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GOOD thread
>>65118805
>>65118862
SAME fag
All in on PK35 slags sub edition
>>65118805
>>65118862
Embarrassing
>>65118889
a-all in heh
>>65118933
You're not falling anyone m8, no shocker that this thread had 2 posts and 1 ip when you linked it.
gib tennis bets plox
>>65118979
No it didn't.
So explain why it doesn't say (you) then.
>>65118995
Roberto Bautista
>>65119016
Yes it did. Inspect element or posting from phone and PC so same ip but recognised as two different devices so one doesn't show a (You)
You literally are not fooling anyone. Only way you didn't samefag was if someone else in your household just so happened to be the first to comment in the thread which would be a remarkable coincidence.
Head has well and truly GONE.
Just paid for a year of Basi Booms membership.
Need a winner like AIR and didn't know where else to turn.
There is just no way these Lithuanians and Latvians play an honest friendly right?
>>65119078
>Only way you didn't samefag was if someone else in your household just so happened to be the first to comment in the thread
>not browsing /bet/ with your family
>>65119118
>tfw /bet/ IS your family
>>65118805
will city score again or should i cash out
DISGUSTING amounts on PK
>>65119117
Clueless. How long have you been betting student mong?
Just had a nice hot bath to try and soothe myself after yet another horrible day of betting. STILL can't feel my feet, really concerned at the minute lads.
>>65119182
info?
>>65119158
>just noticed that green drink along with the champers
pmsl
down insane
>>65119170
cash out, goal was good fortune
>>65119182
Never thought I'd have so much on Finnish women's football. Not ever sure I will have feet left by the end of it
down unreal
daily reminder that if you're not hunting big bonuses and betting them on >2.0 odds you're wasting your shekels
100 EU on AC Milan to win tonight, if they don't i'll get my cash back and register in a new bookie and leech their bonus as well.
the only +ev decision you can make, use your friends accounts for other rounds.
>>65119285
what's the info?
>>65119322
That they simply have to score at least once more and not concede for me to be able to pay rent.
>>65119238
teamsheets lid
>How do I win a bet?
>Don't.
>Shot on target not resulting in a goal in womens football
HOW
>>65119182
huge on this. Pleeeease
MYNPA
444444444444444
Thanks Euan, tipstertube is working well imo.
Is it possible to charge for tips on there?
>>65119379
gr8 meme
>>65119434
you can make your account private on tipstertube and charge people some other way
>>65119434
Yeah. I just set it to a private profile and people pay to follow. Dont need to give anything to the website...yet. Wont charge until I get a decent record though.
MMA SPECIAL:
Teddy Holder vs Shamil Gamzutov under 1.5 rounds @ 1.53
>>65119461
>thinking you're good enough to charge
ebin
>>65119503
>euan is bad meme
ebin
>>65119461
>Still thinking you're good enough to charge after a few bubblegum rball slaves
pmsl, fair play thought this gimmick would have died by now.
>>65119503
>>65119564
;)
We'll see how my record is in a few months. If people will pay a tenner for it, then I won't deny them the opportunity. No one is making you pay me.
PK slags closed on bet365
still 1-0?
>>65119117
looks like its fixed for 0-0
>>65119596
if you maintain over like a +20% ROI over there for the next few months, I'd happily pay a tenner
ALSO
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>>65119596
People pay Basi Booms for tips.
PK PK PK PK PK PK PK PK PK PK
>>65119624
Nah
Bubblegum babbies zzz
>>65119637
in for another nibble desu
Honka crumble now
>>65119721
shrewd move tbqh
>>65119744
I KNOW
MARKET SUSPENDED
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P R O F I T
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P E E
K A Y
T H I R T Y
F I V E
V A N T A A
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Finally. Can just about feel down to my ankles
one
more
nibble
>>65119792
Nope. Feet gone.
>>65119803
Not shrewd.
HONKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
FML
>>65119792
Feet and head gone lad
pot jej
2-2
Down fucking insane. Raged the win at 2-1. Bye.
oh ffs DAC
Thanks a lot Euan u fukin little rat, want my money back
third goal coming boys
>>65119875
to Honka probably lel
>>65119863
lel'd
has there been any updates?
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
unders in milan
Paying for Euan's "tips" is like paying for r/soccerbetting subscription desu
>>65119824
Goal better cum or am takin u to trade-in standers
Sup /bet/. I've not been around since the UCD women train yonks ago.
Any good shit happen recently?
>>65119969
BT died
Euan got a haircut
Mackers is skint
JWest is bangin a tranny
>>65119969
No.
>>65119992
fuck off down hundereds of thousands
>there are people who dont follow France's Italian tips
PMSL
>>65119946
oh aye?
Gambling is no longer profitable.
>>65119969
Gambling no longer profitable.
Who else just absolutely hates money here?
>>65119319
B A C C A
A
C
C
A
>>65120028
better odds now
James Mckeown Natural selection will take place and people will leave the group who think losing bets = bad bets. Very disappointed with the result but that's gambling. Did not deserve to lose on a handicap. The research was there not really sure what more can be done. Good luck finding another group with some on offering a better opinion for a lower fee.
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>>65119285
Thanks dickhead, you just reminded me of the sums I lost on Aland v Sarajevo
>>65120101
DELUSIONAL
>>65120101
J U D G E
>>65120101
>it lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>65120219
>it lost therefore it was a good bet
Would you rather have winning tips or value tips?
>>65120101
What was his research?
>>65120252
If value tips lose, winning
>>65120259
Real Cuautitlan +1 asian at home to Loros De Colima - Bet365 - Large @ 1.9
Take large +1 asian, medium for +0.5... I have Real Cuautitlan as the better team.
Would like to post after the benefit of a little bit of inplay stats but these days prices collapse so quickly that are of any value so it's best for us to take it at kickoff.
I've been speaking to the club and they also said that they they are a much better team this season and will be the better team "on the field" to the question I asked if they think they could win they replied "Anyone can win brother".
Real Cuautitlan were a horrible side last year and this is why their is value. They have changed their entire squad and they have put together a really strong squad for this season and will be competing at the top of the table. Below is the starting XI's from their 6-0 loss at the end of last season and from last week their 2-2 draw. Only one name matches up Quinones and thats a different player just same name. No players from last season remain and its still being priced on that horrible squad.
Real Cuautitlan are full strength today, same team as last week.
This team is actually really good. Highlights videos below of their first 2 games of the season. I've been through their player profiles. Mostly quite impressive for this level, many have been at academies in Liga MX clubs.
Highlights of their last game (2-2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5hIl6eZJ4g&feature=youtu.be
Highlights of their 1st game of the season (4-1 win) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQcyDvF5vs&feature=youtu.be
This is the FB of their No.1 marksman Nino Torres.
5 of the 6 goals they have scored so far were scored by him. He starts today.
Starting XI for the final game of last season (Lost 6-0):
Solace
Cedric
Ortiz
Solace
Zihua
>etc
Starting XI last week:
Alavez
Diaz
>etc
>"Anyone can win brother"
>>65120311
Just scared the cat out of my room with how hard I laughed at the fact he tipped a large based on the team saying they were the better team and anyone can win.
He could easily have argued -1 was the bet because they had a high turnover and the team was full of Liga MX academy rejects/youth players.
>>65120311
>I've been speaking to the club
KeK
>I've been speaking to the club
>"Anyone can win brother"
S H R E W D
I'm a good 4 seconds ahead of bookies here. What do?
>>65120252
Depends on a number of factors mostly what odds the winning tips will be and how frequent as well as what amount I'll be able to get on.
If the guaranteed winning tip is at shit tier odds, only gonna be able to get small amounts on or only come say once a week then I'd take frequent value bets that will lose from time to time as ultimately it'll prove more profitable than guaranteed winning tips if I can't get my money on or can only get a small amount on and the odds are shit.
>>65120311
>Anyone can win... brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_SURMi1Mo
>>65119969
Speaking of UCD Waves,
US QT Brigade vs. Irish Slags in five bongs.
Due to injuries, the US will only have two natural center backs, but they should stomp on the potatoes, as Saoirse Ronan's Oscar hopes are being stomped on by the American QT Brie Larson.
US win by four or more goals, try to get 2.00 or better on any AH or Over.
>>65120386
Every bookie I know uses at least a 4 second delay in placing inplay bets so doubt you can do anything.
>>65120433
>counting on yank slags
never
again
>>65120311
>>65120440
Thought so. I missed all the value here anyways. The better team was down by 6 and now they are up by 7. ML was right around evens now at like 1.1 frustrated beyond belief right now.
>>65120433
>in five bongs
Do you know how to read a clock?
>>65120495
Oops, it's 5pm EST, sorry lads. A bit hung over this morning.
>>65120495
It's played in the USA. He's accounting for the time it takes for the teams to walk out and sing the anthems and do their hair and make up and shake hands and go to the toilet and do some karaoke THEN kick off.
>>65120025
please enlighten us
>>65120532
He tipped Milan earlier, tied now but rball looks decent
>>65120558
Do you think Milan DNB is a good one to make right now?
>>65120529
What % of your Tipster Tube bets will be available in asia do you reckon?
>>65120433
Is the USA team actually better then this game: http://uk.women.soccerway.com/matches/2015/05/10/world/friendly-women/united-states/ireland-republic/1993662/ ?
From what I can see, they are going to be playing the younger, newer players tonight. Might not be a bad thing if they can actually move the ball around since they wont be lumping it up to Wambach to hold up.
>All Dutch games under today
What a world we live in
>>65120404
>>65120659
I watched that game, may have only ended 3-0 but it legit should've been about 8-0, USA were all over them.
>>65120649
Thats what I prestaked probably a decent bet
i've got it guys.
i'm gonna start hanging around tennis clubs, meet some young dudes, convince them to throw a match or two ???? profit!
They probably do it all the time on those ITF tournaments anyway.
>>65120529
Utter slug
>>65120659
That game was a WWC tune up game, when the US were still working out lineups and formations. The QT's today are really playing for spots in the Olympic Team, the slags send their full senior team while the men send a junior team.
This is a victory tour, cash in game. The way the US federation makes money with the slags is to tour the country playing against soup cans, this explains the recent 100+ game home unbeaten streak (they were beaten by China in Wambach's final game). In the China game, they were only trying to get the carpet muncher a goal, and "she" just couldn't do it anymore, even against asian females half her size.
>>65120660
Yesterday's game ended 0-0 as well, dire weekend
Hoping tomorrow has some goals, going to the AZ - Feyenoord game and don't want a 0-0
[spoiler]even though >we could use the point[/spoiler]
>>65120659
Talk me through what would happen if you went on Take Me Out. What song would you come down to? What would your talent be? How many lights would you expect to have left by the end?
>>65120653
From bets I've made all from my own work on my spreadsheet (23 days worth), 25% are in asia, 55% are on bet365. I dont used 10bet and clones but probably 80%+ of the bets I make would be on 10bet as a guess.
>>65120777
Checked.
>>65120792
Yeah I know but are they actually better?
>>65120700
Watched it too I think. Was probably on -4 or something. They can be so frustrating to watch the way the pass it about the edge of the box but never score.
>>65120829
>also watching Take Me Out as my bets collapse before my eyes
Lille 1-0 up with 10 mins to go, 3-1 down it ends
M I L A N
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UAC soon
>>65120829
After he reveals his bankroll every girl will want him ofc
>>65120829
>tfw no birds will be impressed by my talent of rball slaving
>>65120890
Not all women are like that!
>>65120832
Yes, alot of old slags retired and they called up fit QTs that can actually run and pass. Over half of the US team on the field should be players that have played professionally in Europe or Japan, where unlike the US they do not launch into the penalty box from midfield and hope that a tall lesbian heads it in.
Anyone else worth following on Tipster tube other than Euan?
Pittsburgh ML in the College Basketball
>>65121131
Euan's page is blank for me
did I get the wrong one?
Bet the hell out of Donald Trump to win the nomination and to become president. They have been mispricing the hell out of him since he started to run. Luckily, I got in my money in September when his odds were much higher. His odds are still great, though.
Even blacks like Trump. He will destroy Hillary in the debates. Just wait until he focuses on her. Most people don't care about retarded social issues, they just want jobs. I predict a landslide.
>>65121182
https://tipstertube.com/profile/t4tw
>>65121182
tfw took the username Euan and people here thinks its the real one
just got done watching Breakfast at Tiffanys cant believe ill never have the chance to go through a prime Audrey Hepburn like a bleeding buldozer
TEARS
>>65121205
N-now he can't call me a slug right?
>>65121249
Guaranteed £40
hope you hopped on the CD Laguna slags train
Fucking game ended 30 minutes ago and they still haven't paid out.
>>65121318
just got on over 8.5 goals
>>65121386
What game?
>>65121318
>Train
Pretty sure they opened on a -4 or thereabouts. on' get me wrong there was money to be made here but its really only a train if they're on a -1 at worst or a larger handi but going double figures.
wtb for AO tonight?
>>65121479
didn't watch from the start, got on after HT when it was -2
>>65121444
Mississippi State/OM
>>65121501
Is bovada down for you? Because I'm having issues with it right now
>>65121524
Might be, I'm on my phone and have been refreshing open bets every 10 minutes so I can't say. I feel down right now even though I know I'm up. I'm up huge this month and I'm sweating a tenner.
>>65120863
>balotelli
a fucking monkey can score that.
anyway, i'll get my cash back from that welcome bonus, i was aware that it's a bit risky. moving to the next bookie
>>65121482
Jo willy
Bencic
Gavrilova
>Not one mention of Rayo Vallecano -0.25
pmsl
>>65121722
Cheers lad just taken Celta +.25
Get in on Louisiana Tech -7 over Southern Miss.
LA Tech won by 30 when they played earlier this season. This is free money.
>Immortals were 4.00 at some point
>Didn't get on
Pats -3 THE BET?
Would be surprised if there wasn't a second goal in the colo colo game
just set up twitter. any decent tipsters?
>>65121995
After Chiefs +5 lost I no longer bet on the NFL.
If I was forced to pick a spread this weekend then I would go for that one though.
>>65121995
Yes. And take the over.
>>65122032
That was clearly a meme forced by some delusional poster.
Chiefs were propped up from a long run of playing poor teams, Pats were just getting healthy again.
>>65122061
No it wasnt. It was a good bet. The Chiefs are a very good team.
>>65122061
He probably is the delusional poster. I suppose anyone who bets on NFL and thinks they can be profitable is a delusional poster
>>65122142
found the memer
>>65122142
pmsl
>>65122161
As much as I love it, you're right. There are certain occasions that warrant a bet but most times, it is not worth it.
>>65122142
>it was a good bet even though it lost
>>65122166
It doesnt matter now. It was a good bet though.
>>65122168
? you dont even watch NFL weirdo
Imagine that, eh?
Reminder that Canada broke the secret NFL jew code of betting against the favourite because that is how jews fix it to make the most money but they can't do it every time or it'd be too obvious so thats when favourites win.
Wheres the dane LoL bro?
Thinking about going small on Team liquid
Pittsburg o75.5
>>65122017
https://twitter.com/nickgoff79
Anybody getting on team liquid
>>65120311
Holy shit this person made a million and gets paid to give tips
Reality isn't fair
>>65122327
Let's get it fammo
>>65122418
Its probably closer to 2 million
>>65122445
*was
He's down a mil since June
On Liquid. pls win
>>65122433
What do you think about Renegade vs Dig
>>65122495
Dig
Best player for Renegade is suspended
Andy Dick is looking good these days
>Baaru -52
What
>>65122590
The AIDS is strong in this one
>>65122616
LARGE ON +
>>65122616
They need to destroy Toros to have a good point difference and avoid the triple tie, in case Quimsa loses
Quimsa beat Toros by over 40 and BRs are not only in more need of the points, but also a better team and just evil, as all brazilian sportsmen
I'd say it's a good line
>>65122590
>that cartoon level goal
>6th minute
>1-0
Slags will deliver
>>65122616
Baaru probably cover I'd say based on a very small bit of research. Toros atrocious.
desu I'll wait for the line to move or probably bet on quarters
even better, not bet at all
-50 now at 2. Gonna do it t b h
Line falling with each passing second
Tsonga
Djok/Simon under 29.5 games
Federer/Goffin under 31.5 games
Gavrilova
Bencic +3.5 games
thoughts?
I'd say there's higher chances for Bauru to win by 50 than not to
On the other hand a big plus on the first quarter is more likely than a big minus. Third and fourth quarters will most likely be a massacre
Wonder how lines will be leveled
>Only small on Liquid
Wow almost no markets
>Hearts and Everton
Who else should I add to my muggy sunday acca?
The Hedgehog faggot has no shot
I BELIEVE THAT
>>65123041
Arsenal
>Even Irish slags will just headbutt you like a drunk
>>65122867
I'll wait till HT and have a little go on the Bauru handi
>>65121782
hup hup
Scout shitting the bed, even slower than tv transmission
>>65122846
Tsonga, bencic and gav for me too brah
wtb for us and Irish slags?
Liquid completely shit the bed lol. Hope dig comes through
>>65123083
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>65123241
unders
>Irish defending
or just
>slag defending
>>65123241
it was -3.5 at kick off. You can get on now and I'd say they probably cover but I wouldn't bank on it.
>>65123230
good from behind ;) ;) ;)
>>65123241
US SW ;)
>Mfw after Missouri +14
Good sportsmanship by just running down the clock by Texas A&M with 20 seconds left to leave it at a 13 point win
Keith Burton unreal
Thoughts on Michigan state - 3?
>>65123270
both
>>65123241
Irish can't defend and the US QT's are fighting for spots for the Olympics. The substitute striker might get a hat trick at this rate.
le chucking brazilians
P I T T S B U R G H
toros really is bad enough to have to have +52.5
the bhutan of basketball
Potato slags getting well and truly strap on'd
It's not just that they're bad, but also Bauru, the best team in South America (champions of last Liga de las Americas, then Liga Sudamericana, in both tournaments winning every match), really need the point difference
>>65123230
>>65121664
>>65122846
>>65123664
The US just subbed in a literal 17 year old.
JUST
>that header wide
I swear slags are only capable of scoring from blatant defensive fuck ups
>>65124428
Thats not true, they also score from gk fucks ups and own goals
BASED DIGNITAS
>>65122694
HUP HUP
>>65124428
>5-0
gg, I hope some of you lads made some money.
Also, I claim Christen Press as my soccer-fu.
What's more +ev, learning to play an instrument or learning fine arts?
>>65125146
Instrument because girls will be wet for you.
TOROS TOROS TOROS TOROS
If Bencic is to have any chance of winning this, she really needs to up her first serve %, especially now with a second chance at consolidating a break. Her second serves just sit there asking to be put away.
>>65125386
talking big sense pal
>>65125386
This desu, reminds me of Millmans 2nd serve last night
Does anyone consistently make money on football, hockey or basketball? I make a profit on soccer and lose it all on hockey. Those sports seem too random.
>>65125689
I'm pretty consistent with basketball. Tons of misprices and in play shit is normally good. Football is tricky, can't bet very often but there is consistent profit there. Soccer has so many leagues and games that there is always something to go on.
Hockey is a crapshoot
>>65125689
A couple of months ago, there was a hockey match a user researched and posted about. The captain had quit the team a few hours before the match, club was in turmoil over unpaid wages, and had lost a few days earlier to the same opponents. Went large. Never again.
>>65125941
>Finland giving hockey tips
Never EVER again.
>>65125689
I make money consistently on basketball, less consistenly on football and lose money on anything else
>>65125689
Basketball, college football, and baseball are my main profitable sports. The others I either break even or lose
Time to lump on Boca now that they got a red
Why does it take days to withdraw when it only takes seconds to deposit?
>>65125689
American sports are garbage for betting on and its frustrating to think how much money I've probably lost following tips here on it
>muh fast moving lines so can't tip the REAL value
>>65126163
Banks put money on hold until its verified.
>>65126188
maybe you should git gud and learn the sport and teams yourself so you'll be able to spot the value without having to be spoonfed
>>65126092
Perfect, now I can watch a referee get murdered tonight because he made the correct decision
>>65126236
Or maybe I can just stick to my football bets where I know there is actual value instead of wasting time with American sports
If there is a match to show kids on how not to play tennis, this would be it. Can't believe they get paid the same for this crap. Crowd has been dead the entire time, piss poor serving, and unforced errors galore.
>>65126299
LARGE on River Plate desu
Fuck tsonga man
>>65126408
Hesitated on this. Kei has the greater head to head, especially on hard courts, and has been getting better as the tournament has progressed.
Is boca juniors worth a punt? The match stats have them raped
