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Hobart on suicide watch

ENGLEL COLLAPSING 3/40
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>>64716888
lmao

>hits a few meme shots
>is a professor

fuck me i just laugh at how stupid the media is now
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threadcunt on suicide watch
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trolled
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>>64716888
Everyone gkna hate on root
You can't boot the root
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>Snorkel
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>memecam umpiring

More corrupt than our cricket team desu(to be honest)
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cuckiel on eternally seething over GOATxon's scientifically proven superior good looks watch
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>>64716923
>/cric/ Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:11:39 No.64716888▶>>64716904 >>64716918
>Hobart on suicide watch
>ENGLEL COLLAPSING 3/40
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:13:02 No.64716904 ▶
>>>64716888 (OP)
>lmao
>>hits a few meme shots
>>is a professor
>fuck me i just laugh at how stupid the media is now
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:13:34 No.64716912 ▶
>threadcunt on suicide watch
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:02 No.64716917 ▶
>trolled
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:15 No.64716918 ▶
>>>64716888 (OP)
>Everyone gkna hate on root
>You can't boot the root
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:44 No.64716922 ▶
>>Snorkel
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:15:03 No.64716923 ▶
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>>memecam umpiring
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/cric/ Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:11:48 No.64716890▶>>64716911
Hobart Hurricanes 4/40
vs Melbourne Stars

England lead South Africa by 43 runs with 8 wickets remaining
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Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:13:32 No.64716911 ▶
>>64716890 (OP)
>female crickets aren't dykes
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Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:21 No.64716919 ▶
My commentary isn't in English

What the fuck
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Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:14:32 No.64716920 ▶
trolled hard
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Morkel on suicide watch

Root WILL go on to score a cheeky century
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are hazards test really a thing?
saw that tutorial on youtube

>that intersection
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>>64716924
cuckiel on eternally seething over GOATxon's scientifically proven superior good looks watch

>>64716932
Morkel on suicide watch

Root WILL go on to score a cheeky century
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>>64716923
The replay was at an angle la

Once you account for that it's clear his foot was over on impact
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>>64716940
The replay was at an angle la

Once you account for that it's clear his foot was over on impact
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>>64716939
Literally has Shitson as a female

>>64716937
What the fuck are you talking about lad?
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#watermelonboy, the Chirs Gayle incident... what memes would you like to see the BBL produce next?
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>>64716900

Yeah I was talking about ODI's

Our Test bowling is still alot better than >yours aslong as GOATinson stays fit. If he goes down again its ogre. Don't be surprised to see Joel Paris in the squad as a bolter as well. They've already intimated at doing that by putting him in the ODI squad.

Don't underestimate how much Mememann and Rod Marsh hate Shittle and without NCN there's no other options around. They unironically played SOK rather than resort to Shittle again.
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>>64716927

threadcunt on suicide watch

cucked again ayy lad? Is this the worst day in the last 12 months for you?
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>>64716939
Who is that stunning woman on the right?
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>>64716946
Watchable cricket
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>>64716961
>Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:18:03 No.64716946 ▶>>64716961
>#watermelonboy, the Chirs Gayle incident... what memes would you like to see the BBL produce next?
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:18:14 No.64716949 ▶
>>>64716900
>Yeah I was talking about ODI's
>Our Test bowling is still alot better than >yours aslong as GOATinson stays fit. If he goes down again its ogre. Don't be surprised to see Joel Paris in the squad as a bolter as well. They've already intimated at doing that by putting him in the ODI squad.
>Don't underestimate how much Mememann and Rod Marsh hate Shittle and without NCN there's no other options around. They unironically played SOK rather than resort to Shittle again.
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:18:56 No.64716954 ▶
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:19:17 No.64716957 ▶
>>>64716927 (You)
>threadcunt on suicide watch
>cucked again ayy lad? Is this the worst day in the last 12 months for you?
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:19:21 No.64716959 ▶
>>>64716939
>Who is that stunning woman on the right?
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> Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)19:19:55 No.64716961 ▶
>>>64716946
>Watchable cricket
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>>64716888
I don't get the joke, is that guy named Maxwell or something?
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>>64716944
hazards perception test
is it just exclusive for victorians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLJXJF-ZluM
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>>64716965
Close, his name is actually Max Glennwell
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>>64716926

Absolutely. Bond had an excellent cricketing brain and constantly set plans for the bowlers to follow. The reason why the bowlers were bowling so well as a unit was because they were following his plans.

I get the feeling Mascarenhas doesn't do that at all and is just like McMillan in that he lets the players figure it out for themselves, which makes you wonder why he's even there. His credentials are being a meme cricket mercenary and yet >our death bowling is fucking shit.

Although Henry bowled damn well at the death in the last game so I guess you can credit him with that. But yeah, even against Sri Lanka, if it weren't for Wagner the bowlers sorely lacked penetration, which is embarassing because last year >we shredded them when they still had Sanga.
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>>64716965
>I don't get the joke
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>>64716949
siddle had an ankle injury m8
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>>64716959
Shit...
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>>64716966
Oh yeah, all states have them

You have to be literally retarded to fail
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>>64716975
What does that have to do with Maxwell's equations?
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>>64716940
True, oh well!
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>>64716975
And duffield was never heard about again
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Shitson has one of the strangest faces I've seen
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>>64716983
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Where is Andy Maher?
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>>64716949
I'd keep Siddle in the squad, because it really depends on how the pitch plays. >Our best bet is on absolute greentops where the match is decided by the batting, and I feel like >we'd have the edge in that department. You'd want Siddle in that case because it's just a matter of time before he bores Guptill or McMeme into nicking off.

If it's like the Hamilton wicket though, leave him out and bring on a faster quick who can use the bounce far more effectively. Is NCN out for the tour?

captcha: select images with pies
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>>64716983
It's not that hard lad
>Maxwell is dumb
>there is an equation named after a Maxwell
>it's therefore funny to put the two together and make him look like a calculating, intelligent player
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>>64716972
They'll never do it, but I think Boult and Southee should be pulled from the meme cricket fullstop, like England did with Bread and Anderson. Henry is evidently capable of leading an attack, and Boult and Southee just seem a bit out of breath.
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>>64716966
>slowing down for a bus coming the other way

wtf
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>>64716997
>an equation

spotted the retard
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>>64716931

>2 bats

2meme4me
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>>64716993
Banished to the WBBL
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>>64716983
You have to square root the sum of all three hypotenuse to predict the ball trajectory in that webbum. You can only do that using the maxwell unified theory in the OP.
Dumbass
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>>64716997
None of the equations in OP are independently named after Maxwell, but he grouped them together as a set to generally describe electrodynamics.
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>>64717003
>not blaring your horn and tailgating that fatfuck on the bike for not making room
literally cringed
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>Statpadding against 10yr olds
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Posted in wrong thread

>>64716900
>Preferring LE GRUNT MAN over Milne
Sure, Milne isn't fully developed, but McGlenashit often bowls pies and gets frustrated for no reason. Apart from the odd wicket, he offers very little. Milne can at least provide a good injection of pace that complements the rest of the attack.
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KEK

>the best batsman in the world
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>>64716994
>>Our best bet is on absolute greentops where the match is decided by the batting, and I feel like >we'd have the edge in that department

That was LITERALLY Adelaide and >we LITERALLY beat >you with a bowler down
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>>64717002
Boult looks genuinely fucked, they clearly rushed him out from injury too quickly because he bowled like shit against Sri Lanka as well, and I don't think he even bowled all that well in Adelaide.

I'd leave Southee of ODIs full stop, but keep him in squads. We have a far lighter schedule than England so it's possible for Southee and Boult to play all 3 formats, albeit rotation. Which is now possible because there's a decent stable of quicks that can be rotated.

Seriously though, I'd drop Boult from all pyjama cricket this summer and get Bond or Allan Donald to work with him on getting his pace and length back. Ditto Southee.

In the future I can see Southee becoming less relevant in pyjamas but he'll still keep Henry out of the team in tests.
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lol root
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>>64716994
>Is NCN out for the tour

yeah dislocated shoulder, 12 weeks and that was late December so yeah I assume he's gone
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North Pakistan on
SUICIDEWATCH
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>>64717030
I think the inexperience of playing with a pink ball under lights is a bigger factor, but you've got a point. Fucking Watling in particular was hugely disappointing given how stupidly he batted that whole tour.
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daily reminder that one man beat the all blacks.
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>England unironically losing this
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>>64717031
I suppose you could look at Boult that way. But in honesty he looked comfortable enough and fit. He took 3 wickets and had a reasonable economy. But you could also look at it that he's still getting back into his groove.
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/nrl/ on most handsome community watch
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>Englel get bowled out for 200 just before tea
>SA have to meme it up for a session to win and open with Elgar and de Villiers

please let it happen
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>>64717030
>>64717038

Also Australia's batting won't be nearly half as bad as it was in England so >we have >our work cut out for >us.

The whole team since the WC has been such a letdown I'd be surprised if >we draw this Tbh.
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>>64717026
I agree with this. Milne's stats don't make for nice reading but he's looked pretty good. In both of the christchurch ODIs Henry's wickets came off the back of the fact that they couldn't score of Milne either. The simple fact that he can actually bowl 150 without grunting or going for 7RPO is evidence enough

>>64717031
The problem with Boult and Southee is that because they've been moderately successful NZC will look to put them in absolutely everything, ever, regardless of form.
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>>64717039
>some random as fuck meaningless rugby game in 2009

This is how low Poouth Africunt has fallen lads.
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It's a shame more BSAs aren't into cricket cos this would have caused a massive shitstorm
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>>64717038
I don't think the meme conditions affected anyone but the batsmen tbqh, and Starc played what, one game with it?
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>>64717057
Forgot pic
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>Root
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>England's going to be all out for 200 at this rate
>SA could win this test

Well meme'd
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Nick Kyrgios is playing Andy Murray RIGHT NOW lads
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>>64717026
McGlenashit bowls decent if you give him a plan, and I thought Kane used him well against the Zimzams.

If Boult isn't playing, then I'd have Bitchwide but otherwise, dunno - the stronger teams won't have a problem facing Milne and Bitchwide has more tricks up his sleeve that could result in meme wickets.
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MEMES
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>>64717065

"Can somebody please shut this nigger up"
-James Sutherland
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are we at peak meme yet?
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>piesdt

why
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>>64717039

da fuq, is there only like 5 names for white people in seth erficia
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>>64717056

>calling the 2009 tri-nations meaningless

what's wrong nzbro?
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>>64717060
Thats what I'm talking about, the batsmen had very little experience, and they made the dumbass decision of not letting Kane bat under lights in the warmup.
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>>64717039
>>64717086

do the kaffirs play/care about rugby or cricket at all?
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>>64717086
It's ok lad, you got me. I am trolled.
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>>64717085

5 godlike surnames, pretty much. the rest are just meh.
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kek engel

where are all the britbongs from day 2
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reminder that I tipped england to lose on day 2 when they were leading by 600

>>64717069
would be nice if he could get a win just for the confidence, muzza beat three times in slams last year
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>>64717093
at work
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>>64717088
The coloured oaks are big into rugby

The blacks play more cricket than rugby, but they mostly play football.
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You boys going to the meme20 this weekend?

Unironically considering it Tbh
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>>64717088

some do, most don't.
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AWWWWWWW HES BOWLED 'IM
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>>64717031
Why did Bond leave or was booted as bowling coach?
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>>64717100
I was considering it too actually, but both of the people I was gonna ask to go with are still on holiday then
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>>64717106

literally to focus on IPL
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>>64717090
Steyn, Pienaar, du Preez, Botha, du Kock?
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>>64717100

Was considering going to the Mount T20 tomorrow because it's just up the road from me, but not sure if I can be bothered. Might just watch from home.
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>>64717106
Left for IPL shekels.

What makes me poorious was that he was literally in Australia coaching the Woman and Children's league but didn't coach New Zealand in Australia.
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>>64717106
meme20 shekels
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>>64717104
found whitey
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>>64717106
Macarenas is the new bowling coach
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>>64717104

too bad they banned napalm
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>>64717119
>Left for IPL shekels.

yeah this is true

Ponting (Mumbai Indians head coach) mentioned it on commentary. Basically the Mumbai Indians said pick them or NZ. He picked the former
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>>64717104
This is why I don't swim in the Ocean.

Too many niggers have been in it.
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>>64717104
>he's upset about all these black people in Africa
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>>64717115
>>64717119
Pretty weak lads teebeeh
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>>64717134
Sound like my granpa
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>>64717130
>coaching for 6 weeks means he can't coach for the rest of the year

DISGUSTING
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>>64717134
10 trillion fish turds and you care about a few niggers
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>LE FUG LE BLAG PEEBUL XD XD XD
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>>64717141

NZ tour to England meant he'd have to miss the second half, thats why
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>>64717147
But have a temp coach for that period
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>>64717134
Black people can't swim m8, as you can see in the picture they don't go very far from the shore.
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>>64717147

I don't see why he could have just done the IPL and flown back to England for the rest of the tour.

It's not like New Zealand has a packed schedule where he has to be on the road 24/7.

But then again he probably makes more in that 6 weeks than he does with NZC in a year. Whatever, still annoyed about it.
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Could England possibly lose the game?
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reminder that I tipped the stars in a "close" one.

reminder that German DECL will be on later to shitblog.
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>>64717153
The Ganges literally runs into the Ocean.

Just think about that lads....
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>>64717158
They're England

It's what they do
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>>64717155
>But then again he probably makes more in that 6 weeks than he does with NZC in a year.

and thats all there is too it really

England really make life difficult for countries like Sri Lanka and New Zealand by constantly forcing them to conflict with the IPL.

if the ECB had a brain they'd sort out an international window with the BCCI for the IPL which didn't conflict with international cricket
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>>64717158
well there's no chance of winning, it's either loe or a draw, with the latter being more likely
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>>64717158

it certainly is possible, but won't happen.
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>>64717158
AMAZING CAPE TOWN
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whats the point of Sammy?

cant bat. cant bowl
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>>64717177
memeing
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>>64717177
hastings bowling pretty well tho
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>>64717177

each team needs a designated bbc for mel to sit on
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>>64717177
DJ

>baby you're all that I want
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Gonna have an early one, night lads
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>>64717187
Underrated post
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>>64717184

yeah he is but Sammy is literally a one trick pony who has nothing but the heave to cow corner so Hastings doesnt have to change it up at all and just bowls the same delivery every ball
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Do you lads ask for steamed buns at maccas?
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Z I N G
I
N
G
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>>64717189
Yeah, feeling it too. Night lad
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>LE FUG LE ZGOD BOWLIN XDXD
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Hattrick won't happen lads, calling it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRyC4UsWLPI
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SCOTTY BOLAND'S GOT A TEAM HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
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>>64717210
Literally nobody said this
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>>64717211

T E A M H A T R I C K
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>>64717211

>(you)
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>>64717217
NOT YET HE HASN'T
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>shilling some leo de caprio movie
Literally why
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Brett Lee rolling in his grave
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3292648/The-Australian-alphabet-formed-drunken-speech-settlers.html

>Aussies speak the way they do because the early settlers were always drunk
What did he mean by this?
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I didn't even realise there was a whole interview; I thought it was just him hitting on her. I'd say that's deliberate and malicious editing, to be honest; that that's all he wanted to say and was deliberately undermining her. I swear it even splices one of the responses to a different question to make him look bad. It's just disingenuous reporting; you can't trust anyone anymore.
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>>64717211
someones worried about boland in the odi squad
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>these ads for shit mobile games with movie stars
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>>64717203
kiwis are weird
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>>64717218
> LE TERALLY NO 1 SED THIS xdXD
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>>64717240
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>julia morris
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>>64717240
>I realise there was a whole interview; it was just him hitting on her. That's deliberate and malicious, to be honest; that's all he wanted to say and was deliberately undermining her. I swear it make him look bad.
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>>64717203
fuck i had to get maccas for my m8 and his sister once. shed asked for a cheeseburger with a steamed bun, i felt like a huge faggot asking.

>mfw they actually do it
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want to fuck this bitch
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>>64717263
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>>64717267
I would have refused to order that
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>>64717270
reported to CA :^)
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HOW EXCITED FOR YOU ARE I'M A CELEBRITY
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>>64717265
One of the more subtle posts on here.
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that fat fuck with the fat child

>literal child abuse
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>>64717263
I dunno how someone that devoid of talent gets as far as she does. She is absolutely insipid.
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>>64717267
>>64717253
It's actually delicious as fuck on a cheese burggy or big mac.
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Who /foodnetworkinthebreak/ here?
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i wonder if she has an auscelebs following

>>64717276
well fuck
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>>64717286
>I dunno how someone that devoid of talent gets as far as she does.

>she LITERALLY earns $4M a YEAR
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>>64717240
It very obviously splices, and it's not some grand conspiracy or dodgy journalism, they're just cutting to the relevant parts of the interview
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can't see the stars losing more than 4 wickets here.
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>>64717286
How do you think any women gets far in the sports """"""journalism"""""" world?
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This is a kiwi burger bun
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>>64717312
so much for stars in a "close" one
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>>64717312
I think they'll lose fewer than 11
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>>64717314
It's just a normal maccas bun put in a steamer

https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/112kbh/what_secret_menu_fast_food_items_in_new_zealand/
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>>64717314

at least it's white and not completely fucking black. they certainly are obsessed with black. have to give them that.
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Why did the stars choose such a fucking gay song for their batters?

Renegades have bulls on parade ffs
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>>64717322
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>>64717328

>this flag
>this comment

kek

KEK

K E K
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>3 balls
>cooee
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>>64717336

:'(
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why does fleming have a reputation as a bowling expert. he is literal bollinger tier
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Lads, name one sport that South Africa are the best at
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>>64717345
kek lad i'd be happy a quota player actually got a hundred
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>>64717341

not as bad as this thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqsqEzHRLlk

fuck that triggers me. If I want to put myself in a bad mood I should just listen to that thing
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>>64717348
Eliminating whites
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>>64717348
apartheid
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>>64717354

that's the problem, some of them might actually be there on merit. you'll never know.
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Who here wants to help /gangrape/ Holly?
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>>64717348

gun violence

muggings

rape
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>>64717359
that'd be zim lad
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>>64717348

bok-drol-spoeg (deer-shit-spitting). we're probably the only country that "plays" it though. quite fun and involves alcohol.
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>>64717377

threadcunt you can't even step outside the frontdoor without having a breakdown
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>>64717348

Professional "knock knock, who's there"
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>>64717385

3/4 of the white people from your cunt have already moved to Sydney & Perth so you lads are well on the way
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>>64717386
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kudu_dung-spitting

south poofrica
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>>64717348
> Be Australian
> Keep losing rugby to NZ and soccer to everyone else
> LIterally invent my own form of football no one else plays so I can be the best at something
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>Failey
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>>64717407

don't knock it before you try it mate.
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>>64717409

you Kiwis really will do anything to support your country other than live in it wont you
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>>64717397
moved, not been murdered in their farms

I'd got a decent amount of family in poo peeland though, so I'd move there instead
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>>64717409
aussie rules is litterally older than rugby
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>>64717426

agreed, nz>aus
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>>64717409
New Zealand is #1 in Rugby League lad.

You must be talking about AFL, NZ could dominate that too if we cut the sleeves off our t-shirts
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Stars looking shite tbqh
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just got back from the nets lads, it was pretty fucking dire. I used to be able to bowl a decently flighted leg break as a kid, but I was putting out nothing but wide full tosses today.

I'm unironically considering hiring a private coach or something for a few sessions to diagnose my bowling action and hopefully get me to a level where I can play for the lowest division in a club. Have any of you lads done that before? Is it worth the money? Does based reality check have some life coaching to help me out?
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>>64717065
I get the joke, but that's mildly racist tbqh
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>>64717065

get this picture into american media and watch the tables turn
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clive rose employing the based between-the-umpire-and-stumps bowling run up
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>>64717441
i haven't played since HS, bowling spin in 2nds. I'd have a hit with you but i'm not sure i'd want to meet someone off the internet
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>>64717435

I think we'd win the fight though
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>KP
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Stuuuurssss
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GayPEE BTFO
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>pietershit
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>>64717441
where do you live lad?
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>>64717431

I think that we can all safetly agree that any country with running power and water > SA
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Time for memes
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WATERMELON BOY LADS
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>LE WADERMELLON BOI
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jesus christ the channel 10 commentary can be so shit fuck me with the watermelon shit
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>>64717304
It is malicious editing and dodgy journalism, though.The second question in the thirty second clip he is shown to immediately start hitting on her again, when in reality he addressed her question first THEN started hitting on her again. Why else would they do that if not to back up their argument?
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>>64717460
Same here lad, I don't want to run the risk of meeting an irl memer

>>64717472
Perth lad
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Now watch me may may
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>LE BANANA MAN
>LE WADERMELON BOY

2 many memes for me
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>>64717473

hmm... agreed.
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Just got in from the gym wtf happened boys?
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>I'm working on a masterpiece here

What did he mean by this?
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>>64717473
at the very least we don't have any SJW bullshit, no feminazis going crazy over a comment on TV.

Our president has like six wives for fucks sakes.
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>>64717488
which nets lol
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>>64717492

NZ needs you guys anyway

they're facing depopulation with already 15% of their "country" having moved here
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Rainbird runs in like a fucking spastic
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Now watch me may may
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KP is such a traitorous little fuck. how can anybody be a fan of the prick? some even consider him an ATG.
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>>64717504
We actually had more people coming from Aus than going over there this year.
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>>64717509
He is a total cunt, wish he would fuck off. I also wish piers morgan who takes to twitter like a keyboard warrior every time england have a batting collapse would just kill himself.
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>>64717509
if you weren't so cucked by the blacks in your country he would never have left
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Also where the fuck are the rest of the brits?
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>>64717516
>piers morgan tweeting during an arsenal game
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>>64717512

>the year is 6 days old

Even if that were true. It would take about two decades of that to even equalise what's happened over the past decade.

15%(FIFTEEN PERCENT) of your "country" lives in Australia.

YCMTSU. That's literally Syria-tier
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>>64717524
>test not going their way
>brits posting

pick one and only one lad
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Glenn Faggotslel to get out in the next over
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>>64717524
I'm not on here often, but aren't englel the most fair weather of posters?
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>>64717530
I don't say this about many people who aren't criminals but if piers morgan died i would smile.
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>>64717533
We're annexing your country lad. By sending over the smelly sitalekis
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>LE FUG LE BEERS MOGGEN XDXD
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>>64717537
Well saffers have one good session and they are all up in this thread, but yeah i think we are pretty fairweather.
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>>64717542
Him, Murdoch and one of my old bosses who was an old drunk and a complete cunt desu
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>>64717537

pic semi-related.
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>>64717545

>you're "annexing" us by sending over able bodied workers to build our infrastructure and pay our government taxes

Fucking brilliant strategy that. Are you, dare I say it, descended from Neville Chamberlain?
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>>64717555
>Murdoch
People actually buy his products, baffles me every time.
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>http://www.criclife.com/humour/satires/after-chris-gayles-bbl-interview-stuart-binny-is-a-now-a-worried-man-60388
>p-p-please don't hit on my wife, sempai
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>>64717537


It's actually comical

If England is winning, here will be half a dozen or more of them.

If England is losing, like now, you will go entire sessions without one single British flag.

It's beyond parody how frequently this happens
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>>64717550
Eh, I'm back at the office today so I have no one else to talk to while I watch cricket
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>Bread
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35240680
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>>64717580
I will be off for a couple of hours soon anyway, then no one will be here to represent, wheres the german guy who is always here?
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>>64717316
That's the point, they are never close.
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>>64717565
Lad, it's the next generation of entitled sitaleki juniors that you need to worry about
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COMMENCE MEMEING
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>>64717593
>that you need to worry about

hardly

none of them are elegible for Australian citizenship so they will literally never get gibs

And they can't bitch about muh treaties in this country
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>>64717435
>NZ can dominate AFL

Objectively false. Australian football isn't just a sport where you can throw in your biggest and best coconuts to win the game. It requires athleticism, skill and a high degree of spatial awareness.
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