Wrong uniform and crest edition
One bong and five bings remaining, get in here cerotes.
>>66464597
Jesus
your crest is awful
>>66464597
>We lose
>The 5 Americans who actually care will be devastated
>We win
>JUST GIVE US THE CUP NOW
>>66464617
M-muh stylized Quetzal bird
Please don't hurt me Guatemala senpai!
I hope guatemala beats the amerifats in revenge for whatever shit the cia most probably may have done in the past to them
>>66464742
>tfw the Spain has yet to take soccer revenge on us for the Spanish-American War
>>66464742
Illegally took down Árbenz, placed a puppet totalitarian regime, and infected dozens of our peasants with syphilis to test mind control technologies 2bh
how many bongs/bings?
>>66464800
I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT!
>>66464800
I'm not hearing anything bad there, chum.
>>66464816
23 bings
>tfw too nervous to watch the game
>>66464742
>>66464800
>>66464831
>Hispanophone socialism
Not. Even. Once.
>>66464845
You know its really going to start at 7:30, right. 7:00 is just what the ESPN jews tell you it will be.
>zardes
we're doomed
>>66464876
Much like great President Donald Trump, they always arrive late when they feel like it
if the us lose I might lose my fucking mind.
>>66464800
We did you a favor tbf
>>66464800
>infected dozens of our peasants with syphilis to test mind control technologies 2bh
Fucking kek.
>Guatemala in charge of handling bantz
>>66464926
FEET
E
E
T
>>66464916
Where is Lee Nguyen???
>>66464916
Post Guatemala lineup
>>66464916
>kyle beckerman and graham zusi continue to be two separate people
Should do the fusion dance and save us the two mediocre players for a solid one
>>66464994
>Both players fuse
>Resulting player is 73 years old
>freedom still pending
>>66464916
>beckerman
>birnbaum
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
What happens if they draw?
>>66465116
We each get one point and go on our merry way
Also Klinsmann gets fires
>>66465116
Not nearly as bad as a loss, but still lousy.
>>66465116
usa is quite fucked too, they need to win to leave guatemala without points in this game
>>66465132
>Also Klinsmann gets fires
Daily reminder he's here forever
>zardes
JUST
i literally didnt know guatemala was a country until i saw this thread
>>66465151
Most people here just call them Mexicans, they all look the same anyway
>>66465151
>"""United"""" Kingdom of """"Great"""" Britain and Northern """Ireland""""
Andate a la verga pirata pisado
Why can't you just nuke the apes?
>>66464617
Yeah but crests do not win matches, so, bully for you.
>>66465139
>>66465159
Well meme"d if I saw you in person I'd fuckin drop you faggot
>>66465159
I think of them as shorter, dirtier, less dishonest mexicans
Who /nervous/ here?
>>66465139
>>66465164
desu 100% of the countries that have been nuked have transformed into global economic powers with dope cartoons and cool gizmos. We'd be doing them a big favor
>>66465174
>less dishonest
They're Mexico's Mexicans, Tyrone
>>66465185
What did he mean by this?
>>66465173
Its not a meme if it's true, literally zero can tell the difference or even care that there is a difference between Mexicans and Guatemalans. You're all wet backs to us.
>>66465191
He went to the John Terry school of "If you can't fuck them over, fuck their wives"
>>66465189
>The eternal Mexicunt chicano spreading propaganda
where the stream at cucks
>>66465204
gooby pls
>>66465185
lel what I mean is guatemala is usa's direct rival for the 2nd place in the group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
THREAD THEME
>must win game against Guatemala
>>66465221
I-I believe
Anyone got an HD stream?
bunker :
tiny
chat
/goattower
>>66465222
More like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KV1BIauCpzY
>yfw it never starts on time
>says game starts at 7
>they really mean coverage starts at 7
i hate this shit
>>66465255
it starts at 7:25
>>66465249
feet
>>66465250
All I did was posting a genuine song from USA and murricans, why the hate?
If the US gets btfo does Klinny get fired on the tarmac like Kiffin?
>>66464916
We are going to lose...
Who will be our next coach f a m
>>66465285
>hate
You wut m8
I just posted an equally meme song
I just want to be a memer too
>>66465289
Yep
>>66464916
WHY
WHEN HAS ZARDES DONE ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE ON THIS TEAM
>>66465289
Absolutely
Oh, we're starting Guzan.
So we're fucked.
>>66465309
Oh, sorry if I opressed you. Meme on.
I think we can all agree this will end in a cheeky 1-0 win for Guatemalos.
>>66465315
he had 1.5 good games in the gold cup.
>>66464916
>USA
>white
>>66465289
Sent to Guantanamo tbqh.
>all these games on youtube live
Who needs streams anymore!
>>66465327
What about a raging USA go 2-0 in the first half - aka THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD - and lose 3-2?
>>66465320
>tfw you could say this about almost every player in the lineup except dempsey
If we lose, I say a widescale carpet bombing of guatemala is in order
you know, terrorist hunting and such
guys i just farted and it smells like the protein shakes i've been drinking, what do?
At least the kraut is playing players in more natural positions.
If we lose I expect Gulati and JK to be fired on the spot.
>>66464916
>with our backs against the wall these are the 11 brave boys we trot out under the stars and stripes
gonna puke desu. It guess its our collective fault for assuming development of the program in this country was linear. I guess we are due for a noteworthy regression
>>66465315
Seriously where the fuck are Green, Iceman or that kid from Stanford?
>>66465364
Bottle it and sell it on homeopathy shops as an inhalable weight gain supplement
>>66465386
iceman is hurt i think and the theother two aren't that good.
>>66465351
>>66465351
You could say it about Dempsey too tbqh
>>66465365
I hope you enjoy your
>The USMNT will not fire Jurgen Klinsmann until it becomes mathematically impossible to qualify for the WC
Don't worry, we can all be non-WC countries together.
>>66465365
isn't beckermann a cb?
This team is fucking awful.
How, in a country with 350 million people, can we not get better players than these unskilled fucks?
>>66465386
Ice out for several months
>>66465386
julian green and morris are with the u23s
iceman is injured for the rest of the season
We're going to lose tbqh.
>>66465386
Trying to get sold to Milan, hurt and diabetic respectively
>>66465401
nah he has always played CDM for RSL and played well in Brazil in that role.
>>66465415
Capped, will quote and meme you when you are wrong.
>>66465407
mls is responsible for american player development
>>66465407
>US is soccer country
>best athletes turn to soccer
>win 20 WC's in a row
>return to real sports
>>66464916
>Yedlin on defense
Pack it in boys we're done
>>66465407
our player development system is awful
>>66465407
>350 million people
>these unskilled fucks
lel it's quite ridiculous when you think about it
>>66465407
All of our young talents play other sports or collegiate soccer. If you are playing in college it's already too late.
>>66465325
Shutup retard
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>>66465430
you seriously have to have an extra chromosome or two in order to actually think we'd be good just because we have baseball or football
>anthem sounds like it's sung by drunk people
>>66465407
No one wants to play grass fairy ball famalam. Doesn't bring the big benjamins or the groupies that apehoop, lardcollide, boreball, etc. do
>my game is fair play
even if you lose against Guatemala
you still can qualify if guatemala wins against Trinidad next matchday
it will never cease to amaze me how many mexicans and central americans are in this country. even in bumfuck middle america they spring up like cock roaches.
>>66465471
>implying that match wouldn't be fixed in that case
>>66465441
>unskilled
Our skilled people have better shit to do
>>66465407
This.
I know our country's education system isn't built to pump out soccer superstars like the training academies in europe but how the fuck do we not have some upper-tier players just based on luck due to having a huge population.
India and china have large populations but they're shit because they're countries don't encourage athletics as a pursuit.
>>66465407
Americans suck dick at soccer, that's WHO
REPEAT AFTER ME
I
>>66465407
We don't develop technical ability and creativity at young enough ages. So we have lots of raw athletic ability, but few guys who can string more than two passes together.
Actually we are now, but it is gonna take awhile to show up in the senior national team.
>>66465449
t. Murrican
>>66465479
>cock roaches
>>66465471
T&T has meme magic. It won't happen.
>these faggot soccer fans fucking up our national anthem
>>66465452
No we really would be fucking good if we had half the athletes in football. Skill position football players are talented as fucking shit
WHO'S READY TO GET ELIMINATED?!?!?!?!?!
>>66465489
BELIEVE
>such shitty chanting that they're constantly a verse behind
Ugh
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>>66465479
Heyo
>>66465489
I
BELIEVE
>>66465349
lemme get a link buddy
>>66465489
>*clap*
>>66465512
I BELIEVE
>>66465486
our development system is fucked at virtually every level
it's really quite amazing when you learn the finer details
>pay-to-play youth soccer
>3 month college soccer
>mls "homegrown"
stream where?
>>66465471
only if trinidad don't win today against st vincent in an upset
>>66465504
yeah you're wrong. ocho cinco was cut from a fucking mls team when he tried out
>>66465524
Hold your applause until the designated time after we finish the phrase please
>>66465536
>Takeshi's Castle
kek
>>66465543
>*clap*
>>66465536
lel
>>66465528
I BELIEVE THAT
>Nike kits
JUST
>>66465481
>a country with 350 million doesn't have enough skilled people for another sport
ridiculous any way you want to spin it
>4-1-4-1
Lads Guatamela isn't even going to try to score a goal.
>>66465544
>Takeshi's Castle
It's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
Those kits are cancer. I hope we lose as a fuck you to nike.
>Zardes
FUCKS SAKE
GUATEMALA STRONK
>>66465563
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>66465534
nope, I calculated it through
http://ultra.zone/2018-FIFA-World-Cup-qualification-CONCACAF-Fourth-Round#group=c
>zardes already fucking up his first touch
amazing
Pls dont disappoint me Guatemala
>>66465563
>>66465565
t. Jose Manuel Calderon
Which color kit are we?
where the fuck is pulisic?
>>66464916
why aren't all the spics here good at divegrass?
>"I never play players out of position "
>plays the same player in a different position
In one of these games Cameron was out of position
>>66465601
white
>>66465564
Created one of the best kits ever in the centennial kit and have been getting drastically worse every year since.
Note dame would booty blast both of these teams
>>66465585
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66464916
>no altidore
fire klinssman already. what a joke! We need a dutch coach.
Hope you do it Ameribros. I like it when you lot make it to the world cup
>>66465601
White, with the meme blue sleeves.
>>66465585
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
>>66465548
>We have a repeat offender in Section 7 Row 1. Moving in for removal
>Zardes
OUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>zardes
Here we go
>>66465619
those are literally gold. I have absolutely no idea why we only wore those for a year.
>>66465601
>kit
kill yourself compadre
>>66465612
too busy picking strawberries/participating in petty gang violence/shitting out anchor babies for a game of footie
>>66465610
Called in, on the bench
>murica
lel
>>66465601
we're wearing uniforms, not kits
>>66465612
all the good ones join mexico
>USMutantNinjaTurtles on telly
>weather is windy and blowsy as fuck outside
>dos are sleeping on the couch
>beer, green stuff
who /comfy/????
>>66465471
>Trinidad on 10
>guat on 9
>USA coming back from 4
'no'
where can i watch this shit?
>>66465631
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66465629
>meme it up in the group stage
>go out fighting to a technically superior team in the Round of 16
What would the World Cup be without us?
its gonna be 0-0 isnt it
>>66465658
livetv.sx
>Yeeandre Dedlin
>>66465650
>we
>being a full uniform wanker
>>66465632
>*jumps wall*
>*steal the wall in the process*
>*claps afterwards*
>>66465627
>>66465660
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66465666
>666
:(
>that wasnt a yellow
wow
>>66465664
exactly the same, but with fewer casuals
Is this honestly the best club klinnsman could put on the pitch tonight?
where is altidore playing these days? is he at least a possible substitute?
>bobby wood
literal who?
>>66465681
did he died
I think the new costumes are cute imo
>>66465612
American college/pro soccer is a middle class suburban sport
>>66465666
'yes'
>>66465654
>dying of marijuana overdose
please get some help anon, we've lost too many to this drug
3-0 USA Wins.
Wood (23)
Dempsey(44)
Wood (76)
Screencap this.
>>66465658
>tfw the USA and Russia are drawn into the same group and play the first match of the 2018 World Cup
>tfw President Putin and President Trump exchange friendly #bantz while watching the match
This has to happen.
>>66465698
>jozy's first touch
>jozy's "pressing"
>jozy's soccer "iq"
>>66465703
As is Euroball, Ricky Rubio
>>66465646
>shirt nr 11
>>66465699
I hope so. But then that kid that flew about 7.1 meters after being hit by a car didn't die, so I'm not quite hopeful.
>>66465666
>>66465666
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>>66465694
why is zardes playing
he literally has not handled a single ball that comes to him
is this a win or go home game?
>>66465681
is he ok?
>yedlin
why do we keep falling for the pacey black meme?
>>66465698
Bobby Wood is scoring lots of goals in the German 2nd division.
Jozy Altidore is doing nothing in the MLS.
Also
>Pitch
Its a fucking field asshole.
seriously, who the fuck at Nike thought "cottony practice gear feel with a completely uninspired minimalist design and pastel colors" was a halfway good idea
>>66465685
i want you to qualify just for that meme
>3 touches for Zardes, 3 fuck ups
Klinsmann? More like CANsmann
>>66465753
Yes, it is
we need a W to advance
Win or Lose Jurgen must go
>>66465719
Who's this guy?
I keep seeing his face all over 4chan
>>66465720
Trump has no chance of winning the election. If he does, expect him to get JFK'd. The GOP hates him and would have him killed so they could put whoever is his VP in charge.
>>66465761
plus Altidore has no business playing wide
>>66465757
>one of the few players who has enough talent to play in the Premier league
albeit its on shitty Sunderland, but he has been decent, nonetheless
>>66465761
oh ok, i haven't watched soccer since the last world cup. im excited to watch wood tonight then.
WHY IS DEMPSEY IN, THAT OLD FUCK NEEDS TO BE ON THE BENCH
>>66465730
What does he wear for Dortmund? 26 or something? I want his jersey
>>66465765
but he's black, fast, and has a crazy haircut. he's good!!
It's Motta's birthday today lads wish him a happy birthday
>>66465720
Putin will never respect Emperor Trump tbqhf. Probably won't even dignify him with any acknowledgment and laugh off the result if the US were to beat Russia.
>yfw WW3 begins during World Cup 2018
>>66465753
we can't be eliminated, but things will be very ugly if we lose.
>>66465728
???
>>66465779
Heh.
>>66465794
Happy birthday MOTM all matches
wow, he didnt hoof it for once
>muh cheeky heelpass
If Klinny gets fired, who would replace him?
Go all in or nothing.
Diego Maradona
is gyau still ded?
>>66465787
Don't expect anything, wood sucks
>>66465792
22 senpai
>>66465779
>not knowing Carl
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
GUATAMALA ARE A JOKE
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU CUNTS
It's over, lads we aren't going you the world Cup
someone post that typical guatemala webm, you know the one
>>66465821
make it happen, USA
>>66464916
>castillo
Should I even bother watching this game? FUCK
>>66465786
Green is on Bayern what is your point?
>>66465828
Forgot about him, and Corona. I think kraut doesnt like them.
>>66465838
i would cry i would be so happy
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