UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Kato vs Watanabe)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
>Countdown to Korean Zombie's UFC return begins now
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/23/11295090/ufc-featherweight-chan-sung-jung-korean-zombie-military-service-return-mma-news
>Sara McMann vs. Jessica Eye added to UFC Fight Night 88
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/23/11295596/sara-mcmann-vs-jessica-eye-added-to-ufc-fight-night-88
>Ben Affleck Says His Batman’s Fighting Is ‘UFC Influenced, Conor McGregor Style’
http://uproxx.com/sports/ben-affleck-batman-brawler-ufc-conor-mcgregor/
>Robbie Lawler set for 1-1 on FOX this Monday. UFC 200?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX_qRVeM6xA
TIME FOR MORE SHITPOSTING
how did this manlet get megan lads?
>>66360931
manhoef is such a meme fighter
do you like it when no namers get spicy?
>>66360995
joey is alpha just tiny
they're both small dark hair dark eyes olive skin (not white)
Are there any fighters who are not retarded (not believe in "gods" or "souls" or "karma" etc.)?
>>66361030
mir
plz fill up old bred Janny will get mad
>>66361011
re-watching wec i'm really enjoying frank mir's commentary
if he chooses to hang up the gloves he should get a job commentating like stann
Memesha Tate is better pound for pound than Joseph Benavidez
>>66361047
>conor mcgregor is better pound for pound than nate diaz
>>66361047
>Robbie Lawler is ranked below 3 Champs with 0 defenses despite waging back-to-back wars to defend his title
This rustles my jimmies
>>66361045
He got taken off because he said he wanted to kill Brock in the Octagon
>>66361047
>DC is ranked lowest out of all champions, despite defending his title. Jon Jones is still #1
I'm totally okay with this.
>>66361047
>Featherweight has 3 top 15 fighters
I swear his arms are just getting shorter and shorter.
>you now remember canada's own chris horodecki
>>66361094
ARE YOU GONNA LET ME PREP YOU JON BEFORE YOU DUMP YOUR SEED IN MY WIFE AND I CLEAN IT UP
When will fighter pay improve? Because someone like Nate Diaz crying over money after 12 years of UFC Fighting makes no sense. He must of been ripped off his whole career
>>66361113
who else heem'd this goof?
>>66361124
i hope nate continues to get paid and gets tv gigs
he'd be good guest hosting an mtv show or some shit
>>66361124
Fighter pay only really became an issue after sponsorships were abolished with the Reebok deal
>>66361142
casual pls
its always been an issue, the ufc pays less than 10% of their revenue to the fighters
compare that to other major sports
>>66361124
Fighter pay is fine, they're just whiney bitches.
Nate made 40k in his fight before conor.
I think people forget that they're expected to make ends meet for themselves, not expect fighting to do it for them, especially if they think it's going to set them up for life.
Mighty Mouse is doing everything correctly. He's the champion of his division, probably one of the most stacked divisions in MMA, and he is still working hard on establishing a gaming fanbase so that when he decides to retire, he will have something he enjoys to make money off of.
The whole fighter pay thing is complete bullshit.
>>66361151
>this entire post
>>66361150
>>66361150
Yes, but some fighters literally went from earning 800k a fight to earning 40k + 40k a fight like Vitor Belfort and Schaub
It went from fighters making a good living to barely scraping by with the Reebok deal, and while the UFC certainly underpaid them the juicy sponsorship money made up for it, not so anymore and that lost revenue is the real issue
They get more than they deserve they are as useless as Walmart Greeters
>>66361166
Sweden, I agree with you, but Schaub doesn't even deserve 20 + 20
>>66361047
is there any woman's bantamweight who would unironically last 1 minute against any currently signed 125 pound man?
>>66361180
Miesha. She proved she can fuck up Holm's gameplan. And we all know Holm is a dude.
>>66361166
stop meme'ing guys, lets actually do something for once and publicly shame ufc/fox for firing our favorite jew ariel helwani
also imo ariel was fired for leaking too much insider info, he rustled dana's jimmies like he always has too hard this time
>>66361193
what a fucking nobody
I know fighters aren't making that much money from the reebok deal, but is reebok making money from this deal?
>>66361200
Is that a legit tweet? Dana is such a cunt, lol
>>66361101
top kek
>>66361200
but he is guilty of click baiting
he would do it hardcore on youtube
>>66361200
was Ariel fired for leaking Conair v Nate 2?
>when Jon shows up and tells you to suck that dick
https://youtu.be/MqsYcLVMHyM
>Nate Diaz mistakes nervous laughter for derision
>Nate Diaz does not understand nervous laughter
>Nate Diaz has never been nervous enough to laugh
damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM
>>66361200
I have a better chance of becoming UFC champion than of helping a Jew.
>>66361234
i hate this shit, that's such a bitch move to sneak up on someone and choke them out
pussy is too scared to stand and bang, exact same shit as a sucker punch
>>66361241
they better make it count or they're getting 40 caliber rounds and a funeral
>>66361241
Diego Sanchez pls go
holy shit ariel lost his ufc press credentials as well and isnt allowed at pressers
this is pretty fucked
>>66361011
When blacks attack, always fight back, and watch the black fall flat on his back
>>66361282
sauce
>>66361282
just imagine ariel signing with lellator on some fucked up non-compete contract
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Helwani
update pls
>>66361234
My favorite part is as the dude is getting choked out, one of the Mexicans says "You're weird dude"
i've been keeping track of all those people who jumped off the team after ufc 194
and i will tell you now that you are not welcome back on the team. when the hype for 199 begins and you see the chris in action and how loving and caring he is, you will BEG to rejoin the team, and you will know in your heart that you betrayed and turned on our boy at the darkest moment of his career.
so when you're watching chris have that gold belt secured around his waist after cuckhold is beaten, feel bad about the decision you made in abandoning the team.
I AM ON THE TEAM
CHRIS IS MY BOY
AND HE WILL BE THE NEW MW CHAMPION
>>66361292
check twitter feeds bro its all over twitter
>>66361322
Don't shut up.
>>66361322
don't back down
who /stonedamericanninja/ here?
https://prod-cdn.sqor.com/3896dbc3-3fac-4f58-b58d-170f7c996f18.mp4
I know it's not the place but
>tfw Johan Cruyff is dead
I didn't ask for all those feels
boys I've been so fucking busy I haven't been able to post for over a week
has heem been good?
Why do you goofs care about ariel the mermaid again?
He's tmz the "journalist", knows nothing about mma, and is a clown.
Fuck him, i hope he gets a job writing for WWE and rins that into the ground.
>>66361322
Chris became even more of MY BOY after UFC 194
>>66361030
No good ones.
>>66361337
>SuperCalo
not the most reliable source for news to say the least although he is the best source for shitposting
>>66361457
>not liking based Ariel
DROPPED
>>66361464
is Joanna religious?
>>66361499
She'll be praying to God when I'm balls deep in that tight, bony ass.
>>66361150
Other sports have an established market dummy.
>>66361166
In what world is $80k 'scraping by'?
Tbh, realistically, it's absolutely absurd that Conor McGregor got as much as $1M to show against ANY opponent.
It's the classic, ancient argument: Nurses, firefighters, carers etc. get paid like SHIT and they're much, much closer to 'scraping by' than most of the UFC roster.
>>66361068
well he is considering Nate outweighed him by 25 pounds and Conor still beat his ass before getting caught in a flukey submission
Jon Jones
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER IM WAITIN ON YOU
>>66361405
whats nicks sc?
>>66361208
If they weren't going to make money, there would be no deal.
>>66361499
shes polish bro what do you think
>yfw nick comes back at 200 and headkick heems gsp
>>66361477
how dare you?!?!
>>66361528
40k to show, 40k to win, and they need to pay for their own training camps, dieticians, travel arrangements, etc, etc, and especially considering the brain trauma and injuries these guys get, their UFC and reebok money is a pittance. Slim margins.
>>66361234
I hope you guys realize that all the weirdo talk that goes on here has a real affect on people. Think about it before you call somebody a weirdo again.
>>66361599
>that background
Is he a 14yo angry against authority or what ?
>>66361499
yes
Does Rose have LITERALLY any chance?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDUTGyghh97/
>>66361619
>14 y/o knowing who Noel Gallagher and Bob Marley are
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-sara-mcmann-vs-jessica-eye-joins-ufc-fight-night-card-in-las-vegas-032316?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:ufconfox
>>66361697
/HIGHTEST/
>>66361676
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BDUTGyghh97/
them box jumps tho
thats some serious athleticism
but technique beats strength so we'll see, odds will be interesting on that fight, probably close though
any good betting lines coming up?
>also captcha= 420
blaze it bros
JON JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY I'M SUCKIN!
>>66361697
implyin she wont pop for weed
>>66361733
tecia is +164
>>66361714
they have high test and thats why they look like dudes
if they wouldve been thick you wouldve had high test
>>66361681
>Noel Gallagher and Bob Marley
>>66361752
this meme is getting a bit stale, needs some new variations or to die 2bqphwy my /heem/ family
>>66361773
I keep saying that and laugh at the next one.
>>66361773
>this meme is getting a bit stale
Why?
>needs some new variations
Why?
>or to die 2bqphwy my /heem/ family
Why?
Who else ready to see Wonderboy get heem'd?
>>66361804
hopefully i hate child molesters
>>66361761
>not thinking Jessica Eye is a QT
pls leave
>>66361804
>Who else ready to see Lawler get heem'd?
>tfw spooky weather outside
>tfw get to stay home from work
>>66361825
>gaybrit likes girls who looks like dudes
what a suprise
>>66361839
how so? what do you do for a living?
>>66361839
they give slaves the day off?
>>66361794
>americans talking about sucking black dicks all day
>americans talking about cuckolding all day
rosie o'donnell's brother was right it's basically gay porn with a different ending
Francis "The Bull" Ngannou vs Curtis Blaydes will be the most athletic and explosive match up in recent history
>>66361867
>>66361868
well I'm a software dev, but I can just work from home anyways.
>>66361912
good goyim
>>66361911
the guy on the left looks like he has tits and the guy on the right has a dadbod
>>66361870
JON JONES GET YOUR DICK OUT I'M SUCKING
yeah i sucked it too
>>66361070
>>66361047
FUCK THIS PISSES ME OFF TOO
P4P List is basically decided by Dana's verbal diarrhea.
>>66361927
it's only temporary until I save up enough to go full neetmode
I just watched the trailer for the Fighter and the Kid 3D. Is it the single worst looking creation in existence?
>>66362011
Link?
Are you ready for UFC @ Madison Square Garden?
>>66362030
http://www.tfatk3d.com/
what goes on behind closed doors?
>>66362048
i don't think anybody cares about NY anymore. first event will be big then the rest will be shitty fight night cards in upstate new york
Whens Mirko Cro Cop coming back?
>>66361839
it is a bit spooky eh
I have to drive too
>>66362063
NYC is the media capital of the world. They have the more media coverage than any other city in North America. The internet then spreads it all over the world.
You're a delusional as fuck leaf comparing it to upsate.
>>66362055
Do people actually like those two? Id rather see them sprayed with a cocktail of deadly chemicals
>>66362108
would have taken me like 2 hours to get to work in this weather. retards here can't drive even if it's a light drizzle outside, not to mention ice and snow
>>66362048
what a shit hole
>>66362063
>biggest market and city in the USA for an event.
>I don't think anyone cares anymore
>>66362048
They should do it before MSG gets torn down and moved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip5T_cnMi_M
Rate this rear naked choke
>yfw Bellator holds an event in NY before Zuffa
>>66362169
scripted and fake
>>66362162
>Torn down and moved
Again?
>>66362169
>tfw you're a grown ass man getting beat up by a 7th grader
>>66362179
Ya, they have till 2023 to get out.
>>66362169
apparently the kid was 17, not a 7th grader
>>66362185
its fake dude
how else does katt stay relevant?
are jeans this tight bad for your circulation?
>>66362063
>i don't think anybody cares about NY anymore
detected the midwest faggot
>>66362063
>Madison Garden is just another theater
>>66362223
how autistic do you have to be to think of this post?
>tfw watcvhing shrek and bad reputation comes on
>>66362055
>>66362011
Why the fuck does this even exist?!
>>66362266
What are the odd that Ronda ever comes back? Will she be the GSP of the woman's division?
>>66362241
>defending the utter shit hole that is NYC
>>66362266
>tfw being reminded of this every time I play mortal kombat
>>66362223
Yes it can literally kill you.
>>66362293
Flyover cuck detected
>>66362293
Check out this fly over state , acting like a real KEK.
Your delusion is showing
>>66362280
fixed
Anyof you guys reckon I have a chance in the amatuer UFC? Been training kyokushin for 5 years and have judo experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6FiYbRc1Yc
>>66362371
>>66362373
New York City is unequivocally a fucking shit hole. It's just fucking horrendous on every level. I'd rather live practically anywhere else.
>>66362378
Have fun being treated like a slave in the UFC. Try and learn boxing instead
>>66362396
Don't you have dirt to farm you hillbilly?
>>66362378
I'd heem the fuck out of you tbqh
>>66362396
Hey red neck , working in New York is a dream for most. Dana knows this, most people in Conmecticut , New Jersey and Upsate knows this.
You don't have to live there to enjoy it's riches
>>66362414
Show me some proof before you talk shit
>>66361516
Based
>>66362378
I'd ushiro mawashi geri you into oblivion, Kangaroo boy
>>66362378
>Austrailia
wew
new york is a shithole stop lying to youreslves you goofs, whole place smells like shit, its overcrowded and everything is overpriced
everyone knows the south is objectively the best place to live
>>66361539
>>66362449
pic related is me with my blade.
i've been training with it for the past 3 years and have transformed myself into a very deadly weapon
one slash and you'd be done kiddo. back the FUCK up
>>66361539
>>66362266
I've watched it twice or so recently, it's a shame because I used to quite like the scene and song but now I can't not associate it with Rousey
That said, it's a pretty damn good walkout sound
![The Prestige (1080p HD).m4v_snapshot_00.25.46_[2016.03.20_20.37.43].png](https://i.imgur.com/HfYGRhi.jpg "The Prestige (1080p HD).m4v_snapshot_00.25.46_[2016.03.20_20.37.43].png")
Yoel was offered a 9month suspension, but he decided to appeal this decision. By usada rules, diuretics get one year suspension, so Tha means he was offered 3months lighter sentence. He might get less, if not at all, or more now after the appeal.
>>66362446
>>66362410
>>66362373
>>66362396
>>66362527
NOT LIVING IN NEW MEXICO
STAY GOOFY YOU FUCKING GOOFS
YOUR OPINIONS = WGAF
>>66362587
will Gay Jesus headline the first Cuba UFC event?
>>66362527
Everyone ignore this redneck good ole boy poster from Dixie Land. He idolized Donald Trump who is from Manhattan New York anyways
>>66362629
trump has said many times that the south is beautiful and he loves its people
ya goof
>>66362693
I will tell a donkey that he looks pretty for his vote
>>66361233
Dude... Wow Nate is cool as fuck. I never realized (probably because they've never given him enough exposure). Even better now that he's a little more mature compared to his time of TUF.
>>66362718
this is why i wouldnt vote for you or the other political shills
trump means what he says and isn't part of the corrupt political establishment
he doesnt lie and pander to illegal immigrants and other liberal goofs like yourself
>>66362739
>trump means what he says and isn't part of the corrupt political establishment
Yeah totally that's why he's running indepe... Oh wait
>>66362784
is france really trying to discuss politics?
why dont you go vote for mussolini you literal cuck?
btw enjoy those refugees
After Bethe finished Pennington do you to see her fight Holly Holm at UFC 200? Would be interesting to see how Holly deals with someone who she doesn't have the advantage over in the stand up.
>>66362863
how long did it take you to think of this shitpost britbro?
can't wait to see what you think of next 2bh
>>66362863
Bethe lost to ronda's standup
>>66362396
Can confirm
Most unpleasant major city I've ever been to aside from Winnipeg
>>66362739
Do you fall for every salesman that you see? Because I have the deal of the century
>>66362883
my mind is constantly in action, trying to come up with the next shitpost that will get the most (you)s
shitposting isn't a hobby, its a way of life
>>66362888
The fight was too quick, we didn't get to see what Bethe is capable of
LADS THIS DC SUCKING COCK MEME HAS TO STOP
HE'S STRAIGHT
STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>66362927
Holly vs Nunes would be better
>>66362903
yeah hahahaha u got me
great job carl
What fighters from other organizations and cuts out of ufc would make the heavyweight division competitive?
18 minute nate diaz interview with some ufc on fox/facebook goof
https://www.fb.com/UFConFOX/videos/525927100945602/
>>66362555
>not associating it with freaks and geeks
>>66363010
thx anon
>walking out to anything but lil yachty
baka
https://youtu.be/afg3Bt_GG7s
you guys think that nate has the potential to be better than nick since he studied under nate and likely got into it younger and has the advantage of learning what works from nick?
>>66361773
You're getting emotional. Reel it in champ.
>>66363010
lol first thing nate bought was a big ol' bag of girl scout cookies
>>66363008
Minakov
Bedorf
Pavlovich
Sosnovskiy
>>66363170
>[Embed]
>autotune
>[Remove]
>>66363010
nate needs his own podcast
>>66362958
Its nothing sexual, its about dc dominating and submitting jon by any means
>>66362958
how do you know that he is straight
>>66363406
because he was /pretending/
How good does UFC 198 look lads?
>>66363538
Way too injury-free tbqhwy
>>66363538
Incredible. Especially because it is in Brazil and Schaub has confirmed he will be having rogan and Callen over for a fight companion.
>>66360931
Why doesnt he get 1/4 of the attention Conor does?
Is he just a downgraded Conor?
>jacare will never get his rightful title shot
feels bad man
>>66363538
old Old OLd OLD
>>66363570
Not enough memes
>>66363581
if he beats Vitor, which he should, he'll get it, since Romero is gonna be out of action for a minute
>>66363581
Vitor is going to heem iphim in the first round.
this game is fucking fun
I hope DC kills Jon .
>>66363646
ea curse still going strong man
>>66363662
Necrophilia ain't funny.
>JON JONES!
>GET YA DICK ERECT BOY, IMMA SUCK IT!
>>66363666
It's funny that they tried to avoid it by saying the winner of McGregor vs Aldo would be on the cover, then Conor loses his next fight.
>>66361131
Why is he a goof ? The dude gave his back that is about the most retarded thing you can do in a fight in any sport
>>66363758
that's why he's a goof you goof
>>66363570
because of his JUST status
Remember when Dana said that Ronda is the most mentally strong person he's ever met then she went on tv and said she had suicidal thoughts after her loss?
>>66361113
>>66361131
There's his fight in the IFL where he got one armed trapped under his own body and the other got controlled by his opponent, and he got MUUURKED
>>66363905
Holly kicked her so hard that it gave her an existential crisis.
Does that make it the eternal GOAT heem?
what does "JUST" mean? ive seen it forever but never knew what it means?
>>66363905
Dana can promote pretty much any hack.
It's not bad actually, he's doing his job. He makes even mediocre fighters sound unique.
>>66363930
jinxed u so terribly
who /hype/?
>>66362062
Rockhold needs to move to a real camp instead of training with has-been goofs like cain and dc
>>66363953
>Huggy Bear
>Women's Open Weight
Rizin never fails to bring the memes
>>66363953
Huggy Bear a beast
>>66362201
He's black, he could be both
>>66360931
How do I open my third eye like Robert "Tenshinhan" Lawler?
>>66364022
shouldn't you be training for estonia
>>66364022
That's the first step
>>66364022
why would you want to be like tenshinhan? he is a b- player in the whole series and always gets rekt and/or embarassed whether by his little-me or by an actual enemy
you should focus on being like majin vegeta so instead of a third anus on your forehead you can write an M on it, M stand for MEME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA best ministry album?
>>66364065
it ain't me
>>66364022
Trepanning. Might make you more susceptible to cuts though.
>>66364022
>Tenshinhan
be the most irrelevant champion in a team of a elite fighters
>>66361241
kill yourself
>>66364078
>you'll never look this alpha
>when you look at a car from behind and you can't see the driver's head
>>66364150
>gets to eat steak 3x a day
>gets several breakfasts a day
>gets free training by Ido (the real coach)
>gets to hang out in cool places with Conor like when Dana and Lorenzo were watching Hunt fight in a penthouse and goes to cool clubs
>gets hooked up with free shit just for being with Conor
>probably gets a stipend from Conor like a parent to a child just for being his bro
>has been in the fucking UFC and is probably going to fight again
He's living the life bros. But I'm sure he's terrified of the ride ending. Dude must be losing arm length at night when he goes to bed worry about Vin Diesel, Mark Wahlberg or someone else asking why he hangs out with this lame? Artem isn't lame. He's a warrior. Plus it's cheap to take care of him.
Anyone feel like UFC is preparing hard for a 2nd loss for conor how much they are hyping nate with all these interviews on UFC on FOX? Funny interviews tho Nate and Nick are such likeable guys
Aldo was winning the fight until he gassed
>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
>>66364198
When I was 10, I had a cut on on the side of my right eye and cried like a faggot. beta as fuck.
>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
>>66364022
let the fight go into the fifth round
then you will know if you are capable
What's with the Ariel fired meme?
Who do you think the champions will be at the end of the year?
>>66362378
karate is a one way ticket to heem city
I used to do karate when I was little and never used anything from karate in street fights
I pretty much dqed myself in both karate tournaments I've participated doing non karate stuff tho
>>66361124
>must of been
This is the inteligence of people that whine about fighter pay. This apthetic little bitch has an entry level mcjob and he's worried about how much Nate Diaz makes.
>>66364288
HW: Conor McGregor
LHW: Conor McGregor
MW: Conor McGregor
WW: Conor McGregor
LW: Conor McGregor
FW: Conor McGregor
BW: Conor McGregor
FLW: Conor McGregor
>>66363538
this -> >>66363588
half of those fights will be terrible, still a decent event probably
>>66361150
>the ufc pays less than 10% of their revenue to the fighters
Prove it.
>>66364257
except that that is completely normal
if you didnt cry you would probally end up as a sociopath
>>66364288
not sure but what i can be sure about is chris weidman getting back on top
