Lads, it's Bayern.
Can't wait for Bayer to absolutely completely utterly desecrate anal rape annihilate Benfica in the ass
Who Benfic/a/ here?
>>66608019
Benfi/co/?
they must win to not ruin my bet
>>66608201
You bet on Bayern right?
>>66608212
of course, don't do stupid things tonite, let just have 1-0 for bayern and whatever score you want next week
>>66608254
2-0 is already a great score. They always score at least 3 goals.
>100€ on Benfica
wew
3x1 at least plz
7-4 is the aggregate score to beat
>>66608370
Why? It was 21/1 on bet365 and like loads of other sites. If you're going to make a crazy bet at least get the best odds.
I'm scared and nervous but at the same time weirdly calm, nobody expects us to do anything
>>66608421
bet365 is banned here so are a plethora of other websites.
>>66608437
It's because you know we are going to lose. The question is by how many.
Is Robben back?
>>66608452
Yeah. If we lose, everyone expected that. If we manage to get a decent result, we are over the moon and the stadium next week will be fucking rocking
Shit was that today?
>>66608442
Sorry mate didn't realise. Thought that shit only happened in like the US
>>66608474
No.
>>66608474
No. Him, Benatia, Badstuber and Boateng are out for Bayern
>>66608474
nah
bayern will almost certainly bottle this
Should I watch this game instead of the barca one, or is this a certain Bayern win?
>>66608481
we can get a decent result and lose at the same time, that's what i'm hoping for. 2x1 o 3x2
>>66608543
conference
I really hope that Benfica stick with their normal tactics, and that we start Mitroglou and Jonas up front, and please let Fejsa play
>>66608543
90% chance they'll win
>>66608543
This game is going to be interesting until the 1st goal. After that change to BarçaXATL.
>>66608551
2x1 would be amazing, tbf
>>66608580
Bayern can't afford to only win by 1 goal. They will choke in Lisbon. That's why they are going to do EVERYTHING they can to humiliate Benfica today.
>>66608518
>>66608442
see, this is why our government has money to spend
we get to pay 5% tax on any bet instead of gambling just being banned
>>66608597
That's pretty reasonable
>>66608543
i won't unless barca is up by 3 in the first half
>>66608597
We do have gambling. The tax from gambling goes to charity. It's just that there are only a few betting site available here.
>>66608624
It isn't you shitlord.
Is Benfica a good team away?
>>66608588
if they only win by 1 and benfica scores they are still favorites, but benfica gets a 25% chance fo the 2nd leg.
>>66608652
we won in vicente calderon
>>66608652
Surprisingly above average.
>>66608674
and at Sporting, and at Zenit
>5000 Benfica supporters
Who /biggestclubintheworld/ here?
tell me benfica bros, is Renato Sanches elite?
>>66608370
>betting your whole salary on a game
good luck Joao
>>66608813
He will be.
>>66608813
Could be. Still has some rough edges to his game, but he's a unique type of Portuguese midfielder, and he's only 18
>>66608370
jesus christ dude, at least cover up yr nif
>"Ben"fica
> mfw this game
do we have a chance
w-we are gonna be alright, right lads?
>>66608913
"ordem e progresso"
/benfica/ here
how is everyone?
Bayern:
Startimg:
Neuer - Thiago, Ribéry, Lewandowski, Costa, Bernat, Lahm (K), Vidal, Müller, Alaba, Kimmich
Subs:
Ulreich - Martínez, Rafinha, Alonso, Götze, Rode, Coman
>>66609076
Why is Bernat starting but Martinez not?
>>66609076
ez
>>66609076
>Ribéry
benfica have no chance desu
>>66609076
kimmich more like gimmick
>>66608827
At least he has a salary Pedro.
>>66609076
>the city of mario götze
Benfica's starting 11:
Ederson - Almeida, Lindelof, Jardel, Eliseu - Fejsa, Renato Sanches - Gaitan, Pizzi - Jonas, Mitroglou
>>66609049
Kek
>>66609174
I like it. Best team available.
>>66609174
Career ending humiliation for these nobodies tonight, we will fucking D E S T R O Y you cockroaches
G E R M A N Y S T R O N G
>>66609049
BTFO
>>66609174
how's ederson doing m8?
he's our U23 gk but Dunga will probably pick >Allison for the olympics baka
>>66609234
Ederson is great. Oblak tier.
>>66607942
I tell you what boys, now you brought me in I'm welling up. What you got to realise, we're in the quarter finals, i've been a season ticket holder for near enough 20 years, I moved to Lisbon, and I've seen Eusebio, I've seen Rui Costa, and I've seen Mantorras, right? This is the first time, the first time that I've ever seen anything like what I've seen this season. This season is just unbelievable pal, and I mean that Alberto. With all due respect Alberto, loved you to bits, loved you to bits, but I tell you something: Jonas, Kostas, and all the boys, are putting it on the next level, and it shows in the league table. We're now two.. hang on a minute.. we're now two clear, two points clear.
I went to Athletico Madrid, I went to Red Star. I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Porto, Sporting, Braga,Guimarães, Porto, Sporting, Braga" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, wear the eagle, wear the red.. wear the eagle, wear the red, we will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen players, he's seen class players, like Jonas, l-like.. oh, honest to God..
Now, tell me.. you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance of winning the Champions league Alberto. And listen, th-this is.. I grew up with you Alberto. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot win the league, please..
>>66609204
Eliseu having to mark Douglas is a worry
>>66609234
Pretty good. Not as good as Julio César, but he's taking the starting spot either next year or in two years
>>66609257
Wtf lmao
>>66609245
is always starting or Julio Cesar?
>>66609296
Julio is injured but I have never seen Ederson "flinch". Very confident in the net.
Has anyone in Germany ever thought of showing this on fucking TV?
>>66609257
Well memed sir.
>>66609291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>>66609291
>Porto vs Atl.Madrid
lost
>>66609291
APAGA ISTO
>>66609174
-----------------------Ederson
A.Almeida---Lindelof--Jardel---Eliseu
Pizzi----Renato S.-----Fejsa----Gaitan
--------------------Jonas---Mitro
>>66609306
Zdf is only allowed to show wednesday matches except there is only one Team from Germany remaining.
>>66609174
>
friendly reminder that portugal is white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpF3T4NG5Uk
>>66609387
is this the ugliest team in the champions league or what
>>66609387
>mitroglou's beard
Shaking my head
>>66609387
Is Jonas having Vietnam flashbacks or what ?
>>66609387
They look like kitchen and serving staff in a loosely themed mediterranean restaurant
>>66609503
World Cup flashbacks.
>>66609387
So that's what a tanned swede looks like
>>66609387
gaitan is such a qt
>>66609559
Cute ugly bitch.
![benfica7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WMXW3ao.jpg "benfica7[1].jpg")
who /Victor Nilsson Lindelöf/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAGKcC0Xs3I
>this is an elite striker in Portugal
>>66609576
Lindelöf is an honorary Alberto.
>>66609581
i guess
>>66609018
Don't worry portubro
Everything is going to be daijoubu!
>>66609093
bernat is a left back m8
>kimmich is officially better than benatia
what a world lads
>>66609581
>he doesn't rate Jonas
Mhh i feel it today is a day in that Portugal has to pay their debts
Bayern pls be gentle
>benfica
?
>>66609387
>we wuz lined up n shit
>>66609686
ayy lmao
>>66609636
>portugal getting the same factor as spain, germany and england
>france doesn't
>>66609747
to this
>>66609695
>no Tasci
>>66608370
thx for the barcode, if you won, i will still your bet idiot
>>66609776
poor guy
benfica, wolfsburg, city and atletico in the semis
my body is ready
>>66609830
Would be glorious
>>66609830
>city
KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>66609760
don't know what to tell you boss
>>66609804
>still
You won't steal my grammar though.
Where can I stream this shit in good quality
>>66609018
>this picture was 10 years ago
I wonder if they're still together.
>>66609866
Did he retire after what Messi did to him?
>>66609636
missing the french league
>>66609874
was taken*
>>66609856
ayy
>>66609760
>muh Paris league
France was irrelevant until oil got there.
>>66609910
>Monaco CL final
>Lyon semifinaö
KILL ALL BAZISCHWUCHTELN AND RUHRPOTT NAZIS
>>66609910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_coefficient#Top_club_by_period
try harder
Hello everybody.
>>66609863
cmon you nignogs
>>66609917
FCPorto 2x CL winner
>>66608370
100€ para o lixo.
What would you do if I sang out of tune, /sp/?
>>66609943
Google acestream
HOLY SHIT THE ATMOSPHERE IS SO SHIT
THIS IS A DISGRACE TO GERMAN FANCULTURE
>>66609940
Hello
>>66609933
Try again.
>>66608008
Oh, glad i'm not the only one. Thanks based ameribro.
>>66609940
buenas tardes
>still 0-0
>buyern
>>66608370
Thanks for the NIF, if this win I can take the prize.
>yfw Benfica wins 2-0
136th for /a/chtzechnsechzig
LMAO BENFICA PLAYERS ARE ALL SCARED AND NERVOUS
>>66609990
haha, just wait till you get btfo and we rape city.
Da championssss
>>66608652
No, they are going to get raped.
>>66610044
I'll be here to wipe your tears, don't worry.
It's time
LETS GO BAYERN DESTROY THIS CORRUPT TEAM
>bernat
>vdal
>alcantara
>ribery
lmao he is not trying to win, is he?
>>66608652
is any team with Raul Jimenez in their squad good?
(no)
>Alababy and Kimmich
rip
>>66609959
that doesn't help me
dubs and Lelfica win against Buyern
>>66610044
City are a woeful team who have won like one game against the top 6 in the league
It won't mean anything when you rape them
Let's be honest lads.
We are going to get exposed in this game.
>>66610000
>wasting quads like that
is this the official UEFA™ match thread friends
>>66610078
last two digits = score
lindelöf looks super punchable in that uefa picture t b h
>>66608813
Overrated piece of shit desu.
Lads, I don't know which game to watch ?
>Der 18 Jährige, der magische Neger, wenn man sow will
Wow Reif
>>66610080
that will make it even more glorious when the uppety frogs get btfo lad
also delph will score
>this pressure
They are too good jesus christ.
>Polish ref
there will be no offside for Lewandowski today, noice
>>66610084
>exposed
we're going to get beaten by a better team
better than losing against tondela ROFLMAO
>>66610121
>implying
>>66610121
hähähä
>these inaudible buyern chants
is there actually a single chant they came up with themselves and didn't steal from other clubs?
UH OH
>poortoogal
Off to barca i go
BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN
pack it up game over
EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
IT'S OGRE
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA RAPETRAIN IS ON HIS WAY
is there any non-shit stream
oh lord
i don't need this right now
GOOOOLO CARALHO
it's happening
>>66610152
KOAN NEUER
stream anyone?
lmao
time to watch barca
Well this is over.
Kek
Might watch the other game now
>Benfeces
LMAO ITS OVER
JUST
BASED VIDAL
IT BEGINS
VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL VIDAL
>LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON >LISSABON
KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>w-we stand a chance g-guys
>g-g-guys???
>>66610193
nice
That was over fast.
>>66610213
>greentexting the German name for your capital
interesting
boring
>poortugal
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66610186
oh my god please gib original or sauce
>>66610014
>you
roasting the shit out of those Portucucks
no hope lads
>>66608370
>(you)
missed it , webm anyone ?
>>66610246
This is a family friendly board so I can only post the christian verison, silly.
>>66610246
just reverse search it
It's all downhill from here now
>>66610238
Their name is not Lissabon. If i say im a Munique supporter no one knows im talking about Bayern. If i say im a Madrid supporter no one knows what im talking about. And so on
>>66610268
where are you watching it?
>>66610137
Or against FCP
>>66610328
sky go
>>66610328
a stream
If the ref was Poortuguese i guarantee Benfica would demolish Bayern
WEBM WHERE
hoping we can lose by fewer than 2 rn lads
really don't want to do a porto
>>66610350
Would you share?
ERSTE RUNDE BUKAREST; ZWEITE RUNDE ROM
IN KOPPENHAGEN SCHELLT DAS TELEFON
VIELLEICHT AUCH ROTTERDAM; VIELLEICHT AUCH MAILAND
VIELLEICHT AUCH TENNERIFFA EINE WOCHE SANDSTRAND
EUROPA POKAL
>>66610307
It's quite common to call them "Münchner"
now that Bayern is in the semi-finals, who do you guys want them to face there?
>8enf1ca
>>66610365
to do a porto, to do a shakthar, to do a barça, to do a sporting, to do a etc..
>>66610381
Wolfsburg :^)
>>66610352
forumscp member detected
eat shit
>>66610381
paris
Pidori. webm zapilili.
>>66610373
Not outside of Germany
Do you call Gelsenkirchen to Schalke, too?
>>66608370
RASGA ESSA MERDA lmao
>>66610381
wolfsburg
>>66610373
this
especially now that 60 is irrelevant
>>66610410
yes lol
schalke is not a city
>>66610381
Preferably Wolfsburg. I don't want to watch a all-German final.
This guys is playing against Guardiola's Bayern. Is this a joke? topkek
>>66610381
atletico
>>66608370
get ready for that unpleasant gut feeling in 105 minutes
WEBM
FUCKING
WHERE
>>66610424
Correct, it's a comedy.
>>66610424
>Schalke
>>66610381
definitly wolfsburg
>9 minutes without a goal
Come on, score another one already
>>66610368
fussball-livestream.net/2016/04/live-stream-fc-bayern-munchen-benfica-lissabon.html
>>66610370
ERSTE RUNDE ESTORIL, DANN NACH SEVILLA
IN LIBEREC ZUHAUSE BEI DARIDA
VIELLEICHT NACH LONDON, VILLEICHT NACH WIEN
UND IM MAI DA SPIELN WIR IN TURIN
>all these sporting fans being petty little hoes
and to think i rooted for you against CSKA
>>66610485
thanks man
As a porto fan this game already bored me,we don't need more coeficient points,our uefa rank is safe for this season so fuck benfica they can lose by 9-1 like I care,watching barça-atleti now
>>66610528
>our uefa rank is safe for this season
>implying psg will not win CL
>>66610520
DANN GIBTS SPAGHETTI
AUCH OHNE GABEL
ERST IN BOLOGNA UND DANN IN NAEPEL
>these passes
ripping Benfica apart, good lord
>>66610165
>>66610169
>>66610170
>>66610171
>>66610172
>>66610174
>>66610175
I'm sorry, but did Benfica lose yet? No, in fact it's only the first half.
BUYERN BUYERN BUYERN
>>66610522
>rooting for Spoorting
they are the lowest scum here in Poortugal.
Never root for them, like, ever.
Who Porto here?
>>66610593
>Not posting the full pasta
>>66610552
>Ibra
>ever winning CL
He's cursed, mate.
>>66610593
>that post
>that flag
>>66610597
We do...
Porto fans and sporting fans are bros
>>66610619
me
>>66610528
hate people who root for a team they don't like just because you're from the same country
somehow it's really popular to do that in Germany
I could understand it if you REALLY desperately need some co eff points
>>66610620
Should I root for Bayern? I basically hate their customers but since it's a somehow German team, I am conflicted.
>>66610645
see>>66610636
don't support us please
