO!
>>66644788
I think you mean celtics over the heat is an upset. And that will happen
>>66644768
is this real?
>>66644781
Google dark horse tripfag, I know learning things and gaining knowledge in general scares you but take a chance.
>>66644641
>bullyball poster and he wont give up until he dies of obesity
this desu
>Julius Randle - 4/19
>>66644824
By seeding it will be an upset. Boston isn't good and they will get exposed
>>66644768
>4plebs archive is down
Those posts better be there in the archive when it returns
not gonna expect clarkson to ever be consistent, but his value has really dropped in my eyes. too many game where he just plain sucks.
>>66644768
what the fuck am i even supposed to be looking at?
DRAPED IN ALL DESIGNER
>>66644826
>dark horse
but a dark horse is someone is actually pretty good and the thunder is not that good despite what the record says.
the word is overachiever
>>66644768
HOW DEEP DOES IT GO
>>66644768
fake and gay.
>>66644768
A M A Z I N G
RBL you've done it again
>>66644768
>you now remember 7KT's first post
>it was OC of Hinkie bullying Adam Silver
>Hinkie was making metaphorical OC of himself cucking the league this entire time
>>66644768
shopped af familia
>>66644849
I remember that post about having kids. It was on a thread about if playing music to kids helps them become smart in life
i dont remember the context though i think it was somebody asking when was teh right time to have kids
not sure about the other ones
>being so much of a faggot that you copy paste hinkie quotes for a couple months so that you can release the hinkie quotes at the same time. so that everyone can talk about you..
damn 7kt you are such a faggot.
>THERE ARE FANS OKAY WITH KOBE CHUCKING WHEN THE GAME IS STILL CLOSE
>>66644855
That isn't what a dark horse is. I gave you a chance but you showed your ignorance and refusal to learn once again.
We're done here.
>>66644768
HAHAHAHAHAHA
based Hinkie is a photoshop genius
post >yfw you realize he was doing webms for the general instead of GMing for the sixers
>KOBE GETTING LOCKED DOWN BY WHITE CENTERS AND ROOKIES
>>66644855
kek, you might be the stupidest trip here 2bh
>>66644848
I dont know why people arent scared of them. they are brillantly coached and will win a first round series.
also(>>66644826) the celtics are the definition of a dark horse
>>66644892
dark horse
noun
a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.
>implying we have seen this same team over the last 5 years
>I trust the process
>>66644768
this is too deep man
>>66643670
You people are idiots. His whole letter is about adaptation and why you need to do things differently than everyone else in order to succeed in the NBA and why this is neccesary in order to break the cycle most teams are stuck in. Apparently using real world examples means you've lost it.
>>66644883
>>66644896
interesting patterns,,,hmm..
cole aldrich was a low-key great pickup for the clippers.
>>66644916
SAVED. thanks for the Rare Chuck.
THIS IS THE LAKE SHOW
BUT DONT DROWN THO
>>66644916
compare chucks body then to all the steroid users of today
i really dont understand why every league doesnt have weekly drug tests
>>66644768
could be coincidence
(vape me up)
CANT VAPE UP!
VAPE ME UP INSIDE!
>>66644944
No such thing as coincidences
did...did kobe just tell those fans to "trust the process"?????
>All year I told myself I didn't care about Kobe
>I almost teared up at that standing ovation he just got
>Blazers almost lost to the Thunder's bench team
guys...is hinkie really 7kt?
>>66644957
come on Canada
>>66644975
And..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ8UUqwHJeY
>>66644768
OPERATOR
GET ME RBL FORENSICS, GOT A NEW CASE FOR THEM TO EXAMINE
>>66644981
unironically yes. it makes too much sense. the ball is no longer in /nba/'s court, its now up to 7KT to somehow prove hes not hinkie
>>66644997
or if he starts deleting his posts on Twitter, would be real suspect
this is about the time he gets on
>>66644989
And they almost lost to their bench team. Can Canadians not read? Or is it just you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCH-owsrC-A
post some songs with niggers rapping about basketball
>>66645010
it's just him
please ignore the self-hating Canadian Cloppers fan from now on
>>66644970
thanks David Stern
>>66645018
>Lil Wayne
>lelkers
>>66645022
Thank you, I'll do just that.
>>66645039
pretty fitting for Kobrick's last season
>>66645039
fuck off-self hating Canadian.
Who /Panda/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
>>66644975
Those niggers started getting lazy and thought Chokelahoma would just sit there.
>>66644768
LMFAOOOOO
How long is Vince Carter going to play for?
do you guys think hinkie watches anime?
>>66645090
He'll probably play next season that will likely be his final season
>>66645070
meme song, you have to be 18+ to post here.
>>66645039
Literally Nets-tier. That's a special kind of pathetic.
>>66645099
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
How do I teach my wife's son how to play basketball?
>>66644768
HAHAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
BASED SHAQ
>>66645150
Drop him off to Jamals crib
>>66645150
Take him to the AAU
i need some senior /nba/ loreists here, can anyone confirm if it's possible for 7kt to hold any more Ls
>>66645165
BLACK X6 PHANTOM
WHITE X6 LOOK LIKE A PANDA
>>66644768
OH SHIT ITS GONE HIS TWITTER IS GONE
IT REALLY WAS HINKIE
>>66645171
>L's
7kt isn't holding any L's
He's memed his way to the top.
>>66645171
7KT doesn't have any L's. he's Sam fucking Hinkie.
>>66645167
His father is still active in his life, gets visitation
>>66644413
not her but fuck me
i threw away my fries before checking the monopoly thing
>>66645171
He made millions of dollars while shitposting in his office in philly.
7KT got a huge W
>>66645180
this is amazing, fucking 7kt will go down as a legend
motherfucking sam hinkie on /nba/...who else could be here?
i know Gordon Hayward is a big enough nerd, maybe JJ reddick?
Gilbert Arenas for sure
>>66645180
>its true
holy shit guys. we're in too deep. we've been talking to a professional NBA GM this entire time. i dont want to see how far this goes. im out
>>66645180
holy fuck i can't believe this is real
>>66645182
>>66645188
>>66645210
i phrased it shitty, I meant is it possible for 7KT to hold Ls any more
>>66644768
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RBL FORENSICS DOES IT AGAIN
WOH
>>66645180
HOLY SHIT
you guys are dumb af...
I hope Duncan gets this Kobe-like tour.. Since he's actually a legit top 10.
WHAT DO WE HAVE IN HERE?
>>66645242
We were talking to Sam Hinkie this entire season. Just accept it.
>>66645228
I never thought he had many L's in the first place I've always been a fan of his, but now I think he's definitely immune to L's.
>>66645242
lol 7kt autist guy is just made because you were meme'd on by the hinkster
7KT probably had direct contact with John Wall and told him about the shook meme. This is the reason why John Wall played like shit this entire season...
>>66644924
No prob breh
The process started off on the wrong foot drafting Embiid
Holy shit ahhaah his YouTube is gone too
I just can't come to terms with the the fact that he was doing op webms for us for like a month
>>66645263
>He told John he would threaten to have him traded to Philadelphia
>tfw you 've been shitposting alongside Sam Hinkie on a Chinese cartoon website
feels weird man
>>66645259
Hahahahaha holy fuck that autist can never show his face around here. 7KT was like his most hated enemy and he turns out to be Sam fucking Hinkie. Who else does this guy hate? They're probably famous too. Is OCD actually Devin Booker? Is Go Wizards actually John Wall? Will the autist ever recover?
>>66645270
We need an official response from 7KT. He gave his resignation letter to the 76ers and now he needs to give one to us.
>>66645282
I bet you Metta World Peace runs RBL
i fucking hate all you stupid memers
asianbro is probably sitting here thinking thank god ahahah, what a break for that dude
>Curry spammer is really Stephen Curry
>>66645308
more like Riley
>>66645303
>mfw asianbro is actually the forensic scientist who uncovered Hinkie's identity
>mfw it all comes full circle
>>66645301
i bet you're the autist who kept hating 7KT/Hinkie and made false strawpolls for him to leave
>>66645308
>2-4 spammer was actually MJ
HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO
>>66645294
Wouldn't even be surprised.
He probably does the forensics work himself
>>66645308
more like Draymond Green
>7kt led us to believe that he was the most interesting man in the world
>running with the bulls, feeding starving children, traveling the world n shit
>its really just Sam hinkie lieing like the scumbag conman he is
I need to lay down. My whole life is a lie.
>mfw hinkie threw in a bunch of memes in his final letter
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>66645308
hahah he seems like the type though
It wouldn't surprise me if Kawhi is behind QBP
>i just wish we would all get along
>>66645312
based asianbro, RBL you better promote that man
>/JAH/ POSTING WAS JAHLIL LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS
>tfw posted nudes of gf that sam hinkie possibly jerked off too
>>66645313
I don't even know what you're talking about. How about you go get your life together man. Maybe if you didn't spend so much time obsessing over /nba/ memes and lore you could actually be something your parents could be proud of. You have serious issues.
>>66645338
>tfw you will never be friends with /jah/ and make him feel like life is worth living.
>Hinkie is 7KT
>Kawhi is QBP
>Metta is RBL
>Pierce is SPC
>Booker is OCD
>Wall is Go Wiz
>Austin Rivers is Clips4lyfe + his other trips
>Tristan Thompson is Tristan Thompson's Muscles
>Bosh is PRAY4BOSH
>Jah is /jah/
it's all coming together
>>66645355
>>Booker is OCD
i can see this..both are faggots
>>66645355
>KNICKS WIFE BEATER IS CARMELO
the loremasters aint getting any sleep tonight
>>66645355
Who is >curry-career ending injury then?
>>66645378
Delly
>>66645378
IT'S KLAY
YOU KNOW HE WANTS THE ATTENTION
>STEPH CURRY AND THE OTHER HALF OF THE SPLASH BROTHERS
>>66645378
based delly
>kyrie fatfuck poster is kyrie irving
>>66645378
wait..then who is self-hating canadian clipper fan?
IS ANYONE HERE NOT AN NBA PLAYER OR COACH?
>>66645405
dwane casey
>>66645405
I think it's Anthony Bennette
>>66645405
could be Blake Griffin with a proxy.
>short temper
>mental issues
>dank memes
checks out
>>66645408
I may or may not be Miles Plumlee
>>66645408
Landry fields here ama
>>66645408
Tony Brown here, la.
how can i dunk a basketball
im 5'10
>>66645433
you can't.
>>66645433
bouncekit
>>66645355
>Jah went to Duke
>So did Austin and Kyrie
>Cavs and Clippers are in on the memes
>Doc has his ties to Boston
>Cavs and Miami have ties
>Love played for Minnesota
>Wiggins has infected Canada and the Raptors
>KAT played for Kentucky
>Demarcus and Kings are infected
>DRAYMOND, KAT AND COUSINS DID THE ALL-STAR COMPETITION TOGETHER
>>66645433 THIS IS LITERALLY ISAIAH THOMAS
MAKE IT STOP
>>66645433
Are you white?
>>66645433
>Nate Robinson comes to /nba/
TRUST THE PROCESS
>>66645433
Git gud scrub
>tfw everyone here actually knows each other.
this is a turning point for /nba/. we can never go back to the way things were.
>>66645408
Steph Curry here lol. I mostly lurk and laugh at you losers who spend so much time talking about me while I'm cashing checks and winning basketball games. GTG, gonna go fuck Aysesha before I go to sleep and wake up to beat the Spurs.
What if I told you guys that the Russell Westbrook is Kobe Bryant meme is secretly a joke between the 2 of them
>>66645472
Hi Klay
>>66645472
sup draymond
That's a nice ball you have there James Soften, would be a real shame if something happened to it on the way to the basket
>>66645482
makes sense since Kobe's favorite player right now is Westbrook
>>66645472
What's good Harrison
>>66645433
>tfw 158m
>>66645433
HOLY SHIT
WE FOUND ANOTHER
>>66645472
LEANDROOO WHAT UP
>>66645472
Hey Steve.
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
>>66645500
it says he's 6'0" though
>>66645408
Kobe here. Been making you guys accept my status as the new king.
Feels good.
>>66645490
Fuck off mark cuban
>>66645500
>yurotrash in charge of decimals
>>66645511
Those niggas get measured in basketball shoes. Their NBA height isn't the barefoot height most people use.
>>66645490
The GOAT strip from the GOAT
>>66645408
lol, alright you got me.
>>66645500
>mfw CP3 is the canadian cloppers fan on a proxy
does this mean the dedicated Bulls fan who fill up the Bulls gamethreads are the ACTUAL Chicago Bulls? do they just shitpost during the downtime of each game?
>>66645525
97% of a foot is like 11.9"
Oh boy what op image do we pick for next thread? Make it a good one boys
>>66645552
>>66645563
Holy shit what a fucking disappointment for an OP image. Also 20 fucking posts early and a shitty meme no one cares about.
>>66645552
>>66645563
lmfao
>>66645563
>20 posts early
>not even a good OP image
This is some SPC-tier shitposting
>>66645408
Kobe Bryant reporting. I can't be fucked playing ball so I thought I would spend my days shitposting until I die. I can give you a dickpic with timestamp as proof.
>>66645408
I'm actually based Deng.
From Hinkie's resignation letter:
Many of us remember exactly where we were when tragedy strikes and we think of what could have
been. For me—and this is sad for my own mental well being—that list includes the January day in 2014
when Miami traded Joel Anthony and two second round picks to our formidable competitors the Celtics. I
can still picture the child’s play table I paced around at Lankenau Medical Center on my cell phone while
negotiating with Miami’s front office. This was in between feedings for our newborn twins, when my wife
and I were still sleeping in the hospital. Danny Ainge finalized that deal (and several other better ones) and
received one first-place vote for Executive of the Year that season: mine
http://espn.go.com/pdf/2016/0406/nba_hinkie_redact.pdf
we needs a new threat ladz
>>66643959
Inb4 American Greed episode on Hinkle.
Also, this deserves a 30 for 30.
>"What if I told you the only way to win was to lose?" 30 for 30 presents Hinkie vs the World: "The Process"
Hinkie BTFO. Pretty much confirms that his replacement will trade for Snitchy D.
C: /jah/
PF: Bully
SF: Ingram
SG: ???
PG: Clarkson
That young squad
>tfw Kobr is replaceable
>>66647003
>voting for yourself in a yearly award
Maximum beta.
