UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
MMADIGEST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qBdW1Rkv9E
NEWS:
>Jones will still fight Cormier at 197, has to take anger management courses
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11337684/jon-jones-must-attend-courses-get-approval-to-drive-after-probation
>Jared Rosholt got cut
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11333094/ufc-releases-jared-rosholt
>Stitch Duran signs with Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11339186/cutman-stitch-duran-signs-with-bellator-eight-months-after-being-axed
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, RDA, Tate don't have fights scheduled, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
stick it through jon
vanzant
somebody heem me please
High test.
>>66518258
First for Annie May.
>Me and Stitch Duran were never friends.
name a bigger jerk on the planet than dana white
what does Paige's pussy smell like?
>>66518337
stracciatella
>>66518304
She looks like a Jonathon Delgado
>>66518337
Sickle cells and coins
>>66518337
a garbage bag of used tampons
>daily reminder that this happened
I bet both diaz bros were gotten in random boards where no one knew them and were left unyoud
>>66518337
This is frankly disrespectful and below the level of discourse I've come to expect from /heem/.
Anyway, when is Lithtwink fighting Estoniacuck?
>>66518448
I think Putin decided to overrun them this morning
Jon Jones will get heem'd stiff by DC
How does this make you feel?
in for filthy tom
>>66518541
>>66518541
>stiff
>>66518589
>Bonnie Jones
>With a Suckmier post
Holy fuck
>>66518588
>losing to miesha tate
>having a massive roid clit
Who's the most punch drunk guy in MMA? Matt Hammil's speech is all fucked up. I thought that only happened in boxing.
>>66518589
wow best one in awhile
>>66518541
Black on black crime is always fun
>>66518628
Quality trolling
>>66518628
matt hammil is blind
>Jon
I've been out a few hours, some cool names popped up ?
>>66518686
Bonnie Jones
>>66518686
Some guy got DADA 5000 earlier
>>66518705
MATT RIDDLE DETECTED
thank you for the names based moot
>>66518589
>bonnie jones
>>66518589
>tfw jonnie bonnie Jones will pop for roids after the fight
>>66518790
English as fuck
>>66518710
lmao
>>66518465
IS THERE ANYONE [PREFERABLY UNTRAINED] IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHO WOULD LIKE TO 1v1 ME IRL?
>>66518832
No but if you fly to London I'll heem you in the first with my Rex Kwon Do
>>66518832
florida here
where you at?
>>66518863
305 hood af
>>66518831
you have two first names nigga
>Jon Jones' Bone
>>66518863
How does you brother feel about being able to watch gay sex live in the MSG Rosie ?
![1459547338087[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bxaVvrA.jpg "1459547338087[1].png")
We made it lads
>>66518888
2 1/2 hours away
>>66518589
>Bonnie Jones
>Cormier pic
POTTERY
>>66518946
where? let's do this shit
Who trains street jitsu here?
>>66518943
>Ebony Farmer
>Annie Frank
My sides
ebin
>>>/pol/69628432
who /bet/ here?
UFC on Fox 19:
Lyoto > Hendo
Torres > Namajunas
Chiesa > Dariush
Glover > Rashad
Tony > Khabib
>>66518943
>/sp/ - /heem/
>mfw we're our own board
>>66519008
i used to but i lost a fuckload by being an addict and quit whilst like 5k ahead, probably agree with most your picks VALUE wise.
>>66519008
fuck you and your backward picks
any fightfan stuff going on?
When is predict bro doing picks for the next card?
>>66519077
Victory FC on Fite Pass in 2 1/2 hours
>>66519077
We can get together and host a little get together
>>66519089
shut the fuck up ronda
>>66519047
Honestly, this would be my first time betting. I'm looking at opening up a bovada account and putting my autistic knowledge of mma to use.
What are your experiences with betting? What was your biggest win? How much did you ever make? Any tips?
>>66519104
Take time off if you ever win big.
>>66518958
my cousin is in miami he has training tho i don't think he wants to fight he's like 40 with kids
>>66518589
the memes have gone too far
>>66519140
i will heem him into terri schiavo mode and take his kids to soccer practice
>>66518943
our get has to be the best considering board/thread
Would Cyborg defeat Mighty Mouse?
>>66519100
>I'd never watch these regional shitters on Youtube or AXS but now that I'm paying Dana for it it's all completely different
>>66519165
And time, it was literally minutes in
It was all too perfect, almost seemed rigged
>>66519171
i'd impregnate those hips with my dick
>>66519128
Can you tell me how you won big and lost big?
>>66519104
I'm a terrible better.
I lost everything until I win one big odd. then I use what I won that one time to lose everything again.
Basically I lose when I play odds under 2 (Evens or +200 I guess for you guys) and once in a while I win with an odd at 35 or 40
>>66519185
>Implying I'm considering staying up until 6 or 7am to watch that shit
>>66519188
Why was Nate's corner calling Conor "that little motherfucker" when he's of average height, 5'9"?
Been off /heem/ since yesterday. Why are there RNGs? Did incognito do something?
>>66519190
it was i rigged it
>>66519188
winner gets miesha
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11340912/aljamain-sterling-vs-bryan-caraway-set-for-ufc-fight-night-88
>>66519104
decide on a bankroll and on units (1 unit usually equals 1 percent of your bankroll but can be more if your bankroll is quite small). stick to betting a certain amount of units, as a rule of thumb 5 units should be the most you bet. stick to your staking plan, you will lose some and win some, don't chase the loses- if you are good then you will profit in the longterm. my problem was is that i could never stay disciplined and always chased loses which lead to my eventual downfall, although i did quit whilst 5k ahead. ask around /bet/ for general advice too they have some nice guidlines
>>66519224
Probably because of his obvious small man syndrome despite the fact that he's hardly tiny and the public don't really care either
>tfw the only heemster near you is a pussy so you cant be on heem 1
>>66519236
> I knew it was going to be a slow start for me
> I gotta pick up, i gotta warm up
>>66519224
To insult him?
>>66519254
Everyone gets miesha. It's a well known fact and meme that Bryan is a mega cuck
Anyone got the webm of Kevin Lee getting heem'd?
>>66519212
I haven't.
I'm also not the guy you were asking advice from but listen to me.
>>66519254
Why was that nigger giving him shit and calling him out for months anyways?
>>66519171
He'd just use his speed to run away the hole match.
![conan-obrien-connor-mcgregor-ufc-23[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4rKoWCX.jpg "conan-obrien-connor-mcgregor-ufc-23[1].jpg")
>>66519267
>hardly tiny
>featherweight
>>66519295
He's a name, and very beatable.
>>66519299
>I know nothing about promotion
>>66519259
>this autistic dogshit
why don't people just bet on fights they care about or if there's particularly good value on someone you're personally knowledgeable about?
Fuck knows how you even get a gambling problem
Who /Malvinas/ here?
>>66519295
obviously jealous of his relationship
just like ronda was
What do you listen to while browsing /heem/?
>>66519295
Has been watching too much porn I bet and wants to steal miesha
>>66519342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk
>>66519342
Paramore
>>66519342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
on loop
>>66519342
>>66519331
but rude lad
i do play Draft Kings (welcome to the big time) though, its pretty fun
ure a bunch of fukin goofs
>>66519008
agree with you on
Lyoto > Hendo (unironically 45 years old)
Glover > Rashad
Torres > Namajunas
>>66519423
>Brasilian's opinion being worth anything
>>66519342
>>66519380
That's a true fight fan
I never even noticed all the name threads I just browse /heem/
>>66519450
you just know
>>66519484
she is really cute desu
>>66519305
from the neck down
>>66519493
for a chimp
>>66519533
#REKT
>>66519305
I'd do it, desu I want to.
LET ME OFF THE BENCH COACH
wait, is this a new layout or my internet/PC is fucked up again?
>>66519450
>>66519484
HOW DO THOSE STAY ON HER FEET
>>66519551
There is no new layout, you're fucked
>>66519551
le epic april fools day prank from our chinaman admin
>>66519551
>beth duran
>>66519551
i hacked you with sub7
>>66519551
01/04/16
>>66519561
oh shit what the fug
>>66518909
BEN PAUL, WHERES YOUR LAST NAME HEEM BASTARD
YOU GOT TWO FIRST NAMES YO MAMA WAS ASS BACKWARDS
>>66519434
Why do you think Beneil and Khabib will win?
Also what do you think about Torres?
>>66519567
Still better than the Halloween one
>>66519584
What happened in January?
>>66519551
delet system32
btw, could a fighter chose Face The Pain as their walkout song ?
>george
if i guess my name correctly, nate diaz will heem conor in first round with roundhouse kick.
ARE WE PRETENDING AGAIN /HEEM/?
Just got in from the pub lads. I met a person with the same name as the poster below me, and shagged them up the arse.
>>66519638
no that would be gay
>>66519644
Am I the biggest pussy you've ever met?
Im'ma kick you in the leg
APRIL FOOLS
>>66519644
You're getting emotional Evelyn
>tfw no epic gets
>>66519647
>he shagged a chink
>>66519647
CHECKIN
>>66519686
I'll get for you.
>>66519703
Close
FLORIDA BRO IMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKIN ASS
>>66519739
REKT
>>66519739
holy fucking shit that name
>>66519771
spooky
>>66519733
post yfw conair tko's nate
>>66519605
i'll admit I don't know much about chiesa but
beneil has faced better competition and won and I think he has the ground game to counter chiesa's submissions, which seem to be his best area, and beneil seems to be a more well rounded fighter
khabib is a goat tier wrestlefucker and I think he'll be able to negate tony's striking advantage and win rounds with takedowns and gnp, ultimately winning a UD
http://severemma.com/2016/04/norman-parke-released-ufc/
RIP PARKE
>>66519821
>khabib is a goat tier wrestlefucker
AFTER 2 YEARS OFF FROM KNEE INJURIES I FUCKEN DOUBT IT
>>66519835
Based
>>66519835
Dude was death to watch imo, good cut.
>>66519739
>Andrea Yates
MURDERER
>>66519008
don't bet a ton of money like a retard, avoid parlays, and decide who you're going to bet on with your own research, not other people's opinions, though it's not dumb to at least take them into account
>>66519835
there has never been a better time to get cut by the ufc imo
>>66519739
fuck outa here
>>66519841
Khabib probably has the most overwhelming style in the ufc. If he can get ahold of you you are just fucked. Do you think Tony will really be able to stop him? Do you think his grappling skills will just disappear because he wasnt fighting?
Im not saying hes unbeatable because hes a little reckless sometimes. Tony could catch him coming in but you dont need to worry about him being good.
>>66519835
Tito?
>>66519841
>2 YEARS OFF
exactly, and now he's probably fully healed and ready to fuck somebody in the ass
>>66519927
>that jelly hamplanet
>>66519841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXmW-IB5Fog
kavanaugh said on twitter that the UFC demanded the fight be at 170 even though kavanaugh wanted it at 155
post yfw next UFC event is in your town
>tfw im not even reading posts, just scoping the thread for dank meme names
>>66519905
Yeah nah your boy's getting fucked by T-Ferg sorry
Screencap your post so you can stumble upon it after the fight and delete it whilst feeling a bit embarassed
>>66519966
wow that's actually gray's wife's name
fighters who will never be your boy?
>>66519960
Fighter's trainers say all sorts of shit
Did you know that Miesha Tate was holding back in her UFC fights until she fought Ronda?
>>66519986
one of my posts itt had my exact last name. another poster got the exact first and last name of my neighbor.
>>66519993
;_;
>>66520018
>another poster got the exact first and last name of my neighbor.
autism
>>66519986
>Gray's
As if he owns her you misogynist pig
>>66519999
*Holly Holm
>>66519993
>>66520035
That was about 100 times better than UFC uniforms
>>66520039
fuck you bitch
anyone watching Broner/Theophane tonight?
the weak should fear the strong
>>66520081
link?
>>66520070
>thinking memes are real life
DC is one of the most likable fighters in the UFC lad
Genuinely just a nice dude who likes to eat fried chicken and spend time with his kisd
>>66520039
kek
>>66520105
>most likable fighters in the UFC
no, he's not cigano. he's a good guy i agree, but he's also a butthurt pussy.
Who /DNB/ here
>>66518589
based
>>66520081
>Broner vs. Theophane, Page 1 - Boxing News
Uh no thanks kiddo, I like to watch fights not le sweet science
Jessica Eye
>>66520122
How is DC a pussy? He's a cagefighter for christ's sake
You memers holy shit, all it took was one guy calling DC a homo and now he catches shit everywhere lel
post yfw conor tko's nate in 12 seconds
>>66520125
What do fake breasts feel like?
>>66520179
Don't go and get yourself heemed
>>66520102
trying to find one, dont think it started yet
>>66520179
lots of cagefighters are pussies
that's what drives most people to train martial arts
>>66520172
fugggg
>you will never cum on her belly
>>66520190
(You)
>>66520179
hes not pussy in terms of fighting, sure thing he will fight anybody in the cage and probably would not be scared to do so dammit, but just look at him when he's next to jones, he turns in a littly crying baby, man up for christ sake. that is a big weakness in MMA.
>>66520179
just imagine that jones is as good trash talker as conor. DC would commit suicide, or murder.
>>66520296
he's better imo just in a different way
BILL WILSON GET
if the next poster dont roll my own name ill kill myself
>>66520353
kek
>>66520357
pls get
>>66520353
trinaldo, is that you?
>>66520357
nice, I get to live
>>66520384
Heem yourself still 537
Is this supposed to be like facebook? I don't use social networks...
BRING BILL BACK HOME
Lads....
>>>/v/332827440
>>66520384
No you don't
>>66520411
Nah, Google +
>>66520422
im francisco dos santos silva btw
someone explain this>>66520418
>>66520471
They finally found her
Francisco Trinaldo had 12 UFC fights, only 2 outside brazil. i don't know why, but that fact is fascinating to me, i bet he thinks dana white think he's a shit fighter about whom americans don't give a fuck about. damn, forever in brazil. lel
>>66520071
Having uniforms in an individual sport are one the lamest things that I've ever seen.
>>66520471
Little girl who got kidnapped and/or murdered
https://twitter.com/WORIDSTARHIPHOP/status/715950865526468609
kek
>mfw Jared Rosholt was cut
rolling for luiz inacio lula da silva
>>66520516
Oh the british girl in Portugal right ?
I remember that from when I was a kid
>>66520557
kek
>>66520599
Yeah, that's her
Parents were doctors or something I think
>>66520563
he's so fucking boring that he got BTFO from ufc after beating struve and one defeat against nelson? top lel
>>66520563
kek
Brit anon who had the Dana White get
You are my BOY
Lads this is it. The day the (You)conomy collapses.
Just take a look around
POST YOUR BOYS! NO BULLY ZONE
>>66520745
The bubble was too big, it had to pop at some point
>>66520767
Rollin
lads, i didn't take a shower for a week now cause of the wound and stiches on my leg due to surgery, i stink as a fucking shit. what do you think about that?
>>66520767
reroll
Can someone post the Dana shoots a goof WebM please? I don't think I have it saved
>>66520784
>>66520784
>le funny weigh in man
>>66520192
heaven
Relax everyone
>>66520804
I think about youing you, how about that
post danas
>>66520784
>>66520827
i said no bully
>>66520858
MY BOY
>>66520856
>>66520856
>>66520804
Roll your leg in some plastic wrap and go take a shower
That's what I did, if you put enough and tight enough, it should be ok
