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today:
>european cup
wolfsburg - real
tomorrow:
>uefa cup
dortmund - liverpool (21:05 cest)
good morning
neither of those names are correct
>>66625792
>Ösis
dumb anime poster
>>66626006
your dumb
I have no where else to express my confusion at this
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/article/brazilian-club-sign-teenage-striker-from-npl-queensland/1fd8hfw2xbwk510ls3k1o5x32f
>>66626029
>Nykodah
what
>>66626029
>he cares about Australian soccer
wog detected
>>66626061
if it helps you sleep better
VW
W
>>66626197
they gonna get raped bad
Good morning.
>>66625821
kek
>Nach Informationen der „Bild“ soll der FC Bayern München Interesse an einer Verpflichtung von Eric Dier haben. Demnach beobachten die Münchner den englischen Nationalspieler von Tottenham Hotspur schon länger, unter anderem beim Europa League-Auftritt der „Spurs“ bei Borussia Dortmund. Der 22-Jährige ist in der Defensive ähnliche flexibel einsetzbar wie David Alaba und Joshua Kimmich und kann im Mittelfeld, im Abwehrzentrum sowie als Rechtsverteidiger auflaufen.
>Dier
>buying an English NT player
Enjoy overpaying €40m
>>66626346
thank i will
>>66625752
how often do you go to the stadium?
was three times at home and one time away this season.
Did BVB win the league yet?
>>66626378
2 times at home + plus 1 Kreisliga game
>>66626382
kys
>>66626378
never
I strongly regret the choices I've made in life the past decade or so.
>>66626378
29 times.
>>66626378
Thinking of booking a ticket to Borussia to watch BVB in person. Lifelong fan here.
>Oliver Kreuzer (50) hat Gerüchte um einen Wechsel zu Hannover 96 dementiert: „Das Thema interessiert mich nicht. Damit befasse ich mich nicht. Meine 100prozentige Konzentration gilt 1860 und das nicht nur für die nächsten Wochen“, sagte er gegenüber „dieblaue24.com“.
>Mirko Slomka hat sein Interesse am Trainerjob beim Bundesliga-Schlusslicht Hannover 96 bestätigt. „Wenn mich jemand fragen würde, dann würde es mir sehr schwer fallen, nicht in die Diskussion einzusteigen oder gar Nein zu sagen“, sagte der derzeit vereinslose Fußball-Trainer dem Pay-TV-Sender „Sky“. Noch sei er aber nicht gefragt worden. Die Situation beim fast schon sicher abgestiegenen Club bezeichnete der ehemalige 96-Coach als „dramatisch“. Nach der Beurlaubung von Thomas Schaaf ist dessen Nachfolger Daniel Stendel nur bis zum Saisonende für die Profis des abgeschlagenen Schlusslichts zuständig.
>>66626389
Such as?
>>66626394
fuck off Bitchspouter
>>66626483
Not going to university.
Not talking to girls I had a chance with.
Not accepting certain job offers.
Wasting my time overseas.
Getting into debt.
There's much more as well. Basically my life is fucked beyond repair and I can definitely see myself committing suicide in 4 next year or so.
>>66626501
It's never too late to turn things around
How old are you? Just go to university next semester (July) if thats what you regret not doing. As long as you can afford accommodation you'll be fine.
Even if you're a mature aged student it doesn't matter, you'll spend the next three years studying, working casually and watching sport. It's comfy as fuck.
>>66626515
I'm 27.
And I need to pay $155 a week to repay my debt from some retarded decisions I made years ago which makes it harder to quit my dead end job to go study because I need to have a decent income to cover that plus living expenses.
remember when people thought ribery was on the same level as ronaldo?
>>66626532
I'm Hungarian/Chinese.
>>66626525
>I need to pay $155 a week
shit lad, what did you do? That's basically a full student loan you are paying off
>>66626538
>I'm Hungarian
Same t b h
Can Bayern beat Barca? I can't see it desu.
>>66626389
>>66626501
Nice blog posts. But there is an important match between Wolfsburg and Real Madrid coming up that I'm looking forward to discussing, so if you wouldn't mind...
>>66626547
No one can see anything happening until it does
>>66626540
I don't really want to get into it, but it was basically a series of progressively worse financial decisions.
I'm in a better position now, as I used to have to fork out nearly $400 a week, but I'm still stuck with these repayments for another 4 years.
>>66626549
>what is a farseer
>>66626551
some nerd shit according to google
>>66626557
>he didn't play runescape
>he played runescape
>it didn't take his whole childhood
>>66626529
Yeah he's better than Penaldo.
>>66626551
>farseer
Fernseher?
is the lad trying to get 99 agility still here?
>>66626613
yes
hey bundes I'm back
all these Australians oh my
*blushes*
>>66626871
never heard of you
>>66626871
no /cric/ until June and I heard that Germany is accepting refugees
>>66626622
this 07 general now?
>>66626871
fuck off
>>66626871
>that one Aussiecuck who's always posting here when these shitheads fuck bundes up
>>66626913
calm down
>>66626913
>fuck bundes up
not fuck up - just a different kind of shit
>>66626913
I just want to get impregnated by the AusGODS
>Fanproteste gegen eine mögliche Götze-Rückkehr wie beim 3:2 gegen Werder Bremen will Watzke berücksichtigen, ohne dabei sportliche Aspekte außer Acht zu lassen: „Ich glaube, dass wir alle ein gutes Gespür haben, was unsere Fans bewegt. Und wenn du deine Fans ernst nimmst, setzt du dich auf jeden Fall damit auseinander. Auf der anderen Seite musst du sportliche Dinge auch immer sportlich entscheiden. Die Bayern haben es doch vorgemacht – sonst wäre Manuel Neuer nach der ‚Koan Neuer‘-Aktion nicht in München.“
translation
>> Fan protests against a possible idol return for a 3: 2 against Werder Bremen wants Watzke account, without forgetting sporting aspects aside: "I believe that we all have a good sense of what makes our fans. And if you take your fans seriously, you sit in any case apart so. On the other hand you have athletic things whatsoever decide sporty. Bayern have yet demonstrated it - otherwise it would not Manuel Neuer after, Koan Neuer' action in Munich ".
pls watch our league
>>66627180
>pls watch our league
it will be a little more accessible in a couple of months if that makes you feel better
>>66627209
i couldn't care less desu. i don't even watch that shit
>>66627180
i actually would but its just too boring, basically Scotland-tier at this point
>>66627209
based Jewdoch
>>66627216
what do you watch?
>>66627224
premier league
>>66627217
>based Jewdoch
no, ree@him for letting the epl rights go to optus/sbs
>>66627251
atleast some of the games are going to be sold back to Jewtel I think arent they?
but yeah they only did the beIN thing because of that
>>66627256
sbs get one game a week and the rest are shown by optus on fetch
http://www.optus.com.au/shop/entertainment/sport/epl
>>66627268
kek, no more EPL for me then
How do I get a Tabea Kemme gf in London?
What does he mean by this?
In London?
>>66627309
You have to be better than very good to beat them
>>66627308
>>66627359
you don't. just get a qt bf instead>>66627359
>>66627308
Lutsch mir die Kimme first, Inselaffe.
>>66627308
lucky turtle
What did they mean by this?
>>66627645
U G H
G
H
Dortmund's social media account is incredibly cringy
>>66627906
Most football club's accounts are to be fair. It's just different levels of cringe.
I've had the wikipedia article about Pygmy peoples open in a tab for a week now. Just moved it to the reading list and closed the tab
>>66627929
I guess,I just see the BVB one posted constantly on here
>>66627944
would you date a manlet?
>>66627958
That being said they occasionally come out with gold, like this.
>>66627959
How tall is Mario Götze
>>66627993
Wow, imagine the shitstorm had it been posted by a club followed by anglos.
>>66627999
King of Manlets
How tall are you?
>>66627944
how about Homo floresiensis?
>>66626378
every game home and away except for when i am sick or something important happens
can't go to the buyern game in four weeks
Hello. I am here now.
>>66628036
I won't say
>>66628038
Nah
>>66628082
>19°
>>66628082
>8degrees
where the fuck? Canberra or something inland?
it is 29 in my fucking room
>>66628155
I like that temperature.
>>66628178
I'm near Canberra at the moment, not 100% sure where I am exactly. Never been here before. I'm pretty sure my thermometer they measures the external temperature is faulty though.
>>66628201
you in the ADF?
>tfw all the /sp/ shitters are gonna miss draxler killing madrid
>>66628216
Nah, I got made redundant from my job on Tuesday, and I just got in my car and started driving.
I started on the Gold Coast and now I'm near Canberra.
It's possible I'm having some sort of mental breakdown.
>>66628251
Shit lad that sucks but what you are doing is based as fuck. Do you have any plan with where you're going or how you'll get home or you just gonna keep driving?
What was the job btw?
>>66625758
Morning
>>66626252
Yes
>>66628251
TOP KEK
>>66628270
I was an estimator for a builder.
No clue what I'm doing or where I'm going.
Might try to get a job in Melbourne if I make it that far.
>>66628329
keep >us updated please lad
>>66627944
>Pygmy porn doesn't exist
Imagine Danny Dong ripping up one of them
>most american porn women are just as short
Not pygmyshort though
>>66628329
You will make it
>>66628348
>making it to Melbourne
I honestly hope he keeps going t b h
>>66628339
>Not pygmyshort though
How short is pygmyshort? Piper Perri is under 1.50m.
>>66628329
go to Tasmania, it's really relaxing
there's that ship, the spirit of Tasmania, you can put your car on it. I spent about a month just driving around Tassie. Best holiday I've had.
>>66628338
I'll try, but it's hard getting reception when I'm in between the major centres.
>>66628348
I hope so.
>>66628377
Yeah, I read about that. How much does it cost? The good thing is I have no debt and a fair amount saved up, so I do feel a bit free to do something I wouldn't normally do.
>>66628365
150 and below
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>66628425
>Yeah, I read about that. How much does it cost?
I checked for you because I know you're on your phone so its a bit difficult
You're in luck because the next one leaves at 9am on the 8th, so in 32 hours from now which gives you plenty of time to have a sleep and drive.
It depends on your car but it's in the ~$170-200 range for one-way, so i'd guess 50% more than that for a return?
>>66628432
It's so fucking cancerous
>>66628432
>hey Pierre, we need you in our photo shoot
>yeah, old up this bag of popcorn, now pretend to eat one of them and look into the distance with an interested look on your face
>yeah that's good, this will make a great meme
>>66628625
>Hey Pierre, you heard we're facing Liverpool in the next round?
>our social media meme game has to be ON POINT for this event,
>here, hold this popcorn
I just experienced the oppposite of "missing time" or "time loss"
:-)
>>66628719
Stop it pls
>>66628693
>>66626551
A person from the royal family of the Six Duchies. Likely to have magic.
>>66628693
flashscore.com had the wrong time zone set?
>>66628602
Augsburg was like this to, at least the German teams have bantz
>>66628719
>:-)
>>66628798
>>66628822
I know for a fact that I turned on my radio (app) at 17:52 CEST in order to listen to a program that began 18:00.
After about ten minutes I looked at the time because I could hear that it was still the same guy. Guess what the time was when I looked? 17:48.
After the smug tapir meme, I present you: the lewd giraffe!!!
>Klassikeren is on tonight
>the match is already 14 minutes old
I literally had no idea
>>66628889
>those wools
Kek, kinda glad I'm not there now, our cringiest fans will be out in force with the lovefest
>>66628880
Have another drink
>>66628920
Still at work :/
>18:18
>at work
what happened?
>>66628942
Taking Friday off
>>66628958
why?
>>66628969
I'll be visited by a plumber plus I don't like working on Fridays.
>I'll be visited by a plumber
l-lewd
Klopp is doing an interview... Right now!! OMG
Time for din din
i've some din din in my pants for you
Name one thing the world won't go down from
tag
>>66629082
Not a good greeting
>>66629070
meisterfeier am borsigplatz
PUKKI
>>66629094
why
>>66629120
It's never fitting. Too serious, nobody wants to be with you after you say that as a greeting. If you want to keep a distance you use it
Klopp: "Im Spiel wird alles ganz normal sein. Ich freue mich wieder hier zu sein. Es ist besser als in ... Nordkorea. (Gelächter)"
shut the fuck up with this shit you cucks
these shitheads play tomorrow, not today
rude
DUDE STARVING CHILDREN LMAO
>Klopp on being back in Dortmund: "It's better to be here than in North Korea."
Classic Kloppo banter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Bundaberg is a city in Queensland, Australia. It is part of the local government area of the Bundaberg Region
>Wattenscheid
Time for a foot bath
Time for a food bath
>>66629581
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
>>66629761
Real Madrid: Navas - Danilo, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Marcelo - Kroos, Casemiro, Modric - Bale, Benzema, Cristiano Ronaldo
>>66629805
lewd
ayy
okay
do something
>>66629805
Thank you.
>>66629845
Is Carvajal injured? I thought Zidane said he wants to bring other players.
ManCity: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Mangala, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero
I thoght De Bruyne was out for the season? Modern medicine, eh?
>>66629897
PSG: Trapp; Aurier, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Maxwell; Rabiot, Motta, Matuidi; Di María, Ibrahimovic, Cavani
Delaney has equalised for FCK in Klassikeren.
>>66629889
He's on the bench
>>66629914
I thought Lucas was doing good this season?
>>66629914
>Aurier
wew lad
Wolfsburg : Benaglio - Vieirinha, Naldo, Dante, Rodriguez - Luiz Gustavo, Guilavogui - Henrique, Arnold, Draxler - Schürrle
>>66629897
>>66629914
This looks juicy. It's like watching two retards fight against each other
>>66629947
more like Volkswagen do Brasil
>>66629947
Why did VfL sold Klose? He is way better than Dante.
>>66629964
wh did they sell de bruyne? why did they spend like 90 million on draxler, schürrle and kruse? why did they buy bendtner?
I am the only person at my place of work who is looking forward to tomorrow and is having fun at work.
>>66629964
cuz he ugly
>>66630011
they signed bendtner on a free
>>66630082
whats he listening to?
>>66630136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CblBu04QGAE
>>66630195
Makes sense:
>Schalke = Wolfsburg
>Dortmund = Real
on Sunday
>>66630082
>>66630136
Whats in the purse?
>>66630233
tsouvenirs from Morocco
is zdf shit for everyone else
>>66630339
zdf is shit in every way including physically.
>>66630339
it has always been shit
>>66629947
>Dante
kek
Can't wait
>>66630204
I like Klopp, but this shit is getting really annoying and disrespectful towards Tuchel.
back
It's time for ZDF
>>66630339
No
Better atmosphere in Wolfsburg today than in Munich yesterday, embarrassing.
Yeah I need to go to the barber as well
>>66630542
Are you ok
In before another Inter Mailand - Schalke
>>66629861
dumb goat. that's not food.
Why are you plebs too poor for a TV?
>>66630624
what do you ask him for?
Every stage of the 2017 Tour de France will be broadcast live on TV from start to finish
Draxler to run past some players and score
>>66630645
i have a 54 zoller lad
Why are you plebs too poor for dragon dildos?
>>66630646
A sick fade. Just kidding, "2 centimeters shorter in total please. Ears free. Maybe some more."
Did someone cap Rolando?
Here we are
Missed yesterdays match.
How was Bayern playing and was the 1-0 a representative and fair result?
>>66630681
>going to the barber for 2cm
is burning money your hobby?
Do you think Tsuunaldo watched the Kruse video to """prepare""" himself for the match?
I really don't rate Real under Zidane
>>66630742
*hate
sorry I'm posting from my ipod
>>66630665
This is my way to work
>it's a zdf HD lags because of the shitty weather episode
>>66630725
Bayern stopped playing after 20 minutes, nobody did much, Benfica had one or two good chances, Bayern missed to score the second or third in the second half.
Yes
>>66630732
No
that wasn't offside 2bh
Hmm
>>66630732
I'm going to the barber to get touched by another human being once in a while.
>>66630765
I would literally kill myself, not even kidding
but then again I weigh 310 pounds
>implying Real wont lose this 2 - 1 just to destroy the golfsburgers 6-1 in the 2nd leg
delusion
>>66630833
Try ASMR videos and search for haircut
>>66630833
you can easily get a blowjob for 3x barber. 2 if you have low standards.
>>66630833
I don't believe you
>>66630855
>german
>pounds
>>66630861
>implying real Madrid won't win 0-2 in this game and then lose 3-4 at home
>>66630905
YOU NEVER DO
*storms out of the room*
Hecking looks like he is at a fancy dress party and he went as a junior school kid
>>66630948
this
>>66630948
cute
>>66630972
Hehee, ye
>tfw you get the young hot female barber [and a boner]
>>66631050
Is that a dakiramakura
>>66631083
the correct term is black gentleman
>tfw your trash smells but you just got comfy
only Hecking suffers more
Why does Dante still have a job at any professional club?
>>66631215
he is the meme defender that played well in mönchengladbach
for fun
>he is
>that
NO ERA PENAL
>>66631359
lool
Rodriguez>Zlatan
based hart
>>66631359
this is embarrassing on so many levels.
>>66631441
Yes
>>66631448
I remember a time when he was Joe Fart
WOLFCASTLE
Hart seems to enjoy the CL
>pepe
lel, what a meme defence
>>66631635
Just like Dante
ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD
>your dad will never take you to a football match
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
REAL
>Barca won yesterday
>realMAD losing today
Feels good being a Cule right now
>>66631745
wh-why are you doing this
The Wolfsburg """"fans"""" in the stands are quite handsome I must say
AHNOLD
Schürrle looks like he's from the 80's and drives a white ferrari.
