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Colts will make the playoffs Edition
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Shit edition, no one cares about your mongy -ev bets you perma-DAC slug
>>64645838
It's an "American anon makes a shit OP" edition
Le weekly American shit op sub-edition
go to bed yurop
If the Texans lose, I still win
need more denise goals like AIR
Everton vs Tottenham ends in a Draw
>>64645920
>tfw will be comfortably watching the NFL from bed while being UAC without a single penny on those shite games
Comfy tbqh.
Good edition desu mate
pull your finger out denize pls
Fuck off lennon you bellend
Who else rebacked on Spurs
>>64646240
slugs like you I'd imagine.
Here's todays winners, lads.
Dad is running the line at the Juventus match, he says Perolas were defending until the goal but are now constantly on the attack and advises a medium on +1.5 from 0-1 down
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>>64646240
I backed them as fgs and 10 seconds later, harry hit the post, then that arrogant short ass scored a cracker
May reback, might wait til HT see whats on offer
>>64646297
555555555555555555555555555555555
On CA Juventus -1.5 from 1-0. These lads from Haiti look well tired.
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t-two more?
>>64646308
on. will belt your old man if this doesn't get in lad.
>>64646309
>>64646327
Cringe.
>>64646352
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64646334
My dad is a Brazilian U19 + U20 football judge so no need to worry.
>>64646409
oh i'm not worried. your old man should be though.
>>64646334
6666666666666666666666666666666
Daddy also fancied Sao Bernardo -1.5 pre-game but isn't at the match
>>64646454
Thanks Dad UAC
STILL giggling at those who cashed out
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Imagine losing your shit over winning tenners on bubblegums while big boys like me absolutely smack Asia pmsl
>>64646516
shit gimmick lid. if you're such a BIG BOY get off this finger painting image board and enjoy your winnings
7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 UAFC
>>64646534
>gimmick
How much you down on Everton-Tottenham? Please save up all your pennies you're going to punt on accas this year and use it to have sex.
7777777777777777
SPURS
Tears if you didn't smack DC.
Glad I rebacked
spurs from 1-0 was BOTD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBmZZVSLHvc
is this the essential song for when a bet comes off?
>>64646690
rly?
7-0 FT up absolute brains too easy. No more bets today. God bless xx.
Deinze handi's HUP. Porto overs HUP.
Time for some Dominoes as lunch.
>>64646696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q
>>64646726
what's the order?
up overall despite cashing out deinze (1-0) -2.5
http://sunnyjamaica.blogabet.com/11114148/Everton%20-%20Tottenham%20Hotspur
>>64646779
IMAGINE
Spurs O2.5 team goals @4.50
Everton were rung ragged against stoke, they are shite at defending today. Spurs have been unfortunate so far, should be 3-1 already
>>64646756
I keep it simple. One Pepperoni and One Ham & Cheese.
>>64646818
>paid service
>PAID SERVICE
>>64646818
>Average odds 1.62
>Win percentage 56%
>Average stake 9.7
You found /freemoney/'s blogabet
>>64646839
>$795
Clearly you have a Dominos Gold Account
>>64646771
-5.5 i mean
Wheres gooz lads? :^)
Getting tired of 3 figure days zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64646917
counting the pennies he's up on UFC
wt sao paulo youth cup bet?
>>64646885
Platinum ;^)
No double digits, but still up, despite looking like >German tips for a long time, nmb today, have a nice evening guys.
>>64646941
What you been on today friend?
>bet drunk last night
>wake up feeling like shit
>see I went lelsea @2
wtf, at least I won
rio ave handis?
what's the best betting site for murricans?
>>64647252
it's in the OP lad.
>>64647252
Bovada, and you should use my referral link ;)
>>64647283
but there's a lot, i want to know which one is the best, lad.
>>64647305
>not having an account with every available bookie
for what purpose?
>>64647305
most of them suck 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5gervUfH3U
South American bookies truly the best bookies.
>>64647341
For us, it's a matter of getting screwed. Since that shit is illegal for us, shady sites can take all of our money and we have no legal recourse.
FFS, what's the Vegas betting trend on that Clots to make the playoffs? I'd imagine a shitton of people are taking that bet.
>>64647424
so are the murrican sites listed in OP legit?
>>64647461
Bovada and 5dimes are really the only 2 worth a shit
are colts actually a lock with no luck or hasselbeck?
>inb4 Titans tanking for draft
>>64647414
They suck too, nothing like jew365
The first Greek fix of the season just started lids.
>>64647591
odds for olympiakos are too high. something is up.
>>64647505
Titans ain't tanking nigga. They are legit terrible and have checked out for the year.
>>64647535
They're pretty much as bad as the American ones. The girls serving you are mint though.
>Indianapolis clinches AFC South division with:
>1. IND win + HOU loss + IND ties HOU in strength of victory tiebreaker and clinches strength of schedule tiebreaker over HOU.
>Note: IND ties HOU in strength of victory tiebreaker and clinches strength of schedule tiebreaker over HOU if BOTH of the following occurs:
>1. All of the following teams win: ATL, BAL, BUF, DEN, MIA.
>2. OAK win or tie + PIT win or tie as long as both teams don't tie.
>If Houston and Indianapolis end up tied in strength of victory and tied in strength of schedule, the teams would then go to the next tiebreaker, which is best combined ranking among AFC teams in points scored and points allowed in all games.
who /cheeky/ here?
>>64647690
you actually got higher odds too, props
>>64647669
>Lotto shite
>>64647669
So -ev it hurts
>>64647752
>>64647776
luckily €1 is just a medium stake for me these days
Aaron Rodgers Anytime @6.5 is THE NFL bet of the day.
Mackers retirement when?
cardozo will crush van hoof in the air
how do i join PGA
>>64648083
You don't want to. Mackers is rude to customers.
James Mckeown 2016 is supposed to be the year of the monkey not the year of the bellend. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to contribute while I'm on holiday, the bet lost due to a missed penalty, I backed it myself. It's gambling, bets lose.
James Mckeown 2016 is supposed to be the year of the monkey not the year of the bellend. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to contribute while I'm on holiday, the bet lost due to a missed penalty, I backed it myself. It's gambling, bets lose.
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James Mckeown So 8/9 shots in a row is not slaving then you know it all piece of shite?
Like · Reply · Just now
wow mackers s e e t h i n g
>2016 is supposed to be the year of the monkey not the year of the bellend.
pmsl at this banter
>>64648143
>>64648133
screencaps? what did he get on/reply to?
>>64648189
some brazil u20 shite
>>64648143
More like the year of the mug desu
just out of curiosity for the murricans here. whats the most money you've won on a single bet?
Mackers seething kek
>>64648327
Hi Tom
>>64648303
Largest amount staked and won is like $2k to win 200, nowadays I just staked enough to win $100 per bet
>>64648356
you hate me cause you aint me
>meant to put £200 on Colts accidently put £2000
>>64648656
well theyre gonna win so don't worry about it m8
>>64648369
why would you risk 2k to win 200 measley dollars??
>>64648793
nigga 200 is a nice ass used roadbike
>>64648793
it was year of the mug
>>64648828
It's also a nice ass way to eventually lose your money.
>>64648828
>nigga 200 is a nice ass used roadbike
so you would risk 10 nice ass used road bikes to win 1 nice ass used road bike?
who /freeusedroadbike/ here?
>>64648892
Shrewdie
>get out of shower
>need a shit
>not been on a good bet this year
Life is suffering
>>64649045
Sao Paulo tournament been gr8 m8
James Mckeown Small on Sao Caetano 0 asian 2.00 from here now going by pool, barely left room last 2 days just to lose money
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Rebacking Colts
>>64649346
Dont kid yourself.
>>64649423
BRAINS
>>64649464
33% roi over 10 bets :^)
Steelers + Colts double is/was the absolute mainstream lock of the CENTURY
If you didn't get on Seahawks +7 you are bad and you should feel bad. The Seahawks don't know how to not go 100% and neither do the Cardinals really. If anything the Cards might rest Palmer 2nd half but it's most likely going to be them both fielding their best team and in that case anything higher than -4 Cardinals (even at home) is INSANE.
>>64649649
How many hours of research did that take? Or have you just been on the right side of rball slaving favela children?
>>64649723
Bills/steelers/Patriots 6.5 teaser here
Lions and bills spread singles too.
Fortaleza surreal. Should make my own blogabet desu, Brasil clueless.
>>64649829
If the Panthers are winning at half time and dont look like losing then Cards will prob rest some.
>>64649856
Simmer down Jayden
Rebacking Colts again
Oh shit I forgot the NFL is rigged and put money on the Jets.
>>64649413
why do i trust this freak
DACKERS PMSL
>>64649928
>If the Panthers are winning at half time and dont look like losing then Cards will prob rest some.
They may rest Palmer and spell the run game since their depth is shit there. Otherwise Arians doesn't really believe in resting starters. Either way it's only more reason to bet on the hawks
>>64647591
>>64647623
So what is the bet?
I really tempted to bet on Oly.
>>64650808
not fixed.
>Fitzpatrick has 30 tds this year AND the Jets are going to make the playoffs
>>64649413
Anyway to get back into PGA again?
OSASCO
Osasco surreal.
>>64651275
At least you've got that sexy Rexy play calling
>put in Manuel
>put in Taylor at WR
>manage to draw them offside
unreal
>>64651795
Was ridiculous how loud Manuel his voice was desu.
>>64651275
Not looking good for the Jets familia
1/200
>>64651795
>tfw Tyrol Taylor is basically jamie foxx in Any Given Sunday
I love it
>>64650211
BRAINS
>>64651893
YES
>>64651951
Ryan Lindley doesn't suck total ass (unlike Freeman) but he's still new to the system. I wouldnt feel safe quite yet.
i'm on a $1k losing streak, so i only went tiny on my nfl picks and they all went through. feels fucking bad man.
Who all in on the jets here?
Good start for Mackers in 2016, already up 120k in 3 days
Syracuse 4th quarter handis, hurry up, hurry up
Just gone small on Toxins -13.5 and also on o12.5 3rd quarter in the Saints/Falcons game
>>64652348
>so i only went tiny on my nfl picks and they all went through. feels fucking bad man.
I hate that feel. It's hard not to chase those imagined gains
Gary Anderson steaming again tonight KeK
BOOM
I hope you caught on
why am i betting on isreali footy
le Colts fix is in
>>64652837
that was a top tip mate, didn't manage to get on but nice one
>>64652837
Got on -35.5 my armpits are damp. :^)
>>64653134
Duke started out -2.5.
Whole team prolly got blacked on NYE
Get rekt Mackers
>>64652837
My fellow Danebro, where you doing your betting?
>>64653356
looks like jew365
>>64653395
Thanks. Trying to get into this betting thing.
>>64653490
no problem, check out betfair too
>>64653395
Correct.
Down insane following dackers
Anyone still offering any bets related to Mackers' demise? Very interested in investing in a few things
>put about $80 on various games and fights last night
>come out with $90
>all the ones I won were just the shots in the dark for sports I dont really know or care about (college football)
>wrong on basically everything Im supposedly knowledgeable about
I dont know if I should be pissed or relieved, but I just risked $80 to make $10 essentially
>>64653815
I am offering "To get in traffic accident doing phone/tablet betting while driving" @ 3.70
>>64654449
Ending with more than you started is always a good day.
>wrong on basically everything you should know about
It's because you know about the sports but have no clue how to bet.
I'm glad because in the early morning football bets I won everything I lost doing addict bets after the chilean match
Now I can see if the other tips come in at peace
Need 2015 like A I R, 2016 is suffering desu
>>64652404
Who about to be uac here?
Hawks and Bulls in the NBA desu family's
>>64655074
not so fast
>>64655187
did you say all in on the knicks
ohhh gary gary
OHHHHH GARY GARY
>W-we swear they're not throwing the game
pmsl
>>64656508
>>64656616
>>64656810
the fuck are you talking about
GARYYYYYY
>FITZPATRICK
How do you throw three picks in a row in the most important game of your life pmsl
tears
>>64644394
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
>>64648656
>>64657546
cheers, only put $150 before the last drive
makes up for some of the pats loss
wtb on the late nfl games?
>won £7 on colts/steelers double, am I a BIGBOY?
>>64657617
>betting on the pats playing against Dolphins in week 17 when they aren't dying to win and are banged up
The dolphins beat the pats in games like this all the time
Could have told you this earlier but for some reason I forgot, seeing as I bet on them too
death is too good for me
Cashing out my life insurance policy would only have my mom break even probably
small-medium on longest TD o41.5 in hawks game. both teams love to chuck it deep for explosive plays. Seahawks have a perennially high TOXIC score
>>64658259
I had them at a decent line it was -200 or 1.5, and it repeatedly went over +250 for dolphins so I could've hedged multiple times. There was even a moment of the bookie making a mistake of leaving pats/dolphins both at evens after it was 10-17 but I still didn't take it. Even the -300 corrected line would've worked
baka if you're not up brains today
what film should i watch
>>64656192
Absolutely disgusting
>>64658906
the revenant
>>64658906
sicario
not feeling the squawks today
if they prove my wrong, I'll be happy somewhat for them but after rasm loss and previous cards loss I don't believe in them
>>64658906
the classic. fugitive.
Bulls or the Hawks + worth a bet?
>>64659693
on hawks +4.5 here
>>64659069
awful film
>>64659693
on Hawks +7.5 to chase u98.5 1st half losses
>>64659817
its not awful, didnt live up to what i had hoped though, prob 7/10
first half was great but the plot was pretty weak overall
Genuinely can't stop farting, been having takeaways for last three days
>>64659366
tears buddy
>>64658802
What were the value bets today? Just about to whatsapp me nan
>Kyle Korver has missed his last 20 three point attempts
huh
Can't stop farting
Won't stop farting
Desperately need Euan to record "You can tell that to the kanjiklub" on Vocaroo
>Hawks
>>64660499
Imagine going to the Eastern Conference Finals and being unable to beat one of the worst teams in the league. Imagine.
>>64660851
will the fourth be "one of those" quarters?
Heads gone, put 50% of my roll on MIA Heat ML
I'm never betting on Patriots ever again.
Gf calling me Donald I'm trumping so much
Seahawks +7 S U R R E A L
>>64660914
Arron Afflalo is playing out of his mind right now. Something like 13/14 from the floor
Bedroom absolutely hums, need to open a window but it's too cold
SEAHAWKS
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>>64659366
;_;
>>64661644
ayyyy
seahawks over 40.5 at evens worth a punt?
w-well, there's always hope for a miracle wilson blows his knees or something just like yesterday's oregon game and cardinals make an comeback with 49/4 odds
>>64662187
panthers are destroying TB, cards have no hope for winning home field, arians is gonna pull palmer and some starters in the 2nd half unless hes a complete moron
>>64661925
does she have a lazy eye
>>64662176
over 37.5 @ 1.83
surely they'll get 8 points in the 2nd half....
>>64662176
>>64662914
I would take o37.5 small. Not really sure if we'll rest players or who we would rest and win. I think the Cardinals likely sit palmer by the 3rd quarter. Decent chance the Hawks defense gets it done on a turnover
>>64663050
>who we would rest and win
who we would rest and when**
If we're up 3 scores Russell will probably take the bench in the 4th quarter. T Jax is a good backup though, easily capable of a TD drive but more likely a FG drive since >we wouldn't ask him to do a lot
Chelsea are back desu
I just took u55.5 @2.55 small in the Seahawks game. Palmer is out. Wilson will follow soon - maybe even just 1 three and out by Zona would do it.
Just got ANOTHER loyalty bonus from bet365. My account must be worth a fortune
>>64663715
>>64663791
Wish this gimmick would end to be honest
In the waterhouse match's timeline there's a goal, yet the score is 0-0
>>64663947
Disallowed
>get on seahawks 040.5
>immediate arizona int
>dropping back 15 yards almost out of field goal range
manlet genocide FUCKING WHEN
Only averaging 821/day this month and I didn't even have a bet on the first as I was absolutely hanging zzz
Mackers the Antigua SPECIALIST tipped Green Bay -1 from 0-1 up.
>>64664382
Screen shotting and sending to Mackers
Enjoy your ban
>>64664382
Need another Seahawks FG desu
>>64664498
>yfw I'm not renewing anyway
>>64664565
How will you know what to lay?
>>64664601
I'll just spot the desperate lumps of 30k ;)
PGA mugs moving the line away
I prestaked so I'm very comfy
>tjax getting ready to come in
>Gortat injured
Lumping on Miami
>>64664846
got on wizards u94.5, hopefully whiteside doesnt a shit
>>64664503
Stopped reading at the start of the 4th paragraph
went to one game now hes a judge zzzz
>>64664943
Got on. Read the tez reasoning. Cashed out for a tiny profit when the line moved enough. Probably ends up being a refund. ;^)
>>64664936
>Gortat back in
surprised
Cashed out for a small margin
Don't want to be involved with PGA bets
inb4 it ends 3-1
Won my first SC2 bets
>>64665108
still looking decent, miami has above average defense and wizards cant make shots
will probably cashout decent profit at halftime
BASED PANTHERS GOING HAM
BASED SEAHAWKS SHUTTING DOWN THE CARDS
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