>Friday 25 March
Hurricanes 42 - 20 Kings
>Saturday 26 March
19:35 Chiefs v Force, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
21:40 Rebels v Highlanders, AAMI Park, Melbourne
23:50 Sunwolves v Bulls, Singapore National Stadium, Singapore
>Sunday 27 March
2:00 Cheetahs v Brumbies, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein
4:05 Sharks v Crusaders, Kings Park, Durban
TBC Jaguares v Stormers, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
18:05 Reds v Waratahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
BYES: Blues, Lions.
> not backing the Duende Ghostdwarves
awoo
3rd for Deundes RC
>>66398285
Pretty sure the english translation would be an Imp rather than a dwarf
>>66398285
Duendes should stay where they are to keep cucking Buenos Aires' teams off the national championship
>There are Waikato bogans here right now
kek
>le kick away possession meme
Is James Lowe AB material?
>>66398292
THE SPONSORSHIP COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH COOLER
Who /duendes/ here?
>>66398316
i dicked a girl whose brother plays there
>>66398312
He was in the frame for selection last year, but kind of shit the bed right before the AB squad was announced (Highlanders vs Chiefs preliminary final)
Pecking order at the time of announcement seemed to go Smith > Savea > Dagg > Piutau > Jane > Naholo > Milner-Skudder > Moala > Lowe > Osbourne
Of course it didn't end up that way because of injury/form/piutau being a sellout.
がんばれねええええええええ!
LE BASED JAPANESE MAN
LEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITCCCCCHHHHHH!
>hick elliot
>>66398312
I think he has some sort of arthritis so his career might be pretty short
>when you KNOW you're that good
That reverse switch pass is the sexiest thing in rugby
>>66398347
With Naholo and NMS injured I'd like to see him get a cap against Wales
>>66398397
>Not a clean line break
>>66398386
when you know you're getting pussy no matter what
>AH HELL NO SUMO WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>66398312
Hard to say, he's pretty big and fast, shown some moments of brilliance and seems to be keen to find work.
But competition for an AB wing spot is extremely tough
NAB desperately need a new ad or I'm switching banks
Whats BSA lads?
>>66398402
The 'lol fuck it, its Wales XV'
1. Faumina
2. Coles
3. Moody
4. Luatua
5. Retallick
6. Dixon
7. Gibbons
8. Taufua
9. Webber
10. Barrett
11. Lowe
12. Ngatai
13. Fekitoa
14. Mcnichol
15. Mckenzie
Missus made me pad thai for dinner.
I'm quite happy.
>>66398434
Big
Strong
Argie
>>66398434
Brazil
>>66398434
satirical
Big Strong American(s)
I can kick balls between sticks.
>>66398437
>14. Mcnichol
Absolutely disgusting, he will never get near the ABs even for a joke cap off the bench for 2mins
>>66398449
Daily reminder Brazil beat the USA in rugby. KEK.
>>66398437
im feeling a 'ben smith on the wing' selection to be honest
>>66398437
I would trial one of the Ioane brothers in that team, but pretty worthwhile line-up you got there
Is Damian McKenzie, dare I say it, the king of /rug/?
>>66398469
I'd toss its salad.
>>66398485
Nobody can replace based Tanaka-senpai
>>66398485
>>66398491
we need an au/artistic /rug/ poster to do a smug pepe version
>>66398491
> when youre out with the squad and its your turn to get roasted get roasted and you thinking of all the counter roasts youll do
> XDDDDDDDD
> XDDDD
does new lambtonbro still post here?
Whos going to be /sanfrancisco/ now that the accused but proven not guilty sexual offender Mils Miliaina has signed?
my fucking kid keeps pretending to know shit lads
might have to smack him around a bit
>>66398485
King of /smug/ perhaps.
>>66398525
Sounds like you need to fuck off to /afl/ then "friend"
>>66398525
nobody pisses in their own mouth here lad
>>66398525
you'll have to first describe the culture and personality of collingwood or just hope that the melburnian is about
>>66398525
>AFL
Please don't watch our sport.
quick
fucking
hands
TRYYYYYYYYYYY
CHIIIIIEEEEEEEEFFS
>>66398541
tahs and crusaders attract a lot of ire
Winger knocked that on, maybe?
That try was a mess.
Here's a coffee. It's weak.
Chiefs razzle dazzle.
BANG BANG INTO DA ROOOM
FLOODGATES
>>66398559
Bang bang cancerous song!
>>66398525
Just don't pick a NZ team. Thanks.
>>66398541
This. Stormers, Bulls or Sharks work too.
> chiefs locks now stepping
>>66398562
>NZ's hottest dance crew
>>66398525
Tahs
>>66398567
I thought the Bulls are a bit less mongrel compared to the Stormers and Sharks?
>>66398556
>Coffee
>at the rugby
>at 830pm
Fuckwit
>>66398556
Call that nigger in front of you "ropehead" for me.
>>66398583
its 8:40pm mate
>>66398582
Maybe now but before they had Victor "metal arm" Matfield and Dean Greyling.
I'm a Brumbies fan and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>66398596
Good choice.
Get a trip too, so we can filter you.
>>66398596
Waratah is a red flower and the state flower but NSW sporting colours are blue
>>66398610
just filter all murrikans, literally worst than huezilians at the sport
Should the Poorce be moved to Western Sydney?
It's ridiculous that a city with a population bigger than New Zealand only has 1 team and the Western market is basically completely untapped because the Tards are an Eastern Subs club
Infrastructure will also be there because they are expanding Parramatta stadium
>>66398586
I don't like dying.
>>66398596
don't support my team mr bsa
>>66398622
Don't worry lad. These cretins are obsessed with pseudo trips.
If you wver need some trolling tips, dont hesitate to hit me up
>>66398634
Should be the Western Sydney Brumbies t.b.h.
>>66398634
the sydney caliphate is too poor to support a rugby team
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD
DISGUSTING
>>66398643
Fuck you too
cruden super duper
P U L U
U
L
U
TRY!
>>66398606
Brumbies are based m8.
>>66398606
bumdisease
>>66398634
WA is mainly an AFL state anyway. So at least we know the Force are pretty passionate players to be there.
fook me
try of the season
>>66398664
nice
Crudz doesn't look bad. Till he has to kick a penalty/conversion that is.
>>66398667
they're there because they wanted to live in brisbane
>>66398674
Kicking goals is for yurocucks
NGAAAAAAAAAATTTTAAAAAAAAAAAI
NGATAAAAAAAAIII
the lack of smug is disturbing
FLOODGATES
SETAGDOOLF
BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL
execute australian rugby
I fucking hate the force
SMUCKENZIE
That was wank tackling. Well taken though
Alright seriously, that idiot Force player who got sent off owes his team post-match beer for the rest of the season
t. farce
>tfw just browsed /nrl/
Fuck me. I could have ended up like them if I was born into a poor family
They call him beaver because he ate so much pussy after kicking the WC penalty he could gnaw down any tree
BEAVGOAT
>>66398634
maybe not the force, but a new team out west would be good. no cunt out here wants to follow the tards especially with their attitude of not playing any games here
>>66398734
that doesn't make sense
BEAVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwuZtscThY
FARCE
KEK
> I'm the next big thing
slow people need to be executed for attempting run away intercepts
Should've backed himself, Lowe probably can't make it, and it was worth trying to fend McKenzie
>>66398756
I can't wait for the next generation of kickers to be pulling trademark faces
What happened to Nick Cummins? I thought he was coming back
>>66398768
he was cummins but now hes goings
>>66398765
I like that pommy lad who tracks the ball's flight with his eyeballs. Classic.
Looks like Chiefs are set to make the play-offs again. What do you guys reckon, will they claim the championship this year?
>>66398768
isn't he doing something with the olympic team
>>66398768
He was good when /rug/ rated him. Then leddit got him and now hes shit
Is Nick Cummins related to his brother Pat Cummins?
>>66398756
This guy is a fuckwit, can't kick at all.
>>66398782
This.
stephen GODnald does it again lads
the chiefs owe him the game to be honest
>>66398768
I think he's still in Europe or Japan, he's gotta pay the family medical bills
>>66398768
He must have negotiated for some time off with his next contract now he is coming back to try get in to the Olympics sevens team.
Nick Cummins in late Olympics push
Published 23 March 2016 (AEDT)
RUGBY SEVENS: Colourful Wallabies winger Nick Cummins is making an audacious bid for Olympic selection after completing his first training session with Australia's rugby sevens team in almost six years.
"There was a bit of black smoke but we got it done," Cummins told AAP after surviving a gruelling two-hour workout with the Thunderbolts on Wednesday.
The "Honey Badger" is now hoping to make a bee-line for Rio in August but accepts he's leaving his run late following his return from a playing stint in Japan.
Cummins last featured in Australia's sevens program at the 2010 Commonwealth Games in Delhi but says he craves a comeback and shot at gold-medal glory.
"The environment that sevens breeds is awesome," he said.
"With a smaller squad, all the boys are tight and there's a real feeling in the squad of not wanting to let anyone down."
Cummins is available for the last four rounds of the World Sevens Series and hopes to get a chance to impress coach Andy Friend in Hong Kong from April 8-10.
"If not Hong Kong, then definitely the round after that in Singapore," he said.
"In Sevens, fitness is crucial and it's going to come down to how quickly my body gets in shape.
"The last two rounds are in Paris and London and I hope to get on the burst by then."
Cummins was encouraged by his performance in particular in some sapping interval runs to complete Wednesday's session in Sydney.
"I didn't finish first but I didn't finish last," he said.
McGOATzie should be the starting AB fullback.
Bin Shit on pooicide watch
>>66398794
Left it a bit late to go for that imo. Not long until Rio and a lot of the squad would be settled now.
Going to need to kill it in Hong Kong.
>>66398800
Cummins, with 15 Test caps to his name, could well receive his big opportunity to showcase his credentials as a direct replacement for fellow Wallabies winger Henry Speight.
Speight was a member of Australia's 12-man squad that secured the bronze medal at the Canada Sevens this month but is expected to be out of action for eight weeks and may need surgery for a bone fracture above his eye.
The Fiji-born flyer suffered the injury when he collided heads with Brumbies teammate Christian Lealiifano during his team's Super Rugby loss to the Stormers in Cape Town on Saturday.
>>66398722
who? Michael Foley you mean?
>>66398805
I'd say he's earned himself a call for the ABs training squad this year.
>I even convert my own tries, is there anything I CAN'T do
HATTRICK
this ngatai lad is alright
yh starting all black
>>66398820
>Michael Foley unironically has a lower win % than Richard Graham
>the farce
JUST
S M U G
M
U
G
lmao and to think in american sports you actually get shit for "running up the score"
Thank god the Force have all those second rate saffas instead of young NRC talent. That would just be embarrassing.
GOATPHEN GODNALD
Literally a farce.
>>66398840
that's a nice stream
>Still a whole night of rugby ahead
My body is ready
Glad I got up for that one. Great tries and Chiefs could win it if they sort out a kicker.
Ngatai is a seriously good player. Didn't see him miss a tackle, very educated boot and obviously can score tries for fun. If you guys dont want him I'm sure there's a bench position in Scotland available for him ;)
Thought the 6 played well. Sanders? Whats his story
Reminder that Damian Mckenzie was literally in the same class at Cunt's College as /rug/'s own Daniel and Autistic Memespouter
>>66398870
>implying Lamont won't get the 23 jersey ahead of him
>>66398852
That's what your mum said last night, son. I think that's what she said anyway, it was pretty gargley.
Back at the game with the slightly stained leather slipons.
[spoiler] how badly are we going to lose?
>>66398870
>Chiefs could win it
Unfortunately they only get to play the Force and the Kings once each
>>66398875
Yuck. Daniel's a good lad but original AMS is another smug fuck who I'd bash without pause.
>>yfw it's leg day, your legs feel shit so you'll just spend the rest of the evening in a blanket on a couch watching rugby
feels good
>>66398894
Probably 7 tries to 3 tbqh.
>no Tongia
JAMIE JOSEPH OUT
>>66398894
Who knows Rebels are a bit like the French of Super Rugby and play well against anybody or absolutely shit against anybody
>>66398856
And griget!
>>66398870
He had a blinder for sure.
Four tries ffs.
>>66398902
Reminder that AMS is not the same person as the 'poosonality' namefagging as "GOATistic Elitespouter"
offering tickets to the euros in france should be considered attempted murder
>>66398914
>implying its not dependant on whether jordy reid can fuck sluts for 80 minutes
>>66398908
D R O P P E D
>>66398927
Hence I wrote original ams
/I_I\
..|..
./\.
just farted lads
Do you kiwi lads have a 4 day long weekend?
>>66398840
Living meme lads.
>>66398936
t. Statscunt
>>66398944
Does everywhere in Aus have a 4 day weekend?
>>66398948
poopspouter on stillborn narrative watch
>>66398944
Yep. Cheers JC.
>Now we can bring banking to poor illiterate idiots and mire them in debt until we can take their land
>watching bangladesh
ishygdds
>>66398950
On my google calendar at work I think Hobart has Tuesday as well but can't verify that.
>>66398959
>leaving the natives with any land to begin with
you cunts literally can't do anything right.
>>66398961
They nearly beat India m8.
>$30 on highlanders
>cheeky $10 on awoo~
Sounds about right y/n
Almost forgot
>$30 on brumbies
Lads. Going to a gig with 3 girls soon.
>>66398975
India are minnows tho.
>79 (seventy nine)
Better off playing against Super Smash team
>>66398981
Bumwolves will lose.
>>66398981
Sounds good. Bulls are favourites but I think Funwolves will take it.
>>66399005
They look shit yeah, but yonight should be a good game. I've only watched 2 WC games so far.
>>66399001
Is it daniel's band?
Sounds like it if there are only gonna be 3 girls there lmoa
Execute all Victorians.
>>66399021
>there are people who are still unironically thinking the sunweebs will win a game this season
>>66399027
SAVAGE
>>66399001
You better pack some condoms in your wallet you broccoli dick
>>66399032
Rude
>but can the highlanders do it on a cold rainy in melbourne?
Odds are yes
>>66398894
whats the crowd looking like?
What is the salary cap for SR teams?
>>66399037
They play the Kings lad.
>>66399027
Daniel's band literally has a girl guitarist
>rebels
Bunch of fucking mainstream hipster poseurs. Bunch of moustachioed poofs with sideparts m8. Fucking bash them 'landers.
>>66399037
they play the force at home and the reds tho
Easter bunny
>>66399056
Sparser than two weeks ago. Probably over 10k this time though. Member's stands deserted as usual
Mmm Easter Bunny's sidekick girl.
>>66399071
lindt bunny lad
I get the Easter Bunny but who was the girl supposed to be?
>>66399082
>extremist massacre rabbit
>>66399086
One of Tahman's victims.
>>66399058
It's union by union. South African teams don't have one. But otherwise dunno
>>66399086
Little Ho Peep
>letting your fly half wear a man-bun
Where did rugby go wrong lads?
>>66399112
>where did Australian rugby go wrong
fixd.
This is going to be a shit fight. I can feel the shit storm of knock ons scrum resets and up and unders brewing
>building a pitch on a beach
shocking
>>66399123
Trading the future of the sport for Murdoch shekels
>>66399123
>defending Malakai "the closet" Fekitoa
right o.
>Australian """"pitches""""
>groundskeeper comes on to fix field for the second time in two home games
>crowd cheer
Top kek
>>66399151
>Fagitoa mentioned
Please don't give any of the other fuckwits excuses to spam pictures of his punching bag
>>66399165
someone say slags?
>>66399169
Literally queen of rug 2bh
>>66399151
He's a real man m8.
He even bashes his missus.
>>66399179
I'd have a hoon on the chink.
>>66399179
Queen of /rug/ is hannah laity
Nice going Marto
>>66399191
Based statsbro taking one for the team
>>66399193
Gonna have to post some evidence to convince us lad
>>66399208
Posting from my phone so can't be fucked. Look up her insta. Its beaudens mrs
>>66399179
>Implying you can pick my queen
>>66399208
Butterface: the Portrait
>>66399221
Dece but not really that qt
Being in a relationship with a meme is pretty high quality for queen of /rug/ though
Does le smug wide kick man have a qt gf?
punching bag will get some use tonight lads
>>66399244
Based turd kiwi about to teach his mrs who is boss lads
>>66399208
>those thighs on far right
wahey
rest of the pic is literally Cheerleader Effect: the photo, barring 3rd from left
nice kick
>>66399244
Malakai shouldn't you be on the field right now
FUCK
cheeky try there
T R Y
R
Y
TRY!
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPSOOOOOOOOON!
T.ry time.
>>66399244
that's a weird nickname for your wife anon
GOAToaga
They got lucky he dropped it, but the Highlanders chase a lot better than most teams.
>>66399283
Ayy lmao
Explain to me why Soap wouldn't start at first five for the ABs ahead of Cruden.
Jamie Joesph had his HIghlanders coaching strategies for 2016 leaked online. It's a beer soaked napkin with "kick" scribbled on it
>>66399292
The world isn't ready for a brown 10
>hurr pass
Not like this.
Can't we just keep the ball?
The pitch is made of sand ffs.
>>66399292
I think it's safe to bet that Soap will get at least one starting game for the ABs this year
>>66399299
But NZ is.
>its a scrum reset episode
>>66399299
What colour is Dan carter?
>>66399149
Murdoch shekels are crucial for survival. Its the ARU's fault for not using the shekels for better grassroots
>>66399299
>being this new
Always think it's a bit harsh when the ref is telling the props it's unacceptable to keep collapsing when the pitch is crumbling to pieces like that.
9 A Smith
10 Sopoaga
11 Savea
12 Ngatai
13 Fekitoa
14 NMS
15 B Smith
That's a fucking brown backline lads.
>>66399346
skudders out lad
>>66399347
For the season?
>>66399346
Mckenzie will be the fb lad
>>66399301
Spaghetti Rebels
stream lads?
