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first for Lawler
Carlos got robbed
Condit was only meant as a sacrifice to the Blood God. When will you goofs understand this?
>>64639403
Fight Pass is pretty cool though, honestly. I'm not being a shill but the fight library is awesome and the live events are great.
Too bad I live in Australia and Fox Sports buys the rights to literally every single UFC fight that isn't a PPV so I don't get any Fight Pass exclusive events.
>You thought that was Robbie?
First for literally drained
Stipe is a funny sounding guy for sure.
>>64639426
Fucking hell, that guy spilled so much spaghetti in there.
How far did your heart sink when Buffer roared "STILL"?
Carlos
;_;
>he thinks Stipe would beat Schaub
Who's more articulate: Stipe or the Diaz bros?
DOWNVOTE THE UFC PRESS CONFERENCE TO SHOW YOU WONT TOLERATE CARLOS BEING ROBBED
#GoofTroop
– The following fighters took home a $50,000 from the UFC 195 event…
* Performance Bonus: Stipe Miocic
* Performance Bonus: Michael McDonald
* Fight of the Night: Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
>>64639408
Not /bunda/ but /hightest/.
>>64639439
Back of the knee maybe
https://youtu.be/OwQd4muqRfI
https://youtu.be/OwQd4muqRfI
>>64639439
Pretty damn deep
>>64639449
>Performance Bonus: Michael McDonald
This is just fucking stupid. He was losing most of the fight.
>>64639422
>mfw my gym buddy lets me use his fight pass
>people unironically think lawler won
"11 strikes landed weighs more than 22 strikes landed because the 11 strikes had a higher percentage" - newfag you know who you are
>>64639449
Cheers mate, missed that. The Youtube link for the live Press Conference is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwQd4muqRfI
>>64639439
Though Condit won, thought Lawler was going to get the decision after one judge gave it to him.
when does the fighting begin?
Condit was late for the presser because he was busy backstage trying to land meme kicks on Robbie from 36 feet away
>>64639449
>Fight of the Night
I actually thought the spicier banger of this night was Poirier vs Duffy.
>>64639420
This was what surprised me the most. Between Blood Orc Lawler and Carlos Khornate, even with all the elbows, there wasn't very much blood.
>Tyron Woodley salty as fuck right now
>Stipe lost to Stefan fucking Struve
>Title shot
>Ben Rothwell nowhere to be found
>>64639475
in round 5
DONT GIVE HIM NOTHING
;_;
>>64639467
There is nothing to think. He won and you will eventually accept it, right now you are in denial. Take a few deep breaths.
T CITY
Can fucking robber finish a fight without judges?
>>64639483
Why?
>>64639483
>more salt being thrown on FS1
Can we at least agree Condit would beat Hendricks in a 5 round fight?
>condits face has LITERALLY no damage compared to robbie
Man Condit is such a nice guy
I like both Lawler and Condit, bit tough here
Don't leave plz
>>64639502
upset condit fans are hilarious
>comfy as fuk right now
>>64639502
>>64639507
>Next in line for a title shot
>rematch an inevitability
>has to be on tv and not seem like a complete bitch
>possibility it might be my last one
-Carlos Condit
I hope not, but whatever.
>action card
>thrown into holidays
>just youtube press
>falls flat
>>64639502
did he polish his head?
that's unnaturally shiny
>>64639536
oh fucking lerd
>You guys play those games
Kek
>>64639532
He's an easy fight for Lawler though
>Condit is more chill about this than the rest of us
Dammit man
>you guys can play those games
robbie so sooo based
>got tv on while shitposting
>this fucking banter between DC and Wodley
>Hide yo chin!
Condit seems like a cool guy. But he might be playing that "I might retire.....unless maybe a rematch happens." Which should happen imo. Learned from Diaz
>robbie has no chill
Post Nick Diaz face right now
>>64639546
>sticks it into your mum's puss before every bout, m8
>>64639538
How about you take your shitposts elsewhere.
>Condit might be done
;_;
>>64639477
underrated post
fuck come on condit dont quit pls
Condit won't retire, he's building a case for immediate rematch. Woodley on suicide watch
Mates Condit is tearing me apart here
>>64639564
>>64639568
You first
Condit lost 235, these are the facts. What you think you saw doesn't matter.
>>64639567
rude
Condit taking not so subtle shots at GSP
>>64639556
>this fucking banter between DC and Wodley
what i miss?
Robbie's face looks insane
>>64639583
Facts according to casuals
Ouch. Condit shouldn't leave. I would like to see him with a rematch after Woodley tbqh
Easy, /heem/, maybe Condit is aware of how much chin he has left
MEWVMENT
>Casuals were contesting why Condit was getting a title shot
Literally the champ right now.
>>64639591
>He looks like GSP
>Carlos looks like Hendricks
MEWVMENT
>>64639593
Butthurt much? These are actual facts, not neckbearded opinions. Robbie won 3 rounds, you are completely retarded to dispute that now.
>>64639552
no way
you can tell he's fucking seething
>>64639596
mio dio
>>64639594
Fuck off woodley, you will never get a title shot before condit
nigger.
>This guy again
>Possibility that Condit might kek Woodley
Please
>>64639570
>Fight commercials- "I love fighting. I'd do it for free."
>Loses shit decision
>After fight, Condit says aloud to the whole room, "I don't know how I lost that shit. I don't know where to go from here."
>Dana steps to the mic, "Carlos said he might retire."
>Stutters so fucking much
>Gets a long generic answer
>>64639596
Brazil, you da real /BUNDA/ mvp
>Condit won on points
>>p-points s-suck Robbie did better!!
>Condit significantly outstruck him in every way
>>muh-non aggressive pitter patter!!!
>Condit battered Robbie's face and was more aggressive overall
>>NIGGERS!!!!!!
Ya ain't real fight fans
>>64639610
you might be right anon, he's trying to play it off
>>64639625
Are you brain dead?
>>64639575
What I've been saying for dayz, zon.
>>64639625
what does any of that have to do with fighting for free or not?
Condit and Lawler would be good pals desu
Kinda like Mended and Aldo
>>64639608
Try harder
robbie's pretty good at answering these tedious questions
Luca fury is such a fag. Ruining sherdog radio. All you need is tj and breen
>>64639625
>Be carlos
>Stay cool on screen after robbery
>Blah blah can't leave it to judges
>Fucking lose your shit after wards in the lobby off camera
>Reporters bring up the shit
>Can't take a hint your trying not to be a dick about it publicly
What the judges do is, they give rounds where not much happens to the guy who has the momentum. Condit definitely won round 3, and if what happened in round 3 happened in round 2, the judges would have given the round to Condit, since Condit had the momentum after round 1. Because Robby won round 2, the judges were biased towards Robbie and gave him round 3 when he didn't deserve it.
t city a cute
bad decisions ruining mma is nothing new, chill guys
>>64639663
I believe he sponsors the Beatdown show with his gambling racket
>>64639641
>>64639645
>Loves to fight
>Retires after next fight
How new are you guys?
>>64639677
Probably. His picks are fucking terrible too. I'd pay for breen tips before I'd ever pay for jewca faggy
Lawler is a monster
Really feeling for Condit though, that press conference was damn short desu
>>64639403
>People talking shit about Condit being too tall for WW
If only he would juice and move to LHW
People bitch about juicers and then talk shit on Condit Fuck yall
"Win"
>>64639685
Yeah cause he's been competing for a long time.
what if there were 5 judges instead of 3
more accuracy?
what if there were 17 judges instead of 5
even more accuracy?
>>64639691
sounds like condit couldn't remember most of the 5th
everything he says about it is from the 35d person, as if someone had to tell him
Only shame is they beat the shit out of each other so even immediate rematch with no injuries postponing it would be at least 6 months
>that sinking feeling when you can tell this will do shitty numbers because it doesn't have a living meme on the card
They didn't advertise this worth dick senpaitachi
>>64639711
This isn't rare.
I feel bad for Condit, but this is what happens when you run from Nick Diaz your whole career.
>>64639700
I love to fuck bitches. I just fucked the hottest bitch I've ever seen. But I didn't nut. That's it for me, no sex for me ever again.
>>64639706
>9 judges rob Condit instead of 2
>>64639696
>judging by facial damage
How's it being a new casual? Bj Penn must be undefeated then cause he never showed damage
not a condit fan
not a lawler fan
condit clearly won that fight 1,3,4
in those three rounds, robbie was outstruck by a wide margin in terms of volume and the few shots that lawler landed weren't all that effective (unlike in R2 where one of them scored a knockdown, and R5 where he had condit in serious trouble)
>>64639635
Thanks man.
With great /bunda/ comes great responsibility.
>>64639726
This is what happens when you run from Nick Diaz 1 fight out of 40+
>FTFY
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fowp2125YvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fowp2125YvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fowp2125YvM
ELITE BANTER
I swear to god judges ruin the stacked welterweight. First the gsp fight, the diaz fight, now the lawler fights. It demoralizes the real winners and makes them suck at training
Gustavus would be 100% better right now if he wasn't robbed of the belt with champion coaches and training
>>64639716
and they'll pin it on the fighters too
UFC is truly a meme promotion with casino money
>>64639735
>senpai, did you even watch the fight?
I bet on Lawler...
>>64639716
Lawler and Condit are solid sells
They had about a million commercials of this anyway
>>64639685
>what is promoting a fight
>>64639726
They literally gave Diaz Condit and he said No
>>64639745
After Conor this is so routine tbqh family
>>64639736
>THIS.
>FUCKING.
>GUY.
>HAS.
>IT.
>RIGHT.
>>64639439
I died a little
wasn't devastated because it was a great fight but it just hurt more because you know unless there was an immediate rematch this was condit's last run
>>64639745
Is everyone from Team Beta Male just completely incapable of talking shit?
They all just crumble when someone goes on the verbal offensive
I don't understand how anyone could think Condit lost round 3.
>>64639775
Of course he does. Anyone being objective had Condit winning.
It's whatever. Shit happens.
Who else /gettingdrunkafaftertheirhusbandolost/ here?
>lawler gets shit kicked out of him every fight
>looks like someone took a weed wacker to his face after every fight
>wins though sheer determination and luck and brute strength
yfw lawler is guts
>>64639751
friendly reminder condit was -500 on unibet livebetting going into round 5, for anyone new (youkay on heemspeak) this means all bookies thought condit was 4-0 or 3-1 going into round 5.
>>64639736
I feel like this will be a long-lasting argument of striking volume vs. effectiveness which will never be resolved.
>there are people out there that thought Lawler vs Condit had a 10-8 round
Learn more about MMA la familia. I hate to push this point, but learn more about MMA and how it's scored and join us in a better discussion next time.
Anyone not betting the shit out of Cain?
>>64639797
it was a tough loss, but on the bright side, T-City is still undefeated
They should just do a 10 minute open round to decide the fight if no one has been heemed in the first 5 rounds for championship fights desu
>be Carlos Condit
>land a beautiful headkick against prime GSP but can't seal the deal and lose
>get grapplefucked by a guy who walks around at 250lbs and lose again, moving you out of title contention
>beautifully destroy a tough fighter to push yourself into an eliminator bout
>poised to make Anderson Silva money if you win but your leg falls to literal pieces by itself and you lose again
>come back after a grueling 15 months of recovery and excitingly win a tune up fight, solidifying your title shot since everyone else is either hurt or already defeated or booked
>get raped by the judges and lose out on millions of dollars in sponsorships
>forced to retire from the accumulation of 2 decades worth of damage with nothing to show for it
Feels bad man.
>>64639807
effectiveness should and does win out over volume. Why wouldn't it?
>>64639799
Yeah pretty much this.
>>64639812
He's going to get madman guillotined again
>>64639814
but my husbando
>>64639807
The big thing is that Condit had both
>>64639817
I will never forget Carlos. He will forever be my boy.
>>64639818
Because Rob didn't land anything effective in the third
Carlos had him gunshy thinking "what's with all these fucking memes he's throwing at me, is it safe to punch yet?"
>>64639817
dont forget the BS hate he gets for that 1 diaz fight that he chose to fight smart in
>Tyron Woodley
>Never invited back to FS1
>>64639818
I actually agree, I had Lawler rd 2 3 and 5. Just replying to that post as it pretty much sums up the issue at the heart of the argument.
>>64639817
>>64639817
He's too good for MMA.
plz don't hate Lawler
He dindu nuffin
>>64639807
effectiveness is more than damage. When you just take entire exchanges defensively the other guy is effective.
>>64639807
Well, the problem is, Robbie wasn't effective in round 3, nor did he have octagon control in round 3. Being more aggressive and effective in round 5, or even more effective over the 25 minutes, doesn't win you round 3.
>>64639840
Exactly. Something that the Nick Diaz fanboys can't seem to understand.
>>64639850
Diaz fans are just like that. They probably find ways to hate on Thomson after he kicked Nate's head off.
They're just part of the sport, like blind judges.
>>64639857
How anyone could have Lawler in the 3rd is beyond me.
>>64639807
volume striking is for boxing matches
>>64639807
That argument only exists in 2 and 5, where condit had more volume but robbie was the more effective puncher (and those two rounds should absolutely go to lawler).
In 1, 3, 4, he was outlanded by a wide margin and the few punches he did land didn't do significant damage. He had neither volume nor effectiveness in those rounds.
>>64639798
Lawler is JBG incarnate, it was a bad decision but I'd rather see Lawler fight as the champion desu so I'll accept it.
If Condit had just stuck to his guns and ran away he could be wearing that belt right now.
>>64639764
Yeah man what a chump for not wanting to watch a guy run away for five rounds
>>64639817
He is STILL MY BOY!
Official vote which is more sad
A) I'm a Condit fan right now
B) My biggest fetish is bunda but I have micropenis so bad that I get my piss stream obsturcted by my ballsack so I can never doggystlye true bunda
Condit won 3 rounds
Lawler won the fight
I am comfortable with this outcome and I will sleep well tonight. (in part because I abuse antihistamines)
Carlos just doesn't have a heart of a champion. Hes 2-3 in his last 5.
ROBBIE LAWLER
MANNY PACQIUO
JORDAN CLARKSON
DOUGIE BALDWIN
TIM TEBOW
IS ThERE ANYTHING THE WOLRDS MOST POWERFUL RACE
CANNOT
DO
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
IS THE REST OF THE WORLD EVEN TRYING?!?!?!
#PINOYPRIDEWORLDWIDE
#BROUGHTTOYOUBY/snacks&hoez/
>>64639910
Casual
>>64639903
>he's neither a grower or a show-er
Thank fuck my dick grows super big when I get on a hard on or else I'd be fucked. I'd have an asian microdick if my flaccid state is all I got to play with.
AND YOUR SPAGHETTI OF THE YEAR GOES TO!
https://streamable.com/yu8w
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>>64639910
>counting Woodley
>>64639911
TRY HARDER
>>64639903
legit question
have you ever genuinely felt suicidal?
>>64639726
#JusticeForDiaz
>>64639799
I know the narrative is already getting spun to a close third round when robbie already barely won or didn't the 2nd round depending on much you score is counters
Condit might be finished with something like this, he's already coming off a major injury and two losses. I don't see him able to push himself for the conditioning required for a victory in a rematch
>>64639903
A
>>64639898
>Nick Diaz as the triathlete wanted to prove he was better at running so he ran from the entire idea of another fight
>>64639909
Nice try but no cigar
All things considered, that was an epic fight. Far less blood than I expected but everything I thought it would be and more.
Carlos did win though.
>>64639911
>not kush&lyrykz
you aint no pinoy, boy
>>64639932
Attempted twice
CONDIT
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
CRY HARDER FAGGOTS
>BEING LITERALLY GAY FOR CONDIT
Is it safe to say that Ronda hits harder than Condit?
>>64639927
Oh wow.
Top lel, he does look like Robbie though.
>>64639936
I thought that was the GSP fight.
Or the Hendricks fight.
Or his knee exploding against Woodley.
Let it go, bro.
This is the first time that the memes won and I wasn't happy.
Feels strange.
>>64639953
Gay flag
>>64639947
sorry bruv, have you just learned to live with it then? braver than I would be 2bh
>>64639939
When referring to conduit please use "fight"
>>64639932
i think of it no less than 10 times a day and have failed at it no less than half a dozen times
is it safe to say your flag literally represents gay pride?
>>64639947
>>64639903
To clarify, once took too many pillz and woke up in a pile of own vomit
Once tried to slice wrists, North South, but knife was too dull
>>64639953
this pitter patter lumped lawler up good and had him doing the stanky leg more than once
>people unironically think condit did no damage
lose my number
Usually I throw a buck away every card on a stupid parlay. 4/5 isn't so bad.
>>64639953
yup
>>64639903
how long when erect? I need to get a self esteem boost off your misfortune.
i'm only 7'' and average is like 9''. or so i gather
from porn
>>64639953
The gay flag says it all
>>64639841
Maybe he'll feel better many years down the track when he can't even wake up without being in constant pain, that he's someone's boy on the sports section of an anime fan forum.
>>64639963
Why are you mad your favorite fighter was literally too stupid to cut off the cage?
Larkin doing spinning leg kicks was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
>>64639962
>>64639966
Actual response
Learned to live. I troll omegle and have a surprising win rate, still too embarrased to try for the real thing tho. Literal 28 year old virgin cause girls im actually attracted to I cant have sex with cause muh dick is too small
>>64639970
>4/5
>>64639967
Lawyer couldn't even walk down stairs and beat the natural born runners ass
Never finished a title fight
If you see conduit fighting for the title expect a "fight"
Where are the fucking predictions
>>64639981
Oh ouch that's some deep bitterness you're harboring there. Your parents not love you enough?
>condit
BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>64639983
B-but muh stand and bang
Condit legitimately fought the perfect fight against Diaz. Nick looks like the best fighter in the world if he has a stationary target to trade with, but he hates having to move around and try to catch people. You'd be stupid to just trade with him when you can expose and utilize his weaknesses against him.
>>64640004
9% win rate, they were posted a while ago
The Canadian who posted Rory won, congrats if that was you
>>64640004
heres mine senpai
Feeling pretty tired, might be time for me to go heem sleepy.
Good start to 2016, goodnight /heem/
http://youtu.be/kUCcIguja-0
>>64640019
>Not mentioning me
I won too pham. Though that decision caught me off guard.
Reminder that Diaz literally got memed on by a track star, a manlet from Quebec, and an old BR with a peg leg and a nonfunctioning dick
And he calls himself a "fighter" top kek
I went 4-1
If Sims hadn't gone for that retarded takedown I would have won $160
Feels bad mane
>>64640019
That was me, thanks bro. I couldn't remember who I picked for the main event
>mfw neurologically was a hint
>>64640043
>Won
There was no winning when it came to those retarded judges.
>>64639972
HAHAHAHAHA Self esteem boost incoming
4.5" Erect tops
and I have hands thast are smaller than most Women's I encounter, and can wrap all the way around
Enjoy the rest of your life anon
>>64640039
reminder conduit is bitch with proof
http://youtu.be/n61AxVn9mvM
>>64640057
Money is money m8
>>64639970
wow McDonald was at -550? I woulda just put a buck against him, that was a close fight for 5:1 odds
>>64640019
To be fair, Condit outstriking Lawler by 120 (and 2:1 or more in literally every single round) was a pretty bad decision
>>64640070
I bet on prelims cause those are usually easier to predict. I stuck $10 on Condit for fun after round 2.
LOOK AT DANA IN THE BACK WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE IT LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APw2P5qK7rA
>condit gets skullfucked by judges
>smug asshole Cruz is going to beat dillashaw
Might kill myself January 18th 2bh
If I hold off until February 6th and werdum loses, I will for sure
Hold me /heem/
>Nick Diaz bests wins are against
>Thomas "Can Man" Denny
>19-16 Cyborg
>Robber Lawler
>Frank Shamrock who was 46
>>64640067
>still managed to lose this fight against a track and field guy
"boxing" lmao
So if outstriking your opponent doesn't mean you're winning then the only true way of dominating is "wrestling" where you take someone down and just lay on top of them like Mini Mendes was trying to do to Conor.
>>64639993
Eat their ass/pussy and rub their clit with your dickhead
Fistfuck them
>>64640103
>actually hating the Ruse Cruz
>>64640048
Right here buddy.
>>64640103
Cruz is gonna stomp on that little snake in the grass.
>>64640058
thanks anon! today is gonna be a swell day! :D
>>64640104
>his best win is against three time ufc champ
>>64640133
>>64640133
>>64640133
That's UFC 192 and UFC 195 both right. I can finally put it on my resume!
Cruz is a nice guy, he's just an asshole to his opponents.
>>64640151
**3
>>64640128
I dislike him because of how smug he is
Too handsome and dominant of a fighter, too sharp of a mind. Beyond jelly, homicidal.
>>64640140
Very likely yes
>>64640123
Thx anon for the kind adive but
>implying I could find clit
Two most advanced sexual encounters
1) Got a BJ from a chick one birthday, literally blacked out she was pissed I didn't remember
2) A pro in AC who told me she felt sorry for me cause I was too fucked up to get hard in a parking garage after paying $60 for a BJ
Diaz beat:
Gomi
Condit
Grease Saint Pierroids
BJ PENN
Current champ
Longest reigning middleweight champ
Second longest reigning middleweight champ
Former UFC light heavyweight champ
Probably best of all time objectively
>>64640133
Feels good to start 2016 with a W
>Lawler
>>64640167
It's just banter m8. He has great hespect for his opponents but loves being a little cheeky prick
>>64640118
It's safe because you can't trust judges with grappling. That's why takedowns and top position win rounds.
>>64640147
As a 2nd generation I?A fag, glad I could help. Doesn't help I'm an Amerifat, could easilt be 6" if I lost weight
>>64639608
>doesn't know what a split decision is
>>64640171
Sorry mate
I don't know your pain obviously but that's gotta be tough. Hope you find solace in something.
>>64640113
Diaz isn't strictly a "boxer". He's a very good puncher, but boxing is about more than just throwing your hands. There's a lot of footwork and cage cutting involved, and Nick just doesn't have that. It's always been his weakness, which is a very strange and bad case for a guy who fights at his best when his opponent has his back against the cage. Condit exploited that weakness and made Diaz chase him, which took away Diaz's best weapon. Even Nate has this problem, and we saw it in the Michael Johnson fight where he had Johnson up against the cage, but opened up his right side and just let Johnson slip out.
>>64640179
>Current champ
That was a different Robbie
>>64640188
Don't they say the judges score on things like aggression and octagon control?
>>64640186
I'm sure he does but he's just too much of a "good guy"
This is absolutely petty beef of mine from my athletics days, I'm not saying its positive or rational I just hate it when the storybook good guy Chad does it in a storybook fashion
>>64640201
HE WAS ASLEEP AT THE CONFERENCE
>>64640197
You make wolf tickets sound so noble, too bad conduit must pay for his transgressions
>>64640197
>run away from nick diaz
>never win title
Is Conduit a meme fighter?
>Why don't you talk?
>Because I suck at it lel
Has this ever happened?
>>64640193
Oh it gets worse
>28 year old virgin
>28 year old freshman in Community college
>Recovering addict obviously drunk af right now
Saddest part is this last 6 months is happiest I've been in my life
I know I'm only a few years from reaching my intellectual potential and having some properly over compensating possessions, and I'm the happiest I've been in my entire life, so all is well
Thx for the well wishes
