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Who here has /chewieholdinghimbacktokeepfromrebackingoregon/?
First for qt MLS commentator girlfriend
>>64628616
it's already -18.5 and I kinda want to reback
Imagine only going medium on Oregon but going large on o75
IVth for putting everything on under 74 on ore/tcu
I had Soto 29-28 desu, Still 2/2 on SW though :^)
So horny ffs.
>>64628658
Personally can't reback with this defense they have. Thankfully I'm already on a special.
SO MANY TCU AND OREGON WHORES GONNA BE RUNNING AROUND DOWNTOWN TONIGHT AND I'LL BE HERE AT HOME SHITPOSTING
>aerial coverage of a dome game
>>64628744
forgot to take off your trip there mate?
>>64628706
Random question, but do you prefer to win money on a fight where you think the opposing fighter should have won or would want them to win instead?
THAT. CATCH. and THAT. OTHER. CATCH.
>>64628906
Dragon city bitch
>>64628906
These fucking refs I swear to god...
>>64628862
Well.. If i'm betting on them, money obv. If not, then whoever deserve to win.
>>64624728 #
KINGS in
GEORGETOWN in
>>64628917
Chinese new year coming early. ;^)
>>64628927
Seemed like the correct call. Ref should have been less of a bitch boy and let the catch stand though just for entertainment.
Duffy pls
>>64629172
He's dead, the hard forearm to the face in R1 broke his nose.
Holy shit this is fucking stupid. Oregon might actually break 64 and bring my last bowl season prop bet in. Need TCU to score so Oregon doesn't take their foot off in the 2nd half
>Figure Oregon would have been undefeated if Adams hadn't gotten injured and are the true #1 team in the nation
>Special stake Oregon +1.5 the moment the lines came out
>Lose almost every Bowl bet I place
>No confidence in re-backing by a lot when Boykin is suspended
>mfw
Gonna be 29-28 UD for porier, another 30s and duffy may have had the triangle 2bh
>that one countryside white guy brofisting the black players on the nba team
Ebry tiem.
>lebron 9 points already
>>64629524
>9 units
>>64629524
>>64629556
>following the "tips" of a bookie shill
>>64629524
It was a solid large based off information. Asking for tea is statistically correlated to be low scoring.
>>64629669
>go back to check my addict bet
>2 minutes remaining
>team winning by 4
>opposition insta-three pointer
>lose posession, foul
just let me die in my sleep already, it wasn't even a bad bet
>>64629669
Incorrect info tbqh. The British expansion was fueled by tea.
Lil punt on Holtz Dec @2.2
>These TCU manlets
2speedy4me
>>64629778
Updated stream: http://live.3pmstream.com/streaming/free-live-video-streaming-fighting-ufc-195-early-prelims-other-fighting-216549.html
>>64629878
>not using acestream for glorious 1080p
where is best to look at player points in play for NBA
>>64629967
post plz
>That punt
Truly the king of meme plays.
>>64629967
Found this one, pretty decent and more live
http://www.vipleague.is/sports/ufc.htmlhttp://www.vipleague.is/boxing/355185/1/televised-prelims-ppv-ufc-195-las-vegas-live-stream-online.html
Two fucking overtimes
Losing by 5
Never again
Doesn't even let me cash out
>>64630050
Magnus has gone in raw. Hard.
>Adams out
Knew it was going too well.
>TCU blocks punt
>Oregon catches the ball out of the air and advances it for a first down
Pffft hahahahaha
>>64630050
NBA.com or espn
Mississippi +28
College basketball
Uk aint that good this year
Cookies blueless etc etc
Im on it
Dont follow just doing it for the annals of bet history
>Mfw it loses
>All this blood
:^(
>>64630126
Oregon -7 comfiest bet of the year
>>64630234
Bet is going to lose lid. Adams is out and Lockie is maybe the worst backup QB in CFB.
Hornets are raping me
I lost
Hold me /bet/
I want to cry
If Holtz doesnt get up, he'll lose this fight. These judges score heavy on top-position control.
>>64630292
>You lost
Hahahhahahahahahahaha
No. Seriously
It happens la
More so than anyone itt will admit
Get laid and drunk, the blues fade away temporarily...
>>64629778
fucking GOON bet
jesus christ lebron has a chance of hitting 24 in the first half
>>64630402
>Get laid
???
Nah but it hit hard because it was an actual good bet on the thing I'm the worst at
>>64630433
Holtz GOONd the 3rd round :^(
Gooz pls
Don't worry friends, the qt in the next fight is going to win! :^)
S U R E L Y
A
F
E
>>64630483
Have sexual intercourse
1-0 in official and 1-0 in unofficial or riskier bets on ufc
Really need brandao and Condit to win for my parlay tho
>>64630262
is TCU +30.5 a bet?
>>64630570
Both qt
Bet365 taken the In-play off for this fight.. Kish pls.
what's the fighting bet?
>>64630778
Kish
>Lebron on 20pts
Hes supposed to be sick
Just told my cat to always bet on the Gooz
>this Perth Glory goal
Not even on but holy kek
>>64630483
>A good bet
>A sure winner
>Free moneys
>>64630823
reback now?
Brisbane Roar backers in tears
>>64631006
It was the first placed team against the third worst, at evens
>>64631044
Odds are near enough what they are pre-fight atm
>>64631091
well, rebacked @ 1.9, seemed aight to me
>>64627868
I hope YOU got on it
>>64628343
I put a tenner on it when it was at $8 the other day but I would never bet serious amounts on the weather
I think they'll still get atleast three days play out of this game and it's a square turner so its by no means a safe bet.
>>64631130
Lines were 1.5 when i looked at comment and markets opened, nice :^)
>>64630702
If Adams stays out it's worth a small bet. TCU isn't going to explode on offense, but they have moved the ball, just hurt themselves with penalties.
Really hope they get shut out though. ;^)
Ray Felton is STILL in the NBA
huh
Justine Kish
Good girl. Bit scrappy there but aggression won in the end.
Big Kish win, Westcott & Kish double lands too, wew :^)
tears if you didn't get on Sims @ 2.10 before weigh-ins
As my last basketball tip came in i wondered
Why is this my best sport?
Nfl is so so
Soccer is dire
Why am i so in tune with basketball?
It was invented by a white man?
Why us it so ez for me over timr?
Imagine playing your last football game of your career and you decide to take yourself out by running head first into a defensive back. Just IMAGINE.
These judges are pretty dodgy tb]-[
>>64631386
I dunno man
In local league last month I had 80% accuracy
Yet international I'm barely 50%
PMSL. Oregon is going to lose. Lockie is absolute shite.
>>64631472
Two of them are.
>>64631527
Yea, obv dont know which 2 though...
Need a Noke finish within the first 2 rounds for massive profits :^)
thanks based kish, and thanks lebron for reaching 26
>>64631564
The ones scoring 30-27 for fighters who lost 1 round.
Magnus based shill
>>64631495
Lets keep each other posted lad
PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ON THE UNDER...HELP ME JESUS
Shoulda layed Noke
>noke
Perth did pick it up towards the end but its definitely one for the collection
>365 hasn't let me cash out the entire game
Whew. Going to walk the dog.
>>64631800
Nice
Noke's hooter is broken.. shaking.
Morono was VALUE
>>64631972
Wow. Even he was surprised he won...
Yea, these judges are fucked up.
>One judge scored it 30-27 Noke
>Two judges score it 29-28 for the other guy
Did they pull an idiot from the streets and tell him to score fights?
>>64632054
I think the 2 29-28s in favour of the other guy are the ones from the streets m8
Noke won the 1st and 3rd round very easily.
Think i'll punt on teh underdogs by dec in every fight now... T B H
Morono won first and third.
Where you at, gooz. I am 2-0 with my ufc tips tonight
>>64632161
He didnt win the 3rd round m8, that 1 single sub attempt shouldn't overall score an entire round in favor of the fighter. These judges are stoned. :'^)
ALL THESE FAGGOTS ITT WATCHING TWO GROWN MEN OIL WRESTLING
>Grappling
ZZZzz
>Translator just making shit up
>>64632272
He did better jabs and barraged him from the back while nole wasn't throwing anything, then quickly that top position was worthless as there was good submission attempt.
Lying to yourself will effect your ufc bets, senpai
>>64632440
Gonna have to disagree with you friend, like most of /heem/ and many other MMA-forums, but hey-ho, we must of been watching different fights :^)
What were McDonald's odds?
>>64632587
1.2 SW, Finish was 3.XX, cant remember exactly, I had him first round and small on submission, so half-win i guess...
Based on zero knowledge and not knowing anything about UFC after seeing that preview I think Lawler will lose. :)
>>64632667
He will :^)
>>64632516
Quick to get through all those forums, especially when betting favorite just lost when Joe was shilling him hard and emotion are high ;)
I have Brandao and Condit, but anything can happen. I didn't lose my ufc tips yet so there is that.
>>64632667
>doubting the blood god
>go set up my new television and run errands
>come back to this Oregon collapse
Lockie can eat every dick in the world
REEEEEEEEE
Lawler or Condit?
>>64632829
Condit
>>64632829
Condit. It rarely happens, but after listening Luca Fury's podcast and taking into account everything that he said he managed to convince me that Condit has just more tools than Robbie, accompanied by an iron chin and best cardio at the welterweight. The only factor in favour of Robbie is raw power and in-the-pocket exchanges. His fight with Rory showed that he leaves himself open for leg kicks pretty often and Condit will abuse that like hell.
pmsl @ this A L T I T U D E talk
Wtb in aussie slags football?
>ducks lead down to 3
to hedge or to not hedge after lead drops from 31 to 3
>>64633183
I'm kicking myself for not deciding to jump on +30.5 special. Figured I would just ride it out and not risk any more money. Fucking hell
Dont want this fight to go to the judges...
Im on rockets+15
God help us
gooooooooooooooooooooz
T R U J I L L O
Every bet I have now on this card is free.
>>64633251
will you reback on higher +?
Didn't good pick Sims? Or was that syk fuck rukus
OH MY FUCK @ Oregon backers
This is one of the worst meltdowns I've ever seen in a football game in my entire 28 years on this gay earth. Oregon is actually going to lose after leading 31-0 and the spread moving to TCU +33.5. I don't even know. Fuck everything.
FUCK
U
C
K
Alright lids, what's the bet?
>>64633341
I already did +20 right now tb h
Harden bouta go off
Spurs gon rest starters etc
You wit me on this wild ride my nigra?
the fuck is this pmsl
>betting on correctly priced sports
not even once, lads
>>64633584
A pair of manletts fighting over clothes m8.
Hard banter tbph.
>>64633595
Never seen an Aussie do anything else other than bet on correctly priced sports desu senpai
U SAY YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I TELL YOU IM YOUR MAN
YOU WIN SUMS LOSE SUMS ITS ALL A GAME TO ME
>>64633576
>You wit me on this wild ride my nigra?
Just went LARGE on +19.5. Chasing Oregon losses hard.
>>64633576
I developed a phobia for basketball but threw a humble fiver at 20.5
>Sandstorm
>>64633696
guess I'm the exception liddo. just got back from 2 weeks holidays paid for by two months of sports betting winnings.
THE PLEASURE IS TO PLAY
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHAT YOU SAY
#prayforNestle
>>64633805
LETS GET IT THEN
>>64633945
Post last three bets
>double OT in this oregon game
To cut losses and just take -80 or risk 200 to win 100?
Brandao 2-0 atm, need a finish for max prof.
OMG my double OT bowl game prop hit
HAHAHAHA drunken terrible prop bet somehow backs my way into a healthy profit. Hahahaha
Fuuuuck, first ufc bet lost
NICE SUBMISSION
HE WAS LOSING TOO
>>64634356
;_;
>>64634454
>>64634457
>>64634466
SW lost, double came in though :^)
>>64634496
I was sweating hard.
>>64634279
the only bets I've made this year have been on the t20 lark currently offered on bet365. literal free money.
man that was way too close
Larkin to take this to the distance, hoping he wall & stalls his way to a UD.
>>64633805
>>64633712
up INSANE
Motorhead
Ace of spades
YouTube it
Listen and learn
I swear to god
Plz listen with lyrics ffs
Ok, money on tumenov by finishing
>>64634706
Are you up or down? Not following the fights
>>64634881
Up, only by a bit though, still got 3 fights left (5 bets), current fight has the largest win potential of the card though.
>Risking 2k just for 100 euro profit on this game
Happy to know I won't see these little shits again until summer.
>>64635039
pls stop m8
>>64635039
Your heads gone lid
Sweden at 3.0 to win the hockey tournament on bet365.
LARGE on Sweden Finland and USA russia over 5.5 odds are only going to get worse so throw shekels on now.
Very reasonable both games games go to overtime but Sweden and USA 3way if you way to get on.
Swizz -1.5 tomorrow is a must too.
>>64631152
I bet 75% of my bankroll on tcu +30 and 10% on tcu 16/1 because of this post UP FUCKING BRAINS th-thank you
Larkin/Tumenov O1.5 rounds - in
>This Denver game
A-at least I'll be down less after this
>>64635209
>American bankroll management
>>64635118
It has definitely gone. As has my shirt which I ripped apart in anger when it became 31-17, kek.
>>64635083
I had 1.75k on Oregone (of which 1k which I staked almost a month ago). Had to stake an additional 120 euro on TCU @16 and hope Oregone didn't win in OT.
Going to have a victory wank and cry while doing it. :^)
>>64635292
>Denver 1Q FG% 22
jesus christ
surely denver + is a bet? they can't be this dire for the remainder of the match
Lads lads lads. If Lawler wins my bankroll hits 1k for the first time ever. This was my MAIN goal when I started ~5 months ago. At $997.81 with a random small bet on Lawler from earlier today still out.
Bowl Season absolutely
SURREAL
U
R
R
E
A
L
>>64635380
>1k roll first time
>nearly 30 years old with 2 degrees stuck on a thai fur trading website
>bragging about it
?
>>64635209
>Not following a wild hare and going up 5 figures in one night
Implying im not gonna cash out the winnings from this tomorrow
S
>Getting what you get in two weeks in 2 hours
>>64635379
Alot of those were open looks too. Problem is they've left the Warriors more open looks
These judges could easy score this 1-1/1-1/2-0 for Larkin... He's @4.33 atm...
>>64635420
Not bragging, my roll is small as fuck compared to many of the people on here. Just celebrating a personal accomplishment.
>>64635433
Meant for
>>64635317
Started drowning my mistake in alcohol
>it wins anyway
Is +24.5 Nuggets good or are they going to be buttblasted by Curry and co?
>>64635513
Guess I misread the tone of that post, congratulations m8 and hope the success continues for you
>>64635535
post slips. doubt you are up 5 figs tonight. 4 figs i'd believe.
Gonna be close this... another split incoming i think....
>>64635549
Warriors bench is short (9 dressed), so it'll probably be starters for most of the game. I wouldn't do it personally
>>64635595
Thanks /betbro/
>Leaving it to these crooked judges
Man this nigger has a good chin
>>64635620
I know that if bookies give teams a 6-7 difference and you find an over 20 difference, the plus almost always is value. But in NBA as quarters are longer, pointers go higher, and the skill level is way higher I really have no idea what happens
>>64635605
>implying anyone is ever down
>>64635690
>I know that if bookies give teams a 6-7 difference and you find an over 20 difference, the plus almost always is value.
I don't think you're wrong in general but the warriors are the best team in the league by a fair margin (barring maybe the spurs) so they can do anything on any given night. If I saw a 20+ spread like that and it had opened at 6+ I'd probably take it in the late 3rd or early 4th as those scores typically seem to close by a bit late but it's hard to say with GS.
>>64635848
Yeah thought so
The Warriors gave me some serious dosh with HT/FTs and o6s
Arlovski or Miocic?
>>64635940
I have Arlovski since he I with Greg and I see his striking good against miocic, but I don't recommend betting on this fight
>>64635939
>The Warriors gave me some serious dosh
Warriors were basically like a money printing press when they were in the middle of that winning streak. There was like a solid 3 weeks where the bookies just could NOT get the lines right.
>Arlovski getting his old washed up glass chin tested
That Warriors sideline reporter is a qt.
>>64635986
This is why I say avoid such fights, Arlovski could have caught him and viceversa
>>64636283
Second that
>tfw getting back in after a small break
>already lost half my bank in a day
>>64636340
HW fights are a coin toss in essence.
>>64635460
I liked the brief moment when you could bet on Tyson Fury @ 2.70 AFTER the last round against Klit when it was obvious he dominated the champ and the only thing that could stop him from getting the title were crooked German judges.
>>64636609
how much?
Currently 6/11, Condit left
3/4 on doubles.
Not too bad.
>>64635690
>Curry won't return
Get on it if you still can
>>64636701
looks good gooz
Idk bout this
>>64636283
Her friends though...
>>64636800
Phobia kicked in
>>64636856
1-0 (10-9) Condit is something to know m8.
Ib4 Carlos get's careless
>>64636904
Cmon, I love you m8 for betting on ufc at all, wasn't much ufc bettors here before
1-1, condits jaw is holding though. Fight can easily go either way.
condit bout to swallow a lawlor hook
Wtb for tomorrow lids? Which football is gonna win the scores
Condit's living up
>>64636609
>Not staying away
really good fight m8s
CC 2-1
>>64636885
Classic female behavior. Find ugly friends to stand out more.
>the future of MMA is throwing hundreds of 50% effort sissy punches to score points
NO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY BOXING NOT JOIN THEM
You're literally an idiot if you're not laying on Condit @1.83.
Robbie needs to finish to keep his strap.
Condit has won on points after 4 rounds.
>>64637209
She's got some high test thighs too
>>64637412
Dem biracial genes. Hnggghh.
BEHIND THAT BEARD IS A CHIN OF STEEL
I didn't hop in and the absolute madmans on Denver catch up to the Warriors
>>64636800
>only put a small on nugs +22.5
I don't always bet on mainstream, but when I do, I do it wrong.
They both look so gassed that even when they are presented with an open punch, it does no damage. What is it rednecks enjoy about this mess?
Jesus that chin
Getting on +11.5 would be a big mistake
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
R O B B E R Y
Actual robbery wtf.
BAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE IT THANK YOU BASED REFS
MUH PILLOW SISY PUNCHES
GET REKT CONDIT
REFBALL
FUCK OFF
CARLOS WON THAT FIGHT
LAWLER
LAWLER
LAWLER
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
FUCKING RIGGED
WHAT
>using corrupt boxing judges to score mma fights
Utter bullshit
Did he just drop the f bomb?
>>64637315
based corrupt refs literally might have just helped save this sport.
>betting on this "sport"
kek
KEK
K E K
Who /robbedbyrobbie/ here?
Condit landed more S.Strikes than Robbie threw total trikes, did nothing in R3 & 4, condit clearly 3-2.
Can't wait to see the judges cards tomorrow and teh round stats :^)
I AM IN SO MUCH RAGE
>>64638101
hey namefag, untwist your thong and get educated.
Strikes landed < significant strikes+damage, which Robbie had in spades.
It was close, but if you watch the fight cold you'll clearly see how Robbie won that.
HOLY SHIT DENVER IS JUST 3 POINTS BELOW WHY
Would do obscene things for a Denver win right here.
literally fuck betting on the nba senpai
>>64638224
what are you on
>>64638183
>HOLY SHIT DENVER IS JUST 3 POINTS BELOW WHY
Curry went out. Dallas straight wrecked GS when Curry didn't play. Changes the entire way you can approach GS defensively.
>didn't have a cheeky on denver ML @ insane odds when they were down like 20
just die in my sleep already
>>64638101
it sucks /bet/bros lost but honestly fuck that pussy shit condit was trying. Do you honestly want to see more fights throwing half assed zero power punches and duck and run and turn the sport into boxing?
