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CHI:Marian Hossa (illness) won't play on Friday
OTT:Mark Stone will miss Ottawa's next two games
NJ:Devils to start Keith Kinkaid Thursday night
BUF:Evander Kane will miss the rest of 2015-16
ANA:Ryan Kesler picks up 4 points in 8-3 win
PHI:G Steve Mason records a gem in Flyers' SO win
VAN:NHL issues Jake Virtanen two-game suspension
CHI:NHL offers Duncan Keith in-person hearing
FLA:Vincent Trocheck will miss rest of the season
MON:Canadiens land NCAA goalie Charlie Lindgren,
SJ:Logan Couture's hat-trick paces Sharks to win
DAL:Jamie Benn scores two goals in win over NSH
>Cuckleaf
>4 posts early
autism
pulju
>>66495765
Poo poo
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>>66495689
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Somehow Americans manage to be more autistic than finns
>>66495894
>liking your country is bad
t. somali-finn
>>66495907
How white is America again?
NHLVerifierat konto
@NHL
@NHLBlackhawks Duncan Keith gets a 8 game suspension for slash on @mnwild Charlie coyle
>>66495961
lying ass nigga
how have they not said what his suspension will be yet?
usually the next day they say what it is
>>66495961
so he'll return in game 4 of the playoffs
good, that could cost them
>>66496015
it's fake
>>66495961
oh it's fake, well fuck me and fuck you son
>>66495986
>>66496030
>>66496013
He's having an in person meeting I believe and the government still hasnt let the public start using their teleporters.
>inb4 banned by the illuminati
>>66495961
>fake
Does he deserve 8 games? Probably.
Will he get 8 games? Fuck no.
>>66496045
I thought that was yesterday?
>>66495894
This has always been the case. We only pick on you because if we started calling out the Americans for autism, they'd pull forces and shit post this board to oblivion. It's best to just let them go on believing their opinions are relevant.
>>66496148
Holy fuck truer words have never been spoken on /hoc/
>>66496164
How about these true words:
NO CANADIAN TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS
>>66496148
>that flag
>talking about who is relevant
Wew
pls notice me amerikuns
t. canada
>saw someone in a ducks hat today
RARE FAN
https://youtu.be/lZD4ezDbbu4
Thank you USA for making NHL great again.
>>66496049
He does, but he's probably only going to get a fine
i cry myself to sleep every night, for i was born in this socialistic hellhole instead of america.
Yotes tbqh
>>66495689
>SHORKS
Also
>No Canadian team in the playoffs
reminder that this player should be BANNED from the league FOREVER for this EGREGIOUS foul
>>66496299
I cry myself to sleep whenever I think of 62% honestly, why can't we just have some place to ourselves?
>>66496336
what are you even saying?
>>66496299
>>66496336
>crying
Harden the fuck up, anons
>>66496362
The white population in America of course
>Rehabbing Seguin plans to go to Bieber concert
>>66496299
I wish we could combine the US and Finland into one mega meme empire.
>>66496217
To add to this, You can shit on America all you want, but at the end of the day that bumbling obese retard pf a nation owns your nation. That is the true salt in the wound.
hey
how many leaf teams are in the playoffs again?
>>66496383
the strongest men weep the largest tears. fuck off goober
Which prospect will the oilers ruin this year?
Autism?
Poo poo?
Or lame?
Mathfag back
Philly and the Pens might have a deeper run than most are expecting
Washington probably going to exit early like everyone's expecting
>>66496500
what is this based on?
>>66496500
Calling it right now the pens are getting to the ECF.
>>66496553
Memes
>>66496553
most likely it's based on only recent performance
washington hasn't been good recently, maybe they're saving themselves
>>66496500
Are you gay be honest
>>66496500
ur not the guy that did the math tho r u
>>66496648
@IneffectiveMath
>>66496659
ty ruskibro already follow him
>>66496445
All of them. They'll find a way.
>>66496553
>>66496624
It's based on the last 25 games.
>>66496648
Nope, found on twitter
>>66496636
I would like Filppula fuck me in the ass in then nut in my mouth no homo tho
>>66496689
probably just a girl pretending to be a guy desu
>>66496689
HORSE FUCKER
>>66496689
Damn now that is a beautiful man
>>66496689
>>66496719
faggots
>>66496738
its 2016...
memes aside, who can stop us?
>>66496738
>can't appreciate a mans beauty without wanting to fuckin him
I mean COME ON
>>66496761
non memes
>>66496761
Stars are a meme tho
>>66496764
why you gotta objectify them bro
>>66496761
>Stars in charge of goaltending
>t-take us s-serious
>>66496761
as much as I am loyal to the stars
through all the years they have always struggled with meme-tending which will again bite them in the ass
>>66496808
>>66496784
hey, how many Canadian teams are in the playoffs this year?
>>66496848
The same number of series wins the stars will have this year
>Finnish goaltending
>>66496761
>finnish goaltending
>>66496881
>Canadian "banter"
>>66496889
why are you doing this to yourself?
>>66496892
>americaitlyn """"""""hockey"""""""""" knowledge""""""""""
>>66496881
well meme'd f a m
>>66496910
lel we are the ones who came up with >finnish goaltending. Don't you know how memes work lad?
>>66497003
desu sometimes i get all confused with the high density of memes here
>>66496761
>explain a meme without meming
How does that work
Reblog and upvote if your team is in the playoffs and you don't have the queen on your currency
>>66496417
They don't own shit. It's one thing to go trampling around in some sand niggers back yard, but if they tried that shit up here there would be one hell of a backlash from other white nations. If USA thinks Canada is open game, then who's to say every other white god fearing nation isn't on the table as well. Plus, they are afraid we will side with Russia in such a predicament, which I happen to think isn't entirely a bad thing. We are long lost winter bros.
>>66497142
they would get their "white" house burned down again.
>>66496217
We're talking relevancy towards the sport of hockey. Besides "your" teams, your nation is the least hockey nation of all the frequent posters here. Finland, Sweden, Russia, and Canada are far superior because we can actually play hockey.
>>66496299
You'd end up hating yourself. America doesn't understand pristine wildlife. Their "wildlife" is confined to parks.
>>66496331
Yeah, they really should crack down on embellishment. It's getting out of hand.
>>66497195
Sorry 90% of our country isn't uninhabitable wasteland
>>66497195
We also confine our Muslims to Michigan
Is Radko Gudas ELITE?
>>66497338
elite at rustling redditors
>>66497338
Why do the Flyers scratch their 2nd best dman every night?
>>66497214
There are far more Muslims outside of Michigan than in the entirety of canada
>>66497366
Hakstol thinks Schultz is good for some reason
>>66497366
he's inconsistent and I'm guessing doesn't listen to his coach's instructions (because he speaks no english). I wouldn't mind seeing him replace someone though as he does occasionally show flashes of brilliance.
It's 5PM in NY and still no word on a Keith suspension
>>66496419
Czech's and Slovakian's confirmed for the only other goat hockey countries. They are worthy of Canada's sport.
>>66497338
>Mcd not being completely awful, while still being bad
surprised
>>66496445
>draft Matthews
>ruined
>Nurse beats the shit out of Pulju
>concussion
>ruined
>Laine
>ruined
>>66496761
Your "defense"-core
>>66497462
>there's a Croatian hockey player in the NHL
neat
Imagine the decrease in /hoc/ shitposting if America won the gold medal game in 2010 and if Hongcouver beat Bombston in game 7 in 2011
>>66497462
Who's the dutch player
>>66497211
>wasteland
>anything that isn't paved over with concrete
Buddy...
>>66497531
>core
>not corps
>>66497565
Sprong
>>66497565
Daniel Sprong for the Pongs
>>66497564
>America wins in 2010
>Vancouver wins
>rags beat the kongs
>laffs don't choke against Boston
What a strange place /hoc/ would be
>>66497338
Corsi is garbage without another stat to show quality of competition. Gudas most likely matches up against shitty lines, while Shultz and Medvedev (arguably Philly's best defensive dmen) get matched up against the other teams better lines and get dzone starts. Big surprise their Corsi is lower.
>>66497462
>Americans can't provide their share of points
>Canadians have to carry their fat asses
Not surprised tbqhaf
>>66497577
They still have shit either way you dress it up.
>trade good dman for Russell
Top KEK
>>66497462
wow this really puts things in perspective
>it's a canadians trying to make themselves relevant on /hoc/ thread
Sad really.
>>66497826
>>66497826
Would you shut the fuck up? I'm so sick of this int shit
>>66497625
Medvedev is a consistent healthy scratch (and also not a defensive dman) and Schultz is utilized less than any other flyers defenseman (other than Manning). Where did you get the idea that they get paired against top lines?
There's actually a good game tonight /hoc/
Preds vs Pens
Probably going to be the final desu
>>66498013
>either of those teams in the finals
Wew
>>66498013
the relocation to kansas city finals
>>66496148
>shitpost into oblivion
/hoc/ has been shit for a good 4 years senpai. Even American Divegrass has a better general.
Also
>Canada
>Ca Nada
>>66498013
>Another team laying down and dying for the Pens
>Good game
Lol
>>66495894
>Americans manage to be more autistic
>the desert is hot and dry
new meme name for canada
CupNada
tell all your friends
>>66498296
>friends
>>66498289
where have you been
>>66498226
>Even American divegrass has a better general
that stings
>>66498331
New zealand.
>>66498331
>e] [Auto] 1 new post
prob 'tending to the 'barb
>>66498353
did you visit your mistress?
>>66498381
No i did not go to grease to visit your mum
>>66497890
I was just going by the other dmen. None of them are good defensive dmen, so I just figured Shultz and Medvedev must be. Maybe Gudas is elite then, but then again, it is the Flyers, so who cares!
>>66498226
/hoc/ is undeniably the best general desu. feel free to go back to /nba/ or >>>reddit
>>66498411
notice I replied to your "New Zealand" post
>grease still getting rekt on a daily basis
>>66498013
I agree with you. Preds are flyiing under the radar right now but have all the tools to be a strong contender in these playoffs.
>solid D
>depth down the middle
>big strong forwards
>capable goalie
>decent amount of speed
>plenty of experienced players
They could easily get past a team like Dallas or the Sharks (who couldn't?), and would provide strong competition for St. Louis and Chicago. Kings and Ducks would be their toughest hurdle, but not impossible.
The Penguins making it out of the East is more than possible, it's a probably outcome at this point. But the East is such a crapshoot, who the fuck knows who'll come out of that meme fest. Flyers or Islanders may be in the finals.
>>66498353
Good post
>>66498226
It's pronounced Ka-na-ta. Means the "village". >We wuz Indians an sheeeit
>Flyers beat Caps in meme-out
"WE'RE THE BEST LOLOLOL"
>Flyers haven't beaten the Caps in regulation once this season
>Regular season series is 2-2
>Acting like you've won the Cup when you barely squeaked by, while fighting for your life, a team that's just experimenting with their lines
>Giroux elbowed Backstrom in the face, but he's above reprimand
Otherwise, nice win, Flyers. You got to play with your bully-style last night, but in the playoffs that isn't going to work. First round exit incoming.
>>66498411
K I W I
I
W
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>>66498506
>Too butthurt to realize the Flyers' Stanley Cup was eliminating Canada
>>66498506
>losing to the Flyers in a shootout
>ever
Should be embarrassed desu
>>66495689
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>>66498506
>got to play with your bully-style last night, but in the playoffs that isn't going to work
Uh, is this your first year watching hockey? Playoffs are all about the bullies. Refs always let more go in the playoffs. They are starting to let more go now to condition teams so they are ready for playoffs. Thats why they didn't call Giroux for love tapping Backstrom. Little pussy Europeans don't do so well come playoffs, why do you think the Sedin sisters could never win a cup for Vancouver?
>>66498506
giroux is a good boy
>>66497175
PATRIK KANE WINS ART ROSS
NO CANADIAN TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS.
HOLY SHIT DOES CANADA EVEN EXIST?
On a scale of 1 to Canadian-team-in-the-NHL, how fucked is Duncan Keith?
how can we save them from the frogs?
>>66498506
>capitals is gud boiz
>they dindu nuffin rong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTwPZMdFiJI
i-it's not like i WANTED to make the playoffs or anything... b-baka
>>66498584
Bishop should win the Vezina too.
If Tyler Johnson shows up this year like he did last playoffs, he could win the Conn Smythe.
Just bring all the hardware to the states already, this shit is decided
>>66498602
The butthurt and excuses from the Detroit trash is going to be glorious when they miss the playoffs in a couple days.
>but but but muh playoff streak
>#notalldrinkingwater
I hope Jordan Staal puts Eric in a headlock and noogies his skull into dust Jordan is the true alpha Eric is the beta brother. Jordan is going to beat him to death
>>66498585
I know this isn't how the NHL hands out suspensions, but I think missing the rest of the regular season, the whole first round and the whole second round or the first 5 games of next season if they don't make it past the first round would be a reasonable punishment
>>66497338
>corsi
Just no.
>>66498635
jordan get off the computer you have a game in like half an hour
>>66498411
Grease btfo by BSK
>>66498591
Give them Matthews. The fallout would be amazing
>>66498635
>>66498635
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>66498611
Kucherov conn smythe imo
>>66498628
the bruins are definitely losing their next two, sorry. st. louis and chicago and they couldn't even beat nj. i believe the wings streak will continue as a result of the bruins once again collapsing late season and krejci and spooner both being banged up. plus detroit's the better team anyways
>>66498653
I wonder if any NHL players browse or post on /hoc/
>>66498611
>speculating trophies to make yourselves feel relelvant
dont do this
>>66498689
I am okay with this
>>66498713
Probably Kessel
>>66498713
Barkov
It's spring time. Do you like your favorite team's shorts design?
>>66498718
>giving a shit about exhibition hockey
You guys are almost as bad as the Minnesota pedos that follow high school hockey. Disgusting
>>66498746
canada vs usa was the most watched hockey game in american history
>w-w-we don't care
>>66498713
We'll know as soon as we see a goalie mask decked out with memes
>Finnish goalie with Spurdos and >Finnish goaltending all over his mask
>>66498641
Someone could kill someone on the ice and they wouldn't suspend them more than a week.
>>66498775
When was this game I did not watch it
Only things that matter are actual matches senpai
>>66498786
Hey, Stevens tried!
>>66498790
>w-w-we dont care
>>66498786
I don't believe Keith will get the punishment I suggested, just saying that is what I think would be reasonable. He will get 8-12 games.
>>66498784
Anyone have the collection of spurdo Finnish goalers saying hi
>pekka
>tuuka
>>66498775
>bragging about getting the casual american tv public
I'm honestly worried about what autistic canadians like you are going to do while the rest of us get a couple more months of hockey.
>>66498802
I honestly dont because who cares about exhibitions? I'm literally way more upset that we somehow didnt qualify for the Olympics in footy
>>66498802
>I-I-I care a-about p-preseason matches t-too!
>>66498802
>redirecting because his entire COUNTRY can't even make the playoffs of their own fucking sport
truly pathetic
>>66498814
>try to claim you don't care
>get blown the fuck out
>a-a-autistic
my sides
>>66498815
>>66498827
>>66498828
>w-we don't care
never gets old.
can we please stop these stupid memes? i like canadians
>>66498847
>wants to get cuckolded by an american so much he takes the time to save pictures form the internet and rename them
All you had to do was ask
>>66498868
>w-we don't care
>c-cuck
>>66498849
Turn off the proxy Justin, we know it's you
why do canadian teams suck?
>>66498847
>i-i d-dont care that my t-team isnt in the p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-playoffs
test
>>66498905
>w-we don't care about hockey
predators at penguins
>>66498921
>>66498921
>>66498921
>>66498919
>I-I-I l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love g-g-g-gg-g-g-g-g-g-g-golf
>>66498932
are you deluding yourself into thinking you're part of the team?
>>66498946
I dont see how you could possibly construe that from my witty retort
>>66498932
>>66498946
do you guys ever do anything else?
>>66498896
>Taxes
>Winter
>No cups since 93
>Canadian dollar sucks
How do you attract players?
>>66498960
you're implying that I am golfing now. as I am not part of an nhl team I am not. are you playing hockey?
Do I have to explain your own posts to you, caitlyn?
>>66498962
I rarely post on spee but I dont have anything else to do rn
>>66498972
I was implying that you enjoy golf, not that you play it. Of course so much weed has destroyed the reading comprehension section of your brain and youve become a total mongoloid.
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>66499033
>I was implying that you enjoy golf, not that you play it.
how would I know I enjoy it if I didnt play it, caitlyn? Are you retarded or something?
They really didn't think this sign through did they.
>>66498932
I love golfing
>>66499078
Shocking revelation you can watch golf on tv just like you watch hockey you dumb shit ipso facto you can enjoy the sport without ever even playing it
There's no difference between the Predators and a shit team from the East. That's nice.
>>66499091
Same, cant wait to start again this year when it's warm out
>>66499097
wouldn't you enjoy watching it on tv then? It seems you're confused again, cait. I know it is surprising to an amerifat, but there is a difference between watching and doing.
>tfw Rick Jeanneret will die before the Sabres win Stan Leeb Owl
>>66499118
And i literally never said anything about doing you dumb stupid idiot
>>66499126
You said I enjoy golf, not I enjoy watching golf. That estrogen is ruining your brain.
wow americans are all very stupid haha
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
>>66499161
lol!
>rags getting out played by carolina
>>66499215
everyone gets outplayed by carolina
they just can't score and their goaltending sucks
>>66499215
>rags
It's disappointing really, Rangers probably gonna get BTFO in the first round
>>66499221
it's all about lundshit, everyone outplays rags
so they're getting double outplayed
>>66499226
I wish the rags were playing better so their fans would be all delusional again
>>66499235
eh, knowing the rags they'll pull it together in the playoffs to get killed in the ECF or SCF, like the past 2 seasons
>>66499289
>eh
you need to go back
>>66499215
>>66499226
Don't worry the refs will make sure the >rags win
>>66499107
>not living in the state of constant golf weather
>>66499295
canadians only say eh at the end of the sentence, eh
>>66499316
>>66499316
>>66499316
habs botls
can we trade Bob now?
anybody even want him?
>>66499313
theres this numale thing where they start sentences with eh or meh since theyre being sexist if they appear to be talking confidently so this add this little fag thing to the front of their sentences. they'll say ehh, blah blah blah just so its not like they have a strong opinion in case it hurts someone's feelings
they say it like ehh not ayy like canadians btw
did hamonic died?
https://twitter.com/ConIsles/status/715681232336654337
>5 mins played
>Barkov already with dangerous scoring chance and draw 2 penalites
>>66499400
no one knows with these knee injuries
he could be literally fine next game or his career is over
>>66499400
pretty innocent looking. but you never know with knees
>>66499358
I've been say eh for years before the numale thing happened
>>66499349
Tell me about KIKEL? Why can't he score?
>>66499349
give him to the Laffs, they could use a better goalie
>>66499418
well this can be your heads up to not look gay in the future
>>66499358
I dont even know what a numale is. I think you spend too much time on the internet my friend.
>>66499400
His value just went down to a slightly used Yakupov
>>66499432
i swear to god Eichel's goal scoring touch has been a big disappointment for me this season. Mcbust would have scored atleast 20 goals more than him.
>>66499466
its basically a male feminist
>>66499467
rather have a barrel of albertan oil
>>66499432
Goalies are nazis. Shutouts are another shoah
did canada really not have any teams in the playoffs? but they have like 10 teams
>>66499482
That can be arranged
>>66499485
7.
>yfw the same number of american and canadian teams missed the playoffs
>it's a random devils player i have never heard scores a goal episode
who are they and where did they come from?
>4 games in the first intermission
>no goals scored
Make deflecting shots with your stick a penalty
>>66499495
this :D literally couldn't name more than a handful on devils :D
>>66499502
>Laffs getting manhandled by Sablels
Artillery
BILL ALERT
TWO (2) GOALS ALREADY
>>66499586
He's a big goy
Tear your ACL anytime now Rinne.
>Cum Wad
Can this team do anything right FUCK
Let's get it started (ha),
Let's get it started in here.
Rick Nash will be a PPG player in the playoffs and bring the cup back too New York
>offseason /hoc/ tried to convince me that john tavares is elite
lel
>>66499665
I tried to post this accompanying image, but I accidentally the whole thing
BIG THICK DICK RICK
>>66499666
and they say germans are bad at humor
>laffs
NOW THIS IS HOW YOU TANK FAGGOTS
>>66499666
>rags
Face it man, Nash is washed up. A goal against the Hurricane doesn't change that. I'd love to see the Rangers win but it just ain't happening
