UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
MMADIGEST:
https://youtu.be/-GWOtRnK5a8
OTHER NEWS:
>Chris Weidman elaborates on injury and problems when he lost the belt
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11313034/identifying-gift-to-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-explains-why-he
>Lombard joins the middleweight division
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/27/11313016/hector-lombard-announces-move-back-to-middleweight-after-loss-to-neil
>Jones getting ticketed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11320164/police-bodycam-video-shows-emotional-jon-jones-get-ticketed-for-drag
>Cyborg fighting Leslie Smith at 140 catchweight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11318482/cris-cyborg-vs-leslie-smith-added-to-ufc-198-fight-card
me first
Hey missah Jones. You stay away from light way divishun mane.
trolely
Reminder that a high-carbohydrate, raw vegan diet is the diet of a true martial artist, and more importantly a true fight fan
30 bananas a day, MINIMUM, carb the fuck up, kants
And if you don't agree, THEN YE ON THE GAS
trolelly
Ariel,Amirkhani, and Bobby Green need to get dealt with.
TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
I NEED A MINUTE ON THE MICROWAVE
(so I can insert hotpocket)
YOU WILL NOT GET PAID FOR THIS
WHAT CANT BE DONE HE'LL DO FOR FREE
(so I can shitpost away)
lads I just noticed Conor has pretty bad early stage cauliflower ear on both ears =/
>>66449914
>>66449914
After seeing how Diaz vs McGregor went, I'm even more confidant that the favela frankenstein would prison rape Conor.
How do you cucks think Cruz vs Mcgob would end
>>66449966
Cruz by decision
>>66449948
Do you think DJ grew that beard to hide the fact his head is all kinds of fucked up? Just looking at him in that webm makes my skin crawl, it's like he's not even human.
>head shaped like a lightbulb
>skin on his face looks like it's stretched over his skull, like he's wearing it over his regular skin like a mask.
>those fucking "ears"
>>66449966
Cruz UD
>>66449637
>>66449816
>all people share neanderthal dna, it's just less spread in the small very rural tribes of africa
no. everyone outside of black africans have ~2-4% Neanderthal or Denisovan dna. black africans have 0. black populations that have been in non-black countries for centuries obviously have some but native blacks functionally have zero except in places around the horn of africa and north sudan where the population mixed with arabians for a long time.
neanderthals did have red hair but the gene that coded it for them is completely unrelated to the gene that codes it for humans.
>>66449966
If Cruz can avoid that left for two rounds, he'd probably be able to outwork a gassed McGregor for the decision.
>>66449966
I'm not a cuck, but I think McGoobs would win
i unironically like face the pain
i want to buy the CD of that stemm album
>>66449891
>mfw there are """"people""" in this thread right now that don't know about neanderthal DNA on modern humans, including your favorite white fighter
>mfw no face
>>66449966
Cruz by TKO (Death due to dehydration)
The Heem Queen has returned for UFC 198
>>66449987
That was a good fight, that whole fight card was pretty enjoyable
>>66449974
yet he managed to pull a qt wife that he has kids with
>tfw youre getting styled on by a manlet
feels bad friends
>>66450002
He has money, of course he's got a woman.
You wait until he gets JUST'd.
>>66450002
>implying DJs wife isnt taking big white cock on the side
>>66449926
lets not forget diaz is a skinny little faggot who would get bitch slapped by the trash tier of the middleweight division
>>66449994
i want her to rape me
>>66450017
Lmao, white boys cant compete bud
>>66450016
he's gonna be shilling extra hard on twitch to pay for dat alimony
>>66449974
its called dressing to your face/body
if you have shitty face, sometimes a beard can make you look more aesthetically appealing
its no different than dressing well, getting a haircut or pair of glasses that fit your face
>>66449974
He has a hot wife, who cares.
>>66450016
>>66450025
remember when Joanna got BLACKED?
>>66450037
its what conrad did to cover up his pimples
>>66450034
has anyone watched his twitch stream, is it good?
>>66450043
do you consider yourself black or white adan?
>>66450020
>a lightweight would lose to a middleweight
Shocking development, has watching king cunt conor lose fried your brain?
>>66450049
Yes, it's very good.
He was great on the JRE too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp9bQzl1Wk
Why isn't Sakuraba the meme hunter on your GOAT P4P list?
>>66450049
I saw some of his Twitch stream after the Cruz vs TJ fight. He was playing Bloodborne while talking about the fight.
>>66449974
jesus christ are you a serial killer you creep
>>66450043
She still is
>>66450070
No, I haven't got time to kill people. Some one has to stay home and watch my wife's sons.
>>66450025
>says a white guy
>>66449978
that's old research, like i said, phoenicans out of syria did it even longer before the original gene spread time research period, they traced different genes.
also
>>66449867
hit me up with one of those sync youtube video stream thingys, we can watch some wsof
>>66450096
Synchtube I think
>>66450099
what would happen if Conor got hit with a Hunt left hook?
>>66450096
>that's old research
link something then, because nothing ive seen indicates that black africans have any neanderthal or denisovan dna outside of a minority in border regions like the horn of africa.
>>66450143
he would be eating his potatoes mashed for the rest of his life
>>66450143
he would implode
>>66450155
I seriously think Latifi could destroy Jones.
>>66450171
I think you'd be surprised
>>66450171
u r dumb
Wew lads. I havent been on /heem/ for three days and i feel like a new man.
reminder to go out and live your life senpai
>>66450145
http://www.genetics.org/content/194/1/199
they got plenty, but it's from like 900 BCE and not the times of ancient egypt and neanderthals still laive
>>66450143
I hate to imagine it, but I hate to imagine it more without an old Batman sound effect added to it.
>>66450171
nah
>>66450143
heem dead
but imagine hunt hitting DJ with an uppercut. his head would come off
>>66450171
>>66450210
I also wondered about prime Cro Cop hitting Holohan with a body kick
>>66450126
it's old and busted.
who wants to watch every fighter on the wsof main card, and their feature prelim since the guys heading the prelims have both beaten the guy leading off the main and are far more interesting
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/tqtkob9gcka36l6o
i'm gonna play some highlight videos for a bit to stall
>>66450272
it's sound like when you step on an old pumpkin
>>66450272
>>66450289
>>66450302
daily reminder that Crocop got folded by my man Brendan Schaub aka "Big Brown" aka "the Hybrid" aka "Adam Sandler with down's syndrome"
>>66450325
crocop was always shit at defending himself
>>66450171
Is this nigga forreal? Have another (You).
>>66450284
well I'm starting right now.
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/tqtkob9gcka36l6o
>>66449966
Cruz is too fast for Mcgoater.
It would be a 5 round foot-race, ending with a Cruz decision.
>>66450325
king of shutting down other peoples BJJ game
>>66450069
>Why isn't Sakuraba the meme hunter on your GOAT P4P list?
Because most people here aren't old enough to remember him.
>>66450415
>>66450415
How was this not in my reverse cuckings folder?
>>66450388
LMAO based schlob
>manlet status: still not learning
>>66450442
been away from /heem/ for a while.
so is a diaz/mcgregor rematch confirmed?
>>66450455
>>66450451
>>66450433
I remember at the time I thought it was stupid and cunty of him but looking back its pretty goddamn funny.
>>66450457
basically
>>66450469
needed the ko, thanks anon
any more diaz bros?
Daniel Cormier vs Ben Rothwell
what would the betting odds look like?
>>66450180
same here, not since before the hunt/mir fight. same shit, different thread.
>>66450484
love the Diaz bros, between their fights and awkward public antics they are always entertaining.
>>66450496
DC -200
>>66450500
poor nick
>>66450451
>>66450469
what a funny fight that was. wish nick wasn't banned so he could give robbie a rematch before his chin breaks
>>66450496
Rothwell: -210
Cormier: +180
>>66450469
>>66450500
>>66450523
Only just noticed teenage Nate picking Nick up after he got the KO.
But yeah, it's crazy really that the UFC aren't pushing for a rematch between those guys, especially considering Nick was the WEC and Strikeforce WW champ
>>66450523
when you think about it it's kinda crazy how many flush shots he's taken in his career and his chin has held up. From Gomi, to Robbie, to Paul Daly. That's insane. I really hope to see him come back and have some fun fights. I would still like to see him fight Matt Brown.
Is there any good videos of Schaub getting BTFO? I just really don't like this guy, everytime he's on Rogan's podcast, he seems like the prototypical new age dudebro jackass.
>>66450194
interesting. that doesn't support your original assertion though that "all people share neanderthal dna, it's just less spread in the small very rural tribes of africa."
That study found that a single African ethnic group, the Maasai, have a small but significant amount of Neanderthal dna. And that's small compared to the lower bounding of 1% in non-Africans. Furthermore the amount of Neanderthal dna in tested West Africans was insignificant when compared to the already small amount in the Maasai. So yeah, some East Africans in proximity to the Horn of Africa have a tiny amount of Neanderthal dna acquired relatively recently via non-Neanderthal humans who already had some Neanderthal dna. Nothing nearly as extensive as you implied.
>>66450566
?
>>66450596
link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZB0ciiOxlw
new ye lads
who /yeandmma/ here?
>>66450617
So ISIS pussied out?
>>66450624
Not exactly. They're currently holding everyone on the plane hostage.
why do people in ufc use the expressions "it is what is" and "we'll see what happens" so frequently. Ive been watching some interviews and its like their reply to every question.
>>66450637
Fighters are fucking retarded human beings lad
>>66450637
it's just a conversation filler or something to say instead of "I have no idea what to think right now" You actually notice it quite a bit on shitty reality shows when they have a disappointed guy talking into the camera about some shit.
>>66450637
>gonna go back to the drawing board
>talk to my friends and coaches
>i'll fight whoever they tell me to fight
>>66450637
Every athlete says stupid shit like that. It's usually when they have no idea what to say
>>66450637
It'a meme you dip
>>66450633
they released women and children
>>66450637
the press obligations probably get super tedious so instead of giving a long winded explanation on exactly how they're feeling or whatever, they'll give you a short answer that a non-autismo can pick up on the meaning of
>Joanna accusing Claudia of steroids
>>66450701
ofc she is/was on the gas. Link?
>>66450730
https://youtu.be/JzQhI7WNBN0
1:47:35
>>66450742
Dude I'm not watching an hour and 47 minutes to get to that part, reupload it.
>>66450701
>caring at all about WMMA
>being a demasculated mess
pick two
>>66450746
Y-You know you can move it to that time R-right?
>>66450756
THEN HOW WILL I GET ALL THE CONTEXT YOU IDIOT
>>66450746
>>66450765
You could just go back a bit anyways here's a link from reddit
https://streamable.com/0drw
>>66450746
if you're a real fight fan you will
>Jon swearing at the cop and demanding the pen
He can't keep getting away with it
>>66450817
>that hairline
really weird
>>66450002
making your dog wear a collar inside the house. shame on you.
jon
>>66450934
what did he mean by this
dead thread
dead sport
>>66449937
There is literally no reason to not wear ear protection when grappling other than to "show off" your ears.
Fucking goofs.
>>66451020
you're also the kind of guy to wear helmet, knee-and elbowpads when going on a bikeride.
>muh safety
lads lads lads
Has anyone made a pic related for April yet?
HEEM 1: BALTIC NAVIGATION
>>66451055
No, I will later today probably
>>66451060
International HEEM championship 1: Those Balts
>>66451064
Thanks m8, I literally print them out and stick them on my wall at work.
>>66451030
It's not about safety, it's about not being insecure enough to deform your body so you can "show off" that you're a fighter.
Jon Jones is gonna be the first active UFC fighter to be shot by cops.
All it takes is one cop who doesn't watch MMA to pull him over and one Jones chimpout.
>>66450500
turn the fucking ISO down god damn it or at least up the shutter speed. i fucking hate these retards who buy an expensive camera and not know shit about using it correctly
>>66451127
Jones doesn't chimpout hard, he follows what officers say, at least from recordings and videos
Also rarely blacks will drive such expensive cars
BJ Penn literally finishing Sean Sherk and telling him that it was all over is one of the most badass things that ever happened inside and octagon.
A couple of months later, BJ's corner would tell the referee that his rematch against GSP was all over aswell.
THE PRAWDEEGEE
>>66451079
you need some neck gains
Conor's meme magic is gone tbqh
>>66451134
>t. High school Photography student
Who is the Adam Johnson of MMA?
>>66451169
>>66451292
I think you know.
it's 6:30 AM and i'm 100 yards from the atlantic ocean. you all better be sober, training and preparing for your STEM related job.
>>66451395
>tfw going to uni to tutor in an hour
kill me
what i don't understand is the ufc cant seem to have an event every weekend i mean its the easter break and they didn't have an event?
like then they have 3 events over a weekend or some shit??
like i never understood how they space out events so badly
>>66451428
MONDAY NIGHT HEEM, WORLD WRASSLIN ENTER-PAIN-MENT
>>66451428
there are some goofs who complain that there are too many events, clearly not true fight fans
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/mar/27/nick-blackwell-in-coma-title-fight-defeat-chris-eubank-jr
why hasn't this brutal, barbaric sport been banned yet?
why's he so based bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yFu5ZD32c
>>66451475
I think he actually did get fucked over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVo0EBdQSa8
>>66451462
That fight was a spicy bangeroo, if he never fights again he can be proud of that perfomance
>>66450469
>gets KO'd by that punch by the weakest striker in the division
>suddenly going 5 rounds and taking shots
yeah robbie lawler """isn't on PEDS"""
>>66451542
Literally no one has ever said Robbie wasn't on PEDs
>>66451542
>people this casual actually believe Robbie juices because they're jelly manlets
ole fat arms went from headlining a card to this
competitive dancing is almost as gay as soccer
>>66451542
>>66451581
Ok except maybe this guy
>>66451475
Are people allowed to swear at the police in the USA?
He is being a bitch black people are being respectful and getting shot and he's swearing at the guy doing his job and not getting any shit.
>>66451395
Majoring in Engineering here, la'
>>66451591
>h-he's just doing his job
what a good goyim you are
>>66451603
>h-he dindu nuffin
what a good cuck you are
Is DC going to win for all the law abiding white people?
>>66451619
>supporting laws
what a cuck
>>66451619
YES
O
U
ENGLAND'S OWN
>>66451611
>>66451603
I'm not being racist, I'm saying that blacks are getting shot for doing nothing and he is getting a cop doing his job like the cop is supossed to do and calling him all kinds of shit.
Even if you disagree with a cop you can do that in court, no use being a dick to people.
>>66450817
the cop was a fucking faggot, i wish jon heemed his ass before he could grab his gun
>>66451638
damn dude you're fucked in the head
>>66451475
>lose the attitude
>why's your car so loud
this pig is in for a heeming
>>66451634
GUD BOYS WHO DIN DU NUFFIN GETTIN SHOT
DEY NEED MONEY FO SCHOOL, WHY YOU GOTTA DEFEND YOSELF AN YO PROPERTY WHITEY
Fuck dindus, I hope they get exactly what they have coming to them.
>>66451634
wow thats racist
>>66451583
found the faggot
i bet you can put your palms behind your feet when you stretch cant you faggot
>>66451475
>i can't fucking believe you
>"well you better believe it cause im not joking"
kek DC wishes he had that banter
McGregor heems Diaz
DC dominates Jones
Rockhold heems Weidman
>>66451698
(You) wake up
>>66451698
1/3 aint so bad
RIDICULOUS
I
D
I
C
K
>>66451711
>>66451727
Hey pussy, license and registration!
>>66451669
>I can't fucking believe you
>"well you better believe it because I'm a huge pussy that's going to suck your dick, right Jon?"
how funny would it have been if the cop said:
"You're getting emotional Jon."?
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Free Fights Part 3
Ken Shamrock vs Matt Hume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5stbNT25_1g
Phil Baroni vs Rodrigo Ribeiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5_ZZclip8
Nate Diaz vs Robert Limon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1IZm0d3a7o
Marloes Coenen vs Fiona Muxlow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAItJ4mMttY
Sean O'Haire vs Frankie Parkman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNHx9CsFzM
Bas Rutten vs Ruben 'Warpath' Villareal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnxfgkMKeds
Bobby Lashley vs Wes Sims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxsZvbaU9Q
Sergei Kharitonov vs Tyler East
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6WcBLbQVhA
Frankie Edgar vs Jay Isip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9_ZTAwBZ0
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5MUYBLh-KE
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Z5BJJMqNo
King Mo vs Lorenz Larkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfFah1U5uVY
Jon Jones vs Moyses Gabin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1xq7OkEF14
Sean Sherk vs Darren Brudigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4htcW45_Dc
Anderson Silva vs Tetsuji Kato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVLRDj6w38
>>66451763
kek
>>66451773
i fucking hate these pigs, think theyre so funny and high and mighty
>>66451813
Yeah i know, they want to be respected so badly and bask in the power of their stupid badge and act all smug around bootlickers, some cops just wanna help people but the ones with marine haircuts/bald that walk around all smug are just power tripping cocksuckers.
Is there anything on this planet that can match the workrate of a fully carbed up raw vegan athlete?
>>66451845
one thats also on the gas
>>66451750
dc looks like the kind of guy who has a friend or a cousin in the force
>>66449891
> Cyborg
I don't really know her and can be wrong but it seems she is just a cancrusher to me.
>>66451891
It's wanderlei making a comeback in a wig
>>66450020
Google Rory Markham
can anyone recommend me a not well known spicy banger?
i bet you can't because /heem/ is full of casuals
>>66451996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhK9SrpNGBY
Absolutely fantastic fight
Khabib will publicly rape Ferguson
>>66451813
Hello tyrone
"On my worst day, I'll shitpost for two hours. I don't have hobbies." - britbong
>>66452040
>he only shitposts 2 hours a day
what should i make for breakfast lads?
>>66451591
It's called the first amendment, bitch
>>66452060
I had some oatmeal and water.
>>66451996
Rory vs Lawler I at 189 ;^)
>>66452081
>I
>189
>>66452094
Think something went over your head there Spain
>>66452110
ur mum's wasted tits
>>66452132
Bit rude and uncalled for.
>>66452094
Did you know that UFC 33 is arguably one of the greatest PPVs of all time?
>>66452104
I aint surprised motherfuckers
>>66452132
Imagine if you own mom read the trash you posted here. You done have to be tough all the time, dude.
>>66452132
whats up with your meme posts lately
>>66452140
i didnt mind it 2bh
>>66452150
So apparently Helwani got taken off air for a week because he attended a Bellator presser.
Jon Anik vs Dave Sholler @ UFC 200
>>66452150
More like what's up with /heem/ lately
You fuckers have gone nutso
>>66452167
Shane Mcmahon vs CM Punk @ UFCMania 1
>>66452168
What's up is no cards for 3 or 4 weeks
This usually happens to /heem/
>>66452168
its been pretty normal tbf
just a whole buncha casual influx since 196
also that one canadian last night who was "pretending to be retarded" about jones never failing a test
other than thats ees normal
>>66452168
3 weeks in between events is never a good thing
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11321068/nate-diaz-conor-mcgregor-rest-of-ufc-196-competitors-come-back-clean
>>66452190
wouldve lmao'd if nate popped
as the originator and father of the neetrex meme, I'd like to that the based photoshopbong for taking time to make good oc
>>66450155
villante is such a fucking cuck
>>66452226
At least he isn't some unranked goof like lawlor :)
>>66452238
>it's a Filthy Tom shits all over based Dan Kelly episode
He is my boy no longer
Fuck that cunt "Faggy" Tom Lawlor
>>66452245
Lawlor is a dummy complaining about not getting enough exposure and then goes and gives away the fight after the first round. Memes clearly do not equal merit.
>>66452238
:^)
>>66452245
missed that desu, sauce?
>I'm the only one here who can compete on a professional level
>>66452286
Dana is that you?
>>66452277
Wrestling Observer Radio, first one after Fight Night Brisbane
It's actually weird how much it comes off like the guy is severely irked by Dan Kelly
How quickly will Claudia submit her?
>>66452296
How many times have you heard a lawlor interview where he isn't bitching about something?
>>66452306
never you weirdo
>>66452296
can u give a short summary of what he said pls?
>>66452352
anyone else hate that roiding scumbag?
>>66452355
He failed a drug test?
>>66452364
No, but he did fight in pride.
>>66452377
>coleman will die any day now
>>66452352
Don't remember it too well but it was mostly the little things
>dead silent when the other hosts are describing the fight
>only chimes up to say that Kelly is the least athletic MW he's seen in a long time
>says "He's just... just..." and then goes quiet, sounds angry quiet
>host tells Filthy he should request to fight him then, Filthy doesn't say a whole lot, sounds angry and quiet again
Doesn't sound so bad when I describe it like that though but w/e
>>66452390
clever pedo posting 2bh, i'm not mad at it
how many people do you think i could get away with heeming if i join the marines?
>>66452431
ask luke thomas
GSP CONFIRMED TO BACK BY KENFLO!
(AROUND 33MIN MARK)
http://podbay.fm/show/706421907/e/1459227162?autostart=1
>>66452444
i aint listening to that shit nigga
>>66452393
if he's mad at him i bet something happened there, whatever tho, always stand with your boy senpai
>>66452444
Everybody is saying GSP is coming back, but I don't care until I hear him say it.
>>66452471
damn it feels good to be american
i still dont like hot dogs though
fuck gsp, give me lawler v nick II or fuck off tbf
>>66452463
Brendan: I think that... obviously who knows if he ever comes back even if he does-
Florian: He's coming back
Brendan: For sure?
Florian: yeah
Brendan: You think so?
Florian: This year ... not for UFC 200, but after that i think - maybe for the new york card
