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Germany vs England subedtioin
Old thread: >>66388617
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Germany will win 2-1
You'll see.
Reminder I'm STILL selling accounts
Far too much on Senegal
Euan and Albania such FRAUDS sub sub-edition.
>>66406218
>fucking up the word "edition" twice
s-sorry buddies
>>66406237
>impersonating me
I am actually selling accounts though lads
>>66406218
>Özil not helping defensively at all
>Khedira fucking it up
>Rüdiger fucking it up big time
>Gomez will miss sitters
wish I could make money from that, but I don't think that's an option.
>>66406293
just say it's a meme next time
>Alli @6.50 AGS
Guarantee Lallana will score
Heather Watson is our new tennis queen, literally winning every match on decent odds
Why on earth does Henderson start?
Anyone remember that time i won £900 on the champions league final and then lost it all on a single bet a couple days later
>>66406411
nah me neither
Brusque are winning 2-0 and still @ 1.40 to win
>>66406492
>teams never lose 2 goal leads
>>66406528
How is that your interpretation of my post
Anyone got the screen cap where Mackers says his eyesight has gone? Giggling like a school girl just thinking of it.
>>66406546
You are implying it's a good bet because they're 2-0 up. Do you even know anything about the teams?
If Germany can find the net then they have a high chance of winning
>Betting Pundit: Michael Owen
DUDE ALTITUDE LMAO
>>66406570
I know that brusque are now winning 3-0
>inb4 teams never lose 3 goal leads
>>66406709
>it won therefore it was a good bet
Ok
Only went and got odds of 5.00 for draw in u21 swiss vs eng
5 mre mins left
>>66406765
>im automatically assuming its a bad bet
>just because
>spin and bet
Lmao what
>>66406875
Looks dece
>>66406875
pmsl
why is Kane still wearing that mask?
>>66406937
If he pulled it off it would be extremely painful
>>66406875
Definitely not a way for bookies to skim a little more money from retards. It's as bad as people who play roulette or any virtual gambling, why would it not be geared for the punters to lose money
>Itvplayer
>SD
What is this, 2004?
>>66407048
itv have the worst online streaming service by far
Can't stop backing the drift
>>66407333
Going to be up another 1k when Germany wins pmsl
So very large on under 11.5 corners
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
I AM STILL SELLING ACCOUNTS
>Under 2.5 STILL backable
Senegal PLEASE
FUMING
linesman is on england
jump on
inplay2g is literally a soccerway/rball warrior
Senegal goal WHEN?
should have been about 12 yellow cards already
the fuck is this ref doing
>>66408216
Init
At least we got the linesman
>>66408216
friendly lid
In such a need of Senegal goal that I literally cannot spake.
Can't resist Germany @ 2.2
On
feet have gone
Hope Senegal has a fucking famine. Absolute cunts.
>>66408216
>backing over on bookings in a friendly
absolute madman, hope you got a good price
Goffy on good form tonight, missing out if you're not following him
>>66408396
Awwwwwwww tears!
>>66408453
Jog on.
1111111111 card
>>66408400
yeah its a good point, but there have been 15 bookings in the 5 previous friendlies today, so the referees do hand out yellows in the friendlies. also already 1 booking as i type this post
S E N E G A L
22222222222 SENEGAL BRAINS
>>66408519
haha i swear there is one guy, who doesnt bet, and just waits for our losses so he can post
>tears
Orlando Magic +5.5 is tempting af
It's about fucking time.
Pmsl HUP
>>66407352
Too easy pmsl
>>66408360
Should have jumped on at 2.3
>>66408360
It's a strange sort of feel
>asking to be stretchered off so you don't look as bad for conceding at your near post.
>>66408974
Fuck off Ivory Coast
>>66406709
pmsl 3-3
>>66406709
PMSL
MUGS LOSE AGAIN
>>66409301
pmsl
Senegal -1.5 absolutely surreal tbqh. Up insane.
>england nt
>>66406709
>>66409464
">We" lost to fucking Guatemala
>>66409464
>friendly
>blooter on an injured keeper
>losing 2-0 to guatemala
where's Ray with the half time odds???
Lumped on Germany - 1 at 23/10 fuck that lino
1k on niger 3rd goal
Senegoals hup x.
Imagine being the guy who said they shouldnt have been -2 and I didnt know what I was talking about. More embarrassing than not being on desu
>>66409464
>being slightly outplayed by the best team in the world
>worthy of ridicule
Pick 1
>>66409301
>>66409334
>>66409491
sorry to spoil you fun but i never bet on it
>>66409593
Why didn't you tip it liddo
>>66409550
England to win 2-1 @19
>>66409593
Why no TT tip lad? Easy one tbqhwy
>>66409787
that was the advert you dopey cunt
>>66409622
Sure thing lid pmsl
>>66409822
>Not making food in the ad breaks
>Watching the bet jew instead
>>66409593
If they'd only won 1-0 you wouldn't have been so smug. -1.5 was a good bet but don't act like it was a certainty. You really do make it hard for yourself.
Ref left his cards in the office at halftime pmsl
>>66409929
>being a fatty
>>66409966
He has accidentally bought out his Easter cards with him. His friends and family will be in for a shock tomorrow.
>>66409936
>certainty
Just going to disregard your opinion
>>66410017
pmsl
>>66409936
Just give him this one, dece bet even if price was right
>>66410041
Hope you have as much on Richmond as I do, Harrisburg are BEYOND dire
>Hendo will never be a decent footballer
>deez always mad englanders even more perturbed that the three simbas are about to get poached
Welbeck refusing to pass to Kane.
Always a gooner.
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>>66410119
Been busy and not even looked at it. And someone has forgotten to turn on the YT stream. Seething.
Even though I'm on Germany to win, tis sad to see England go 2 down
>>66410298
Players need their heads sorting out
O2.5 easy monies
ITS COMING HOME
The meme lives on!
harry kane is the best talent this country has produced since gazza
>>66410217
My model has them on a -1, Islanders lost quite a few players and their singings aren't as good which showed in pre-season.
Schurlle anytime, get on it
Cant stop giggling at unders backers
>>66410548
Just read some about the players and got the stream. On -0.75. Missed -0.5 zzzz.
Got preseason results?
Ref CANNOT find his cards pmsl
>>66410667
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Harrisburg_City_Islanders_season#Preseason
111111111
BASED NEUER
>>66410119
I don't deny it was a good bet. It's just his arrogance in winning I find irritating. You never see posts like >>66409593 before the game's settled.
>>66410770
Ah cheers. Didnt even think to check wiki. Those are some shocking results.
>>66410836
It was before FT tbf
Chat shitl get banged
>20 free kicks
>1 card
>>66410911
of course it was, it isn't full blown aftertiming then is it? :^)
Islanders so shit pmsl
222222222
ITS COMING HOME
GET
B A N G E D
NEUER BTFO
FUCK
HAD TOO MUCH ON GERMANY SW
>>66411004
I tipped it in the last thread and mentioned it several times. How the fuck is it aftertiming? How much do you want to hate me?
>>66410770
Nice shout.
>USA
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>66411325
pmsl
>>66405581
Fuck Jamie Vardy
>germs -1
>tfw cheeky draw or england win bet
>>66410163
been any good bets today?
>>66405932
>>66405951
>>66406021
Nice work /bet/
>He didn't lay off his Germany SW when they hit 1.03
>>66411609
Let's see your green book
>>66411315
I don't hate you. With >>66409593 you're essentially saying it was a good bet because it won. I'm saying it was a good bet regardless of the result. However you wouldn't have had a go at the guy who said they shouldn't have been on a -2, if it had stayed 1-0, that's the aftertiming bit. Just be gracious, less of the >IMAGINE
Miss of the decade?
>>66411643
Backed and laid on different bookies desu
>>66411749
They were on a -1.75 after going 1-0 up about 20 min in. That means -2 was the correct line at ko.
>>66411749
I'd give at least a little back if I got as much abuse as Euan tbf. Not saying I agree with it, definitely best if we all just get along but I'm not surprised Euan feels the need to give a bit back.
>>66411480
Poland in play
>>66411480
Morocco was sweaty but it came off good.
>>66411749
Pmsl get over it you mong, I always banter Euan when he loses but you seem like a seething greasy little perma-DAC virgin. Please just have sex already, you obsessed little nerd.
>he wasn't on england +
lads
>Got on ENG SW @6.00
Krauts BTFO
>>66412193
> Got on at @5 and had a large on DNB @3.5
Feels good m8
>>66412188
Well played lid
>>66412188
congrats
Jumped on Eng at 2-1
Quids in lids
>>66412188
Good on you
>>66411816
For the last time, I don't deny that, it was a good value bet well done.
I'm just saying you can't use the final scoreline as justification for your bet which >>66409593 clearly does.
IMAGINE not building a dossier
>>66412405
What else shall I use then? Attendance? Air temperature? Number of sub? Number of offsides? Wind speed?
>>66412551
Do not like were this post is going. Reported
>>66412609
It#s characters in the /bet/ play I'm writing.
>>66412551
pmsl
>>66412667
v. interested in this
can i have a cameo?
>>66412586
No you dafty. You already justified your bet when you did the write-up and explained why the lines were wrong etc
The fact it won doesn't make it a good bet, or is that what you're trying to argue? Because we all know how that ends.
What's the Germany chase bets lads
DC United DNB?
>>66412715
Sure pal
>>66412786
PLEASE just have sex, what are you trying to get out of this?
>>66412791
>he bet on Germany
Been saying for days how England was value, you've only got yourself to blame
I think im actually cursed
i fucking hate my life
i honestly feel like someone is fucking with me, like there is a higher power trying to prove a point by fucking up all my bets
i feel like im losing sanity
>>66412786
You've made 5 or 6 posts and I still have no idea what your point is.
>>66412667
Heard this first mentioned about a year ago. Slow progress?
>>66413071
bad runs man
i lost about 10 units today, got a few more bets to lose yet too
>>66413119
You can't rush art
>>66412791
My work-in-progress USL model has Real Monarchs on a -0.75 so a little bit of value there, the rest of the matches are surprisingly well priced unfortunately.
>>66413072
Yes you do you little rascal. My point is you made a good bet, but only rubbed it in the -2 guy's face after it had won, which is aftertiming, and bad form.
>>66413248
I'm one of the biggest haters of aftertiming and Euan in these threads and that isn't aftertiming, he tipped it well before kick off and FT and is therefore entitled to gloat. You really are a strange little man.
>>66413248
You are right. I am the only one to ever do this and it was inappropriate. We do definitely need less banter in /bet/ and I am sorry for not staying completely within the rules by posting something other than a tip or constructive comment.
>>66412551
>Sublings
Only on Richmond SW, need to have more faith in my model ffs.
>>66413398
Is getting on -0.25 a bad idea
>>66413231
Please don't let me down
>>66413424
FFS
>You will never watch a game in a way overcrowded stadium in Africa
>>66413658
Good
>>66413658
>that horse
>>66413855
There's 3 horses
Need a 3 goal Richmond win like air
>Euan's dream job is to be Will Wilde's assistant
can i get a pmsl
>>66414044
WHY THE FUCK ARWNT THEY SCORING REEEEEEEEEE
>>66414121
Isn't that everyone's dream job?
Can't stop backing Corinthians -1.
Won't stop backing Corinthians -1.
>>66414121
>Man U have won the last 5 games at home vs Newcastle. Back them @ 8/11
He's a fraud now.
>>66414318
I want to be yours but I don't want a job ;)
>>66414596
Uni only stopped doing spreadsheets because he accidentally beat his last assistant to death.
>>66414634
>he doesn't get off on being in danger
Literally the only reason I want the job.
>MLS defending
>only had 1 round
>boxing
>>66414634
>accidentally
;)
Need a femdom gf to beat me up for being dac tbqh
Need to stop having sex tbqh. My dick is turning into a kebab lids
>>66414822
How are you going to afford a femdom gf if you're dac?
>>66414822
THIS.
why are girls so submissive? just want someone to tell me to eat their ass and kiss their feet desu
>>66415036
>tfw no sex for nearly 6 months
feel like a virgin again
>>66415215
>tfw she says fuck me hard and then afterwards said it was too hard, even though she squirted all over the sheets
Ok
Is the secret to be against everything Big Al says?
>>66415500
Bet*
>>66415500
le shout and dont tip man. Would be lower than -50% is he tipped his shouts.
Pennies on Charlotte 0ah. Look the marginally better team.
>>66415500
wait a second
if someone has a CONSISTENTLY negative ROI over long term then surely LAYING their tips would give you a profit?
>>66415543
erm, have you even been watching? Got the teams mixed up? Been all Louiseville so far lid
>>66415543
Are you for real?
England are so sick
>>66415697
>>66415764
I have made a grave mistake
>>66415576
Yep
Give him a follow and have smarkets up = free cash
>>66415906
why smarkets?
Do continental Europe's clocks go forward tonight too?
>>66416008
yes
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/dst/2016.html
>>66416008
pmsl imagine if it was just UK time
>>66416065
PMSL actually pissing tho LMAO
>>66416008
Reminder that clocks going forwards and backwards is -ev
why the fuck is the Tulsa v RGV game not on any bookies?
Tulsa were on a -0.5. Would love to be on +0.5.
I watched one of Swope's preseason friendlies a few weeks ago and they were very good for a new team still Timbers +1 feels big. Would've priced it up a lot closer personally.
Seems to be a few people paying attention to USL games. Easy to watch and find info on, big limits in asia. Anyone interested in making some private group to discuss American football this year or will everyone be happy to post on here to the same extent?
Ive tipped Colorado on tt btw. Just had goal dis.
>>66416441
>private group
fuck off you melt we used to bet on USA lower leagues all the time last year too in /bet/
>>66416441
>>66416497
Does seem like a lot of value to be had tbqh. I'm all up for discussion on here
>>66416441
I fall in and out of love with these leagues. Will likely end up much like last season, loads of value early on but drys up quickly and if you don't get out early on the bookies gobble up everything you've earned in the first few games of the season.
>>66416497
not on 365 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66416511
Not sure if you have noticed but people dont exactly share much these days and discuss even less.
>>66416550
actually not on ANY bubblegums
WHY?
>>66416551
well be the change you want to see :)
>>66416511
Euan is utterly desperate to control something
>>66416441
Famed USL expert Euan Park
>>66416371
Looks like Kelly scores 3
>>66416590
Trying my best.
>>66416655
cant lose ;)
Euan begging to be spoonfed, just go with the flow, late night discussion and comfy streams, take a chill pill man
>>66416655
pmsl
>>66416441
You can do it and it might be good for a while but still feel like it'll end up 30% complete leeches, 50% people who will mostly just troll you and certainly will call you a fraud when you tip a loser, 10% who maybe contribute a bit but mostly stay silent but not to leech but so they don't get kicked from the group and can post here anonymously to mock you when you tip a loser and 10% who actually contribute and have no other agenda.
>>66416700
welcome to /bet/
There are rumors of a fix but I ain't saying no more.
;)
>>66416700
Im talking about 4 to 8 people who are actually interested so it would work by helping each other. Leeches kicked etc.
Leggo Swope Park Rangers.
>>66416781
you already tried this with the group last year then you stopped like a week later
>>66416797
The FB one? FB group wouldnt work.
Would work better if it was kik or whatsapp or FB messenger.
>>66416826
you mean like the telegram group?
>>66416826
Wouldn't mind one on Kik but only because I've tried the others and don't like them much so just hoping it'll be better
>>66416846
I guess, but smaller. And preferably on a platform that works on a laptop.
It would only work if it was full of people who want to contribute (like me and the guy who tipped Richmond)
If those people post on /bet/, then there is no need for the group.
I just know people are more likely to tip to a group if they get good tips in return.
LOUISVILLE
>>66416886
If swope aren't winning by half time. I'm going to find you..... I'm going to stab you in the throat. This is a 100% fact.
I hate you Euan.
>>66416992
I AM PMSL
>>66417006
Or take the half loss and reback the better team? Then come for me if it loses.
>>66417037
Nope. I'm going to kill you. Hope you're ready mate.
zzzzzzzz
hope you got on NYR
Real Monarchs looking pretty good on the stream
>>66417063
Meet you in George Square in an hour.
Pls score Corinthians ;_;
>>66417334
No. I will fucking slice you up though lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3n4GRt6UBE
Guy collapsed at random in the Real Monarchs game, paramedics rushed on by both sides
