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PLAYOFFS IMMINENT EDITION
SEA: pic related
DEN: Kubiak - "Peyton was the right choice. He's our quarterback"
GB: Rodgers looks to "let it fly" against Redskins
WAS: Redskins to pass out "YOU LIKE THAT" towels at game against Packers
NE: Brady's underwear from "Ted 2" being auctioned off
CAR: Newton - "We will win because overall, we are the best team, we are the Jack of all trades"
PIT: Steelers rule out DeAngelo Williams (foot)
MIN: Zimmer states he has studied Seattle's game pl
CIN: Dalton (thumb) officially ruled out
HOU: Clowney questionable
ARI: Fitzgerald considers himself in the best shape of his life
NFL: Rodger Goodell to make statement on "the future integrity of the league"
special owners meeting on the 12th-13th in houston to decide the fate of the rams/raiders/chargers for 2016
are you hype?
>REPORT: Chargers moving to Inglewood with Rams
Kill me.
>> 1 and out schedule babbies
soccer>handegg
playoff QB rankings
1. Wilson
2. Palmer
3. Newton
4. Brady
5. Roethlisberger
6. Cousins
7. Dalton
8. Rodgers
9. Smith
10. Hoyer
11. McCarron
12. Osweiler
13. Manning
14. Bridgewater
based off this past regular season alone. No past accomplishments.
1. Tom Brady
2. Cam Newton
3. Carson Palmer
4. Russel Wilson
5. Blake Bortles
6. Drew Brees
7. Aaron Rodgers
8. Derek Carr
9. Philip Rivers
10. Ben Roethlisburger
11. Andy Dalton
12. Kirk Cousins
13. Ryan Fitzpatrick
14. Eli Manning
15. Mathew Stafford
16. Tyrod Taylor
17. Jamies Winston
18. Matt Ryan
19. Alex Smith
20. Ryan Tannehill
21. Jay Cutler
22. Brian Hoyer
23. Sam Bradford
24. Teddy Bridgewater
25. Marcus Mariota
26. Brian Hoyer
27-32. No one even worth listing
holy shit this fucking draft
i would literally orgasm if this were to happen
Is Kirk Cousins an elite quarterback?
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>>64761110
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>>64761110
Elite memes only ITT
>>64761183
>1. Tom Brady
first for don't discuss football on reddit
>>64761163
wrong.
1. Brady
2. Palmer
3. Big Ben
4. Rodgers
5. Newton
6. Wilson
7. Cousins
8. Dalton/McArron
9. Hoyer
10. Peyton
11. Smith
12. Bridgewater
[from other thread]
Matt Ryan has been in the top 5 in passing yards in the following seasons:
>2015
>2014
>2013
>2012
And was in the top 10 the following seasons
>2011
>2010
But people pretend like he's shit. Why?
He's not 'elite' but he's objectively one of the most consistently good QBs in the NFL, no matter the players, schedule, or coordinator.
>what about stafford
>what about tannehill
>they have over 4k yards this season
both solid QBs, but Stafford comes and goes with Megatron. Tannehill was in severe garbage time this year.
do the bengals have a chance tomorrow?
>>64761218
yes. He's the best QB this season.
>3rd most yards
>Most TDs
>Least interceptions for QBs with over 30 TDs (only 7)
>3 rushing TDs
>there are people who think khalil mack is elite
>>64761261
Yes.
>>64761187
scoobert won't fall out of the 2nd unless there's something really wrong with his knee
>MIN: Zimmer states he has studied Seattle's game plan
Spygate 2.0 confirmed
>>64761261
To lose? Yeah.
>>64761229
what? Is he retarded?
>>64761261
>bungles
>nationally televised/playoff victory
Pick one
>>64761199
>490 posts early
>>64755659
>>64755659
>>64755659
real new thread here
>>64761183
>based off this past regular season alone. No past accomplishments.
>1. Tom Brady
Elite meme here
>>64761253
>muh cumulative yards
His efficiency stinks.
>>64761253
>yards
again, this doesn't make you an elite QB
i find it hilarious how you can justify tannehill's yards as "well it was garbage time" while ryan's make him elite
falcons haven't been above 8 wins in 3 years, how much of ryan's yards from those years are garbage time i wonder
>>64761278
i know :(
i have to dream big because we don't have a second rounder this year
>tfw no scooby bf
>>64761183
>Hoyer listed twice
>>64761110
>jack of all trades
>master of none
>>64761157
Yes, that's actually the Chiefs. The last good team they beat is the buncos, and they were extra shit at that point in the season.
>>64761327
during that 4 year span
>7.4 ypa
>67.3%
>27 TDs per season
literally making shit up that sounds nice in an argument
>>64761342
The past two seasons the Falcons were in the playoff hunt until the very last game. The Falcons never got blown out but twice over the past two years, by the Panthers.
The Dolphins have been out of playoff contention for a long while, and they've gotten blown out a few times.
>>64761315
see
>>64761275
Top 3 in passing yards
most passing TDs
top 5 rushing TDs
fewest interceptions out of those with 30 or more TD passes
No one who threw for 4100+ yards this season had less than 11 TDs. Brady had 7.
>>64761342
also
>falcons haven't been above 8 wins in 3 years, how much of ryan's yards from those years are garbage time i wonder
Same could be said about Rivers and Eli, x10000
>>64761343
didn't even notice honestly. Thanks for pointing that out. Remove him from 26.
>>64761183
based bortles B)
>>64761197
If he keeps going by "WWDBD" then he will become elite.
chefs? how you going to win when you can't throw the ball 5 yards down field?
>>64761478
What would Dez Bryant do?
Nth for the creamiest meme
>>64761499
>Dez
>Anything to do with the term "elite"
pls
>>64761478
What would da bears do?
>>64761510
Would he be full meme if he does go to Dallas?
>>64761412
>football
>in
>your
>asshole
You're a shitty person for not respecting your own bet, faggot
>>64761253
So when are you going to put a football up your ass instead of acting like it never happened?
Thank you Based Hoodie!
>>64761517
Don't be mad. You honestly can't expect me to take anything the niggers of Yurop say seriously, do you?
>>64761570
>socializing with tripfags
And people wonder why this place has gone to shit
>>64761253
>>64761412
>>64761433
HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!
AAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!
>>64761599
Fuck the Packers
>>64761622
>>64761207
Paxton Lynch
WILL
Be the elite non meme version of Cam Newton
WILL
Be a Philadelphia Eagle
WILL
Win OROTY
>>64761629
Second and third that.
>>64761611
>Niggers of yurop
Im not german... Or romanian... Or Serbian...
Just a friendly reminder that this man was a sixth (6th) round draft pick.
49ers top coaching choice is Hugh Jackson, as a 49ers fan that is fucking garbage. Hugh Jackson is not a good head coach. Fucking mediocre as shit.
Hire Chip Kelly or Shanahan or you may as well just be rehiring Tomsula.
>>64761672
Late rounds are the great rounds
Steelers - 24
Bengals - 10
Chiefs - 35
Texans - 6
Seahawks - 28
Vikings - 24
Packers - 28
Redskins - 31
Steelers - 21
Patriots - 14
Chiefs - 21
Broncos - 14
Seahawks - 14
Panthers - 10
Redskins - 28
Cardinals - 38
Steelers - 24
Chiefs - 28
Seahawks - 24
Cardinals - 21
Seahawks - 35
Chiefs - 21
Calling it now
>>64761629
no fuck you nigger
>>64761660
fuck you cuban nigger
>>64761672
Colston for the saints, one of our best and most consistent guys, is a 7th rounder.
>>64761672
post elite 6th rounders
he'll be back in form next year i promise
>>64761680
sounds good to me
>>64761680
>I don't know how seeding works
>>64761187
Lmao you think doctson, scooby, and boykin will be handed to you like this? Bitch please
>>64761674
>this stupid goy
Hue Jackson is probably the 2nd best HC candidate out there atm and best if McDaniels decides to stay with NE
I would feel bad for him trying to make the 49ers a contender though especially with how strong the Seahawks and Cardinals rosters are right now. For purely personal reasons I just want him out of Cinci
>>64761731
Norv Turner was a mistake. Not only does his offense suck, he wanted Bridgewater.
Will Zimmer have the balls to fire his ass and draft a qb next year?
>>64761744
>he thinks McDaniels and Hugh Jackson are the two best coaching options out there
>both failed as head coaches already and haven't shown anything outside of being decent OCs
Trip fag, basically Australian, yeah you don't know shit.
Bengals are da bomb
>>64761672
Based
>>64761717
>>64761674
>taking the hue meme
>people are forgetting he took a 8-8 team in the raiders , won 7 games in a row and proceeded to lose the next 7 in a row then blames it on the QB's exploding knees after the first loss
>people forgot he also makes the worst decisions in drafting and trading
Here we go another decade of niners football in the dumpsters live from santa clara
>>64761110
why do big hands help with freezing conditions?
>>64761766
kek sure m8 keep rooting for Chip to come in and see how much better off the team is in another two years
>>64761731
>doctson, scooby
lel nah it's just a fun draft , big board isn't perfect yet
>boykin
you think people want boykin?
>>64761744
>2nd best HC candidate out there atm and best if McDaniels decides to stay with NE
mcdaniels is not the top HC candidate m8
>>64761795
ask your mother
>>64761766
>Jackson failed as a HC
Didn't he get the Raiders to .500 for the first time in like a decade?
>>64761680
>Steelers - 24
>Bengals - 10
>Chiefs - 35
>Texans - 6
>Seahawks - 28
>Vikings - 24
>Packers - 28
>Redskins - 31
>Steelers - 21
>Patriots - 14
>Chiefs - 21
>Broncos - 14
>Seahawks - 14
>Panthers - 10
>Redskins - 48
>Cardinals - 38
>Steelers - 24
>Chiefs - 28
>Seahawks - 24
>Redskins - 31
>Redskins - 35
>Chiefs - 21
>Calling it now
just gonna fix that for you
first nations bowl is go!
>>64761769
>people unironically thinking the chiefs will win
>>64761799
JFFM where the fuck have you been? You're taking over 8-8s position as meme coordinator for the Ravens
>>64761822
he abandoned ship when his team became shit
I have the seriously ill feeling that the Chiefs will somehow win.
>>64761717
Fuck yeah. He'll bounce back with even 1 competent guard.
>>64761674
Hue is fine.
>>64761805
And the year that Al Davis died too, which I can imagine had an effect on the team.
What's the real meme-bowl this year guys?
>>64761672
>>64761717
>>64761773
>>64761799
Chip Kelly has had success as a head coach in the NFL, Hugh and McDaniels have failed. Kelly is a shit GM but the 49ers have a GM so Kelly wouldn't have any personnel powers. If it's a choice between those three, Kelly is the obvious choice. He also is the one who could get the most out of Kap.
>>64761780
This. Although Hugh will stick around for 2-3 years, going 8-8 at best and missing the playoffs each year, until he and Baalke get fired and it goes back to the real dark ages. The 2-14 dark ages.
>>64761805
They were 8-8 the season before he was head coach in 2010, and they were 8-8 when he coached in 2011.
>>64761599
Is pulling the hoodie a horse collar?
>>64761695
Where the fuck you get Cuban from? Not even close packer trash
>>64761802
McDaniels is easily the best HC candidate out there. If anyone wouldn't take his experience and ability to run such a diverse offence every year over scrubs like Doug Marrone or Ken Whisenhunt they are fucked in the head
If McDaniels really wanted another shot as a head coach he would have first shot at the Giants job and the Titans would offer him anything he wanted
You guys will see in a few weeks
>>64761850
Huh? When did Dalton play for the Vikings?
>>64761862
>McDaniels is easily the best HC candidate out there
>the guy who drafted Tim Tebow and ran Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler out of town
Tripfag stfu, you don't know shit.
>>64761822
>>64761832
m8s I've been here all year just not in generals cos life shit
What does a meme coordinator do exactly? My laptop also blew up a couple months back so I need time to build my 4chan folder back up
>>64761889
>Runs out Marshall and Cutler
>Brings in Thomas and Tebow
Sounds like a good goy to me
/sp/, let's assume the Loins fire Cadwell. That leaves 9 open coaching spots.
>Lions
>Eagles
>Titans
>Bucs
>49ers
>Dolphins
>Browns
>Colts
>Giants
Which job do you want and why? How do you fix that team?
>>64761912
At least he got rid of cutlet.
"My big hands will help with freezing conditions"
Que?
>>64761854
nah its basically dreads
>>64761858
lel fuck off florida scum
literally sneak the tripfag
>>64761851
Kelly got figured out in 2014. It'll take a little bit to the new personnel but they'll be exposed. Any team with a good LB corps should enjoy playing them.
>>64761947
I think Caldwell goes back to being a coordinator.
>tfw skip Caldwell and get Teryl Austin.
>>64761889
Are you kidding me? Go back and look at the Bronocs 2010 draft he got a fuck ton of talent for the team to build around
>Demaryius Thomas
>Eric Decker
>Zane Beadles
>Perrish Cox
Tebow was obviously a miss but he did a great jon with Kyle Orton that first year and could certainly turn the Giants or Titans into playoff teams with the talent they have
>>64761947
The Colts and Titans aren't firing their coaches.
So without those 2, the order goes like this:
1. Giants
2. Bucs
3. 49ers
4. Eagles
5. Lions
6. Dolphins
7. Browns
who here /conflicted/?
its a rough patch in 2016 already
>>64761987
The Titans already fired their coach, or do you mean the interim?
>>64761977
zane beadles is kind of a stretch there m8, he was never that great and they only had him for a couple of years
he's horrendous now in jacksonville
>>64761987
>eagles below naners
lol
switch those and put the lions first and it's fine
>Bowles wants Fitz, says he will be the starter
>Fitz wants to be on the Jets
>Pennington says they're in a good spot with Fitz and Geno as QBs
So what's the issue. Why wouldn't the Jets get Fitz?
>>64761965
More like "Teddy's tiny hands will be a hindrance in cold weather", but the overall result is the same.
Dont worry Mr. Gettleman
i got this
>>64762014
Yeah I did, my bad. I heard they were keeping him.
>>64762018
>eagles above 49ers
>eagles have half the cap space the 49ers have, and just as much talent on the roster
>eagles do play in a weaker division
Eh, it's a toss up. It's definately not an "lol".
>lions above the giants and bucs
>both of who have franchise QBs and WRs already in place
No.
>>64761968
julio jones > james jones
WE
WUZ
KINGS
>>64762057
>just as much talent on the roster
you literally cannot be serious right now holy crap
please, outline for me all the "talent" on the 49ers right now
>>lions above the giants and the bucs
lions have a better defense than both, a better QB than the bucs and megatron is still better than mike "more drops than a rain-covered window"
if the seahawks game doesn't get refballed and they fire lombardi sooner the lions could have won 10 games this year
>>64762097
The one good moment in Jets history.
>>64762099
>please, outline for me all the "talent" on the 49ers right now
Ditto Eagles.
>>64761368
>they were extra shit at that point in the season
The Chiefs took Peyton out of that game and they'll do it again.Fear the D
>>64762099
I could list all the talent on the 49ers, but I'm thinking it would be lost on someone who seriously thinks that Stafford is a good quarterback and that Megatron will be on the Lions next year. You clearly don't know wtf you're talking about.
>>64761968
Stay mad at the Vikes fuccboi. I'm not even hearing your pussy shit the rest of the season.
>>64762103
>forgetting the sack exchange
>>64762128
Second good moment.
What's the best case scenario in terms of head coach for my Tits?
>>64761834
>somehow
>>64762141
Chip Kelly.
>>64762141
Lovie Smith. Or Josh McDaniels.
>>64762141
Sticking with Mularkey
>>64762141
Chip Kelly is the best case scenario. Reuiniting him with Memeiota would be the shit. Just keep that 1st overall pick the fuck away from him and you are good.
>>64762141
>>64762158
Fucking savage
>>64762057
No worries m8.
Lurie > The Yorks. No ifs, ands, or buts.
I want my job security to be decided by performance, not the Yorks.
>>64762106
avoiding the question, nice
the eagles have fletcher cox, bennie logan, vinny curry, brandon graham, connor barwin, malcolm jenkins, walter thurmond, ryan mathews, jordan matthews, darren sproles, jason kelce, and lane johnson
but hey, i'm sure the 49ers have a lot of really good players right now too, they went to the super bowl a couple years ago, right?
>>64762115
67.2 completion%
4262 yards, 7.2 ypa
32 touchdowns, 13 interceptions
97.0 passer rating
can you name the quarterback?
also golden tate is still better than mike evans
>>64762057
Eagles have a lot of untapped talent and some many good players last year that were sent to or and playing with injuries that they didn't tell coaching staff
Not to mention how well they did despite meme offensive and defensive playcalling
>rookie on Megatron all game
>>64761183
Bradford is too high
he should be in the 27-32 range
he did a good bit of stat padding late in blowout games against prevent defenses
>>64762123
>mad at the vikes for doing literally nothing noteworthy in the entire existence of the NFL
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>>64762177
L M A O
>>64762185
The Yorks are fucking awful, but if you watch Jed Yorks end of the year press conference he took full responsibility for the fuckup that was Tomsula. That's pretty impressive. Usually owners blame the coaches/GM. He blamed himself for letting that shit happen.
He still fired Harbaugh so FUCK HIM but he isn't the worst owner in the NFL. Probably top 5 worst tho.
>>64762187
>avoiding the question, nice
Considering the question wasn't asked of me, I don't think my responding to it at all could be considered avoiding it.
>bunch of nobodies
I could list off who the 49ers have on their roster but I know they're also a bunch of nobodies.
I guess you have Sproles but it's not 5 years ago so again, nobody.
>people ITT actually think Brady wasn't the best QB this season
>top 3 passing yards
>most passing TDs
>top 5 rushing TDs
>every QB who threw for 4100 yards or more had at LEAST 11 TDs
>Brady had 7 passing for 4700+ yards
>36:7
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? Why are you so damn salty?
>>64761680
agree
we owl now
>>64762185
>I want my job security to be decided by performance, not the Yorks.
But Chip Kelly's performance was never a factor. He only got fired because he wanted to move the Christmas party.
That's pretty York-tier if you ask me.
>>64762200
The 49ers have a ton of depth and a lot of talent, especially on the defensive side of the ball, but it's hard to tell when you have Tomsula/Mangini/Geep running the show. I liken it to when Singletary had basically the same group of players that Harbaugh did, but Harbaugh took the team to the NFC Championship Game his first year. Coaching helps a fuckload.
>>64762242
>bunch of nobodies
dude if you had said you were just shitposting from the get-go it would have made it a lot easier on me
next time just tell me that, ok?
>your actual face when this is EXACTLY how the jags draft goes and we return to our rightful place atop the AFC South
>two black QBs are performing well
W-what bizzarro world is this?
>Team
>record prediction for next season
>possible offseason moves
Ravens
11-5, 9-7 at worst
Dean Pees gets fired, cut that fake torrey smith Marlon Brown nigga
>>64762208
How brutally autistic of you to type all of that phoned in laughter. We're better than you this season. The years before toys one have no bearing on this season. Our let me guess, you're going to say the better team didn't win the division?
>>64762185
The fact that Lurie has Howie anywhere near the football side of things again proves he's a fucking idiot who got lucky with Andy.
The eagles are in for dark times with Roseman picking the coach and the players going forward.
>>64762288
Considering this is only your second response to me, this pretty much is the get go.
I'm not the guy you originally asked to name the talent on the 49ers.
Every team in the NFL has marginal and mismanaged talents that could benefit from the right coaching. Every team.
What big names are there on the Eagles roster? Fucking nobody.
>>64762310
>>64762310
Na m8 probably gonna be another rough season for us unless we absolutely kill it in the draft
I'd say 7-9 at worst if Flacco stays healthy and 11-5 if everything goes right + we pick up Eric Weddle
>>64761253
>disregarding Stafford because of Megatron
>implying Ryan isn't a Julio babby
>>64762273
>only because the Christmas party,
>performance was never a factor
Lol
First 1.5 years: 16-8
Last 1.5 years: 11-13
He got saved by special teams in a handful of games and had been awful against good teams. His players weren't prepared for season openers, home openers, or big games. He didn't contribute enough leadership, forcing ownership to do so instead. He never adapted his coaching style, leaving his defense to play the equivalent of an extra 3 games each year (based on snap per game compared to league average). His offenses also stalled early and were becoming very predictable to opposing teams.
>>64762386
>>>>>this level of imblication
someone hasnt been following the NFL since 2008 lel
>>64761183
>Matt Ryan not top 10
welp this is bullshit
>>64762299
>drafting derrick henry
why?
you already have an alabama running back and he's doing fine
draft some coverage linebackers
>>64762341
>What big names are there on the Eagles roster? Fucking nobody.
protip: just because you're pretending that they don't exist doesn't make them not exist
fletcher cox was second team all-pro this year
malcolm jenkins and walter thurmond were a top safety duo in the league
jordan matthews outperfomed every receiver on the 49ers by a wide margin
ryan mathews hit 1000 yards
if you're seriously telling me that the 49ers would do better than the eagles given the exact same level of coaching, i can only assume that you're baiting me, sorry
neither team had "good" coaching last year, yet the eagles outperfomed the 49ers
can you explain that?
>>64762373
Not sure how I feel about an Eric Weddle signing, doesnt sound too bad to be honest family
100% of my being knows the ravens are going to have a winning season next year
>>64762397
I'm not saying the team's performance didn't slip, just that it had nothing to do with Chip getting fired and it's a convenience mask for Lurie who actually fired him because of the Christmas party bullshit.
Chip Kelly fucked that team up and deserved to get fired. But if that's all he did he'd still have his job.
He lost his job solely because he upset Lurie with that Christmas party bullshit.
And that's why it's York-tier.
Yes Kirk, I really, really like that.
>>64762421
>can you explain that?
Well, you're equating Chip Kelly with Jim Tomsula.
>>64762421
>T.J. doing fine
Hes a 3rd down back, we need an every down back that isnt named Shoelace. plus he would be the best available at the time in a role that we need polished
>>64762326
>We're better than you this season
>we're
what position do you play?
anyways if the mark of better is who has a better shot at the owl than the packers are still better because the vikings will NEVER WIN THE SUPER BOWL
packers may be chokers but they will never be as big of a fraud contender as you pansy ass faggots
>The years before toys one have no bearing on this season
>implying choking isnt woven into the very fabric of viking DNA
enjoy never experiencing the thrill of your local team winning the super bowl
>>64762299
yes dude yes
>>64762417
Marr Ryan went 21:16. Sure he had a lot of passing yards which is why he's top 20 but that's not a good ratio
>>64762475
>jaelen ramsey trips and tears his acl as he walks across the stage to shake Goodells hand.
Why would you wish that upon him?
Cam Newton's teammate nicknames!
C Ryan Kalil -- “The Dictator"
LG Andrew Norwell -- “The Yeller"
RG Trai Turner -- “The Finisher"
RT Mike Remmers -- “The Panicker"
LT Michael Oher -- “The Grandfather ... He’s the Scrooge. He doesn’t want nobody to play around, no matter what the score is."
FB Mike Tolbert -- “The Jolly One ... He’s the one that may say a corny joke every now and then. He has like a 20 to 30 percent chance of making people laugh. It’s just the thought that counts."
TE Greg Olsen -- “The Overseer ... He listens to the play, like, ‘No, no, no, no, that’s not right. It can’t be even. It has to be odd. I can’t zoom. I can’t motion that way because if I ... no, no, no Cam, that’s not right.'"
QB Newton -- “I’m Wrong ... half the time when I’m saying a play, I’m wrong and those guys, they fix it. It’s like my auto correct. You know when you’re on word document. They’re the red lining."
WR Devin Funchess -- “No Clue ... Fun has no clue what’s going on half the time."
WR Philly Brown -- “He’s Cool."
WR Ted Ginn Jr. -- “Always exhausted"
WR Jerricho Cotchery -- “The Meditator ... The Jerricho you see scoring a touchdown is going to be the same Jerricho you see pregame."
>>64762468
Don't bring previous year's records into this season ho. And about not winning the owl? We'll see. I'm done with you and your faggy weeaboo ditchpig ass, you're dismissed.
>>64762421
meant to say that mathews and murray combined hit 1000, my bad
>>64762425
>solely
wrong
>>64762443
coaching isn't the biggest factor in team perfomance, talent is
mike mccarthy is fucking awful yet the packers made the playoffs again this year and have been doing so for a while now, because they're a very talented team
since neither chip kelly or jim tomsula are belichick-level, you have to assume there's a deficiency in talent on a team that goes 5-11
yes, there is talent on the 49ers, and poor coaching made them look worse
no, they're not more talented than the eagles
>>64762453
i just don't think RB should be your priority in the second round considering how terrible your secondary and pass defense was
>>64762421
>neither team had "good" coaching last year, yet the eagles outperfomed the 49ers
You are comparing Jim Tomsula, who will only ever work in the NFL as a DLine coach, ever again with Chip Kelly, who had two winning seasons and will be hired as a HC again this year.
You could have just told me you were a fucking retard the whole time and I could have saved myself some time talking to you
>>64762547
when the draft is this deep with secondary players, why not go for the heisman winning, soon to be national championship winning, workhorse RB? we need to complete our offense otherwise teams will just cover 6 us the whole damn time
>>64762547
>coaching isn't the biggest factor in team perfomance, talent is
Okay, Al Davis. You know that belief is what made him run the Raiders into the ground in his twilight years, right? Chasing talent and not valuing coaches.
And as a 49ers fan, I have to point to Singletary-Harbaugh-Tomsula.
Yeah, coaching doesn't matter.
Pretty weird how your fanbase immediately flips to "coaches don't matter" after predicting success based solely on having Chip Kelly as your coach even when he was dismantling the team.
>>64762404
>average of 6 games won the last 3 years
>franchise quarterback
Lol Ryan literally choked the season away with his play in the second half of the season. Its sad that the falcons are stuck with him and another few years of mediocrity
>>64761156
GOD DAMMIT NO
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE TO INGLEWOOD WITH THE RAIDERS
THAT WAY THERE'LL BE A REALIGNMENT AND THE SEAHAWKS GET MOVED BACK TO THE AFC
>>64762622
I posted that prematurely. The person who reported it recanted their remark.
>>64762622
>THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE TO INGLEWOOD WITH THE RAIDERS
That was never an option.
3 teams aren't going to use the Inglewood stadium and the Rams aren't going to build it to not play in it.
>>64762565
great, are we done here? the 49ers are magically more talented than the eagles, and with chip kelly next year they'll go 10-6 w/ all that talent
i don't really have time for arguments like this
>>64762604
>my point of "coaching is less important than talent" becomes "COACHING DOESN'T MATTER LOL"
it's magic!
harbaugh was a much better coach than tomsula, obviously, and better than singletary too
but do you really think the only reason the 49ers were bad last year was tomsula? you think that currently the talent is there for them to go 8-8, or above .500? do you think the current 49ers team has more talent than the current eagles team, and with the same level of coaching on both teams they would have a better record?
i'm honestly asking here, because i don't think you can seriously believe this, i think you're just arguing with me because i compared tomsula and kelly at some point and you have to let me know how much you suffered
>tfw Matt Ryan is the worst QB in the division
>>64762617
>wins show how good a QB is
lol let me guess, Philip Rivers is a shit QB too because he didnt make it to the playoffs amirite?
>>64762425
Lurie determined he'd fire Chip for his weak leadership abilities weeks before Christmas.
>Lurie gives the motivational speech before the Pats game, which was a must win.
>Lurie makes the 53 Angry Men shirts the next week for the Bills game
He let Chip take over as a final test for the Redskins game. Team was flat and failed.
>>64762453
>Yeldon
>3rd down back
Uhh Yeldon has probably the greatest vision of any running back I've seen in awhile, and this is a huge reason why PFF keeps sucking his cock despite his stats (naming him an "alternate" to their Pro Bowl roster), because they see the same thing everyone else watching him sees: a guy who is almost machine-like at finding the hole if there is one
He's a less powerful, shiftier Leveon Bell so he's not going to move piles. He needs a better line to run behind. He's not going to do it all himself but he's definitely a capable.
>>64762690
He's the Carmelo Anthony of football. Had some early success and everyone knows he's good but you also know you can't count on him in the clutch and that he'll never win anything. Not an award, not a championship, nothing.
>>64762696
No, he's a shit QB because ever since the team sent the real star Tomlinson packing he can barely ever get to the playoffs.
>>64762684
You keep moving the goalposts, but yes, in your fantasy scenario, I believe that if the 49ers and the Eagles had the exact same coach, and played in alternate timelines where they played the exact same teams at the exact same times for a full season, the teams would preform basically the same.
For a team with only 3 pro bowlers and 1 2nd team all pro member you sure are fighting super fucking hard about how "talented" they are.
>>64762684
Tomsula makes the 9ers perform below their talent level
Kelly makes the Eagles perform above their talent level
Theyre about equal in my eyes, I mean the 9ers were only what, 2 wins worse off despite starting Blaine Gabbert half the season?
>tfw you will never get kicked out of a hotel because you were making too much noise since the hooker shoved the toy bigger than you expected up your ass
>you will never be a bitch about a $5 difference in price 20 minutes before that either.
Well...that's the most interesting thing to happen on one of my shifts in a long time.
>>64762544
>Don't bring up the fact that 5 years ago a 10-5 wild card packer team led by Rodgers on an otherwise down year made a strong rebound won the superbowl
its a long shot but still more likely than 0(Z E R O*)
*like the number of rings the vikings own :^)
>>64762705
That's some pretty hard revisionist history if you are who I think you are.
I mean, that sounds likely enough and is probably factual but I wasn't hearing you saying that at the time.
And if you are who I think you are, I demand an apology for all that shit you spewed last offseason.
>>64761110
GB: Rodgers looks to "let it fly" against Redskins
So under 200 yards guaranteed. Gotcha.
>>64762604
the head coach isn't nearly as important as people think when it comes to calling plays. Coaching in terms of teaching is extremely important but not in terms of play calling. Any QB worth a damn calls their own plays and audibles. The Head Coach gives a suggestion but if the QB is any good he'll change up the play and do what he wants. The elite QBs in the league call their own plays. You aren't that good if you rely on your coach calling the plays every play.
>>64762771
Nobody was talking about calling plays.
We were talking about coaches in the totality of what their responsibilities are.
Tomsula never called plays and neither did Harbaugh.
Singletary called plays for the offense and that's one of the things that made him a bad coach.
>>64762721
Yeldon is fucking SHIT
>700 rushing yards
>2 rushing TDs
>200 receiving yards
>1 TD
He can't score for shit.
Worst trades all-time. go!
>>64762757
Watch your tone when speaking about the 2015 NFC North Champions.
Packers are done, Vikings are on the rise.
>>64762840
Walker, herschel
>>64762758
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. As a fan, I'm only privy to the information provided since I'm not in the locker room and meetings to confirm. I'm not apologizing for any alternating accounts because I'm not the one making contradictory information. If there's a year difference...well people, things, and information changes. If I was having a conversation last offseason an now we've all learned new information on the topic, it's not my responsibility to see the read minds and see the future.
I don't even recall anything that I've specifically contradicting anyway.
Plus, how can someone even be revisionist about the history of 3 or 4 weeks ago?
>>64762824
Nigga got like 3 carries in his entire life on the goal line bro. That wasn't even his fault
Nigga averaged 4.1 YPC and had over 1,000 yards from scrimmage behind an offensive line that gave up the most sacks in the entire league for the second year in a row.
Like I said, there's a reason why even though his stats aren't fantastic that PFF is still sucking his cock and it's because he went as far as his line could take him. He's not AP or Gurley or any other freak backs but he's a good running back, and will top 1,000 yards multiple times before his career is up if the Jags just give him a line
>>64762840
Brett Favre for the Packers 1992 1st rd pick
>>64762840
The RG3 trade
Pretty much any trade that gave the Browns two first rounders because they proceeded to miss on every
single
one
Watching the news 30 for 30. How in the holy fuck does the Bills make it to the Superbowl 4 times. FOUR TIMES. And lose 4 times in a row.
>>64762875
if he was efficient on goal line carries they would have given him goal line carries. Obviously he didn't have success in that situation so why would they let him try?
>>64762858
>it's not my responsibility to see the read minds and see the future.
About as eloquent as could be expected.
You could not act like a deluded jackass about how successful the Eagles are going to be when all the warning signs are around you.
But that's not what you did.
And you flipped your story pretty far once your man got fired.
That's what I'm asking for an apology for. You behaving like a jackass about how good the Eagles were going to be and how we were stupid not to see the genius of Chip Kelly.
But now your stance is that he's shit and was always shit.
>>64762739
alright, let's do a little comparison
QB: Eagles, it's Blaine Gabbert
RB: Eagles, but if you want to argue that Hyde is more talented than Murray/Mathews/Sproles it's whatever i guess
WR: Both bad, but still Eagles with the 49ers shit corps
OL: There's more talent on the Eagles line
DL: Eagles
LB: Don't want to argue about this for 10 posts, so i'll say 49ers
CB: they're really both not good
S: Eagles
feel free to debate all of these without actuallt saying anything other than "really? you believe those nobodies are better?"
also uh, how many pro bowlers and all-pros did san fran have this year? is it....less, by any chance? not that the pro bowl actually matters, of course
>>64762885
>falcons used that pick to draft tony smith
>tony smith
>>64762840
Trent Richardson, although considering he was essentially traded for Manziel, meh
>>64762914
The curse of Buffalo sports. Get to the big stage, and have it hurt you bad.
>>64762840
I don't have a worst-of-all-time but Golden Tate leaving Seattle upset me at the time.
>>64762875
also the jags had the best WR duo in the league with Hurns and Robinson along with a top 10 QB this season in Bortles. They passed. A lot.
>>64762840
1999 Redskins trade Ricky Williams for the Saints entire draft
>>64762848
>vikings on the rise
>he says this while teddy bridgewater is their starting QB
Is Tyler Lockett elite?
>>64762885
What would the falcons have done with him anyway
>>64762939
>WR: Both bad, but still Eagles with the 49ers shit corps
Anquan Boldin and Torrey Smith are better than whatever racist the Eagles have playing at WR.
>>64762948
2nd best WR duo
The Jets had the best with Marshall and Decker.
>>64762966
The very definition of in the rise implies becoming better than they previously played. They did better this year than last so they are on the rise.
>>64762929
>Obviously he didn't have success in that situation so why would they let him try?
That's not true though. He had one goal line carry in the preseason that I can remember and he fucking scored.
The Jaguars desperately wanted to get Toby Gerhart involved for some reason and he was eating Yeldon's carries on the goal line
It was a text book example of a GM meddling with the game plan in order to squeeze production out of a failed free agent signing.
Stop throwing shit at the wall hoping it sticks, please.
>>64762973
>600 yards
>6 TDs
yeah no. That's average at best.
>>64762995
It's not that the vikings got better, it's that everyone else got worse.
>>64762966
Just one piece of the puzzle, I have a lot of confidence in Zimmer.
Meanwhile the Packers lost every single home division game this season.
NAME THE QUARTERBACK
>35 tds
>14 Ints
>4,436 yards
>63% completion
>7.2 Y/A
>93.6 QB rating
>>64762984
Wouldn't you give a nod to Hurns and Robinson?
>>64763003
For a rookie on a run first team? Damn son.
>>64762875
>You can even see Joeckel in that gif completely missing his assignment and going off in the opposite direction to block air while Yeldon gets gang tackled
>>64762914
Biggest choke artist
>>64763007
So every team they played this year got worse from last season? Okay.
>>64763023
Poor poor Jasgbro.
>>64762977
Nothing he was 3rd string when he was traded. Glanvile hated him and Brett was pretty much Manziel while in Atlanta, so if he stayed he would have got a shot eventually because of shit QB play and injury, but it would have been too late and he would be OOF after his rookie contract ended.
>>64763010
Cum Jewton
>>64763036
Nope.
>>64762997
That's fucking bullshit because Toby Gerhart didn't do shit on the goal line either. He doesn't have a single TD this season so he wasn't a better choice. If Yeldon was efficient in the red zone he would have been used in the red zone. He benefited from being the only decent RB on that team. That's why he got so many carries.
>>64763010
bortles or eli?
>>64763008
>AD will be one year older
>>64762982
>anquan boldin and torrey smith are better than jordan matthews
shit dude, if you actually haven't watched the eagles play ever why would you get into an argument about them?
both those washed up guys combined had the same number of TDs as matthews, and no one on the naners came close to his yardage
i also forgot to mention TE, but hey i'm sure vance mcdonald would have definitely swung the balance towards you guys :)
>>64763010
eli?
Difference between packers fans and vikings fans
>>64763010
Rivers
>>64763015
It's close so there is a lot of room for argument. Hurns and Robinson had the yards but Decker and Marshall had the TDs and I value TDs higher than yards.
>>64763029
Some truth in that tbqh. Not that anon but the league has dropped in productivity due to so many injuries. I think this season has the most injuries ever.
>>64763054
Replace the image on the right with a somalian and you'd be accurate.
>>64763053
>>64763046
Correct, Eli
NAME THE QB
>31 TDs
>8 INTs
>60% completion
>3,821 yards
>6.6 Y/A
>92,7 QB Rating
>>64763086
somalians dont watch football
>>64763054
What's the difference when they both suck cock?
>>64763019
yes.
>>64763088
rodgers ;-;
>>64763088
rahdgers
How can one team be so based?
>>64763102
>>64763104
Correct
>21 TDs
>16 INTs
>4,591 yards
>66 completion
>7,5 Y/A
>89 QB rating
>>64763054
packers fans aren't faggots who wear makeup.
I'm a Broncos fan but if Peyton throws 3 picks and we lose I won't even be mad. I'm over Peyton. Brock is the future
>>64763126
matt "elite" ryan
>>64763044
>That's fucking bullshit because Toby Gerhart didn't do shit on the goal line either. He doesn't have a single TD this season so he wasn't a better choice.
No fucking shit, why do you think Jags fans fucking hate Gerhart you retard? NO ONE wanted to see him in the game AT ALL, even at the beginning of the season.
Gerhart got 4 straight carries on the one yard line against Buffalo and still couldn't punch it in and it almost lost us the game, while Yeldon sat on the bench
Why are you trying to argue about something you don't have a clue about? You're trying to use the coaching staff's logic as the reason for why Yeldon didn't get carries on the goal line when everyone agrees they were fucking wrong for not giving them to him.
It's not because he can't punch it in, it's because the Jaguars didn't give him carries on the goal line. That's fucking it.
>>64763128
k
>>64763091
I'm probably the only one. The rest are too busy with basketball and soccer.
>>64763114
Oldman Joseph is pretty cool
Kevin Johnson too
>>64763126
Matt "end zone turnover" ryan
>>64763070
Hurns/Robinson also had 45 less catches between them. I think it's impressive that they even come close when you take that into account
>>64763135
>>64763156
Right
>31 TDs
>15 Ints
>59%
>3,905 yards
>6.9 y/a
>>64761110
>They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they?
>>64763070
Both duos are great. That's that
>>64763054
I met Syd Davy at the hall of fame game this year. He was drunk. That's it.
>>64763160
>Brandon Marshall
1502 recieving yards
14 TDs
>Eric Decker
1027 receiving yards
12 TDs
>Allen Robinson
1400 receiving yards
14 TDs
>Allen Hurns
1031 receiving yards
10 TDs
what do you guys think? Which team had the better WR duo?
>>64763182
shit, i don't actually know
carr? winston?
>>64763238
Neither
>>64763182
Fitzpatrick
>>64763234
Marsh/Deck lit it up tbqhwyf
>>64763234
what's the argument for the allen brothers here? they're losing in yards, TDs, and receptions
they may end up being more talented, but this year the jets were better
>>64763242
gonna go with>>64763259 and say fitz then
>26 of those 31 TDs were to marshall/decker
