Poojew will be a bust
Autism Matthews will go 1st overall and will be a better player than mcmeme
>rags
The lightning will win the Stanley cup
Oilers pls draft Pulju
The meme levels will be off the charts
Connor McDavid is the best player in the NHL.
I hope Sweden makes the gamethread, the wongs have a better record when he makes it.
Mackinnon>bustkov
>>66404694
second for mackinnon>bustkov
>>66404689
>tfw dont know who to cheer for
Can both lose?
>>66404694
>>66404708
even hfboards colorado fans admit barkov is better.
>>66404694
>>66404708
both are pretty mediocre players tbqhfams
>>66404689
Sorry
Pittsburgh @ Detroit
>>66404796
>>66404796
>>66404796
>>66404817
Wild 3-2
>>66404817
>state of hockey
Game will probably go to OT tbqh
>>66404817
Wild 5-2
>>66404807
Finland is fine, too.
>>66404817
wild 2-0
>>66404817
>sportsnet airing fucking boreball instead of one of the most important games of the year
i hope the bluejays franchise folds so i never have to hear about baseball ever again
>>66404883
Probably the wild realistically, with Mackinnon and Duchene out
>People actually think the Caps can win the cup
Are the panthers elite?
>>66404973
well they are fucking showing something
preseason games, just checked
>>66405014
Not according to math.
>>66404912
>boreball
Is there actually a worse sport? The worst part was, when the Jays went on their playoff run last year the bandwagonning became too much to handle
>>66405023
>rags
Welp, at least Corsi did that right
>>66405035
I blame the Jays for a lot of Toronto fans not finally killing themselves.
>>66405035
it was fucking embarrassing, whenever i was driving and saw someone in a blow jays hat i had to stop myself from running them over
>>66405023
>>66405023
>math in sports
>>66405082
Every girl between the ages of 18 and 26 wore a Jays snapback to my uni every single day
At least they'll be shit this season
>>66405132
don't be ridiculous. he doesn't have nearly enough padding on
>>66405132
>it's a bishit gets exposed after the equipment change episode
>>66405215
lundpads will never be elite again
>>66405215
Rip padbabbies
>>66405319
>rags fw
>>66405319
Padqvist was elite? Can you remind me when that was?
>>66405340
>t. lundpads
>>66405319
>again
>>66405319
>hank
>elite
lol when the fuck was this?
>>66405308
>the Lightning are still sitting on 2 elite tendies
I think they'll be ok
>>66405377
They're both heigh babbies who will get blown out by the small pads, or one of them gets taken in the expansion draft
>blots
>>66405397
Vasy is only 6'4". That's not a height babby by any means.
Are you a manlet? You sound like a manlet.
>>66404934
They did okay against the flylels until absolutely shitting the bed at the end
They're due for a big one against the mild
>>66405397
>manlets getting mad at people not even 6'6
>>66405419
I certainly hope so. I'd much prefer see the Avs exit in the first round of the playoffs than the Wild
>>66405416
Are you projecting? It sounds like you're projecting
>>66405419
>vasilevskiy
>elite
>>66405340
>29th worst year on record
>23rd wost year since forward passing was allowed in all zones
>16th worst year since icing the puck was against the rules
>5th worst year since the league expanded to 12 teams
>worst year since the two line pass was allowed
>fine
>>66405397
Vasilevskiy is 6'3 and Gudlevskis is 6'4, is that still height babby? That doesn't really seem that tall
>>66405444
It's not. >>66405397 is just an angry little manlet
>>66405444
Yeah, these rule changes are going to send us back to the Panger days
>>66405529
Right now they're saying NMCs must be protected but NTCs don't. Could change.
>>66405529
The rules for expansion draft have been slightly different every time one has happened, so no one really knows until it happens.
>Cally out
>Flip out
>Stralman out
>Kuch out
When it rains it pours boys.
>watching mild feed
>streamer's watermark is literally pedobear in a mild sweater
kekaroo
>>66405763
>Kucherov out
Kill me
![NHL-Man-Games-Lost-VS-Team-Wins-Mar-19-2016[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qL0UnRq.png "NHL-Man-Games-Lost-VS-Team-Wins-Mar-19-2016[1].png")
>>66405763
boo hoo
>de-toilet
>vasy in net
Eichel
L
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E
>>66406064
Vasy is so good but the Bolts always play so shit in front of him, and now everyone's injured.
gg kittens
>>66404668
>Pulju
Shit aside, he will be like Kovalev.
>hockey """""town"""""
>wongs
Ice Habs VS Lundspad tonight, wew lads.
BILL
BILL
BILL
Raanta GAA: 2.34
Lundqvist GAA: 2.40
Why dont the rags play raanta more when stats are on his side?
What a night for the top prospects, pulju scores a neat one timer, laine with 2 big goals+assist, Matthews hits hole in one
>>66406436
:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>66406394
They're paying him 10 mil, you don't bench a 10 mil player unless you're the habs tanking.
>wings getting btfo
BILL THE THRILL
I
L
L
>>66406524
>mfw the wongs miss the playoffs
>>66406602
>mfw
>dallas """stars"""
Hockey teams are like boys bands. Like take that or five ... You're all suppressed faggots, comrades.
>refs cucking the wongs
>>66406768
>>66404668
Hall-McDavid-Puljujärvi
Even the Oilers can't fuck this up. No matter how hard they try.
>>66406775
>four unanswered goals
>muh refpuck
>>66406838
Gay is not ok, idiot.
>Red Wings
As if I don't hate Mrazek enough after the first time around.
>>66406909
Why not?
>>66407027
Because they love men's asses and dicks. It's bad, comrade. It's like cocksuckers and ass lickers, but faggots at the same time.
Worse than them are only churkas and niggers.
>>66407099
Stay strong, greatest ally.
>>66407099
russia projecting this hard
>>66407150
Wanna say faggots dislike man's asses and dicks?
The caps are going to get exposed in the playoffs and I'm not ready to accept that reality
>rags
>>66407195
It seems like you spend a lot of time thinking about this.
>Kamensky- Sakic- Forsberg is the best thing that could ever happen to pedolanche.
>>66407266
He must be in the army.
>>66407266
Not at all. We have special tv programs in which they say everything we should know about the world. Very convenient when you have no time for self descoverint nor give a fuck about some events. I remember there was a guy called Kiselyov, when they were talking about if it's ok or not, he said: "there are two cans of blood for donation. One from a gay, the other from a straight. Which one do you choose for yourself?".
Try TV and you will want more.
>team is called the Dallas stars
>the nearest star (singular) to Dallas is 92,955,807 (ninety-two million, nine hundred and fifty-five thousand, eight hundred and seven) miles away
>san jose is currently closer to the nearest star than Dallas
WEW LAD
>Winnipeg JEST
>>66407384
It's more of a, man rape in the russian army is quite common, joke, Caitlyn.
>>66407430
delete this now
>>66407430
>>66407430
That's a 10/10 meme attempt, I hope the shorks win at least one playoff game because of this.
>>66407582
>>66407619
dont bother responding to this autist. he literally just posts retarded things to get yous
>>66407222
Did you see the wjc?
Pulju has the wheels and will to be the guy who does the dirty work and backchecks the shit out of the opponent.
He is relentless, has the skill to play in the top line and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>66406909
>tfw gay
>tfw hockey fan
>tfw like dudes with beards
>tfw playoffs is the best time of the year and all the QT players growing beards is just the icing on top
Feels pretty good man
>>66407648
>norge
Will Roy be fired this year
>top 2 scorers are out
>hey boys just go out there and goon it up.
'Meme' the coach
>>66407681
STOP SEXUALISING HOCKEY
>>66407681
hey guys look smuk is back
I miss Douglas Murray 2bh
I'm really glad the Pens fired that literally who from coaching.
A team with that many stars shouldn't be a fucking garbage offensive team that resorts to gooning before shooting.
>>66407777
Pens are literally american oilers: lots of stars, gays and shit coaches.
>>66407681
not even gay but I'd blow Ekblad's manly man dick no homo though
>>66407904
Because you're a woman. You'd blow everything.
>>66407904
Crazy he is like 19 in that pic
>>66407689
Him and Sakic are tight, Therrien's getting the boot.
>>66407750
why?
He was shit.
>>66408085
>Therrien's getting the boot
BILL BILL BILL BILL
>dillon
what a dumbass
Hey look I hate the pens and all but right now seriously not as much as the >rags
At least the pongs can still win the right games unlike New York who literally lose every game against direct Flyers competitors.
Fuck the Rangers.
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
are we witnessing the rise of asian hockey?
>>66407777
Johnston was garbage. Another year of Sid and Genos prime wasted. It really seemed like no one wanted the job though.
Y>>66407750
I miss watching crankshaft get walked over and over.
>>66407904
Understandable
>>66407904
I know it's you The Neutrality.
>>66408282
Maybe the Flyers shouldn't be so garbage against the Pens too. It's their own fault. Fuck both the Rangers and the Flyers.
>>66408085
>2018
>avs finally back in the playoffs
>playing #2 seed wild, who are looking strong but have been eliminated the last 6 years by Chicago
>avs get swept, Minnesota scores 9 empty net goals
>Roy finally fired, having never won a playoff series
>Both his playing and coaching careers ended by the wild
>found dead in his garage
>democrat detected
>implying i think everyone should get a (you) even if they didnt do any work for it
smd communist :^)
>avs
>I go to take a poop
>based Parise scores
>I only know because I can hear my family cheer from the next room
Pretty good Easter sp far lads
why is roussel such a salty fag, bros?
>>66408411
They haven't had decent netminding since Lindbergh died.
>>66408070
Not possible. There's some fuckery going on I demand a birth certificate.
>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs
Holy FUCK the wings suck dick
>next hasek
>roussel slashes Haley and skates off as refs hold Haley back
>fights Wingels
lol Roussel's such a fag
Lelmao how gay is roussel
>refs are ass and have it out for the wangs
>pongs score so many goals it doesn't matter
Wongs literally got gangbanged and have semen dripping out of every orifice.
>>66409014
>>66409045
>pulling another man's hair because you can't land a punch
rolling on the floor rofl'ing pretty hard rn
>Zach "moneybags" parise
>good
lel no
>oduya in ward's face
WE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME NOW
>1ones
>inb4 stars ""fans"" come out the woodwork like oilels fans
>Letting Jordie score on you
>Shorks
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>mfw an avs ""fan"" thought they were a playoff team near me
Parise haters BTFO
A
R
I
S
E
The pens are still the best suck it nerds
Thanks redwings
>babcock laughing all the way to the bank
Haha time for suicide
>>66409279
>we
>Zach "I'll bolt for bucks" parise
>good
>>66409469
>beaners
>>66409551
Posting superior Minnesotans
>>66409582
This desu
>>66409469
>wall
>>66409595
fuck off horse fucker
>>66409595
>Pedesota dentistry
>>66409595
>>66409582
Link plz
>St could st losing to a literally who
A..at l...least the wild are up right la?
>>66409646
>>66409595
HORSE FUCKER
>>66409646
put your name on and make memes you faggot
>>66409582
>Year 1+2015
>Having a blog
Get with the times pervgramps
>>66409640
>>66409699
>>66409721
He literally posted a link to download these with these filenames over the summer
>>66409830
horse fucker
>>66409792
Is North Dakota the actual state of hockey?
>>66408671
Hextall was better than Pelle.
The only reason Lindbergh is such a legend is because he was good and drunk drived himself to death.
>>66409830
>smuk in damage control mode
we want you back you stupid fuck, just put your name on already
>>66409830
Well then posting them makes you a horse fucker by proxy
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>66409867
Lol no
>bending over and changing your name for sjws
whioux a shit
>>66409792
Friendly reminder that a "North Dakota" hockey legend is, and always will be, Minnesotan.
>wongs
>>66409967
Are most of the players on the team from Minnesota?
Literally the best player to ever play the game
Why won't he ever leave me alone bros?
Just relentless
>>66404689
>sat in the wrong thread and didn't understand how it could be so dead
The loss is n me..
Why do Minnesotans care so much about completely irrelevant exhibition hockey?
All they ever talk about is high school games.
>>66410113
>those ads
Simply disgusting m8.
National rosters based on current point totals and scoring paces (These are not subjective rosters)
Canada
Jamie Benn - Sidney Crosby - Mark Stone
Taylor Hall - Tyler Seguin - Corey Perry
Brad Marchand - Joe Thornton - Wayne Simmonds
John Tavares - Connor McDavid - Claude Giroux
Brent Burns - Kris Letang
Mark Giordano - P.K Subban
Drew Doughty - Tyson Barrie
Russia
Artemi Panarin - Evgeny Kuznetsov - Vladimir Tarasenko
Alex Ovechkin - Evgeni Malkin - Nikita Kucherov
Nikolay Kulemin - Pavel Datsyuk - Nail Yakupov
Sergei Plotnikov - Artem Anisimov - Valeri Nichushkin
Andrei Markov - Dmitry Orlov
Dmitry Kulikov - Evgeny Medvedev
Alexey Marchenko - Alexei Emelin
Sweden
Daniel Sedin - Niklas Bäckström - Loui Eriksson
Filip Forsberg - Henrik Sedin - Patric Hornqvist
Gabriel Landeskog - Carl Soderberg - Gustav Nyquist
Alexander Steen - Mika Zibanejad - Jakob Silfverberg
Erik Karlsson - John Klingberg
Oliver Ekman-Larsson - Victor Hedman
Mattias Ekholm - Anton Stralman
USA
Johnny Gaudreau - Joe Pavelski - Patrick Kane
Max Pacioretty - Vincent Trocheck - Blake Wheeler
Zach Parise - Alex Galchenyuk - Kyle Okposo
Brandon Saad - Jack Eichel - Kyle Palmieri
Ryan Suter - Dustin Byfuglien
Keith Yandle - Shayne Gostisbehere
Kevin Shattenkirk - Nick Leddy
>>66410170
Minnesotans really really like minors
>>66410170
Let them have it dude, it's lol they've got.
>>66410102
Yes, and Alberta or Manitoba. They have had very few players actually from NoDak.
>>66410170
With respect anon, perhaps this is a fanbase that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. That man's name?
Zach Parise
>>66410102
Literally no one lives in ND so yeah
>>66410170
Probably because >we are the only ones with quality high school hockey. It's ok to be jealous little man, it must suck not ever playing hockey in your shit state
roy on suicide watch
>>66410199
>Stamkos not on team Canada
Pari2e is bad??
???????
??????
>>66410385
He sucks
>>66410380
>we are the only ones who gives a shit about high school hockey.
That's really sad. Have you guys considered getting a hobby, like learning guitar?
I'm a cute little trap who likes hockey and the Kings. I want Kopitar to fuck my boypussy so bad while Doughty nuts in my mouth.
college hockey is utter shit, jesus why did I even bother
>>66410509
Have you considered learning how to read little buddy?
>>66410199
>Sergei Plotnikov
>yakupov instead of Kovalchuk
lol. Are you even hokkei?
>>66410487
>8th in pts
>4th in goals
You should try watching hockey, it's pretty exciting. It's tough to follow the puck at first but there's a few tricks to picking it up quickly.
>SHORKS
>>66410580
>National rosters based on current point totals and scoring paces (These are not subjective rosters)
>the city of russian reading comprehension
>jone2
FUCK
>>66410509
>mfw trying to learn guitar for 20 years.
>can barely master Nothing else matters and Stairway to heaven.
>10 years younger little brother shreds every fucking song ever after 5 years of learning.
Talent is not just a buzz word.
>>66410199
Panarin- Anisimov-Kucherov
Ovechkin- Kuznetsov- Tarasenko
Kulemin- Malkin- Kovalchuk
Radulov- Datsyuk- Nichushkin
Make it better. You can't.
>>66410385
Again, the rosters aren't subjective it's based on NHL point totals. Stamkos is having a down year and hasn't out paced any of those players.
>>66410580
Kovy isn't in the NHL, I can't adjust Euro-league totals to NHL scoring.
Where were you when the Wongs gave up 7 (seven) goals while chasing a playoff spot
>>66410695
Nah not talent, learning curve. You grasp stuff so much faster with a young developing brain. Practicing does much more for kids than adults
>>66410723
Panarin- Barkov-Kucherov
Ovechkin- Kuznetsov- Tarasenko
Donskoi- Malkin- Kovalchuk
Radulov- Datsyuk- Nichushkin
>>66410315
There are more Canadians than minnesotans
>>66410695
I hear you. Father was a guitar master, multiple albums, toured for a while, worked for Gibson.
I've tried 8 or 9 times in my life to pick it up, only recently have I made any progress. Almost have Smells Like Teen Spirit and a few acoustic songs down.
I hate children good at music now.
Who can stop us?
>>66404638
Tampon Gay sucks dick tho
>>66410851
The second round
>>66410851
The refs
>>66410851
Any team with decent defense
>>66410851
Your own defense
>>66410859
>Habs talking shit about Tampa
Please continue, I need something to laugh at in the face of these injuries
>>66410851
niemi and lehtonen
>>66410723
>Malkin and kovy on the 3rd line
JUST
LOLZ
2-7
ROY THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66410807
Korpikoski - Draisaitl - Pakarinen
Laine - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Hartikanen - RNH - Rajala
Jonensuu - Matthews - Salinen
Rate
>>66410851
>.902
>suomalainen tavoitetaipumus
>>66410775
I'm 28 years old. I started playing guitar when I was 8 years old.
When I was about 16 I started to teach my younger brother how to play guitar.
He was just a fucking toddler. By the time he was 13 he played stuff that made my jaw drop.
Talent is not a buzz word, some people are just born to do shit.
>>66410851
>us
basement stairs
>Janmark singlehandily winning this nights sweden vs Finland
>Rantabusts fails to put up points against anything else but kids yet another time
You know, sometimes you just have to watch divegrass to realize how great we have it in hockey.
>no theatrics
>no egomanical players in the same degree
>no oil money completely ruining the sport
>drafts and salary cap creating balance
>playoffs
>no away goal rule
>enough games in the playoffs that a series can't be decided by a team having a good day
>clock stopping at interruptions means no time wasting
>no money invloved in trades themselves
>no ties
>few enough fans that the threads stay comfy
seriously improving hockey is a matter of tiny details, it's fucking perfect
>>66410807
Where's Purjalalvi?
>>66410798
KIWI
I
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I
>>66411041
he's swedish
>It's a "Patrick Roy pulls his goalie with 10 (ten) minutes left in the game" game
Fucking.
M A D M A N
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>>66410859
WEW LAD
why the hell are you even posting here anymore
>>66411009
>tavoitetaipumus
what
>>66411027
Also
>no commercials
>no whistles every 10 seconds
fuck I love roy
>>66411009
>tavoitetaipumus
Is North Dakota the comfiest state in USA? I dream of living in there in a small town. Then again my mental image of Dakota is 100% formed by HBO's Fargo.
>>66410723
Panarainen- Aanissimoov- Kuucherovainen
Ovechkiinuula- Kuznetsainen- Taaraasenkjaula
Kulemiaki- Malkula- Kovaalchuukiane
Raduulaa-Datsyuukiauki- Nichuushkiskanen
>shorks
Will they ever clench a playoff spot?
>Landescock
Literally rivalling dusthin brown for worst captain
>unironically pulling your tender with 10 minites left
Wew nice strategy you have there Mr. Roy
At least this game is over so I can focus on the St. Cloud game.
>>66410940
that pic looks really old desu
>>66411343
what did he do now
>>66411314
Seems comfy as fuck desu
I'll move with you pekka
>>66411314
Up/northern Wisconsin to the Rockies is all the same
Breddy comfy
>>66411027
and no sandniggers
>>66411314
Fargo is a comfy-tier city with good bars and some loose college qt's.
The rest is literally shit tho 2behonest
>>66411314
looks like canada desu
>>66411334
They have to the pac division is garbage.
>>66411303
>>66411270
I typed "goal" and "tending" in google translate since I couldn't get the word by itself.
By what did I mean by this?
>>66411386
Basically let Granlund score on an empty net with 10 minutes left
>>66411375
No kidding
They're both retiring to Tampa, probably get comfy jobs with the Bolts like Andreychuk and Dingman
>Granlund - SH EN Goal (11:06)
Wat
>>66411541
MADMAN ROY'S WILD RIDE
>>66411541
Patrick Wah, everyone
>>66411541
Roy is the lunatic we deserve, but not the one we need right now
>>66411314
All northern Minnesota and eastern North Dakota towns look like that lol
Like a spitting fucking image haha
>>66411541
the best coach in hockey
