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>>64755949
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Need one more South Adelaide goal this half like AIR.
2nd half south adelaide at 1.53
>>64765175
THIS
accys are goat sub-sub-edition
lets do this lads
australian train sub-edition
tears if you aren't on RIGHT NOW
F A I V E R
okc -14 LETS GO
NEED 8-0 FH LIKE AIR
zzz lines slashed like the wrists of the silly trader who put up this blunder, up brains
its scary how much a Cobra goal would lose me
they actually shot the absolute madmen
Hedged on the lakers hoping they win desu
>>64765226
please, ideas such as these are very harmful to the community
infact the mere thought of adelaide not getting the 6th nauseates me
>>64765250
this feels like a train that will keep on giving
i have waited too FUCKING LONG for a match like this
>sub already
Sickening sums on the -7 Euro Handi. Would not normally do this, but I don't ever remember these Australian pirates showing mercy to their opponents. 14-0 were standard FT scores last year.
>cobras sub
shaking, what if it's their ace in the hole
>>64765273
Remember one game that was like 15-0 at HT or some shit in early summer. I was on a date with some girl and couldnt stop checking my phone and re-backing.
NEED ONE MORE FFS FUCK OFF
>>64765273
i have gone absolutely spastic on this, not proud of myself but half of my bets are pretty much guaranteed already so it won't be a complete disaster
a 6th one would be an absolute godsend though, need it pretty much like A I R
>>64765320
YES
6666666666
Is there any reason not to bet the farm lakers -9.5 in a toe ballgame?
>>64765332
hail to the A I R gods
i am your servant, forever
>not scoring 1 or 2 more this half
S U R R E A L
>>64765389
SURREAL
ONE MORE AND I AM RETIRING
>the goal sound when halftime
angry britanon just woke up making a toast sandwich before his saturday shift
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
Kobe playin like 2005 Kobe here. the fuck m8
>>64765405
Guess I am still in the game UAC tho.
Anyone had a look on twitter if theres teams/info during this frenzy?
o10.5 still value?
>>64765434
Always gets ya doesn't it ;^)
>>64765444
No info on twitter. Seems to be trial games, but I have no idea if this is their regular u19 or if they're trying kids out.
https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/f7b869bTGQ3NU51QkNkcHdoRjhsc0F0MWh0UT09/r/640/
Any comments, lads?
>>64765454
ends 13-0 desu
>>64765444
checked twitters before game, pretty much desolate/non-existant
i like how we're all up absolute cunts with little actual info, just past memories and our guts guiding us to glory, like cavemen in a sense
beatiful, next thread needs to be dedicated to this
>>64765459
>>64765494
Ye just had a look too literally nothing.
This is what summer was like when there was a random friendly in the middle of the day that would end 12-0 with no idea what the teams were desu good times.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14533294/marshawn-lynch-play-seattle-seahawks-minnesota-vikings
S U R R E A L
SEAHAWKS BACKERS TREMBLING
>>64765532
>being this late
fffffffuck why am I shaking so much to bet on the over10.5
fuck man lakers keeping up nicely with thunder so far. god damn kobe going vintage
boldly topped up on the -9 @2.05, now it's 2.20
are there actual people betting on the +? is this 365 damage control to deter more top-ups? confused
15-0@67 is the bet lads.
>Euan missing all these WORLD bets today
wait what if there is some WIND involved and now its in favour of the cobras
shaking desu
>>64765606
>16-0 @126
don't think so Tim, way more value
topped up to the point that if 2h doesn't end atleast 3-0 i will be up a large or maybe 2, if it does, possibly fo 'figs
shaking, no IRL shitposting pls straya
>>64765634
Doesn't look like it. ;^)
Guess they arent gonna stop are they?
Who else is /scared/ about that Chiefs game?
the floodgates have been opened again
mo' top-ups mo' problems
but i just can't get enough
Last two digits is how many they score
>that 365 limit is just around the corner
feel a lump in me throat
>>64765715
wow all checks out
LARGE
>>64765717
How much you up from this game so far?
also
>not having an unlimitable 365
inb4 Cobras goal that ruins literally everything
>>64765730
not counting yet lad, estimating it to be about 800 possibly a thousand if it ends 12-0 atleast, still topping up
AH line is fucking making me angry
Just wanna stake -2 ffs
>>64765745
i was wondering if an aussie would give a mercy goal in a blowout like this a sign of sympathy
i quickly dismissed that thought
>trader slashing odds again to the rhytm of the razor slashing his wrists
>was eating dinner just now
>now realized federer match started
>it's one of the fedgoat matches
VALUE in this lakers game
need 6 more like AIR
>>64765819
Need 8 for profit
Head's gone lids
>>64765819
7 for absolute CS scenes here
though the odds drifted a bit suggesting a cobras goal, hopefully another damage control by the seething trader
Told myself I would go to bed at a reasonable time today to be ready for the skedge tomorrow. Seems that the skedge was ready for me.
>>64765842
I was literally about to get into bed when i checked /bet/ and saw your MONEY TRAIN post and I had to look. Cheers lad.
>put kobe on and the team turns to shit because they start relying on him instead of relying on themselves
lelkers about to get btfo
>Huertas wide open on the cut
>nobody passes to him
Loving. Every. Laugh.
F R E S H L E G S
RE BACK
>>64765842
surreal day, i was too energized from the defense force train to go to bed t b h, paid off well
though these subs are worrying me a bit, also
>another train in the adjacent lane
>could have been the other way and more shekels for me if it wasnt for that missed pen+red
away side were 2.20 after the red :-(
they surely get AT LEAST 2 more
>15 minutes without a goal
scary, starting to have bad thoughts, need a goal like a crying baby needs a pacifier
>-1.5 AH
can you afford not to take this?
>sus and cobras shot on goal
FUCK FUCK FUCK GET THE INSULIN
can't believe this faggot lou williams 4th quarter performance
>SUSPENDING ON COBRAS DA
>>64765941
>5 way leg accy with this leg left
>laker ML is 3.4 right now
to pocket $87 or $45?
UNSUSPEND FFS
NEED TO REBACK
IN THE WORDS OF MACKERS THEY WANT THE 10
CHOKING ON A I R
>>64765856
No problem lad. Probably would have gotten on it a goal sooner if I had refreshed the damn rball.
>>64765878
Today feels like a monsoon after the last few weeks.
TEN. THEY WANT TEN I TELL YOU!
FUCK OFF SUSPENDING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>-1
CAN YOU AFFORD NOT TO TAKE THIS??????
WELL I WANT TWELVE, MAKE IT TWELVE!
i got the shakes
Hope the ref adds all this added time.
more fresh cunts coming on
THEY WANT GLORY, THEY WANT 12
>>64766017
I wouldn't stress out about it
>line was 2.00 for thunder at 107-110
>power of LELKERS lose 6 straight pts
>could've rolled BANKROLLED that and literally doubled my money
JUST
>>64766038
im not. ive got $35 on lakers @15.25. So I'm fine tbqh.
>>64766032
feel ill at the thought of that being needed
surely a double bundle is in store
Will be very angry if this ends 10-0. May punch some cats desu.
They have on average a goal every 8 minutes so 1 more at least is a lock.
need goals like absolute A I R, on my niece
>kobr
just 2 more so me and slovakia can sleep easy pls AIR gods
>>64766045
n-never mind
saw this and thought some voodoo magic happened
>09-Jan 00:23:37
*** Last Paid Prop: 3rd Quarter - Moneyline Match --- LAKERS
>line reopened again at 1.2
>still didn't take it because i'm a pussy
I guess that's what makes balls of steel to live through that kind of stuff daily and/or being named rex grossman
it burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnsssssssss
What's a good strategy for over/under picks?
rball stuck on cobras attack for a minute
ill
>They're just kicking the ball around at this point
cant remember the last time i was fully satisfied with a game like this
i mean im up but its NOT ENOUGH DAMNIT
Down lel
>No added time.
Top kek.
FUCK OFF
FUCK YOU NUMEROLOGY
MOUNTAINS TURNED TO NIPPLE HILLS FML
>>64766209
This tbqh.
Taiwan game is going to be on youtube right?
up about 100, would be 660 if there were 11 goals, 1350 if there were 12
feel like puking, done it all wrong
never have i been angrier at winning a hundred, tested my wall spared the cat, he doesn't deserve this
noone does
>>64766260
What kind of bankroll management is this?
>>64766260
Up 1000. Would have been 3000 with 11 goals and 3500 with 12.
Started way too conservative and then did it all wrong.
>>64766253
They tend to be yes.
>tfw no sleep because of adrenaline and the skedge looking dece
>All the friendlies I'm going to sleep through now
Th-they won't be any good anyway!
>>64766271
school of beady eyes and deceptive trains, 11 seemed like an absolute lock after the 8th, moreso after the 9th, so i let loose
if only those 2 didn't come so early in the second half
so close yet so far
>There will never again be a Dreams Metro Gallery train
>>64766291
need a good breakfast and a coffee, will possibly smoke up if there's not much on now to soothe my jimmies
stay vigilant brother, we need to take this gold back from the bookies in a very shrewd manner
>>64766350
Bon appetit. See you in the trenches. ;)
Will anyone go LARGE on djoker tomorrow? I'm expecting a 2-0 but nadal has looked better beating cans recently
>there is an australian friendly involving a different poisonous snake from adelaide set as a big underdog in 2 bongs
it's like the skedge is mocking me
>>64766348
A Southern District train is fine as well ;^)
>>64766552
reckon still worth it after the third? was staking fh overs as it hit ffs
>>64766602
Rebacked twice ahead of the third. No idea why it didn't post. Don't know anything about these HK leagues tbf. Normally follow the odds in asia, but those ain't show anything either today.
>>64766620
Rebacked fh handi again btw.
>>64766641
took the handi and waiting a handful of minutes for better overs
like the overs more based on gut feeling and recent HK matches from what i noticed
>>64766620
i pussied out before 3rd smfh
44444444444444
>>64766749
:^)
what was the final result? just couldn't take it and started to play the piano until the match ended, came back and my bank got quadrupled
also who do I credit as the tipper? I suppose PacMac or else I wouldn't have noticed it
>4th goal dis
utter utter, fistpumps for nothing, need to get my mind off tears
>>64765532
>SEAHAWKS BACKERS TREMBLING
mispelled rebacking to be honest
>bus driver just got a guy arrested
Neat
i guess i c-could keep an eye out on the taiwan power match, mutuals point towards a blowout save for a worrying one goal loss in the last round for the home shitters
>>64766697
Personally don't like overs in HK. For some reason (fixes probably) goals always seem to come early and then dry out.
>>64766793
Getting on -5
444444444444
that disallowed goal absolutely crippled me t b h, taking fh handi in the taipei match
Going to order some Chinese for lunch later today tbqh family.
>>64766756
10-0 ;^)
thanks to the real goal i can walk again, cheers
also wouldn't really feel comfortable about going large on taiwan to be honest lads
>>64766920
lmao. And thus your earlier losses were forgotten.
>>64766909
On as well tiny. Remember tez finishing in this league.
>>64766218
>MOUNTAINS TURNED TO NIPPLE HILLS FML
sorry for the bad luck but this made me kek
>>64766940
my graphic looks very cute too
>>64766962
A I R gods have obviously left these heathens, a bit more on the FH handi
holy fuck saigon heat -the team we watched the other day- is getting destroyed, someone call canadabro
>Taipei in charge of scoring
these chinks are embarassing have a medium on -1.5 fh and +4 ft t b h, flip floped a bit but im fairly certain one witll hit atleast
inb4 0-1 ht
Off to go meet the bird
W-wish me luck
>>64767124
>Leaving the house at these unholy hours.
>>64767024
Had a bit on the HT handi. Surreal.
>>64767124
Good luck mang. Also,
>meeting up with somebody at midnight
she wants to fuck m8
interviewer is a qt
they set the away team score in countdown instead of the timer
oh my
Would not surprise me at all if Dreams Metro score 4 here. Punt on o3.5 @13
SURREAL
air source +3 looks so free money
not touching anything though
kek, so glad i doubted these schmucks and got on +4 too, laughable to conceded an equaliser when -5 or more favorite pre-game t b h
>>64767211
Ends 1-4
>>64767222
ht/ft @ 2 gone
>Southern District scoring
Well that's not according to the script.
>>64765139
>no /bet/ in the subject
NEGRO pls
>>64767236
i got on o7.5 after your post, you'll get yours soon (:
A I R
dac
cheers pac, good start to the morning
praise the sun
>>64767377
Pity the prophecy failed. Want unders on this Bangalore game tbf.
anyone got anything to judge the power level and poison strentgth of adelaide vipers? all i'm finding is non-updates sites
>>64767451
research or feel? though unders in shorter matches are often underpriced
shaking for another possible aussie blowout, need info like A I R, i am a wiser man now when it comes to overcommitment, my body and mind are ready
well apparently the vipers are from the same suburb as the cobras along with like 4 more other teams lel
the senior team also isn't even apparently in the FFSA NPL competition, so i guess they really are literal whos*
they also have super cheap accademies apparently
*in 2014 atleast
not much but there's almsot nothing available, watch rball for possible trains with care
fuck, goal too early, vipers with 9 DAs too, i don't like this
T R A I N
>>64767581
doesn't look like it, small on ht overs so far
vipers dropped from +1.5 to +0.5 on mara, perhaps they merged with some teams from the suburbs? i don't know
but the rball don't lie, mara still has old lines
Kuantan is the SENPAI champion in Malaysia while PDRM is a midtable team
>>64767747
aaand 1-1, odds plummeting still, looks like it was a huge misprice, actually googled a bit about the merger mentioned on the 2014 forum but no dice, up a decent cunny atleast
so empty here with such a world skedge, another aussie friendly coming up, both seem like huge misprices atm considering sturt was 1.22 kick-off above evens now
>>64767772
What you thinking for the second aussie friendly then?
>>64767761
noted, no huge takeover/exodus in the off-season?
2 euro friendlies, 1 world friendly and 2 aussie friendlies. Does it get any better?
>>64767804
PDRM is several tiers above Kuantan
I don't know about preseason friendlies because around here teams play with the brakes on, but in Europe and Asia it seems common to just steamroll the other team
We'll just have to trust the rball I guess
>>64767792
dunno, take the the guess
>>64767838
Sakho?
chayka dolgoprudny looks suspicious
sources say that chayka was dissolved a couple years ago from ukranie, while dolgoprudny is a third tier russian team
anything can happen, don't even know how they estimated odds
>>64767849
correct, you win a free ticket to ride an australian train of your choice
north pine got promoted to the brisbane premier league last season, goal diff not too impressive there, mitchelton were 3rd
mitchelton coach used to coach north pine so should be enough motivation
>>64767901
mitchelton were 3rd in the BPL i mean, could have been better but finished winless in last 5 in the season, will wait for rball
so many friendlies and so little time, need reinforcements
nyiergyhaza is the champion of div III of hungary while nyirbatori is the last place, 43 points in 16 matches against 8
>>64767900
fugg, da rball don't lie my man, missed the first by a hair's length, will probably get on anyway
>>64767941
smacking HT hard t bh, good job
someone's smashing dolgo lines
>>64767989
n-not me, only got a small on -2
north pine match started slow but equal
This is cute. Get a room you two.
>>64767481
Was research. Sorry fell asleep. Need a breakfast and some Belgian goals and I'll be awake again. ;^)
jablonec might be a WORLDIE midtable 1st league team with best line-up save for a single dutch winger with no starts against a 4th division midtable team from the same town
checking if there's any buddy relations but this should be a huge win
hungarian vermin being ridiculous again, 33-3 DAs, 0-1 shots on target, pure art
Vipers getting BTFO
>>64768147
bit surreal, maybe the suburb team merger was for the first half, it will remain a mystery
hungary repaying debts for historical cultural torture though, very pleased
S P A R T A C U S
jablonec picking up steam, -1 fh is getting abused in a minute
>>64768200
Missed it. Rebacking Dolgo in a rage fit. ;^)
>>64768272
>>64768272
shame
dukla praha with unexperienced gk and about half the squad rotated and zizkov are in great form and confidence
dont have zizkov squad and apparently they are quite reliant on a few select players, will wait for rball, overs or + look good
caught an odd misprice.
Saw the odds swing a little back and forth on jew365, and kuantan suddenly down to 2.6 from 5, but betfair still had em at 4.5 so quickly put a small stake on it, and they suspended right after.
2-0 to kuantan now, hope they hold
also slavia praha with a lot of rotations, but all the fans are saying that this match is pretty much to determine who goes on loan, gets benched, gets more chances etc. + or overs probably, here's the stream for anyone interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PFa-3znpgI
James Mckeown Down one hell of a spastic cunt
Like · Reply · Just now
>>64768386
Need a bit of snowfall and this would be the comfiest of streams.
>>64768386
o2.5 at evens, game looking lively, smacking
all these surreal goals on all fronts, tears if you aren't up cunts or on a good way to be at this very moment
>>64768456
Shaking at the idea of Slavia o1.5 hitting evens. S H A K I N G.
>>64768465
went a bit too modest on russkies but jablo pays off, slavia looking more lively indeed
zzz sleepy stream, good 2-3 minutes behind, should have been on that o1.5 too
>>64768500
Feel the same about Jablonec tbf. You can still get on the + in the Turkish cup game. Although it's been smashed in from +1. ;^)
>>64768520
feeling like an overworked little peon here, got no business getting on already smashed lines with all these matches happening t bh, you up since the 10-0 lad?
>>64768532
Up ROYALLY. Almost everything seems to be falling our way. Need one more Jablonec goal and my other 4 bets to stay as they are and that's another 800 taken from the bookies.
Bubblegum babbies zzz
>>64768542
nice, i'll be up about 400-500 depending on o3.5 in the aussie friendlie, went a bit too soft on blowouts but that's only natural after getting burned today
>>64768542
>4 bets
Boy been since November at the very least that I had this many bets open. Can feel that addiction fueled dopamine running through my veins.
>>64768551
Get some friends Mark.
>>64768556
Comfy last 24 hours tbqh.
>>64768551
woke up a bit late there angry britanon, were you secretly profiting with us throughout the night?
Funny enough biggest regret of today will be not special staking the Lakers +10.5. Was too wrapped up in that Aussie train I just small staked it as an afterthought.
Thanks for that 7th goal Jablonec. Cheers me up a bit.
>>64768597
atleast something, was starting to get worried about pointing out a blowout and only having 3 mediums on it myself
poland friendly on overs watch imho
>tfw missed all these friendly bets from sleeping late
keeping an eye on this Gornik match
will there be one more goal in this slavia match? my gut says yes, but my pussyness says no
Is the FA pleb worth betting on?
I see Villa are almost evens to win at Wycombe.
I really think they will try to win the game to get a bit of confidence back, and lets be honest, Wycombe are crap.
Planning to go big on that, then spread my winnings on smaller bets on the other games, or is there a reason to avoid?
down a cunt
>>64768653
have not been watching but the young lads will want to show themselves untill the very end t b h
jablonec should stop mocking me with more goals very disrespectful
Head's gone
>>64768662
no value anywhere, the bookies know anything
however I also think that Villa will try harder than the bookies do, and sw could be a decent bet
>>64768667
looked away for a second and there it was
>Goal within the first 2 minutes
T-thanks Poland.
>>64768663
>>64768677
i really hope you just woke up to some nba bets, otherwise i'm going to need some alibi an an explanation
>>64768662
5% on
>>64768697
>tfw UAC on last nights NBA
player performance, especially rebounds, is best market
>>64768697
actually including the betslip its not too bad, made some nice money on gsw line
>>64768697
Don't have bubblegums, down insane on asia and making pennies on piss easy friendly bets my nan could make
>>64768719
Does your nan have a facebook group?
Dreaming of the day we have an Icelandic shrewdie posting in /bet/
Arnór Sigurðsson
Fæðingarár:1999
Do I trust my money with a 17 year old?
>>64768719
bet your nan gives you a lot of pocket money liddo
>>64768706
bookies don't tend to account in the individual match-ups that much from what i've seen
Adelaide United to Defeat Perth Glory to be honest family.
Looking like it will be a big day for the college basketball model. Throwing up quite a lot of picks today...
>>64768741
yeah some of them actually seen +ev, considering mainstream shite etc
>>64768743
14 mins later, Glory player just got red carded kek.
>This I league commentator with no teamsheet
>>64768842
>pga slug
>>64768851
Never been in PGA. What gave you that idea?
>>64768735
good chance he's some sort of a prodigy if he's underage and posting predictions, what's the bet
Special stake Tampines Rovers HT result as Jermaine Pennant starts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sa%C5%A1a_Rankovi%C4%87
That picture made me laugh, don't know why, hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did.
>>64768921
conflicting tweets, about to be down insane here ffs
>>64768921
on large like a sheeplet, pastor west is surely due now
>>64768924
slav/10
>>64768838
HUP
another czech friendly coming up, so far both with quite the rotations and both huge blow-outs
>>64768938
belief is all we have
>>64768970
Thanks futbol24
Turkish Cup?
>>64768838
Adelaide now up 2-1. OTTER TEARS if you didn't follow.
Jermaine Pennant gone from having bids from Milan and Madrid rejected for him whilst at Liverpool to sitting on the bench in a Singapore friendly desperate to come on as a trialist for Tampines Rovers.
>>64769024
the sun rises in the west
Sazali Abdul Aziz @SazaliAbdulAziz 55s ago
33 - @pennant83 comes on the field, and within minutes has taken apart the defence, drilling a goal into the bottom left corner!
insane
>>64769077
>only took -0.25 1H medium @ evens
end my life
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35271226
Why aren't you applying lids?
too many cup games desu
what are going to be FA Cup upsets today?
>>64769077
time to put it all on the reback desu
>jwest norwegian penny tips when
>>64769171
tempted to muh lay AV
Luxton is a millionaire yet doesn't know the difference between there and they're, sickening
>>64769194
He also believes his tips are protected by copyright.
>>64769188
Saturday afternoons refreshing that Norwegian score site was so comfy, wasn't even that bothered about winning as was only having a few quid on. Great times.
need poland goals a lot, having to produce sweat over this match was not anticipated
Villa and BTTS @5 on *very* small
slavia playing another friendly, better team save for the two forwards, should be quite a few goals from them, already scored one grrrr
>Not on the Icelandic fix
Tampines odds movement surreal
>>64769171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7yF2IaysEY&feature=youtu.be&a
>>64769327
The Pennant effect
>>64769327
yeah, topping up
>>64769341
>>64769347
Much more even this half, only had 1 shot too. Odds movements so dumb as 365 are following IBC who have 150eur lays, mongs.
Lads, Im new, any tips for the millions of cup games today?
>>64769337
>low on confidence
Laying Villa t b h
>>64769368
Do you believe in Magic™?
>>64769367
yeah, im on unders now
>>64769380
Yes, Im always for the upset. Usually works in PL but these teams are shit tier
>>64769383
TEArS
>>64769367
Love backing on IBC to exploit 365s bigger lays
>>64769383
l0l
UAC
A
C
And @pennant83 serves up an assist for Shakir Hamzah, who scores with an overhead kick! @MightyStags 2-0 Hougang
>>64769368
Honestly don't think either team will score again now in villa wycombe
Micah Richards breaks the deadlock at Adams Park. The Aston Villa skipper was backed at 42.0 to score first.
Olympiakios U20s choo choo
>>64769445
>tfw thought of getting on at 2-0 but didn't
I will never be satisfied with whatever I win if I get on now
>tfw exhausted and lost in the sea of value
get on Parnikadios, -1.25 surreal
lupa roma +0.5 t bh, small on 0 fh
>>64769504
>that rball
incoming train desu
>>64769504
1111111111111111111
>>64769543
maybe, I rebacked
anybody else get on?
>>64769524
on this too
>>64769571
On lid.
>>64769504
sums
now austria vienna and lupa roma please, thank you
Standard Liege Women II have started their rape early
score again Panarkadikos plz
Slaviiaaaaaa up brians
Lupa Roma surreal
a network of winners, the new age of bet on everything men
WYCOMBE PENALTY
>>64769658
works for me, need more Standard Leige goals tho
>>64769698
TEARS
All I do is win
>>64769802
Dj?
>tfw leaving the house and possibly missing out on some world bets
topping out on everything so I don't feel left out from the trains
>>64769504
so much riding on two more goals
tears?
>>64769739
NEED VILLA GOAL LIKE
A I R
I
R
Get all of your money. Then borrow some money from some other people. Put it all on West Ham #betresponsibly
>>64769929
sorry mack, got 98% of my wallet on a novelty bet that an alien invasion will happen in 2016
J WEST YOU LITTLE NERD LMAO
DAfuckingC
>>64769929
on lid.
>I'm on a streak so this will def win now
>PanarkaDACkos
>>64770030
>He literally followed a goffpost as if it were an actual tip
>>64770031
fixed as fuck lad
>>64770048
Wasn't even on desu just I know a few others are
>>64770048
o2.5 just people trying to get on with betfair IMO.
>>64770030
kek
Anyone else playing the literal lotto shite tonight even though they normally don't?
>This Alemania Aachen goal count in combination with the rball
2spooky4me
Patro keeper has forgotten his GLOVES ffs. It's such a cold day as well, he's trying to roll his sleeves down to cover his HANDS. As you can tell from the score it's NOT WORKING, not ONE BIT. He's trying to PUNCH every shot, he's already thrown a couple into his own net pmsl.
KING KURT
>>64770139
Bubblegum only bet?
Villa are shit.
>>64770116
66666
>>64770178
>ever putting money on aston villa
smfh
>>64770178
This tbqh, draw with 4th(fourth) tier club
Lux after timing AGAIN
>>64770217
No he hasn't
Cannot for the life of me stop losing bets. I get out of bets which go on to win, I follow great tipsters who seem to constantly win yet as soon as I bet they start losing. Maybe I'm not shrewd enough for asia? Who knows, all I know for sure is that currently I am not a happy bunny.
>>64770265
a-are you me?
He's placed a bet in 2016
>>64770265
>>64770282
are youb oth me?
didn't get on allemania at 5, now at 7
>>64770294
You forgot the >
weak sunderland team desu
>>64770313
Absolutely seething. It'll be there tomorrow dw.
PENULTYYY
PENALTY
>>64770294
>he missed the fix
>Didn't trust the fix
GOALLLLLLL F NSA BJAFNK FAS
THE FIX IS IN THE FIX IS IN
Next fix is Panthrakikos SW
>Not one mention of a fix
>Not one slip
>If fix comes in suddenly the whole thread were on
>If they weren't you could hear a pin drop
Cool.
>>64770398
tears
>>64770398
I'm not even on but the game was mentioned quite a few times lid
>missed the fix
>>64770398
Quite like this gimmick being used even when the game is mentioned a lot in the thread desu
Absolute scenes
>>64770398
>He missed the German fix
Tears buddy.
>This Eastleigh start
>Large on Bolton
scared.jpg
Tears at Wayne Rooney bit 44 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZ0gbks-TU
>>64770571
Comedy gold desu
Need to know if Patro their GK has bought a new pair of glove like AIR.
>>64770650
My source at the game has left the venue :(
Potentially two 4 figure days in a row lids
88888888888888888
>>64770571
Can understand "please hold" and "up a cunt/down a cunt" anything else I missed? Are these pga members?
CODE RED
Bournemouth draw desu
Will Bread 'n Milk do what they always do?
>>64771028
Its always early goal and no more goals or very late goal after dominating the match.
The fact they haven't scored yet and aren't really dominating that hard says to me its a rare breadnmilk 0-0
>>64771075
Very fair assessment. Leaving it alone.
UAC
A
C EVERTON HT
cheers lids
>>64771181
???
UAC Tipping saves the day again x
>Always bet on Porto U19
>Always the bet wins
>Always forget to tip it
Next time. I promise. ;^) Also Fylkir has the tiny potential of turning into a train. Already on from the start, but just rebacked FH handi.
Up so much I've been going round town handing out lottery tickets to strangers
And that's the handi covered. Doubt anyone got on. Going in again tbqhwyf.
Hope Calijah had the day off. Couldve made a couple of months pay.
IBT surreal
yesterday and today been incredible
>>64771320
How much is IBT a month?
>>64771258
>>64771303
What was the bet? And how much is membership?
>>64771325
so you're up what, 30 euro? kill yourself.
>>64771325
Unibwin so shrewd. Personally made like 75 bets in the last 24 hours. ;^)
>>64771358
>how much is membership
You don't even want to know.
>>64771369
nah mate up about 45
>>64771376
a-as long as your up
>>64771403
>your
shaking too much can't even spell
>>64771403
Half way to five digits desu.
There haven't even been any good bets today ffs.
>>64771383
I really do, dac this month need to be spoonfed some decent bets.
>>64771456
There has been, but not that many have won.
>>64771456
>>64771459
Just stop m8s
>>64771325
>Barca SW rebacked 12 times
>>64771504
List your bets. I'm open to the idea of there being good bets today I just couldn't find any myself, any help will be greatly appreciated.
>>64771537
people have just been betting on lotto friendlies, doubt any had some decent info
Thoughts lids, might be worth a cunt @7.41
>>64771456
Djokovic sw, - game handicap, and unders all would've won easily
>>64771636
Is this satire?
>Bengals shortened to +1.5
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
Steelers backers trembling desu
>>64771645
This is for all the penny punters out there
Was shaking on Coric came through tho
>>64771636
>vs espanyol
played the same team like 3 times in a week and a half kek
>>64771668
People unironically backed the Steelers only based on >muh playoff record?
>>64771710
They backed them because 'The Bengals dont win playoff games' yes. The shrewdies came in at the last minute and ate up the value.
just stopping by to say fuck alemania aachen
>hes Goffposted in 2016
Script didn't go according to plan last night
>>64771744
>He wasn't on late unders
LOL, Jeff Stelling when Hartlepool went 1-0 up
>>64771871
Fucking cunts
>>64771884
C A L I J A H
>>64771744
They got relegated 3 or 4 times in the last 10-15 years, they've been fucked already.
77777777777
Cant stop winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
Has this blasting out ALL DAY. What a fucking day. UP SUMS.
Hull 2nd goal?
>>64772101
>slug makes his first hundred
Need an Inverness CT goal like A I R
Cashed out City, Arse and West Ham to win in 90 mins at 7/2 before the Arse comeback.
Fuck me, I really want Wolves to score.
DAC 10% roll GONE as well as my HEAD
>>64772120
Up 4k
>>64772271
Lol bullshit.
>>64772306
Ok.
>>64772210
Fuck.
>>64772210
AIR
LAZIO @4.35
I REPEAT LAZIO @4.35
got on sunderland +1.5 at 2.025 and this is how they fuck me
pmsl @ Sam
>that Neverton rball
>>64772450
lazio a shit
>>64772450
>2nd place vs 10th place
Gosh, I wonder why.
One striker fit for Cardiff if Sigurdarson's injury is bad, Le Fondre can't face Cardiff, Afobe off, Another F.A Cup 'dream' over already...
>>64772450
>Lazio playing their backup GK
Fuck off
>He wasn't on arsenal
>>64772585
>1.30
wow what value, well worth the sweat and increased heartrate at 1-1
>>64772488
>>64772503
lazio celebrating their 116's creation day, playing keita from the start. they were shit against small teams who park the bus, but they always deliver against open teams (inter)
Fiorentina lost even against carpi at home, they are not that good.
>>64772616
>he didn't back them as soon as they went 1-0 down
need Cech to take off his helmet so i can test his noggin tbqh, could biff Giroud as well, all i wanted was a nice 1 goal win for arsenal
>>64772630
Do you visit Reddit by chance?
>>64772743
i'm a serie A hardcore fan since 6 years
up 340 eu from serie A this season.
>>64772791
did you get fired from mcdonalds yet?
>>64772798
the rumors were true, they didn't keep me, (told me i don't say "plz" very often).
the big boss gave me another chance in a closer mcdo from where i live though.
i'm still three rents behind ;_;
Sheffield United @ 9/1 is a banker, correct? Thanks lads.
>>64772834
Why dont you stop being a slug and start betting on genuine value stuff and make more money?
>>64772834
someday you'll look back at this time in your life and laugh. you'll make it bro
>>64772875
>>64772917
t-thanks
>>64772892
>betting on genuine value stuff and make more money
this is what i'm doing
>>64772964
What is your current roll?
Unitef are stacked tbf
>>64772101
Can someone make a playlist of UAC songs like this?
No J West indie shite.
>Flip basketball
https://vine.co/v/ewuJmb3W9TF
>>64772990
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EAmChFTLP4w
>>64772986
Thinking overs desu
>>64772978
it was 750 last time, but i cashed out
just saw this lazio value and made a 50 eu deposit
10 on X
10 on Lazio
comfy so far
>>64772990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZtMNbrmWE
>>64773026
>Man united overs ever
>>64773056
One goal from Sheffield, United pulls it back and steals it late 2-1 senpai book it
>>64772990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>64772990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
KEITA damn it
edit: fuck, another gift wasted
there is no fucking way this is not value
>>64772990
Used to have a playlist for this, but I lost it.
Drake - 0 to 100
Jay Z - Public Service Announcement
Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness
Waka Flocka - Hard in Da Paint
Migos Ft Drake - Versace
Fetty Wap - Trap Queen
Wiz Khalifa - Dem Boyz
Chris Brown - Loyal
Drake - Motto
Tyga - Hookah
Yo Gotti - Errrbody
Metro Boomin ft. Young Thug & Future - Chanel Vintage
T.I. - No Mediocre
Jason Derulo - "Wiggle" feat. Snoop Dogg
Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You
Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris
Drake - Started From The Bottom
>>64773212
There is no wining theme in that list of songs
>>64773232
There are exactly 17 UAC songs in that list you little slug.
LAZIO ON FIRE
>>64773212
Forgot the best one. ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo
>>64773246
I see 6 max but you continue to fluctuate your mood with that emotionally unstable list of songs
>>64773232
They dont have to be specifically about winning, just hype/pump up songs that you can listen to while UAC to make you feel great.
>>64773294
The perfect playlist is one in which the general theme is consistent (in this case fuck bitches and get money) while still fluctuating between different tempos.
Now go back to listening to your David Guetta remix lid.
Can everyone respond to this with the bets they have on the NFL playoff games today and tomorrow please.
If you dont have any then you dont need to reply, thankyou.
>>64773419
Chiefs ML
>>64773419
s e a h a w k s
>>64773453
-5?
F R A N C E
R
A
N
C
E
>>64773473
yes m8
>>64773482
L A Z I O
A
Z
I
O
>>64773506
Enjoy losing your money :)
Didn't expect this amount of banter from our asian friends sir.
Reminder that if you've made money in 2016 you're either a bubblegum babby or unshrewd, quite possibly both. Enjoy your weekend.
>>64773554
why doesnt he just move to a country where he can use an asian bookie without some dodgy broker?
>>64773525
Cheers for the money pal
>>64773563
>Mark still doesnt have an unlimitable 365
pmsl
>>64773419
Today:
Chiefs -3.5 large that I somewhat regret (would go medium)
I think the Steelers will win but it's basically a coinflip. No way in hell I'm prestaking a division rivalry playoff game but I will look to get on something in-play.
Tomorrow:
Seahawks -6 Large
Seahawks ML full blown /freemoney/
I have no idea how the GB/Was game will go. It's hard to say exactly why the GB offense has sputtered so hard... they could turn it on at anytime or continue to go down in flames. That whole game is ????? to me. You rarely see a game where a GB blow out, a washington blow out, a close competitive game, and a close but shit game all exist with roughly equal probability.
>>64773554
What a cheeky chappy.
>>64773563
Plenty of good asian bets/betfair bets today my friend. One in play at the moment too. Not sure if this is a gimmick but you shouldn't be down today.
>>64773520
Got in DNB at 2.65 since I'm a fucking puss puss.
>>64773585
>fucks nigger dick
>giant slut
>roots for seahawks
yup
still pound my meat to her though senpai
>>64773554
LMFAO
Any reason to not do the +2 asia handicap for Deportivo La Coruna?
>>64773578
Because that is a lot of hassle
Chiefs to take the Texans and Clippers to take Charlotte?
>>64773793
I'm fairly shit at jungle ball but Chiefs should win this game
0-0 special stake uniteds
So I take it we're all on the + Sheffield Wednesday Handicap right?
The 0-0 Correct Score has already come into 6.0 having been matched at a high of 23.0!
>>64773994
Cheers Peter!
>>64773419
Seahawks -4 @1.9 5% (Will not be able to account for my actions if it somehow drops to -3)
Steelers o22.5 @1.8 1%
Steelers o2.5 TDs @1.83 1%
Chiefs -3 @1.9 1%
Packers o20 @1.7 3%
>>64774012
>peter
View from Coral box. If we score here I last about 15 seconds. Fuck 'em.
>>64774019
Those Steelers and Packers team overs look tasty but my lines probably suck ass compared to those.
>all these Seahawks backers
tears will be shed
>>64773869
he didnt prestake 0-0/1-0 ht/ft @ 10
Imagine having 38 dangerous attacks and 0 (zero) shots on target.
Imagine backing the overs in a Manchester United game
You have 10 mins to tell me why you're not UAC backing ht 0-0 in every man utd home game
>>64774080
Post your positions on the NFL lad, it's only fair.
>>64774131
just came to talk about this, for about 4 or 5 weeks now i keep saying im going to get on 0-0 at half time but i keep forgetting
tap
>>64774137
I only have the acca I have posted, I dont put normal stakes on the NFL unless it is something that is way out of line with what it should be (like Panthers highest scoring offense was on Ladbrokes as this was just made up by their traders not Vegas/Asia afaik).
tap
boom
boom?
surely united will realise they're playing sheffield united and actually attack
down literally 10% of my roll on Parnikadios
>>64774242
highest scoring team* actually
>>64774242
the only thing on there that's totally insane is the vikings +3.5. Holy shit lad...
How long have you been watching football? I really can't wrap my mind around that one
Where the fuck is Euan?
>>64774318
If it was going to be such a massive blowout why is the current like only -4.5?
>>64774357
infact on 365 its shortened to -4 now
>>64774335
Out shaggin'
I never catch a single Kurt tip
>Mackers
>>64774382
Are you in his group? Half the bets posted in here aren't actually tipped
>>64774417
I'm in his group, but I'm always sleeping or covering a match
Missed 8 already
Leverkusen next goal in the indoor football is a large. Galatasaray are wearing STUDS, they're slipping and sliding all over the place. CLEARLY didn't get the memo this was an INDOOR tournament. I've been rebacking and rebacking but thought I'd be kind enough to share it now. SO one sided, Leverkusen slicing through them with EASE. On at 1.5, fair odds 1.2.
>>64774357
>If it was going to be such a massive blowout why is the current like only -4.5?
I think the loss of the Seahawks running backs and the low temperature are pushing the line waaaaay too far. The Seahawks lines all year have been shit, laying the Seahawks the first half of the year was basically free money, as was backing their minus the second half of the year. The line is so bad I can't help but feel I've missed something. Don't think I have though, sometimes you just have to take the money.
I understand the Vikings are getting back some of their best defensive players but their offense was anemic when they met less than 2 months ago (literally didnt even score a FG). Teddy didn't somehow learn how to deal with massive QB pressure which the Seahawks generated easily. Seahawks defense completely dominated that game and the Hawks won't be missing any core pieces.
Seahawks offense >> Vikings offense
Seahawks defense > Vikings defense
Seahawks ST = Vikings ST
>>64774513
888888888888888
Renaissance Schaerbeek rball is nice for the price
>>64774537
I would honestly put 10% of my roll on -4
>>64774544
999999999
Literally free money. Some of the Galatasaray players have BINNED their studs and are now just in SOCKS. They're still FALLING over, this game is a real COMEDY.
>>64774513
removed lel
>>64774552
delete this
>>64774574
Full time mate, Galatasaray players were in tears at the end, never seen such a one sided game of indoor soccer and 365 were generous enough to have 500 lays on next goal every time. What a match.
LAZIO 2-0 FIO
>he wasn't on this robbery @4.35
>>64774675
2-1
kek what a fail from the keeper
>>64774675
congrats
can't believe they mispriced serie a. maybe they were aiming to make people think fiore were great favorites?
>>64774675
>this injury time
>>64774696
How much stoppage did they call? All I can see is they're in the 95'
>>64774696
Has any Estonian friendly ever gone under?
>he missed the lazio train
>3 goals in stoppage time
jesus
>>64774713
>>64774722
>>64774725
>>64774730
3-1
LAZIO RAPED VIOLA
@4.35 was the steal of the year
Done my absolute NUT on Manu SW over evens here lids
could imagine some poor lid on unders
jeff smith so so so good
>>64774446
He's down an absolute cunt on Galatasaray after they missed two open goals
>>64774537
Have you considered you are reading too much into the first meeting this season?
I mean that could have been a terrible day for the Vikings offense + a perfect day for the Hawks D.
Alright I'm taking the Texans at -3.5 who should I take in the Bengals vs Steelers game?
anyone going on RM - Deportivo?
>>64775031
What is the line/ML odds on your bookie for the game? Shortened considerably on 365 today.
also
>Texans -3.5
you crazy bro
>>64774965
>Have you considered you are reading too much into the first meeting this season?
Absolutely. I expect the the Vikings defense to have a MUCH better day against the Seahawks offense. Vikings were missing most of their interior run defense last game.
>I mean that could have been a terrible day for the Vikings offense + a perfect day for the Hawks D
I think this is where the match up will actually be the most similar. Pretty much every player on both sides of the match up were there before and will be there now. I think bookies are thinking the score will be closer and Minnesota will be able to stick to their run game more but AD got shut the fuck out last game anyway and is now dealing with back issues.
I think most of the line slippage has to do with the wind factor and the fact that Seattle will turn to the air in the absence of run game - I doubt Christine will do much against THIS vikings run defense. Still though, it's not like the vikings practice outside or something. Teddy is a pretty shit QB in cold weather and it should affect both teams equally. If it comes down to a drag out fight the Seahawks much better quality should come out in the 2nd half.
>>64775031
>Alright I'm taking the Texans at -3.5
Alternate line or typo?
fuck off honestly suck a dick
dat 90' penalty
based rooney
shame i only got on @ 2.2 but cant hate on a late winner
>>64774783
AYYYYYYYYY
>>64774085
Good lad
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO....
Kurt surreal.
based KING KURT
Vila Nova U20 one more this half pls lads
>>64775763
>>64775787
Newfriend here, where's Kurt's group?
>>64775884
He's guest tipping in the UAC tipping group lid.
>>64775733
THERE'S NO DANDRUFF
Truly he is a king among mugs
>>64775246
>>64775271
Yeah typo I meant +3.5
>>64775905
Thanks, how do you join?
If you can get the 1 horse in 6th at aqueduct at anything above even money, do yourself a favor and get paid
>>64775625
Thanks captain up 40 from Wayno's boot
come on jeff lad, falling apart here
>>64776046
Got tangled up coming out of the gate, tough beat
Z I Z O U
Rebacking Madrid FH handi. Lads looking comfy.
I'm alright, I acca edged it.
>>64776299
Waheeeyyy
>>64776188
Phantom offside call cancelling the 3-0.
>>64776188
dont reback straight after goal for overs senpai.....-ev
Today's bet won safely and we continue the rolling accumulator. We have now turned £50 into £554,73
I've chosen for a game in the English FA Cup.
Game: Everton v FC Dag & Red
Bet: Everton (WIN) @1.19
Potential return: £554,73 -> £660,13 (+£105,40)
Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
>>64776394
nice copy paste
>>64776394
REDDIT SO SHREWD
>>64776370
Thanks captain obvious ;^)
brains!
>>64776394
>>64776424
>>64776435
Use reddit to determine what bets to lay for that specific day.
Daily tip threads are an absolute goldmine
is levante a bet?
Why are the odds so high for police fc considering the rball?
>>64776582
>laying these experts
have fun losing money familia
WTB
>>64777019
Police FC to win second half @2.1
>>64776839
BOOKIES
C L U E L E S S
Get on over 2.5 goals Rangers Cowdenbeath tomorrow at 1/4.
>>64777048
>not getting on Police/BTTS-No @ 1.90
JEFF SMITH
THE SILENCER
UTTERLY SURREAL
BOOKIES SO SHREWD
BAAAAAAAAAAALE BAAAAAAAAAAALE BAAAAAAAAAAALE
Wow. Just wow.
The bookies knew
Surreal desu
How is Police not scoring
>>64777867
are*
Come on Real one more lads
Cannot stop topping up on Chiefs -3
>>64777979
oh no, not another fiver
Words fail me with this Police game. IMAGINE having 30 shots and losing 2-1
>>64778031
Yes mate, freddos on me tonight
>up $550 for friday/saturday
can I go 4figures for the weekend lids?
>>64777979
Chiefs -3 is da bet
Cant imagine the tears if the Texans win
So everyone is on Chiefs?
>>64778259
Yes but i haven't read thread so if your inclined, lay
>>64778259
Cashed out the moment Unibwin said he's on them tbqh.
P O L I C E
>Chiefs lose
>Seahawks lose
Imagine the shitstorm. Imagine.
POLICE
O
L
I
C
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c
>>64778392
Shrewd
>cd tagoror women
fucking hell its been such a dire week lads, how do i git gud at betting?
Goff tweets like a fucking teenager.
>>64778613
>wasn't on the greek fix
probably should top yourself
>>64774537
Youre making a mistake, take the sw the game will be decided by 3
>>64778425
>Mfw paying out at work for once
>>64778713
>Youre making a mistake, take the sw the game will be decided by 3
I'm large on the spread but my ML position makes that look tiny t b h
CD Marathon 0.0 asian 1st half
Lets do dis
LOL at all you retards lumping on Houston Texans.
>Chief's td already
>>64779041
literally everyone is on the chiefs though you fucking mong
WTF go to toilet for a quick piss, 11 secs gone and TD already
ayyy lmao
>>64779107
lel you got baited.
Lads ive forgotten what the sun looks like. Please come back to the UK.
The Fun Spoiler said to bring her home food. I've been at football all day and will be watching NFL all night. Was the least I could do.
>>64779238
Wish I had a cold say it two desu.
>>64778480
Not. Enough. On.
>>64779255
I dare you to 'forget' her food.
>>64779255
>Goffy likes NFL
hes not so bad afterall
bet Goffposter is SEETHING about this
lolwut how did the chefs already score
>>64779331
I've just turned up with 35 quid's worth of doners and shishs. She's gone fucking loopy, lads. I CAN'T EAT THAT. Course you can, it's nice.
>>64779322
>autocorrect
Cold day or two.
>>64779377
literally returned the kickoff for a TD
>>64779381
mate a kebab sounds banging right about now. I would give you a reach around at least, ungrateful cow.
>>64778843
Cheers Australia
INTERCEPTION AYYYYY HUP
Shame I didnt put a future on Eric Berry being Comeback Player of the Year
what was the result on the police game? I would have backed large, did I dodge a bullet?
CHEFS
H
E
F
S
>interception
64779970
3-2 to police m8
>>64779972
oops jinxed it
>>64779972
spoke too soon.
>>64779970
They won 3-0 in the end.
Whos this fat cow on the lottery just draw the fucking numbers
>Buying lottery tickets
Enjoy your -ev
>>64778843
HUP HUP HUP
shieet should've gotten on hopkins o92.5yds
>the city of Brian hoyer
he didn't even get touched, he just straight up dropped the ball
pace found again, on clippers/hornets overs now
>>64780318
Got 3 right, doesn't that mean I winner a tenner or something?
>>64780920
win*
>>64780920
J West finally UAC
>>64781025
NEW THREAD
>>64781025
>>64780920
>Not tipping your numbers
Aftertiming cunt
Uni pls
>Dutch student says he isn't going to rent out a room in the house I'm staying at
>shows up 5 minutes ago at my front door to tour the place
Get your people in order
