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A's
Closest MLB player to my name wins the 2016 mvp
>yfw the mets miss the playoffs
>>66513760
Someone was Cameron Beltran in the last thread
red socks to win the world series
>>66513760
Lee Trevino confirmed 2016 MVP
>>66513760
Luis Severino?
my name is the 2016 NL Cy Young winner
>>66513741
>Frazier
>>66513767
>Dickerson
>>66513771
>Saunders
>>66513783
>Gonzalez
we /mlb/ nao
>>66513821
Jk this one
>>66513839
The first full name we get for an MLB player will be this year's MVP
I will hit a home run off Kershit in NLDS Game 1
what opening day game are you most looking forward too?
>all these girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, GET OFF MY BOARD
>>66513947
>looking forward to an opening day game that your team isn't playing in
>>66513964
sexist cis scum faggot
>>66513966
not just enjoying baseball
kershaw get
>>66513706
2 days bros
>implying any of this will happen
sneks win it all this year 2bh
>>66514345
TYB Doug Padilla and Dan Szymborski
>>66514345
I'm surprised there isn't any outrageous picks to win the world series. It's the same 4 to 5 teams per league.
>tfw marlins meme another championship
>>66514345
It's all over the place this year. It looks like ESPN is falling for the >even year meme too.
>>66514345
Seeing the Cubs plastered all over that makes really anxious
>Carlos Beltran, A-Rod, Adrian Beltre, and Jimmy Rollins all make it to the HoF in my RTTS career
The other ones make sense, but Jimmy Rollins?
>>66514500
>yfw we may see the Cubs win the WS in our lifetime
>>66514405
Someone believes. I guess one of us will have to.
>yfw the Astros are rated 1st overall in MLB 16 the show
9 ounce balls
>>66514665
Who are the top 5 teams?
mets desu
So what did your teams do for April fools today?
https://mobile.twitter.com/whitesox/status/715931779580960768
Got a chuckle out of me but am more looking for the sjw backlash because muh racist stereotypes
>>66514506
>A-Rod
LOL
>>66514736
Both Bonds and A-Rod will make it.
>>66514640
>>66514711
Using live rosters
>Astros
>Giants
>Blue Jays
>Cubs
>Dodgers
Using Current rosters
>Astros
>Giants
>Dodgers
>Blue Jays
>Cubs
>>66514794
LOL
>>66514730
kek
>Rick Monti
>@whitesox ah, nothing like a good Italian stereotype to piss me off in a Friday
ayy, get fucked monti
>>66514880
>>66514730
>>66514730
Lol they sure fooled us
>>66514852
Even the developers are falling for the giants even year meme.
If i get a players name, his team will win the eries
>>66514866
it will happen, you just need the retarded old guard to die off
My name will get BTFO in the playoffs
>>66515287
>woman
>in the mlb
>>66513879
Carlos Correa?
>tfw Gints-Cubes stream wont load
fucking broken Eurocuck streams
What the shit is this new layout
>opened ng day in 3 days
>>66515405
Oh wait, april fools. nevermind.
>>66515407
get hype
>>66515407
Feels good.
>>66515238
>>66515238
>Mexican supports illegal activities
Poetry
>>66515343
Due to Rob (Wo)Manfred and his quest to pussify baseball even further (see takeout slide rule), this is actually a possibility.
>>66514730
Gave away opening day tickets
>>66515450
We already have that softball player during commentary for ESPN. It's only going to get worse.
>>66515469
commentary doesn't really bother me desu
women are capable of being just as knowledgeable and not annoying. Most arent though.
>>66515450
What's wrong with women in the MLB? I coach a little league team and there's a girl on my team and she can bomb it better than some of the boys
>>66515496
kek
I guess if there's a woman capable of playing dudes then fair enough.
I just don't want the league to make it easier. I don't want a shitty watered down league that panders to women
>>66515496
Have a (You)
>>66515493
Hello cuck
>>66515527
Na of course not, no rule changes. I just don't see women becoming pitchers tho honestly, outfield or like SS or 2B mostly
>>66515496
Surely she will remain just as competitive through college and into the majors
>>66515613
If she keeps at it and works hard I'm sure she will
>>66515566
Fuck off, I said most aren't and I've never heard one on tv that I liked
>>66515572
Yeah she'd have to be a real bull dyke to even compete
>>66515641
Jessica Memdoza replaced Schilling last year and she's shit. Do you even watch baseball?
>>66515671
Did you read what I said at all?
>>66515671
she's much better than Schilling, though it'd be hard to be worse than him
>>66515685
Hello SJW cuck
>>66515701
shut up Amelia
>tfw you don't have based Len and Bob working together anymore
>the roid sux are literally paying $38 million dollars this seson for 2 bench players and a AAA scrub
>>66515721
Cubs?
who is /maeda/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfH0gAuoyuc
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/seasonpreview_wsbluejays/why-toronto-blue-jays-win-world-series
I think I know who is not going to win the world series
>>66516434
I spent the whole day looking at names on boards and shit
Clayton Kershaw is a possible name in the pool
Guys.
>>66516511
>only 8 hours left to get it
MULTIPLE
>yankees name sabathia 5th starter
top kek
>>66516253
Yes
I miss Bob, he was hokey as fuck
>>>/mu/63733595
What's Jon Lester doing on /mu/?
Can the Cubs win it all this year?
>>66517024
>a guy projected cubs winning the ws
>zero games played
>actual NIGGERS believe
If im alex then the rockies win ws
1st for Royals winning the eries
desu I wouldn't mind if this layout stayed as an optional theme (though I'd personally stick with yotsuba b)
>>66516326
>homer
nice
>>66517277
>dubs
nice
>ad painted into the edge of the outfield grass in Vegas
orioles win WS if my name is george
Hey Guys, long time Jays fan here. Why dont pitchers just pitch the whole game?
Expos get a team in the next 5 years if my name is Dorothy
Cubs don't win another world series for 100 more years ifmy name is Steven
>>66517612
The Yankees will win if my name is Abigail.
What do you think Pablo Sandovals eats on a daily basis?
>>66517845
a cesar salad and some kale chips
>>66514345
>>66514640
>ottoman humor
Makes me lol everytime
>>66517845
What do you think Pablo Sandoval doesn't eat on a daily basis?
>>66517882
kek well said
Could Sandoval out-eat Billy Butler?
I get a hunch Pablo would win with seafood, Billy with BBQ.
>>66517845
Anything he sees
>>66514345
anyone who picks the marlins to make the playoffs is a retard
they have no depth at all, maybe the worst offensive depth of any team in recent memory, capps is gonna get tommy john, they have no chance of competing in september
>>66518006
>runner hits triple
>winning run 90 feet from home
>Sandoval eats him
>pinch resolved
>Season starts in 2 days
Who else hype?
>>66514444
Quads quonfirm the even-year dynasty
>basedball is back
>>66518112
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
BASEDBALL!!!!!!
Hello
Go Mariners.
>>66518112
>>66516838
They were based. Especially when they would try weird foods at different ballparks
>>66518112
Awww yeah
>>66518044
>tfw Stanton and Fernandez are stuck on that shitty team
Fuck I miss watching Vlad Guerrero
>>66518309
Ichiris HOF career went to die there
I guess its fitting since he built his career in the dosappointment of Seattle
>>66514852
>>66518344
>>66518387
You can watch shirley guerrero baby
>>66518387
Yeah you're right Shirley. The mariners only made the playoffs once I think during ichiros time there.
>the shitty of Seattle
Friendly reminder that he's the GOAT
>>66515629
I expected that kind of response from you, Sonja
Hopes/expectations for your team this year, /mlb/?
>Astros fan
>Hoping Springer stays healthy
>Rotation without McCullers is iffy
>White looks solid at 1b
>Still expecting worst case scenario of everything blowing up because all the heads are picking the Astros to win the West and a few picking them to win the AL.
>>66518577
>tfw no basedball team because no bandwagoner
>>66518577
another trophy for the collection desu
>>66518461
His rookie year, wasn't it? Also even with his stint with the yankees, he still didn't make another postseason smdh
>>66518474
At steroids, yes
Montreal Jays vs Montreal Red Sox gamethread where
>>66518577
>jays fan
>Boston or jays seem to be picked to win the division
>rotation is average but could surprise some people if Sanchez can improve on his command
>scared as fuck that Russell Martin might get injured and if he does they are so fucked because Josh tole is the backup (who?)
>offense should carry them just like it did last year
>I would give my left nut to see tulo play an entire season without sustaining an injury
>pretty intrigued to see a full season out of Ryan Goins and how he can improve with his bat
>>66518577
Mariners
Hope for playoffs
Expecting dissapointment
Same system every year
>>66518629
Yeah it was. And I think he did with the Yankees in 2012 or 2013
https://youtu.be/zHMh0H546lY?t=56s
What did he mean by this?
if my first name begins with C, red sux finish in last
>>66518821
Red sox ws confirmed!
METS STAY WINNING
>>>/v/332818951
LEADOFF MAN
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
RAISE YOUR DINGERS
>2016 NOT RAISING YOUR DINGERS
>ISHYGDDT
>>66518704
>Red Sox
I don't understand why they're being picked to win the division. Adding Price and Kimbrel didn't solve their problems, it didn't even address them. Yeah, the rotation wasn't great, but adding Price doesn't make them a contender all of a sudden, and the line-up still has Hanley, Sandoval, and Pedroia. Maybe Pedroia just had a bad year, but it could be regression too. I just don't see it, I don't think they're good enough to win the East, not unless the Boston Marathon gets bombed again
>>66518926
Boston's rotation is pretty terrible. If it weren't for price they would have the worst rotation by a country mile in the AL east quite possibly the entire AL.
If I have a girl's name then the yankees will finish last in the ALE
wew
>>66519015
Bob can be a girl's name...
>>66518751
You copied the url too late, you need to start at 0:45
>Taylor Teagarden suspended
perhaps there's some truth the the AlJazeera accusations
SAY MY NAME
>>66519181
shut up, Eula
>>66518577
>White Sox
>hope for .500
>inevitable disappointment
RAISE YOUR FUCKING DINGERS SPRINKLERHEAD MAN IS AT IT AGAIN!!!!
Who
D I N G E R S
I
N
G
E
R
S
here?
>>66519356
>dingers
>read niggers
>Donaldson's hair
Oh my fucking god
>>66519356
>dingers
>against Boston pitching
Itsfuckingnothing.png
>>66519345
>Sale and Rondon
>No idea what the field or offense looks like
Thats a shame, that could be a nasty 1-2 at the top of the rotation if Rondon gets better. Fucked if I know what the ChiSox have other than them tho
>>66515343
Some French girl actually registered with MLB internationally. She's eligible to be signed.
>>66515496
The problem I have with this is things like charging the mound, takeout slides, collisions, fights, etc. It's socially unacceptable to hit a woman for any reason whatsoever according to white knight faggots, but if you let a woman beat you up you're a bitch. If a woman in mlb gets hit by a pitch and charges the mound, what the fuck is the pitcher supposed to do? Fight back? No, he'll be seen as a monster. Just take it? No, he'll be seen as a bitch. Run away? No, he'll just seem like a pussy.
>>66519633
Im convinced that woman pitchers in mlb will be the final push for NL DH's
>baseball when?
>>66517916
I think he would just eat Billy Butler instead out eating him.
>>66519752
I don't think so. Rob would probably be too afraid of the feminist backlash. "Women can hit just as well as men can!"
>>66519854
In fact, if women pitch in the AL they might try taking away the DH. How glorious would it be if everybody had to play the whole game?
If a woman ever plays in the MLB she will not be a pitcher, velocity is more important than ever now, and women top out at around 80 MPH
>>66519963
>women hitting a 95 mph fast ball
Yeah okay.
>the city Jonah Keri's voice
Sneks gonna win the division
>>66519963
>velocity is more important than ever now
>>66519963
So light hitting shortstops?
Hotter versions of Brendan Ryan?
That toronto girl
Hnnnnngggv
>>66520009
>>66520100
exactly, weak hitting, but good defense, good walk rate, and speed
good speed is what would probably get her the call up
Munenori Kawasaki comes time mind, but younger, more speed, and a vagina
>>66520079
hmmmmm
>>66520181
basically a scrappy small ball player
>>66520210
I don't get it
>>66520271
They look the same
>your team will never have a qtπ leadoff hitter
What's wrong with mookie betts face
When's Zach Wheeler expected back?
>didi spaghetti all over again
IT'S OVER
>>66520523
All star maybe?
>tfw mlb name
>>66521035
Too bad buddy
Kersh get
>>66521105
>he hit .110 in little league and never recovered
good job beaner, now go get my fries
>>66521105
>Bonilla
Neat
Gibs me dat
First person to reply with a timestamped pic of their teams hat on a dog wins the eries
>>66521220
'no'
I'm considering going to a Mets @ Phillies game this month. I'm a Mets fan. I'd be alone. I'd be wearing Mets gear. I'm very quiet and mild-mannered.
What kind of experience should I expect?
>>66521319
I dont need your permission Canada
I was just asking to be nice
>>66521375
you do need my permission because you need my blessing to allow your dingers, since we own the rights to them
>>66521483
With your pitching i dont think anyone neds permission for dingers
>>66521567
could say the same for you
>>66521601
Baltimore has the worst pitching in the division I'm not sure what he's talking about
>>66518926
I don't get how it seems to be universally agreed upon that muh O's are going to be in the basement this year. Our lineup has improved (even moreso if Rickard continues to be an OBP machine) and we kept O'Day so our bullpen will be just as solid as last year.
Our rotation could still potentially be shit but it could also be average, and we were a .500 team last year with a shit rotation so...
It may just be fanboyism making me delusional, but I really can't see how a shaky rotation automatically puts us at #5 when we have probably the 2nd best offense in the AL behind Toronto, elite infield defense, and 2nd best bullpen behind the Yankees.
JUNICHI TAZAWA GET
this name does do nipponese right cause of mook?
>Bombstob red cucks fielding
>>66521796
it was off the bag how is that their fault?
>Canada
>low test beta
Pick deux maple syrup
People keep saying he's shit even tho he's been the best batter in spring training. Maybe he just needed a change if scenary
>>66522143
>darrel
Niggers on /mlb/
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Casey Kotchman still plays baseball
>>66522189
Fug you
>escobar first pitch triple
God damn this place is dead
this layout is fucking terrible.
>test guy for roids
>test says he didn't do them
>suspend guy for roids
>>66522377
Hmmmmmgggggg
>>66522434
Who is Alex Rodriguez?
>flipping through the sports channels
>find random Georgia v. Alabama baseball game
>top of the 9th, 2 out, crowd on its feet
>quickly realize I'm witnessing a no-hitter
>first pitch
>Alabama kid golfs it off the top of the scoreboard in deep right
I-is it my fault, /sp/?
>>66522423
Because everyone is too busy with the April Fools stuff to have any actual conversation
>>66522456
You blew it, Eula
>>66522456
'yes'
>>66514345
What the fuck is Andrew Marchand doing
>>66522429
Yeah, this has to be an April fools joke, right? It looks like 4chan got bought by fucking google.
God, I fucking hate april fools day
>tfw working in my team's stadium
Who //mlb/ h2h fantasy league/ here?
draft room is open
>>66522820
B-more Bag Snatchers, here
>>66522841
sup pham
>>66514345
>Giants
Wait what. Where is this coming from? What did I miss?
>>66522873
Not much, waiting to make decisions I'm gonna regret later
A's/Giants where
>>66522916
mlb.tv is free for today
>>66522970
Meant gamethread
is the draft for the h2h league in an hour? I got an alert for it but I'm not home yet
>>66523004
Wait till the season starts.
>>66523014
45 minutes from now, but yeah.
>>66523014
45 minuets
>>66523004
>preseason gamethreads
shameful shit
>>66523014
>tfw missed it and it's probably full
Player with name closest to mine has his team plane blown up by ISIS
>>66523051
>>66523040
>>66523037
>that last name combo
>>66523040
It's only shameful when someone gets butthurt
Looks like I'll be shitposting in here boys
>>66523066
how's the lifetime b& going, Jenrry?
>>66523036
>>66523037
Thanks senpaitachi
>>66523066
It keeps going
Can I have an MLB name?
>>66523060
>1887 Detroit Wolverine William Burke
>team plane
Doubt.jpg
>>66514345
Jesse Rogers picked the Mets. That #triggers me
White sox score and lead padres 1-0
>>66523397
He's not the only one. Why does that "#trigger" you? Who is he?
>that vegas ballpark
>all those fucking ads
>>66523429
thx hawk
>>66523247
HOLY FUCK ALMOST, CHECKED
>>66523438
Benetti*
>>66514345
>falling for the cubs meme hype
>>66522377
/r/ing a Yankees Pacha
>>66523533
>>66523435
He's the ESPN Cubs guy. Wish he'd pull a Mike Ditka, that guy is fucking loyal
>>66523518
>knowing that character's name
I've watched that movie within the past year and even I only know him as the John Goodman guy.
>>66523568
>that pic
so the Dodgers are the Raiders of the MLB?
>>66523582
it was a good movie fampai
>>66523592
the angels are
>someone actually has to win the AL Central
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>66523592
No one watches your sport.
>>66523622
>not enjoying the goat sports combo of mlb and nfl
shig
Reminder the /mlb/ h2h fantasy league draft starts at 11pm est
Get in here, bros. 10 minutes.
Kenta mae2a
AROY: MIguel Sano
ALMVP: Robinson Cano
ALM(anager of the)Y: Scott Servais
ALCY: Justin Verlander
NLROY: Trea Turner
NLMVP: Jason Heyward
NLM(anager of the)Y: Joe Maddon
NLCY: Zach Grienke
The only true outcome
