35-0 Stanford. Jesus Christ Iowa just go home
Roll Tide y'all
I was going to make one with Cosby as the image. This works.
>>64601163
You know your conference sucks ass when you have a team go undefeated in the regular season and everyone still knows you suck because all your "quality" wins are against other shit teams in your shitty conference.
>both the big 10 east and west champs are going to get shut out in the span of 24 hours
Is there any chance they could fly in a replacement team for Iowa? How long would it take for OSU or Michigan to get to the Rose Bowl?
>>64601163
We will rock you and another one bites the dust? Are you fucking kidding me with that mickey mouse bush league bullshit Iowa?
GANBATTE IOWA
DON'T GIVE UP HAWKEYES
B E L I E V E
Nebraska is a blueblood
>someone needs to write pride on the board at halftime. That's P-R-I-D-E
Thanks Musberger
>>64601163
first for Stanford Cardinals - CFP National Champions 2016-2017
>>64601192
Still make it. It fits too well
>>64601188
>tfw no qt southern gf
end my life
>>64601203
Ohio State's still in Glendale AFAIK, so like a couple hours.
>>64601217
next one
>>64601203
Northern Iowa could do it.
Stanford is this year's TCU.
Got snubbed from the playoff.
Beating the shit out of a meme team that had no business being ranked in the first place.
>>64601220
I'm black bud, this hurts me more.
[spoiler]I prefer Spanish women anyway[/spoiler]
Is there honestly anyone outside of Iowa who pays even a casual amount of attention to college football that thought Iowa would even come within two touchdowns of Stanford? I'm honestly curious.
who /mccaffrey/ here?
>Iowa marching band playing Bohemian Rhapsody
Could this team get ANYMORE of a meme?
>>64601246
>tfw probably the only spanish girl on /sp/
H-hey guys...
marching bands are gay af tbqh
>>64601220
Why would you want that?
Their kids are probably really annoying.
>>64601220
It's ok bro. Just put this on loop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVaz72SjXlU
>MUH PAGEANTRY!
>>64601220
MFW I found out Southern women have this thing called Charm School they all have to go too so they find out how to best make men sandwiches and host parties.
West coast women do nothing but Instagram Studies.
JDIMSA
Me I guess. A comeback isn't impossible, but shit they have pressure
>tfw Iowa native and people are talking mad shit about my state
Just wait, by 4th quarter Iowa will be playing their third stringers because they'll have run up the score so badly on Stanford in the third quarter.
>>64601198
>implying UCLA has been better than USC in football and basketball over the past few years
>>64601252
I thought Iowa would be able to hold it close for a bit, but would fade in the stretch. I didn't think it would be a chloroform-induced rape from the first whistle.
YOU CAN STILL DO IT IOWA
fuck just bring in the stanford meme band already
THE Ohio State would have destroyed both of these teams
>>64601246
Black Alabama student here
Just don't even bother man
all the basic blonde sorority girls here have ruined white women for me
>>64601252
Iowa has the most delusional fanbase in the country.
>>64601283
I hope they're dressed like the Mad Max character again.
>>64601276
Not this year faggot
I'm sick of these battlefrog commercials
>>64601277
>chloroform-induced rape
Kek. It's safe to say that Stanford is Cosbying the fuck out of the Cornfuckers.
This game is so boring I've been watching the 2014 winter cup finals instead.
NERD POWER
>>64601259
If you don't send me nudes I will vote for Trump
which D-1 university has the highest percentage of black students in its student population?
>>64601240
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>64601252
I mean, Stanford lost to fucking Northwestern, so I was curious
Iowa had the most cupcake of all cupcake schedules though. I do not live in Iowa nor am I a fan
>>64601259
London?
bring on the memeplays
>>64601283
>You get raped even in Marching Band performances.
>>64601278
No they can't, not even the Weebs can save Iowa now.
>>64601321
Probably something like LSU
You may only post in this thread if your team won a bowl game not so fast Iowa, MSU, Florida, USC, Notre Dame!
>>64601301
>this year
>no bowl wins for both teams
>both mediocre basketball teams
PAC-12 is irrelevant in all sports except volleyball in general
>>64601321
probably one of the g5 southern schools like southern miss
>>64601316
>average academics
>shit athletics
>>64601268
It's called cotillion, which if you aren't poor as shit or black just about everyone in the South goes to. Then Southern girls have debutante balls in high school and college
>>64601259
Hello
>>64601252
Vegas set the line with Stanford as 6 point favorites, so yes people outside of Iowa expected it to be close.
>>64601246
>tfw black and iowan
It truely is suffering.
>>64601345
Reporting, though I've even happier that we got our seniors 50 wins. That's a nice feather in their cap.
>>64601321
My bet is houston
>>64601349
Fuck off OSU is a cute tier school. You just smile and acknowledge them.
wtf is this gay shit parade
>>64601264
southern goddess. alabama girls do have the best accent in the country.
Iowa wins 38-35
Cap this fucking post
Holy shit I fucking hate the Stanford meme band and all members of the Stanford meme band
>Stanford Band
Jesus fuck this is literally the most fucking meme shit I've ever witness in my entire fucking life. Such an absolute disgrace to music.
>all these obnoxious nerds
>>64601347
UCLA is literally top 25
>>64601345
>sink says pac 10
I too love memes
who /GotY/ here?
meme band pls go
THAT BLONDE
Welcome to the shit you have to deal with, on a thankfully decreasing basis, in the bay area.
God bless gentrification.
Iowa is about to go into the history books as part of the worst blowout in Rose Bowl history. Congratulations for dropping a deuce on national television and making the B1G look like dog shit
>>64601373
LOL that was the sperm entering Iowas bum.
Whoa I think this marching band is getting a little postmodern for my ass right now.
>2015+1
>Having a meme band
>>64601345
Husker here.
>>64601264
>noo or leens
>pee cans
I know they are a meme but holy fuck stanford band is based as fuck
This shit literally hurts my ears
>>64601388
Should be delivered tomorrow. What am in for?
As a lifelong band nerd, I find this disgusting.
>>64601394
Booing the marching band, hahaha. Nice.
>>64601379
>tfw Ohio State's band ruined everything else for me
>>64601414
lots of sexy costumes
>these band performances
>>64601393
Oh look, its the last time Michigan was undefeated
Did they just cut away from the band?
>>64601388
>buying games translated and censored by social justice faggots
>>64601413
It was so bad, they told the blimp to stare into the sun instead.
Did the director fall asleep? Why did they just zoom all the way out, pan to a mountain without changing the white balance, zoom in awkwardly then immediately cut to commercial?
>>64601349
No other fan base knows how hard we have it
>>64601418
>>64601426
Furd's band is fucking awful.
I love meme bands.
We /boy rape/ now
>>64601345
posting
>>64601429
Dude they are disgracing the very thing band was founded on and are being booed by the entire crowd this is amazing.
WTF was going on with the Stanford band performance?
BOYS DON'T GET RAPED
Henry led his team to the national title game, Mccaffrey is a loser that didn't even make the playoffs, stop saying that he's better than Henry, you're literally just saying that because he's white
Fuck off
>>64601428
Michigan was undefeated in 1997 you fucking retard.
worst bowl season in recent memory holy fuck
Fuck Michigan State for fluking their way to the B1G title instead of at least giving us a OSU/Bama rematch
Fuck Stanford for losing to a shitty ass Oregon team and letting Chokelahoma in the playoff
FUCK
>>64601443
Boys don't do that to other boys anon.
BOYS DONT GET RAPED
>>64601437
Because anyone with ears didn't want to hear that atrocity
So since this game is over, should I play Civ 5 or Hearthstone while waiting for the Sugar Bowl?
>>64601426
I went to last year's Northwestern / Wisconsin game in Evanston
most of the crowd drove from Wisconsin for the game; probably half of those people were there for the fucking band, not the football game
Suffice to say Wisconsin's band was fantastic
Northwestern's band wasn't big enough to even do formations =(
>Iowa
>>64601438
Thank you for giving us Mike Riley. IKTFB.
>>64601438
Will you be attending?
http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/31/public-university-to-hold-racially-segregated-social-justice-retreats/
>>64601465
Tanaka...thai kick
did the band do something offensive?
>>64601448
Really? That's fucking hilarious. The camera panned away after they formed the lips. What else did they do?
>>64601448
Spidercam won't even look at this shit and has moved to a remote corner of the Iowa side hahaha.
>Stanfords band was such shit it caused an emergency commercial break
>>64601448
They were really being booed by everyone? I want to see that. It was so amateur-hour I couldn't help but cringe
Stanford comes back for the dubs
>>64601349
A-at least we have good academics
>>64601467
If I was an alumni of that school they'd be getting a letter stating that they will never be receiving another cent in donations again
lgtss
>hes like an xbox player against an atari defense
>>64601220
dude she's fat
What is going on with this band shit? Wasn't watching but someone said they abruptly cut the feed.
>>64601476
Offensive to the ears? Yes
>>64601345
Michigan, checking in. Feels good.
>>64601482
>>64601448
Weren't they banned for a few years by the NCAA?
>>64601465
>japan
just gets weirder every day
>>64601498
Stanford's band awkwardly danced around the field and then stopped playing music and just kinda stood there
>>64601491
yea, Cal has good athletics anon. Shame it's filled with SJWs who are cute from a certain angle
>>64601498
They're being meme.
>>64601498
They were being all hipster and le artistic and playing with kitchen sinks and shit.
>>64601482
DESU family it was hard to see what they were doing because Spidercam was so far away, but it appeared like they just stood around to get into some gay formation and didn't play any music for at least 40 seconds at a time, also they played a lot of really obscure music, I only recognized one song because I am a old pleb.
Nobody understood the gay arrow in the cloud reference and the santa thing didn't even have a Christmas song.
>>64601467
>claims that the social justice retreats are just as important as the university’s core curriculum — which already requires students to take at least one course in “Difference, Power and Discrimination”.
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
What was the Stanford band doing that was offensive? All I saw was what looked like a cow on the field, and head with a hat on it. What's the deal?
>>64601452
>Henry lead his team
I think you meant to say the Bama o-line lead their team.
>>64601242
Oh christ
>>64601521
kek
>>64601541
They weren't being offensive. They were just awful.
>>64601541
Just stood there dancing like idiots and not playing.
>>64601462
Civ 5, it's not even a debate.
>>64601476
>>64601541
The Furd band is known for doing really offensive things. They're banned from Notre Dame's campus and the governor of Oregon tried to ban them from the state. I don't know about this one though.
I'm on the verge of an existential crisis and this is how Iowa performs. AT THE ROSE BOWL.
>tfw you and now your school are a laughing stock to everyone
Fuck I'm a failure
>>64601541
Nothing to offensive, just moving matching bands. Probably pissing off the NCAA too, they have bad blood.
>>64601550
I can say the same thing about Mccaffrey, am I supposed to be impressed that he got a little pass in the flat and took it for 50 yards? My grandma can do that
anyone at the game confirm what happened? twatter is being uninformative
1 Clemson
2 Alabama
3 Ohio State
4 Stanford
HUGE FUCKING POWER GAP
5 Nobody
HUGE FUCKING POWER GAP
999999998. Oklahoma
999999999. Michigan State
(Infinity). Iowa
>>64601564
Civ 5 then. Time to BUILD WALL
>>64601541
The only thing they offended was my ears
Post marching bands that play their instruments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4aqJeG4DA
>>64601591
Nebraska is 5th.
>top two Big Ten teams outscored 73-0
>>64601566
>They're banned from Notre Dame's campus and the governor of Oregon tried to ban them from the state.
Wait, what? How the fuck?
>>64601580
>returns kicks for touchdowns
>throws for touchdowns
>does everything
>hurr durr his o-line durr
Retard
Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer)
14 mins ago - View on Twitter
The Stanford Band is doing a Farmers Only dot com tribute. #flawlessvictory
based
>I0wa
>Big 10 getting run out by intelligent white people
>>64601580
So you'd rather watch a WR or RB take a knee after catching a ball?
>that Texas vs USC championship Rose Bowl
>USC losing after ESPN hyped them up for a month straight as the GOAT team
I thought the B10 was supposed to be a big bad conference
>>64601624
Lol pretty good if true.
>>64601617
In 1991, the University of Notre Dame banned the LSJUMB from visiting its campus after a halftime show at Stanford in which drum major Eric Selvik dressed as a nun and conducted the band using a wooden cross as a baton. (During the pregame show and first half of the game, the drum major had been dressed as an Orthodox Jew, where the wooden cross was part of a menorah-like baton.) After the halftime show, a female Notre Dame fan ran onto the field, approached from behind the unsuspecting Selvik, and forcibly ripped the nun habit off of his head. Selvik pursued and regained his habit from the attacker, who in the scuffle for the habit told the drum major he was "going to hell for this.
What kinda conference you want fAm?
>>64601617
Pretty sure it all started with "the band play" when they were on the field. The band actually got in trouble for that, then they got salty, tried to make people mad, and it just continued from there.
>>64601610
heh you almost had me there, for a second I thought you were just acting retarded.
>>64601594
CARLOS
>>64601610
Like he said: nobody
>>64601624
HAHA THAT'S SO FUCKING BASED! SO EPIC! EPIC FOR THE WIN!!!!
>>64601465
>to begin with i don't like this
nice description of bowl season
>>64601635
would you have done the same thing /sp/?
>>64601617
Oregon: Their halftime show criticized logging
ND: They had a drum major conduct using a wooden cross while dressed as a nun
>>64601467
This kind of shit destroyed Oregon State football back in the early 70s. Coach Dee Andros, white guy, had a no facial hair policy. One player, black guy, disputed such policy. Eventually the player shaved. Off the field, it was deemed a racist act and no black guy would go to Oregon State.
It would start a string of 28 losing seasons, and even 15 years after the streak ended we're still feeling the effects.
>>64601623
>doesn't even make the playoffs
Yawn
>>64601635
>Typical Trump voter
>>64601644
Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer 6m6 minutes ago
I believe the Stanford band formed a corn maze and then had the cow move around like it was drunk.
>yfw
So, like...is the south the only part of the country that's even trying to field national championship at this point? Because the midwest, outside of Ohio State, just doesn't seem to be very good t this whole thing, the northeast couldn't give two shits about college football, and the west coast is spotty as hell.
>>64601667
You're not a true patriot
>>64601642
It got one of those things right
Maria Taylor is a good looking woman. Would consider race mixing
>>64601397
Also husker
>>64601592
Doing god's work son
Wow. So why is iowa #5? I know sc lost too many games this season but my trojans without a doubt would butt fuck this shitty ass iowa team. Absolutely disgusting .jpeg
>>64601645
How did they get almost banned from Oregon? Same performance?
>lowans getting buttmad because the stanford band did a farmers only parody with the cow on the field
YOUR INSECURITY IS SHOWING COWFUCKERS
>>64601665
>Yawn
This passes for debate in the EEC.
>>64601671
>>64601624
If you think Stanford's band is funny, you are literally Reddit.
>>64601428
Here's your (You), dumbfuck. Do you even watch College Football or did you stumble in from /mlp/ between commercial breaks?
This is sad and entertaining at the same time
lol De La Salle the #1 ranked team in the country lost to Texas, eat shit California
HERES THE MAGIC MAN
>>64601678
Texas(not the South bte) or USC could if they get their shit together. But the best h.s players are in the south, Texas and California.
How badly would Alabama destroy Iowa? Would they have 56 points by now?
>In 1997, the Band was again disciplined for shows lampooning Catholicism and the Irish at a game against Notre Dame. The Band put on a show entitled "These Irish, Why Must they Fight?" Besides the mocking supposedly stereotypical Irish-Catholic behavior, there was a Riverdance formation, and a Potato Famine joke, drawing criticism for its "tasteless" portrayal of Catholics. Both the band and the Stanford President Gerhard Casper subsequently apologized for the band's behavior.[8] Subsequently, the Band was prohibited from playing at games against Notre Dame for two years.
>>64601635
At least that game was exciting.
Jesus fuck can they start playing with a continuous clock
iowa has literally given up trying since the first quarter ended
>>64601617
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/347504-top-ten-stanford-marching-bands-most-awkward-moments
>>64601703
t. Iowa City resident
>>64601702
Nice drop in the endzone Mccaffrey lmao
>>64601713
Georgia is also good at HS sports.
>>64601699
In 1990, Stanford suspended the band for a single game after their halftime show at the University of Oregon criticized the logging of the spotted owl's habitats in the northwest United States. The band used formations in the shape of a chainsaw and in the shape of the word OWL changing to AWOL. Governor Neil Goldschmidt (D-OR) issued a decree that the band not return to Oregon for several years; the band did not return until 2001. After the spotted owl incident, all halftime shows were reviewed and approved by Stanford's Athletic Department.
>>64601713
>Texas(not the South bte)
>>64601665
This is your only valid argument and it's an absolutely stupid and useless one at that.
>stanford band does bantz towards iowa
>corn fuckers are mad as fuck
>>64601617
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/347504-top-ten-stanford-marching-bands-most-awkward-moments
they are always pulling shinanigans
>his hand eye coordination and ball skills are crazy good
>>64601703
californina has not been good to you, has it cuckeye?
>>64601727
Memes, trying extremely hard to be funny and unique and thinking you're in on some inside jokes and that it makes you cool
Yeah, the Stanford band is literally the personification of Reddit
>>64601624
tbqh the marching bands should stick to not being total faggots
>>64601645
>he was "going to hell for this.
lel
Holy fuark this is literally Sneaky Athletic: The Game
Is Iowa just shite or is this guy actually the goat meme?
>>64601725
thanks bruh
>tfw the Spanish girl stopped responding and ignored your hello
>>64601720
>be a band nerd
>try to be edgy
>act like a dick
>nobody likes you
Dude they're just mad cuz we're so cool and funny, not because we are dickhead band geeks.
Seriously, play your fucking fight song on the flute and get the fuck off the field, fucking nerds.
>>64601703
This. Stanfords band is reddit humor personified. The lol so randum!:%\=\:)
>>64601755
Did you say, hola?
>>64601703
Fuck off band Nerd.
>38-0
I kind of feel bad for those Iowa fans that spent over $3K to watch their team get slaughtered.
>>64601774
Hory shit
Why did the kicker put on another jersey after the extra point?
>changing jerseys because DeMarquaykaewondae is also number 34
>>64601713
It's just astounding to me how - outside of Ohio State (and maybe USC or Texas if, as you mentioned, they can get their shit together) - this huge, money making machine really only seems to have a lock on the poorest part o the country.
I mean, when was the last time a northeastern school, especially one from a major market, was a legitimate national championship threat? Michigan has been on the ropes for a decade now and Michigan State has a major glass ceiling to break through.
>mfw band nerds BTFO
>>64601345
Tennessee here, looking forward to fucking florida gaytards in the ass next year
>>64601774
Meh don't feel bad for them. They got to travel out of the frigid midwest and enjoy sunny California.
Band nerds are awesome.
>>64601703
This whole fucking area is reddit-tier. I have no face for how I feel when people at the office, people waiting in line for food, etc etc, talk about Reddit.
Help a brother out?
>>64601703
stanford ban is bro tier. when they used to come up they would play music in the quad during the week for shits and giggles
>>64601746
>literally cannot handle the banter
pls go be consoled by ur cow man
>>64601800
Sunny, but 44oF here mate.
>>64601812
Something tells me if another band made fun of Stanford their students would be protesting about the "hate crimes"
>>64601737
I'm more offended at how shitty the whole thing sounded.
And band members acting like bullies because they go to a private school and get to be on the national stage is hilariously ironic
>>64601761
N-no. I do know some Spanish tho
>>64601809
Your basketball team beat Arizona last year; that must have felt good, man
>>64601789
Well it's about who plays football. Liberal whites don't. Northeastern blacks play basketball.
So your left with rural whites and blacks outside the northeast .Also mix in some rich cali kids.
>>64601800
Frigid? It's been warm as fuck. Only the past couple days have been cold. It was 71 in Ohio 4 days ago.
>Doing damage control for Bama's loss against Ole Miss
>During the Rose Bowl
It's not like people traveling to this went to the middle of nowhere. They are near Los Angeles, the Tokyo of the West
>>64601774
Iowa hasn't been to the Rose Bowl game since forever, they're probably glad to even be there.
>>64601827
>hola chicccccaaaaa, como estassss? Que qieres hacer esta noche ;););)
OHIO STATE WOULD BOOTYBLAST ALL OF THESE TEAMS
>>64601703
>bunch of privileged libcuck limpwrists making fun of religion and blue collar industries
That really buzzes my biscuits.
>>64601854
More like the Mexico of the west
has iowa even gotten beyond the 50 yard line yet?
>>64601851
Maybe they ran out of shit to talk about? They should just mercy rule this game.
>>64601844
>Rich Cali kids
They play lax now mostly like kids from New England because you have to buy a bunch of equipment and poor blacks can't afford to play.
LOL the story about the Stanford band almost getting permab& from the state of Oregon:
>The band decided to do a spoof on how logging has affected the Spotted Owl's habitats, this time on the road, away from the somewhat safe confines of Stanford Stadium. Knowing how nature-loving Oregonians feel about endangered species despite having a huge logging undustry, the band infuriated the entire state by performing in a chainsaw formation, and changing the word "Owl" to "AWOL."
>The Governor of Oregon "banned" the band from stepping foot in the state of Oregon, although that later was rescinded.
>>64601831
It did, now if they can just beat oregon this Sunday. Haven't beaten the ducks in anything since forever.
Aren't they supposed to play these meaningless boring games before they play the big important games they played last night?
>>64601851
Gotta plug the sec whenever you can at ESPN
Who here play and watch?
>>64601867
>a band is able to piss off not only the state of Iowa, but the entire pride of the Midwest
kek
>>64601881
What a bunch of liberal cucks
>>64601885
>Rose Bowl
>Meaningless
Jej
>>64601885
cant break the rose bow tradition of playing on news year
