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Old shit thread >>66580523
One more week of drought boys.
Nate will get heem'd in the first
Silva's voice related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OKajeLlyYw
>I comes here for working
>dass eet
>>66587307
wrong thread
>>66587098
>>66587314
Thanks senpai
>>66587089
the "picky my nosey" thing . is this a reference to an interview?
If so can someone sauce?
>tfw not getting (You)'s anymore but work hard on every reply I give
>>66590834
here you go
>>66590791
You can't into reason and look for opportunity to escape the argument having a moral vantage point without needing to make any arguments back
>Ian McCall lives with his mom.
>>66590834
It's okay buddy, your memes are just not strong enough. Give it time.
>tfw I bookmarked all of sages social media accounts for future (You) farming purposes
im always a step ahead of you goofs
>>66590907
Don't reply to this one. It's pure bait.
>>66590885
i bet a ton of successful fighters do because of the injuries and shit pay
you're not going to succeed in the sport if you get a part time job
I missed the Meme Hour segment, did DC say what got injured? Was it his knee?
>>66590917
yeah something tore. maybe his hymen
Ian and me have the same problem
TOO much women haha
>>66590930
haha lol
>>66590930
haha same desu. just too many women want my dick
get jones on already jewriel
>>66590960
osp is next
hes from south memphis, tennessee
haha lads get this, I'm schaub haha
>>66590992
post a timestamp
Ovince St. Poo
>OSP was at KFC drive thru when he got call for Jones fight
it's like pottery
who is more of a real nigga: jones or osp?
is this the first "real nigga" he's fought?
>OSP accepts DC's invitation
>OSP beats Jon Jones
>>66590871
>>66590871
>>66590871
I have managed to identify the source of your confusion. I didn't say it was insignificant BECAUSE it is a social construct which is apparently how you took it.
is she a lesbian? i need definitive proof one way or the other
>>66591034
jones fought rampage who pioneered the shitty driving mma star culture
>>66590885
>you're destroying yourbody and brain for a multi-billion dollar corporation and they don't even pay you enough to move out of your mom's house
When is Rogaine on?
How many bongs and how many bings
>>66590995
a timestamp
>>66591097
i think he has enough money for his own place he just lives with his parents because he's a single dad they help take care of his kid.
Guys we found a girlfriend for Serbia bro
>>66591124
kek
he's been mia for a while though
>>66591063
She mentioned having a boyfriend i thought
>>66591063
no, she was fucked by Sage
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDRKaxxKGp1/
Paige, now Tecia, Pat Barry better watch out
>>66591040
Then why you bring up it being a social construct? It's mostly used as a denigrating remark. Even besides that you say it is an insignificant construct, you quoted him in the immediacy of this forum.
>>66591063
I think she's into Jesus.
Wandy: The Girl
PEDs turn women into men
>>66591293
and society turns men into women
it's the circle of life
>>66591192
people keep saying that but i cant find it anywhere and she mentions having a girlfriend every single day on snapchat so im guessing shes gay
Some more street heems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVaJO9z2msA
mfw i realized he wasnt talking renan barao
>>66591261
There are significant and insignificant social constructs. This was implicit in my statement or my qualification of it as insignificant would have been redundant. I brought it up, as I've tried to communicate to you multiple times, as a tangential observation. Now if you want to discuss the significance of IQ we can do that.
guys what the FUCK is cyborg saying
"Two Fridays ago, I was in practice sparring and I kicked one of my partners with an inside low-kicked. He checked it and I fell down. I was like, 'ow, that was painful.'"
"I got up and started trying to spar again and another guy did like a little front kick to my shin and when he did it, I fell on the ground again and I was like, 'Ok, this hurts a little bit more than normal, so I should probably stop sparring.' I went and stopped sparring."
>DCuck
why don't they use handwraps in UFC?
>>66591430
Real Wandy
>ynr the dana white get
>ynr the daniel jones get
>you now miss the name getting
>>66591532
They do it's under the gloves?
>>66591378
>I will go about making "tangential observations" after taking the time to write the post, not before seeing what others said above of course, even quoting the exact post, without intention for them being arguments :^)
I have no intention replying to inept numbskull further
Wandy - Kimbo!!!
WHY WOULD ARIEL HAVE CYBORG AND WANDY BACK TO BACK?
HE'S FUCKING WITH US ISNT HE?
>tfw no neetrex bf snuggles
>>66591648
from the youtube chat: "WTF WHY SHE HERE AGAIN"
>>66591626
Work on reading comprehension and (maybe) you won't be so intellectually frustrated, friendo. You're done replying because you finally realize you goofed up. Hakuna matata.
>tfw even a loser like Brian Redban who gets bullied by Joe Rogan has a gf
>>66591567
>ynr Gertrude and are happy its over
>miesha will never be yours
why even live lads
>>66591740
make your own Miesha, train her, teach her, prep her bull, support her
>>66591740
just find someone you really like, bust her nose, and soon enough you'll have one of your own
>>66591759
where did this miesha has bulls meme come from?
>>66591808
rude, i think her nose is qt
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/wandy-vs-kimbo-who-takes-it.3214731/
IT'S HAPPENING GUYS
>>66591853
Top kek, silva will fucking kill him
yfw you get to see goober lose not once, but twice in one year
>>66591893
what the fuck is ynr
>>66591893
he has a chance to lose two more times after that this year!
>>66591921
Its a meme
Ariel blowing the fuck out all the goof websites
>>66591921
you now remember
where did the miesha bull memecome from?
>>66591949
people not believing that Caraway can satisfy her
>>66591949
misha publicly cucking her manlet bf
>>66591005
m8 your post was rubbish but i laffed i did
>>66591971
>I bet you'd be surprised
>>66592006
sauce?
>>66592031
>le totally natty and sane man
>>66591005
kek
can anyone understand this asshole?
>>66592036
Buy it
JON JONES
WHERE EVER YOU CUM, BOY
IM SUCKING
AFTER I RECOVER FROM INJURY
>>66592027
>>66592083
Isn't there one with Cerrone too?
ROID WANDY VS ROID KIMBO HYPE
absolute madman
>>66592083
>that filename
kek
but still, he looks sick of her shit there lad. Miesha is a pure loyal gf
>Ariel whatever you want
You know what I want Jon, I want to suck your dick!
>>66591292
>he doesnt know qt 3.14 Hamderlei
>>66592107
Is Wandy back on the juice? Haven't seen him in a long time
Why does Jimmy Johns sound so shaky
>>66591032
rampage and rashad
>>66592109
>pure loyal
>>66592118
he moved back to brazil, what do you think?
is jon stoned?
>>66592126
Wouldnt you if your name was a retarded version of Jon Jones and DC was out there sucking left and right
>Jon only trained for DC
He will have no idea how to deal with OSP's unorthodox style, OSP will win and end the meme forever.
>>66592140
ayy lmao
lmao
Jon cheated on DC
DC KEKED
Did Jon just call DC his boyfriend?
what the fuck are you guys watching/listenting to?
>>66592242
the mmahour you fucking goof
Wtf is going on with Jon
>ramen
>worst food ever
wew lad, what a fucking faggot
>>66592242
danegoof
>>66592242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nglUBmD14o
join the online sensation today
jon jones is ripe for defeat
>daniel is an absolute coward who will never beat me
>i say that not from arrogance
BTFO
Guys I think Jon jones is depressed.
Jon is reaching levels of delusion we haven't seen before lads
m e n t a l
m i d g e t
jon is weird
Just call him a pussy, Jon
jon seems shook lads
osp IN
>>66592288
>>66592293
>>66592313
i'm telling you goofs
go all in on OSP. he's going to shock the world.
>28
>cage fighting champion
>needs a chaffeur
>because he's too immature to drive more than 200 feet
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/Ryan-Bader-steps-in-for-injured-OSP-UFC-197
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UPPPP
>>66592320
agreed OSP's got that awkward retard power
>>66592320
canadians love acronyms
>>66592330
>>66592320
On Steroids Possibly isn't beating nobody
>>66592330
Fuck
did jon always talk in slow motion
>>66592330
>>66592373
He's on the edge
This is Jon's sociopathic, calm fake humble, PR damage control voice.
y is jon still being fake as fuck?
just go full diaz brother jon
are we pretending now?
>>66592373
it's part of a put-on that negroes do when they want to trick people into thinking they're human.
jon is pretty bad at it though.
>>66592330
they already removed it, guess that means they broke the news too early
i think jon has been smoking weed
i think this one finally mentally broke him lads
bet the house on OSP
>put a man on the moon 75 years ago
>still can't get a decent sound on a phone call on a radio show
What's wrong with humanity?
>>66592373
he's dying on the inside
can't be the good guy
wow, jon just threatened officer brown
dont think that will work out too well for him
>>66592402
>put a man in the moon
>since then all we do is throw meme cameras into orbit
just fuck our shit up
>>66591697
>mfw a good chance with 6'0 130lbs E-F cup girl
didn't know the breast cup letter even go that far
FREE YOEL
Holy shit jon jones is fucking crazy
YOEL WILL LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY BE MIDDLWEIGHT CHAMP BY THE END OF 2016
>>66592438
GOD BLESS
100 BERCENT JESUS
Romero publicly thanks Lithcuck
>>66592454
based
POST YOELS
>>66592447
nah
Yoel vs Bisping is THE fight to make
NO FORGAY ME HEEM
I'm a fakin warriah
>>66592475
THIS
the bisbong bants will be off the charts la
>>66592475
I like this
poor (silly) bisping though for thinking that he was gonna get a title shot off beating anderson.
what are you guys watching?
Ariel is /lifelong/
ariel with the bantz
>>66592484
>going from that to this
wew
>>66592508
ariel hellwahnay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nglUBmD14o
>>66592520
kek
>>66592508
Strawberymilf
Based Wilko released
REEEEEEEEE
>>66592508
we were watching mmahour goof you missed the goat
damn i hate that piece of shit Romero, but i'm somehow glad to see him fight more
>>66592556
IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?
CAN YOU TRANSLATE FOR US?
>>66592508
Maury
>>66592563
his accent isnt that bad is it?
>open stream
>this accent
>close stream
>>66592556
no brit in ufc is based. even bisping is only entertaining because of his mandrama antics
>>66592508
some trap on chaturbate
what are you guys watching?
>>66592638
Based Ariel
>>66592560
Why you hate him? Is it because he doesn't support degenerate fuccbois?
GET FUCKED
WOOOOOOOOH
>>66592638
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11358710/the-mma-hour-with-daniel-cormier-jon-jones-wanderlei-silva-ovince
>>66592591
darren till is pretty based. good scouse lad.
>>66592347
>>66592368
>>66592376
It was an obvious troll bro
>>66592591
call me a wierdo, but I hope Ross Pearson dies in the cage
>>66592658
why sould i tell YOU why i hate him? man up and fight estonia first or btfo
>>66592658
I hate him because he's a cheater.
>>66592674
you are a weirdo
>>66592673
trolling you back goof
>>66592658
>lithuania
the fuck
>>66592674
none you weirdo
How would you beat her if you met on the street?
What are you guys watching? Stuck in uni class right now
>ariel didn't watch wrestlemania
fucking dropped
>tfw 5 years of wing chun
>tfw could heem every here
>>66592766
i wouldn't you weirdo
>>66592770
MMA and WWE 101 with Prof, Helwani
>>66592766
why would i beat her? i would ask her to marry me
>>66592766
I'd heem her pussy if you know what I mean
>>66592779
>he didn't watch brock meme on the balding fag
feel sorry for him lad
>>66592766
>fixed gear bike
race her up a hill
>>66592770
getting ready for Paige VanZant on Dancing With The Stars tonight
make sure to vote for her
>>66592766
Id get Ericka on her
>>66592855
>losing to asslick daily
>Ariel didn't like Shane O'Mac jumping off the cage
fuck off la
>mandrama
guess im done with this
>>66592766
>fixed gear
She will die getting hit by a car
>>66592898
It was her camp and bad coaching
Id make her a champion
>>66592898
lmao
>>66592898
This.
>>66592929
>i only watch real fighting, only children watch pro wrestling
>the state of hue
>>66592031
oh my
>>66592998
no time, they're late for jew jitsu
>>66592998
because any brown person problem is somehow twisted into a white person problem to fix
>>66592998
toxoplasmosis
>>66592903
Wrestlemania was fucking shite lad. I don't watch WWE but a few m8s convinced me to watch it with them since there was a few guys there I liked when I was about 10.
>That ladder match was OK, just dudes jumping off stuff. Is that masked guy related to Rey Mysterio?
I don't even remember what happened in the next few matches.
>Brock Lesnar killed some guy for 10 minutes. 7/10, would watch again.
>Women wrestling. Who gives a fuck
>Shane and The Undertaker do fuck all for 20 minutes until Shane jumps off the cage. Didn't he jump off even taller stuff in 1999/2000?
>The Rock insults some fat bearded men and John Cena beats them up. Whoop dee fucking doo
>Triple H loses to some guy that the entire crowd hates, while the commentary team talks about how awesome this Roman guy is and how he's a hero
Cut the crap and make the show a couple of hours rather than 4 hours and it might have been good desu.
>>66592998
Don't they love to kill themselves? Restoring the environment would be counter productive
What did he mean by this?
>>66593131
>the mad man deletes it
What happened today in Croatia..,.,.,.. some guys stole gold and money from thr most secured and biggest police station in the country. Top lel. Croatia is literally a meme.
>>66593131
He's questioning why DC offered to help OSP.
>he can't beat Jones himself and needs someone else to do it, says Jones
>>66593131
DC is butthurt again it seems
>>66593131
He's the female Ronda Rousey.
Claim YOUR BOY (doesn't have to be a fighter, just related to mma)
Rogan's my boy because he gets paid to take Alpha Brain™ and hang out with Goldie cageside at EVERY PPV. That's my dream job
/heem/ I have decided to follow my dream and try to be an MMA writer.
Any advice?
>>66593185
Cormier is the tate then because of dat ass.
Who is the holmes?
>>66593208
Take 20 minutes to ask the simplest questions. God speed, lad.
>>66593219
Rumble
>>66593191
>>66593191
>stabwonds
>>66593208
Switch to r/mma; abandon /heem/, it'll only drag you down.
>>66593236
Has to be someone who didn't fight cormier in the past.
>>66593191
>>66593068
this
>>66593152
Stvarno? Kad je to bilo?
Takoder Hrvatski > Engleski
>>66593246
I use /r/MMA for link aggregation and quick news, but their community/userbase is fucking awful. Some of the least knowledgable MMA fans on the Internet. And that's including the UG and Sherdog.
All those places are fucking cancer. /heem/, even with all its problems, is far superior for discussion
I can't remember a woman ever pulling out of a high profile fight due to injury.
>>66593191
>>66593219
filthy tom
>>66591430
what a cunt, kicking your weakened shin.
>>66593299
Women don't have as much testosterone and don't train as hard, simple science
>>66593259
OSP
Jon.......
>>66593299
probably because no one spars hard against women
>>66593299
there's only been like two high profile female fights
>>66593299
Must be their thicker skulls.
your all on steroids, sue me
>>66593291
Danas ujutro. Čak su i strani mediji prenosili to, prebizarno i presramotno.
>>66593303
He's like smaller version of Dwight Howard.
>>66593299
julianna pena
>>66593068
I was at a friend's house and watched until after Bork's match then went home.
MMA legitimately seems to have better characters than wrestling now, which is both hilarious and depressing.
>>66593322
that drumstick looks meaty lad; would eat
>>66593191
>>66593326
Cyborg/Gina + nearly every UFC Ronda fight + Holm/Tate
Probably closer to 10. But yeah, still pathetic.
Wish Joanna Champion was a bigger star
is meltzer a good reporter or is he meme?
