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today:
>european cup
wolfsburg - real
tomorrow:
>uefa cup
dortmund - liverpool (21:05 cest)
good morning
neither of those names are correct
>Ösis
dumb anime poster
>>66626006
your dumb
I have no where else to express my confusion at this
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/article/brazilian-club-sign-teenage-striker-from-npl-queensland/1fd8hfw2xbwk510ls3k1o5x32f
>>66626029
>Nykodah
what
>>66626029
>he cares about Australian soccer
wog detected
>>66626061
if it helps you sleep better
VW
W
>>66626197
they gonna get raped bad
Good morning.
>>66625821
kek
>Nach Informationen der „Bild“ soll der FC Bayern München Interesse an einer Verpflichtung von Eric Dier haben. Demnach beobachten die Münchner den englischen Nationalspieler von Tottenham Hotspur schon länger, unter anderem beim Europa League-Auftritt der „Spurs“ bei Borussia Dortmund. Der 22-Jährige ist in der Defensive ähnliche flexibel einsetzbar wie David Alaba und Joshua Kimmich und kann im Mittelfeld, im Abwehrzentrum sowie als Rechtsverteidiger auflaufen.
>Dier
>buying an English NT player
Enjoy overpaying €40m
>>66626346
thank i will
>>66625752
how often do you go to the stadium?
was three times at home and one time away this season.
Did BVB win the league yet?
>>66626378
2 times at home + plus 1 Kreisliga game
>>66626382
kys
>>66626378
never
I strongly regret the choices I've made in life the past decade or so.
>>66626378
29 times.
>>66626378
Thinking of booking a ticket to Borussia to watch BVB in person. Lifelong fan here.
>Oliver Kreuzer (50) hat Gerüchte um einen Wechsel zu Hannover 96 dementiert: „Das Thema interessiert mich nicht. Damit befasse ich mich nicht. Meine 100prozentige Konzentration gilt 1860 und das nicht nur für die nächsten Wochen“, sagte er gegenüber „dieblaue24.com“.
>Mirko Slomka hat sein Interesse am Trainerjob beim Bundesliga-Schlusslicht Hannover 96 bestätigt. „Wenn mich jemand fragen würde, dann würde es mir sehr schwer fallen, nicht in die Diskussion einzusteigen oder gar Nein zu sagen“, sagte der derzeit vereinslose Fußball-Trainer dem Pay-TV-Sender „Sky“. Noch sei er aber nicht gefragt worden. Die Situation beim fast schon sicher abgestiegenen Club bezeichnete der ehemalige 96-Coach als „dramatisch“. Nach der Beurlaubung von Thomas Schaaf ist dessen Nachfolger Daniel Stendel nur bis zum Saisonende für die Profis des abgeschlagenen Schlusslichts zuständig.
>>66626389
Such as?
>>66626394
fuck off Bitchspouter
>>66626483
Not going to university.
Not talking to girls I had a chance with.
Not accepting certain job offers.
Wasting my time overseas.
Getting into debt.
There's much more as well. Basically my life is fucked beyond repair and I can definitely see myself committing suicide in 4 next year or so.
>>66626501
It's never too late to turn things around
How old are you? Just go to university next semester (July) if thats what you regret not doing. As long as you can afford accommodation you'll be fine.
Even if you're a mature aged student it doesn't matter, you'll spend the next three years studying, working casually and watching sport. It's comfy as fuck.
>>66626515
I'm 27.
And I need to pay $155 a week to repay my debt from some retarded decisions I made years ago which makes it harder to quit my dead end job to go study because I need to have a decent income to cover that plus living expenses.
remember when people thought ribery was on the same level as ronaldo?
>>66626532
I'm Hungarian/Chinese.
>>66626525
>I need to pay $155 a week
shit lad, what did you do? That's basically a full student loan you are paying off
>>66626538
>I'm Hungarian
Same t b h
Can Bayern beat Barca? I can't see it desu.
>>66626389
>>66626501
Nice blog posts. But there is an important match between Wolfsburg and Real Madrid coming up that I'm looking forward to discussing, so if you wouldn't mind...
>>66626547
No one can see anything happening until it does
>>66626540
I don't really want to get into it, but it was basically a series of progressively worse financial decisions.
I'm in a better position now, as I used to have to fork out nearly $400 a week, but I'm still stuck with these repayments for another 4 years.
>>66626549
>what is a farseer
>>66626551
some nerd shit according to google
>>66626557
>he didn't play runescape
>he played runescape
>it didn't take his whole childhood
>>66626529
Yeah he's better than Penaldo.
>>66626551
>farseer
Fernseher?
is the lad trying to get 99 agility still here?
>>66626613
yes
hey bundes I'm back
all these Australians oh my
*blushes*
>>66626871
never heard of you
>>66626871
no /cric/ until June and I heard that Germany is accepting refugees
>>66626622
this 07 general now?
>>66626871
fuck off
>>66626871
>that one Aussiecuck who's always posting here when these shitheads fuck bundes up
>>66626913
calm down
>>66626913
>fuck bundes up
not fuck up - just a different kind of shit
>>66626913
I just want to get impregnated by the AusGODS
>Fanproteste gegen eine mögliche Götze-Rückkehr wie beim 3:2 gegen Werder Bremen will Watzke berücksichtigen, ohne dabei sportliche Aspekte außer Acht zu lassen: „Ich glaube, dass wir alle ein gutes Gespür haben, was unsere Fans bewegt. Und wenn du deine Fans ernst nimmst, setzt du dich auf jeden Fall damit auseinander. Auf der anderen Seite musst du sportliche Dinge auch immer sportlich entscheiden. Die Bayern haben es doch vorgemacht – sonst wäre Manuel Neuer nach der ‚Koan Neuer‘-Aktion nicht in München.“
translation
>> Fan protests against a possible idol return for a 3: 2 against Werder Bremen wants Watzke account, without forgetting sporting aspects aside: "I believe that we all have a good sense of what makes our fans. And if you take your fans seriously, you sit in any case apart so. On the other hand you have athletic things whatsoever decide sporty. Bayern have yet demonstrated it - otherwise it would not Manuel Neuer after, Koan Neuer' action in Munich ".
pls watch our league
>>66627180
>pls watch our league
it will be a little more accessible in a couple of months if that makes you feel better
>>66627209
i couldn't care less desu. i don't even watch that shit
>>66627180
i actually would but its just too boring, basically Scotland-tier at this point
>>66627209
based Jewdoch
>>66627216
what do you watch?
>>66627224
premier league
>>66627217
>based Jewdoch
no, ree@him for letting the epl rights go to optus/sbs
>>66627251
atleast some of the games are going to be sold back to Jewtel I think arent they?
but yeah they only did the beIN thing because of that
>>66627256
sbs get one game a week and the rest are shown by optus on fetch
http://www.optus.com.au/shop/entertainment/sport/epl
>>66627268
kek, no more EPL for me then
How do I get a Tabea Kemme gf in London?
What does he mean by this?
In London?
>>66627309
You have to be better than very good to beat them
>>66627308
>>66627359
you don't. just get a qt bf instead>>66627359
>>66627308
Lutsch mir die Kimme first, Inselaffe.
>>66627308
lucky turtle
What did they mean by this?
>>66627645
U G H
G
H
Dortmund's social media account is incredibly cringy
>>66627906
Most football club's accounts are to be fair. It's just different levels of cringe.
I've had the wikipedia article about Pygmy peoples open in a tab for a week now. Just moved it to the reading list and closed the tab
>>66627929
I guess,I just see the BVB one posted constantly on here
>>66627944
would you date a manlet?
>>66627958
That being said they occasionally come out with gold, like this.
>>66627959
How tall is Mario Götze
>>66627993
Wow, imagine the shitstorm had it been posted by a club followed by anglos.
>>66627999
King of Manlets
How tall are you?
>>66627944
how about Homo floresiensis?
>>66626378
every game home and away except for when i am sick or something important happens
can't go to the buyern game in four weeks
Hello. I am here now.
>>66628036
I won't say
>>66628038
Nah
>>66628082
>19°
>>66628082
>8degrees
where the fuck? Canberra or something inland?
it is 29 in my fucking room
>>66628155
I like that temperature.
>>66628178
I'm near Canberra at the moment, not 100% sure where I am exactly. Never been here before. I'm pretty sure my thermometer they measures the external temperature is faulty though.
>>66628201
you in the ADF?
>tfw all the /sp/ shitters are gonna miss draxler killing madrid
>>66628216
Nah, I got made redundant from my job on Tuesday, and I just got in my car and started driving.
I started on the Gold Coast and now I'm near Canberra.
It's possible I'm having some sort of mental breakdown.
>>66628251
Shit lad that sucks but what you are doing is based as fuck. Do you have any plan with where you're going or how you'll get home or you just gonna keep driving?
What was the job btw?
>>66625758
Morning
>>66626252
Yes
>>66628251
TOP KEK
>>66628270
I was an estimator for a builder.
No clue what I'm doing or where I'm going.
Might try to get a job in Melbourne if I make it that far.
>>66628329
keep >us updated please lad
>>66627944
>Pygmy porn doesn't exist
Imagine Danny Dong ripping up one of them
>most american porn women are just as short
Not pygmyshort though
>>66628329
You will make it
>>66628348
>making it to Melbourne
I honestly hope he keeps going t b h
>>66628339
>Not pygmyshort though
How short is pygmyshort? Piper Perri is under 1.50m.
>>66628329
go to Tasmania, it's really relaxing
there's that ship, the spirit of Tasmania, you can put your car on it. I spent about a month just driving around Tassie. Best holiday I've had.
>>66628338
I'll try, but it's hard getting reception when I'm in between the major centres.
>>66628348
I hope so.
>>66628377
Yeah, I read about that. How much does it cost? The good thing is I have no debt and a fair amount saved up, so I do feel a bit free to do something I wouldn't normally do.
>>66628365
150 and below
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>66628425
>Yeah, I read about that. How much does it cost?
I checked for you because I know you're on your phone so its a bit difficult
You're in luck because the next one leaves at 9am on the 8th, so in 32 hours from now which gives you plenty of time to have a sleep and drive.
It depends on your car but it's in the ~$170-200 range for one-way, so i'd guess 50% more than that for a return?
>>66628432
It's so fucking cancerous
>>66628432
>hey Pierre, we need you in our photo shoot
>yeah, old up this bag of popcorn, now pretend to eat one of them and look into the distance with an interested look on your face
>yeah that's good, this will make a great meme
>>66628625
>Hey Pierre, you heard we're facing Liverpool in the next round?
>our social media meme game has to be ON POINT for this event,
>here, hold this popcorn
I just experienced the oppposite of "missing time" or "time loss"
:-)
>>66628719
Stop it pls
>>66626551
A person from the royal family of the Six Duchies. Likely to have magic.
>>66628693
flashscore.com had the wrong time zone set?
>>66628602
Augsburg was like this to, at least the German teams have bantz
>>66628719
>:-)
>>66628798
>>66628822
I know for a fact that I turned on my radio (app) at 17:52 CEST in order to listen to a program that began 18:00.
After about ten minutes I looked at the time because I could hear that it was still the same guy. Guess what the time was when I looked? 17:48.
After the smug tapir meme, I present you: the lewd giraffe!!!
>Klassikeren is on tonight
>the match is already 14 minutes old
I literally had no idea
>>66628889
>those wools
Kek, kinda glad I'm not there now, our cringiest fans will be out in force with the lovefest
>>66628880
Have another drink
>>66628920
Still at work :/
>18:18
>at work
what happened?
>>66628942
Taking Friday off
>>66628958
why?
>>66628969
I'll be visited by a plumber plus I don't like working on Fridays.
>I'll be visited by a plumber
l-lewd
Klopp is doing an interview... Right now!! OMG
Time for din din
i've some din din in my pants for you
Name one thing the world won't go down from
tag
>>66629082
Not a good greeting
>>66629070
meisterfeier am borsigplatz
PUKKI
>>66629094
why
>>66629120
It's never fitting. Too serious, nobody wants to be with you after you say that as a greeting. If you want to keep a distance you use it
Klopp: "Im Spiel wird alles ganz normal sein. Ich freue mich wieder hier zu sein. Es ist besser als in ... Nordkorea. (Gelächter)"
shut the fuck up with this shit you cucks
these shitheads play tomorrow, not today
rude
DUDE STARVING CHILDREN LMAO
>Klopp on being back in Dortmund: "It's better to be here than in North Korea."
Classic Kloppo banter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Bundaberg is a city in Queensland, Australia. It is part of the local government area of the Bundaberg Region
>Wattenscheid
Time for a foot bath
Time for a food bath
>>66629581
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Real Madrid: Navas - Danilo, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Marcelo - Kroos, Casemiro, Modric - Bale, Benzema, Cristiano Ronaldo
ayy
okay
do something
>>66629805
Thank you.
>>66629845
Is Carvajal injured? I thought Zidane said he wants to bring other players.
ManCity: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Mangala, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero
I thoght De Bruyne was out for the season? Modern medicine, eh?
>>66629897
PSG: Trapp; Aurier, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Maxwell; Rabiot, Motta, Matuidi; Di María, Ibrahimovic, Cavani
Delaney has equalised for FCK in Klassikeren.
>>66629889
He's on the bench
>>66629914
I thought Lucas was doing good this season?
>>66629914
>Aurier
wew lad
Wolfsburg : Benaglio - Vieirinha, Naldo, Dante, Rodriguez - Luiz Gustavo, Guilavogui - Henrique, Arnold, Draxler - Schürrle
>>66629897
>>66629914
This looks juicy. It's like watching two retards fight against each other
>>66629947
more like Volkswagen do Brasil
>>66629947
Why did VfL sold Klose? He is way better than Dante.
>>66629964
wh did they sell de bruyne? why did they spend like 90 million on draxler, schürrle and kruse? why did they buy bendtner?
I am the only person at my place of work who is looking forward to tomorrow and is having fun at work.
>>66629964
cuz he ugly
>>66630011
they signed bendtner on a free
>>66630082
whats he listening to?
>>66630136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CblBu04QGAE
>>66630195
Makes sense:
>Schalke = Wolfsburg
>Dortmund = Real
on Sunday
>>66630082
>>66630136
Whats in the purse?
>>66630233
tsouvenirs from Morocco
is zdf shit for everyone else
>>66630339
zdf is shit in every way including physically.
>>66630339
it has always been shit
>>66629947
>Dante
kek
Can't wait
>>66630204
I like Klopp, but this shit is getting really annoying and disrespectful towards Tuchel.
back
It's time for ZDF
>>66630339
No
Better atmosphere in Wolfsburg today than in Munich yesterday, embarrassing.
Yeah I need to go to the barber as well
>>66630542
Are you ok
In before another Inter Mailand - Schalke
>>66629861
dumb goat. that's not food.
Why are you plebs too poor for a TV?
>>66630624
what do you ask him for?
Every stage of the 2017 Tour de France will be broadcast live on TV from start to finish
Draxler to run past some players and score
>>66630645
i have a 54 zoller lad
Why are you plebs too poor for dragon dildos?
>>66630646
A sick fade. Just kidding, "2 centimeters shorter in total please. Ears free. Maybe some more."
Did someone cap Rolando?
Here we are
Missed yesterdays match.
How was Bayern playing and was the 1-0 a representative and fair result?
>>66630681
>going to the barber for 2cm
is burning money your hobby?
Do you think Tsuunaldo watched the Kruse video to """prepare""" himself for the match?
I really don't rate Real under Zidane
>>66630742
*hate
sorry I'm posting from my ipod
>>66630665
This is my way to work
>it's a zdf HD lags because of the shitty weather episode
>>66630725
Bayern stopped playing after 20 minutes, nobody did much, Benfica had one or two good chances, Bayern missed to score the second or third in the second half.
Yes
>>66630732
No
that wasn't offside 2bh
Hmm
>>66630732
I'm going to the barber to get touched by another human being once in a while.
>>66630765
I would literally kill myself, not even kidding
but then again I weigh 310 pounds
>implying Real wont lose this 2 - 1 just to destroy the golfsburgers 6-1 in the 2nd leg
delusion
>>66630833
Try ASMR videos and search for haircut
>>66630833
you can easily get a blowjob for 3x barber. 2 if you have low standards.
>>66630833
I don't believe you
>>66630855
>german
>pounds
>>66630861
>implying real Madrid won't win 0-2 in this game and then lose 3-4 at home
>>66630905
YOU NEVER DO
*storms out of the room*
Hecking looks like he is at a fancy dress party and he went as a junior school kid
>>66630948
this
>>66630948
cute
>>66630972
Hehee, ye
>tfw you get the young hot female barber [and a boner]
>>66631050
Is that a dakiramakura
>>66631083
the correct term is black gentleman
>tfw your trash smells but you just got comfy
only Hecking suffers more
Why does Dante still have a job at any professional club?
>>66631215
he is the meme defender that played well in mönchengladbach
for fun
>he is
>that
NO ERA PENAL
>>66631359
lool
Rodriguez>Zlatan
based hart
>>66631359
this is embarrassing on so many levels.
>>66631441
Yes
>>66631448
I remember a time when he was Joe Fart
WOLFCASTLE
Hart seems to enjoy the CL
>pepe
lel, what a meme defence
>>66631635
Just like Dante
ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD ARNOLD
>your dad will never take you to a football match
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
REAL
>Barca won yesterday
>realMAD losing today
Feels good being a Cule right now
>>66631745
wh-why are you doing this
The Wolfsburg """"fans"""" in the stands are quite handsome I must say
AHNOLD
Schürrle looks like he's from the 80's and drives a white ferrari.
> I rate Zidane
> implying real MAD didn't win the Clasico because of refball
>>66631831
You need to face your emotionally weak spots and deficiencies in order to deal with them and make it better in the future (if you get the chance to).
This is a permanent process of improvement. (And it feels better than it feels bad)
>Schürrle
retard, that could have been the easy 3-0
Wolfsburg playing dat Vollgasfußball
haha imagine if Dante gets injured Dante Infirm
>>66632001
the real meme is that madrid is falling for it
>>66632029
What?
>>66632029
bon post
>>66631970
The wolves are howling
>>66632029
go to bed you're drunk
>>66632029
ihihih
>>66632072
Thanks for the laugh. Gut Kick.
>>66632056
Letting Real,- make the game, pressing against them and then countering them out
Reminds me of good old Kloppo
I just started the stream. Why is there a 2 next to WOLFSBURG and a 0 next to REAL MADRID?
>>66632029
ehehe
>inb4 wolfsburg get's out-fullgassed by real
>RPPNALDO
Is he a true GOAT lads?
Has Donaldo made a FK yet?
i should be watching halla madrid ;_;
DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE DER BRAUNE
>david (davi) luiz
"a school's game"
ahahaha
HUE HUE
Dante is so shit it hurts my brain.
>a CR7 free kick
No need to worry lads
>didn't even touch him
>Oh shit! Ronaldo is on the floor, I better blow my whistle
>BAYOL
KEK
>Shituidi
>BENZEMA OUT
I, for one, welcome Wolfsburg in the semis
tears at betters
>it's a underdog puts up a fight at home but loses by 6 goals at the bernabeu episode
>ZDF mad as fuck at "nazis" again
>>66632818
>this is Champions League football
>>66632585
Thank you
>>66632956
Schalke played pretty well at the Bernabeu last time
If they could do it, Wolfsburgo will manage a 4:4 as well
>>66632987
Thanks for the image
>>66632986
don't make Klaus cry ;_;
>>66632987
i really, really like this image
>>66632956
yeah, I can feel this coming as well, let's hope it doesn't happen
>>66633075
feel free to download it, pal.
>>66632986
>saying no to going to war with russia is being a nazi
i dont get the media
Vierinha losing his tooth
lel
>these new prostitution laws
Herman on suicide watch
>>66632818
>Joe Fart
Should I watch Wolf x Real or Paris x City this second half?
>>66633266
me too
>>66633302
Bloody Norah, isn't James May on the telly right now?
>>66632987
nice pic
Will we see a legalization of marijuana in Germany in our lifetime? Or even a change of laws that allows to grow marijuana for yourself?
>>66633394
I hope not
>>66633225
That's a long tooth
>>66633345
Not a clue
>draxler is bad
>>66633394
people will just stop caring when this is a Bananenrepublik.
>>66633345
Looking forward to watching his new program
>>66633512
Thank you
>>66633442
CL Draxler is very good
>>66633394
they can't grow marihuana in their terrace (for personal use ofc :DDDDDDDDDDDDD)
>>66633518
The Reassembler? He already reassembled a lawnmower and a telephone. Great show.
>>66633225
Suarez likes this
>tfw you try really hard to come up with a Vierinha - Teeth - Piranha joke but can't.
>>66633560
sometimes im frightened with the amount of people who just lurk what we are talking and then join the thread out of nowhere
>tfw Wolfsburg is going to chocke in the second half
>>66633394
>tfw your friends are discussing this ever since one of them was diagnosed with cancer
>>66633629
If you're the big blind in poker, have pocket aces and everyone folds preflop without you having to act, you're one of those persons who would show everyone you had pocket aces.
>>66633671
yes, choke on madrid tears.
Ronaldo's thighs are really nice. I bet rubbing them will grant you good luck for the next 7 years
>>66633629
Good one
>>66633697
thanks you too
>>66633694
I thought about going to Christiania to buy something because my grandmom has been in hospital since October and she only just starting eating around Easter.
I just don't know what it is that people buy because I don't think she could "light up" a joint in her hospital room.
Now she's getting better so it's okay
>>66633650
literally the first time I'm in a /bundes/liga thread
what kind of meme place is this?
>>66633818
please watch our sport
>>66633818
it's full of brazilians
>>66633818
It's the friendliest place on 4chan.
(voted by 4chan users in 2011, 2012, 2014, 2015 - don't ask what happened in 2013, we don't want to talk about it)
>press the buttom to change the music
>change streams instead
>>66633818
leave as long as you still can!
it's too late for me, but you can still save yourself amigo
leave! leave and never look back!
>>66633818
Good evening
>>66633797
well I dont know your grannie but most old people I know arent very keen on the idea of smoking a joint. you could maybe bake her some muffins maybe? they mask the flavour pretty well and dont hit you with a face full of THC instantly
>>66633836
why watch memeliga when I can watch leliga?
one is bayernwinslol and the other one is barçawinslol
>>66633873
I can see that. why?
>>66633891
>>66633914
WTF :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>66633916
ello
thanks for the (you)s, lads
>buttom
>>66633818
>schalke
I think it just started raining really hard
>>66634054
no, that was yesterday evening
>>66634054
no, that was last week
>>66634069
>he doesn't time travel
>>66633797
What about the medical company your parents are renting their summer house to? Can't they arrange some goodies for your grandma?
>>66633960
>you could maybe bake her some muffins maybe?
Are you suggesting he should not seek consent?
>>66634110
he dindu muffins
>>66634110
They only really focus on one specific disease.
>Crynaldo
HAHA TIME FOR MAJOR REFBALL
>Please help us referee
>>66634226
Wolvescastle United got pretty lucky so far desu
>>66633797
>because I don't think she could "light up" a joint in her hospital room.
Visitors and inhabitants of a hospital tipically go outside for that
>>66634110
>Are you suggesting he should not seek consent?
Nooo
yes? maybe.
j/k, just thought the hospital would raise a big stink about it but they dont care if you just bring some get well soon muffins. he's gotta know what his nana thinks about all that himself.
lel Marcelo
they gave a penal to real already?
>>66634069
You're right, it was just really windy
>manfester shitty
>>66634226
This shit isn't even funny anymore. The guy has been doing this constantly for the last years in the CL. He must be a meme in European referee circles.
Yesterday's pack forming in Barcelona was equally annoying.
>>66634341
>muh EPLEL
>>66634107
I believe you
>>66634310
Thank you
>shitty shitting themselves
>>66634292
How would you feel being abandoned by your family in some remote enclosed location, plagued by a terrible disease with Denmark as your grandson drugging you on one of his rare visits?
>>66634317
No. For now.
>the brazilian Marcel
>>66634342
>pack forming
for some reason this annoys me even more than all the flopping around
>>66634286
She's not really that mobile (not fat but bad hips) and she's been very weak
>>66634292
I wouldn't do that kind of thing without consent, but she's usually pretty adventurous.
Anyway, it's not really relevant anymore since she's eating again. Not quite enough, but better than nothing whxih was the case for five months
>>66634366
THANK YOU ;_;
>>66634411
I see I hope they not
Das ging in die Familienplanung von Danta
KOMM MAL HER KOMM MAL HER
Und das ging in die Familienplanung von Dante.
>>66634425
We don't even get the shit in D youth here. Why do professional footballers get into this shit?
>>66634444
too many quads happening in /bundes/ lately
aua aua mein pillermann
fucking Shirley, just die already
>matschello
>all this shitty diving
does this work in spain?
>SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE >SCHÜRRLE
CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT
Really makes you think
aua aua mein 30m
Marcelo just being a cunt
is that ref a nazi ?
>going the emotional way
One penalty and another goal from open play confirmed
>Zinédine Zidane headbut incoming
>>66634560
a card nazi
>headbut opponent in the chest
>fall down
Marcelo should get a 4-match ban for this.
Schürrle will shoot us to the EM title though.
>this game
the fuck
>>66634610
Hueys when will they learn
>>66634490
It's one thing to get quads, but it's another one to check them
what did marcelo do this time?
>pepe
>FRENCH DEFENDING
SACRE BLEU!
>Kresse
nice pass. faggot.
>mfw I'm not watching any football today and didn't watch yesterday either
>>66634684
kick back into arnold when picking up the ball to go for a freekick and when getting up he "rammed" his head into arnolds chest, touched his own face and fell down
>>66634751
DENMARKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
>>66634751
you are a very special person and should feel special
>le bloot it over the goal twenty times a game
>>66634751
so business as usual, hu?
>>66634818
Where is France
>>66634610
Modern revisionism has distorted a lot of facts about the WC 2006.
>>66634697
>Neger
>>66634751
now you trelled me xd
>>66634828
Yeah
Time for the pre bed snack
>>66634697
He definitely did not deserve a WC.
>>66634916
Roast beef, chicken and pizza ?
>>66634904
I might boil myself an egg. And pour soja soße on it.
>>66634904
good for you, fattie
>>66634751
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>66634697
How can he not die of embarrassment
>>66634751
ZDF will show the highlights from yesterday after the game.
>>66634966
I'll search for vines of the goals on twitter tomorrow at work
>>66634966
region blocked
>>66634786
I see
damn brs
>>66634958
He gets paid a lot of money for it
>>66634999
So do the others but they don't pull such embarrassing shit
>>66634983
Somehow Denmark can leech on their services.
>Trash
Not sure if a team that almost gave away a 3:0 lead against Gent should defend for 45 minutes against Real
Der schöne Bruno !
>>66635031
Okay
>>66635048
but it's not Gent, just realmad.
Ihr wisst ja was man über Mannschaften sagt, die ihre Chancen nicht nutzen...
You know yes what man say over temans, that do not chance usage...
>>66635038
I use a VPN service for that! It is region blocked as your friend says.
Real Madshit's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9yjDtl9Y2o
>>66635087
Could have told me that before. I'm going to jail next week because I did not want to pay my fees because of this leak.
>tfw several more weeks until EM
btw I ordered 2 "3000" lumens flash lights online yesterday.
>>66635048
They kinda do
>wolfsburg security
almost as slow as Götze
>>66635137
If you turn it on and hold it tight on your back you can see the contents of your stomach and bladder
>can't catch him
my sides
>>66635163
Bendtner is hard to catch though
Why is Dante playing at Wolfsburg and not at Real Madrid?
>>66635087
hes my friend too!
>>66635163
>implying the whole thing wasn't staged by VW to get some time off the clock
>>66635137
Okay
>>66635137
careful bro, these got a pretty hard recoil.
>>66635207
So am I (I hope) :)
>>66635174
Doesn't that cause cancer?
>>66634697
just
>>66635203
The return leg is in a week or two
>>66635244
of course you are ^^ my fav poster too
>>66634697
Pathetic.
Schürrle will most probably shoot Germany to the EM title this summer.
"Exclusive interview"
It's not really, is it? I don't think it counts in this situation. If it was the Guardian or Bild, but not the club website
>>66635246
no. unless it peaks in the uv range, then it might cause skin cancer.
>>66635292
the fuck are you talking about? go to bed
>>66635260
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2016/matches/day=10/index.html
Next week.
>>66635246
Ya
>>66635266
:)
>>66635292
I forgot the picture
>>66635322
Incredible
>>66635224
They probably aren't even 1000 lumens tbqh
It's all made in china anyways.
>>66635246
LEDs don't cause cancer no
>>66635287
Nah they will we 4th and Löw will stay for anther 5 years
Friendly reminder for all Espaniol lurkers: This is only our 8th placed team in the league.
wolfsburgwinslol
and then they lose against fucking Mainz again
>>66635311
I made it smaller, but worse quality
>>66635322
please dont hack me
>>66635260
laughed.
good night
>>66635304
You think it would cause only burns on your outer skin if you would be able to shine through your body? What is to protect your innards from the exposition?
Wolfsburg literally has better fans than Dortmund.
>>66635404
it's hard to get excited about wolfsburgo : /
>>66635404
night desu
>>66635445
this
>>66635445
In real life and on /bundesliga/.
tfw city brought de bruyne just to rekt bayern for when they face them in the ucl as they always do but this time they won't even face them in the semis
>>66635479
and on /transfermarkt/ ofc
>>66635445
(You)
Those standards are a joke. How could we teach an AI not to fall for them?
>>66635404
Night
>>66635505
and on /spox/
>>66635518
These aren't Dortmund fans, these are besorgte Bürger!
>>66635517
What standards? The set piece? Fall for what?
>>66635578
at least no Goodhumans
>>66635421
intensity != ionization energy
>>66635505
someone said earlier in another thread that transfermarkt = bundes
>>66635578
same shit
2 - 0
2 - 0
>>66635518
>this shitty edit
lmao, they're so desperate
>>66635632
we are all normies on the inside
>>66635584
Fall for the "falls" that cause them to blow the whistle.
HecKING
We're probably only two or three years away from a situation where most middle class people have virtual reality glasses that broadcast from cameras on contact lenses on eyes of football players.
You will literally think you are Messi, Thiago or any other player you can think of.
>>66635615
So eating pure ions would be deadly?
>>66635664
who's desperate?
>>66635673
The artificial intelligence has access to computer stuff and can just see the value of the two players touching themselves (or not) via impulse cameras
>>66635719
I just want all eyes on his wife.
>>66635735
The people agitating against the NPD.
>>66635664
Pleast tell me this is fake
>>66635815
are you retarded?
this random song text spamming is such a shitty meme
an insult to memes
when did retarded kids take over yuro /sp/?
>>66635735
the guy that made the shitty edit to discredit his real life bullies with memes.
>>66635838
No, those agitators are.
>>66635855
2012
>>66635838
no, just an NPD member
>>66635862
nazis please leave
you're not welcome outside of /pol/
>>66635855
around 2011
The importing fact result for /bundesliga/ is that we won more points in the UEAF-Fünfjahreswertung.
Prediction: This is as good as it gets for Hecking.
>>66635897
back to your favourite hugbox
>>66635897
>please leave
Stop that! There is no discrimination on /bundesliga/.
>>66635955
/pol/ please leave
back to your favourite hugbox
>>66635897
Angie please
bintpol fuck off REEEEEE
>>66635998
Stop that discrimination!
>>66635998
it's an anonymous board, people can say the truth if they want to, even if it isn't compatible to your ideology or the politically correct narrative.
>>66636050
this
tolerating all of them when they migrated here last year was a mistake
Cows were loose in a german city/village, one ran into a supermarket and had to be put to death.
Very strange picture
I've been watching German teams in international competitions for so long that I can already imagine how Wolfsburg will fuck this up in Madrid.
>>66636094
you mean I can say that nazis are dumb? cool
>>66636114
that's why i don't shop at netto
>>66636114
Die Paula ist 'ne Kuh, die macht nicht einfach Muh
>>66636114
I always wondered why cows never attempted to organize and shanghai us.
>>66636114
> one ran into a supermarket and had to be put to death.
what the fuck?
why would you shoot a cow?
>>66636130
sure, if you can prove it with statistics.
>>66636135
it doesn't get any fresher than that though
>>66636130
lefties are retards,too
>>66636130
You are free to post within the rules the janitors see fit but you have no right to impose your opinion on anyone in here.
MY GOD
WOULD YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF
ALL OF YOU
STOP BRINGING YOUR FUCKING POLITICS IN HERE
I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR RUINING GERMAN /sp/
>Hart
lol
>>66636114
Nice, it's literally fresh meat from local farmers.
>>66636221
>>66636172
>not seeing the irony in your posts
lol
>>66636169
You haven't watched Blinkende Lygter have you
>>66636172
>NRW, Berlin, Bremen
>>66636169
Because it had to be put to death.
Can't you read?
>>66636280
You're confused.
>>66636284
They have a lot of immigrants
>>66636282
He probably hasn't
>>66636280
>t. made abitur in bremen
>>66636290
You don't have to shoot a fucking cow for wandering into a supermarket
you slap it and yell at it to move out of it
a cow won't do shit on its own
>>66636329
they prefer to be called scientists
>>66636333
t. posts about politics in a football thread
>>66636351
Once a cow enters a store it can't just return to the wild.
You have to put it down.
It's like when a horse breaks a leg.
>>66636351
Once a cow has learned it's way into a supermarket you can't put it back in the stable.
It's reason why immigrants don't let their arranged child wives leave the house.
>>66636351
Police officers just saw a chance to finally use their gun once.
>>66636284
>tfw 3.0 Abi in Bremen
>>66636389
football is over, it's perfectly normal to return to the usual autism until tomorrow.
I want 2012 German /sp/ back
I never thought I'd say these words
>>66636333
>nrw master race
please kill me now
>>66636432
knutsch
>>66636351
>a cow won't do shit on its own
I bet you vote green and only know cows from milka ads.
>>66636432
fuck off, johannes
When I was a kid we lived in a small village. Our back garden bordered a field where the farmer grew wheat. Outside the wheat season, or maybe it was a period when he didn't grow wheat, you know how memory combined with a child's vision of the world is, they had cows grazing there.
They were always so curious. If you walked out there or just stood on the border between our garden and the field they would soon gather around you. They weren't aggrassive, but at the same time there was something menacing about them.
>>66636432
jo brudii
>>66636405
Oh, boy. Acquaintance once told me about an accident on the freeway with a deer and his colleagues finally decided to shoot it since there was no hunter around.
The first bullet the girl using the gun didn't even look. She turned her face away instead of aiming with the gun. Those kind of people...
*e
>>66636494
>The first bullet the girl using the gun didn't even look. She turned her face away instead of aiming with the gun.
Those women need to stay back at the office they are so useless otherwise
Everybody got his Klopp vs Tuchel memes ready?
>>66636466
Went to my friends farm as a kid to mess around, ride dirt bikes, shoot guns, camp. Anyway we would always walk around 100s of acres with our guns and shit because they owned a huge amount of land. Came to their cousins house. The cousin is half retarded but can live on his own. He has about 50 cats. We play with the cats. My friend notices one with a "tumor."
Im about 90% sure this cat was pregnant. My friend still claims its a tumor and thinks it will spread to other cats. Then he blasts the cats face off with one of the .22 we always carried around. I was so sure that the female cat was prego that I took a near by broken piece of glass from the garbage sitting outside and cut her open. Harvested 5 kittens. They all seemed well and looked like they were ready to be born. I knew that they wouldn't live so I took the glass and had to put them all down. I kept a dead one to bring home and throw at my sister.
>>66636534
But they are supposed to protect you from criminals and illegals.
>>66636576
TRIGGER WARNING
>>66636582
90% of them can't.
2 years ago I saw one of those. She wouldn't even retain a 100lbs old manlet that was drunk as fuck
Night
>>66636576
Cats should be thrown against the wall for a humane solution.
>>66636576
Dorftrottel pls
>>66636738
if you knew how common cat drowning still is you would cry your little eyes out
Good night everyone
>>66637066
Nacht
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