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SCHAUB
is tumenov vs larkin the most entertaining fight of UFC 195 and why yes
>>64559989
What in the fuck is Ismael doing there?
>>64559989
I feels good knowing that i can
Akebono vs Sapp II best fight
What time does Rizin start in freedom time? Its like 1:00 EST or 2:00 EST, right?
>tfw I could heem everybody here
>>64559989
shoulda put the heemspeak server in the op and a link to a stream for rizin
good work though, could be better, i give this op a 5/7
just go back from some early morning mewvment training lads
Results from >>64558476
All the Aoki nuthuggers got BTFO
>>64560062
looks like a goat's vagina
>>64560065
Hello friend, where do I get a copy to test WMMA4 before purchasing it which I would totally do if I liked it.
does anyone have the webm of the left hook heem from rizin the other day?
it was pretty nasty
>>64560087
There used to be a torrent, but I guess its gone now.
There is a demo on the official website. Lets you play a couple months in game.
soon
>>64560113
Gomi's rivalry with Chute Box was GOAT
>>64560065
Why would you watch these bums?
>>64560065
Rizin 3 card
some of you guys are cool
dont set foot inside a rizin stream tonight
>>64560152
can someone explain me what I am looking at, is it a video game or will the fights actually take place?
>>64560209
Video game. WMMA4.
What's that shitty mobile MMA game with stupid names like "BJ Dildo" and "Bork Laser"
>>64560039
MATT LINDLAND YOU'RE NEXT
>Mfw missing the memiest heemspeak ever
>>64560305
Fucking slow ass refs.
>>64550306
PCP and cocaine.
>>64560305
Lawler is dumb as rocks but a real gentleman.
https://youtu.be/Et4I5X6R0h4?t=444
>>64560389
Then they should make it part of Buffer's introductions
"A cocaine user, fighting out of Albuquerque, New Mexicoooooo"
RIZIN part 2 is tonight?
3am again???
>>64560509
I rizin'd your mum last night lad
>>64560484
>"... fighting by way of Angel Dust..."
O shit, that would be hilarious. And the camera panels to the guy chewing his corners face off while sporting his dealers patch on his fight shorts.
That should be a TV show. They should even have DOPE men to work with cut men to administer random junk into the veins of fighters in between rounds.
>>64560423
this clip was very enjoyable
thanks anon
>>64560647
HIGH TEST
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>>64560647
>censor
not sure if because that is supposed to be an ass or just because it looks disgusting
I bet none of you would fight me irl
Pussies
>>64560382
it's fine it's fine
/comfy/
>>64560647
>dat webm
What in the fuck am I seeing there? I need to watch that freakshow!
Also, Norway is right, Korean/Japanese ring girls are far superior to any other form of ring girls.
This is really non negotiable.
>>64560647
>>64560769
>being a weeb
>>64560647
I'm watching Kill Bill right now. I want to chop off these fat rolls with a samurai sword.
Anyone have the webm of Kevin Lee getting rekt?
>>64560749
reviewing old clips with herb dean after the rockhold weidman thing they all look like late stoppages
FUCK ISIS
How many bing bongs till rizin?
have some high test as thanks
>>64560784
>watching Kill Bill
>watching any Tarantincuck movies
heem yourself
>>64560811
/tv/ pls go you probably like star wars
>________ is a dominate fighter
>>64560811
Kill Bill is the shit you lil twerp
>>64560843
RENE BARAO IS A MUNSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64560811
WARM.BLACK.DINGUS
>>64560821
Your favorite fighter is probably Conor
>>64560769
Rizin ring girls are dime a dozen azns you sheltered faggot.
Vanessa has done more for ring girls world wide than those DNBs ever will
>>64560320
I discovered Tegan and Sara through Nick's youtube account.
Have psychedelics and alpha brain made Joe Rogan smarter?
>>64560530
dude that would be fucking awesome
can we make that happen?!?!
see which drug is the most performance enhanding
>>64560862
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
>>64560809
long back
look at that back
thats not normal
long back wench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmMBOBXSQU
@6:40
>>64560858
>American calling a Serb a sheltered faggot.
All of my wow.
>>64560811
Kill Bill are the only watchables tarantino movies
RD is boring
PF is all over the place
The other one is meh as fuck
The ones after Kill Bill are straight up insufferable
>>64560938
You obviously are based on your ring girl tastes try leaving Pooratia sometime beaner
Anyone know the video where Nick DIaz talks to Dan Hardy after losing to GSP? I think it was one of the dana white vlogs
>>64560881
Fak me ded, yes. I hope so. I think the right combo is dianabol + nootropics + painkillers + amphetamines + ephedrine + some extra blood + shitton of depo.
>>64560946
death proof is bretty good
also how do you guys think fedor will look tonight?
>>64560996
He'll beat the shit out of Apu
>>64560989
sub the amphetamines for meth
inb4 stoned nick diaz is unstoppable throwing hooks to the head and pulling gogo's
anyone got any webms from the diaz vs gomi fight?
Rizin starts in 6 BONGS 35 BINGS
That's 10pm PT/1am ET/6am UK
Can we stop asking now?
>>64560996
Fedor will sub in round one and the dialogue in deathproof is some of the worst in flick history
>>64560809
HIGH TEST
who will be the next european champion in le ufc?
>>64561023
I fucking hate George Roop so much
>>64560934
it's all about the face, and curves are for fatties
>>64561023
>>64561046
>Face
>FESS
>SMEEEEEAH
https://youtu.be/qWHsRr6lkU8?t=1m53s
on a serious note thoug who here hype for nate vs conor?
Chris Leben is apparently thinking about coming back
RIP
>>64561092
get him in rizin, they dont drugtest
he can fight zombie high as much as he wants
>>64560152
Fedor is back!
>mfw Rizin really is PRIDE 2.0
I hope they are a success
Where do we watch Rizin at?
>>64561055
Anyone have the Rob Font KO? Haven't seen that fight.
>>64561169
its amazing
no drug testing
just legends fighting
freak show fights
roided out mother fuckers
fighting in a ring
with soccer kicks and knees on the ground
this is what mma was missing
a good competitor to zuffa
pride owner you've done it again
and the production is great, just like pride
i'm stoked
>>64561055
>cubs face
Pure bad intent
>>64561023
>>64559989
just woke up lads
how many bongs?
>>64561199
Can't wait to have a comfy game thread with lads tonight.
>>64561194
Font hasn't fought since
>>64561235
what in the fuck is wrong with that ref
dude is knocked out, full spaz on one leg falling, still waits
>>64561235
Thanks senpai that's even better than the Swanson KO.
>>64561300
How are you cucked pussies the descendants of the vikings? What the FUCK
I hope you like my screenshot /heem/
lets post heems to kill the time
15 minutes until best of 2015 ufc on fs1
>>64561358
literal cucks should be put into mental institutions, agreed
>Asen vs Kron
Who wins?
>>64561199
It's a circus. I can't wait for She-Hulk to smash her opponent.
What time will the second coming of Rickson Gracie be commencing?
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/dana-white-on-twitter-fights-with-fans-the-high-road-isnt-fun-ya-goofs
>>64561471
I do
>>64561499
tonight through kron, the next generation of gracie
>>64561509
Dana "Low Road Guy" White
So this Rizin shit wont be live on american tv? I have to watch a computer stream like a low income loser?
>>64561608
its on spike tv tomorrow bro, "breakfast with fedor"
>he's loading up his hips here Mike, he's looking to spin
>>64560849
Kill Bill is shitty gore porn for smelly weeb manchildren. You're a smelly weeb manchild.
>>64560855
Shut up Peter
>>64560946
They're all shit. He's a fag and he makes shitty action movies for plebs. Kill Bill is the worst of the lot.
>>64561690
https://youtu.be/coHv74KClI0
we're doing spinning shit now?
>>64561732
>doesn't like excessively violent movies
And you call yourself a fight fan.
Hey some faggot in here said Best of 2015 would be on FS1, but all I see is college apehoop
>>64561254
>>64561789
Not him but Kill Bill just isn't that good. Fun for 1 watch then don't ever need to bother with them again.
Definitely Taratinos weakest
>>64561169
>>64561199
>The current calendar year of 2 0 1 6
>getting excited to see a bunch of mediocre "athlete" roidbabby cans canning it up against washed up """legends""" and faggots that dodge any sort of real competition to protect their over inflated egos
Oh and the added bonus of seeing a bunch of Asian men ringside fingering fighters to prevent them from falling through the ropes!
>24 hours till 2015 is over
wew lads
So how has this year been for you all?
>>64561819
Hats off to you for fitting so much faggotry into one post. I'm stunned
>>64561732
He's also a degenerate footfag.
>>64561823
It's been a red panty year
>>64561823
Hit top pay at work, went on two awesome trips including vegas for 194, didn't get my gf pregnant. Pretty great.
Daily Reminder that the best Tarrentino flick is Jackie Brown
>>64561838
who in Rizin isn't either a literal who that would get eaten up in the UFC or irrelevant in da fight bizness?
>>64561854
>celebrating your genes not spreading
stay beta
>>64561797
apparently it aired last night, anyone got a torrent or link to it? someone here can livestream it for us if we find it
>>64561859
>watching Jackie Brown
>watching any Tarantincuck movies
heem yourself
How many bingbongs until Rizin?
>>64562011
500
>>64562011
5 bongs 45 bings
>>64562011
Where can we watch rizin in the UK is it on TV anywhere or a poor steam?
>>64562026
thanks, time for a cheeky nap and up at 6am
>>64562043
There are a few decent Russian streams if you can bare the commentary. It's not getting aired on UKTV
>>64561818
Kill Bill is a revenge-laced retelling of the Homeric hero's journey. It's highly stylized in its aesthetics and features a lot of memorable dialogue moments. It's very good.
>>64562026
post fights to kill the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xweop8t1bZs
that fucking hair tho
>>64562070
No English commentary then?
Has any fighter ever fallen off more than Shogun?
>>64562149
nope, not until Spike broadcast it in the US, but thats on tape delay.
>>64562170
Do you think that will be available for download
>>64562122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j3DIPxonpU
liston vs ali and the "phantom punch"
>>64562160
Makes me sad desu shogun was my favorite fighter when he knocked out machida
When he lost to chael I died a little inside I knew he didn't have it anymore
>>64562203
sure if you can wait a day or two
>>64562203
Subscribe to this guy he uploaded all of the Rizin 1 fights might do the same for 2's
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5oqFLJf6gH0fSoRupHS2w/videos
>>64562203
it will be on youtube and on the internet you noob
and just stream it live like a real fight fan ^tm
>>64562218
interesting fight, can someone webm the phantom punch?
anyone know how to throw it?
jack slack?
stream?
>>64562276
>tfw the Machida era never happened
Have you planned tomorrow's breakfast /heem/?
>>64562283
here's some russian tv
http://ok-tv.org/channels/6-match-tv.html
post more fights to kill the time pls
>>64562325
I think I'm gonna stay up & try to watch it in Russian tonight, then watch football tomorrow. Spike commentary probably wont add much.
>>64562325
nah ur mum's cooking it
Padraig O’Flannigan, the roommate and best friend of Conor McGregor, confirmed today that the UFC star has been pretty much intolerable since his victory over Jose Aldo.
“He has been microwaving his food in 13 second increments,” said O’Flannigan, looking exasperated. “And he keeps asking me if I want to hold the championship belt and then saying ‘too bad.’”
O’Flannigan assumed that McGregor would eventually wear himself out after a day or so, but the celebration seems to have only intensified. He admitted that he didn’t know how much more he could take.
“This morning, I found him in the living room wearing only the belt, blasting Queen’s ‘We are the Champions.’ Except he was singing ‘I am the champion.’ As if that wasn’t abundantly clear by now,” said the roommate, reddening in the face a bit. “He’s like the Irish Kanye. It’s horrible.”
can someone pls webm the phantom punch
>>64562160
>>64562223
I want to see him move to middleweight, he's too small at lhw. Unfortunately, I don't think he has the will to do it anymore.
>>64562397
>O'Flannigan
stopped reading there
>>64562466
i read it, feels like it came from reddit
>>64562397
>>64562500
At this point we are all waiting for McGregor to get heemed and crash and burn. It will be glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFA3DFFavwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuLWvYRpVR4
>>64562160
>forced to stop roiding when he leaves PRIDE
>basically got handed a title shot
>beat overrated machida
>hasn't had a good win since
another brazilshit fraud
>>64561199
tokov and efrain were only real fighters there. rest is a retirement league. basically fabio maldando will go here
>>64562513
speak for yourself you goddamn nigger
>>64562513
>There once was a boy named Shitty Canadian-Chinese OP
>>64562513
>I can't wait to see mendes ko Conor
>I can't wait to see aldo ko Conor (because it happened in my ea sports game)
topkuk faggot
>>64562626
lmao
>>64562596
>>64562626
>>64562665
>>64562678
Get off his dick casuals before i perma-heem you.
>>64560196
i really, really like this uriah hall autistic shooter meme
>>64562708
Canadian Salt Mines: the post
>>64562711
i do too. why is it so accurate? i could never explain why it is so apt to someone irl but it just is.
>>64560934
he says long back lynch cause thats her second name but k
>>64562841
sorry i dont speak irish
>>64562778
I know the guy is the real deal, but we all know that at some point he will become Honda 2.0 and you know it. I just don't understand what is it about him that makes you root for the guy.
>>64562876
literally says he full name in her twitter handle but k
>>64562884
Of course he will. Every fighter will lose at some point.
What makes me root for the guy? He brings the banter and he's an exciting fighter. There is literally nothing else for me to ask of a fighter.
>>64562897
>being upset because someone misquoted your lord and savior of 6 months
>>64562884
>I just don't understand what is it about him that makes you root for the guy
His exciting fighting style and how obvious his achilles heel is.
I can't root for Jones because you just know he's going to win.
With Conor you know he'll do some amazing shit in the cage, and you're on edge because you know at any moment he could get ragdolled the ground and pounded into the 4th dimension.
FIGHT ME IRL RIGHT NOW
YOU LITERALLY FAGGOTS
>>64562944
You think you are up for the challenge?
Pic related is me 2 years ago before cycle.
>>64562929
The fact that Romero might get the title shot now and might actually get the title shot kinda scares me because lithcuck has predicted deez ting.
>yfw lithuania is the best MMA analyst on /heem/
Rizin starts in 5 hours right?
>>64562972
lithuania actually picked jacare to beat romero
it made him sad but he did it.
>rizin isn't on UFC Fight Pass™
lol fuccin dropped lads
>>64562988
No way. No fucking way! He really did? I need to find those picks.
Updated
Main Card:
Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic
Lorenz Larkin vs. Albert Tumenov
Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
Tony Sims vs. Abel Trujillo
>>64562972
>yfw Romero wins the title
>>64562988
>not betting against your team
>not engaging in win win tactics
based lithbro knows his shit
>>64562884
Sounds like you have commitment issues m8
>>64563000
>Lawler
>Arlovski
>Tumenov
>Brandao
>Trujillo
>>64562929
not upset i'm just correcting you and letting you know your observation skills
need work, i'm being kind
>>64563000
Lawler
Arlovski
Larkin
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64563000
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64563000
Carlos
Arlovski
Larkin
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64563000
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64563000
condito via 3 round heem
miocic via 2 round heem
tumenov via power of adidas tracksuit
ortega via a gust of wind and brandao does the chicken dance
trujillo via true jello
>>64563000
Robbie Lawyer
Pitbull
Russia Stronk
Brandao
Sims
>>64563000
robbie
stipe
lorenz
diego
abel
>>64563042
>believes arlovski will win
british pleb, please
>>64563000
lawler
arlovski
tumenov
brandao
truhillo
>>64563000
>Condit
>Stipe
>Larkin
>Ortega
>Trujillo
>>64563000
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64561838
Based filthy
>that dodge
>that punch
clean af
4 1/2 hours AHHHHHHH
>>64563000
>Carlos Condit
>Stipe Miočić
>Albert Tumenov
>Brian Ortega
>Abel Trujillo
>>64563220
same as my picks, i always wait for weigh in tho
>>64563000
Lawler
Miocic
Larkin
Orteg
Sims
>>64563220
>picking the croat
>picking the muzzie
why hasnt your citizenship been revoked?
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/682305188800131074
sapp might actually try to win for once GET HYPE!
>>64563265
rose is an absolute peach, there's just something about her nostrils, can't really explain it though
>>64563282
Sapp hasn't tried in 10 years
>>64563000
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Brandao
Sims
Why does Ronda Roussey receive such accolades?
Admittedly, I've never been a fan of hers and watching Holm clean her clock further cemented this opinion.
>>64563305
literally my picks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx66GFpYO1I
>rizing
>>64563282
>"I bumped into Heath Herring and I also bumped in to Mark Coleman," said Sapp. "That was awesome, it was nostalgic, weird, great and a lot of hugs and laughs."
i like sappu now :)
>>64563312
Dana went full Jew with WMMA
>>64563253
I'm going to be piss drunk for the next couple of days, so I'm getting my picks in early, but I agree with you. The thing about this card is that (apart from the main/co-main) all have distinct favorites.
>>64563271
Because panslavism. We like to play genocide here and there, but push comes to shove we know who to fall back on.
Who would win a fight between Conor McGregor and Neil Magny?
pic related
>tfw you are 10/10
>>64563312
-undefeated
-finishing people in under 1 minute
-public thinks she's pretty
-DNB thing went viral
-media is in the era of the strong woman (see hunger games, frozen, star wars, etc)
>>64563312
Feminism
The UFC's need for a star
The sports news industrial complex
and the jews
rizin is on in a few hours, right?
what time exactly?
>>64563253
PR knows
>>64563312
>Why does Ronda Roussey receive such accolades?
cause she is the most dangerous person on earth, could literelly heem every on earth
>badass, attractive
>hot
>sexy,
>tight pussy
>firm tits
>alpha woman
>can cook
>can clean and simultaneously /heem/
>has best coach
>praised by rogan
wow what a woman, literally
To her credit, she BTFO schaub which caused the schaubposter to start his madness
>>64563360
>>64563360
wow she looks manly in this pic, where are her breasts
>>64563356
Thats Rashad Evans you dork.
>>64563356
is he standing on boxes
>>64563388
>tight pussy
Not after Big Brown and Travis Browne have been in there
>>64563356
That's Rashad you idiot.
Anybody here follow kickboxing? His Fedor's opponent actually a good/known kickboxer?
>>64563356
dumbass muthafucka. that's quinton jackson.
>>64563388
>tight pussy
doubt
>>64563436
>what is kegel exercise
also shaub prolly didn't ever penetrate her, maybe not even travis either
rumor has it she has a dragon strap which she uses until a worthy suitor shows up
>>64563408
>>64563439
>>64563480
It's clearly Tyron Woodley
>>64563356
Remember when Rashad HEEM'd Conduit's ACL?
>>64563503
>being that guy
>>64563470
He's not
>>64563470
He KO'd Sergei and is now training MMA with AKA. He might actually have potential.
>>64563503
>>64562303
i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad
>>64563470
He has a good score. He did make some ripples back in K1. Glory didn't seem all to interested in him and he didn't seem too interested in him. His kickboxing career has been on the slide in the last 3 years, but he didn't compete as much. He has some notable wins (Kharitonov, Yong Soo Park, Raoumaru). He's not a KO artist or a power puncher, but he controls distance pretty well.
I doubt any of it will pose Fedor too much of a problem tho.
>>64563558
>seem too interested in them*
>>64563000
Condit
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Abel
>Raphael "25-7" Dos Anjos thinks he's ready for this monster
>>64563558
>Park Yongsoo and Raoumaru are notable wins
>>64563612
>>64563623
As notable as he had, yes.
>>64563612
dos anjos obv has found some new way to dope, that amount of energy output he has is not normal.
he is a great fighter but some hue must have hit his head over there and lucked in a new way of roiding
maybe meth influxed roiding... something is afoot /heem/ I can sense it
>>64563609
>identical picks
Odlično!
>>64563609
>that pic
>catshit in the tub
>or not clean tub
POO IN LOO
I've seen Estonia and Lithuania, but has anyone ever seen a Latvian flag?
>>64563679
oh in that case
>serbia's notable wins
>a horse
>literally nothing else ever
>>64563644
congratulations the wrestler mentality of scoring a point
>>64563661
Mcgregorcucks running scared.
>>64563701
Mendes was in search of McGregor's mentality of submitting.
>>64563523
>>64563547
Joke wasn't funny even in the slightest
>>64563716
howd that work out for him?
>>64563740
get out
>>64563765
he got bewchered from da bottom
>>64563765
Not well because he tried to stand with McGregor for too long.
>>64563705
conor will obviously lose to dos anjos, roided or not, but haffael seems to have dound some good medicine
I want to see mcgregor vs diaz
The bantz, teh baaantz
