Salty United fans
Get in here lads
Bit late to the game today
>give the team to giggs
>let giggs sort it out
>Jason mohammed
Who?
>>64516533
>giggs
Muh long serving player
Muh class of 92
>mark Hughes
Robbie pls
Fuck Atkinson.
>great player for the team
>lets give them the managers job
When will this meme die lads?
>>64516534
>Mohammed
Average British male 2bh
you have all of eternity to find me a shot of the manchester united crowd with no pakis or turbans
>>64516534
bald faggot who hosts final score
>>64516618
Always turn out to be shite
>>64516667
what about guardiola meme
>>64516653
Look at any top English club m8. Pakis are the biggest glory hunters in the country
>>64516653
why?
How does it feel to be /sp/? How does it feel to be small? You're a jobless NEET cunt, we've got Mesut Ozil, Mesut Ozil, Mesut Ozil...
Mark Hughes getting BTFO
>utd v chelsea on motd before games that actually had goals
WHY it's not even a big game any more. utd v chelsea is literally midtable v relegation clash
Lads, all this salt is so glorious.
This is a good time to be alive indeed.
>All those southern accents
>>64516454
DON WAN MARC HUGHES ANYWER NEAR MY CLUB, WAS HE WON? NUFFIN!
>>64516712
Because for all of our problems we are still the biggest club in the most popular league in the world.
What did he mean by this?
>>64516751
But 'big' clubs win trophies
>>64516751
No. Just no to this. I bet you're from London as well, you plastic fan.
fucking kek
BTFO
>this passive agressive utd fan
lmao
Robbie Savage BTFO
Confirmed for suicide watch
Laurent blanc
WHAT HAS HE WON??
Robbie going savage this is hilarious
Savage getting #REKT
>>64516765
would literally take a 36 year old lampard over oscshit right now not even kidding
https://vine.co/v/iqqmE3mlQ3u
Good goal desu
Jury is still out on Ozil lads
>Look how many points clear he is with psg
Top kek
>>64516857
same
>>64516860
6/10
shitty defending desu
Stay safe flood lids :3
what song is this
>>64516857
this
>>64516919
Just drove from Aberdeen to Norwich and didn't see a single flood.
It's all bullshit lad, no flooding irl tbqh
>Lamlela
desu Mark Hughes is underrated as fuck
>Benga
typical manure fan
Hello sah. Can I have your bank account details please
>>64516595
kek you actually think that's why United couldn't get a result. Start watching footy this year did we?
>>64516765
Has a new wife & was watching with his wifes son
>Arsenal fan
>African
Color me surprised!
Robbie Savage still salty about getting rekt by the last caller
>>64516968
top kek was just about to make this joke
>>64516951
Phew, that's a relief m8 cheers
why are they letting this troll
>no passion for United
>cockney United fan
Laffin
MUH PASHUN
>>64516978
GROLY GROLY GUNNERS
Why did they cut the african guy off?
#END RACISM
>Neil
>chelsea have brought through some brilliant youngsters
i want this meme to end
is this a woman?
Who is this caller?
Man or woman? drunk or sober?
i cant tell
is it me or the callers today seem way more autistic than usual
Neil stop shouting m8, you're voice is piercing
>you are now imagining a winter break
>muh youth
>take me seriously Robbie
>pls no bully
top kek
>This accent and voice
She sounds like an angry mom at PTA meeting
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eRT3jnz.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
this is neil
>your not taking it seriously
I'm sure your voice isnt taking you seriously either
Ighalo seems like a decent bloke from his interview today. fair play to the lad
>>64517100
>Neil not taking the bants
Pmsl
>>64517065
Its Christmas mate, part time drinkers getting the courage to phone up
JOHN'S NOT THERE
JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN
JOHN?
>>64517113
If Arsenal get him in jan they win the league tbqph
BANTER
Are villa doomed lads?
Is this guy retarded?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING SPASTIC
Hahahahaha
lol what the fuck is this bloke on about?
>>64517235
probably only able to speak one language
what is this lmao?
CUT THIS MUMBLING FUCKING LUNATIC OFF LADS
What the hell is this guy chatting?
>need to speak another language
This melt
There's so many results to talk about, and we're stuck discussing this bullshit?!
So many retards on tonight
>>64517273
MUH LANGUAGES
There's no hope for Aston Villa, John.
>>64517154
this
Amateur drunks with a hint of desperation at impending reality.
>Martinez
The retardation continues
>memetinez to united
oh god yes
>/sp/ calls up 5Live
only speaks 2 languages though
Dropped
Martinez will replace Wonga when he retires.
since all teams have played 19 games (minus city and lesster), are the schedules set up so that each team plays every other team once each half of the season? so every team has faced the same schedule thus far (not taking home and away into account)?
sorry for the dumb question i'm new to soccer
One of these days I'm gonna call up and banepost like crazy
>>64517386
Haha no chance.
>>64517390
*football
John bringing the bants
>Ask QPR fans what they think of Mark Hughes
>>64516653
>Sosa the Ontarian negroid says this
Shouldn't you know best that diversity is our strength?
Does anybody not think that Kane will go to Man United or some similar club eventually? Sure, he's loyal, but there are limits to loyalty. United can offer double anything Tottenham can, and they can pay Levy literally enough money to fund half of the new stadium.
>>64517390
That's about it, yes.
>>64517434
they're the same thing, it's just called soccer here. it's like getting autistic over me calling the liquid you fill your car up with "gas" instead of "petrol" or the cold chocolate treat kids eat in the summer a "fudge bar" instead of a "chocolate globbernaught"
>>64517449
>le ebin all canadians are sosa meme
>le ebin attention whore tripfags post without their trip meme
yawn 2bh
>>64516828
Savage got BTFO by that lanky Cunt off pointless lol
>mfw non-Spurs fans are optimistic about Tottenham's title chances while most Spurs fans know better
JOHN IS KICKING OFF LADS
>>64517458
>United can offer double anything Tottenham can
at the moment he looks more like to be playing CL next year if he stays where he is
>yiddo delusion peaking once more
>>64517479
*petrol
>>64517487
just waiting for the inevitable at this point, and then all the ">mfw spuds thought they'd win the title" shitposting when every spurs fan knows the collapse is just around the corner
nicking a living desu
>>64517386
I hope so. The sooner he fucks off, the better.
Why is there always 2 or 3 spastics that don't get the 6 second thing
>if you remember, david moyes was manager of man utd a year ago
>people don't really remember that chelsea won the league last year
This guy's a treasure trove of obscure facts.
>call 606
>have no point to make
>sheffield
fuck off tbqh m9
>>64517808
Mong Central tonight lad
>>64517499
Not spurs fans who do it, we know our yearly shitting the bed is soon and not a matter of if, but when
Next Messi
this guy is crying?!
>Caballero is the worst gk i've ever seen for man city
gosh, he must be pretty bad to be the worst for 4 years
Muh City academy
Jesus, this lad's embarrassing. And I'm a blue.
>next messi
>next henry
>>64517878
He clearly didn't see Ike Immel, David Seaman or Andy Dibble.
>>64517479
cold chocolate treats are haram m8
This song sounds just like "Maybe I'm Crazy"
Rio REKT
how do i stop fapping whenever i can
and start fapping only when i'm horny?
>>64517897
>>64517897
>Did you watch the game today?
No I didn't
>Do you watch them week-in, week-out?
Yes I do.
>>64518010
Top lel
>I think John Stones is a bad player
>I think John Stones is a good player
I love when the callers change their minds during the calls.
i hate children
>It's a kid
this gonna be good
>>64518077
Admitting that you're wrong can be a sign of intelligence tho
This kid is right
tbf he's as eloquent and makes as many good points as the regular callers
>11 years old
>More tactical awareness than Louis van Gaal
This kid is either smart or has a very messed-up dad giving him the lines.
This kid is impressive
Squawka Football Account verificato
@Squawka
Chelsea in the Premier League this season:
August = 1 win
September = 1 win
October = 1 win
November = 1 win
December = 1 win
Consistency.
>This kid
There might be hope for the UK yet
>Dads who turn their kids into adults at 11 years of age.
>"what would you tell the players if you could"
>"Van Gaal needs to leave, bring in Mourinho"
Fair enough
>>64518137
Forgot where you came from now you're straight illin
>he hasnt been ground down by adult life yet
More eloquent than Lang Baal at 11...
>i dont think he'd go to united
Nooooooo
>tfw the 11-year old more or less talks sense and this grown man is resorting to "nuh-uh"
>kid is the most sensible caller of the night
This fucking guy. Get the kid back on.
>Guardiolel wants to coach united
Bring back the LVG out kid. This guy is irritating.
>"right?"
>blind bolton fan talking about manchester united
okay then
I bet the kid get a lot of pussies
>"I developed a system"
oh look out we got a tactical mastermind here
>"I've never told anyone"
with a deep secret
>MUH CHIPS
>
Oh. it really is Rio. They fooled me.
That Bolton fan who thinks he's sorted British scouting.
>did you listen to what I just said?
>no
hahahahaha
>>64518322
Fuckin rekt
>we
is there motd tonight?
>Deulofeu
>World class potential
What the fuck?
Howard should come back to America while he's still got a reputation among American soccer teams. Seattle or Los Angeles will pay him double what Everton will offer.
>>64518346
He could be from Liverpool and living in Essex tbf
Martinez is a great manager. Hope he goes to Real Madrid desu
>>64518356
Yes
>travesty we're not in the top 4
not really m8
>I said big jobs
rekt
>>64518382
*among American soccer fans
ozil is the definition of a statbabby
>stoke guy starts pouring his heart out
YEA SORRY CHAP WE'RE OUT OF TIME-
I don't think I'm ready for an Arsenal/Spuds title race.
>>64518518
I'm ready
