#lifegoals 5th edition (more profit plz sub-editon)
Comfy international break week, cheeky lay on Portugal hup x sub-sub edition
Old thread: >>66368911
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>>66388617
slags
Laying Portugal was a bad bet
Wizards U112 lids
sums! to be had.
>>66388617
Aftertiming cunt
>tfw If I had only bet on the games I track on that site my profits would look like pic related
Don't even know why I still track (some) bets there, it's completely pointless if I don't track 100% of them.
>tfw Goody is your landlord
in tears
off to take some pills
HAHA TIME FOR COLLECTION
How do people do this for a living? Fucking bullshit.
>>66388784
Doesn't even show the missed pen either
End the day on a high lids
>bet $70 for Portugal game to stay 1-0.
>Portugal had a crazy amount of attempts
Man that was a hell of a ride
>>66388790
only very, very few can do this for a living.
>>66388790
Bankroll management
>>66388803
>I have a great memory
How can he sleep at night?
>>66388790
By not backing Portugal in international friendlies.
>>66388803
>game kicks off in 25 minutes
He truly is clueless
>>66388840
Didn't realise Tesco had ventured into the Albanian market.
>>66388861
What?
>>66388803
well... I have already backed Panama
>>66388875
He says the game kicks off in 25 minutes, but it doesn't start for over an hour
>>66388875
its in 1h 15 min
>>66388803
so so so excited for this
>>66388803
Got an absolutely stupid loss chase on this. Should be going to sleep to forget about today and keep my head, but I've got hundreds on this now
>>66388925
I'm chasing losses because of tips like that
>pre-staking
come on now
Iowa State +6, ML if you're feeling ballsy
>>66388925
Don't put money on it until it starts
>>66388957
too late lid, too scared about line dropping like it does every time I wait for inplay
>he doesnt bet on both teams
>>66389017
>he's made a bet in 206
>>66388925
>hundreds on this now
WHOA THERE BIG BOY
THREE DIGITS?
FUCKING HELL MATE YOURE GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE IF THIS WINS
PMSL
Haiti odds dropping
>>66389054
piss off tory cunt, not all of us are born with thousands of mommy and daddy's pounds and I have more economic responsibilities than you
Wassup /bet haven't been here in ages. You stil betting on slags? Who are the goto trips these days?
>>66389092
PLEASE have sex
>>66389107
>this """banter"""
>>66389094
big fan of this gif
Way too much on Haiti for this to be healthy
I've got a grand on Haiti. Quitting gambling forever if this loses, won't be able to watch, taking some sleeping pills and hopefully waking up to a winner, today has killed me
>>66389146
A grand? that's a bit much m8. Haiti are good but not THAT good. I hope they win though
>>66389146
Post slip, from phone so you can't inspect element
>>66389146
>putting 1k on a Mackers tip
>>66389146
Should wait for stream before getting on lid
Warriors o/u? Feeling overs tonight guys
>>66389174
About to go to sleep. Pray for me
>>66389094
What happened to the "tears" meme?
What happened to Oil?
>>66389219
I'm predicting a safe 2-0 win, I hope it comes through for you
:^ )
>>66389219
do you have enough sleeping pills left to kill yourself when you lose that bet?
>>66389219
shaking
>>66389219
Oh boy
>>66389226
Is R-ball still a thing?
>>66389219
gl f@m
>>66389219
I'm sure 1k is just a medium stake for a few on here desu
>>66389298
its tiny for me senpai
Literally no reason for FC Montreal to be favs
>>66389219
Mackers is on a pretty awful run so he's probably >due a win. Best of luck
>>66389319
Tip it :)
>>66389298
It's a small/medium bet for myself. I'm on Haiti small (750)
>>66389319
Le rball man
Still 7 hours to go but I just checked out the Australian matches and I'm gonna put a bigger stake on Perth Glory to beat Newcastle Jets @ 1.95
Too much on Steel FC
>>66389386
Yeah, mate. I'm rballing USL.
tfw you will never be as useless as Bethlehem Steel's #14
111111111111111111111111111
Think I'm gonna name my first child Euan desu
LITERALLY paid for my marriage with his tips
>no Goatin or Gimenez for Urgay
>Nerman and Luisito
>Dunga
>the city of Brazil's defense
2.5o easy
SHAKING for Haiti
zzzzzzz Euan stealing BT's tips now as well as Albanian tips pmsl
has Euan officially surpassed flatanon as best tipster after tonight?
>>66389696
Proof BT tipped it before Euan?
>>66389718
BT wanted 2k on them in the last thread
Need Haiti so so bad
>>66389732
Hmm, got any proof to back this up friendo?
Stop stealing tips from the group chat Euan, consider this your final warning.
>>66389751
Got any proof that you aren't just a pixel punting shelf stacker hiding behind a proxy? :^)
>>66389761
pmsl
>>66389775
Yes, my tips in /bet/ prove that.
Now seriously, when did BT want 2k on them? Proof?
Rebacked the 0.0 line and then I did a bit of research and found out this is the Steel's first game, EVER
>>66389798
Look in the last thread mong
>>66389817
An anon shithead saying "BT wants 2k on a team" is not proof enough, you spastic.
>inplay2g posting screenshots from his android
How can I take someone's tips who can't even afford an iPhone ffs.
Hes the only paid tipster I follow - but I realise he's shit, gonna join ProTips when I get paid.
>>66389830
An anon shothead who posts on an Albanian proxy is
NEED haiti win here or I'm not making rent
Haiti plz
Feel like crying every time Panama touch the ball tbqh
>>66389802
>EVER
Nice """"research"""
Anyone watching Steelers? There's a stream on YouTube
http://youtu.be/8h7OqYddZoM
>tfw haiti is last in the group with zero wins and 2 losses
mackers is playing with fire once again
>that suspend
>>66390089
>not watching the stream
why
you guys went with DNB, right? r-right?
>>66390100
Watching American Crime Story tbqh, got rball on phone.
>>66390108
Yep @1.90
Haiti's defence looks abysmal
>>66390108
I always go for 0.25
Draw no bets are frustrating desu, I'd rather take the higher odds and be more confident about my bet
Not sure if I should be watching this. Already cringing every time panama has possession
>>66390145
I waited a few minutes too long and only got it @ 1.83. gotta say, not too confident in it either. also got a stake on costa rica and theyre already 1 behind against jamaica. fml
>Haitian defending
literally what the fuck
>>66390188
We can cry together, lid.
>>66390188
Feelsbadman
Uruguay-Brazil is fixed for a draw.
>>66390285
No its not. Please no-one back a draw, back 2-1 Brazil
>>66390285
that would be the final nail in the coffin for me.
>>66389319
Missed this tip. Tears.
Euan SURREAL
>Losing to a country that is only known because of a movie about fucking bobsledding
>>66390285
it's fixed for a suarez winner
>>66390320
>not knowing Bob Marley
Ok
>placed my bet on Uruguay+1.5 and 5 seconds later I found out their entire starting back four is missing
Proud to be American
I just signed up for mobile betting.
Finally, my path to degeneracy has begun.
>>66390406
>le white kid with green red and yellow gear
Fuck off jabroner
>>66390558
I did that today, too. Lost my €50 qualifying bet, because I didnt bother laying it.
>>66390560
>implying
Literally everyone who doesn't live under a rock knows who he is you fucking meff
Costa Rica game evened out, maybe they can come back stronger in the 2nd half. I'd even be fine with a draw. PLS ; ;
hup!
>>66390667
>evened out.
They had 1 or 2 decent attacks, but they've been pretty much dominated other than that.
We're just lucky the bread van hasn't got to the stadium yet to energise the apes.
>Raps 2.10 sw
VALUE, get on
KEK brazil 1'
HERE WE GO
>>66390729
Okay then, that doesn't sound too good. I just had a short look at the stats, I was mostly watching the Haiti game.
>>66390844
They do look more dangerous in those attacks however.
Hope is not lost.
>>66390796
Got on -1 just now
Pls Brazil
>>66390954
im on brazil & o2.5
>>66390747
58-54 raps now
come on lids
>>66391189
>anyone who knows who Bob Marley is is obviously a stoner
Ok
>>66391264
Calm down "dude"
HATE betting on corners
O10.5 corners in the Brazil game looks like a dream now. Uruguay are just getting throw ins
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fucking costa rica is ruining my accu. CUNTS
COME ON JUST ONE GOAL.
Wont stop backing Senegal until kick off. Winnings from every bet I and the stake from every bet I lose will be on them. Going to be rich come 9 pm.
>>66392235
>Winnings from every bet I win
Shaking too much just thinking about it.
>>66392235
Why?
>>66392490
My model has them closer to -2 than -1.5
Odds for Mexico went up to 1.61, what's up with that?
>>66392594
You dont have a model.
>>66392648
50 year old Marquez starting
Uruguay equalized. If Brazil fuck up I'm gonna be suicidal.
>>66392869
Oh, I see.
hot and dangerous
>>66393021
I think you should stop betting desu. Im not trying to be a dick; Im giving you genuine, friendly advice.
I put a cheeky bet on Guatemala
>>66393245
FFS
>THE CITY OF AMERICA
>>66393245
got a juicy one on USA ; ;
>>66393239
Nah it's all cool. I can afford losing whatever I may end up losing. It's just me being a drama queen.
>>66393302
lmao
easiest £55 I'll ever make
US -1 from now?
>>66393547
better not..
>the city of USMNT
Who Guatemala +1 here?
>>66393681
Was too scared to get on. Was hoping for -1.5. Comfy on Uruguay+2 and +1.5 now. Will put some on Mexico ml soon.
>>66393903
>goal when bet processing face.jpeg
>>66394247
Mate they scored a second after I put it on, thanks breh.
>tfw had Uruguay DC @6.5
>tfw it's in an accumulator with GSW
GSW vs Mavericks is gonna be over 220 isn't it
Ffs
>>66392594
Pmsl
take usa to score next, usa to tie at like 4/1
>>66390285
Hello?
Need us goal like a I r
So I don't follow central american qualification, but is Guatemala beating USA a huge upset? Are USA using their full strength side?
Kyoto Purple Sanga +0.5 is free $
>>66396097
What do you think m8
>>66396268
>free
>>66396637
its free money my man
can't stop backing Shimzu
My 4 team accu will be complete once the warriors game is over, easy $790
Do people here discuss daily fantasy sports like draftkings? I myself have never bet money on sports, but over the last couple months I've been visualizing NFL draftkings data from the past two years (that's all there is so far) in the R programming language mostly as a way to learn R. It's been pretty entertaining so far, and I'm considering possibly betting money on it when the NFL season starts in the fall.
Again I ask, does anyone here discuss daily fantasy NFL or fantasy NFL at all?
>>66396902
I forgot to add, the cheap buy-in against many other players with a chance for large winnings makes daily fantasy sports conducive to refining a strategy as one learns, which, in turn, is conducive to repetition aka computer science.
>>66396902
>>66396937
Not really. It's mainly a money sink
>Win one
>lose one
>win one
>lose one
How do I stop this?
>>66396902
>>66396937
I feel like this is a troll ask every week, but no one here cares/discusses fantasy sports although fantasy sports betting is mainly an american thing and Americans are a minority here.
It's a lot more effort for a smaller chance of big returns.
>>66396997
stop betting on lotto shite
reminder that perth glory is easy $
Just woke up, refund on Haiti, should have bet +0.75 zz
$$$$$
so what's the bet
reminder to put your bankroll on NYR if odds are above 1.01.
Perth SO comfy. Hoping brisbane can come through as well
>>66398763
Bit o squeaky bum time at the end there.
>>66398795
Yep, as per usual in the a-league. Think brisbane roar will take it? I just got on because I've never lost betting on them
>>66398819
i followed you with an addict bet
T I T A N S
>>66398819
Brisbane will win.
>>66398966
Oh dear, oh dear
>>66399206
Remember this is the A-league
>>66399296
Based a league Brisbane in the lead
This lass any good? Might start following
https://twitter.com/inplaylady/status/713632808967778304
SKT 2-0
Reminder Albania is still a FRAUD
>>66399672
Well duh
anybody got ProTip leaks?
Ref seems to be medium on sydney. I've already got the towels out for the 90th minute a-league sweat
>>66399821
there we are, fuck this league so very much
>australian sports
>>66399834
honestly, a-league has to be the shittiest league in the world
>trust /bet/ for U112 on Wizards
>game goes to double OT
Why do I keep putting money on apehoop ... Tears for me please.
>>66394843
>>66392652
Well well, 1.99 in to 1.75. Hope someone else was on to enjoy the value.
Who /leaving refunds out your spreadsheet to boost ROI/ here
>he isnt on germany 3-1, germany -1, and -2 +2 tie
I'm ok don't worry
Afreeca up 1-0, 1 to go.
>>66400197
>He isn't on England
Literally our year la
Think it's time for me to get a trip
SO MUCH ON DRC
>>66400244
go on then
>>66400339
This + medium on Rwanda -0.25
FC Minsk LADS.
>>66400176
Just because the odds shorten doesn't make it a good bet...
>>66400447
Hate this gimmick.
>>66400447
Not this again
>>66400427
Rwanda is a bad bet, missing a couple of players
>>66400472
I see your point that it's better to have got on when you did than now as the odds have got worse but regardless if the bet loses it doesn't matter what odds you've taken at the end of the day
>>66400473
No it isn't, they have a perfectly capable squad and are all over them at the moment. Mauritius are missing their captain and are almost all domestic-based bar a couple of them, price is ludicrous tbqh.
>>66400490
Are the Bru brothers playing? Bayisenge and Sugira are missing aren't they?
>>66400482
Good post
>>66400482
Say you get on now. You win 75p/£1 while I win 99p. Fine.
But if you do the same over 10 or 100 or 1000 bets and win some and lose some. We lose the same on losers but I win more on winners. Overall I am up a a bit and you are either up a bit or down, depending on hit rate. And that is value betting 101.
Please reply "nibs"
>>66400528
SO SHREWD
>>66400511
Only Kevin Bru is playing, wish there was a stream but have to do with this
15' Mauritius 0-0 Rwanda. Amavubi have come close through captain Haruna Niyonzima & Jean Claude Iranzi. Home side sitting back.
28' Mauritius 0-0 Rwanda. Amavubi have had three back-to-back chances but Mauritius has been solid. Cleared off the line too.
30' Mauritius 0-0 Rwanda. Amavubi have enjoyed most of the ball possession but are yet to break the deadlock.
As expected, Mauritius is packing the bus at home but Rwanda does not have that luxury & are going all out in search of a goal.
>>66400192
Sometimes do this, especially big bets or ones where I expect it to be a refund with just 10 mins left or something. What's the reason for it lowering roi? Risking money for no return?
>>66400528
I see your point, thanks for the post, never saw it like that
1.40 odds for a match to finish u 4.75 goals
>>66400432
hup
>tfw putting all of my winnings into topping up on Team Vitality lotto shite
>>66400640
When are they playing? Can't find the market
>>66400675
April 2nd
shaking for a week in advance
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-03-26/its-crunch-time-as-richard-osman-launches-world-cup-of-crisps-2016
It is time /bet/ made itself great again. We can bet on this so where do we start?
https://www.betfair.com/sport/special-bets?id=8614112&eventId=27372314&competitionEventId=27642268&action=loadCompetition&competitionId=8614112&modules=multipickoutright@1007
>>66400705
They won't win but chipsticks criminally underrated desu.
>Frazzles favourite to win
You're having a laugh. Average crisp.
Sensations also overrated.
McCoys flame grilled steak value imo.
Not bothered about them myself but won't be surprised to see Monster Munch win.
>>66400705
McCoys flame grilled steak looks a great e/w bet but..
>max stake £4.50
>>66400748
So a medium stake for Euan pmsl
>>66400705
Small on walkers cheese and onion
>>66400748
>Money from losing bets going to charity so betfair guaranteed to lose out already
>Easily manipulated public voting determines the outcome
Not in the slightest surprising to find the max bet is tiny.
>>66400736
Ive had a quick look and cheese and onion is the most popular "normal" flavour based on YouGov data. In the 18-24 demographic, it is very even between c&o, s&p, salted, and prawn cocktail.
Chipsticks are tying top of their tough group atm. Could be a shout.
Remember you can see how the voting is going by voting. 20k votes so your has no influence.
>>66400748
Meat based crisps arent meant to do well. Only been one up so far so would wait to see how others do.
>>66400761
pmsl
Does anyone consistently do well on in-play betting, next goals etc.
It's something i've always avoided because it seems too random or risky
I guess there's comfort in pre-meditated bets, as opposed to betting on rball
Doritos chilli heatwave are the best crisps
Posh ones like kettle crisps and Tyrell's are dece too, mum normally buys them when she's entertaining but I often polish them off before her guests come pmsl
Down insane
>BetBright
>>66400562
>backing an African team away
Only have myself to blame
>>66400820
pmsl at the religious nutjobs complaining over that
Was good banter imo
>>66400833
The meme never ends
>>66400820
Original email sender should get a pay rise, Brian Farrell should be sacked for sense of humour failure imo.
>>66400842
Thanks Nick
>>66400833
Awwwwwwww tears!
>tfw your very first account finally gets fully limited
i-it was a good ride, farewell ;_;
>>66400860
>3 years later
>>66400473
Told you, HUP HUP on the +
>>66400860
I knew you were a mug but not this much of a mug
Sao Tome & Principle, Guinea-Bisau, Comoros, Mauritania and now Mauritius leading against Rwanda. No more small football nations in Africa.
>>66400860
Want to buy any accounts m8?
>>66400888
damn...
>>66400891
This gimmick is getting boring zzzzz
>>66400868
>>66400877
Just a bit over 3 years. Been limited to €60 payout for about half of that, now limited to €4 payout after Itapipoca yesterday
I've had other accounts limited in between ofc, but this was my first ever account. First ever bet included. Just a bad feel
>>66400888
LEE
E
E
>>66400906
;_;
>>66400902
I'm selling accounts you mong, where else am i supposed to sell?
>>66400888
Bit coarse. Don't think you'll win a pulitzer prize for filth.
>>66400915
What happened to Euan, thought he was interested
>>66400906
how much you had on itapipoca m8
>>66400923
No idea, trust issues i guess.
