>rags
old
>>66404638
>>66416472
>making us look at Trumps face for 500 posts
I hate you so much.
speaking of the rags
>letting Chris Kreider meme on you
Montreal on suicide watch
>>66416490
t. Bernie supporter
I'd say voter but I doubt you're old enough
:^)
>Cucks getting btfo by the Sens
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>the dilapidated frog habitat of Montreal
Chris Kreider sucks dick
>>66416540
Almost as much as the Habs
>habs
>>66416472
>Trump pic
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>66416546
Yup
swedes r gay
Does /hoc/ still hate >us?
>>66416522
>big business is killing the NHL and driving teams to Arizona and Florida
>Let's vote for Trump
You do know he killed the USFL and NASL all in his own, right?
>Stepan and Boyle paying absolutely zero attention
Why are Canacucks still posting? None of your shit teams are going to make the playoffs lmao
>A team scores against the rags
>replay shows Dan Boyle just aimlessly skating around looking for a wheelchair
every fucking time
>>66416472
>that pic
>>66416569
C(an)ucks are too shit to hate
>>66416587
Why do Americans watch a sport they've never played before?
>>66416515
>Montreal on suicide watch
Pretty sure they're past that point already.
Why is Aho such a polarizing figure?
Ducks getting BTFO
>>66416617
>>66416635
what a beautiful little caterpillar
since the rags and habs are the topic at hand i feel the need to ask what happened to Pacioretty?
never hear about the guy anymore.
>>66416635
He's a manlet right? That's probably it
>>66416587
Cause we're still watching hockey. I personally like whining about shit and being angry, so watching the Habs suck dick is still entertaining
>>66416634
so they've all killed themselves by now?
>>66416617
>mfw I was banned for posting a non sports image in a /sp/ thread
I hope your banned tbqh.
>>66416650
Here's a guy who said nothing at all to the press and put his nose to the grind stone. He took some heavy hits and never complained he already scored the cup clinching goal last year and now he's going for another.
Take notes kids.
Is Canada even a real country?
>>66416635
Post op transsexual?
>5-2
>habs
are we in for another meme game like Pongs v Wongs?
Trump is a rags fan? Welp. I know who I'm not voting for now.
>>66416634
Yeah, since late November
>>66416666
He's always been an inconsistent player and it's even worse now that the Habs are gonna miss the playoffs and the games mean nothing. Giving him the C was a mistake
>>66416595
Tbf sometimes it's Girardi or Staal
>>66416710
yes
>tfw the caps get shut out
>>66416749
But who else deserves the C on that team?
>>66416784
I imagine most Habs fans would insist on Subban or Galchenyuk now.
Where were you when the Wongs gave up 7 (seven) goals while chasing a playoff spot
>>66416708
>now he's going for another
Nah senpai
>>66416784
Gallagher I guess. I have to admit that even Subban would have been a better choice
Islander's going to miss the playoffs this year, and both the Wings and the Flyers are going to make it in. Screencap this.
>>66416796
>Galchenyuk
wat
>>66416731
Stay mad Shlomo
>>66416796
>>66416818
Subban is the only real choice. Good thing the Frogs are racist though.
>>66416796
I think Subban should be the Captain.
He is clearly someone who can deal with the media players seem to respect him.
Ofcourse he would need to turn it down a notch or two to become the capitan but I think it should be him.
>>66416853
They could always go full vanpooper and give it to Price, he's already 90% of the team
>>66416818
Does Gallagher really have what it takes to be a captain? Guy seems like a less talented version of Marchand.
>>66416869
>care le rebound Price
Come on now
>its a carolina starts shit, comes back but loses anyway episode
cluttercluck is literally the most elite 4th liner in all of existence
>>66416869
>Carey "glass bones" Price
dude won't be around enough for the C to even matter
>>66416853
You've obviously never been to a Habs game. His jersey is by far the most popular
>>66416874
It's going to be Subban as it should be.
The first nigga to hold a C on an NHL team.
About time.
>>66416899
>mfw UFA in 2018
Oh my, I didn't realize the habs only had two years of their window left
>>66416784
The true captain on the team is Price.
>>66416927
>>66416927
Dude...
>>66416874
Not really other than working really hard and being a decent top 6 player but then again, there isn't a whole lot to choose from. Pacioretty is too lazy, Subban is too reckless, Markov is too old and too Russian and Price is a goalie
>habs have unironically plugged Ben Scrivens into the net
10 goal game for the rags incoming.
>>66416949
>>66416964
He's more white than black 2bh. This was the first "black" captain
>Engblom talking about how Sustr squats 300
Wow it's literally nothing.
>>66416927
>having a whiny baby as a captain
makes sense for french canada i guess
>>66416949
>>66416964
This nigga be half cracker.
Subban is full nigga.
>>66416997
Just Therrien my shit senpai
JUST
>>66416843
Why are Amerifats so obsessed with the tv celebrities? Do you really enjoy being ruled by the Jews that much?
HUBY DUBY DOO
>>66417033
To be expected. Back to back with all the injuries.
>>66417033
>Tampon Gay
Tampa getting BEEEEELOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66417010
If he makes you mad, even better!
Canacucks really need to stop posting. Your non-playoff opinions aren't welcome here
>>66416918
Mandingo fighters had their supporters as well.
>>66417054
Your posts mean less than nothing to me
>>66417054
I'd love to see them beat Montreal again in the playo- oh wait.
>>66417064
Your lack of hockey knowledge and talent are even less welcome Caitlyn.
>>66417060
his team is the only getting mad when he turns the puck over thirty times a game
>four straight penalty minutes
>rags
>it's an ottawa gets a worse draft pick because they win towards the end of the season season
>>66417009
Max lifting weight isn't really a good metric for anything hockey related anyways.
>>66417117
Oh for sure. But implying I should be impressed by a professional athlete squatting a pretty mediocre weight just seems silly.
>>66417091
>Talented players want the puck and carries it
>Plays 30 minutes a night on a consistent basis
Law of averages.
Has the puck more + more ice time = more turn overs.
>>66417064
So all non USA posters aren't allowed? Can't really call that "hockey" discussion. Nigger pumpkin toss and boreball do have their own threads you know.
>>66417126
See how bicyclists bench.
Nothing means shit,
vo5 is pretty much all I want to know about prospects.
The rest is just for the show.
>>66417140
nah hes just a shit player
God damn you Bobby Lu. I want to hate you but you're just too sexy.
>it's a Luongo actually showed up tonight episode
neat
>>66417140
Law of good coaches.
more turn overs = less ice time
Top minute players become top minute players because they have shown their not turn over machines and can contribute offensively/defensively.
>>66417152
Some people think the largest weight is all that matters. Rarely does the average person stop to think that it's all relative. 300 might be a very good number for hockey players. I'm sure some can do much more than that, but they are also probably thick slow meat head type players.
>>66417140
Stop deluding yourself, he's a turnover machine
Jagr's been pretty good in the regular season, just wait until the 2nd intermission of ECF game 7 against the Caps when he takes off his ankle weights and weighted vest
Jesus the refs have been against Tampa all night. Niggas can't catch a break.
>>66417253
>caps
>cf
lel
>>66417253
>Caps in the ECF
lel
>>66417253
So this whole season has been merely a practice for him
Is it another "California gets blown the fuck out by Canada" night?
>>66417223
So what's the excuse for Doughty than? Seabrook? Burns? Karlsson? All high turnover rates.
Well aware of how shit Therrien is as a coach though.
>>66417251
Not saying he doesn't just saying look at how even more shit the team has become since he's been out and not able to drive the play.
>>66417283
>>66417284
The Panthers being there is more laughable.
>>66417320
Karlsson is an offensive powerhouse, and Ottawa also has terrible coaching.
Kings, Hawks, and Sharks are all playoff teams, so the coaches must be doing something right.
>>66417320
subban is garbage, when hes not turning the puck over in his own zone hes busy losing puck battles or taking braindead penalties
>tfw he walks into the rink in his thrift store pimp suit acting cool then proceeds to get btfo
haha
>>66417393
Or taking brain damaging hits from his teammates ass
>>66417320
He's not even top 10 in minutes played
Sorry you had to go to ohio seth jones.
>>66417400
Underrated
>craps
>Habs still get amazing support from the refs even when they are eliminated from the playoffs
>>66417463
I'm not very fond of this meme
>it's a "blots lose but Stammer pads his stats on meaningless PPs, thus increasing his contract demands" episode
>>66417506
=(((((
>Seneturds
how many points for mcdavid tonight?
Great job Ottawa. Worthless fucks.
>>66417506
Leafs are paying their coach 8 mill a year, imagine what they would pay Stamkos. Unlimited credit card or full blown Scrooge McDuck money tower?
JUUUUUUUUUST
someone help me die
it aint over till its over
>>66417525
Duthtin will injure him
>snes in charge of holding a lead
The refs were even giving them all these freebies. Learn to play on the fucking PP. This game should have ended like 8-2.
>>66417547
Kill me now desu Senpai the jackets will never win a Stanley cup
>>66417547
Preds will reach 50 shots tonight
>>66417575
>winning when there's no chance to make the playoffs.
Who cares.
>>66417627
KILL ME PLS
HAHA
>>66417633
They were on pace for around 80 after the first period so it could be worse
four
consecutive
shutouts
still
first
round
exit
CANADIAN TEAMS
AHAHAHA
>>66417587
Theyll probably never win a home playoff game.
I love what Jagr has done to the young Panthers group.
Watch out for the Panthers! - Said no one ever.
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>>66417655
KILLLLLL MEEEEEE
>no blood
>4 minutes
>game winner scored on resulting PP
Fucking BULLSHIT.
>>66417628
I just want all the points we can get so we finish on top of the Habs.
>dat Seneturd choke
>>66417547
My team is cursed with eternal mediocrity too f4m. We have a cup though but that doesn't say much considering it was 13 years ago.
>Laffs
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66417648
It's about that wonderful time of year when the Blues are near the top of the regular season standings and their fans start to believe that they could win a playoff series
>>66417661
>losing to the ruins
canada on suicide watch
the toronto maple leafs are honestly the worst team in sports
>>66417684
Are you just realizing this now?
>Ottawa had a 3 point lead and still loses
Who's having a good time tonight?
>>66417678
Its been the same shit since 2012
>>66417703
>3 point lead
>that flag
>>66417703
and a gorillian PPs
>Pooronto Poople Poofs
LMAO POORONTO ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>66417703
the dreaded 3 goal point lead
>>66417704
2016 Stanley cup champions to be honest
>>66417717
>that flag
>1993
>>66417673
But you guys have actually had a good history
Jackets havnt even won a playoff series
>>66417678
>implying I believe this shit anymore
if 2001 meant anything, it means the worse they are getting in to the playoffs, the better they'll do
>>66417533
You should be wanting Anaheim to get 1st so the kongs don't have to potentially face the Blackcawks in the first round
>>66417717
Not realizing that he was Memening around
Keg lifting
The Blue Jackets are awful
Preds are just emptying their anal cavity on that young finnish lad.
>>66417844
Kill me desu senpai
>Classmate in my major plays D1 hockey
>send him this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=itaP9_Vltfk
>no response
How autistic am I?
>>66417849
Poor korpisalo
Roman Josi is a monster.
>@Aportzline
>This is #CBJ 41st trip to Nashville, exactly a half-season. They have five regulation wins here. Ever.
Guys did I start the "FUCKING LEAF" meme or was it already established when I posted it? I'm never in /hoc/ unless I'm bored I feel like >rags posting, and I started yelling at Canada once a couple of months ago or so and I mentioned their flag having a leaf.
Just wondering if anyone remember a Norwegian flag saying it first, or if it was already a thing. I'm just courious not trying to act like a meme genious or anything, but I never knew about a >leaf meme when I wrote that.
>>66417904
Not bad
>>66417703
Good 1 point is better than 2 at this point
Just got to try to stay behind Carolina and New Jersey
>>66417949
Some one please kill me
Finally a good general
>>66417402
Jesus christ Poo Doughty is awful
>>66417924
It's /int/'s and /pol/'s favorite insult for Canadians, "a fucking leaf"
>>66417973
Oh okay, I was just wondering because I got a lot of (You)'s on that post and it generated a pretty big derail in the thread. Then I started to realize it was being used all over /sp/ in the following months so I thought I might had made it big in the meme game. Oh well.
i wonder what its like to be a fan of a team thats good
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>>66418059
Feels good even though the preds still havent gone past the second round. Still better than columbus tho.
>>66418068
Hahahaha, Kings couldn't even shut us out. What a bunch of losers.
Edmonton Kingsfan here,
This'll be a fun game.
>>66417525
ALL OF THEM
How can one player even be so elite?
FAKKK U LAFFFS
STOP LOSING U FAGGGETS
>>66418110
kill yourself
>>66418110
end your life
>kongs
Wow McDavid pulling out EA Sports NHL Glitch goals
post clipart
>Preds didn't make it to 50 shots
basically a loss tbqh
>>66418359
>>66418365
Excuse me?
>>66418399
PLEASE END MY LIFE THE BLUEJACKETS ARE MAKING ME WEAK
Post goaltenders who are carried by their blueliners
goddamn mcjesus's line brings the heat
Sorry for that hate crime of a game, Ohio-friends.
Can someone just make a Kings/Oilers thread? There seems to be enough posts for one
>>66418424
End your life Devilsfag.
They got a real meme game in LA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REFPUCK
REFPUCK
REFPUCK
THE CALL IS IN
OY VEY WE NEED THE SPIC AUDIENCE
i fucking hope every ref falls pregame and dies tbqh
>>66418415
>>66418432
I'm actually a Kings fan faggot, but it's always annoying to do it in the hoc general, threads just for the game are better
That korpisola guy is pretty good
>>66418477
he was, because bob came back
>>66418465
Pls do not bully Rinne, he was only bad in the first half because he was getting over his fiancee leaving him
And the preferential treatment of California teams wins again. Thank you Bettman for fixing hockey...
No way that's a clean goal.
like how in the FUCK is that a clean goal?
the refs are so fucking stupid
>>66418468
>8:30PM
Nigga /hoc/ gen is dead so posting about the game here is fine. Literally 98% of NHL fans are asleep right now. If /hoc/ was awake they'd see why Doughty should get the Norris.
>>66418515
>bump goalie
>goalie lays on the ice for 40mins
>players decide to shoot it into the empty net finally
>/hoc/ cries no goal
gtfo casual watching faggot.
>>66418477
>finnish goaltending
Is it just me, or has there been a really fucken shitty call that goes against the Oilers in every Oilers-Kings game this season?
The Connor McDavid one in their first meeting comes to mind first.
>>66418528
poo doody norris hahaha
Canacucks are mad as fuck tonight
>>66418553
The first meeting was a good call
>>66418546
He couldn't get up, the shot was coming within 2 seconds of him being knocked down.
>tons of injuries to core group and still make a 3 goal comeback in the 3rd
WEW, Loving Every Laugh.
>>66418553
oilers get reffed by a completely different set of rules than the rest of the league, then everyone complains when we get first overall
>>66418568
No it wasn't, the puck was proven to have been in, but the refs went pure retard.
>>66418570
>He couldn't get up
but he had time to shuffle and attempt to block the shot that was about to come.....
>>66418578
>Seneturds
>Canacuck teams
>tfw zero postseason games are happening in Canada
Holy shit it's like if the postseason in baseball was only played in Canadian cities.
>>66418546
lick my nuts you cocksucking faggot, time how long he was on the ice before that shot came, prepare to eat you words like i ate your moms pussy last night
>>66418578
>losing to the worst team in the league
>>66418600
getting up would have put him massively out of position anyway, his only option was to cover down low and hope the shot doesn't go high.
>>66418415
>>66418626
Laffs always beat >us so it's not unexpected
>>66418599
How it was proven
>>66418578
you won't be laffing when you get BTFO in the 1st round, Paco
>>66418465
You shut your whore mouth
>>66418622
time how long you cry over the goal after it's been settled.
>>66418632
>his only option was to cover down low
hence why the goal counted. If he was down and couldn't make an attempt to save the puck then it's a No goal, he tried to save it therefore it counts.
>>66418626
>being a last place team
>being the fan of a last place team your entire life
The end of this season is literally just time to heal and get psyched up for playoffs.
>>66418655
By who, Mehmet, San Jose? lel
>>66418553
It's been happening for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxU7eNnptA8
>>66418632
>>66418600
>>66418570
>>66418546
>This Aussie knows more about hockey than this leaf
>>66418667
crying as long as your mom was after she had you
>>66418661
nah, too busy eating u mums clam out
also
>not poojew
>>66418546
If they can take goals back after 20sec since an offside was missed, I'm pretty sure 4sec after goalie contact is just fine. Refs are clearly favoring LA because they don't want to make the home crowd upset. Can't give LA "fans" any reason to not show up next game.
>>66418694
>being this butthurt over a goal on the 2nd last place team in the league
>>66418678
no, Bloos
>>66418716
again the only reason the goal counted was because the oilers goalie shuffled to the side to make an attempt to save the shot. If he pulled a Padsqvist and laid there like a dead fish or pretended to be injured then the goal would be waved off.
Why is the Oil/ Kings game only on the derka derka version of HNIC?
>>66418667
That's not why the goal was counted bud. LA fans have no clue what hockey even is besides ice, skates, and the puck. They would be butthurt if that goal was taken away and Bettman's agenda is to make sure California fans are given a "good show" so they don't pass on hockey for mexican cock fights.
>>66418647
https://vine.co/v/eYaHt7LvF9O
>>66418778
touch her butt
>>66418782
its on cbc as well, guide says calgayry but its the oiler game
>>66418756
They wouldn't match up against the Bloos first round m8
>>66418806
I'm tryin to she already asked me the date and shes crying freaking out cuz she needs a hotel room or something. I'm holding her spot in line now
>>66418838
i'm drunk help me
after this season we need to put an * beside every game with a coaches challenge and remove them from the records
>>66418667
But he could ONLY save down low because he was knocked down, the push left up-high wide open, and the goalie could do nothing about it.
>>66418811
oh ok, thanks.
Dumb guide.
>>66418728
>Having pride in your team
It's called loyalty, bandwagoner
>>66418782
It's on the regular one
>>66418792
Hadn't seen this angle before. Looks like a good goal but it's ultimately up to the refs subjective call. They hate using the video review and sometimes disgregard it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88h_Sk6yLmk
>>66418850
get a room together then touch her butt
>>66418685
It's been like this ever since the divisions were reorganized. Everything was called fair when they were in the NW div. Ever since they got placed in the Pacific div with Bettman's favorite "hockey state" they have been getting shit reffing. Something to do with expanding the game in southern US markets. Fans there won't show up to games if their team misses the playoffs so Bettman makes sure the refs call games in favor of their teams.
Based Trump
>>66418897
rareflag
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>>66418779
>goalies have to play dead to get a call
>embellishment is now ok
I already stated the reason, anything else is just convenient lies to cover up the refpuck shit that happens in the this league. If slew footing a goalie just before a goal is scored isn't enough to turn over a call, then nothing is.
