Bolivian pen

Why do you want all these big houses and Yachts when you have no friends?

Bet that mopheaded, greasy little worm is giggling to himself so much with these threads. Probably even told his mum.

>>66368941
because being alone in a big house or in a yacht is such an amazing feel

mackers dac

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>>66368931
+ more on bubblegums, average is 747/day this month

>he's placed a bet in 2016

>>66368941
To make me feel better about myself.

Argentina to score over 1.5 goals @ 2.2

Peru to score over 1.5 goals @ 1.8

>>66369007
What's your ROI?
What leagues are most profitable in?

>>66369007

How does £2,129.63 = 3k?

>>66369066

>trying to steal my edge

>>66369068
> + more on bubblegums
Learn to read, you annoying spotty faced seething moron.

>>66368941
money >>> people desu

>>66369066
Stop trying to subtly get spoonfed from me

>>66369068
Because the rest is across 3/4 bubblegums and I'm not going to go screenshotting them all, it's actually £3,334 in total :)

>>66369007
Post bets today on Asian idds anyone can inspect element that bit you've screenshot

Refuse to believe people are up a lot today. Down insane on Iraq and Saudi Arabia

>>66369112

My complexion is as clean as your criminal record

>>66369133
>wah wah wah I want attention, not discussion
Okay buddy. The last place I want to be spoonfed from is /bet/, where 98% are losers and lying worms.
Enjoy your profit, if true.

>>66369007
Stop boasting, I know who you are.

I'm monitoring this thread

What's a easy way to make a .webm or gif of your bets, so we can settle this once and for all?

E c u a d o r

Chasing it all on France u21. Heads gone, feet numb, cannot see.

cash out with a small profit or hope that czech republic can equalize? got a correct score double (italy - spain 1:1 and czech rep - scotland 1:1)

>>66369247

>cashing out

Mate, you are a slug.
Its giving the bookies money

>>66369214
Who do you think it is?

>>66369134
>>66369007
Still waiting

BOLIVIA
FRANCE KIDS

>>66369263
i know, but i would at least break even today..

James Mckeown Yep. The altitude. Not on.
Like · Reply · Just now

A L T I T U D E

Stop fighting.

Over 4.5 goals in the Bolivia match.

BOLIVIA
ALTITUDE
UP FUCKING CUNT

>>66369305
>Not on an altitude bet
Refuse to believe this is real.
Who has taken over his account?

>>66369245
ayy lmao

>>66368398
Hup

>>66369333
He was on under 2.5 pmsl

>>66369272
:^)

>>66369372
pmsl

I lost $350 live betting on michigan state during the first half, moneyline, thinking there's no way they lose that game.

I told myself I'd give up betting forever :/ I'm just a college student and it was a bit of a hit to my wallet. Fuck march madness. Never betting on this wild tourney.

Comfort me /bet/ :'(

>>66369272

It's not rossyboy anyway, he can't write

czech rep letting me down. thats some serious bullshit, not even a draw. ffs

>>66369454
Kill yourself.

>>66369459
It's BT

>>66369454
>college student
Have sex and you're good again

>>66369553
>sex
>even half as good as winning bets

I would like you to imagine NOT being on Pacers U110 points tonight. Absolute madness.

>>66369553
That's actually what I did lol. I went on like a week long sex binge with this girl I've been seeing, for my spring break. Instead of spending a lot of money and shit.

Plus I'll recoup, I got a really nice software engineering internship for this summer that pays $25/hr.

>>66369596
THIS

lets have sex.

bolivia or colombia pls score

>>66369530
Reminder that BT and his family are all Corbynites.

>>66369672
Not happening buddy. Fixed for 2-2.

>>66369700
arber pls

Just met the wigan team at my gym, had a chat with a couple of them and they reckon an easy win over swindon tomorrow, good enough for me to have a small on

>>66369758
was it a DW gym

How do you guys feel about the Pacers - Pelicans game? 1st half under a good deal?

colombia ffs

HUP HUP

COLOMBIAAAAAAAA

>>66370007

There you go, brah.

Would've preferred Bolivia goal but that is fine too

A L T I T U D E

>>66369596
^^^^^
Reminder of the absolute lotto shite you should be rolling some Colombia winnings on

Chile - Argentina BTTS @ 1.8
What do you guys think?

>>66370158
sure

Getting ready to lump on Ecuador

>>66370158

Go small... Chile isn't playing with 5 important players.

>3. Las numerosas bajas del equipo local Respecto a la final de América, Chile no tendrá en la cancha a cinco de los que fueron titulares. Por lesión, suspensión, ser ahora suplente o directamente no haber sido convocados, estarán fuera de los 11 iniciales Arturo Vidal, Francisco Silva, Charles Aránguiz, Jorge Valdivia y Eduardo Vargas.

>En ese medio equipo nuevo, los mayores cambios se observan del medio en adelante. El valor específico de Vidal -suspendido, volverá en el próximo partido- es indisimulable, así como es vital el aporte que antes hacía Valdivia en la creación -también suspendido, aunque Pizzi no suele jugar con enganche- y los goles que puede gritar Vargas -debe cumplir dos fechas de suspensión-.

>Chile contará en ataque con Matías Fernández. Fabián Orellana -no jugó la Copa América- y Alexis Sánchez, que atraviesa un bajísimo estado de forma, en el ataque.

It says that Arturo Vidal, Francisco Silva, Charles Aránguiz, Jorge Valdivia y Eduardo Vargas are not playing because of injuries or suspensions.

There might be a cheeky goal though.

http://canchallena.lanacion.com.ar/1883070-chile-argentina-eliminatorias-previa-diferencias

>>66370258
why pal

>>66370069
If you really, really want something to happen, it will happen

>>66370320
Best team in SA.

>>66370295
yeah i just read up on it. that considered ill just go for argentina to win

>>66370295

>dat midfield void
>dat frustrated alexis giving up early

>>66370408
Aranguiz is amazing

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Don't like sharing >Ameribets with his gf tbqh

ecuador pls score

>>66370380
you

HAHA DAC. Time to chase on the draw.

>>66370516
It's okay lad, you're bigger.

>>66370557
Nvm I'll wait for peru

Only averaging 910/day this month zzz

M A G N U S on track today lids, think he might finally find his form tonight.
I'm personally following everything

>>66371249
What are his picks?

>>66371249
Pls paste

>>66371298
>>66371306
Twitter you utter slugs, no video today. @magnusbarstad

How profitable is betting realistically? Does the house always win?

>>66372284
usually, been up 10k+ a couple of times only to go DAC again

>>66372284
yes

>>66372284

im up £23k this year

>>66372284
>How profitable is betting realistically?
Hugely but its still nowhere near as easy as most would make out. You won't win by constantly betting mainstream leagues, you need to learn about shitty leagues and exploit info the bookies don't know.

btts surreal

20 minutes in and BTTS already in.

O2.5 when?

>>66372284
up 50 grand this year pmsl betting so easy

Overs too easy

Literally printing money.

>>66372757
Really?

>>66372870
yes mate quit my job last month

Imagine being the trader who decided the goal line should be o2 pmsl what an absolute massive danger

>>66372870
He probably is not being serious, there are a couple of guys in this thread that love to act like they know everything and win every bet but it is conceivable and certainly some people in here are up thousands this year.

>he's placed a bet in 2016

>>66372926
I'm up 27k

>>66372926
erm, I am being serious

If I could fall into the sky do you think time would pass me by?

politifu on This Week right now lids

>>66372985
Get it quietly

Put over 4.5 on for chile vs arg

Just tuned in for it 1-2 both sides look pretty dangerous could go even higher imo

2.5o arg goals

What % of your roll do you use for each bet?

Say I had 5k, should I be betting about 50 per bet?

>>66374194
1% small 2% medium 5% large

>>66374194
depends on how confident you are in your bet

>>66369596

wings

>>66369596
>>66370106
Pacers end with 92 pmsl

sums!

accidently cashed out my correct score bet on the argentina game instead of another bet i wanted to cancel. FUCK MY LIFE. this whole fucking day everything went wrong. FFS

>>66375271

>cashing out

Please have sex

Mackers wants 10k on CD Sonsonate

>>66375313
mackers is in bed mate

>>66375305
i made a mistake with an accu and afaik theres no way to cancel your bets other than cashing out? i accidently cashed out the wrong bet

>>66375337
No, he is not. How do you even know anyway?

CD Sonsonate SW

LARGE!

>>66375313
>>66375387

update your TT faggot

28 goals scored across 8 playes played by peru and venezuela, thinking overs for this game.

>>66375620
most of Venezuela's important players resigned from the team. Peru should take this.

>>66375693
whats the reason for that?

>>66375773

living in a socialist shithole

>>66375773
Just checked line ups and rondon is playing, so scratch that.

>>66375773
I couldn't find the reason but they are playing "sangre nueva".

http://www.noticias24.com/venezuela/noticia/313066/una-vinotinto-con-sangre-nueva-enfrenta-a-peru-con-la-mision-de-salir-del-fondo-de-la-tabla/

A lot of their usual players weren't called for this match, maybe because they can't even draw a game

>>66375904
The players are also in an open conflict with the federation and most of them went on the mission to honor their country, but that would be it, with the players almost openly being against the current head coach. The team now faces significant absences, since they can’t count at defenders Gabriel Cichero (61/4), Fernando Amorebieta (15/0), Andres Tunez (16/0), Grenddy Perozo (45/2), midfielder Franklin Lucena (62/2), Cesar Gonzalez (62/5), as well as offensive Ronald Vargas (22/3), Christian Santos (4/1), Mario Rondon
Found this but rondon is playing so not sure how accurate it is

>>66375991
http://www.economiaynegocios.cl/noticias/noticias.asp?id=236742

http://www.economiaynegocios.cl/noticias/noticias.asp?id=236742

It looks like some players are against the Federation, maybe that's why they weren't called?

muh rondon

>peru

>>66376703
they should be 2-1 up ffs

Losses on peru +.5

>>66377408
Please

>>66377408
>>66377682
Ty

Sums on Bulldogs -5.5

>>66378306
16-0 after 17 mins, I can already put my wife son through school

>>66378678
22-0 might be able to put him through Uni desu

i've hit on 63% of my college basketball picks this season against the spread and on o/u. you guys interesting in what I have tomorrow or will no one probably tail anyway?

>>66378724
People will follow if you post it with a decent reason as to why.

If you build up a reputation people blindly follow anything you post

>>66378731
wouldn't i need to be a tripfag to build a reputation?

>>66378737
Not really, if you make a tipster tube and have good stats people from here just follow you on there

>>66378306
32-0 #freemoney

>>66378743
Just made an account with my CBB picks for tomorrow, my reasoning is in there: https://tipstertube.com/profile/peco
I have:
Iowa State +5.5
North Carolina -5.5
Gonzaga -4
Iowa State/Virginia under 141

My record since I began keeping track of them online for CBB is 51-30-1. If you want to check that my reddit name is PecoStar and I've posted all those picks on the sportsbook page and you should be able to find all of them in my history.

>>66378897
>reddit

Cool stuff senpai, I'll check it out.

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>>66369060

Who followed?

Remember, sharing is winning.

>>66379042
>staking your life savings on bet365

>>66379063

But those aren't my life savings...

>>66379086
ok jose

>>66378306
42-12 ft

Taking dogs winnings and going LARGE on Cowboys win 2.25

>>66379672
Why large though?

>>66379817
Got on the +4, just think the Cowboys are the better more well rounded team at this point, it will be a close game but Cowboys will win.

>>66379899
Cowboys are really just JT desu

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Free money time.

On the 2nd April there is some virgin click going on, a best of 5 series with Team Vitality (3rd place 13-5 record) vs Fnatic (6th place 9-9 record). Currently this is being priced with Vitality to win the series @ 1.72 which is a ludicrous price, and the bookies have once again shown themselves to be clueless when it comes to esports. Should be noted that the two teams played a one off game two weeks ago that Vitality took fairly convincingly.

First even looking at the records you can see that Vitality by far out performed Fnatic over the course of the season, Vitality were part of an elite group of 3 teams in the EU LCS that were a clear cut above the rest of the league, and Fnatic have been largely floundering, swapping out players, lacking team synergy, and looking a shadow of their former team from season 5.

We'll do a quick rundown of the players on the teams:

Top lane is a clear win for Vitality, and the most likely reason Vitality will not only win this series, but likely crush it. Cabochard is a beast, arguably the MVP of the whole league, and far and away ahead of Gamsu for Fnatic.

In the jungle Spirit for Fnatic has only really looked good on one champion, has poor synergy with the carousel of support on Fnatic, doesn't work well with Febiven in the mid lane, and there are likely communication issues in general due to him being Korean on a European team. Shook on the other hand has been well above average, not quite as flash as he has been in seasons past, but he knows that Cabochard is a beast in the top lane and he has played his role well at enabling Cabo to carry.

Mid lane is the one place where Fnatic can stack up with Vitality, I don't think there's much to choose between Nukeduck and Febiven, I think Nukeduck will happily play a safe game and allow the overall superior quality of Vitality to get a lead.

>>66380085
Bot lane are two quite passive marksmen in Hjarnan and Rekkles, but the big difference comes in the support position. Kasing is arguably the best support in the EU LCS, he has the mechanics to make plays, and the map awareness to roam and get his team vision across the map. Klaj on the otherhand is a complete liability, he just seems to roll the dice and go in no matter the situation, which at times will work but against a superior team just gets him and Fnatic punished.

TL;DR
Cabochard >>>> Gamsu
Shook > Spirit
Nukeduck = Febiven
Hjarnan = Rekkles
kaSing >>>> Klaj

Attached is an image from two knowledgable analysts of the end of season awards for the EU LCS, showing their picks for the best 3 Top laners, Junglers, Mid laners, ADCs, and Supports. This backs up the overwhelming difference in quality in these two teams, with Vitality having some of the best players in the whole league on multiple positions whereas Fnatic simply don't.

As for any arguments against Vitality, this roster has never player a best of 5 series, or even a best of 3, so we don't know how good they will be at adapting to the pick and ban phase as the series progresses. Worth noting that they are all veteran players that have played in these sort of series before, just not together. The coach is also experienced in series. Only other doubts are Fnatic did surprisingly well at a recent International tournament, however they mostly had success around a surprise pick and once back at EU LCS they performened to their usual level. Lastly Vitality did have a shock loss to a bad team recently but that can happen in best of 1 scenarios and isn't something I'm too worried about.

The bets:
Vitality 3-0 @ 6 SMALL
Vitality -1.5 @ 2.62 MEDIUM
Vitality SW @ 1.72 LARGE

^shaking

>>66380085
Why can I not find this on bet fair

>>66380152
At a guess because it's not until 2nd April, keep checking or just use somewhere else.

>The sovereign state of Ausclick

>>66368911
>thinking that's a nice yacht
Pleb as fuck mate

I think I get the idea of this rugby crap but I trust my Aussie friends and I'll bet on Cowboys +6.

Hope I wake up to more shekels.

See you tomorrow, lads.

>>66380085
great write up, which books carry this?

>>66380247

Eh, I guess I'll take the +4.5.

>>66380251
Using bet365 personally, betway probably have it, not sure about elsewhere.

>>66380085
>>66380095
Good write-up. Like most of flatanon's posts I don't understand most of it but ON regardless.

>>66380095
Fair right up, probably also worth noting the rumours of yellowstar potentially moving back to eu to play for FNatic which could effect Klaj even more.

lads

lids

Persija Jakarta @6.5 is the bet of the century

>>66380699
Why

C O W B O Y S

Next time I see magnus i'm gonna kick his ass.
Never following that fraud again

>>66380881
Every fucking time Norway, when will you learn.
He's LITERALLY a bookie shill.

As dull as International breaks may be, there is some easy money to be made

>>66380881
where does he tip?

>>66380791
Seeing as it has now gone to golden point, is the handicap still running, or does it only count for regular time (the 80mins)?

>>66380905
I know i know, it's just that for two weeks around christmas he was free money. You could just blindly follow whatever he said and wake up to absolute sums EVERY NIGHT.
I just miss that and want it to happen again ;______;

>>66380923
https://twitter.com/MagnusBarstad

>>66380944
Pretty sure conitinue, golden point normally decided by a field goal

>should

Be safe

>>66380944
Broncos win by 1, Cowboys +4 IN

Also Samsung+1.5 also in

mfw ausclick has a better roi than euan

>>66381073
Had an absolute bath of 3 terrible losses at the end of last week and took 3 days off(no ESports on anyway) last 5 bets have been winners though

>>66380964
>what is variance

>>66381122
You back home visiting the parents over Easter lid?

Jin Air to win map 2 @ 1.57

>>66381134
Yes. I will be.

Pmsl at Liberec backers making them favourites, silly little pseudo mugs are in for a big shock

>>66381296
pmsl

>>66381421
Didn't realise games lasted 3 minutes pmsl

>>66381135
in

tears if you weren't on etc

Insane value, who wants to be spoonfed?

>>66381518
me please

Kurt Drago wants €250 on Tartu Santos II @3.5

>>66381553
always took kurt for an rball slaver pmsl

>Kurt "I was close to tipping all these winners but price went/rball wasn't good enough" Drago

>>66381553
Had a small lay on Tartu @ 2.2, insane that mongs are backing on 5 minutes of pixels. Evened up now pmsl

What is the requirement for a tip to be value? Minimum odds?

>>66381611
minimum odds 3.0 usually, i don't really care for small winners

>>66381611
Terrible bait, have a word with yourself

Dino papadopolous wants £35 on Tabasalu Charma

Bins absolutely overflowing with shit /bet/ meme ideas. Heads completely gone too much expectation to keep delivering.

Need kwin to tip a lizard more than life itself

>>66381438
pmsl

>>66381646
Didn't realise they lasted 30 minutes either

Dino surreal

Is Dino the man Euan wants to be?

>>66381583
Good post, that.

>>66381678
bet you have a 3 digit roll and a refugees welcome sticker on your bedroom window

Belgium need to score or they can expect another terror attack

>>66381691
Very peculiar post.

#CruzSexScandal is trending on twitter and the MSM is starting to pick up on it.

Looks like Trump will be the nominee.

>>66381728
imagine thinking this

LOL

>>66381693
It was just banter GCHQ

>>66381728
Pmsl, as if Trump is going to get the nomination at a contested convention. Already greened up my money on him and topped up on Shillary once again.

Reback Belgium U19


LARGE

>>66381760
>>66381743


Deluded. If he reached 1237(which is very likely), he'll win the nomination because there will be no contested convention.

He'd still win a contested convention, they're not going to screw him out of it and give it to Cruz.

This Cruz sex scandal might destroy him anyways.

Missed out on the 12p Thorpe Park tickets

>>66381893
you wot

>>66381937
He missed out on the 12p Thorpe Park tickets

>>66381946
Good post

Tvakkers from (2-1) LARGE
0.0
@2.075
BET365 fucking up odds, 2 red cards for home side

>>66381959
pmsl

>>66381959
no there isnt

Translate this
Josef Daoud utvisad för sin andra varning... 42 min

>>66381966
Wtb lid?

>>66381968
Josef Daoud sent off for his second yellow card

>>66381964
PSML
>>66381981
Thx Lid

zzzzz feed my betting addiction zzzzz

Cmon Belgium

>>66381792
YEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSS

Fuck
Euan's right 11 vs 11 playing,
There's no rules in these friendlies PMSL

>>66382020
Lel what the fuck

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>>66382020
take in refugees

>>66381978
Gabon/Mali SW double.

>>66382047
Mate we take in more per capita than you.

Infact we're like 3rd in europe.

>>66382049
On SPECIAL stake

>>66381989
PMSL

>I fancy Mali U19 here. They have great youth teams who have been eating steroids for breakfast for years.
banta xD

Only up a grand today zzzzz

>>66382110
Betting related? Nope.
Sports related? Nope.
Looks off topic to me. Enjoy the inconvenience of resetting your router and clearing cookies.

>>66382134
Betting related? Nope.
Sports related? Nope.
Looks off topic to me. Enjoy the inconvenience of resetting your router and clearing cookies.

>>66382132
On what lid

Based Aussie friends.

Hello, British friends, wtb?

I'll post some tips later.

>>66382163
Hello Mexico

Can't tell if all your bets win, or if you just screenshot them when they do. Will be looking forward to your tips anyway

>>66382176

Of course not all of them win, I share the most likely ones and as long as we all win, does it matter?

I'll see what I can post later.

Luxembourg-Bosnia
-1 Bosnia
2.30
Thoughts

someone meet me for a straightner

>>66382486
Would love to test your chin

>>66382529
>getting past my shoulder roll

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>it's a mackers wins a jammy rball bet episode

>>66382642
What's his next tip lid

>>66382642
Shame he couldn't have done it with the Israeli one.

How do I join PGA?

>>66382699
what's your handicap?

>>66382699
You don't join PGA.
PGA's Council of The Wise invite you. It's like joining CIA thing.

>>66382699
need a 10% ROI in asia lid

lost £30 today. fuck betting