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>gambling
>not just laying huge amounts on political candidates who aren't even running
I've got every saving on Joe Biden to not be the next president, going to be UAC
1st for >dutch tips
Penny punting soccerway slugs OUT
need gijon goal like AIR
>>65097890
fuck the keeper with the meme save
>>65097851
>cavs fired their head coach
cleveland LARGE
>pats -3
>panthers -3
>panthers/cards over
>free money #2bh
>>65097934
>panthers -3
but thats wrong?
>>65097934
this + broncos/pats unders just wins
Can you guys use your meme bet magic so Aberdeen scores one more goal?
>>65097934
>not taking favorites and overs on both in a 4 leg parlay
Scared money doesn't win money.
>>65097890
FUCK YES
UP THE BIGGEST CUNT
555555555
boom
>Uni making a thread
Reminds me of old times
James Mckeown I'm down 80k
Like · Reply · 1 · 15 mins
>>65098019
and >dutch tips are back in full force as well, feels like it's 2013 again
>>65098051
utter utter
>>65098075
The end comes in 2016.
>>65098051
how the fuck. everyone in /bet/ found some sort of train today it looks. Lincoln and Gijon were cash today
>>65098051
Quality.
Just imagine how much his followers are down overall too.
>>65098100
>Gijon
>train
Begone slug.
>>65098143
the scottish fix is real, r-right guys?
>>65098051
J U D G E
A F U C K E N B A D J U D G E
>>65098143
>o 2.5 @ 1.83
>o 3.5@ 2.10
>o 4.5@ 2.6
for a team that scored twice in the first ten minutes and dominated attacking chances
>>65098175
Anyone who thinks they could find public info on a fix online and still be able to bet on it, is a retard.
And this is a TV Scottish Premiership match. Honestly, do you have an extra set of chromosomes?
>>65097871
bird
>>65097890
worm
>>65097914
worm
>>65097934
worm
>>65097961
worm
>>65097965
worm
>>65097966
worm
>>65097971
worm
>>65098100
worm
>>65098143
bird
>>65098175
worm
>>65098199
worm
>>65098206
bird
SHOCKING worm/bird ratio so far
>>65098219
what's the bet
>>65098219
look at you
now look at us
all my niggas up a cunt
>>65098219
>tfw bird
thanks man
>>65098241
Guarantee I'm up probably 10x as much as you today
>>65098228
Far too many potentials to mention tomorrow
>>65098206
There's been televised fixes mate. Also I was just on the "fix" ironically
Fram game is fixed for 3-3, I dreamt it last night
>>65098276
pmsl at people who think televised games can't be fixed
>>65098269
isn't a bird a derogatory term for a woman over there?
>>65098433
>derogatory
Not really but otherwise yes
>>65098426
This is proof you are retarded.
Man scores goal. OMG FIX
>>65098426
>>65098452
Well like broad is here. It's not really offensive but it isn't polite.
>>65098452
birds don't like being called birds
>>65098482
>like broad is here
How do you have the internet in the the 1930s?
But yeah thats a fair description
>>65098470
imagine being this clueless
>>65098504
>>65098504
Calm down Paul
>>65098519
Sure lid
posted two more here btw
>>65098388
>>65098541
chasing off elements, whats the bet lids?
>>65098517
When something like this happens... Surely everyone realizes there's a fix in the game. I'd imagine keeper would be facing serious consequences, no?
>>65098219
Look at you lad. You think you're so shrewd
Down insane yet again, given up hope on breaking even this month. Feet beyond numb.
>>65098504
the rest look suspicious. what am I missing here?
>>65098685
follow your heart.
I know this will be
>apehoop
but the Clippers -2.5 against the Knicks is @1.951
3 points really isn't a big margin to cover
Clippers are a far better team and they rested their starters a ton towards the end of last night's game when it got out of reach.
Also, reminder that GSW play tonight. They have been money all season on inplay things like quarter moneylines and 2nd half spread.
>>65098698
Watch the GK in the first part of the webm.
Literally appeals for the pen and celebrates when its awarded.
MUH FAST MOVING LINES
MUH EASY INPLAY
MUH GSW
>>65098875
I thought he was exasperated at his defender for committing such a blatant foul. Hands in the air like what the fuck are you doing
>>65098875
he is insinuating it's a dive friendo
First monthly lump on Hillary, £250 every month until November so I can have a nice amount to spend on Christmas presents for mum, the woman is an absolute saint at reminding me to check the skedge each day so she deserves something nice.
>>65098880
MUH ANGRY VIRGIN BRITANON
>>65098940
I really REALLY wouldn't bet on politics that you know nothing about. All the black and young voters that voted for Obama are for Bernie. Support for Hilary was already shaky before she got BTFO for covering up emails that proved she knew about Benghazi before it happened. All the Republicans hate the woman and would vote for Trump over her.
>>65098940
shrewd. Ignore the worms.
>>65098984
>that you know nothing about
Listen here slug, I know American politics and I can tell you with absolute certainty that this is a gift. I even took a US politics module at AS Level. I'm not sure what kind of clueless idiot is laying her at this price but I'm happy to take all their not-so-hard earned wages from them. I guarantee I'm going to have to put on much more than £250 a month once that price crashes.
>>65099045
Would LOVE to have a pint with you. What's your poison?
>>65099111
Half cokes only. Meet at Aspers at the Gate, I'll be the one in the yellow shirt.
>>65099135
I've never seen so many memes in one post
>>65099045
>US politics module at AS Level
Pol Sci Bsc get at me.
Trump HAS NO CHANCE.
Hilary has this in the bag.
DREAD to think how many birds J West is going to flirt with tonight. Bet he's got an ARRAY of chat up lines about dry January in his locker.
>>65096254
Was at the game too lid, where were you sitting? Shame the fix didn't come in boys
oi
>>65099439
What cunt?
>>65099454
watch your mouth bender
what's the bet
>>65099477
It was victoria for addicts after the 2 reds
>>65098940
desu she's a steal at that price, the establishment wills it
Trump will become republican candidate but won't get elected, Bernie will come tantalizingly close to winning but be shut out by feminists and those dedicated to the party
desu democrat win @1.66 is an absolute lock, republicans are all clueless and there's no way that Trump (now the favourite according to bookies) goes all the way
>>65099657
>she's a steal at that price
bird
>Trump will become republican candidate
worm
>>65099657
Feminists love Bernie more than Hillary
>>65099714
pmsl
somehow grabbed a bauru -1.5 that lasted like 5 seconds wew
>>65099732
They do actually, the ordinary woman with no idea about voting records and their campaigning history would probably vote for her by virtue of her having a vagina but feminists love Bernie for being all about equal pay and shit for decades.
>>65099714
jynxed it so hard
>>65099683
45% chance it's Trump, 35% its Rubio, 20% anybody else imo
Trump has been getting too much attention for too long now to disappear; he's lasting so well as a meme that he might just make it all the way to nomination, and I think he will, especially since he's so good at manipulating people and turning his supporters against other candidates.
>>65099714
Some do (mostly arts students) but most woman just vote for Hilary (STEM students) for being a woman.
Politically active, intelligent feminists, sure. Lazy fat Tumblr feminists, no way.
>>65099779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTv_FH8XyK0
Need New Zealand goals like air
bauru so good
What bets are on tonight I'm going out
BUT I WANT TO PUT DSOME BETS PN
>>65100157
Euan go home, you're drunk
>>65100168
I'm Hassan m9 Euan sucks dick
>>65100285
>hassan
state of that
>>65100002
>On u162.5
Hold
>>65100325
I avoid o/u like the plague
penny punting student friend wants to start doing it properly. the problem is that his bankroll probably won't be higher than £100, what unit size should I tell him to use?
was thinking:
£2- small
£5- medium
£7- large
>>65100397
with 2 pound stakes you'll never grow, but it's good to start with that so you can track your progress in a spreadsheet without destroying your bank
>>65100309
>Implying you haven't been enjoying my banter with a paki twister for years
>>65100397
£50
>>65100423
you suggest maybe upping the stakes to:
£5 small
£7 med
£10 large
>>65100397
I would be aggressive, if he's following a half decent tipster something like
10 - small
20 - medium
50 - large
Hopefully go on a run and could have a 500 quid roll in a month. Bankroll management is important but when starting with such a small roll you shouldn't stick to such low percentages, you may go on a good run and have little to show for it.
>>65100486
5% of your roll for a small is the recipe for disaster, stick to the baby stakes for now, see how you go and if you get a decent p/l up it
>>65100499
It's only 100 quid. You'll learn more going bust a couple of times trying to run up a decent roll then you would making a couple of tenners a week.
>>65100397
Started with a 100 myself.
>>65100494
This is the best way of managing it. Would never have my small be lower than 10. In the period March-November it's very easy to build your roll back up if you happen to lose a 100 quid.
>>65100565
Definitely not lad. Go on a bad streak and you're broke, and definitely put off betting. Just get as many bets as you can under your belt and you'll learn it pretty quickly and get more confident in your staking
>>65100591
pmsl, tears at this pussyman
>tfw student slug that started with £100
>September-December last year make it up to £2000
>lose pretty much all of it earlier this month by going on a huge losing streak with only 4 wins / 30 on about evens when I started half-chasing losses
l-learning experience right
>New Zealand -6
Max comfy
>>65100701
In what?
Any tips for tonight lads? Tennis is looking good. Murray Stan to win. Steve Johnson deserves a cheeky fiver.
Brasil SUCH a fraud
>>65100748
U20 hockey. Won 12-1
My god they're going to win just by 1
Holy shit
So much air
Not betting again today, fuck local basketball, UAC
>>65097871
is this /shrewd/
>>65100964
>>65100802
That's what you get for betting on us.
Who /clips/ here
17 half cokes in lads, give me a monumental bet
>>65101020
so shrewd
>>65101020
Place it then
>market closes when about to bet
man I'm an addict
>>65101043
Not till late but Zhang over let checkout 2.3
>>65101100
Lepchenko lol *
>>65101043
Hume City 0.0
Pascoe with a young bench and Hume City have recruited well. Game is also played at Hume's usual ground even though they're listed as away.
Night lids, praying I can feel my feet tomorrow, pretty concerned desu x
>>65101135
Shrewd dreams lid
>>65101069
have done now
going to be up BRAINS
>>65098940
lol Hillary as president.
Donald Trump as president was a better bet. Trump is not a loser.
Wait until their debates. It will be great.
I'm on Larreborges +22.5 but I just know I'll be shaking all night
Larre only lost by 20 once, the other blowouts hover around 15. Goes never won by 20, max win was by 18 against a team they hate
At worst it's a coinflip, I'm pretty sure it's value @1.86
>>65101034
Here, with o208 and Northern Illinois -1.5
Been out shagging since 9pm. Missed anything good?
What was the final score in the Gibraltar game?
>>65101253
13-0
>>65101271
Did people make much? Line was still quite big at HT iirc. Was expecting them to stop scoring based on my recent form so didnt get on :(
>>65101290
I was on -4.75 HUGE at 25mins so cashed that out at 6-0 and slammed on every overs line, made about £600
>>65101305
Bubblegum babby?
>>65101305
Nice one mate.
Will be up an absolute cunt if Clips can cover.
Fucking Jewvada showing false score/time in the live betting section. Luckily I still won but I feel cheated.
Lopez odds seem high no? Anything can happen in tiebreaker and isner is def not gonna break him
Can't imagine living in a world where Chicago +12.5 loses
>>65101119
down ffs
>>65101794
>tfw got on at +7.5 thinking it was a steal
T-they'll come back right?
>>65101794
On with you. Also got on Houston ML at a generous 1.9 when it was tied. Both should even out.
>>65101119
pmsl
>>65101880
Not if they keep playing like that
I am a football man, I am a soccer fan. I came to see Lineker with the rest of the world.
Holy shit, got on +22.5, lost by 22
Got on -1.5, won by 2 with a missed free throw in the last play
Just too much sweat today. Said I wasn't going to bet again, went medium and won by half a point again
God bless
>>65102271
thanks mate
>>65102197
Asia, North America or based Mina tonight?
>>65102488
mina
>>65101100
What the fuck does that mean (same guy)
If the Rockets can stop the spaghetti and beat a shit side, I will be truly up a cunt. As is, I'll be 3 for 4 tonight. I'd much rather not lose anything
>>65102621
Dont forget the Warriors quarter lines
>>65102595
Zhang over lepchenko lol autocorrect fucked it up
>>65102732
I'll be out dancing with my fiancé, gonna miss that eternal gravy train. I know you're being sarcastic but they meme so hard every game.
>>65102853
Was serious t b h
>tfw snowed in
>>65102888
>tfw deep south and still got a little snow today
Was weird. I'm absolutely up a fucking cunt today and it has been great.
>>65101880
>>65101896
Never in doubt senpai
>>65102959
Tears to the +7.5 backer
>>65103001
kek
can someone post the Jwest screencap with the %'s etc?
>>65103334
>>65103357
cheers lid
>>65098940
I backed Donald Trump @7 back in November, I'm going to hedge as soon as the Dem nominee is confirmed.
Steph Curry is a savage
>>65104380
>tfw wanted to get on Curry over 6.5 assists but was too late
>he's already got 9 at half time
Cumberland United and Modbury both 2 up and still on a +.
365 clueless
Cumberland United +0.25 is a legit large/special stake. Dominating the game, 2-0 up and STILL on a +
On Modbury, Cumberland not offered
>>65104520
can't find this anywhere
>>65104733
365, willhill, Marathonbet, 10bet, probably a few others.
Obviously won't all necessarily offer you +0.25 but can imagine there will be something decent you can bet.
Cumberland just gone 3-0 up,
>>65104758
not offered on my 365, only the modbury game on willhill and shit markets, don't have accounts with the others.
tears at me
Bone breaking amounts on Cumberland -2
Modbury been getting rekt ever since I bet starting to shake
Its just a friendly let it go you freaks
DEAD
Cumberland comfy as fuck.
UAC
>>65105668
>the only bet I placed was Cumberland to score a 6th
REEEEE
Predictions for Liverpool V Norwich?
>>65106026
livo to rape desu
What should I spend it on lads?
>>65106357
Re-pay the loan of 2k you took out to make it
>>65106357
cocaine and hookers.
>>65106415
Sure thing bud ;)
>>65106417
Hookers are -ev though
>tfw checking all those comfy hostels for my next month in paraguay
man this feels so nice, will probably pick two or three different ones
>>65106475
>Gets raped by Muslims
Sleep with your ass to the wall, son.
>>65106453
just coke then :^)
>>65106498
Dude walking through favelas, druggies, thieves is part of my job, what kind of people do you think watch football here? If I didn't get stabbed covering fucking Cerrito against Basañez or some shit like that I doubt anything would happen to me in foreign lands.
Also there's no muslims here
Millman WILL beat Tomic
how do american football odds work?
>>65106632
what do you mean?
whats money line and total points?
>>65106670
money line = win
total points = the total points scored by both teams.
Reminder that Overs in the Ayy-League is free money
>>65106737
Especially with central coast playing
>>65106903
that mistake kek
Storm Roux confirmed for having a decisions of 1 in FM
>>65107061
does /bet/ community overlap with other generals?
Why aren't the aussies scoring more? Getting sweaty.
>>65107229
I would think so, but I don't go into other generals. I do occasionally go into game threads and that's it
Australia to win @ 1.72 lads?
India's batting is incredibly fragile but >our bowling is incredibly shit.
>>65107443
keeps going up, going to sit on it for awhile
Anas coach just died on the court so she will definitely retire and give up the match. She was up a set. Will the the bookies still award this as a win for keys though?
>>65101872
>>65101947
I made the whole thing up
>got on sousa to win 2nd set @ 2.38 instead of 6.00 after he got the break
zzz
DNB odds for the JPL looking pretty good for tonight, especially Genk and Lokeren.
>>65107471
Reports are he collapsed outside and is now in the hospital. He is also Murray's father in law. I don't think the news has passed on to Andy, although he's gone to the shits now. Went small on Keys as the match will resume in 10 minutes.
>>65107617
2/10 made me check
Fug is Keys a large
>>65107731
No, she's going to lose in straights
W S W
S
W
Cmon keys
PSG and Barcelona are pretty much free money.
>>65108193
ikr, putting my wife's sons ps4 on it
>>65108193
Triple with PSG, Barcelona and Celtic
Double yo money fools.
>>65108237
on this train
MAXBET MAXBET MAXBET
>>65108299
It genuinely wins though
>>65108340
it does t b h, some anon was joking about the Tottenham, Juventus + Barca triple midweek that won
>>65108355
That was me
Watford vs Newcastle
Newcastle to win are 4.3 - seems like a big price no ?
>>65108237
[–]Stu_Hibachi 2 points 3 hours ago
Celtic - 1.25 Barcelona - 1.40 PSG - 1.20
Combined - 2.10
Nice little money doubler
Man Utd v Southampton
Man Utd @ 1.91
Middlesbrough v Nottingham Forest
Middlesbrough @ 1.70
Sheff Utd v Swindon
Sheff Utd @ 1.70
Treble is paying 5.52
On Flora +1.5 on a LARGE they are much further ahead in preparations than Norrköping who are overvalued because of last seasons results
>>65108392
no, Newcastle are a horribly inconsistent team. Watford have already beat Newcastle twice this season too
>Millman +6.5
bookies smoking crack again
Tears if you didn't get on Keys after the lengthy delay.
>>65108508
Are you the real Swede with the big role in an upcoming musical?
Based keys
Is there any reason to believe that Real won't thump Betis?
Are united unders still a thing?
>>65108621
Starring in a locals only edition of Mama Mia this spring going to be amazing. Are you the bloke with the half coke?
Who /Zhang/ here
>>65108705
Zhang when you're winning!
You only Zhang when you're winning!
Zhang when you're wiiiinning
>>65108299
Also on this.
Lads, are Galatasaray good value to win away at Osmanlispor at 29/20 or am I missing something? Osmanlispor have been utter shite at home
E U A N
U
A
N
too many games
How was the night out lads? Do any shagging?
>>65108777
I don't claim to be an expert, but Osmanlispor has the worst home form in the league. Only 4 points in 8 games (1 win, 1 draw and 6 defeats).
On the surface atleast this looks like a great bet.
>>65108777
Maybe if you speak so we can understand with decimal odds we could reply
>>65108861
>I don't claim to be an expert
I dont think anyone was going to think that after your analysis.
>>65108878
2.45 you thick prick
>>65108861
>reddit bets
I know, but still looks decent.
>>65108884
he literally said he isn't an expert and that "on the surface" it's a decent bet.
I guess you didnt get any last night lid, you seem a little on edge
>>65108884
>>65108894
literally the response on reddit to the same question
>not on the austrian friendly
>>65108913
value's gone
>>65108897
Please educate yourself on how betting works.
>>65108902
Oh. Baited etc.
Get pm HauPa to score next lads, rball looks decent.
>>65108861
>>65108884
Either way, Gala's recent form has been decent while Osmanlispor's has been bad. This seems like decent value.
is it worth it
multiple leg bet.
>>65108960
"no"
>>65108941
On this, spent 3 hours looking at Finnish cup last night. HauPa signed a guy who has played for Astana, Bodo/Glimt, FK DAC and Oulu
>>65108994
i did gud ^.^
Zhang such a comfy win
Is there anything worse than a team with a dangerous attack, betting suspends, think your gonna win, only for betting to re-open.
>>65108960
let me work it
>>65108994
Big boys must have got wind of it, prices just got slashed and now HauPa are easily the favs. My babby stakes ;_;
