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Previous >>64498220
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Would pay a small for a video tour of metaKnights setup
>kickers name is literally Blewitt
>Navy's mascot is a GOAT
It was in the cards
0-0 profit on Man City mainstream special sub-sub-edition
Ross County -1 @ 2.0 tomorrow night
Kilmarnock squad are missing a few key players to injury and also have been hit by a sickness bug so could be missing even more players for the game. Ross County are also the better team anyway and beat them 4-0 in the away fixture in August.
>that webm
holy fuck, my whole life is summerized in 8 seconds
>>64517477
sauce for the info? could be a large
>>64517504
http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/kilmarnock/1337375-kilmarnock-squad-hit-by-nightmare-sickness-bug-for-dingwall-trip/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
>>64517397
just another day at the office LOL
>>64517348
V
JUICE
U
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C
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>>64517556
Who's laying on your couch?
>>64517582
my gambling buddy, he's a shrewdie like me
>>64517556
world setup
>>64517605
looks like a grill
how's navy looking?
>>64517556
>maple5monthsbeforesoberingup.jpg
>>64517653
Up 14-7 with 7 minutes to go in the second quarter
>>64517656
Surely you were better than drinking budwesier
>>64517700
Are they playing good rugby?
Tomorrow looks anti-wool. Tell me why I should even bother waking up
>>64517556
you dont have a gf, do you?
>>64517724
Yes, although Pittsburgh missed a chipshot field goal. Offense has looked really good for Navy though
>>64517733
Wew that's one bad skedge. Not looking forward to telling my gran.
Would throw a pretty penny on Canada -3.5 vs Swizz. Seems like generous odds right now. Feel like the handicap will drift to -4.5 by tomorrow.
Canada started relatively slow each game so far but would get over 1.5 1st period total goals as well if the odds are above 1.5
>>64516650
Haven't been on /bet/ for a while, what's this guy talkin about?
>>64517700
No I was all about liquor. Mostly whiskey, with wine sometimes. But my setup for about 2 months near the end was way too similar to that.
>>64517782
would love to test your nan's chin
Do BT and J west still post their shrewd tips?
>>64517796
Utter shite as usual
>>64517841
'no'
>Not on navy
>>64517796
nothing, nothing at all.
>>64517841
Word on the street BT tips as anon now, I'm not sure. J West is now a wage slave who doesn't bet apart from backing Chelsea every week.
>>64517738
actually, i do. not sure how or why. i must say that having a gf is -ev from my experience.
>>64517931
Did J West get some grad job?
>>64517782
>Not addict betting whatever the minus line on Oosterzonen is on
You should be excited, it's just the quiet before the storm my friend
>>64517986
Probably, yeah.
>>64517986
He works for Goldman
>>64517943
Fuck. Off. Something not quite right with the universe if you do but you probably don't
>>64517986
Placement year I believe.
>Cashed out on navy for £15
>tfw trust issues with yank sports
>>64518020
PMSL, No way he didn't go to an ex poly. Always got bitter whenever Russell Group were discussed on here.
>>64518047
Still wake up middle of the night in cold sweats - Bowling Green nightmares won't go away.
>>64518038
Girls outnumber guys here so as long as your not a rapist you should have no problem getting a girl
>>64518075
>ex poly
pmsl, you need to have gone to a target uni (read: oxbridge, ucl, lse, imperial, warwick) to even get a foot in the door with goldman
why do you think joe is still unemployed and sucking off dogs for quavers?
>>64518113
How do you know he's unemployed?
>>64517943
Good for you bro
>>64518075
>ever believing anything J West says apart from official tips
whats the NBA bet lads?
>>64518336
Hawks, Wizards & Raptors
>>64518038
you mad bro? LOL
there's no need to be upset!
>>64518375
Not upset just astounded. Gonna need proof desu
>>64518357
ON
>>64518375
>tfw uac from 0-0
>can't bet tonight because of date night with gf
>all i can do is practice the devils handiwork
>and pre-stake everything
why cant she understand all i want to do is stay at home and win her some money so i can buy her nice things ;_;
>>64518415
shit bro
Is there way to buy a old Twitter account with followers and shit? I want to stalk this girls Twitter, but it's private.
>>64518047
Feel like crying
>some mong on /o/ got my mobile banned
>somebody from /r9k/ already wrote the appeal
All is well
>>64518417
how in the world did you get a gf, still shocked bro
>>64518417
ya i just spent $2K on my gf for christmas, and she's mad that i didn't write her a fucking card
too lazy to verify
did it come in ?
>>64518433
>all these dubs already in the thread
Rolling anyway
>>64518430
I have one for sale with 90k real wholesale followers, how much are you offering?
>>64518433
rolling
>>64518447
are you permabanned? everytime I come to bet you are in a proxxy, how you got banned?
>>64518457
yes
Cheers to all who took my advice on Navy -3
>>64518433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
>>64518457
Nope Maidenhead fucked you which is good because that is muggy as fuck
>>64518357
>wizards
Im a wiz fan and these are the kind of games they lose.
I took over 203.5
>>64518500
WINRAR. Not that it matters cause he'll just upload some random girl
>>64518479
No it's a month long ban and I still have my IPs at both of my houses. I get banned all the for proxy end nodes because I leave my university VPN up accidently
FC Alberschwende -0.5 in the next game
Been raping other teams by 3+ goals (teams which gofis went 1-1 or 2-1 against)
For all hooptoss people: are the over/under totals always a coin flip? Is there any time when they aren't a coin flip in-play?
>>64518474
Nba tips for a week
>>64518565
Getting on cautiously because of the flag but I'm bored enough to take it
>>64518490
Thanks
>>64518453
i have an incredible ability to hide my autism when im out
1111111111
>>64518731
22222222
them blooters
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>>64518770
Them absolute sitters from the other team tho
>>64518565
good tip
>>64518790
Never in doubt lid. Indoor soccer isn't bad, been stream slaving for the past 10 games and only got two AH wrong.
Would recommend USA -2.5 vs Swizz on Wednesday as well.
>>64518520
it's not mine, someone post it in the last thread.
>>64518591
>offering something worth less than $0
That's 0.0 pounds and 0.0 euros for you yuropeeons
Navy going to cover right?
>>64518940
Got them right where they want them
>>64518940
It might end up being a push, but I doubt it loses
>>64518584
pls respond
Thoughts on a 4 point nba teaser tonight
Like the Cavs -5.5, Spurs -10.5 or Warriors -10
Prob gonna get on Orlando and or Toronto (10-2 as underdogs) as well
>>64518687
How you met her?
>>64518971
Not always. Alot of it is based off of matchups.
>>64518584
It is a biased coin flip in slight favour of unders because most punters back overs and drive the line up
>>64518415
>putting life savings on the Raps
>>64518584
It is a biased coin flip in slight favour of the bookie because they know more than you and have the overround
follow me to victory
need to boost my accy
gimme something
First scoring play: Broncos field goal is THE mnf bet
>>64519229
Leicester -0.75
>>64519273
Against city or bournermouth?
>>64518415
Sure hope those are canadian dollars m8
Can't even predict the outcome for the Lec/ManC game desu. Small value punt on Lec SW is enough for me.
Speaking of value punts; few of 'em in this weekends UFC lads! :^)
>>64519529
Condit over Lawler?
>Extra point blocked
HAHA TIME FOR A TWO POINT WIN
>tfw she stops replying
>>64519529
What you betting on?
Proirier, brandao, Condit here
Arlovski and tanaka in cheeki parlays
Reminder that Mackers is more successful than all you slugs put together.
>>64519653
>when you talk for a bit with a bird on tinder and notice later the chat is gone
>>64519937
I'm not down 6 figures for the year
>>64519937
hi james
>>64519956
>tfw no tinder matches
>>64519937
>didn't make a bet the entire year
>still up more than mackers
wew lad, too shrewd to profit
>>64519937
Reminder gambling was easier a few years ago
>>64519999
>no tinder matches
How? I mean you should at least get a few bots at a minimum
I love being a part of small, comfy communities, but they're always so transient. It's sort of tragic.
I don't feel the sense of online community that I used to. 4chan doesn't cut it anymore
>>64520062
yeah, I got some bots
>>64520044
Reminder that he made 500k last year from Asia
Reminder that he was up 800k this year at one point
>>64520089
Nice blog.
>tfw she doesnt reply and then you only get one reply on /bet/
>>64520127
>caring about vapid rude slags
you're better than that anon
>tfw you never get a (You) anymore
>>64520127
Post "free money". It's guaranteed replies
>>64520044
He's a much better gambler than you though. Has some personality faults but infinitely shrewder.
>>64520210
He's an addict
>>64520171
here (You) go lid
>>64520228
All top gamblers are slightly addicted
>>64520210
He has about 3 times as much time as me. Despite this, he is down this year while I am up. Even in Asia. I wont deny he was shrewd, but not now. How can a shrewdie think they are a god at a league and be down £300k in a year on it?
>>64520127
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
>>64507626
>>64520044
>>64520228
>Has some personality faults
Yeah he is an addict but he's been doing this 24/7 for the last 6 years, you'd be stupid to think someone like Euan knows more.
>>64520210
I hate Euan with a burning passion but he is shrewder than Mackers, discipline and bankroll management is an integral part of shrewdness.
>>64520255
Where did you come from and how do you have such a large roll?
Were you here in the glory days of Mr Obscure?
>>64520271
desu his bolivian bets make be doubt his shrewdness
>>64520268
ahahahaha legend. Ever better 2nd time round. Next OP please
>>64520297
Because I'm naturally shrewd. I've never posted a blog but I have nothing to do for now if anyone wants to hear it.
>>64520255
All joking aside there is some truth in the too shrewd to profit meme. When you're staking 5 figures regularly you encounter lots of problems. He is down, but he was up 800k half way through the year, I don't think you can make that much through luck.
>>64520297
Euan was created in a lab. He is the 2nd creation after J West, scientists were trying to create the shrewdest machine possible but J West was too shrewd and went rogue (kinda like i Robot) so they made Euan as the next attempt.
>>64520331
What's your roll?
>>64520331
Please, I'm interested in the Euan Park story
>>64520297
He said 3 times as much time not roll
>>64519999
>tfw split half my likes with dimes and mediocre
>tfw only match with mediocre
Some of the attractive damaged girls irl like me ;_;
>BT! BT! THEYRE PLAYING WITH 9 MEN! OPEN UP! BT!!!
>camera cuts to inside BTs appartment where we see him lying on the ground with his throat cut
>this could only be the work of one man
This is a scene from the /bet/ TV series. Does it sound good?
>>64520519
>killing BT so soon
>>64520420
Maybe attractive damaged girls don't go on tinder ;)
>>64520545
This is actually quite late on. I could change it to make him just be wounded, it is to coincide with his disappearance from /bet/
>>64520420
a-at least you got matches
>>64520613
>Colombian
>gets no pussy
im sorry
>>64520761
thats the worst part of being colombian
>>64520782
just join a cartel
>>64520782
Do you sell cocaine and/or are you part of a cartel?
>>64520799
>>64520800
>Average america on colombian
>>64520845
That wasn't a no...
>>64520845
Didnt you guys just settle with some terrorist group? I hear they get all the bitches
Do mugs bet on NFL? Or is there value
>>64520931
Mugs.
>>64520931
Mugs.
>>64520931
Slugs.
>>64520931
Mugs.
>>64520931
Cfb is the shrewdies choice
>>64520931
Pugs.
>>64520931
Most correctly priced league in the world
Any shrewdness in the NFL line tonight ?
>>64521013
Bengals +4.0 is a LARGE
>>64521013
'no'
>>64520931
I only bet a couple of bucks on NFL just to give emotion to the games, I dont know shit about this sport
>Central Michigan's QB punts for 55 yards
neat
>>64521021
YES
>>64521031
this is how i feel about cricket
>>64521053
>cricket
why
>>64521008
Why?
If you care about the nfl and you're not a yank you are an absolute danger who needs to be on some sort of register.
>>64521253
Upboated this desu
ATL Hawks tbqh at evens
>>64521013
lads, lads, lads, i've given winning tips time and time again. tonight is no exception. the Bengals are simply too talented for the Broncs. Osweiller is a joke, can only win if the game is rigged (see NE vs Denver).
No Dalton, no Eifert, no problem. Dalton chokes in prime time anyways, I actually consider it a huge boost to not have him at QB on this monday nighter.
>>64521253
Does this apply to all american sports?
What about americans who like our sports?
Should we hate anything that isnt produced in Britain?
pmsl lad
>>64521506
>our
soccer is global
What's the best way to fund an account in someone else's name if using their card is not an option?
>>64521550
Look into nuteller? Idk
There's a way to do it
>>64517404
Was at the game, Pitt fans were clearing out by the end of q3 lmao
Pls hold Michigan
>>64521506
He ain't wrong desu. I mean I follow it a bit when I'm bored but any Brit who considers it their main sport to follow is a massive fedora wearing faggot
>>64521550
>>64521550
skrill
>>64521550
legally change your name to theirs
>Central Michigan
Oh well, would make the same bet again desu
>Wizzards getting BTFO
FUCK
Imagine playing with your entire first team at the start of the 2nd quarter and getting outscored by the Clippers bench. Just IMAGINE.
Relax, the wizards have them right where they want them. Clippers will choke towards the end of the 3rd and during the 4th and Wizards will win
>>64520931
>Do mugs bet on NFL? Or is there value
You can find in play value occasionally if you really really know the sport. Bookies also sometimes fail to accurately price QB injuries but again you have to know the sport.
Other than that betting on the NFL is like pounding your head against a wall.
>>64521008
>b-but basic algorithms a-are able to beat the bookies on NFL
LEMMY IS FUCKIN DEAD
>>64522020
Just bet on Overs in Saints games where the other team aren't a bottom 5 offense and you're good to go
>this 2nd quarter for the Hawks
>>64522056
>Just bet on Overs in Saints games where the other team aren't a bottom 5 offense and you're good to go
Saints overs are pretty money, I'll give you that.
>>64522047
Literally who
>>64522160
Lemmy Kilmister,
>Wizard -1.5 for the quarter
>Win it by 1
Welp.
>>64521987
i honestly think this will happen
>watching NBA
>bunch of white people in the audience acting like gangster rappers
>only blacks are on the field
>>64522207
That's what it is.
Seems to me that the majority of NBA/NFL players are black whereas MLB/NHL is mostly white.
Is it wrong to feel optimistic about this
>>64522259
Yes. Its muggy as fuck.
>>64522259
>bingles
yeah probably
>>64522259
>cardiff
>>64522259
At least Liverpool won't let you down.
Bengals will do that for you.
>>64522283
Crash and burn m8, crash and burn
I've lost £30 this weekend to accumulators and I'm not stopping till I win
>>64522206
>i honestly think this will happen
I got on wizards ML when it bottomed out. Cloppers gonna clop
>>64520409
Well when I just turned 18, I got a BV account and was an absolute top class mug. Not even soccerway tier, full on "I've heard if this team, they must be good, add them to the accy" tier. After losing a few tenners on that, I decided a system was the way forward. After a few weeks of losing money on all sorts of "systems" with betting on goals, corners, cards in-play, I realised it wasnt getting anywhere.
I then was of the thinking "teams just want to win, why bet on anything else?". This was when I because top soccerway warrior. I would look through nearly every game on soccerway, pick the teams I was most sure would win, then stick them all in doubles or trebles. While I was doing this, I noticed some teams would win by 3 or 4 while others would draw, losing the double/treble. I started betting on handicaps, but obviously this was still -EV lotto shite. I began to "blacklist" leagues I noticed were consistently bad but I still didnt make money. I then had my first shrewd thought: "Bookies know more about the top leagues than they do the lower leagues".
I started to focus soccerway-warrior-ing just shite leagues like Latvia while still looking through and making doubles as before.
Then I noticed that my bets would lose, despite being so "safe" because a player had been missing. This was basically when it clicked - a team against a weaker side will do better than the bookies expect.
Obviously it took a while to find out news sources for myself but I began to make some headway. After a while of doing this, I began to get a decent following on twitter. (I had tried to be an affiliate shill but realised everyone had a bet365 account and hardly wanted anything else. I still have lots of affiliate accounts but with 0 sign ups.)
>>64522318
There was a long time I was in contact with a now-dead account called @BetStallion (never found out his real name. Might have been Alex but idk). He had a website but wasnt posting on it because he had abad run and didnt want to be seen to be posting shit tips. He had been around for longer than me and knew more than me. We talked every day for a number of months. He would give me decent tips, taught me about watching market movement in dodgy leagues, etc. He was also talking to @InsideInfoNL (aka Noud). Noud had set up a FB group and was trying to go paid but it wasnt working out because twitter is just full of leeches who wont pay for tips. @BetStallion was giving him his best tips for the first while in exchange for money but then he stopped. Apparently Noud was then contacted by some "syndicate" (not a real one but just a group of shrewdies) and joined them - despite his best bets coming from betting__stallion. Noud then posted this bet. Me, JWest, and others all sent him abuse for ruining the line. I then got a message from @BetStallion asking if it was me sending him abuse, I said no, he said I shouldnt have lied and unfollowed me then soon after his account was deleted. He had been planning to rebrand and relunch but never did. I know he was in Lux or at least aware of it so probs in PGA and pretty sure he would have browsed here at some point.
Anyway, I have went from a literal penny punting slug, to teaching myself a lot, then being helped, to being a proper shrewdie.
I worked in 1st and 2nd year of uni for £6.50 an hour, 8 hours a weekend while also trying to be half shrewd but I ended up missing so many bets. Towards the end, my bankroll was getting big enough to live off of, combined with my student loan.
Hey lads, if you've got Instagram make sure you follow my Sports Betting Account. I'm uploading free picks daily from today.
@smiths.picks
>>64522338
I started recording my total bank not even a year ago and it has grown from a few hundred to a good few thousand. It is weird to think back a few months to my worst ever day at the time, thinking it was all over and I should stop, and seeing that loss was what I put on a bet without thinking today.
I guess I would say I gained most of my knowledge from a few good people and from spending a shit load of time translating websites (what seems like) a long time ago. I can see myself doing this for as long as I'm at uni and maybe a bit beyond. Would really like a job in the industry desu - cant see myself getting a job directly related to my degree. Not sure if that will happen though.
/blog
>>64522310
The Bluebirds haven't lost at home since September, winning four and drawing three games since then.
>>64522313
Honestly quit while you're ahead. Or at the very least don't about shit up the thread by blogging about your accy no one cares about please and thank you
Plz come back @BetStallion
>>64522384
Can't say that's not good advice
>>64522368
> It is weird to think back a few months to my worst ever day at the time, thinking it was all over and I should stop, and seeing that loss was what I put on a bet without thinking today.
Is this the CSL game where you disappeared for a while? I also lost a lot on that too cause of you hyping it up. No hard feelings though mate. All good now.
Jeremy Hill o39.5 t b h
>>64522318
>>64522338
>>64522368
Good read. Where were you on the shrewdie spectrum when you found /bet/? I'm presuming the Noud bet you were talking about was the Finnish one, twas a good laugh when it lost desu and he deserved the abuse he got
cloppers better fucking clop
>>64522458
Nah. It wasnt one that was posted here. Although that was quite a big loss too. I just stopped posting then for a bit of a break.
http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2015/05/12/world/friendlies/kazakhstan/burkina-faso/2029754/
This is it. Anyone who was on will know why.
>>64522533
Meant to attach this. Had an unreal laugh when I found out it lost.
Not sure where I was when I found /bet/. I know I looked occasionally for a while then became more frequent and then started tripping.
>>64522346
Is this a meme or are these real picks?
>>64522611
>Kazakhstan
Whew lad. Felt sick for quite a while after that one, was my biggest loss at the time. Also pretty much marked the start of a beautiful summer.
>>64522631
Real. Today's Free Pick is Broncos -4
>>64522658
This summer was the greatest period in betting history.
Literally better than 2014 even though that had WORLD fixes. 2015 was just surreal.
>>64522611
>>64522658
Took me a brief moment to remember this game then I seen the line ups and remembered. IMAGINE sending a random group of players halfway across the world to take part in a random friendly that may or may not have been fixed and then that random group of players proceeding to fuck up the fix that may or may not have been. Bad times desu.
>>64522670
Fuck off.
>>64522670
Thanks for using a name so I can filter you.
>>64522658
>>64522868
I still cant get my head round why it lost. They LITERALLY arranged the game so they could win and get the FIFA ranking points. Basically fixing...but they failed.
>>64522929
#/bet/
PMSL
Betaknight so so so so shrewd.
How can one man living in a storage unit be so shrewd?
>>64522670
Pmsl
Metaknight tipped the bengals and he is an NFL JUDGE
What's the lotto bet of the night? Bored and can't sleep.
central michigan + 6.5
JUST
>>64523007
Get on ANY Broncos handicap
>>64523007
Bengals, but value has gone now. Wait to see if Broncos score.
>>64522985
>How can one man living in a storage unit be so shrewd?
considering selling my house. think that's gotta be my problem.
They've got HEATED storage units up the road for $100 a month. that's gotta be +ev as fuck, right?
Reminder to get on Ross County -1
>>64523059
Yeah as long as you dont plan on bringing any girl back.
>>64522929
No worries champ
>>64523118
>Ross County
>>64523123
>Yeah as long as you dont plan on bringing any girl back
You don't bring a girl back to a storage unit if they're still alive m8
>>64523199
Laughed desu
I'm on North Carolina -3.5, Colorado State -3 and o73.5 in the LSU game tomorrow if you want to throw some shade my way
tear in my eye reading the Euan story lids
>>64523324
same.
i love hearing stories of peoples betting evolution.
mackers one is great too
would love to hear one from J West or any anons too
>>64523324
Dibs on film rights. Going to cast Euan mcgregor as Euan
>>64518415
tears
>>64523386
Ya this is why I really shouldn't be betting on nba. Oh well
Hopefully I'll tell u my story one day
>>64522521
>Jeremy Hill o39.5 t b h
Aaaand it hit in the first quarter. Pissed I didn't go bigger.
Was the Sao Paolo Yoof Cup carried in Asia last year?
What if I told you, refills didn't come free.
Bubblegum Shrewdie: The Euan Park Story
Directed by Angry Brit Anon
Part of /bet/'s 30 for 30 series
Hearts SW on the 30th is the mainstream bet of a lifetime lids.
>Didn't blindly follow BetaKnights tip
Feel ill.
Bronies getting BTFO
thanks god I cashed out
B e t a k n I g h t
>>64523621
United fan, we are getting relegated this season. just wins.
Is Metaknight the most shrewd NFL tipster of all-time
