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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)

Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA

MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/QesvWW9liJQ

NEWS:

>Jones vs OSP new UFC 197 headliner, for interim LHW title
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353572/jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-set-for-ufc-197-with-daniel-cormier

>Jake Shields is a meanieface
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353484/jake-shields-hits-opponent-with-stockton-slap-calls-him-a-bitch-after

>MM wants Silva's title defense record and more shekels
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11320998/demetrious-johnson-eyeing-anderson-silva-s-record-for-title-defenses

>Cormier will be back in time for MSG
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11354826/cormier-wont-need-surgery-expected-back-by-august-or-september

Legal free fight(s)
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/QdRLvldfg7I
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc

Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos

Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ
197 extended preview: http://youtu.be/qANqACq9k_E

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
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[lip smacking]
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sun has come
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conor mcgregor is the best fighter in the ufc nathan diaz got lucky that mcgregor was inefficient with his energy because nathan was about to get knocked out at ufc 200 conor mcgregor will knock him out first round
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Does anyone here not actually give much of a shit about DC being out? I was only excited to watch Jones anyway. I think OSP vs Jones will be a more interesting fight.

Also did anyone get any webbums from VFC on friday?
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>>66587094
Notice I said PRIME Fedor?
Both of those losses were in the stage of Fedors career when he stopped doing Strength Training and not formulating gameplans. Plus he was in his 40s or late 30s by then.
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>>66587133
>t-t-that wasn't p-prime fedor!
>h-he wasn't even t-t-training when he lost to a decrepit middleweight!
fedora was always shit m8

his most notable wins are against fucking big nog and some japanese mandrama stars
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>>66587169
ok so your trolling ok
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>>66587122
I'm acquiring it as we speak, what does ye want
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>>66587169
Fedor in 2004 is the best there is, was, or ever will be.
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>>66587184
>Fedor

>the best there is, was, or ever will be
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Who /4breakfasts/ here
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Can OSP surprise Jones with some ninja shit? He's a big guy.
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>>66587197
>casual 189er posts le funny laff man again
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>>66587122
I wanted DC to fight so he could lose, because something about him irks me.

I feel indifferent about OSP. Mainly because of the potential meme fights Jones could have had i.e. Hunto
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>>66587220
He has a punchers chance
So no chance, really
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>>66587183

Anything, man. The entire card was spicy from start to finish. There were a bunch of heems and memes.

If I could request one though, it'd be a webm of the ring card girl getting wet cageside during the brutal Araujo ground and pound at the end of the main event
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We get disappointed in Conor just because our overhyped expectations.
As far as I'm concerned he's a complete GOAT at 145.
Do we really need him to dominate 2 divisions up to call him great?
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>>66587317
>he's a complete GOAT at 145
he has three good wins at 145 dude
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>>66587122
DC has proven that he can challenge Jones so as someone who wants to watch good fights why would you not care? Aside from JBJ coming back and Barboza vs Pettis it looks like shit, the Khabib Tony card the week before looks better.

I can't believe people are even entertaining the fact that OSP could challenge Jones, even if he has the worst ring rust of all time he wins in a terribly boring UD. OSP doesnt have the endurace to go 5 rounds and thats before you remember he took the fight on 3 weeks notice. The other thing people bring up is his reach being similar to Gustaffson's, like reach is the only thing in the world that matters and Gus doesnt have 10x better boxing than him.

I mean its a win win for OSP but an irrelevant fight only happening so that MM doesnt headline and fuck over the whole card.
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>>66587199
oatmeal bananas and blueberries here

need a protein source that doesn't clash
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>>66587356
milk u goof
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11328076/leslie-smith-on-facing-cris-cyborg-i-seriously-cant-believe-that

Really Leslie? You couldn't think why no one else would agree to be fed to Cyborg to make her look like a muuuunster for the casuals?
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>>66587344
>DC has proven that he can challenge Jones
When did he prove this? Daniel "muh wrestling" Cormier got outwrestled and outstruck for the majority of 25 minutes. It was adorable watching people give DC chance the first time and it'll be adorable watching them try to rationalize it again
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>>66587366
idk man Leslies attitude makes me hespect her. Thats some old school Pride style mentality.
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>>66587386

>but DC won round X
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>>66587396
shes going to DESTROY cyborg, people don't know about leslie mike
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You now realize that Anthony will fight Glover Teixiera.
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>>66587386
Stick to posting your DC dick sucking memes. As for fighters who could potentially beat him Gustaffson did very well and DC was competitive until he gassed. Rumble is the last one but he is obviously out. If you dont think that DC couldve won this fight after Jones was out for 15 months then youre just being a contrarian.

Regardless the initial point was about how big of a joke this OSP fight is compared to the rematch. It's just an easy fight to get Jon back and free money for the UFC.
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>>66587356
almonds
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>>66587252
OSP doesn't just have a punchers chance, he is flat out the superior striker. Don't think Jones is going to oblique kick his way to a decision victory or some bullshit. Jones needs to take him down.
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>>66587452
Gus did pretty well, but I feel as though Jones 2.0 would be able to get the finish if they fought tomorrow. Rumble has potential for the first round of a fight but quickly devolves into a bad joke after that.

>If you dont think that DC couldve won this fight after Jones was out for 15 months then youre just being a contrarian
Except Jones wasn't out 15 months due to injury. He's been training and powerlifting since very soon after he got stripped. Jones is an athletic specimen of a 28 year old, it is not beyond reason that, given a proper training camp, he would be able to beat DC again

>>DC was competitive until he gassed
>first round gets double legged & dumped by Jones
Kek
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HOW CAN OSP EVEN COMPETE?
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>>66587506
>Jones 2.0
where? who?
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http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/3/11354742/ufc-on-fox-19-dan-henderson-eyes-contract-extension-after-lyoto-machida-fight-mma
Hendo no :_:
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>>66587524
I want him to, how long can he go
Can he fight on to 50
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>>66587519
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>>66587269
well shit I don't have anything that edits this h.265 file.

sorry man.
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>>66587493
>OSP doesn't just have a punchers chance, he is flat out the superior striker.

wat is this bait? are you being serious?
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>>66587535
In all fairness we don't know yet if the extra muscle mass will hinder his performance.
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>>66587535
Jon looking noided in this photo
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>>66587506
>Jones 2.0
Just because he looks bigger physically isnt proof of anything, its also crazy to say he would finish Gus too after the first fight they had.

I assume everyone would agree with that Rumble assessment. If he didnt knock Jon's head off early it would be another "dont give up" situation. It doesnt matter that hes been lifting or not in the downtime, that much time off hurts more than it helps. On the other hand DC has 2 good wins. I am not at all saying that DC should be favored or anything but to think its an unwinnable fight or something is dumb.
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>>66587098
who /roids/ here?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j8a1XNJ9tg
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>>66587570
Where do people buy roids?
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>>66587551
By 'Jones 2.0' I was mentioning his physical condition for sure, but it'll also be important to see how a 100% motivated Jones (according to him) does from here on out. Hopefully he can keep the hoot rat shit to a minimum and actually consistently make it to his fights, which is something everyone undoubtedly wants to see

I agree with everything else you said, and I would reply more in depth but it's 4:30 am and I can no longer keep my eyes open. Have another (You) before I head off for the night, lad
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>>66587573
you gotta know ppl
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>>66587579
guys what if JJ loses his fight against OSP?
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>>66587590
Instant rematch

Not even a question
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>>66587573
reminder that you shouldn't take roids unless you are a lanklet
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>>66587573
>>66587570
who /rizin/ here and indian reserverations fuck usada bring back the old days
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>>66587529
Define "fight"
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>>66587544
Go on and tell what Jon is going to do standing up?
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>>66587590
nigger osp is a sheep being thrown to slaughter, so jones can get some cage practice
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>>66587639
just stop no

your going to tell me what osp is going to do standing up?
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>>66587654
Knock him the fuck out with his power, reach and timing. If you haven't' noticed, nobody strikes with OSP.
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>>66587607
haven't you only been watching mma for like a few months?
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>>66587639
Jones beat Gustaffson who is a WAY better boxer than OSP and had perfect takedown defense until the last round. OSP will only win with the luckiest punch of his life, which isnt even worth talking about. Since that wont happen he will gas quick and get submitted or lose horribly in a boring UD.

>>66587664
You say that like Jon is just gonna stand and bang with him or something. He will chew up his legs and just take him down at will.
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>>66587664
If you haven't noticed, nobody wins against Jones.
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>>66587681
(except that one time)
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>>66587664
OSP lost to fucking bader

>hurr durr he will knock him out

stop baiting OSP is and always has been a sloppy striker who never tightened up his game

where as jones is a very good kick boxer these days with a diverse range of strikes

pls stop posting from now on
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>>66587674
'no'
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>>66587678
Jones get hit 1/10 as many times as he got hit by Gus and he'll be sleeping. Gus throws mosquito "stick and move" strikes. OSP will throw hard leather.
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>>66587678
I think you're really underestimating how much OSP's blackness will be a factor. I mean he is a prime buck.
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>>66587709
>People say he has power
>KOed a guy who literally ran into his fist
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>people are so desperate for ufc they're actually discussing osp vs jones
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the real sad thing here is we won't see a legit fight its just some scrub vs jones

i feel like i'm being cheated here
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>>66587709
no youre really underestimating Jones' blackness. He isnt just black, he won the genetic lottery with his athleticism and gangly fuckin limbs. Even if he didnt have this massive arsenal of tools and experience he would be 100x better than OSP.

Oh yeah and hes a replacement fighter who wasnt anticipating this and "training" like rumble was.
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Ok if Cockhold pulls out of the title match, since he's training at AKA, Dana should literally ban fighters from that gym to hold titles.
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>I rate Jon Jones
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>>66587775
Or whenever they win a title have the next event have an interim title fight just in case.
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>>66587775
I think he wasn't far from pulling out last time he faced Weidman
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>>66587727
>running into an uppercut
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>>66587573
at my old kickboxing gym the coach hooked up kids with it, not even kidding
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>its a jose aldo is a deluded bitter sore loser episode
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>there a people who think OSP doesn't stand chance

He is a stylistic NIGHTMARE for Jones. Long reach and legit one punch knockout power. Jones has been preparing for a completely different fighter in Cormier, a short stocky wrestler whilst OSP is a massive striker. I see OSP catching Jones in the first and ending the meme once and for all.
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>>66587857

>said by an irish mixed martial arts fan
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>>66587857
shut up u stupid idiott anldo still champione conorr is cheat fuking pussy he scared VIVA BRASIL

t. a hue
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>>66587866
This meme will end all right but it wont be in the 1st round. Since Jones will probably play it slow OSP will gas in either the late 2nd or 3rd and get submitted.

I really dont understand why so many people here are being so gay about this. Are you just making a post like this so if by some miracle he catches him you can post the screenshot of your post?
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>And be honest.

What did Herb mean by this?
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to all the cunts who think osp is going to win, have you forgotten jbj is LITERALLY the best fighter ever?

this is just a warmup fight for him until dc is ready
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>>66587899
exactly lad, imagine the (You)s.
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Am I the only one who finds Sara McMann sexy as fuck? I don't know what it is but I wanna get into that motherly puss
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>>66587924
I would like to dine on her ass, she is THICK
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>>66587924
she looks like a maori so it makes sense, you're surrounded by ugly women just like her
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>>66587924
No, I agree with every word you've just said.
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>>66587929
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>>66587947
shes a fucking tank brah
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>>66587955
>Bang Town
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>>66587955
>she
looks like a dude to me
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>>66587955
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>>66587973
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>>66587535
>Jon...
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Paige and Miesha are the only feminine fighters in the UFC. All the other girls look like Wanderlei Silva.
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>>66587984
>not Rose
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>>66587984
>Michelle Waterson looks masculine
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>>66587984
>Miesha
>femme
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>>66587955
>>66587973
>>66587980
>Sara will never let me ravage her tight body then make me supper afterwards
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>>66587984
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>>66587984

Rhonda is the definition of femininity
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>>66588007
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>>66587997
>shaved head
>feminine
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>>66588023
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>>66588011
eye kay tee eff bee
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>>66588030
>IM DYING LAURA!
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>>66588033
so hot
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>>66588044
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>>66588044
>>66588054
>those abs
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>>66588033

no offense, but I would love to take her down, make her give her back, flatten her out and lay on top of her for 25 minutes
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>>66588062
Muh dick
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>>66588062
>dat dress
hnnnnnng Miesha
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cant think of a single active ufc fighter who would have the balls to do what mcmahon pulled off last night
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Name a better meme kick then this
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>>66588156
Besides that one match with Ray Mystero I dont think I have heard of any high profile Pro Wrestler actually dying in the match.
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>>66587947
I wanna bite Sara's buttcheeks and lick them better
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>>66588157
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new diaz goob promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ4B1lhWO3k
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>>66588166
Thats almost not fair Daniels is a meme highlight reel. Fucking awesome to watch though.
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are meme nutshots the future?
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>>66588172
Is that your youtube account?
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>>66588156
>>>/asp/
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>>66588180
What about Nut Shots to counter memes?
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>>66588156
conor mcgregor
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>>66588180
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>>66588215

he took a risk, he went 2 stories up, humble in victory or defeat
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>>66588180

>not krav maga.webm

one job
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who is she fighting next?
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>>66588251
my penis
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>>66588260
ew
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>OSP injured

LMAO
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>>66587098
could you fit more fucking text in the OP, you fucking cuck
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>>66588251
Obscurity
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>>66588295
(You)
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>>66588287
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>>66587693
Jones can beat anyone, even jones
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>>66588317
dat plaatje deed je vroeger veel posten
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>>66588331
nice google translate
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The MMA Hour is back in your life. Below is a rundown of Monday's show:

1:00 p.m. ET -- UFC light heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier will talk about why he was forced to pull out of UFC 197 and what's next for him.

1:25 p.m. -- Coach Greg Jackson will discuss Jon Jones' decision to fight Ovince Saint Preux at UFC 197 and much more concerning Team JacksonWink.

1:45 p.m. -- Flyweight Ian McCall will talk the latest with him in and out of the cage.

2:05 p.m. -- Ovince Saint Preux will talk about accepting to fight Jones on three weeks' notice for the interim light heavyweight title.

2:45 p.m. -- Wanderlei Silva will talk about his upcoming Rizin FF match, signing with Bellator, his future and much more.

2:25 p.m. -- Cris "Cyborg" Justino will preview her UFC debut against Leslie Smith in May.

3:05 pm. -- Jon Jones will discuss his tumultuous week and now fighting OSP later this month.

3:25 p.m. -- Featherweight Mike Wilkinson will discuss his new documentary and what's next for him.
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>>66588335
nothing wrong with that sentence desu
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>>66588337

how many bongs?
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Would you fight Ronda Rousey for 100,000 USD?
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>>66588367
no
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>>66588367
is that to just show? Fucking A I would. Just let her throw me and tap as soon as she grabs my arm
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>>66588367
no

>its a matter of principle
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>>66587997
>you are able to see right up her nose
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>>66588337
boring episode
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>>66588395
Obviously that's not true. Why would you say it?
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>>66588183
no
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>>66588374
>not wanting a free 100k
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>>66587524
He's not getting his contract renewed. He will either retire and the UFC will set him up with a ambassador of the sport position or he will go to Japan and fight Fedor in rizin
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>>66588337
>people watch this dog shit
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>>66588404
you already know what half the people are going to say and the other half nobody cares about
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>>66587573
There are sources in the /fraud/ thread on /fit/ and you can also use dark markets.
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>>66588357
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are nootropics a meme?
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>>66588470
>tattoos
>ass implants

scum of the earth
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http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/after-legacy-fc-51-win-cody-east-signs-with-ufc-meets-walt-harris-at-ufc-197

>East was acquitted of a 2005 rape as a minor (while still in high school), but was sentenced to 3 years in prison and 5 years probation after a jury found him guilty of 3 counts of third-degree felony child abuse and 1 count of misdemeanor battery stemming from a 2007 underage drinking party at his home
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>>66588496
>The UFC are so desperate for heavyweights they are signing alleged rapists and convicted Child Abusers.
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>>66588011
Based
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>>66588496

>land of the free
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>>66588519
>10km a day
goodbye knees :DD
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>>66588519
Nice b8.

It's impossible to do all that in one day.
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>>66588157
Basically any "kicks" "thrown" by Conor m8
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11360268/sources-yoel-romero-usada-reach-settlement-on-shorter-suspension
>USADA is expected to officially announce the shorter settlement suspension in the near future, and if all goes to plan, the 38-year-old Romero could be free to fight again in late summer.
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What kind of meme potential are we looking at with JDS vs Rothwell, lads? Worth tuning in or nah?
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Lads, I'm having UFC withdrawal symptoms. Lets create a list of /heem/ approved prospects.

How about these guidelines

1) Have to be under 30
2) Can't be ranked in the top 15
3) Can't have more than 3 fights in the UFC
4) Can be outside the UFC
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https://twitter.com/bisping/status/716969177982959617
Neato


>>66588563
>Not tuning in for Big Ben
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Is predictioncuck taking picks for this weekend?

>>66588563
yes
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>>66588567
TOM DUQUESNOY
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>>66588567
there is already an entire show dedicated to prospects
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>>66588578
good shout lad, he trains at Jackson-Wink doesn't he?
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>>66588166

Glory is so based

How do you think Rice Verhoopadoop will do in MMA lads?
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>>66588567
>>66588580
In fact an episode was just released
http://www.ufc.tv/video/episode-104-minneapolis
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>>66588545

ready for the Chris at MSG?
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>>66588567
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/An7Q/ufc-fight-pass-stop-whining

UFC.tv
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>>66588587

rico verhoeven
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>>66588584
yup
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https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mma+prospectus
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>>66588567
>WAHHH WAHHH

stop being a BABY and get FIGHTPASS today goof
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>>66588608
i listen to that, pretty good desu
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>>66588251

Such a slag
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>>66588602
>>66588610

>implying I haven't watched every fight on there already
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>>66588587
very well
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>>66588337

>The MMA Hour
>is 2 hours 25 minutes long

lose my number ffs
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>>66588165
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>>66588545
Fucking lol. All you have to do is test a few supplements, find something illegal, then you are free to roid up on that substance with a built in excuse.

No athlete actually takes these mystery shakes with multiple ingredients by the way. If an athlete wants creatine, they take creatine, they don't go into some shop and buy "Muscle X Formula" that has creatine and 10 other things. Tainted supplements doesn't happen.
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>>66588587
Hes still fairly young and aslong as his knees arent shot and learns how to wrestle he could do pretty well. Maybe UFC caliber but I dont see him ever being champion. Too many good heavyweight wrestlers.
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>>66588648
Good point.
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>>66587184
I'm actually with the other dude on this one. It pisses me off because he's that faggot Cruiseposter so I hate him on principle, but I do think Fedor has always been overrated.

Heavyweight has basically always been thin in MMA, with the possible exception of when we had Borg, Carwin, JDS, and Cain before he became Mr. Glass mixing it up. Add to that the fact that there were two top promotions at the time so the best heavyweights were spread even more thin. You also have to consider that everyone in Pride juiced, including Fedor, I'm sure.

Fedor was a very good heavyweight, he had that combination of speed, power, and crazy grappling skills, but I think he was always just a big fish in a small pond. A lot of his fights were blatant mismatches or freakshows, too.

Sorry about my genuine attempt at analysis and lack of memes.
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back from /asp/ lads, shane jumped off the cage wew. anyway, im going to freeze myself cartman style until the khabib card begins...
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>>66588337
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>>66588669
>fedor
>good
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>>66588165
she literally looks like clay guida, but then again you lads are used to sheep
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>>66588648
>Tainted supplements doesn't happen.
This is categorically false, but I still think athletes are responsible for whatever they put in their bodies. I am sure plenty of people do what you're suggesting also.
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>>66588694
and let's be real >le tainted supplements meme is just what they say when they slipped up on their gas game
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>>66588673
>not watching paige tonight
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>>66588470
Who is the dick tick?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05WAXhD-FjQ
New Maurice Spears
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>>66588019

KEK

>>66588172

based, good post

>>66588710

>called dancing with the stars
>literal whos

wew lad
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>>66588722
Jessica Eye
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>>66588645
looks like tiny tim desu
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>>66588743
You're in the wrong thread
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I always knew he was clean


Yoel... my boy... you will fight again and win the title
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>>66588780
>fails a drug test
>he is clean
You get dumber by the day
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>>66588780
I hope Yoel beats everyone and never gets caught
Just to see the madness
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>>66588783
>he passes a drug test
>he is clean
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>>66588792
That wasn't imposed anywhere.
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where's blockhead?
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>>66588799
calm down im on drugs bro
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lads, post your boys
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>>66588806
I am calm. you're just paranoid because you're high.
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>>66588806
wow aren't you cool
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>>66588801

idk desu. he's head looks unheemable, lithcuck should just leg kick his ass ala aldo faber
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>>66587573

Join a rugby team and the head coach will offer you some before the end of the season
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>>66588019
>tfw that statue was just some cave lad mocking his friends fat mom but thousands and thousands years later fat women think it means that fat chicks are more feminine or some bullshit like that
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>>66587775
First time in dc's career he had to pull out
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>>66588783
>usada doesn't say for what he failed for
>agrees on a shorter suspension
>same usada who banned Nick for 5 years

It is their way to admit they fucked up

Yoel is clean and will murder Weidman and Luke
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>>66588808
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>>66587805
Buts so was Weidman lol
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>>66588840
>>same usada who banned Nick for 5 years

That was the NSAC.
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>middleweight division

just end it senpai, roiders and oldies tbqhwy
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>>66588840
You're literally and unironically delusional.
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>>66588808
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>>66588840

>usada banned nick

get a load of this casual eh
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>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
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>>66588875
>joining the team

Weidman is trash
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>>66588875
that join the team meme sure went away fast
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>>66588875
>not "wake up, Yoel"

Keep it topical, bro.
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>>66588875

> >Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
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>>66588883

nuh uh
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>>66588883
shut up
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>>66588884
I'll start revving it up next month, don't worry.
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>>66588846
>>66588870
I am so sorry, so sorry

I hug you

I am so sorry
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>>66588883

le shut up
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>>66587098
Why do we call these threads /heem/? What does it stand for? What does it mean?
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>>66588897
He literally won't be champion again
>>66588905
>>66588919
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>>66588923
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes

It's the dankest place on the web
>>
>>66588923
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
>>
>le what does heem mean
>sage northcuck social media
>le give me (You)'s pls

gtfo
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>>66588927
you're on antibiotics, lad.
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>>66588927

look you doofus, Chris is going to beat Cockhold with the help of his family, G-d and non retarded training regime

Luke can hop on as many PEDs he wants, this time there won't be any memes to save him
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What does the DC in Daniel Cormier stand for?
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>>66588939

you're on poobiotics lad
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>>66588929
>>66588933
That's funnier than I expected.
So there is no connection to MMA then? Just a dank name?

>>66588937
I don't even know what you're saying friend.
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>>66588937
If you want to have legitimate discussion start typing about something and if there is interest people will respond.

>be the change you want to see /heem/ - Jon Jones
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>>66588949
you're on nootropics lad
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>Conor McGoober isn't on the juice and is 100% natural.
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>>66588927
Yeah, I don't like his odds. Stonegrab just seemed a bit better everywhere and just seems to have a level of confidence My Boy lacks. I suppose it is possible that someone else beats Pebbleclasp, then My Boy beats them and is champion again until Obsidianlift takes the belt back.
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>>66588923
Here Everyone Eats Melons
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>>66588939
Who can weidman beat i think hendo can take him if he gets a good camp

>>66588947
Weidman is a gatekeeper
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>>66588954
>>66588957

get got fampai
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>>66588923

He Enjoys Extreme Memes
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>>66588970
Only when black fighters are in the cage?
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