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>>64755949
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Need one more South Adelaide goal this half like AIR.
2nd half south adelaide at 1.53
>>64765175
THIS
accys are goat sub-sub-edition
lets do this lads
australian train sub-edition
tears if you aren't on RIGHT NOW
F A I V E R
okc -14 LETS GO
NEED 8-0 FH LIKE AIR
zzz lines slashed like the wrists of the silly trader who put up this blunder, up brains
its scary how much a Cobra goal would lose me
they actually shot the absolute madmen
Hedged on the lakers hoping they win desu
>>64765226
please, ideas such as these are very harmful to the community
infact the mere thought of adelaide not getting the 6th nauseates me
>>64765250
this feels like a train that will keep on giving
i have waited too FUCKING LONG for a match like this
>sub already
Sickening sums on the -7 Euro Handi. Would not normally do this, but I don't ever remember these Australian pirates showing mercy to their opponents. 14-0 were standard FT scores last year.
>cobras sub
shaking, what if it's their ace in the hole
>>64765273
Remember one game that was like 15-0 at HT or some shit in early summer. I was on a date with some girl and couldnt stop checking my phone and re-backing.
NEED ONE MORE FFS FUCK OFF
>>64765273
i have gone absolutely spastic on this, not proud of myself but half of my bets are pretty much guaranteed already so it won't be a complete disaster
a 6th one would be an absolute godsend though, need it pretty much like A I R
>>64765320
YES
6666666666
Is there any reason not to bet the farm lakers -9.5 in a toe ballgame?
>>64765332
hail to the A I R gods
i am your servant, forever
>not scoring 1 or 2 more this half
S U R R E A L
>>64765389
SURREAL
ONE MORE AND I AM RETIRING
>the goal sound when halftime
angry britanon just woke up making a toast sandwich before his saturday shift
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
Kobe playin like 2005 Kobe here. the fuck m8
>>64765405
Guess I am still in the game UAC tho.
Anyone had a look on twitter if theres teams/info during this frenzy?
o10.5 still value?
>>64765434
Always gets ya doesn't it ;^)
>>64765444
No info on twitter. Seems to be trial games, but I have no idea if this is their regular u19 or if they're trying kids out.
https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/f7b869bTGQ3NU51QkNkcHdoRjhsc0F0MWh0UT09/r/640/
Any comments, lads?
>>64765454
ends 13-0 desu
>>64765444
checked twitters before game, pretty much desolate/non-existant
i like how we're all up absolute cunts with little actual info, just past memories and our guts guiding us to glory, like cavemen in a sense
beatiful, next thread needs to be dedicated to this
>>64765459
>>64765494
Ye just had a look too literally nothing.
This is what summer was like when there was a random friendly in the middle of the day that would end 12-0 with no idea what the teams were desu good times.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14533294/marshawn-lynch-play-seattle-seahawks-minnesota-vikings
S U R R E A L
SEAHAWKS BACKERS TREMBLING
>>64765532
>being this late
fffffffuck why am I shaking so much to bet on the over10.5
fuck man lakers keeping up nicely with thunder so far. god damn kobe going vintage
boldly topped up on the -9 @2.05, now it's 2.20
are there actual people betting on the +? is this 365 damage control to deter more top-ups? confused
15-0@67 is the bet lads.
>Euan missing all these WORLD bets today
wait what if there is some WIND involved and now its in favour of the cobras
shaking desu
>>64765606
>16-0 @126
don't think so Tim, way more value
topped up to the point that if 2h doesn't end atleast 3-0 i will be up a large or maybe 2, if it does, possibly fo 'figs
shaking, no IRL shitposting pls straya
>>64765634
Doesn't look like it. ;^)
Guess they arent gonna stop are they?
Who else is /scared/ about that Chiefs game?
the floodgates have been opened again
mo' top-ups mo' problems
but i just can't get enough
Last two digits is how many they score
>that 365 limit is just around the corner
feel a lump in me throat
>>64765715
wow all checks out
LARGE
>>64765717
How much you up from this game so far?
also
>not having an unlimitable 365
inb4 Cobras goal that ruins literally everything
>>64765730
not counting yet lad, estimating it to be about 800 possibly a thousand if it ends 12-0 atleast, still topping up
AH line is fucking making me angry
Just wanna stake -2 ffs
>>64765745
i was wondering if an aussie would give a mercy goal in a blowout like this a sign of sympathy
i quickly dismissed that thought
>trader slashing odds again to the rhytm of the razor slashing his wrists
>was eating dinner just now
>now realized federer match started
>it's one of the fedgoat matches
VALUE in this lakers game
need 6 more like AIR
>>64765819
Need 8 for profit
Head's gone lids
>>64765819
7 for absolute CS scenes here
though the odds drifted a bit suggesting a cobras goal, hopefully another damage control by the seething trader
Told myself I would go to bed at a reasonable time today to be ready for the skedge tomorrow. Seems that the skedge was ready for me.
>>64765842
I was literally about to get into bed when i checked /bet/ and saw your MONEY TRAIN post and I had to look. Cheers lad.
>put kobe on and the team turns to shit because they start relying on him instead of relying on themselves
lelkers about to get btfo
>Huertas wide open on the cut
>nobody passes to him
Loving. Every. Laugh.
F R E S H L E G S
RE BACK
>>64765842
surreal day, i was too energized from the defense force train to go to bed t b h, paid off well
though these subs are worrying me a bit, also
>another train in the adjacent lane
>could have been the other way and more shekels for me if it wasnt for that missed pen+red
away side were 2.20 after the red :-(
they surely get AT LEAST 2 more
>15 minutes without a goal
scary, starting to have bad thoughts, need a goal like a crying baby needs a pacifier
>-1.5 AH
can you afford not to take this?
>sus and cobras shot on goal
FUCK FUCK FUCK GET THE INSULIN
can't believe this faggot lou williams 4th quarter performance
>SUSPENDING ON COBRAS DA
>>64765941
>5 way leg accy with this leg left
>laker ML is 3.4 right now
to pocket $87 or $45?
UNSUSPEND FFS
NEED TO REBACK
IN THE WORDS OF MACKERS THEY WANT THE 10
CHOKING ON A I R
>>64765856
No problem lad. Probably would have gotten on it a goal sooner if I had refreshed the damn rball.
>>64765878
Today feels like a monsoon after the last few weeks.
TEN. THEY WANT TEN I TELL YOU!
FUCK OFF SUSPENDING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>-1
CAN YOU AFFORD NOT TO TAKE THIS??????
WELL I WANT TWELVE, MAKE IT TWELVE!
i got the shakes
Hope the ref adds all this added time.
more fresh cunts coming on
THEY WANT GLORY, THEY WANT 12
>>64766017
I wouldn't stress out about it
>line was 2.00 for thunder at 107-110
>power of LELKERS lose 6 straight pts
>could've rolled BANKROLLED that and literally doubled my money
JUST
>>64766038
im not. ive got $35 on lakers @15.25. So I'm fine tbqh.
>>64766032
feel ill at the thought of that being needed
surely a double bundle is in store
Will be very angry if this ends 10-0. May punch some cats desu.
They have on average a goal every 8 minutes so 1 more at least is a lock.
need goals like absolute A I R, on my niece
>kobr
just 2 more so me and slovakia can sleep easy pls AIR gods
>>64766045
n-never mind
saw this and thought some voodoo magic happened
>09-Jan 00:23:37
*** Last Paid Prop: 3rd Quarter - Moneyline Match --- LAKERS
>line reopened again at 1.2
>still didn't take it because i'm a pussy
I guess that's what makes balls of steel to live through that kind of stuff daily and/or being named rex grossman
it burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnsssssssss
What's a good strategy for over/under picks?
rball stuck on cobras attack for a minute
ill
>They're just kicking the ball around at this point
cant remember the last time i was fully satisfied with a game like this
i mean im up but its NOT ENOUGH DAMNIT
Down lel
>No added time.
Top kek.
FUCK OFF
FUCK YOU NUMEROLOGY
MOUNTAINS TURNED TO NIPPLE HILLS FML
>>64766209
This tbqh.
Taiwan game is going to be on youtube right?
up about 100, would be 660 if there were 11 goals, 1350 if there were 12
feel like puking, done it all wrong
never have i been angrier at winning a hundred, tested my wall spared the cat, he doesn't deserve this
noone does
>>64766260
What kind of bankroll management is this?
>>64766260
Up 1000. Would have been 3000 with 11 goals and 3500 with 12.
Started way too conservative and then did it all wrong.
>>64766253
They tend to be yes.
>tfw no sleep because of adrenaline and the skedge looking dece
>All the friendlies I'm going to sleep through now
Th-they won't be any good anyway!
>>64766271
school of beady eyes and deceptive trains, 11 seemed like an absolute lock after the 8th, moreso after the 9th, so i let loose
if only those 2 didn't come so early in the second half
so close yet so far
>There will never again be a Dreams Metro Gallery train
>>64766291
need a good breakfast and a coffee, will possibly smoke up if there's not much on now to soothe my jimmies
stay vigilant brother, we need to take this gold back from the bookies in a very shrewd manner
>>64766350
Bon appetit. See you in the trenches. ;)
Will anyone go LARGE on djoker tomorrow? I'm expecting a 2-0 but nadal has looked better beating cans recently
>there is an australian friendly involving a different poisonous snake from adelaide set as a big underdog in 2 bongs
it's like the skedge is mocking me
>>64766348
A Southern District train is fine as well ;^)
>>64766552
reckon still worth it after the third? was staking fh overs as it hit ffs
>>64766602
Rebacked twice ahead of the third. No idea why it didn't post. Don't know anything about these HK leagues tbf. Normally follow the odds in asia, but those ain't show anything either today.
>>64766620
Rebacked fh handi again btw.
>>64766641
took the handi and waiting a handful of minutes for better overs
like the overs more based on gut feeling and recent HK matches from what i noticed
>>64766620
i pussied out before 3rd smfh
44444444444444
>>64766749
:^)
what was the final result? just couldn't take it and started to play the piano until the match ended, came back and my bank got quadrupled
also who do I credit as the tipper? I suppose PacMac or else I wouldn't have noticed it
>4th goal dis
utter utter, fistpumps for nothing, need to get my mind off tears
>>64765532
>SEAHAWKS BACKERS TREMBLING
mispelled rebacking to be honest
>bus driver just got a guy arrested
Neat
i guess i c-could keep an eye out on the taiwan power match, mutuals point towards a blowout save for a worrying one goal loss in the last round for the home shitters
>>64766697
Personally don't like overs in HK. For some reason (fixes probably) goals always seem to come early and then dry out.
>>64766793
Getting on -5
444444444444
that disallowed goal absolutely crippled me t b h, taking fh handi in the taipei match
Going to order some Chinese for lunch later today tbqh family.
>>64766756
10-0 ;^)
thanks to the real goal i can walk again, cheers
also wouldn't really feel comfortable about going large on taiwan to be honest lads
>>64766920
lmao. And thus your earlier losses were forgotten.
>>64766909
On as well tiny. Remember tez finishing in this league.
>>64766218
>MOUNTAINS TURNED TO NIPPLE HILLS FML
sorry for the bad luck but this made me kek
>>64766940
>>64766940
my graphic looks very cute too
>>64766962
A I R gods have obviously left these heathens, a bit more on the FH handi
holy fuck saigon heat -the team we watched the other day- is getting destroyed, someone call canadabro
>Taipei in charge of scoring
these chinks are embarassing have a medium on -1.5 fh and +4 ft t b h, flip floped a bit but im fairly certain one witll hit atleast
inb4 0-1 ht
Off to go meet the bird
W-wish me luck
>>64767124
>Leaving the house at these unholy hours.
>>64767024
Had a bit on the HT handi. Surreal.
>>64767124
Good luck mang. Also,
>meeting up with somebody at midnight
she wants to fuck m8
interviewer is a qt
they set the away team score in countdown instead of the timer
oh my
Would not surprise me at all if Dreams Metro score 4 here. Punt on o3.5 @13
SURREAL
air source +3 looks so free money
not touching anything though
kek, so glad i doubted these schmucks and got on +4 too, laughable to conceded an equaliser when -5 or more favorite pre-game t b h
>>64767211
Ends 1-4
>>64767222
ht/ft @ 2 gone
>Southern District scoring
Well that's not according to the script.
>>64765139
>no /bet/ in the subject
NEGRO pls
>>64767236
i got on o7.5 after your post, you'll get yours soon (:
A I R
dac
cheers pac, good start to the morning
praise the sun
>>64767377
Pity the prophecy failed. Want unders on this Bangalore game tbf.
anyone got anything to judge the power level and poison strentgth of adelaide vipers? all i'm finding is non-updates sites
>>64767451
research or feel? though unders in shorter matches are often underpriced
shaking for another possible aussie blowout, need info like A I R, i am a wiser man now when it comes to overcommitment, my body and mind are ready
well apparently the vipers are from the same suburb as the cobras along with like 4 more other teams lel
the senior team also isn't even apparently in the FFSA NPL competition, so i guess they really are literal whos*
they also have super cheap accademies apparently
*in 2014 atleast
not much but there's almsot nothing available, watch rball for possible trains with care
fuck, goal too early, vipers with 9 DAs too, i don't like this
T R A I N
>>64767581
doesn't look like it, small on ht overs so far
vipers dropped from +1.5 to +0.5 on mara, perhaps they merged with some teams from the suburbs? i don't know
but the rball don't lie, mara still has old lines
Kuantan is the SENPAI champion in Malaysia while PDRM is a midtable team
>>64767747
aaand 1-1, odds plummeting still, looks like it was a huge misprice, actually googled a bit about the merger mentioned on the 2014 forum but no dice, up a decent cunny atleast
so empty here with such a world skedge, another aussie friendly coming up, both seem like huge misprices atm considering sturt was 1.22 kick-off above evens now
>>64767772
What you thinking for the second aussie friendly then?
>>64767761
noted, no huge takeover/exodus in the off-season?
2 euro friendlies, 1 world friendly and 2 aussie friendlies. Does it get any better?
>>64767804
PDRM is several tiers above Kuantan
I don't know about preseason friendlies because around here teams play with the brakes on, but in Europe and Asia it seems common to just steamroll the other team
We'll just have to trust the rball I guess
>>64767792
dunno, take the the guess
>>64767838
Sakho?
chayka dolgoprudny looks suspicious
sources say that chayka was dissolved a couple years ago from ukranie, while dolgoprudny is a third tier russian team
anything can happen, don't even know how they estimated odds
>>64767849
correct, you win a free ticket to ride an australian train of your choice
north pine got promoted to the brisbane premier league last season, goal diff not too impressive there, mitchelton were 3rd
mitchelton coach used to coach north pine so should be enough motivation
>>64767901
mitchelton were 3rd in the BPL i mean, could have been better but finished winless in last 5 in the season, will wait for rball
so many friendlies and so little time, need reinforcements
nyiergyhaza is the champion of div III of hungary while nyirbatori is the last place, 43 points in 16 matches against 8
>>64767900
fugg, da rball don't lie my man, missed the first by a hair's length, will probably get on anyway
>>64767941
smacking HT hard t bh, good job
someone's smashing dolgo lines
>>64767989
n-not me, only got a small on -2
north pine match started slow but equal
This is cute. Get a room you two.
>>64767481
Was research. Sorry fell asleep. Need a breakfast and some Belgian goals and I'll be awake again. ;^)
jablonec might be a WORLDIE midtable 1st league team with best line-up save for a single dutch winger with no starts against a 4th division midtable team from the same town
checking if there's any buddy relations but this should be a huge win
hungarian vermin being ridiculous again, 33-3 DAs, 0-1 shots on target, pure art
Vipers getting BTFO
>>64768147
bit surreal, maybe the suburb team merger was for the first half, it will remain a mystery
hungary repaying debts for historical cultural torture though, very pleased
S P A R T A C U S
jablonec picking up steam, -1 fh is getting abused in a minute
>>64768200
Missed it. Rebacking Dolgo in a rage fit. ;^)
>>64768272
>>64768272
shame
dukla praha with unexperienced gk and about half the squad rotated and zizkov are in great form and confidence
dont have zizkov squad and apparently they are quite reliant on a few select players, will wait for rball, overs or + look good
caught an odd misprice.
Saw the odds swing a little back and forth on jew365, and kuantan suddenly down to 2.6 from 5, but betfair still had em at 4.5 so quickly put a small stake on it, and they suspended right after.
2-0 to kuantan now, hope they hold
also slavia praha with a lot of rotations, but all the fans are saying that this match is pretty much to determine who goes on loan, gets benched, gets more chances etc. + or overs probably, here's the stream for anyone interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PFa-3znpgI
James Mckeown Down one hell of a spastic cunt
Like · Reply · Just now
>>64768386
Need a bit of snowfall and this would be the comfiest of streams.
>>64768386
o2.5 at evens, game looking lively, smacking
all these surreal goals on all fronts, tears if you aren't up cunts or on a good way to be at this very moment
>>64768456
Shaking at the idea of Slavia o1.5 hitting evens. S H A K I N G.
>>64768465
went a bit too modest on russkies but jablo pays off, slavia looking more lively indeed
zzz sleepy stream, good 2-3 minutes behind, should have been on that o1.5 too
>>64768500
Feel the same about Jablonec tbf. You can still get on the + in the Turkish cup game. Although it's been smashed in from +1. ;^)
>>64768520
feeling like an overworked little peon here, got no business getting on already smashed lines with all these matches happening t bh, you up since the 10-0 lad?
>>64768532
Up ROYALLY. Almost everything seems to be falling our way. Need one more Jablonec goal and my other 4 bets to stay as they are and that's another 800 taken from the bookies.
Bubblegum babbies zzz
>>64768542
nice, i'll be up about 400-500 depending on o3.5 in the aussie friendlie, went a bit too soft on blowouts but that's only natural after getting burned today
>>64768542
>4 bets
Boy been since November at the very least that I had this many bets open. Can feel that addiction fueled dopamine running through my veins.
>>64768551
Get some friends Mark.
>>64768556
Comfy last 24 hours tbqh.
>>64768551
woke up a bit late there angry britanon, were you secretly profiting with us throughout the night?
Funny enough biggest regret of today will be not special staking the Lakers +10.5. Was too wrapped up in that Aussie train I just small staked it as an afterthought.
Thanks for that 7th goal Jablonec. Cheers me up a bit.
>>64768597
atleast something, was starting to get worried about pointing out a blowout and only having 3 mediums on it myself
poland friendly on overs watch imho
>tfw missed all these friendly bets from sleeping late
keeping an eye on this Gornik match
will there be one more goal in this slavia match? my gut says yes, but my pussyness says no
Is the FA pleb worth betting on?
I see Villa are almost evens to win at Wycombe.
I really think they will try to win the game to get a bit of confidence back, and lets be honest, Wycombe are crap.
Planning to go big on that, then spread my winnings on smaller bets on the other games, or is there a reason to avoid?
down a cunt
>>64768653
have not been watching but the young lads will want to show themselves untill the very end t b h
jablonec should stop mocking me with more goals very disrespectful
Head's gone
>>64768662
no value anywhere, the bookies know anything
however I also think that Villa will try harder than the bookies do, and sw could be a decent bet
>>64768667
looked away for a second and there it was
>Goal within the first 2 minutes
T-thanks Poland.
>>64768663
>>64768677
i really hope you just woke up to some nba bets, otherwise i'm going to need some alibi an an explanation
>>64768662
5% on
>>64768697
>tfw UAC on last nights NBA
player performance, especially rebounds, is best market
>>64768697
actually including the betslip its not too bad, made some nice money on gsw line
>>64768697
Don't have bubblegums, down insane on asia and making pennies on piss easy friendly bets my nan could make
>>64768719
Does your nan have a facebook group?
Dreaming of the day we have an Icelandic shrewdie posting in /bet/
Arnór Sigurðsson
Fæðingarár:1999
Do I trust my money with a 17 year old?
>>64768719
bet your nan gives you a lot of pocket money liddo
>>64768706
bookies don't tend to account in the individual match-ups that much from what i've seen
Adelaide United to Defeat Perth Glory to be honest family.
Looking like it will be a big day for the college basketball model. Throwing up quite a lot of picks today...
>>64768741
yeah some of them actually seen +ev, considering mainstream shite etc
>>64768743
14 mins later, Glory player just got red carded kek.
>This I league commentator with no teamsheet
>>64768842
>pga slug
>>64768851
Never been in PGA. What gave you that idea?
>>64768735
good chance he's some sort of a prodigy if he's underage and posting predictions, what's the bet
Special stake Tampines Rovers HT result as Jermaine Pennant starts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sa%C5%A1a_Rankovi%C4%87
That picture made me laugh, don't know why, hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did.
>>64768921
conflicting tweets, about to be down insane here ffs
>>64768921
on large like a sheeplet, pastor west is surely due now
>>64768924
slav/10
>>64768838
HUP
another czech friendly coming up, so far both with quite the rotations and both huge blow-outs
>>64768938
belief is all we have
>>64768970
Thanks futbol24
Turkish Cup?
>>64768838
Adelaide now up 2-1. OTTER TEARS if you didn't follow.
Jermaine Pennant gone from having bids from Milan and Madrid rejected for him whilst at Liverpool to sitting on the bench in a Singapore friendly desperate to come on as a trialist for Tampines Rovers.
>>64769024
the sun rises in the west
Sazali Abdul Aziz @SazaliAbdulAziz 55s ago
33 - @pennant83 comes on the field, and within minutes has taken apart the defence, drilling a goal into the bottom left corner!
insane
>>64769077
>only took -0.25 1H medium @ evens
end my life
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35271226
Why aren't you applying lids?
too many cup games desu
what are going to be FA Cup upsets today?
>>64769077
time to put it all on the reback desu
