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38-3
>>64602517
38-10 now
this is a good pic, OP.
also
>forced sex university
1stfor meme team
>>64602517
2016-2017 is the Dallas Cowboys year
Why haven't they been doing that all game?
>>64602551
NOT SO FAST
>Missing the PAT
>>64602517
Literally nobody gives a fuck.. College football is for retards
>>64602517
>>64602551
You both fucked up
>>64602517
6th for meme'd
HAHAHAHAHA
Could this be the start of a choke?
>>64602551
Or not
>Missing an extra point on your only touchdown
I SUCK OWA
>>64602517
Get it? Because lots of Iowans are farmers.
They're FARMERS.
are >we about to witness the choke job of the century?
are all bowl games between the same teams every year?
>>64602595
i thought this thread would have less midwestern butthurt? guess i was wrong
if it wasn't for refball, fluke injuries, and a rigged ncaa committee the real playoffs shoulda been
1. Florida State
2. Tennessee
3. Nebraska
4. Mississippi State
PROVE ME WRONG
>>64602595
California have more farmers, they all grow avocados and oranges and shit and they're all Mexicans
>>64602601
Sadly, yes.
>commercials keeping the bo jackson is good meme alive
stop
>>64602616
Don't forget almonds
>>64602601
no, they rotate bowl games between the playoffs and "normal" post season bowls. This is the most prestigious non-playoff bowl this year. Who plays is based of end of season rank.
>>64602623
whats even the point of the other games if you know who your going to be playing in your final anyway
>>64602616
This. California is the #1 farming state in the country. Standford band are fucking morons.
>>64602517
>>64602595
>>64602605
they brought this on themselves
>tfw have been watching gatchimuchi mashup webms for the last two quarters and forgot all about the game
>>64602611
Nebraska should be all four slots.
>>64602626
Watch yourself, son.
>stanford stops playing defense entirely
>clock runs out and iowa is still down 2 scores
>>64602627
Wait..do almonds grow in the ground?
>>64602595
CORN
>>64602605
I'm an Oregon fan. My gf's roommate is the visual director for the top marching band in all of Oregon, Washington, and Idaho. I think marching band is the stupidest tack-on to football that anyone has ever done.
Even dumber than the cheerleaders which only 200 people max can ever clearly see or hear on the field at one time.
>>64602626
Fuck off you don't know Bo
>>64602638
is that real? Top kek
>>64602655
In trees. If you've ever eaten almonds, they're from California.
>>64602655
The grow on a tree.
>>64602626
>not liking bo jackson breaking bats
stop
>>64602636
There's more to california than farms though, Iowa resident
>dat juke
Made that boy look foolish
Why the fuck did this guy not get the heisman
What a joke
>>64602670
>>64602671
What the fuck, there are almond trees?
>>64602677
Outside of SF and LA, it's just farms. California resident.
>>64602633
Well its not predetermined as far who faces who, but only a few teams are good enough for these bigger bowl games. So when the season is said and done, it always ends up being the same few teams facing each other.
>>64602684
>muh Bama
If it wasn't for refball, fluke injuries, and a rigged ncaa committee the real playoffs shoulda been
1. Rutgers
2. Kentucky
3. Georgia
4. Bowling Green
>PROVE ME WRONG
>>64602687
They're native to the middle east. They have fruit around them.
>>64602684
because he's white and >muh SEC speed
how did stanford lose to Oregon and northwestern?
>>64602684
because he plays in the pac 12
he's not even fucking good, it's just because he's white they over exaggerate everything he does"OMG DID U SEE THAT? HE BROKE 1 TACKLE AMAZING!! xD"
This is why I just scoff and laugh when people say systematic racism doesn't exist
>>64602630
take it from a master baiter: your best shot is to shitpost about the SEC or make fun of midwesterners
Which QBs do you prefer, /sp/? Traditional Pocket, or Scrambling dual threats? If the former, when should a qb run?
>>64602684
>>64602694
>>64602702
It's because he's draft ineligible which means they have another whole year to give him the Heisman. Henry doesn't afaik.
>>64602690
>Palm Springs
>Coastal california
>farms
>>64602712
>Muh yards
lel'd and kek'd
>>64602668
there's more...note their helmets
>>64602707
Shitty luck.
>>64602712
Guy just broke the all time record for rushing yards in the Rose Bowl.
Must be doing something right tbhm182
>>64602707
Oregon finally got their qb healthy. Northwestern was first game of the year.
>>64602717
Pocket. Scramblers don't often translate well to the NFL so you get meme offenses like Pulaski Academy.
>>64602712
It doesnt. Just because your a lazy nigger doesnt mean your being opressed because muh racism
>>64602729
Literally asking to be bullied, have some self respect no one likes farmers.
>>64602712
>is close to 400 total yards returning, recieving, and rushing
>he's not good! R-r-r-rayciss!
You were everything wrong with 2015, glad to see 2016 is going to be pretty much more of the same
>>64602734
It's easy when you play in a babby conference instead of a grown man conference like the SEC
>>64602717
Whichever one is white.
>>64602729
>an entire state economy based on corn
>>64602717
the latter
>>64602670
*unless you like marcona almonds, which are almost all exclusively from iberia.
>>64602707
Oregon fan here.
Our qb finally got healthy but they shouldn't have lost to us. Stanford simply forgets to show up sometimes.
See: Last year's game against USC where they were at the 30-yard marker to tie for a field goal with a minute remaining and fumbled.
>>64602734
>Playing Iowa
Great acomplishment senpai
>>64602717
>>64602734
Yeah, in a blowout game with a spread offense
Like, congrats to him? I guess?
>that stanford band member with a stop sign
>>64602723
Costal California is vinyards (which is a type of farming) and breweries with surfing on the side.
Palmsprings. Who cares.
>>64602756
>tfw worked in commercial truck sales
Pricks, all of em
>musberger trolling the state of iowa
>the city of the state of Iowa rivalry trophies
>>64602757
Gross, I can tell you're a Milo Yiannopoulos fan, MUH 2016 WAR ON SJWS
I ain't a SJW faggot
>>64602760
>>64602772
>>64602777
You can only play what's put in front you, lads. Can't take away the guys achievement because you are a bunch of contrarian wankers.
>that interception
>this fucking meme game hahahah
>>64602772
>playing the #5 ranked team in CFB
HE HAD A FOOT OUTSIDE OF THE END ZONE AND GOT TACKLED IN THE END ZONE
The Stanford coach is *smacks lips* guy right?
>>64602817
All that matters is ball location not body location
>>64602795
they didn't use that trophy because literally everyone thought it was gay as fuck
is stanfraud being exposed as yet another fucking meme team?
>>64602723
10/10 I would pick to live in Iowa than California and this is coming from someone who lives in California.
>>64602763
Pretty much a pre-Columbian civilization in Central America
>>64602804
I have no idea what you just said, but okay?
They're praising him because he's going HAM, not because he's white. Last I checked, he lost the Heisman to a black dude so I don't get what's up your ass.
>>64602817
depends on where the ball's forward movement stopped
>>64602821
No you fucking racist. He's actually intelligent and articulate.
>>64602834
Yes.
>average_iowans_favorite_website.jpg
>>64602850
>tfw got a (You) from a rare flag
>>64602795
>>64602832
even the governor told them to change it
>>64602694
Henry won the Heisman because he deserved it. Everything isn't a conspiracy you cumdrinking faggot.
>play 1 competent football team all year
>lose
>that team gets beat 38-0 in the playoffs
Couldn't Ruddock transfer anywhere no matter what because he was a grad transfer?
>>64602865
does this make me a cuck?
t. iowa city resident
>tfw 4 points off
>>64602795
>A
>FUCKING
>CORN FARMER
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64602866
You're welcome
OUTSTANDING job outta /sp/fags creating four threads for this shitfest...Bowl season has been a joke for the most part...may not even bother with OK St./Ole Miss
>>64602865
LITTLE
YELLOW
COBS
>>64602895
farmers are more important than whatever meme occupation you have.
>>64602901
Mike Ehrmantraut? Is that you?
>all those nobodies
I'm not one for conspiracies, but they're no way it was coincidence Iowa didn't pay OSU, UM, MSU, or PennSt.
>>64602795
They should have used a pig. There are a lot of pig farms in Iowa
>iowa has to play NDSU next season
chalk up another FBS win for teh bison
way too little, way too late
comeback time
>>64602920
What is divisions. You only play a team in the other division like once every 4 years.
This game should be over, right?
has thsi been the worst day for NCAAF in a while? Every game has been utter shit. Why even fucking bother?
>someone dumped corn kernels all over the Iowa endzone
Iowa comeback incoming.
>>64602950
This is why Iowans should be kept in their containment state
>guess who's winning the second half?
>>64602944
Which is exactly why it's so unlikely that they would avoid all of the good teams in one year.
>stanford literally stopped playing at halftime and are still winning
>>64602944
Iowa played nobodies all year and the MSU and this game prove it.
>tfw we'll never be an Iowa corn farmer that hides in the cornfields while you fuck your sister and Pa fixes the tractor
>>64602950
like in protest or did some one jizz?
Nebraska is better than Iowa.
>>64602998
hah, no
>>64602925
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY THOSE NDSU BISON SENPAI
ON THEIR WAY TO A FIFTH FCS TITLE
>>64603005
Yes.
>>64602795
Yeah the entire state of Iowa hated this trophy. Who ever thought of it was severly delusional. It was trashed so hardcore it was changed like a day or so after it was revealed.
>>64603005
its true though
>It's an old man Musburger reminisces about things that happened before most of the audience was born episode
>yfw the Stanford band drugged the Iowa water bottles and they are only now starting to come around
Stanford post game thread
>>64603013
>>64603013
>>64602723
lots of farms on the coast. t b h. see: oxnard
plus vinyards. lots of those.
lots of farms in the coachella valley near palm springs. like dates. who the fuck eats dates? i dunno. but they grow a lot of them there.
lots of grow houses in the desert, and mj farms up north, assuming you consider that agriculture.
but to your point, yeah, lots of non-farmplaces besides s.f. and l.a.
shit, there are mining towns and oil towns and military towns that you could mistake for west texas. and mountain towns you could mistake for idaho, and resort towns that feel like colorado, and beach towns along the coast that have their own vibe, and university/college towns. but i don't expect most people have traveled enough to understand this or even give a shit.
anyway, it's not important. but people who think california is l.a. and s.f. are wrong. and people who think it's all ag are wrong. just all kinds of shit going on out there.
source: spent 10 years there
>>64602923
That and chickens but millions up millions (like 32 million) died during the bird flu.
>Ayyowa
though I'm fine with the rest of the game being dragons
>>64602989
corn fed and corn bread
>>64602981
>>64602988
Exactly because of divisions. The west is stronger. They only play two west teams a year. It rotates. It's not a conspiracy it's just how it is. Look at sec east teams. Same shit happens.
This is why big 12 has it right with everybody playing everybody.
What a disrespectful play.. Looks like Stanfords band is rubbing off on the team
>>64603005
Agreed. Nebraska is literally nothing other than cornhusker memes
This seems pretty classless tbqh
You've already won the game, you can put it away by just running the ball. It's ridiculous.
>>64603058
*east not west
>>64603055
That's wheat that's not corn
>>64603070
Wrong. It's God's third favorite state after Oklahoma and Georgia.
>muh running up the score stop it
Grow up faggots.
>>64603058
Big 12 is a meme conference. No body is good. Big 12 is essentially a MAC tier conference but with worse schools.
>>64603084
FUCKING
what a humiliating finish for the B10. you know you've fucked up when your conference's biggest bowl win is over the perennial non-conference memesters notre dame.
>Mccaffrey kissing that other guy
welp as long as he's happy
>>64603089
No his favorite states are California, New York, and Florida.
>>64603093
It's kinda dumb because you're risking players getting hurt - they still had their starters out there. It's also the last game so it's not like it's for rankings. I could care less about >muh feelings for Iowa but it is stupid to not just take a knee and end the game
>>64603101
TREE
I used to grow corn with my granddaddy in the North Georgia hills every summer. It was hard work and I plumb hated it, but nothing is sweeter than fresh corn in the summer.
now shaw needs to call timeouts to get the ball back, and the job will be complete
>>64602789
He loves Iowa State Mens Basketball. He is keeping those fans happy.
>>64603103
I guess this means that the real B1G champion is Ohio State.
>>64603107
Homosexuality gives white dudes power. The greatest white men of all time kiss dudes, Alexander the great, Caesar, Tim Tebow.
>>64603126
>>64603101
>>64603084
>>64602763
Actually corn is where the gold is at but I'll let you stay delusional.
Apart from that Des Moines is like insurance capital of America. Keep paying those premiums goyim.
>>64603159
lol, Tebow in that list got me.
>>64603055
>You will never be a Iowan woman, laying down in a comfy upper level of a barn covered in soft wheat and corn husks, having your first orgasm masturbating with a large corn ear, dreaming about going to Stanford for college.
>>64603169
Actually, Omaha is the insurance capital.
>after this it's oklahoma and ole miss
Classic way to end the game
THE CITY OF IOWA
>meme end
how fitting
HOLY FUCK JUST END THIS GAME ALREADY
Can't even finish with pride.
>>64603159
Kek
>>64603159
Exactly. Women are cancer. Having sex with men is goat.
>Men make more money so you don't have to worry supporting your wife.
>Men like to have sex.
>You actually can have meaningful conversations with men.
>Don't have to worry about having children.
>>64603199
No Hartford is.
And Bermuda.
>"Stanford wins the rose bowl."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Iowa being down 29 points with less than a minute to go already meant that.
>>64603217
QUICK SOMEONE GET ROSE BOWL REACTION FACES
Gay sex is meme sex
>not blowing out your shit-tier opponent by 30 or more
>against a team so bad they fumble their final rally against your third stringers
>the dilapidated hippie commune of Stanford
How come it's only games in the South, that state troopers need to come onto the field and stand next to the coach?
>that heisman faggot
PRO DUCK TIT SHON
PRO DUCK TIT SHON
BLACK SIDELINE REPORTERS
LOL
>HEISMANNNNN
>>64603137
Thanks for making me cringe
>Pro-duct-tician
HEISMAN
HEISMAN
HEISMAN
>>64603227
>Bermuda
You mean reinsurance. Slightly different but of course it is because muh tax haven. What do you do in Bermuda anyway?
>>64602517
HEISMAN
HEISMAN
What does he mean by this?
Does that guy in the back have autism?
>HEEIISMAAAN
HEIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSMAAAAAAAN
Absolute madman shouting Heisman
>Better than Barry
Based
>>64603241
Because the black people are bad the rednecks are worse.
Is whitey being heckled?
>BETTER THAN BARRY
>HEISMAN
>HEISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
why is that drunk guy allowed on the field?
>>64603266
HEISMAN
That dude would be on /sp/ 25 years ago
THE FUCKING HEISMAN FAGGOT
>>64603269
He looks like Harbaugh
Where's Chip Kelly when you need him
>>64603254
You're welcome.
>>64603263
i believe it is an ancient chinese word, whose meaning is not fully known
REVOTE
REVOTE
>>64603273
no the guy is supporting him
this guy shouting heisman is the MVP
someone cap him, he deserves to be a dank meme
>stanford faggots
>>64603278
Hey now, he's not drunk, he's just one of Stanford's academic elite.
>>64603268
HEISMAAAAAAAANNNNN
>>64603288
It means white devil
t. ping pong expert
>>64603284
Yeah.. If Harbaugh just snorted a fat rail of coke
>McCafferty turns around and stone cold stunners le heisman man
God, this would've been the memest ending to the meme bowl ever.
>HIESMANNNNNNN
>producktition
>spee guy in the back round trolling inbreds
Best interview ever
Do we have a new meme?
HEISMAN
>>64603299
It takes an elite man to create such elite memes.
That was a pretty based interview from Producktishin to >HEISMAN
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k74zG9C.jpg "large[1].jpg")
HEISMAN
>HEISMAN
>>64603260
I'm a lawyer for an insurance company.
We do re and direct lines, both excess and primary.
Shit, just got off the road, missed the game.
The fuck happened? Did Iowa all get if the plane with the flu or something?
>>64603329
Good
>>64603329
You think he browses /sp/?
the best part was him pausing, staring into the camera, you can tell trying to think of what to say, then yelling "HEISMAN"
he did it so many times, i stopped listening to mcaffrey and just watched le heisman man do his thing
i laughed way too hard for such a stupid thing
>>64603314
>Chad Kelly
>Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEISMAN
E
I
S
M
A
N
WE LITERALLY HAVE A NEW MEME ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE YEAR LADS
H E I S M A N
>>64603339
>HEEEIIIIISSSMAAAAAAN
>>64603339
HEISMAN
HEISMAN!
DERRICK HENRY mumble mumble!
HEISMAN!
THAT INT
>EEC
>EEC
>EEC
>Ole Piss
PEACH BOWL 2 BEATDOWN BOOGALOO
>>64603337
Huh interesting. Did you grow up there or just move there after law school? And with the cost of living there, do you make enough to live comfortably?
First meme of 2016 it rolls of the tongue
>>64603334
>those dilated pupils
>that glass-eyed stare
Nigga is lit
>>64603383
Why don't you suck his wanker already geeze
>>64603385
This will be a great year I feel.
Who /heisman/here?
HEISMAN
E
I
S
M
A
N
>>64602517
Why does everyone have to bully Iowa? All we do is grow food and stuff. So what if some of us are hicks? At least we aren't commies.
>>64603402
>Asking questions about someone that lives on an island you're curious about moving to one day makes you gay
fuck off
>>64603426
Nebraska does your shtick better foom.
>>64603383
Moved after law school. I do make enough to live comfortably. I don't have to pay taxes on my first $100K or so, as well as my housing allowance. Effectively my first $140K is tax free.
Bermuda has consumption taxes, so booze and consumer goods are more expensive. I tend to buy clothes and electronics in the US whenever possible. But otherwise, even with higher food costs* and rent costs, I do fine.
Food: Milk is $10/gal. Bag of spinach is $7. Chicken breast $8/lb. Local Tuna is $15/lb. Cereal usually $7 a box or so
Rent: even a shitty 1BR would be $1500. A nice 1BR in Hamilton is $3500. I pay $3000/mo for 2BR but live outside of the city.
>>64603467
>my first $140k a year
Oh christ, fuck off
Oregon fan here. I ain't got no inherent interest in either of these teams. You could say I'm sentimental about Stanford 'cause they were in the Pac 10 back in the day - I'll tell you that I didn't care for them back then either. This much is for sure: I've been watching college football since the 70's. Every Saturday I sit my ass down, crack open a 12 pack and watch some ball. And in all my years, all of my 40+ years of watching football, I don't think I've ever seen a team as meme as Iowa. Nothing comes close.
>>64602821
HOL UP
WE SUM SORTA TREES UH SUM SHIT THEN WHY WE BE CALLED CARDNALS SHEEEEIT
>>64603479
Triggered?
>>64603479
Companies will pay alot of money to not pay taxes.
>>64603527
Nah 4channer, what's your yearly salary, 250k?
And you aren't even an engineer?
>A
>FUCKING
>TREE
>>64603467
how much does your wife's son cost you?
>>64603446
For the most part, yeah. But, we do have shittons of pork. Muzzies avoid us like the plague.
>>64603540
This is true. 15% to them is a big fucking deal vs in Bermuda a 10% payroll tax for employees.
>>64603555
Approximately that
>>64603565
I'm not a Seattle fan
>>64603601
>250k a year living in a beautiful place like bermuda
>still posting on 4chan
uh huh yeah okay buddy
but now go ahead and post your excuse for why you're posting though
>>64603622
(i think he might like sports)
(and have no white friends in bermudo)
HEISMAN
>>64602923
They already have a pig trophy (Floyd of Rosedale for Iowa/Minnesota)
>>64603636
(i think he might be lying)
>>64603622
It's almost 10pm here. I woke up hungover. I like shitposting on spee. I can go to the beach or play golf anytime. I have the day off. I spent Christmas and Boxing Day on the beach.
I just wanna drink and shitpost on spee today, senpai. I love college football and today's the best day for it.
>>64603677
Nope
>>64603636
I have white friends but I just wanna be at home. I went out last night.
