UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
MMADIGEST:
https://youtu.be/-GWOtRnK5a8
OTHER NEWS:
>Chris "The Chris Weidman" Weidman elaborates on injury and problems when he lost the belt
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11313034/identifying-gift-to-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-explains-why-he
>Lombard joins the middleweight division
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/27/11313016/hector-lombard-announces-move-back-to-middleweight-after-loss-to-neil
>Jones getting ticketed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11320164/police-bodycam-video-shows-emotional-jon-jones-get-ticketed-for-drag
>Cyborg fighting Leslie Smith at 140 catchweight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11318482/cris-cyborg-vs-leslie-smith-added-to-ufc-198-fight-card
what did he mean by this?
>>66444696
DC would make a good strong father figure to Jon
>i am watching this thread
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
>>66444696
>what are you doing there with your pants unzipped jon?
>>66444698
THINKING THE SAME WOW OH J33Z
>>66444677
Jon's diet edition
>>66444750
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
>>66444812
YOU ARE FUCKIG LYYING!
>>66444827
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
so what happens if dj wins at 197, we get him and this fucking spicuck AGAIN?
>>66444703
>filename McFilthy
>Clearly says McLawlor
ariel got fired edition
You now remember John Morgan.
>>66444863
I bet you look like this>>66444891
>>66444703
That he and Conor both are losers
I made this last night, still got it open in photoshop.
Reply with suggestions, anything that seems funny or people want will be added,
>>66444981
maybe a trex instead of the gorilla/tiger?
>>66444997
trex instead of tiger works
gorilla has to stay imo
>>66444981
Tyrannosaurus flow
Flowtrex
Ebbing neet
>>66444981
neetrex
the neet
add trex head lad
has anybody created a leslie smith meme yet? ffs she deserves to be immortalized for her great courage taking this fight b4 teets and honda/holey
whic upcoming card are you most excited for?
mine is the khabib/ferguson card
>cum edition
Why haven't you been moved to /asp/ again?
>>66445030
None of them, you weirdo.
>>66445013
Or....
Mini-nee
>tfw i came up with neetrex in one of my baked shitposting episodes
>mfw people are using it
>>66444981
the text behind him could be a joke "The Lilliputian of Las Vegas"
>>66445030
Almeida vs. Garbrandt
>>66445036
#REKT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePnj7bk3jis
mini-neetrex
russian trex
the neet
Mcneetrex
Mcneet
Flowy-t
tyrannosaurus flow
neetflow
Flowrex
>>66445030
RIZIN 1
because I'm not a Zuffa shill
>>66444848
Interesting fact: Megan Olivi make Joe sleep in a dog bed at the foot of her bed.
>>66444981
>>66445013
This desu, change the text behind to say something funny
>>66445071
megan doesn't move away from the mic to suck in
>>66444981
Arms are too long
>>66444981
give him a black eye
>>66445068
Isn't it RIZIN 2 m8?
>>66445044
>>66445030
This
>>66445073
Yeah that's what I'm thinking of doing, what do you think about >>66445040 ? I think we could do better lads.
Also, >>66444997 Trex instead of the tiger? I'll try that, see what it's like.
>>66445088
>give him a black eye
Done.
>>66445083
kek
>>66445104
no you clueless mug
>>66445055
i watched the whole thing, she sounds hawt lads
>>66445080
lmao
Why are you haters so jelly of Artem?
>eatin stealin, limousine riding, jet flying, son of a bitch
>gets to spy on Dee in the shower
>faps to the sounds Conor and Dee make when they have sex
>in the UFC despite not being very good and making money
>stand and bang style similar to Mike Chang from Team BJ vs Team Pulver
>tons of Twitter followers
>gets to be in cool places because of Conor
>conor gives him twenty bucks on Saturday so he can have fun
>probably going to go to Bellator and get a big contract
>>66445106
keep the gorilla desu. Either replace the tiger with a rex or just put a trex head on there instead of the neet
>>66445133
>Goes to Bellator and becomes LW champ
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>66445106
I like Tyrannosaurus flow
>>66445133
>gets to spy on Dee in the shower
>faps to the sounds Conor and Dee make when they have sex
>conor gives him twenty bucks on Saturday so he can have fun
KEK
IF I pull guard, will you die?
>>66445175
It would be extremely painful
>>66445180
For you
>>66445030
Jones vs DC 2 by FAR
>>66445175
shit nigga I'll let you mount and I'll still tap you out bitch
If Conor McGregor goes to Jackson's somehow and takes Artem with him would Artem become a world beater? He's got tons of power and a fucking adamantium chin. Plus Greg isn't a fucking self taught meme coach like Kavanagh who hangs out with his fighters and actually trains them.
>>66445195
That sounds pretty homoerotic
>>66445199
4 u
>>66445218
4 jon
>>66445197
the dinosaur would claim his way back to the top of the food chain above the monkey hue lad
JON JONES
daily reminder
>>66445306
She has a point tbqh
>>66445197
All of Jacksons fighters keep the distance and fight smart, what isn't Lobovs style nor is he capable being effective with such a style
The Russian otter needs to be aggressive and flowy
>>66445341
submissions should be banned, cheap moves imo
DC : The order I made with Popeyes lists 13 piece fried chicken, mashed potatoes, chittlins,waffles, macaroni, four biscuits, watermelon soda, a slice of pecan and pie, for me salads for my men and Dr. Portal. But none for you!
[PLANE DOOR OPENS]
Dc: First one to talk doesn't get their dick sucked!
DC: Who paid you to grab Dr. Portal? [No answer, DC begins unzipping his pants] He didn't cum so good! Who wants to cum next? Tell me about Jon !! Why does he drag race!?! A lot of loyalty for a coke head !!
>>66445306
She doesn't look very fast desu.
What did he mean by this?
>>66445388
>>66445388
6/10, is the best I can do.
>>66445402
Dana looks at Jon the same way Joanna does
>OH LOOK JBJ CHIMPOUTS AGAIN
>>66445199
Nothing gay about two toned, muscular, sweaty bodies panting while trying to grapple for dominance.
>>66445433
Better than another
>it's Conor posts something on Facebook
>Nate gets asked about Conor
>Ronda contemplates suicide
>another fighter fails a drug test
episode
>>66445420
Agree with this
>>66445106
>>66444981
Not too sure about the trex tatt, but here's what i have so far
>>66445433
Somebody needs to shut his driving down honestly. Like his family needs to step in and make him buy a civic.
ERROL HOWANEE
I hope you guys have a clean night, touch butts if you feel. Follow your own fantasies.
>>66445462
>that wrist tattoo
Kek
>>66445465
Or just get him a driver, he can easily pay for it
The cop who pulled over Jon probably knew who he was and thought he could get money by selling the footage to TMZ
When did this jones video happen?
>>66445477
just shut up
>>66445488
A week ago
>>66445488
Few days ago
>>66445491
Hey DC, good luck with the fight man
>>66445462
trexbtattoo is breddy gud
try adding some blue to the black eye or something plox
>>66445488
3 or 4 days ago, he mentioned it happened today on Ariels podcast and then a few minutes later the video came out
>>66445494
Lads I don't think he's gonna make it for 198
>arent antibiotics supposed to make you feel better, shut up
>>66445433
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
>>66445529
If I was an MMA fighter I wouldn't be able to resist heeming the cop in a situation like that if I KNEW it was bullshit.
Not that Jones isn't guilty. He's a career criminal at this point.
>>66445555
You'd get shot, you idiot. Just STFU and take it like a good little cucky and you can make your case in court.
>>66445488
>Jon was out about in Albuquerque
>in his white Corvette
>apparently drag race
>Cadillac and Corvette about to race revving their engines
>they both take off
>Cadillac slows the fuck down
>Jon wins
>Cop pulls over Jon right after
>Cop gives him tickets for fucking around
>Jones doesn't check his law privilege
>Jones chimps out saying he bet he could take the cop down and would literally kill him
>Cop goes on to BTFO Jon verbally (you think he was going to sit there and let you BTFO Jon really Jon?)
>Jones is apologizing now for being a dick
>people saying this mess happened because cops don't want to see a black man be successful
>people are defending him despite DUI and destroying the Bently, running after hitting the pregnant lady's car, being on the loose after not turning himself, failing for coco
> you are now thinking about all the people who got a memegregor tattoo
The one thing that makes me think that the cop is full of shit is that he didn't give Jon a speeding ticked, but gave him like 4 other tickets. So if he was "drag racing" he did it at under 35mph.
>>66445593
still illegal
>>66445602
Shut up Daniel
>>66445608
Not an argument
>>66445505
Done
Alt trex tatt, more tatty
>>66445593
>So if he was "drag racing" he did it at under 35mph.
>>66445602
>>66445602
>>66445625
So is Jaywalking, but if you got a ticket for crossing the street in front of your house when nobody was around you would say it was bullshit
>>66445634
>So is jaywalking
What a huge meme. Never seen anyone get a ticket or arrested for this and I live in NY where pedestrians dont care about traffic lights
>>66445634
no i wouldn't
this is how you are supposed to deal with cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIC6U6gmVU
>tfw handling JJ's tender juicy chicken drumstick
>>66445676
>literally looked up nigger gay porn to make this
Twitter 5m ago real btw
>@DCMMA I told you uneducated house niggas Jones was fake and up to no good
>I and I alone can stop this menace terrorizing the people of @ABQ
>#Pray4Abq #StopJonesy2016
>all of cocksuckers making dick jokes I'm lmaoing at ur life
>>66445652
>this is how you are supposed to deal with cops
Yeah if you're white
>>66445652
I'm not saying Jon reacted well, just saying it was a bullshit reason to give 4 citations
>>66445652
That doesnt work for black people
You know, everyone called RIZIN a meme card and gives it shit or whatever, but personally I thought that considering the current state of talent outside of the UFC they did pretty well. I got what I expected out of the card honestly, and the tournament firmly established King Mo as a top LHW contender in Bellator.
Solid show imo.
>>66445682
I know what you're saying.
Could have at least put some effort in and found a fat manlet blowing a jacked lanklet.
>>66445618
alt is better imo, black eye looks more realistic as well
>>66445770
Is Fedor the most autistic MMA fighter of all time?
>>66445796
>>66445618
Watching the weight cutting stuff on TUF. Why not just fight at your natural weight you goofs?
And people say Asian fighters are cans. No, they just don't starve themselves to fight 2 weight classes below so they can feel pumped up after beating up midgets.
I'm 6'1 and anything below light heavyweight is clearly me just ducking having to actually fight people my size.
Weight cutting in MMA is a joke. At least in boxing you don't get 6'2" people slapping 5'7" manlets at lightweight.
>>66445682
That's dedicated shitposting my friend.
>>66445451
I Honestly don't know what's worse
Maybe sage and pvz posting..
I hate the fact we as a board are discussing under the ufc guides. We shouldnt be as gullible, we used to be more original and dictate some trends but now it's like UFC shills and employees have taken over.
>>66445808
Weight classes aren't directly related to your height you know?
>>66445808
because weight cutting gives an advantage and everyone does it
just look at mcgoobs. goes down to crackhead weight and slaps manlets around, fights at natural weight and gets his shit pushed in.
>>66445807
If Gus rounded out his clinch game and worked Muay Thai he'd be scary compared to everyone else.
>>66445652
>not going full sovereign citizen
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>66445808
Also one of them was saying "I'll cut to 135 and by the time of the fight I'll rehydrate myself up to 155.
Such fucking bullshit, the slimy cunts don't even stay on weight. If anyone of you defend sending in a 135 guy into the cage with a 155, I'll head-butt you.
>>66445829
Why are the heaviest hitters at HW 6' or under 6'?
>Roy Nelson
>Mark Hunt
>Pat Barry
the list goes on..
>>66445843
pretty much everyone rehydrates above the weight limit
if you can get a size advantage through cutting weight, then why not do it? considering that you can make the weight safely of course.
just found this
>cerrone almost had the conor fight
>the McMeme almost lived on
>>66445874
>>66445874
>>66445874
Just get new headphones Santos
>>66445843
Babby's first month into MMA.
I thought mcgobbles casuals had left.
>>66445874
What's that Youtube tab bby ;)
>>66445891
my father had this shitty headset laying around so I took it, almost going back to the old patched up one tho, this thing here sucks
>>66445896
1 month ago no clue
>>66445874
diegocromn
Hmmmm
>>66445836
Well he just spent a month or something training in Thailand
>>66445874
http://www.amazon.com/Philips-SHP9500-Precision-Over-ear-Headphones/dp/B00ENMK1DW/
http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-HD-558-Headphones/dp/B004FEEY9A/
http://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-Lightweight-On-Ear-Headphones-Black/dp/B00NBEWB4U/
>>66445969
Well played sir
>>66445799
>>66445969
im artem without conor man, I don't buy anything, I don't have any money of my own
>>66445505
Was this fight fake?
The struggling then playing dead was some WWE shit.
>>66445505
that ref is gonna get someone killed
Why don't MMA fighters use the shoulder roll in the pocket?
Just saw Joanna on the mma hour and her english is pretty damn good now. Think the ufc will be pushing her more now in the media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K3ltGV-mJw
schaub on conan
Betch Coheya
>>66446126
>On Conan
>Conan is not there
More like on the podcast of some autistic faggot who works for Conan
>>66446086
watch Joe Duffy vs. Dustin Poirier
some decent boxers mix it but you can't rely on it because of small gloves
>>66446169
I'm okay with it
>>66446086
small gloves and different stance aka leg kicks, takedowns, etc...
Free money
>>66446211
implying DC isn't free money
>>66446037
>>66446037
don't think so
looks fairly similar to when holm got choked out
also
>the struggling than playing dead was some WWE shit
he was in a rear naked choke, was he supposed to just sit there and get choked out m8
the only silly thing I can think of is the faces he was making
>>66446086
For the same reason it's not done in kickboxing too much, you'll lean into a shine bone or while you're heavy on your leg you'll get spun with a hard kick.
>>66446237
For the bookies, sure
JON JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKIN!
>people think Helwani got fired for some cryptic reason about breaking the wrong stories
>not knowing that he really got fired because he's planning to do a run-in at the main event of Wrestlemania
I'll bump this post on Sunday and you lads will feel proper silly for doubting me
wow guys i just saw the jon jones police video, how was he not shot?
at the very least the cop was well within his right to taze jon, i would've been fearing for my life with a big black guy like jon threatening me in such a manner. Not to mention when he was reaching for something inside his car.
>>66446086
>conor is ducking frankie
>>66446425
by fighting a larger, more dangerous opponent?
>>66446305
Joe Rogan made this face after the Anderson leg break.
>>66445808
the reason is they see it as their chance to get into the ufc lets say its 145ers this season will you would see welterweights try and make 145 just to get on the show and get a chance to be in the ufc
then when the show is over they fight at their correct weightclass in the ufc
happens on every show
thats why you always get guys that miss weight and shit like that
>>66446454
>"conor is ducking frankie"*
>>66446454
He loses nothing by fighting Nate again, when he fights Frankie his title is on the line
>>66446454
Just dont reply to the laughing tom cruise memer he adds nothing to the conversation see>>66446482 don't bother with him
>>66446511
>"fedor is the GOAT"
whats the time in the mma hour where ariel gets emotional and talks about his firing?
watching his interview with jon now
>>66446528
It's the next thing after that
>>66446518
>"Jon jones is the GOAT"
lost to a deaf guy lol
>>66446528
>>66446544
why did they fire ariel?
>>66446511
He's the same moron who was "laughing" at people who said Nate had a chance of winning
>>66446595
i sort of like it when people get buttfrustrated with him and falls for his memeing but i'm not drunk right now so i thought i'd be a good bro and help a heemer out
>>66446591
i think its for leaking diaz/mcgregor 2
>>66446591
He talked about fighters pay and free agency. Apparently the last straw was an interview with Rory and him thinking about leaving UFC.
>>66446611
>>66446625
ahhhh k makes sense
the jew got too greedy lol
With Cyborg joining 198, this is officially the greatest card brazil will ever see, right? Can't see how it could get any better.
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 12m12 minutes ago
Rumors of Forrest Griffin and Stephan Bonnar returning to the octagon at UFC 200.
>>66446675
lel made me check lad
>>66446675
>yfw lellator unironically makes this main event
>>66446664
i think so lad, all of the fights on the card are pretty interesting even though Silva, Shogun and Lil Nog are shells of their former selves
does anyone really think this cop wasnt powertripping on jon jones?
pigs like this are why no one likes cops
what happens if leslie smith knocks out cyborg?
>be a rich dindu
>have propensity to do stupid shit on the road
>previously involved in a hit and run which resulted in a pregnant woman having her arm broken
>go to court just barely escape going to jail
>continue to drive like an idiot even though can afford a driver
>get ticked for drag racing
>try and deny it saying hurr i was only pretending
just fucking get a fucking driver jones then you don't have to worry about any of this
just pay a training partner to drive you around fuck sake
>>66446811
People will realize that Cyborg has been a trash compacting juicer her entire career.
>>66446827
and that Ronda is still a cunt for avoiding her.
>>66446812
He could literally get one of the nobodies at his gym to "pay his dues" and drive him around. He will NOT do this and will instead continue to fuck up.
>>66446837
>Avoiding somebody in a different org at a different weight class
>>66446812
desu driving is pretty fun, no one has the right to take away that privilege from jon
>>66446798
>no one likes cops
Get out of here Jon. You're a criminal.
>>66446851
>no one has the right to take away that privilege from jon
until they actually do take that privilege away
helwani can do more actual journalistic stuff if there's no conflict of interest. probably a good thing for his legitimacy that he gets fired. he can't have a link to the promotion like that
>>66446308
Abq people are used to more violent shit waiting in line at the store and dont piss themselves because of a big scawwy black man like a scared white cuck
I live out here and work as a security guard and Jones chimping out is pretty low grade
wow cyborg vs leslie smith??
why is cyborg still ducking ronda?
waited til ronda lost and started doing films before she came to the ufc, then signs to fight leslie smith?
what a goof
>>66446868
Did he say why he left Fox? I didnt hear the first hour of the show.
>>66446875
plz stop pretending like abq is some scary ghetto. it's a totally average place and not particularly violent.
>>66446884
Having a catchweight fight is stupid. If Cyborg can't make 135, having her in the ufc is a waste of time.
>>66446885
he didn't leave, he was fired/let go.
people think it's cause he leaked the diaz/goobsr rematch or other leaks like that, but it 's more likely it was cause he entertained fighters like rory who actively discussed "free agency" and other promotions and stuff.
>>66446798
I bet he was. Check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj6YXF5qh7w
>>66446848
thats what i mean someone at the gym who is paying their way by cleaning up after it closes and shit like that
just get them to drive jones around or just pay the dude 10 bucks an hour or something to give him lifts when he needs them
>>66446851
thats fine m8 but if your on probation for something driving related and you can afford to minimise the risk during that time i'd hire a driver
Hey guys, /box/ here. Just wanted to say that it's cool being your guys' big brother. Not every sport can have a rich, storied history dating back centuries. One day your best fighters might have better records than 12-5 or whatever. Maybe they'll get paid in USD instead of Reebux as well! Anyway, love you guys. Feel free to drop by and learn a thing or two about the sweet science and what separates it from human cockfighting.
>>66446888
http://www.city-data.com/crime/crime-Albuquerque-New-Mexico.html
http://www.abqjournal.com/522279/news/report-nm-ranks-2nd-in-nation-for-violent-crime.html
I blame the heat and all the spics, oh and all the shitty drivers
where's dancing with the stars bro?
how did paige do tonight?
>>66446850
They have been signed to zuffa for years they can put her on the roster anytime they wanted. Ronda did duck that's without question
>>66446798
I love cops, though.
>>66446884
Leslie Smith is going to get rekt so hard, she barely beat Rin Nakai
>>66446798
No, all he had to do was sign
>>66446923
(You)
>>66446997
The UFC doesn't have her weight class. That's why they had her on Invicta. Show me where she cut anywhere near 125 after Dana explicitly said that's what she would have to do.
Not to mention the fact that she's an obvious drug cheat which further removes her from contention.
holy shit ABC 7 in Los Angeles just ran the Jon Jones "drag racing" story. They quoted him as saying "I only revved my engine to acknowledge a fan"
>>66445080
god she's so hot
>>66447037
>125
Are you so casual you dont even know the weight classes? shes fighting at 140 thats not close to 135 now? LMAOOO
And on top of that just go through the list of people who have tested positive for steroids testosterone and ped's on the roster and you will see they are all near the top and contend for titles. TRT Vitor is still at the top of the game. John jones failed drug tests and still is the goat. Your argument is flawed.
>>66446923
this is bait
but I unironically think MMA will be bigger than boxing in a decade or so
MMA is growing rapidly, people are starting to pay attention to it in a way they never have before, and they'll find that it fills a niche they couldn't find in sports other than boxing
boxing isn't growing in any sense, it reached its peak at mayweather vs pacquiao
MMA is making boxing obsolete in the eyes of the public, it offers what boxing did better than it ever could
boxing is in its twilight years as a major sport, and MMA is rising to take its place
>>66447048
>>66447087
Jon Jones never failed a drug test.
And you're calling him a casual?
>>66447089
WHY IS THERE NO UFC REFCAM IN 2016eh(#@*&hfdg)*#&gqwfroqiuw(gfdJH9
>>66447089
> it reached its peak at mayweather vs pacquiao
Dont speak upon the sport of boxing when you dont even understand its history or watch any of it. That was an embarrassing statement
most of the elite boxers are boring as fuck
even max kellerman, the jew who gets paid by hbo to promote boxing, is bigger into mma than boxing now
>>66447111
Try again casual i know you have only been here since 189 but dude there is a thing called google
>>66447089
t. Onnit
FUCK YOU DOMINICK CRUZ YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER IMMA INTERVIEW YOUR FUCKING ASS
YOU THINK THOSE GOYIM FUCKS FOX IS HIRING ARE WORTH SHIT
YOU WANT THAT ARIEL STORYLINE POP INTERVIEW SHIT THE REAL SHEKEL INTERVIEW
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 5 mins ago
BREAKING NEWS: New details have emerged surrounding the incident earlier involving Jon Jones and the police.
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 4 mins ago
BREAKING NEWS: Police said another passenger was present at the time of the complaint and sources have identified him as Daniel Cormier
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 1 mins ago
BREAKING NEWS: Cormier was reportedly found in the passenger seat with his head in Jones lap mumbling "want me to suck that dick, Jon" and "you should give him a ticket for carrying an unregistered weapon" as Cormier motioned toward Jones' penis.
>>66447160
nice 8/10 i liked it
#BRINGBACKARIEL
>>66447111
jones tested positive for cocaine you fucking goof casual
>>66447160
>>66447174
Try and incorporate some subtlety into your humor lad. The brits do it well
>>66447160
underrated post
>>66447048
shit taste
>>66447188
>>66447146
How was Jones punished by the UFC for failing the drug test?
>>66447247
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/12783425/jon-jones-stripped-light-heavyweight-title-suspended-ufc
>>66447267
that has nothing to do with the drug test you fucking retard can you even read
>>66447174
Top kek lad
>>66447247
He wasn't. He tested positive for a non-PED out of competition.
>>66447247
nobody said he was punished you fuckin goof, we said he failed a drug test'
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>>66447204
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>>66447174
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>>66447323
Nonga wonga bonga poison spiders cunt
>>66447247
>implying the ufc is responsible for the drugtesting punishments by NSAC
>arguing he didnt fail a drug test only to be proven wrong
>but he wasnt punished
LMAO
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>>66446898
This will likely be a one off thing I think. She won't be making 135lbs in the near future.
>>66447335
Jones knocked it out during the stare down incident
>>66447359
Yur on the step team?
>>66447350
Embarrassing
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>>66447306
>He wasn't. He tested positive for a non-PED out of competition.
Exactly. Cocaine isn't a banned substance and he wasn't even supposed to have been tested for it anyway. That's why the UFC did nothing and he wasn't punished for it.
So he "failed a drug test" that wasn't supposed to have taken place, and the drug he tested positive for isn't banned, so he wasn't punished.
>>66447320
are you this fucking retard here bud lol >>66447267
>>66447341
hahaha fucking piece of shit
>>66447400
Just move out of the country already.
>Cocaine isnt a banned substance
Just kys. JUST do it
>>66447359
i'm a hard pipe hitting nigguh i don't think you want to step to me lad
>>66447358
If a drug test wasn't supposed to take place, and the result of the test isn't relevant because the substance being tested for isn't even a banned substance, it's hard to argue that he "failed a drug test".
He tested positive for a drug that is irrelevant lol
you're obviously mad btw
>>66447400
so you're saying he failed a drug test?
even though you posted this:
>>66447111
>Jon Jones never failed a drug test.
>>66447435
It wasn't considered a failure. In fact it should have never even been disclosed.
>>66447399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
>>66447421
>White also shed some light as to why the Nevada Athletic Commission was even testing Jones for cocaine if it isn’t on the list of banned substances out competition. Simply enough, the company who administered the test made a mistake.
>“They made a mistake,” White said. “The guys who come and do the random drug testing made a mistake and tested him for street drugs. In the state of Nevada, whatever the athletic commission has, the public has access to it, so they have to release it.”
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