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Based Bash tonight: Stars v Hurricanes
SA/Eng & AUS/WI both inevitable draws
REAL THREAD
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threadcunt on suicide watch
THIS THREAD IS NOT OFFICIAL
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>Threadcunt cucked by superior BBC
YCMTSU
>Only 86.2 overs had been bowled in the entire match by the end of day four, with West Indies still 7 for 248 in their first innings. Last time two straight days were washed out in Australia was also in Sydney, against Pakistan in 1989-90. The first two days of that Test were rained out without a ball being bowled, which led to a sixth day being added.
Bravo Shitney
threadcunt on suicide watch
REAL THREAD
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threadcunt on suicide watch
Sydney=LA
Melbourne=Seattle
Canberra=DC
Brisbane=Miami
Adelaide=Dallas
Perth=Phoenix
Hobart=Guam
/gong/=Charleston,SC
Alice Springs=Davenport,Iowa
Cairns=Portland,Oregon
Darwin=Buffalo
>>64712756
jesus christ that is awful
Indian or Paki?
I endorse this thread
>>64712784
>using a Daniel meme
kys
>>64712756
wow this is pretty accurate, a few American cities I can't comment on as I've never been there, Charleston, Portland and Guam. I don't think Davenport can really be compared to Alice Springs though.
>>64712756
and Melbourne is more like New York than Seattle, just on a much smaller scale.
peeality poo on terminated chronicle watch
NEETistic Bitchspouter on 20 year old virgin watch
Haha okay mate
https://twitter.com/beaudenbarrett/status/673583076581048320?lang=en
/poog/ is almost as dead and pathetic as NEETistic Bitchspouter
fuck you all im out
Dick Smith on suicide watch
>>64713030
did they have dick smith before?
>>64713024
the threadcounter is finally going to an hero lads
statscunt on poorious jealousy watch
>>64713024
Seen any faces today lad?
>he didn't live in the esteemed mansions of Merivale
>he didn't attend a prestigious Christchurch private school
>he didn't spend his days hitting sixes with Daniel in the Hagley Oval
>he didn't have his penis polished off by a Filipino maid every evening
>>64713126
yes, and i can't post here anymore. goodbye
>>64713172
you'll "literally" be back once this thread gets close to 500 posts, you raging autist
infact whats more likely is you'll just start spamming shit again
>>64713213
im back right now. but im gone now dick knob. I love everyone her
>>64713242
did you have to take your meds because you didnt get to be OP?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64713265
i take risperidone, but i had to take that. the rain is nice tbqh
>>64713290
yeah i agree, its comfy as. What area of Sydney you in? North Shore here
>>64713312
wollongong, i love it
>>64713322
Many jobs going in the /gong/? Looks like a lovely place.
>>64713334
no, its to full. only jobs are nothing. better off having no money
table predictions lads? I rekon
1) Sadelaide
2) Stars
3) Thunder
4) Renegades
5) Perth
6) Hobart
7) Sixers
8) Brisbane
>>64713322
>threadcounter is the /gong/ poster
everything is becoming clearer and clearer
>>64713170
I literally never hit a six in my entire school cricket career tho
I think capital letters may be one of threadcunts triggers
>>64713350
i pushed the /gong/ shit a couple years ago. didn't realise a few people lived here
>>64713348
might just move there and take your job m8
bring my cousins sione and sitaleki too
my best memory of 2015 was causing the CWC final thread spam kek
>AMS moves to the /gong/ to join the threadcounter
>proceeds to get deported
you cannot make this shit up
>>64713465
if your "highlight" of the year was on this shithole then i genuinely feel sorry for you
not in a 'im trying to mock you' kind of way, I honestly just pity you and hope your life improves at some point
>>64713498
my life involves my room and my brain. I don't want anything else
>>64713465
yeah but why?
>>64713518
thats really sad
how old are you?
>>64713521
Beacuse it stimulated my brain like nothing else
>>64713532
I'm 29 and attractive to myself
>>64713465
>>64713518
>>64713544
Jesus.
I'm going to think of this later when I have sex so I last longer.
this is all quite fascinating, I think I'm going to make a tropfest style short film about threadcounter and his hyperautism
threadcunt on suicidal NEET watch
>>64713465
That's sad man. I've had some great memories here but at least for that I was outside watching it with friends, not posting here.
>>64713594
I don't do anything, my life is in the screen of a computer. Film is for stories
>>64713611
I tried making friends but they all went away so they were just another person
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>>64713636
>pushing a gimmick so hard just so people remember you
Fuck off man
>>64713648
ok bye
>BREAKING: North Korea has today announced a "successful" hydrogen bomb test.
Turn on CNN lads, it's happening
>>64713664
>LE /BOL/ SENSATIONALISM XDDDD
any WBBL on lads?
any stream lads?
*farts*
>England had been in the field for 211 overs - the longest for them since 1987
why did I get enjoyment out of reading that
Were Bread and Blanderson even hitting 115 kp/h by the end of it?
>>64713784
>why did I get enjoyment out of reading that
Because no amount of 5-0 whitewashes can ever make the scars of 60 all out go away.
>The Women's Big Bash League has continued to gain strong support, with the Ten Network confirming it would move two of the remaining three matches to its main channel. The Sydney derby between the Sixers and the Thunder on Saturday January 16 will be shown on Channel Ten, as will the final on Sunday January 24, which will serve as part of a double-header with the men's final.
>The move comes after Ten moved last week's Melbourne derby to its main channel and was rewarded with impressive ratings figures, a peak audience of 439,000 viewers nationally and an average of 372,000. Other matches had been shown on one of Ten's digital multi-channels, but the network's sport executive David Barham said the WBBL was proving to be a hit.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/958647.html?CMP=chrome
wogball on suicide watch
>>64714017
>watching the WBBL
>they literally nurdle the ball around for singles and twos in the death overs
>120 is considered a good score
>women literally cannot dive to take any meme catches
I seriously cannot see the appeal, even over povertydive.
>>64714017
>yfw SBS buys rights to WBBL and scraps A-league coverage
>>64714017
How long until we see a woman in the Australian team lads?
Gosh, what a time to be alive!
>>64714100
maybe we should start introducing quotas.
>>64714127
mandatory fines as well
>>64714068
i know im surprised myself
That last game was absolute dogshit. I could literally go see a far higher quality game by going down to the local oval and watching a grade game.
I can't explain why it is getting non-shit ratings (possibly because it is on before the mens game?), but the fact that it is and the fact that it is PTFOing /ayy/ is pretty damn funny.
The only explanation I can think of is this: It has the same quality coverage as the mens game. They use the same number of cameras, all the same gimmicks and are treating it extremely professionally. The ONLY other "professional" womens sport I can think of that has that is womens tennis. So even the quality of the game is poor, the quality of the coverage is still top-notch and maybe lots of girls are actually getting into it.
Even I wanted to watch Meg Lanning just to see what all the hype was about. Ditto Ellyse and Holly just to see how fast they bowl (110 kp/h lmao)
its official lads
>>64714015
http://snpy.tv/1OJSPlq
Here is the first good reality check ever posted to /cric/
>>64714154
Elyse is just a more masculine Emma Watson. There's nothing wrong with her, but she's not devine
>>64714154
No it fucking isn't. It's not taking into account Ellyse's superior body and Holly's cowtits.
>>64714202
have you seen them Reality Check?
>>64714154
Literally only just realised I have no idea what Holly's last name is.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3zj4jc/mumbai_15yearold_pranav_dhanawade_is_currently/?sort=new
>H-H-H-HE SHOULD HAVE DECLARED!!!!
>T-T-T-T-THIS IS JUST CRUEL!!!!
Why are redditors such pussies, /cric/?
>>64714214
ferling
>>64714214
I fuck just about every good looking woman who looks twice at me. Over time I've developed a knack for getting an accurate portrait of what a woman looks like beneath her clothes.
>>64714270
You do realise that that they'll be wearing a sports bra in every single picture you see of them, are you accounting for that?
>>64714270
So you watch a lot of porn?
>The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) is set to appeal against the International Cricket Council-imposed provisional suspension of Yasir Shah for failing a dope test last November in the series against England. The 29-year-old leg-spinner was provisionally suspended by the ICC on December 27 after testing positive for chlorthalidone - a diuretic used to treat hypertension that is listed on the World Anti-Doping Agency's banned list of masking agents.
>Another PCB official added that Yasir had intimated the board of having taken the medication to alleviate symptoms of hypertension. "Our team of legal and medical experts have advised to appeal the suspension on Yasir," the official told PTI. "We will submit a strong case to the ICC indicating that Yasir took the medicine unintentionally for a high blood pressure ailment and that there was no intention of using banned substances to enhance his performance."
Pakistan on suicide watch
http://www.cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/77049/pakistan-cricket-board-to-appeal-against-yasir-shah-suspension
Reality Cunt literally throwing his credibility away
>>64714297
yes.
>>64714304
yes.
>>64714161
>still lasted longer than 60
kek
>>64714321
>watching a lot of porn
>getting laid
pick none
>>64714322
which if you had an Englel flag you could brag about
but since YOUR country got mercilessly pummeled by GOATstralia in all formats last year, you cannot.
>>64714342
I "literally" have a 3-1 porn-fucking ratio.
Everyone has their crutch, sex just happens to be mine.
>>64714363
I have a UK passport. Eat shit.
rooting my samsung atm
>>64714318
Fuckin' Warnie.
>>64714372
Go back, fucking hate brits that move here and then complain that Countdown doesn't stock mushy peas.
>>64714372
So do half of Syria; that's nothing special
>>64714372
so do I, half of South Africa, and 3/4 of Pakistan you fucking autist. It's a worthless scrap of paper.
2-0 (two-nil)
183 (one hundred and eighty three)
Remember the last time New Zealand won a test series against Australia? Me neither, none of us were born.
Remember the last time New Zealand won a World Cup games against Australia? Yep I do, it was in the group stage.
>>64714492
It was the world cup final you fucking muppet, you would know that if you didn't grow up in:
a) perth;
b) the western suburbs; or
c) victoria.
fucking state of you.
>>64714515
literally no idea what you're talking about, they got plowed in the world cup final
I sure as fuck hope you're not talking about /poog/. That is unironically about as relevant about netball. And if you're going to include those "spoorts" you may aswell include the League "World Cup" and the touch footy "World Cup"
>>64714515
woke up on the wrong side of the fifth dimension mate?
where the BBL semi finals and final being held?
>>64714848
Dodgers Stadium
The ultimate in BSA pandering
>>64714859
no fucking way
>>64714690
Yankee Stadium & Dodgers Stadium
>>64714859
>>64714872
Yankee Stadium=SCG
Dodger Stadium=MCG
damn this thing hates him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Cmdjw-XM
Getting real sick of threadcounter's gimmick to be honest.
It's become obvious he's just hamming it up for the e-cred.
>>64714922
>trannyiel
top kek
what happenin lads? might have some KFC haha.
>you now remember when David Warner PTFO'd his grandfather Shane Warner
http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2011/engine/current/match/524916.html
Just got an email from Australia Post, lads
>>64714944
does Aus KFC have grilled chicken?
are the fries any good?
I might take the test
>>64715028
chips lad
>>64715028
>are the fries any good?
?
>>64715028
yeah mainly in salads and wraps ect. chips are a bit hit and miss. sometimes they are shit sometimes they are alright
>>64715045
>>64715034
chips, my mistake
>>64715051
closest thing we have to salad there is cole slaw desu
>>64714238
They're not wrong
Not declaring at 400 is a dick move in kids cricket, going until 1300 is literally I am a massive cunt and think I'm the greatest ever-tier
>>64715051
need to get extra salt to make them decent nowadays
>getting some kfc a year ago
>fuck it, im gonna ask for extra salt this time
>person serving me has a badge on "national salt reduction day" or some shit
>ask for less or no salt, just for today!
on another note, this is an old as fuck filename
>>64714944
haha crack up guy
>>64715085
yeah we have that dont like it too much though desu
how the fuck do we stop kiwis from posting in our threads?
this shit is fucking annoying now. the majority of the posts are by kiwis and it's mainly shitposting but aussies still get blamed for being shitposters.
KC Gandhi English School 1465 for 3 dec (Dhanawade 1009*, Aakash 173, Patil 137) beat Arya Gurukul 31 (Patil 5-3) and 52 (8-16) by an innings and 1382 runs
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/958397.html
>>64715144
This guy hahahahah
craaaaaack up cunt
>>64715114
my joint puts way too much on. it more like; would you like some chips with your salt? baka
>>64715152
Bit slow there, pajeet?
>Australia pull out of U-19 World Cup
Why are aussies such pussies?
>>64715152
A """""16 year old"""" in an U16 team playing a team 2 years younger than they are
This is some the highest degree of Poo Peeland delusion I've ever seen
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3zo4c2/the_mark_craig_conundrum/
he UNIRONICALLY thinks Craig is as good as Lyon
kek
KEK
K E K
NOT EVEN statschink would be stupid enough to say that
>>64715114
What the fuck? Whenever I go to KFC the chips are completely SWIMMING in salt.
Utterly disgusting.
How many kiwis are there on /cric/?
What is it about the A league that attracts autistic people so much? Is it true that even Australian soccer fans hate the A league?
>unironically eating fast food
>>64715185
Despite some bad form in Australia, I think he is the best spinner in the world currently.
There is hardly many (if ANY) world class spinners right now. He's DEFINITELY better than Lyon. And you have to be a SEEEEEEETHING new cunt casual not to agree. His performances in England put him among the top of the current lot.
>>64715201
2 (daniel & other Kiwi)
AMS is a cancer he doesnt count
statscunt is Chinese he doesnt count
>>64715211
>unironically being affected by an abortion
fag
just spent another pleasant day in Freo lads, easily the jewel of the west coast
>>64715213
Now you're just trolling
>>64715222
That's like the best smelling part of the shit
>>64715221
t. virgin
>Sydnet weather will stop Australia from claiming the position of the number one test nation
I fucking seething lads, New Shit Wales is a blight on this country
>>64715236
>LE I MISS MY EX SOOO MUCH XD XD
>MUH ABORTED FETUS
>MUH ORPHANAGE
K E K
fag
>>64715238
that was only going to happen if Englel beat South Africa you dumbcunt
since then Blanderson has played Amla, de Villiers & Faf back into form
>>64715238
Don't worry, getting number one by beating NZ at home will be sweeter
>>64715210
How can you be an Australian soccer fan and hate your own league?
If the digits repeat WI and Smoth will both forfeit an innings tomorow morning
>>64715251
and there it is, the bitter anger of a frustrated virgin. It's just sex, but to them it is everything.
>>64714238
He's right statscunt
Every school aged competition I played in had a forced retirement at 50
>>64715256
> Live in Aus
> Follow Premier League or Bundesliga
Is that so inconceivable?
I need (You)'s or I'm going to do something crazy
>>64715193
there's one I've been to in the city that does heaps salt, but my local ones are stingy as fuck
>>64714238
If you're playing professional run up the score, but it's friggen schoolboys
>>64715277
Why would you do that?
Last three digits will be the score Cook declares on
>>64715269
iv'e had sex with over 100 women. Yes, its just sex i don't give a shit unlike your whining arse
>MUH EX
> I MISS HER
>ABORT
FAG
>>64715272
"Literally" why I never played cricket as a kid. I mean having to bend the rules just to make it more inclusive for everyone is just retarded. The only sport I played like that when I was a kid was basketball. I remember our team was killing it up by 20 points within the first ten minutes and the refs said "OK guys now you can't go past the half way line when they have the ball". After that I was pretty much like yeah fuck this shit.
What a "sport"
>>64715231
Enjoy your rain
>>64712529
>Saxon's OC in high demand
top kek
Can't believe you faggots worship him
>>64715256
/pol/
>>64715222
gatecunt pls
>>64715296
>iv'e had sex with over 100 women
paying for it doesn't count
>>64715298
Fuck mate you have some underlying childhood issues. All this child sports talk is a metaphor. What really happened? You were abused weren't you?
>>64715300
What a fat american cunt
fuck off
I would literally punch Saxon in the face if he showed his ugly mug in Perth
>>64715298
Based RC, do you believe Worsfold can spin some magic right off the bat with Essendon or is it one of those "in for the long haul" scenarios?
>>64715291
Cause A league sucks
>>64715296
From all the anger visible in your badly thought out and typed post, I doubt it.
Yeah I do miss my ex, she was beautiful and an angel. You upset that someone on here experienced real love?
>>64715300
> Cricket is boring
> Baseball is my national pastine
>it's a people actually take the time out of their lives to reply to reality check episode
>>64715311
> Not living in perpetual semi-drought is an insult
>>64715336
>please watch our sport Big Strong American
Neck yourself
>>64715326
He literally does all the time, unlike your hermit arse, barely venturing out of the safe space of UWA
>>64715332
>real love
Of course not. I pity you. Its a weakness. Girls need strong emotions to survive, and you got caught up in that shit. Satan would be ashamed of you. Now your stuck on some shithole reminiscing about a lost love who undoubtedly despises you
> Settle driest state on the planet
> Become farmers
Are there any white people stupider than country Australians?
>>64715281
Here
>>64715323
There are no metaphors, only facts. One of my hockey coaches tried to abuse me when I was a kid though, if that's what you wanted to hear. Fortunately no anal penetration took place, that could have really messed with my head. I hate pedos with a passion and would "literally" kill one without fear of the consequences.
>>64715327
I believe it will look like he has done a lot, but in Reality it will all due to be the team underperforming in previous years combined with a healthier squad.
>>64715352
what did he do
>>64715300
>BIG STRONG AMERICAN
>>64715363
>being this fucking retarded
>>64715211
>playboy multi-millionaire living on a paradisaic tropical island
>decides to spend his free time shitposting on 4chan
>>64715402
Shit
That's like 10 JAVs
>>64715358
I'm sure she still loves me and is just undecided about whether she can forgive me for everything I've done.
Being able to admit when you are in love is strong minded you fucking idiot. You're thinking of the time you wrote some stupid love poem to some fat bitch you were infatuated with. Know the difference.
>knows rc is a made up persona
>feels the need to reply every time
>>64715418
Being strong minded is not getting involved in tax fraud and having your emotions lead you astray fag
>>64715424
>"People" believe Martin Bryant actually had the skills and the intellect to go on the rampage that he allegedly carried out
Has there been a more poorly formulated false flag in Australian history?
>>64715435
doesn't take much intelligence to get a gun and shoot at people
americans do it everyday
>>64715448
>LE DUMB FAT AMWEICANS XD XD
>>64715435
Anders Brevik killed twice as many, how hard can it be when you're strapped and everyone else is unarmed?
I could smash the shit out of any kiwi /cric/ poster in a fight.
Probably every aussie too except walkbro. Roosterwoman would get close simply because he's almost as muscular as me but I'm a lot smarter than him.
>>64715432
>not getting involved in tax fraud
Except I "literally" did nothing wrong you fucking idiot.
>having your emotions lead you astray
I have "literally" never done this other than to cheat on my gf. As I said, everyone has their crutch.
>>64715455
yep
>>64715463
When was the last time that you actually posted about sports?
>>64715478
about 5 posts ago:
>>64715298
>>64715489
That was more made up bullshit. Show me the last post you made about an actual sporting event that happened.
>>64715463
>Except I "literally" did nothing wrong
Shouldn't be hard to prove it in a court of law then desu
>>64715502
>LE YOU FUGG LE ZHEEBS XD XD XD
>>64715492
>YUH PROOF
Holy shit. Even when my evidence is right in front of you, you still ask for more. If you really care you would check the archive for last night's thread where I commented on the Perth v Strikers "game".
>>64715458
Brevik was far more trained in handling weaponry and had weaponry that made killing "easier".
The official police report on Bryant is just unbelievable. Pulling off a Beirut Triple on the driver of a car down the street from him? It's totally illogical.
>>64715492
Sports are meant to be played though. Obsessing over teams and pretending that sporting events are anything more than cash grab is the second greatest blue pill the jews have made most young men swallow, only behind pornography as a legit means to satisfy yourself.
>>64715462
when you're hit by a jug in a south auckland pub, that's a Maori
>>64715478
He tipped "favourite on the betting odds" in a "close one"
>>64715500
What did he "do"?
>>64715462
Based GOATistic Elitespouter.
I agree with everything in your post.
I believe the common term for this is "2 hours"
Sydney here
still raining
I'm certain itll stop intime for the Based Bash whenever the next game is here though.
>>64715591
>d-don't hurt me mr. big strong numbers
kek
Why is poopeelia such a rainy shithole lads
>>64715615
How does a kiwi find a sheep in long grass?
>>64715615
To make insecure irrelevant countries feel better about themselves
poopeelia Ltd.
>>64715653
>OBSESSED
Poopeelia has no scenery lads
>>64715615
Prefer rain to earthquakes
>>64715674
>P...P...PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>64715570
Tax evasion
We should cancel our remaining tests and replace them with T20's instead.
We should be preparing for the World Cup which is far more important.
>>64715714
>we
What number in the order do you bat m8?
NEETistic Bitchspouter on socially awkward and lonely watch
>>64715716
He's a left arm Chinaman
>>64715726
Who rattled your cage, cunt?
has Hogg finally been exposed lads?
Cost his "team" three runouts yesterday and he is getting absolutely carted
RIP in piss
Worst Australians on suicide watch
>>64715755
Langer probably is too afraid to drop him because of MUH HOGGY and MUH LOCAL BOY
*farts*
who /2300/ here
>turn on 7mate to watch based seinfeld
>tennis is still on
reeee
>>64715810
>LE FUG LE DENNIS XDXD
>>64715810
Awesome. I didn't even know waifuslam had started yet.
>>64715810
>LE SEINFELD
*tips*
>>64715786
they have Muirhead in the squad but he is absolutely kill
Hogg isn't even close to their biggest problem, their 3-7 is absolutely dire and that got exposed lastnight. They're going to collapse once Smarsh goes, wont even finish top4
>>64715826
asb classic right now
muh dick
>>64715826
who's you are waifu?
mine's genie desu
>>64715802
p good desu
>>64715798
hi matt what's doing?
t. 2299
>>64715824
You enjoy quoting the wrong posts, don't you. You did this last night as well.
you cunts gonna be posting in the Australian open threads?
>>64715824
Is that you, Rugbro?
>tfw comfy rain
>>64715798
nah soz /2500/ here
>>64715837
There is a perth tourny on as well.
All of the good players are knocked out of the asb classic and tennis "fans" are losing their shit and complaining. Utter casuals.
>>64715842
i wasnt on 4chan last night, I was playing arma 3
>>64715858
Unironically used to play tennis
It's fun
>>64715839
>>64715845
the cricket is basically over by then isnt it? Only pointless ODI's and the arse-end of the BBL
so yeh ill probably bandwagon and pretend to be a tennis expert to trigger the 3 autists who actually follow that "spoort"
>>64715870
You don't have to lie about playing a sport to post about it, that's what being a fan is about.
>>64715842
That may have been me, i leave the thread for a bit and come back and post like three or four times in a row, so I'm always waiting for the timer to go down whilst I'm reading the next post
who /stanimal/ here
>>64715463
>Except I "literally" did nothing wrong you fucking idiot.
Then why don't you come back to Australia if you did "nothing wrong"
>>64715885
I wasn't lying
