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As soon as the show starts and she walks on the stage, there will be a thunderous applause, maybe some tears, then the rest of the show will be an absolute trainwreck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5hDMQ61UDI
Looks like Holly will fight someone else before Ronda
Why are you guys talking about this SNL thing, won't it just be another everyone wanks over Rousey?
Previous thread >>64733045
![x-47442d15-24ba-426d-ab3e-9b51ef5ed344[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iX9YWsi.jpg "x-47442d15-24ba-426d-ab3e-9b51ef5ed344[1].jpg")
5th for baruto
fanzants?
![720f2cc0f103be113ffdfe4cf634b7b3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EJyKOE4.jpg "720f2cc0f103be113ffdfe4cf634b7b3[1].jpg")
>Implying you wouldn't eat Ronda's asshole while she's being knocked out so you can feel her sphincter tense around your tongue
Faggots
Very nice OP
Appedciate the effort put into it
>>64741693
Can an unfunny bad actor successfully host SNL? I basically never watch it.
>>64741739
Thats what the entire show is comprised of
Is McGoobs a meme or the real deal?
>>64741739
Well she is a joke
Phil Kwabina Davis is 31 years old and has been competing in professional cagefights since 2008. Last September, he won the Bellator LHW Grand Prix by way of two emphatic first round stoppage victories.
What lies ahead for the man?
Will he be invited to take part in the Rizin Fighting Federation?
>>64741689
Hi slow poke
>>64741771
He still needs to beat _________
>>64741779
Hey what's up?
>>64741781
Frankie
>>64741654
I have always wondered the kind of people that take the time to create content like in OPs picture, seriously, good for you guys.
this blab shit is a joke
another startup bites the dust
>>64741778
phil vs fedor would be a good fight
>>64741706
>tell me again about how Akebono's neck skin burst open
>>64741654
nice OP pic
everything else is virtually
identical
You now remember Fedor never joined UFC due to drug testing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f1EPOFa0iM
>>64741735
Nice doctored photo senpai
this is what she really looks like
>>64741869
How much did Fedor earn in his Affliction tenure? I remember hearing back when that Arlovski got a pretty fat payday for his appearance.
>>64741897
JUST
>>64741897
>>64741735
>The white paint really brings the goosebumps out on the left buttcheek
>>64741881
>More people are hyped for DC vs Jones 2 than Gus vs Jones 2
I thought gus vs Jones was the fight of the decade
>>64741946
Gus will get rekt in the rematch
>>64741897
>I was once the most dominant athlete ya know
>>64741735
How does anyone find this picture hot? Her butt is a literal iron board.
>>64741735
you do realize they photoshop the shit out of these photos to make her look amazing
>still would tho
>>64741954
>>64741992
>photoshop
That picture was leaked by the photographer before Rousey was even announced as taking part in it, I doubt it's photoshopped
>>64742011
>leaked
you mean publicity stunt
>>64742011
Haahahaahahhaahhaahhaah
TMZ treating you well lad
>>64741781
cocaine addiction
>>64742011
>leaked
>>64742088
McGoat does not do cocaine
When Holly Holm loses to Miesha Tate. Will Dana be happy that Ronda can easily be champ again, or will he be sad that the Holm rematch won't have as much hype.
Why did it take so fucking long for an mma fighter to reach wrastlin' level banter?
>>64742177
Because it's a Sport, not Sport Entertainment. It's all about the best fighter you goof
>>64742177
king of manlets.jpg
>>64742177
because there hasnt been any relevant british/irish/aussie fighter.
Everyone knows they bring the best bants
>>64742166
>When Holly Holm loses to Miesha Tate.
lol
>>64742009
imagine if Gus had long hair
wouldn't that be hot?
Have the people saying Miesha will beat holly ever seen Miesha fight?
>>64742262
Fighting and training with long har is a bitch
>>64741771
>put the fight game in the bag and step away from the vehicle
fucking goat, you guy's wish you had someone like him
>>64742286
I don't think they have.
>>64742177
he's
>the duke
now
>>64742300
shit gets in the way at practice
Guys, I must admit that I feel threatened. It seems like there's another estonian shitposting on /heem/ so it might get confusing for everybody. I demand an IP ban for the other dude, the one who wrote "Mighty Mouse" as the last post of the previous thread.
>>64742361
>estonia
>relevant
Will Aldo beat Frankie for the vacated FW title?
Will Dana make McGoober face this guy? Or does the goof need to get a dog
>>64742361
It's just a proxy fag using your flag to avoid a ban
>>64742361
it'll be fine, you flag will mean nothing is all. like canada, america etc. i think there is up to 3 germans. believe it or not
>>64742390
>mcgregor's being protected from frankie because he has great takedowns, gnp and gas tank
good thing he's fighting RDA then.
>>64742371
> Implying Baruto wouldn't suffocate your boy Stipe from every top position in the book.
>>64742430
Frankie is a better wrestler than RDA, he took down guys bigger than him no problem at all
I took Fronkie lightly too many times, thought he was going to lose the BJ fights, the Maynard rematch, and Benson. The guy is the real life Rocky, the perpetual underdog.
Anyone not respect Connor at all because he's been a featherweight up to now?
>>64742446
you're talking to edgar's no 1 fan, he's a nightmare for mcgregor, but the "mcgregor's been protected/he'll meet his match THIS time" meme is getting stale
Is she hotter than prime Brittney?
>>64742423
DNBs
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10732602/joseph-benavidez-vs-zach-makovsky-set-for-ufc-196
>>64742486
yes. Also please don't post any more pictures of her, she's a pure beauty that doesn't need to be seen by the vile eyes of those visiting 4chan. Thanks.
>>64742475
I'm not his biggest fan, but he does get underestimated a lot, how can you not root for the underdog, Mick.
He even started finishing people lately, after he got nearly KOed in the Gray and Benson fights. Instead of becoming 200% more safe than he was, he didn't care and started knocking motherfuckers out.
It does suck how he has those razor close fights though, he made the 155 division a mess with all those rematches
>>64742514
shut up
>>64742486
she's literally a human vegetable. Each time I glance at her during weigh-ins, she seems to have no idea where she is and why.
>>64742475
Dunno man. I feel like Chad's first round against Conner said a lot. And Frankie has infinite cardio.
I think the matchup will be as much of a nightmare for the UFC as Mcgregor though. Nobody wants to see the banter king get wrestlefucked for 5 rounds.
https://youtu.be/W8Sd6U0yutM
>>64742527
Please don't bully me.
>>64742361
Is this the "Baruto effect" in action? Does Estonia shut down when Baruto fights?
>>64742486
> hotter
no
> more qt
maybe
>>64742555
Take it easy, guys. You're talking about someone's daughter.
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10732678/ufc-champion-luke-rockhold-rematch-chris-weidman-next-fight-mma-news
ENOUGH.
>>64741654
2
inch
reach
ad
vantage
>>64742441
Y-you could put in a good word for me, right? I don't want to get crushed to death beneath all those sweaty fat rolls
>>64742570
>Yoel Romero, he had his opportunity to go show up and earn a title shot and I think he underperformed. I want a guy the fans are going to demand and want. Unfortunately he couldn't fight the second and the third round. This is about selling a fight and making money and it's business. As much as I want to go out and fight whoever, this is a long training camp, it's a championship training camp and I want to do it for the right fight, the right paycheck and the right time.
>The city of Luke Cuckold
>>64742570
Why Chris got fucking rekt
>>64742514
>Also please don't post any more pictures of her
ok, just webms then
>>64742570
Is Luke Rockhold an asshole?
>recently said he thinks Yoel doesn't deserve a title shot
>said he doesn't want to fight on 199 cause 200 will overshadow it
>now says he want to rematch Chris
The guy just became a champ and he's already trying to run the show. No more rematches, have mercy.
>>64742600
He took the brunt of it from trying that meme kick though
>>64742570
>Hey guys, know how we have this former champ and new champ, two of the better draws in the division?
>yeah
>They should fight each other again so we can have one fight we've already seen instead of two new interesting fights.
UFC Bizness 101
>>64742552
Nobody cared for Baruto's fight much. People were very negative towards it. Estonians as a nation find MMA to be too barbaric to be considered a sport. I'd say about 80% predicted his loss.
>>64742605
l-lewd
>>64742570
No way they go through with that. The writing's on the wall, it's Weidman/Jacare and Rockhold/Romero, with wildcard Bisping getting a shot if he takes Silva to the nether realm without a shirt to go home on
>>64742605
It's just a prank gone sexual
>>64742569
post your daughter
>>64742570
STILL MY BOY
>>64742542
little know fact about that camp; conor had 2 stem cell treatments in the run up to it, his knee is never going to 100% again.
>>64742570
Chris needs a win to prove he can do a good weight cut and keep his position pressure style
who /colin mcgregor/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNF8ergstSk
Do we know who is going to be commentating the Dillashaw vs Cruz card yet? I'd hope for the meme dream team of Rogan/Goldie, but realistically I'll be happy with anyone that isn't Jon Anik
Ronda is gonna retire this year, cap this post
>Holly immediate rematch that the UFC badly wants is at least postponed
>she's already doing photoshoots again
>has to be in multiple movies already
>she also left judo after she lost some matches
>>64742570
>Everyone gets a rematch
>Except if your name is Aldo lol faggot
>>64742646
It's going to be Rogan/Goldie
>>64742638
It hasn't been 100% in years.
>>64742633
That reminds me of a question I had in my dreams last night.
Hey /heem/, which fighters are /still your boy/? The ones who have slipped from their high throne, been derided by the masses, but you still love them the way a dad loves his youngest boy.
For me, it's
>Anderson Silva
>Aldo
>Kikuno
>Gomi
>yfw The Chris throws ANOTHER memekick
>>64742570
>Poll at the bottom
>Who should be Luke's first title defense
>CM Punk unironically has around 250 votes
It's all just a prank bros, right?
I've got Weidman in the rematch tbqh.
>>64742659
Worst knees in the game even?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10733622/frank-mir-vs-mark-hunt-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-brisbane
Spicy banger?
>>64742662
>pic
also Pat Barry
Would say Forrest but most people love him anyways
>>64742690
Mir gets heem'd inside of 20 seconds
>>64742690
>heavyweight
>spicy banger
lmao
>>64742673
/StillontheTeam/
>>64742690
If the Mir that fought Duffee shows up, then we're gonna see some serious pepperoni
>>64742662
Todd Duffee. Been my boy since he got goofed on by Russow
>>64742569
i'll make you my daughter in a second you little fucking bitch boy. I fucking wish you would get in my gaurd you i could crush your small girlish neck you liddle twerp
>>64742670
The Chris is a such a doofus he just might
>haha this time he DEFINITELY won't expect it!
>mighty mouse LITERALLY streaming RIGHT NOW
twitch/mightymouseufc125
>>64742673
I don't like Weidman but I got him on the rematch too. Luke was looking worse and worse in that fight until the memekick, in fact they both weren't their best. Luke's coach said Weidman wasn't very fresh coming into the fight, so it kinda balanced things with Luke's staph infection. We couldn't really see what they both had.
>>64742763
he should stream his suicide, then I'll watch
>>64742795
>not liking DJ
jesus brazil sliding into mma irrelevance has made you bitter
>>64742770
All true but immediate rematches are fucking cancer
>>64742795
that is very edgy.
NO TOUCH
>>64742808
I just don't like DJ "fans who don't like me are dumb" Johnson.
Can't like a guy who shits on people who pay his bills desu senpai
>>64742770
Also, before and even after the fight all of Luke's coaches and teammates said he looked sharp as ever in the sparring leading up the fight, but then he is suddenly hugely affected by the staph during the fight. I think no IV affected him a lot more than he wants to admit and is blaming it all on the antibiotics (although I'm sure they played a role as well). I believe he was one of the most vocal critics of the IV bans when it was announced.
>>64742770
Okay so if the rematch becomes a reality, how do you see it going down? I think they're very well matched and it would be a gritty battle right to the 5th round bell, barring any huge mistakes made by either party. One significant difference I feel though is that Rockhold has a lot more defensive savvy on the bottom whereas Chris doesn't seem to have that going for him.
>>64742832
>that Rogan giggle of excitement when they don't touch gloves
>>64742655
I believe you, but do you have a source for that? Seems like a lot of the Fox/FS1 cards are handled by the B-team of announcers
>>64742855
The Boston card is special. Rogan and Goldie did the same card last year when it was McGregor vs siver in Boston. This isn't a regular fs1 card. They are doing a special on Fox for it on Saturday. It is being promoted like a ppv or UFC on fox card.
>>64742839
Coaches and teammates will always say the fighter is looking sharp, the only time I ever seen otherwise was when Holm's own teammates were picking Ronda over her. That's just stupid.
>>64742841
I don't know how it would go down, but I think Chris was winning that fight, maybe not on the scorecards but a finish was coming or he would win rounds 4 and 5.
Chris is probably going to take Rockhold's striking more seriously now and try and wrestlefuck him.
>You know remember the Henderson vs Boetsch fight night
Just rewatched the event on fight pass, definately one of the most underrated cards from last year
>>64742891
I mean, Javier Mendez was specifically asked afterwards if he noticed Luke being affected his his staph in the lead up to the fight and he said he looked strong as ever in training but then he looked slower in the fight. If Luke had a hard camp there wouldn't be a reason to hide it afree the fact.
>>64741708
in
Why has the MGM Grand been used for 194, 195 and 196?
>>64742922
Cain's team said he looked absolutely 100% and we all saw how he gassed the fuck out. It's a mind game, no one wants to admit a fighter is weak before the fight.
![Paige-VanZant[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XfOb3lk.jpg "Paige-VanZant[1].jpg")
>>64742926
lol
>>64742947
He said this after the fight.
Why is Mitrione +140 against Browne?
Shouldn't he be like +250?
>>64742981
it's the Edmond-factor.
>>64742981
Because they should stand and bang and Mitrione can test his chin
>>64742981
>
>>64742981
Cause HW fights are a coin toss
>>64742964
Oh I get it, sorry. I don't know, maybe Mendez was just retarded. Anyway, who else is /joannap4pbestchampion/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
Will Roy Nelson ever fight again?
Whose left for him to fight
>>64743006
Here
https://youtu.be/YkCzu-NRfMI
>>64742981
Mitrione has good stand up
He jsut does retarded shit all the time and loses
>>64743018
Rosholt
>>64742915
>that moment when Proctor sat back on the guillotine-type choke and Edwards went limp with his arms down by his side
>shawn jordan's lead leg hook kick memery
>rivera making bruce leeroy's afro dance
>birchak ruining our picks by destroying soto instantly
>ortega's foty-tier war with tavares
>the idiocy of mitrione and rothwell's cheesy talking after
>boetsch sacrificing himself bravely
you're right, that was a damn good card
>>64743018
He's fighting Rosholt at 196.
Ultimate dadbod fight.
>>64743025
My god that POV at 0:31
>>64742981
Heavyweights.
Fights are a literal coinflip
>>64742954
Look at what you and your wigger girl did anon
>mfw /heem/ hangs itelf after mcgoat becomes 2 weight world champion AND STILL HASNT FOUGHT ANYBODY
>>64743071
strangely enough, that was the first time I ever found PVZ kinda cute.
>>64743049
Schaub and Mitrione are dadbod. Those two are fat.
>>64743060
>ywn impregnate her in a bathtub
>>64743074
>mfw he drops RDA with one punch in 15 seconds
>>64743066
Very true unless a wrestlefucker is involved.
>>64743047
Pretty great, sad that not many people remember it. Going to dump some webms I have saved from that night. Wish I had more of the finishes, only have 6 webms and 2 are different angles of Proctor's vicious guillotine
>>64743108
That would literally be insane
>>64743110
>>64743047
Such a sexy guillotine, too
>>64743113
Did he used to be really fat or something? All that loose skin
>>64743131
>>64743131
Is Guillotine the best submission?
I think only a rear naked choke comes close
>>64743141
I pop a stiffy every time I see a d'arce choke.
>>64743137
Why are the only colours for Reebok
>Black with some white on it
>White with some black on it
Why not just fully black or fully white and if there's a need for another colour, how about not making it the colour of the other guys shorts?
>>64743159
McGregor got some special shorts though didn't he?
>>64743031
>filename
Her face is weird. Unsymmetrical two-face.
>yfw the Chris plays Starcraft 2 and Counterstrike
if he gets bopped by Cuckhold again that nigga better set up a stream
>>64742542
25 minutes is a long time to lay and pray that you don't eat that left a single time.
>>64743167
I'll take the far right thanks
>>64742954
jake shields is a munster
takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
>>64742605
Thanks for the feels you fuck
>>64743149
>>64743141
Pretty generic answer, but I don't think there's one "best" submission. Guillotine and rear naked choke are the most commonly attempted, but nearly everyone knows how to defend properly against them. I think the more obscure the sub you're going for is the higher the chance you pull it off
>>64743159
Plus Champs get "gold" which is literally just a standard pair of black shorts with their name in gold letters on the side
>>64743165
Yeah but he's just one fighter. Everyone else has the same coloured shorts and I don't understand the choice in colour scheme for them
>>64743141
Probably not. Looks cool as shit sometimes but goofs are always going for a dumbass guillotine and giving up top position.
Personal fave is the D'arce
>>64743165
Cause he was interim champ and they both couldn't wear black.
>>64743194
Last webm from the fight night I have, would love to get more if anyone else has any saved
>>64743141
I like when someone sneaks a cheeky kimura.
>>64743188
why does goldie always smile like he's up to some mischief
>>64743188
They both suck at smiling.
>>64743134
yup
>>64743113
To be honest, i might go a couple of rounds with this can
>>64743223
I can't stand white dudes with spanish names. Ortega should just change his name to Dylan McDude because that's what he fucking looks like.
>>64743284
It's not like he's going to heem you with those noodle arms and I doubt he knows how to jitzoo.
>>64743349
He looks like a Mexican with blue eyes to me.
>>64743284
No you wouldn't.
>>64742605
>>64743393
I'll delete your chin you cheeky fuck if you carry on
>>64743405
I bet you can't defend my armbar from spider web.
>>64743405
i came on ur mum's chin lad
![priscila-belfort[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UGgbZd6.jpg "priscila-belfort[1].jpg")
what was her name again /heem/?
>>64743405
I can't let your dreams get close
>>64743349
No one can help what last name their born with m8
>>64743428
Photoshop: The Picture
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE HURT HIM WITH THAT LEG KICK
LOOKING TO FINISH THE FIGHT
>HE'S REALLY CHEWING UP THAT FRONT LEG
IT'S LOOKING REALLY RED NOW JOE
>LOOK, HE'S SWITCHING STANCE
>THEY'RE GOING TO STOP THIS FIGHT ANY MINUTE NOW
>THIS COULD BE IT
>THAT'S IT, WE'RE DONE
IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
post heems that you dont like
>>64743240
Isn't Cuba a way better place to live than the US?
>>64743554
But I only save heems I like
>>64743388
I bet you don't even have a chin for me to delete you cunt
>>64743575
u filthy casual
Daily reminder that Tyson fury is the first heavyweight boxing champion of the world in 116 years
>>64743557
Even the people working the tourist hotels have limited wages. If you want good nutrition, you better be in their sport centers.
>>64743445
what if her murder was a ruse and Vitor is just a FtM tranny
>>64743589
>That filename
>>64743606
terrible refereeing, you've got to give the fighter a chance to recover
>>64743575
>>>/b/662028391
wouldn't normally link b, but they're posting uncensored Ronda bodypaint pictures.
>>64743630
Son of a bitch
;_;
>>64743663
not sure if the dude is continuing, false alarm maybe.
>>64743663
>Anonymous watermark
>>64743655
Who made this happen? Deserves at least a 10 years in jail.
>>64743701
>>64743589
But I like all heems is the problem
>>64743765
Man that fight was hard to watch, Jones beat Shogun like he stole something
dunno if it was warranted but i really hated this guy for some reason and seeing him get knocked stiff was very satisfying
>>64743849
Should have stuck with hockey
>>64743849
Can someone make a list of Ultimate Satisfying KOs?
1. Rousey vs. Holm
...
Okay go
is serbian heemer here ? hey dude, are you the guy that once got his teeth broken and asked for likes on some MMA shop on facebook for some prize and stuff ?
not trolling this really happened, was a long long time ago, probably like 5-6 years ago on 4chan, i think it was on /sp/
>>64743892
reem vs bigfoot
bigfoot vs browne
>>64743926
Bit of a longshot
>>64743892
NOT gregor vs aldo
>>64743954
He was a Serb that was training MMA, so I thought it might be some of the Serb heemers on here. I went and shared that fb page so he can win a prize, and then fix his teeth.
>>64743673
They did him a bit raw by putting him up against a Mwekassa I think. Barry's a fun action fighter, let him bang his peers not his senpais
>>64743892
Pendred getting BTFO by Breese >>64743797
>>64743892
Any time Lindland got knocked out
>>64741771
Conor McGregor is a meme. But he's the fucking TDKR CIA of memes. He isn't going away, probably ever.
>>64743892
Hendo v Bisbing
YOU GUYS
You might wanna check that /b/ thread again
>>64744074
I'm too scared to leave the safety of blue boards
>>64744074
it's fake
no lympics tattoo
This guy comes in the club and heems your gf
What do you do?
>>64744074
That's. That boi pussy looks delicious.
>>64744178
Could have been before that. This looks exactly like young Ronda.
>>64744182
why does he wear the mask?
>>64741735
>>64744216
for kanjiklub
>>64744202
Are you folks ready for our Russian overlords? I personally can't wait for a clean sweep in welterweight.
>>64744074
>>64744178
>>64744213
She's got her wrist tattoos before the Olympic rings and they're not in the pic
>>64744247
>Constant discussion about who the most handsome fighter is (it's Josh btw)
>TMZ level shit like
>Rogan hate/Love
>Schaub discussion
>Schaub hair color discussion
>Callen sexuality discussion
>which fighter has the best body (Josh again btw)
>Ronda discussion
>guys giving their stats out all the time and poster asking for pics
>constant bashing of female fighters looks and how men are better looking and shape
You're in the wrong thread
>>64743765
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't consider Jon Jones the GOAT
I mean I hope not but there might be.
>>64744379
But Conor is the GOAT
>>64744213
but who was iPhone?
>>64743798
amazing he lasted that far into the third really
>>64744308
Can't wait for them to take over WMMA too!
>>64744353
but I don't see any of what you mean right now, in fact I see people saying they want to smash Ronda. Don't project m8
