APRIL FOOLS IS ALMOST OVER! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! /V/, HURRY THE FUCK UP AND SUMMON ANTHONY BURCH ALREADY
Not gonna happen.
fine
I'm trying
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>332823836
Since you asked
here it is, shut the fuck up now5
@332823836
what is up with you faggots and Anthony Burch
leave that guy alone
he literally did nothing wrong
who?
>>332823907
have a little faith
There is literally nothing wrong with being Anthony Burch
Wouldn't happen
>>332823836
B I R C H
Rolling forlosing my Wii U
HHNNGGGG
I'M ANTHONYING MY BURCHEST
C'MON
>>332823836
i bet gamergate is stopping us from getting the name of our leader ugh ;/
>>332823836
Won't happen
You called?
>>332823836
Atleast I'm not anthony burch
Can't sturch the burch.
ANTHONY BURCH I SUMMON THEE
>>332824218
Hi Amanda do you want 2 be my gf plz
>>332823836
ANTHONY BURCH
WITNESS ME
I don't think he posts on 4chan
it aint me
HERE
>mfw im actually scared of my next post being Anthony Burch
Listen there's no way Anthony Burch is gonna show up, I don't even go on 4chan.
HAS ANYONE GOTTEN BURCH AS A LAST NAME YET
I heard he doesn't post here so idk.
Anthony Burch get
I created that meme
>>332824524
If I were a mod, I'd ban whoever rolled Cuckthony Belch
Hello
>>332824576
YES
>>332824521
bravo
I AM ANTHONY BURCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>the odds of burch being revealed is just getting higher the more people post
>its been almost a day and there is no sight of burch
i`ve given up at this point
Man, I sure do wonder where Anthony Burch is.
I heard he's pretty handsome.
>>332824576
Yep, both "Anthony" and "Burch" are confirmed first and last names, respectively.
What's going on here?
KEK HARDER
Fien
cuck my shit up
The real Burch is right here, fellas!
>>332824576
There's been a few Burches and at least one Anthony. Some dude on /a/ I think got Antonio Burch.tfw still not him
Its 2016, why do you care about a guy letting his wife get some BBW.
come the fuck ON
Leave me alone. I'm trying to finish Bayonetta 2.
>my
>wifes
>son
WIFE'S
SON
>>332823836
It won't summon him nobody here is cuck enough.
I'm not Anthony Burch
>>332824789
TTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD
I DEMAND TO BE ANTHONY BURCH
>>332824691
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Did I do it?
JUST
never ever
>>332823836
Who even cares about Anthony Burch
>DIDNT GET APRIL FOOLED BY ANYTHING TODAY
feels good
What was it?
What you need is my Name "Anthony Burch".
What you can find beyond the powers of my name is where you need to go in order to find JUST. What you need is an untrustworthy wife. She must be someone incapable of controlling her own desires. She must be someone who is not interested in video games, internet fame, autismbucks, or loyalty, and who chooses the will of sexual desire before the law of numales.
Will I, ANON, be able to get a name like this one day?
What I also need is the lives of more than 36 numales who have been keked, because those who have been keked harbor a strong weakness within.
There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:
Spiraling down
Open marriage
Ruined life
Wii U
Open marriage
Gamergate
Open marriage
Single forever
Alimony
Bisexual
Wife's son
Open marriage
Single forever
Secret bull
I'll engrave these words onto my name so I won't forget them. What it most necessary is "GET"; I must have the GET to guess my name momentarily. As it is checked, my name will absorb the masculinity of the 36 numales and will give birth to something utterly not mine.
Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 words that my untrustworthy wife will utter... My wife will not trust me and I will become her "son".
Lastly, I need an appropiate location. North latitude, 35 degrees, West longitude 97 degrees,
Go there and wait for the Name...
That's when JUST will come.
It's me
Cuck get.
I've fucked many men while having a wife so I might be him.
>>332824648
>>332824758
>>332824838
Let's do this then
>>332823836
THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER WANTED TO BE ANTHONY BURCH
WHERE'S MY WIIU
>>332825017
Maybe you did but didn't notice
MY WIFE'S SON
Pack up your bags kids, it isn't happening.
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>332825037
YOU SAID OPEN MARRIAGE 4 TIMES ASSHOLE
Thank god
Remember to post with an anime girl reaction image. If someone does eventually get it, then that anime girl with forever be tied to Anthony Burch, ruining her for whatever faggot
I WANT TO BE THE KEK
SUMMONING
CAN WE GEt MUCH HIGHER
I mean come on, it's 2016.
what's the real Anthony Burch story? could someone summarize it for me?
I JUST WANT TO STOP GETTING GIRL NAMES, STOP IT ALREADY! I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL!
No.
Sorry guys, I had to drive my wife out to her blacked.com shoot.
I'm here lads
>>332824839
are your fingers so trained to type bbw that you couldn't type bbc correctly?
Are we sure Burch is even in the pool of last names?
BURCH
To busy lamenting the loss of one's Wii U
>>332825241
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>tfw you roll Anthony Birch on 4chan
>your forcibly sucked into his life to continue on in his place
How would you cope?
>>332825206
i'd rather have him forever associated with filthy space commie xenos
thank you 'no god' for not making me anthony burch
>>332825254
See guys, I'm not the only one who things wife sharing is nothing wrong or weird.
I'm happy i'm not Anthony Burch
Hi everybody, have you bought my masterpiece, Borderlands The Pre-Sequel, yet?
>>332825318
Yes, someone got Antonio Burch in /a/
>>>/a/139443607
hi
Im trying my best
You know if somebody gets Anthony Burch then this new theme wont revert.
Hell be fine
Make sure to prep the bull. Its what old Burchy boy would want. Also give away your wii u
MY POOSY IS BIG
I'm in an open relationship with my girlfriend.
>>332825206
nope.avi
>>332825318
It is, I've seen it.
Anthony Burch here, what's going on in this thread?
>implying
>tfw no wii u
It's not going to happen guys, just give up.
Ok, here it is
lol ok lemme try that rollan shit
rolllaaaaaaan xD
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch
>owning a Wii U
Stop calling me names
>>332824598
Sure you did, "Donald Cocks".
I still keep this by my bedstand.
>MFW im not Antionio Burch
>>332823836
But I really don't want to be Anthony Burch
>nobody will be anthony burch
>tfw I'm Anthony Burch
Allllllllllllllah
>>332823836
if we all hold hands and wish with all of our hearts, maybe, just maybe we can keep the name thing going for... for just a little longer.
stop acting like idiots, there's only one Anthony Burch, and it's probably among us because today is the only day when he can't be Anthony Burch somewhere.
This is real /v/ if you get Anthony Burch you ARE Anthony Burch.
you guys are all fucking autists
>this thread
>>332825650
yeah, but you have zero trophies to your name and only one testicle
>>332825650
DOPING BIKER GET OUT
>>332825650
Ayyyyyyyy
Can we finally admit memes in games are funny and clever?
>>332825650
BICYCLE MAN HAS RISEN
>>332823836
No matter how hard you try you thankfully will never be Anthony Burch
>>332825650
I'm going to cum and put it in my own mouth, swish it around, then I'll spit it out onto a sigil. this will summon the foul Burch beast
>>332823836
Is Burch even a possible last name?
Faggots.
>>332825650
And you have no biking trophies
>>332825650
dem cagers amirite
pls buy my game
>mfw Anthony Burch
Cuck is luck
>>332825650
How are those balls doing?
>>332825650
>only half a testicle.
>>332825702
Except me
>>332825650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q
Will it happen or won't it not will.
>mfw I'm not Anthony Birch
>>332825858
Yes
David get
Serious post, I don't get the april fool's thing. What site is 4chan supposed to look like right now? I genuinely don't get the joke.
This is the shittiest this board has ever gotten. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>>332825650
ONE BALL
N
E
B
A
L
L
HE HAS RISEN
Im here niggas
>>332825943
>Ashley
We are getting close.
>>332825883
>preston
INFLATION FAGS GET OUT
>>332825858
i seent it
>>332825650
FUCKING CHEATER
fallout wasw a mistake
>>332825943
HEY ASHE WATCHA PLAYIN
>>332825990
Google+
NEVER EVER
Someone must be Burchboy
>>332825990
reddoit
>Any of us could be Anthony Burch
If post ends in 6,
Anthony Burch is not real
hi
RELEASE
Summoning Anthony "The cucklord" Burch
I'm a cuck
>>332825924
One testicle is bad enough, but half of one? Shieeet
>>332825650
You need to have both balls to post here
Hello
RISE ANTHONY, RISE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
lmao?
behold
my true power
Here I am
>>332825650
>/int/ didn't get Alberto Barbarosa
>/v/ didn't get Anthony Burch
>/pol/ didn't get Donald Trump
>/tv/ didn't get Bill Wilson
Is meme magic dead?
Seriously though Burch , my friends and I were talking and we really think it would be in your best interest to just kill yourself
>>332825990
Google+/Google's material design. Moot works for Google now
>>332823836
>mfw I AM anthony Burch
>>332823836
There was an Antonio Burch on /a/.
I can't believe everyone actually wants to be Anthony Burch. Every time I post now I'm afraid it's going to be me.
>>332826036
>We are getting close.
Then we'll need more rolls.
>>332823836
Is it even possible? I haven't seen "Burch" yet.
>>332826013
It was worse during gamergate .
At least this is over soon
>>332826186
Yes
Narukami Yu get
>>332823836
>yfw you're not Anthony Burch
>>332823836
I AM BECUM ANTHONY BURCH
OH PLEASE MIGHTY GOD OF MEMES MAKE ME ANTHONY BURCH
The cuck to end all cucks
It won't happen OP, stop trying
>>332826251
Nah
Antonio Batch Here
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
>>332825650
Freaky Friday
post faster you idiots
meme magic is come
OH NO
>>332825650
Don't worry, I Anthony Burch, knows what it's like to lose everything.
KING KEK BURCH HERE
>>332826186
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IT
I AM RISEN
praise kek
>>332826186
We got moot and Austin Powers, /TV/ got Chris Chan
And now we get Todd Howard, rolling
PC gamers are all cucks
I am not Anthony Burch
There is literally nothing wrong with having your wife taken from you by a black bull.
THE FIRE RISES
it's useless /v/, just go play games fuckers
just cuck my cuck up
It's okay, I'm here now.
>>332823836
fuck my life
here we go
if 7 no one is anthony burch
here (you) go, buddy
god dammit
I'm not a cuck
turns out Anthony Burch was in you all along
>>332826186
>/fit/ didn't get Lance Armstrong.
Burch get
he'll be fine
If I'm Anthony Burch then you all have to officially recognize Bernie Sanders as your lord and saviour
GOD I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS FUCKING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN
I'LL TAKE THE ANTHONY BURCH BULLET
>>332825990
Google+ it's in reference to moot being hired by Google.
>>332825650
Ayy lmao
>>332826376
matadors live a hard life
Arise Chikun
>>332823836
Anthony Burch is never going to show up, stop trying.
LOLI BEST FETISH
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
Nothing will beat Charles Charles
KEK-A-DOODLE-DOO
true cucks
>>332826413
Howard philips get
WAKE ME UP
Rolling for Joaquin Loera
