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match today:
>european cup
bayern - benfica
match on thursday:
>uefa cup
dortmund - liverpool (21:05 cest)
Hello. I am here now.
good morning
>>66605168
Morning.
Dubs decides my Bundesliga team
What is THE best German car manufacturer?
Ford is the best Australian car company.
>>66605176
rb leipzig
>>66605188
great, another brause bandwagoner besides me.
>>66605188
I'm a new lifelong
>>66605211
Bulli is actually a somewhat talented football player.
>>66605230
thanks
Who /ingolstadtforeuroleague/ here?
just realised that i forgot to put wolfsburg in the op
>>66605374
Delete this thread and try again.
Wolfsburg wird so abkacken
>>66605395
no. it's not like anyone cares about wolfsburg anyway
Aua aua australia
cricket
tekcirc
>>66605187
ford uses german engines
Will Dortmund be able to beat Killerpoo?
>>66605520
Definitely favourites. Still going to be a close game though.
Can't wait for the CL to return
>>66605507
The Barra straight 6 is 100% Australian.
>>66605520
5:0 (feel free to screencap this)
>>66605507
ford is American
>tfw your team is permanently stuck in regionalliga west
>>66605667
>supporting RW Essen
Just give it up la
>>66605667
>mfw my team is going to win the regionalliga but is probably gonna choke in the relegation matches
Predictions?!
Tuesday:
>Buyern - Benfica
3:0 (1st leg); 2:1 (2nd leg)
>Barcelona - Atletico
1:1 (1st leg); 3:1 (2nd leg)
Wednesday:
>Wolfsburg - Real
1:2 (1st leg); 0:5 (2nd leg)
>PSG - Shitty
2:0 (1st leg); 0:0 (2nd leg)
>>66605729
they're called play-off matches, you dumb cunt
>Nach monatelangem Hin und Her ist der Transferpoker um VfB-Profi Daniel Didavi beendet. „Ich gehe nach Wolfsburg“, bestätigte der Top-Scorer der Schwaben den Wechsel am Dienstagmittag offiziell. Der 26-Jährige wird seinen am 30. Juni auslaufenden Vertrag nicht verlängern und ablösefrei zu den „Wölfen“ wechseln.
>>66605799
Wolfsburg with these "slightly above Bundesliga average" transfers.... Horst Heldt should try to get a job there next summer.
>>66605737
>all those plastic clubs
benfica left carrying the torch
>>66605737
I really want to see PSG crash and burn. Not that I like City, but at least I don't have to deal with City fans here.
>>66605868
>nonstop dutch fag posting
No thanks, I'll take PSG any day.
>>66605688
This.
>>66605812
Heldt is known for signing below average overpriced one-season babbies though.
>>66606265
why are gemans so ugly
>>66606417
nice football knowledge you got there
>>66606417
good post
where is denmark?
>>66605868
You are the last hope for france. PSG invaders all around here too. God help us.
>>66606461
I'm afraid nothing can save us now. Only Uefalona can stop our terrorist-friendly overlords.
>>66606443
At work.. fighting for the proletariat.
La.
>>66606492
Wew
>>66606492
>implying he's wrong
>>66606492
You can smell the fear
>>66606492
does he not realise dortmund has its own meme supporters section
66666666 get
close
>>66606575
bit early m8
Isn't 66666666 days away?
Nicklas Bendtner and Julie Zangenberg have split up.
>>66606667
were they married
>>66606667
nooooooooooooooooooo
>>66606667
would you date Nicklas Bendtner?
>>66606575
Great effort, I laughed. 10/10
>>66606667
is she the one who was like 20 years older than him
holy shit my room is full of fucking ants
ANTS GET THE FUCK OUT REE
>>66606775
>ants
>april
That's what you get for living in some australia-tier tropical cunt
ants did nothing wrong
>>66606790
thank you based Monkeyfriend
>>66606790
they crawled over me the whole night and i woke up all the time because of it
>>66606616
it will be a MESSI MESSI MESSI post
>>66606787
I was making a coffee about an hour ago. When I poured it a cockroach came out.
Fucking Turks.
>>66606813
Why not?
![GettyImages-467500195[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YnZy5oj.jpg "GettyImages-467500195[1].jpg")
>he doesn't have a qt monotreme pet that eats all of the mean ants
KEK. nice "life" you have there shitzerland
>>66606819
you need to be engaged to be married
>>66606825
rest in pieces your carpet and furniture
If you get deported from a country, do you get billed for the plane tickets, does the country you're being deported from foot the bill, or does your country of origin pay for it?
>>66606872
>does the country you're being deported from foot the bill
this one
>>66606825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjv4v-pesY8
they're pretty based
skip to 2:50 when he actually finds it
>>66606874
So basically I only need to save up for the ticket to get to Europe and then just stay there until the 6 month visa free period ends, and they will pay for me to get home?
>>66606806
>having cockroaches in your apartment
don't be a pleb lad, clean your apartment and get some stuff (insect traps, chemicals) to deal with them
>>66606895
I'd advise against it because you'll be detained and the whole process is rather uncomfortable. It's possible the Australian government might fine you as well.
You'll also probably never be allowed back into the EU again and possibly anywhere else because I'm pretty sure its a felony and you'll have a criminal record.
>>66606924
This, the main advantage many countries have when immigrating illegally to Europe is that they can come back by their own means easily (car/by foot if needed). It's what the gypsies do.
In Australia you're stuck with using a plane which is much easier to control ...or trying to use a boat.
>>66606948
You're correct but anon is talking about just going for a holiday by plane and trying to jew some European government into paying for his ticket back home. He isn't trying to illegally immigrate and pretend to be Syrian.
>>66606960
I got that.
I'm just saying that once he gets sent back home he won't ever be able to come again unlike romanians or the like, as pointed out by >>66606924 .
>>66606974
It's not like we check properly.
>>66606492
they don't know.
Bayern is getting
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OFF
Mark my words.
>>66607032
>I wanna believe
>>66606924
Why would the Australian government fine you for breaking another country's laws?
>>66607032
VAMOS BENFICA!
>>66607052
Because that's how the world works.
>>66607101
No it isn't.
If you break a law in a foreign country, they are responsible for punishing you.
Not your country of origin.
Only reason I could see for your own country fining you is if the country you were deported from sent a bill for the plane ride to your government.
>>66607130
t. wog
>>66607172
t. convict
>>66607184
nope, swiss
>>66607189
>wog calling a wog a wog
lol
>>66607200
umm, excuse me?
>>66607216
Fuck off you lebbo acorn
>>66607220
>Italians+Southern French
>not wogs
pick one and only one
>>66607225
t. achmed
>>66607228
>Switzerland is in southern France
t. greek
>>66607245
Swiss Frenchies are wogs, Pierre
>>66607248
t. turk
>>66607252
project harder, Pierre Henriques
non-convict, non-wog white masterrace
>>66607239
Funny enough I'm a pom son of a bogan who had pom parents so fuck off back to parramatta
>>66607271
>Mummy got ploughed by a Big Strong AusGOD
kek
>>66607264
Pom or not we can all agree that mountain niggers are scum. Toblerone cunts
>this fucking thread
Bundes, I'm sorry ;_;
>>66607285
t. paki
>>66607279
My mum was the bogan you silly ute driving tit. Unfortunately my dads a paddy so swings and roundabouts. Could be worse. Could be a yarpie
What does t. means anyway?
>>66607293
>she doesn't know finnish
>>66607302
>she
good meme
>>66607293
t. woman
>>66607291
Go back to Kosovo
>>66607289
Sometimes I wonder how threads go downhill so quickly.
>>66607291
t. pajeet
>>66607292
>nigger/abo hybrid
God have mercy
>>66607313
t. bosnian
>>66607309
I hope he comes back someday
>>66607252
Actually Hungarian masterrace
>>66607317
t. swisscunt
>>66607324
We might be full of sarnies but we don't get any fucking yugoslavs. not like in your shit version of Austria
>>66607331
kek, master of what
>>66607317
>soccer thread
>wog
you couldn't be more of a cliche is you tried
>>66607341
porn
>>66607337
there's literally nothing wrong with Slavs
more entertaining than the entire sport of baseball in here
there is literally nothing worse
what is the baseball of your respected countries ?
and who is the baseball of the bundesliga?
>>66607365
t. wog
>>66607346
t. horvat
>>66607374
t. tiny dicked fob
>>66607370
t. redditor
>>66607346
This is why I love the motherland. This and the herds of ranga kidd with the zinc smeared on their faces like Maori spunk
>>66607365
Shut up bekic
>>66607271
Going to Parra for a job interview next week
Wish me luck, Muhammad.
Neinhold hatte einen schweren Autounfall
>>66607418
t. kraut
>>66607440
Ivan's fault for being such a fucking degenerate
>>66607406
May Allah go with you.
When my brother was in Sydney he lived in a dump in parramatta called dundas. It was fucking dreadful
>>66607456
t. Josh "I fap to trannies all day" Reynolds
>>66607462
Parramatta is a fucking shithole. Everything west of Ryde should be walled off Berlin style.
>>66607468
kys nrl bogan
>>66607476
t. angry white male with small peepee
>>66607476
Yeah I prefer Melbourne anyway. Too many chinks in Sydney
>>66607500
>cuckmany
>white
>>66607507
>I prefer Melbourne because Sydney has chinks
m8....
can you calm down now, please
>>66607500
Do you watch womens sport?
>>66607521
only if you watch our sport
KEK, where did all the krauts run away to? Did the BIG STRONG SWISSGODS scare you away?
>>66607517
Yeah well fair point. chinks are taking all your cities but at least 1/3 of the city centre isn't a Chinese shopping centre like in Sydney. We might be a minority in London but at least here chink town is just two Streets>>66607517
>>66607533
can't wait for the new ipl season desu
>>66605667
>>66605688
>>66605729
>tfw your team has so many rapid ultras in the fifth league you can not attend games without being beat up or joining them
Wuppertal is suffering
>>66607546
Why not? If women supported womens sports they would be able to operate professionally
>>66607550
>ipl
lad... you wont last a week watching that. Literally Indian cringefest: the tournament
PLEASE watch real cricket: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-x9j0e2d28
>>66607623
cricket looks so comfy wow
>>66607623
>watching dying formats
no thanks
>>66607623
I will watch and support (not financially) women's sports at the olympics
>>66607671
It really does
>>66607690
>dying
>citation needed
>>66607696
>>66607671
there are lots of comfy as fuck grounds
ill post a few
>>66607714
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4746370/
>>66605565
3-1 desu
>>66607714
i want to climb up that small mountain and watch from there with a pair of binoculars on a picnic cover and a basket eating delicious homemade sandwiches
and smoke weed
>>66607728
did you even watch it? The only place Test cricket is actually dying is in the Caribbean (they take meme20 VERY seriously). That doco is more about how it could die based on the way the game is being run, which is a valid point because India/England/Australia are hoarding more money now.
>>66607737
DUDE
>Bayern 1st match at home
kill me
>>66607750
and how did the way the game is run change since the documentary was made?
what do the people in the arena do when the games goes for a week? do they get to stay? do the players play through the night taking shifts?
>>66607750
his is really based
>>66607737
that would be fucking based
I often walk past a yard in Copenhagen where some Pakistani-looking kids play cricket with a tennis ball.
>>66607770
The documentary is about the 'Big 3' takeover. Those reforms are being undone in the next few months.
They aren't stupid, they know that for international cricket to be a viable product the smaller teams need to be competitive and bankrupting them won't achieve that.
>>66607777
Reminder that /based migration/ is bringing OUR sport to YOUR country
anyone been in the berghain lads?
>>66607803
>with a tennis ball.
tell them to duck-tape one side because then the tennis ball will swing and reproduce the behaviour of a cricket ball.
>>66607810
forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMNFX1diOwI
>>66607806
>Those reforms are being undone in the next few months.
do you have a news source or something on that? not that i don't think it's true, just interested
>>66607810
multiple times. it's overrated
>>66607814
Maybe they already do that. I just walk past them out on the sidewalk so haven't had a close look. Sometimes they have some older boys or dad-aged guys standing around them and they probably know the good tricks
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>>66605167
please watch our sport
>>66607737
its a very comfy ground
>>66607786
usually you only go for a day or 2
>do the players play through the night taking shifts?
there is Day/Night Tests now, they just started. First one ever was in November between Australia and New Zealand. It got record crowds and TV audiences.
>>66607828
yeah http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/944187.html
If you're actually interested in Cricket, get the espncricinfo extension for chrome/ff. It's really good.
>>66607838
like a third of these are me
>>66607828
>it's overrated
how so? is it true it's just like gay guys fucking inside?
Max Eberl: "We have Andreas Christensen on a two-year loan deal and that's not going to change."
>>66607846
but wouldn't you want to watch the entire match?
DA CHAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIONS
>>66607846
cheers, m8
>>66607858
>how so?
don't get my wrong, it's a decent club. but it's not worth the hassle, i.e. standing in line for a long time and then being subjected to their random door policy. these days it's mostly full of people who feel good about getting in
>is it true it's just like gay guys fucking inside?
there's some of that, yes
>>66607870
what do you know about the tippeligaen? i have a few question i want to ask
>>66607870
no one cares
>>66607879
If it's a really good one yes but its impractical for most people unless you are NEET or retires because its potentially up to 8 hours x 5 days
Daniel already explained this in another thread so I will just cross-link >>66597289
>>66607893
Uhh, not much
>>66607870
I care
>>66607888
yeah i feel that i guess
>there's some of that, yes
sounds exotic
>>66607905
damn
I want to be impregnated by a big strong AUSGOD
>>66607926
get in line
>>66607926
>>66607936
we can do so inside the berghain
>bayern wont be on free tv
>no oliver kahn for us
>no interviews in the studio with bayern players next to oliver
Do ZDF know how to make money
>Yeah, but it seems that you don't know how tv money distribution and tv rights work
>>66608017
>15:45
>not 16:45
FUCK
>>66608017
>our timezone
JUST
>>66605737
You understand how scores work, right?
As of your predictions, Bayern, Atletico, Real and PSG are through.
[spoiler]And I think you are spot on[/spoiler]
>>66606265
He looks like a 90s techno kid. Good times
>>66608044
kek
>>66607803
Experienced the same in Aachen, but I neither lived there nor did I often walk past that place
>you will always understand timezones from now on
Feels priviliged, no?
>>66608042
Beijing is the worst. You could always wake up before work and watch soccer, but 02:45 is in the middle of the night. The only way of taking it is to go to bed at 8pm and hope to fall asleep immediately
>>66608017
>london is east of madrid but an hour behind
>brasilia is west of new york but an hour ahead
What happened to this thread? Did Tobi bait in /cric/ again?
>>66608291
Do you know that the world is a sphere and not flat?
>>66608324
yes, doesn't change the fact that london is east of madrid and brasilia west of new york
>tfw you wear your soccaroos jersey out in the public, set up your hidden camera
This is the result
>>66608291
its a mystery!!
>>66608339
It only looks that way on a flat map.
The world is a sphere, but not a perfect one, and the countries are actually much different in the real world to how they appear on flat maps.
>>66608017
I will be watching the other match at 11:45
>>66608360
even on a sphere madrid is west of london and brasilia east of new york
guy: benfica
barbell with weights: bayern
>>66608392
My friend, this video will help clear things up for you.
I know it's >buzzfeed, but it still clears up misconceptions that you are having.
https://youtu.be/KUF_Ckv8HbE
>>66608391
Do you live in Los Angeles
>>66608392
On a sphere, Madrid is both east of London and west of London.
>the world is a sphere
Wrong, it's round
>>66608434
I think literally nothing is round. The same way as nothing is eternal
>>66608409
the mercator projection has nothing to do with what i'm talking about
Feierabend - rein ins Trikot und ab in die Sportsbar zu FC Bayern - Benfica!
>>66608423
not exactly in it, but still very close.
>>66608278
Indeed. Same for Tokyo.
>>66608391
>Los angeles 11:45
>New York 14:45
Jesus Christ anon what the fuck. Does this distant timezone disrupts people over there or its fine?
>>66608448
It does though. You're just looking at the map wrong, and the scale is off, which makes you think London is on the wrong place.
>tfw the belly of my mom is round after Anon knutsched her
hehe
>>66608409
You fucking mong, London is .1 degrees west and Madrid is 3.7 degrees west. How else do you want it described for you?
>>66608460
Tokyo is doable
>>66608463
You're wrong
>>66608472
>>66608492
thank you
>>66608465
>>66608492
Okay.
Stay ignorant.
>>66608472
You idiot, I literally just showed you that flat maps are wrong, and you go and talk about measurements from a fucking FLAT map.
You absolute retard, London is BOTH east AND west of London on a fucking globe.
maps can't be wrong
>>66608460
Australia has similar timezones and it's even more disturbing if you've ever been there, because the population is 20 million people
Also look at China, but that's another story. Russia doesn't count
everyone should just live on cet/cest desu
>>66608513
And a square is technically a rectangle. So what? The quickest way to get to madrid from London involves going west, not east.
>>66608573
Now you are just moving the goal posts because you got comprehensively beaten.
This is just pathetic.
Hello
>>66608731
do you like him
>>66608739
hi
>>66608739
Good evening
>>66608748
Yes
1. Ter Stegen
3. Piqué
4. Rakitic
5. Sergio
6. Alves
8. Iniesta
9. Suárez
10. Messi
11. Neymar
14. Mascherano
18. Alba
>>66608861
you forgot 2,7,12,12,15, and 16
For Hannover 96's 120th anniversary next week, the club will wear this retro kit against Gladbach
ogre top for an ogre woman
This is an appetizer
>>66608739
KNUUUTSCH
Aufstellung FC Bayern:
Neuer - Thiago, Ribéry, Lewandowski, Costa, Bernat, Lahm (K), Vidal, Müller, Alaba, Kimmich |
Einwechselspieler FCB:
Ulreich - Martínez, Rafinha, Alonso, Götze, Rode, Coman
denmark what about that tree that was cut in front of your house
did you do something there already
>>66608909
parttner look with the sky comenmtnapt
>>66608997
Costa in the right then? Damn
>>66609003
Yes, it was removed and then my dad moved a big plant there from somewhere else in the garden.
>>66608997
pissing myself laughing, this will be a walk in the yard
>>66609003
Inconvenient question
