Oh my bad, I forgot that the Bruins invented penalties and are the only team that commits them. Penalties exist solely to regulate games for their opponents. Also the few players who have committed them represent not just the team, but the organization and fanbase as a whole. Boy, you must be an excellent judge of the majority, what with your razor sharp wit and all. So fair, so just, a paragon of unbiased opinion.
I'm not gonna sit here and defend the actions of every Bruin ever, but I'm not gonna pretend like they're a pack of mongrels raping the sanctity of the game and injuring players for the hell of it. You ever play hockey once in your life? Do you know how easy it is to fuck up and commit an offense? I bet you don't get penalties in videogames either, senpai. Go watch soccer you fucking crybaby
>Canada will forever be butt perturbed by Marshy
hehehehehehe
lel
LEL
L-E-L
>>64602932
What a little faggot
>Boston fans being so butthurt about their loss that they are projecting their butthurt on others who talk badly aboyt Marchy boy
lel
>canada ass pain
EVERY DAMN DAY
does preparation h not exist up there?
Quality memes.
Will the Sunrise Kit Kats win a franchise record 8th win in a row against the >rags tomorrow?
>>64603020
>>64602968
>Sweden
>having opinions
Umm, isn't that fucking illegal in your country, cis?
>>64603041
memes
lol the bruins are garbage
>>64603053
This imo
>getting BTFO in your own WC game
My sides
>rags
>cancucks
>>64603044
Why are you so sure that I'm cis?
People meme all the time about Sweden and immigration, but you always seem to believe that swedes on 4chan are all white guys
>>64603111
lmao
m
a
o
>rags
Wait didn't the Bruins win the cup recently?
I'm not a leastern fan so I don't keep track
>>64603111
>Canacucks still horribly upset over ONE team
>Chinkcouver hates us
>Frogs hate us
>Toronto Mapleniggers hate us
>Sens hate us now too
Lmao
how pathetic can a country be?
>>64603155
only leastern team to win in the last 5 years
why is the least so dogshit? literally irrelevant conference, i dont know why people can get so mad at any leastern team
>the shitty of bawwston
lmao
>>64603195
Lmao, can't handle the bantz I guess?
Glad >we only play the least 2x a year.
>>64603185
Everyone in America aside from Poo Englanders hate Boston sports too
>>64603185
>bombston is still this salty about getting BTFO in their own wc game
I don't know why you expected anything different, you've been getting cucked by the habs since hockey existed
Probably the most one sided rivalry in history
>>64603236
>win an arbitrary regular season game
>LOL C-KEKED BOMBSTON BTFO WE ARE SO MUCH B-BETTER
>Nine
>teen
>ninety
>three
Mind telling me the significance of this date relative to hockey, my dear canacuck?
>your city will never have as many titles as Boston sports
feels bad
>>64603292
>bombston
>bawwston
what other titles am i missing?
>>64603279
>all this greentext and caps to prove how not mad he is
wew lad
The Montreal Canadiens beat Boston Bruins 5-1 in the Winter Classic at Gillette Stadium
>>64603315
This one my good lad :^)
>>64603331
>cant say anything else
>cant even answer my quesiton
wew lad
>>64603345
BUTTSTON POOINS ON POORPETUALLY POORTURBED POOICIDE WATCH
>>64603345
you mean to say that boston got absolutely BTFO in their own outdoor game?
>>64603365
>can't stop replying angrily to prove he isn't angry
lel
>>64603345
>>64603368
Boston on Marathon watch
>>64602873
>being this mad
Just thought of a joke.
What does the Red Wings have in common with Tupac?
.... Neither survives shootouts
Hope you like it :(
which one will win a cup first?
A. las vegas expansion team
B. any canadian team
>>64603415
Which country will win at F1 first?
1) Finland
2) Cambodia
>>64603392
Pac is still alive faggot
>>64603345
>getting shit on at your own wc
How funny is this
>>64603392
And both of their fanbases are majority negroe!
>>64603438
>>64603458
Two replies, one pic.
>leave Boston to me
>yfw the Broons beat the Hasb in the playoffs and /hoc/ degenerates into salty frenchies throwing Insults
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WE CAN'T DO SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT AKE TO FUCKING SCORE A POINT GOD DAMMIT JUST WHEN YOU THINK THEY CAN'T GET ANY LOWER SOMEONE GIVES THEM A SHOVEL UCK MY LIFE AND THIS FUCKING TEAM GOD DAMMIT EAT OUT MY ASS AND GIVE ME A SHOWER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64603533
PIC FUCKING RELATED I'M SO FUCKING MAD THAT I FORGOT TO ADD A FUCKING PICTURE OF THIS SHITTY ASS FRANCHISE FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>64603532
>bruins
>playoffs
it's b8
>>64603528
Absolutely KEKED
>dem boos
>>64603533
>SCORE A POINT
>>64603552
>Canadians
>Winning Stanley Cups
>>64603533
Are you angry?
I want you to be happy, friend.
>5-1
>Get wrecked so hard the commentators have to talk about the patriots
>Bishop injured
suicide is looking pretty good right now
>>64603609
FUCKING EAT A ROTTEN FISH AND DIE YOU SWEDE CUNT CHERRYPICKING PHOTOS OF WHORE WITH FLYERS HATS DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.AS A FLYERS FAN IN PHILADELPHIA I CAN TELL YOU THOSE GIRLS ARE LIKE 1% OF THE FANS AND THEIR THE FANS WHO GO "WOO HOO DID THEY GET ANY POINTS IN THE 2ND QURTER"
THEY'RE HOT BUT STUPID AS FUCK
>>64603660
>tripfag that literally never watches hockey that is so obsessed in his hatred for Boston sports that he literally comes into a /hoc/ thread just to shitpost against Boston
That is some dedication m8
>>64603668
Bishop is shit anyway m8
>>64603725
stop
>>64603668
Good, put gudlevskis in. He's been nothing but incredible in every game he's played. He almost shut out the hawks until the memertime. Either that or hopefully vasy got enough ice time in Syracuse to play well again
>>64603725
>>64603711
>>64603695
Lmao look at these fuckin monkeys
>>64603692
>If you don't post in the worst general on /sp/ you don't watch hockey
I've been watching this shit longer than you, senpai
I stopped posting regularly in hockey threads after that Hawks vs Flyers cup but stay assblasted
>5-1
>>64602932
That's where he's trying to chirp johnny gaudreau and gaudreau just smugs at him, right?
Marchie is growing on me. he's still a dirty fuck but i can respect his ability to troll and also get points.
>>64603668
Sad at sandwiches?
>>64603748
>implying you watch hockey
jej go back to your boston tinfoil hat threads m8 we have actually good tripfags here like kippers
Monkeys
http://youtu.be/drjGn_JpTOk
>>64603681
>being rude
>>64603780
Sandwiches are one of the only positive things we have going for us right now
>>64603751
He's a real life shitposter, you frogs can just never appreciate him.
>>64603809
>being transexual
>>64603791
By age alone I'm certain I've watched longer than you, unless you're really old
>5-1
http://strawpoll.me/6425429
http://strawpoll.me/6425429
http://strawpoll.me/6425429
>>64603794
>wayne simmonds
>>64603825
>being you
>>64603820
yfw johnny hockey is from NJ but lots of niggas think he's a french canadian since he got a frok name.
>>64603843
>bein gay
>>64603791
>good
>tripfags
pick one
>tfw getting fired from my job and I started to cry in my bosses office so now they are going to hook me up with unemployment benefits
>>64603863
I know you are, but what am I?
>>64603840
http://strawpoll.me/6425472
http://strawpoll.me/6425472
http://strawpoll.me/6425472
IMPORTANT POLL ABOUT FUNK
anyone watching the wjc?
>>64603892
No pls, don't start that
>>64603891
congratulations
>>64603911
Not right now. But there a quite many that do when the games are on.
DSP
>>64603891
Uh you're suppose to get benefits if you're fired/laid off
So you just looked like a bitch for no reason
kek
What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston bombers?
The Boston bombers managed to end a race!
>>64603935
cool I haven't been able to catch a live thread yet.
>>64603969
This is a good one
>>64603987
Alright. Since it's the quarters now they should get quite lively.
>>64603990
American hockey: The post
>>64602873
>apologixe
Top lel
>getting upset about clipart pigs
>getting mad at sandwiches
two great tastes, finally together.
>KONGS
>>64603990
4th or 5th time I'm seeing this, still funny
>>64604029
FUCKING DANK
U
C
K
I
N
G
D
A
N
K
When's the last time we had a thread where Canada wasn't getting btfo or trying to damage control? They've been especially salty since the wjc
>>64603987
the gamethreads separate from /hoc/ i've seen have all reached bump limit and required a 2nd one tbqh and that was just group stage
>tfwt>rwtsl
>>64604115
1993 on some newsgroup probably
>>64603990
>>64604029
Never change hoc
>>64604142
Kill yourself you bisexual faggot fuk_ponek
>>64603990
KEK
>tampon gay """""""""""fans""""""""""""in charge of hockey knowledge
>>64604146
>yfw canadians were buttmad posting via newspaper
>>64604099
>stretch marks on tits
>Canada literally cannot stop samefagging and trying to shift attention to how bad they're getting btfo
A nation of cuckolding
>>64603990
top Kek
>>64604255
To answer your question here>>64604115
I think it was April when the kings got eliminated
>>64603990
>l-look mom!
Post yfw USA wins wjc
>bombston ruins
>>64604302
Don't encourage autism, this is the same catlyn poster who's been shitposting the last few months
canada will beat finland tomorrow and the memes will flow like wine
>>64604316
>ywn spend 18hrs/day being upset on the internet
>>64604308
finland what the hell youre supposed to be on our side
>>64604305
Predicting a Boston collapse in the second half of the season. I don't think they will recover from this game.
>>64604340
Finland is on a side of its own, americaitlyn. Don't drag him into this.
>>64604302
It's so funny, worth reposting multiple times
are canadians the anti-memes of /hoc/?
>>64604381
>>64604340
>amerifats
>canacucks
>>64604371
Whoops
>>64604303
You dun it nao arry porter
>>64604407
>>64604411
Bears are a Swedish meme
>this is canada's best prospect
>>64604436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtNKhsKSkE
>>64604411
i saw a guy with a fucking meme face hoodie on the street the other day
was relieved to notice he spoke russian
also le weed captxha
>>64604474
>tfw a grill will never grab your tits
>Check /hoc/ inbox
>27+ complaints about Canada
Feels good to be the best
>>64604651
Silly monkey 2bh
>>64604651
Why is everyone so triggered?
Why don't they understand our friendly shitposts?
:(
>>64604449
make the kids pepe and make the snowballs shit
t. meme advisor
Ducks at Canucks gamethread
>>64604688
>>64604688
>>64604688
Courtesy of nhl dawt com frontpage
>>64604994
:DDDDD
:DD
>/hoc/ trivia
Did you know the original poster of dog named his meme "Sean the dog"
I'm confused. I see a lot of Americans talking about Canada being btfo but no actual evidence to support this claim.
>>64605112
Did you know:
The 60000000th post on /sp/ was a dog post
are we discussing ducks v canucks in here
>>64605190
You could go to the gamethread
>>64604688
>>64604688
>>64605154
They were referencing wjc 4-2 win
>People actually think Canada won't get BTFO by Memeland today
>>64604407
i made that image btw
>>64605488
Thats a quality meme imo. Should change the missile heads to /hoc/ memes
>rags
/hoc/ ded 2bh
>>64604308
I don't get it. What are Rask and Marchand up to with that feather duster?
Good to see not every brit is a flim flam fan
>>64606096
>>64606116
how tall is rask? That guy barely has 2 inches on him
>>64606124
That's what she said.
>>64606164
Not where it counts.
>>64605112
>>64605167
That's my meme
Seriously, who gives a fuck about hockey?
>>64606222
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>bawwston
>>64606186
is it rly
>>64606288
Yea but we'll lose the next 5 games.
Serious question for my niggas
Why are ducks games so god damn boring as of late? It seems that all their games are tight 1-0, 1-1, or 2-1 games with slow pace and shit. Nothing interesting about them.
>>64606478
Not with Gallagher back.
Next 5 games are Flyers, Devils, Penguins, Blues, and Blackhawks.
I'm confident this team can at least beat the Flyers, Penguins and Devils, and they've beat the Blues once before this season.
:^)
>>64606794
>hawks
>not satan himself
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ready to get BTFO tonight, Canacucks?
>there are teams that have actually lost hockey games this calendar year
How does it feel to be a fan of such an obviously shit team?
>Panthers wins the Stanley Cup
>strombone1's face when Cacucks
>>64607000
Any every canucks win has been by coin toss. And only two teams have lost so far.
>>64606794
Accurate
>31 of the 40 players listed play in the West
leastern conference on suicide watch
>>64607017
>fortune confirmed for favoring the Canucks
>mfw the Canucks literally fluke their way to the Cup on ridiculous lucky bounces and freak injuries
>and maybe Quick getting hit with lightning
>>64607000
>2016
>The Canucks are still trying for that first cup
lulz
>>64607024
>leastern conference
>when the whole Pacific division (sans Kongs) brings down the jest coast
>>64607032
>anon is still trying for that first trips
Reminder that Karlsson will not only win the Norris but also the Hart this year
>>64607035
>leastern still can't produce
Embarrassing desu
Reminder that literally the only good western team is the Kings and the stars (first round exit and regression into mediocrity next year)
>>64607078
Ad hominen can't save you from the cupless canucks
>>64606622
All the beans in so cal are fully on the kongs bandwagon (until they are eliminated of course). The ducks, wanting to attract a new market, realize there are no white people in southern California and there are no blacks interested in hockey anywhere. The only logical choice is to go after asians. This requires the ducks to play a methodical, slow paced, emotionless, and calculating style, much like the behavior of this market. Do not be surprised in 5 years when this is their new logo
>don't work til 7 PM
well, time to get drunk
>>64607100
Karlsson is the only reason snes aren't down there at the bottom of the standings along with the rest of the canadian teams tbqh familia
>>64607366
I completely agree which is why he should be in heavy consideration for the Hart
Especially if they make the playoffs
Sens at 5-on-5 with/without Karlsson.
Corsi (+10/-280)
Fenwick (-13/-216)
Shots (-20/-156)
Scoring chances (-3/-132)
High danger chances (-9/-47)
Karlsson is a meme.
Doughty is winning the Norris this year. With 100% of the votes
Shit team
>>64606794
>Hawks
>good
Shit list m8
>>64606862
Found the Pedophile lel
>>64607742
do you have hockey in armenia?
>>64607742
How's Doughty been? Haven't watched any Kings games this year.
>>64604308
what's tuukka's favorite anime
>>64607874
Yea. We play on frozen ponds and have one ice rink
>>64607894
Pretty good. Best dman and has a wicked one timer now
>64607989
Armenia, cool. Do you guys hate Azerbaijen-
>>64607989
Nice! He's from my hometown he's a favourite here! Check out this projection on him from 2008 it's spot on.
http://www.hockeysfuture.com/prospects/drew_doughty/
FUCK
CA
NA
DA
>>64608078
Alrighty, I'll leave.
Good night all!
>>64608120
Smell you later Gord
The Toronto Maple Leafs look like they will be celebrating their 100th anniversary outside.
According to TSN Hockey Insider Pierre LeBrun, sources say the Leafs are front runners to host the 2017 Winter Classic or a Stadium Series game next season.
LeBrun also reports the New York Rangers are the likely opponent.
>>64607024
That'll happen when your conference has absolutely terrible defense and goaltending lmao
Leave Canada to me.
>>64608239
Turpa Kiinni
>>64608239
What if we win? I'd laugh.
>>64608307
>Canada
>Winning anything
You faggots have to learn to work together first.
>bishop and palat in against mild
Well >we're officially back to healthy. If they can't turn it around the next few games they're going to have a nice long offseason
Ok tell me, which one is more embarrassing? Canada losing already in the quarters, as winners from last year or Finland losing in our own tournament already in the quarters?
>>64608526
Definitely Canada. People are used to Finland underachieving.
>>64608018
Of course. They are scum and murderers. They are like Turks little brothers that desperately seek approval from big bro. Pathetic really.
>>64608061
Based Doughty. Have you ever met him? Or when he brought home the cup?
How do we summon based Lesotho?
>>64608526
Canada, >we haven't missed out on the semi's since 1981. Lowry was expected to take this vagabond roster to the finals. Wouldn't be suprised to see him get axed, he skipped out on adding Ethan Bear, Noah Julssen & Jeremy Roy because he thought Sanhiem could run the first powerplay unit.
>>64608561
He's brought it home twice, we had a huge BBQ the 2nd time around.
>>64608590
Talk shit about the Laffs the hope sean turns on his proxy
>>64608641
Is he actually going to do this? What a madman
>>64608702
Yes, truli the goat.
>karlson.jpg
So we're getting rekt in 7 hours, right? Does Finland have a solid enough team behind Laine and Pjuljuju?
>>64602873
>mfw my post is the OP image
stay mad usgay
>>64608963
>Canada still trying to pretend they're underdogs
LEL
>>64608944
Rask looked pissed as fuck after the Classic. His team sucked fat nigger dick today though so that's understandable.
>>64607190
Shut up you stinky smelly beaner
Le finnish wjc anthem :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHJ_1HCsTdc
>>64609458
>Finns
>White
>Who here WJC relegation game
Swiss deserve the relegation, but I like me some mountain jews over discount russian puppets
>>64609458
Why not Musta "Stadin revityin laku" Barbaari instead
>>64603965
>>64603969
>>64603988
Fuckin stop, clipart-pigs are literally the shittiest meme in /hoc/ history. Even more forced than that shit Kneelander meme swedes were trying to force
>>64609754
Kneelander is better than any stolen meme you fucks push
>>64609754
>swedes
It's quite obvious it's all just one guy m8
I don't even dislike the Bruins that much but Claud Julien obviously gets them to play dirty to rile up opponents
He's a bit of a scumbag coach who always whines to the refs any time a call doesn't go his way, and pussies out of hard-hitting post-game questions
Bald faggot; the organization is okay as a whole, though
>le reddit getting upset about not enough exposure to womens hockey
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3yypj5/womens_outdoor_classic/
>>64609458
>>64609620
Gracias on oikeestia ihan jees jtp perhe
who /highasfuck/ here?
Kanada
>there is a QF game going on
Why is this thread so dead?
>not watching Denmark beat Russia in kid hockey
2-1 after 40 minutes lads
>>64609926
Literally who cares? I would rather watch peewee hockey or beer league than "professional" women's hockey.
>GETTING BTFO OF YOUR OWN WC GAME
>bombston
holy shit denmark
i will never bully you again little brother
>Drouin sent down
bust confirmed
>>64614310
kek
>>64606794
> wings
> evil
?
>>64614310
how the fuck do people defend drouin so much, he has 2 fucking goals this year.
>>64614844
>Why do people hype NA players when they have only played against kids in the CHL while Europeans are proven players against men
You tell me
>>64602873
>5-1
>>64614443
>canadians still think this guy is a hockey god
>>64608561
like you armenians dont just suck big slav cock like the wannabe russians you are
Is it funnier if Finland or Canada loses?
>>64615989
canada, but id rather finland lose
>>64615989
canada losing would be a surprise so i guess it's also funnier
>>64615989
probably canada, because if finland loses, it won't be because of Puju or Laine
