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News
beat me to it, here's news
NYI:Kyle Okposo returns Sunday vs. Toronto
VAN:Hansen scores twice, lifts Canucks in OT
LA:Anze Kopitar sinks Coyotes with overtime goal
ARI:OEL's two PPG not enough in OT loss to Kings
PIT:Crosby's goal, assist help Penguins tame Wild
NAS:Forsberg's 2 goals not enough in loss to DET
WAS:Ho hum: Holtby makes 29 saves in Caps' win
TB:Stamkos scores two PPG, adds assist in win
BUF:Eichel's 2G, 2A night fuels Sabres' comeback
OTT:Bobby Ryan expects to play Sunday
COL:John Mitchell to play with Landeskog, Duchene
COL:Calvin Pickard will play vs. Sharks Monday
REMINDER
>Last time Canada lost their tournament opener was 1998, that's also the last time Finland won the World Juniors at home
>>64488026
I dont give a heck faggot
>laffs
>>64488082
Illüminattü confirmed
>>64487941
So who won Denmark / Suisse ?
Pick em
Sens
Islels
Chiraq
Cryers
Flimflams
blose
Jagrs
Pens
Yotes
>>64488150
caps are not very nice to the east
Barkov killed these refugees
>>64488321
They'll get nicer in the playoffs
I'm done watching football because of the New England Patriots. I'm gonna move on to hockey now. I need a team to cheer for. What's an exciting team to start rooting for?
>>64488609
>The CanaCaitlyns
>>64488236
Agree with all your picks tbqh senpai
>>64488082
HABBEDING
>>64488609
Flim Flams
>>64488082
Holy shit. Will they meme their way to victory?
>>64488847
>marky mark will never win the cup
JUST
>>64488482
And choke as always.
>>64489310
That is what I meant, friend
>>64488150
>there are people who unironically believe that Carlel is not a terrible coach
for what purpose?
>>64487941
>whole foods gp
Has memecience gone too far? Are we going to have a trader joes one next?
>>64489764
What state has trader joes for their main grocery store?
>>64487941
>>64489764
What a surprise. Calicucks are a bunch of meme stealers. Fucking beaners.
So, do the Bolts make the playoffs with mostly AHL players and finally shake off their meme team status?
>>64488082
1997 and we won that one, caytlin
>>64489888
>those trips
Calicucks confirm meme stealers and fucking beaners.
>>64489837
Mainly California (thats where it was founded)
>>64487941
>FINAL REMINDER
bluejackets will win and take out jaromir jagr with a good game from mac
>>64488236
nah cbj got this
>>64488236
Sens
Isles
Hawks
Ducks
Flames
Blues
Panthers
Pens
Avs
Easy.
>>64490311
I hope so, the jagrs are too big for their britches
>>64488609
whichever team is closest to you, fagballs
by state boundaries, and then by distance
ie you dont root for the caps if you live in Pennsylvania
>>64487941
me guesta burritos y los reyes
who 5th line here
>>64490626
BRAH 5TH LINE 4EVER
>>64489998
Stay mad, Gordo ;^)
>>64490626
the fagrs gunna lose tonight lets go cbj
>mfw we steal professor scrivens from the oilers for some 4th line goon
>>64490725
>not the defence minister
>not Sophie's face
>>64490993
Someone wanted Benny?
REMINDER
Buffalo Sabres Verified account
@BuffaloSabres
Reminder: The Sabres trailed 3-1 with 10 minutes left in the 3rd. Now lead 6-3. #BUFvsBOS
>>64491160
https://twitter.com/NHLbyMatty/status/681171593209315328
>>64489888
It's a shit meme you faggot
>>64491185
We fucking know, it's the first post on r/hockey. now fuck off back to reddit
>>64491185
>swedish goaltending
>>64491239
>implying I have any idea what's on Reddit
A) McKill yourself
B) Youre a faggot for not following teams, stats people, etc on twitter
Get out of my sight you filthy fucking casual.
ferland is reking taylor hall tonight. trust me i know natives
>>64489888
>mad at burritos
the irony
>>64491216
Are they planning on making him a foward?
>>64491216
Benny is nothing more then a AHL backup now, why would le habs make a trade knowing this?
>flyers about to take WC tonight
>>64491381
werensky best defender in hockey, will be
Mfw this whole season
>>64488236
Bruins
Isles
Hawks
Flyers
Flames
Blues
Panthers
Jets
Avs
>>64491445
>implying the flyers wont have the best defense in history in the next 2 years
>>64491475
>mfw bluejackets just about the beginning of every season
>>64491532
what are you a fucking faggot?
>>64491475
Mfw they fire bruce and not Murray for at least another year. Beauchemin for Bieska=the most retarded move ever.
>>64491570
remember how you got wisnewski and didnt resign him
>>64491553
flyers farm system is GOAT
>>64491858
CBJ better you nigger
>>64491838
My heart senpai, your breaking it.
tfw no qt jewess goalie gf.
Do you think she gets a train run on her by both teams in the shower after every game
>>64491893
remember that we have rene borque
>>64491930
Look at that five head designed to hold multiple loads of jizz. Of course she does.
>>64491891
>CBJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64491940
I'm going to commit sudoku
>>64491893
>>64491570
time to tank, Auston for Anaheim
>>64489888
>mfw I'm the original Tampa autist who forced the meme
>mfw I made the Kongs version
>mfw you're mad at a burrito
>>64491891
I wonder if you're keep saying that after Jagr's mullet shits all over your team tonight?
>>64492032
Move the ducks to Austin, TX?
>>64492043
Top kek he is mad at burritos
>>64491976
I bet she takes like 20 loads then suits up so she can still feel the jizz sloshing around when she is playing
>>64491991
>mfw our farm teams not only have a better record but a better player base
sir did you know that by being a faggot you have a better chance of losing a brain cell
>>64492057
>mfw im talking about farm teams
kek
>>64492069
She gets a load in a cup for every save she makes. At the end of the game she drinks it all down.
>>64492089
>columbus fan
I think you already lost all of yours
>>64492089
>this idiot actually thinks AHL team records are indicative of prospect pool strength
Most of those players will never play a season in the NHL
>>64492131
>>64492069
>>64491976
u guys are fcking disgusting
>>64492161
correction if someone is over 25 and still in the A they have busted. Having young qts doing well is a good sign
>>64492167
>>64491233
>mad at memes
>>64492167
This fuck can't even fucking say fucking fuck.
>>64492089
I didn't know that the Blue jackets are a farm team.
>>64492217
>I curse on teh interwebz! Am I cool yet?
Nabby >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nemo
IF YOUR TEAM IS SHIT THEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD
NO POST ZONE:
Canadiens
Black hawks
Ducks
Avalanche
Blues
Stars
Panthers
Blue Jackets
Islanders
Rangers
Hurricanes
Penguins
Capitals
Flames
Jets
Oilers
Maple Leafs
Devils
Lightning
Red Wings
Bruins
Sharks
Kings
Canucks
Wild
Predators
Coyotes
Sabres
Senators
sorry, buds
>>64492409
>le nfl meme poster joins the /hoc/ club
>wake up
>Flyers are ELITE
>Eat breakfast
>Flyers are ELITE
>go to work
>Flyers are ELITE
>eat some lunch
>Flyers are ELITE
>take a fat shit
>Flyers are ELITE
>wipe with solid gold
>Flyers are ELITE
>eat dinner
>Flyers are ELITE
>jack my 14 inch destroyer of worlds
>Flyers are ELITE
>fart
>Flyers are ELITE
>go to bed
>Flyers are ELITE
good day all around
>>64492409
>cryers
>flyers
>anything other than shitter goons
>>64492584
>lying to yourself
>>64492584
>le flyers are le goons xxXXXDDDD
>>>/reddit/
/HOC/ IS GOING FULL FLYERA
>some people don't know what it's like to go 36 games without a regulation loss
>you will never go from mid october to early january without a loss
cuck desu senpai
>>64492719
Flyers will get cucked by the ducks tonight. Cap it.
>>64492800
Dubs can't lie
Eating publix
>>64492863
Jelly 2bh, I may go get a sub in a bit. Had wawa last night. Good but no publix
>>64492800
GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT THE DUCKS WILL GET ASSBLASTED INTO ANOTHER PHYSICAL PLAIN TONIGHT
CHILD WILL GET REBORN INTO LIONS
PARENTS WILL TURN INSIDE OUT INTO WORM PEOPLE
LION!-DJ Khaled
>THE CITY OF DISNEY'S BITCH
>ANAHEIMKEKS
>FOOTFETISH AS YOUR LOGO
LITERALLY A CITY OF BITCHES
PREPARE TO GET REKT TONIGHT FAGS
FLYERS ARE ELITE
>rags
>>64492719
>being proud about winning games in October
This is Flyers history.
>>64493077
>rags
>>64493096
>rags
>>64493080
not just games in october but games all throughout November December too.
Holidays that happened during the FLyers winning streak
>Halloween
>Thanksgiving
>Hannukah
>Christmas
>Kwanzaa (yeah it's a holiday)
>New Years
>>64493195
>Kwanzaa (yeah it's a holiday)
No it's not.
>>64493195
>thanksgiving
No it didn't
>>64493530
american thanksgiving not your commie "thanksgiving"
>>64488236
brooms
laffs
blackcocks
cucks
oilels
memestars
jagrs
trill phil and the pens
yotes
>this old cunt was angry that the laffs drafted kneelander over that fat bust richie
Why do you allow him on TV again?
>>64493643
You now remember that the Hasb
>thought they were elite
>thought they would be fine without Price
>are okay with paying DiPietro 2.0 6 mil for the next 3 years
>>64493643
for laughs
>>64493723
>rags
>>64493643
Conservative, angry white Ontarian with a media platform
>Analslime cucks
>>64493723
>islanders shipped Bobby Lou to Florida because of DiPietro
>>64493643
>soft, gutless European shit talking Grapes
Why are Finns so fucking ugly?
>>64492198
Yeah 11th in their conference
So elite
>>64493643
Only Europeans and Syrupeans hate Grapes.
Get the fuck back to your cuck sauna Teemu.
>>64493976
>Get the fuck back to your cuck sauna Teemu.
binland rekt
>>64491418
they 're going to occupy the stadium toilets? don't they have lockerrooms?
LMAO
>>64493643
>
>the city of Buffalo
>The official rape sponsors of the NHL
baka, kane
cbj game just started
mac in goal
>>64494278
>the official city of false accusations
Although kane probably did it
>>64494208
this doesm't even make sense
>devils fans "hockey knowledge"
>>64494376
LEAFS @ ISLES
>>64494376
LEAFS @ ISLES
>>64494376
LEAFS @ ISLES
>Canada
>1993
>til infinity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0VwfYCFYZws
Is there anything Ekblad can't do?
>>64494449
>flyers fan booty blasted
LM
AO
>>64494492
STARS/BLUES
>>64494492
STARS/BLUES
>>64494492
STARS/BLUES
>>64494546
Put fans in the seats
>>64494554
>devils "fan"
>>64494546
yeah
[spoiler]not be a faggot[/spoiler]
>>64494546
Be a shootout king.
>>64494385
>a millionaire would need to get a girl drunk and hold her down and rape her just like a nigger with $2 in his bank account
>>64494600
>flyers "bantz"
>>64488150
>this much obsession
>>64494688
why not Patrick?
>>64494688
You know rape isn't necessarily violent, right?
>>64494688
>rape apologist gets rapist dubs
you cant explain that
>>64494800
>kane busted a nut in me but didnt leave be 100,000 better tell the cops he raped me
I don't even care if the Penguins are playing poorly. It's all fake. Professional sports is an opiate for the masses. They are something for average joe's to think about rather than laying claim to more power or income in this world.
Just hand over your money and stop asking questions. And by all means, really, truly concern yourselves over which temporarily grouped people, none of which you have ever met and who don't come from the place they "represent", perform in a series of non-sensical physical activities against another group of people you have not met and don't not come from the place they "represent". While you are at it, hand over billions in pubic subsidies to the billionaires who control these various branded groups.
I wish the jackets would get good
>>64494838
/pol/ pls go
>>64494866
he's right you know
>>64494864
this, bob will be back soon, without him we suck
>>64494688
>defending a rapist
>gets rapist dubs
Pottery
>>64494838
"I'm a retard": the post
>>64494833
>>64494688
>>64494800
merry getmas /hoc/
Will the Jets lose again?
Can they keep the streak alive?
>>64494838
jokes on you I am a member of a minor league team booster club and I have know Josh Currie since he was making $200 bucks a month in the ECHL. Kid is going to be elite someday
>>64494972
Yes
>>64494838
>hand over your money
can't do that when I watch free streams all day and buy chinese knockoffs
>last name Kane
>rapist
pick dos
>>64495015
Why the fuck do you assume he's a rapist? Just because he's black?
>>64495036
because he raped someone
Post yfw Avs BTFO the sparkle dogs tonight
>hes not shitposting on vacation
>>64495008
pic related
>>64494989
damn, the Islanders post the best girls in /hoc/.
The Devils girl usually posted by devlelbro is also hot but I associate her with his autism, so she is not so likeable.
>>64495036
because his last name is Kane, it's right there in the post
>>64494585
Turn on the game m8. Looks like a full house.
>>64495041
Proofs?
>>64495056
>best girls
>literally a 6/10 without makeup
detroit girls a best.
>>64494838
polish American Pittsburgh heroin addicts on suicide + paranoid schizophrenia watch
>>64494740
>greek "money"
>>64495173
i wish i could put a greek-born player instead of pulju but there fucking aren't any.
>evandrape kane
>evanderape kane
>rapevander kane
which do you guys like best?
>>64495052
Not happening amigo
>jackets 1sog
>itty bitty kitties 16sog
>5 min left in the 1st
>>64495209
>evandrape kane
more clever but
>rapevander kane
easier to type
>>64495223
>jagrs get easy 1st in the division
luckily the wings have an even easier game against the minnesota no-cup-havers
>>64495223
At least their PK is good.
When is Fleury back for the Pens?
>>64495223
Had a big chance to score
>>64495212
Capping this for later
>>64495264
Rude desu
>>64495223
Why is it so quiet in Florida land
>>64495209
>>64495270
do you guys know that it was Patrick Kane?
Barkov is ELITE
>>64495496
http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-courts/sources-evander-kane-is-subject-of-sex-offense-investigation-20151227
>>64495534
An elite faggot
>>64495496
>meme
>>64495496
not this time
>>64491891
> Unironically thinks Columbus Blue Faggots have a good farm system
MOTHER FUCKING CBJ IM GOING TO COMMIT SUDOKU
>>64495052
happy birthday sharp
>shots 19-1
Have they benched Johansen yet?
>>64495648
Delete this anime shit faggot
>>64495648
Your pic already makes you obviously know nothing of hockey>>64495692
No they won't either
>>64495692
Torts needs to beat the shit outta veterans.
>>64495692
jesus christ you're not kidding
>>64495735
Torts needs to leave and Bob needs to stop being hurt
>>64495577
I bet the police are so stupid, that they saw a file with "Kane, hockey player in the NHL" and they arrested the first black person that fit that description.
Literally, the story of the U.S.A.
>BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
>BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
>BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
BOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE YOU ES AY
>>64495747
oh my god they're like some kind of terrible mutants.
>>64495692
NATION WIDE COMMERCIALS AT THE FIRST INTERMISSION GOD DAMNIT
>>64495753
If Torts leaves then the CBJ will tank though you guy might need Austin.
>>64494503
This is how we chill from 93 til
;_;
>>64495839
I'm tired of losing, being a Cleveland Browns fan I can only take so much losing
>>64495707
How about no. Blues fan says hi.
Just saw a rapey faced old man meme on facebook
Like, wtf senpai
>>64495900
Jesus Christ how about yes, all you stl faggots need to die
>>64495921
meme stealers are to blame
>>64495921
>dat filter
Fucking weebs
>Watching the moose fucker feed of the Islanders game.
>Intermission is some shitty country singer.
wat
>>64495973
Intermission for the bluejackets is just Peyton manning being a faggot the entire time [spoiler] do I really look like this
>>64495882
Shhhhh, it'll be over soon bud.
>>64495759
You're a fucking idiot. I don't think I've ever genuinely hated someone on 4chan before
>>64496021
I'll be dead before then
>kane
lmao
Will this be the night torts goes insane?
>>64496124
He's already gone insane
>>64495747
the blonde girl on the left has a sad look on her face, she is cute.
>>64495808
Siriously man. Not a single attractive person in sight
>the city of Ohio
>>64496083
>>64495715
> thinks I don't know anything about hockey
> Know Pittsburgh had Yellow Jackets and the Pirates before the Pens
> Blues were among the expansion 6 (Seals, North Stars, Flyers, Pens, and Kongs were the others)
You wanna reconsider that shit?
>>64496209
Welcome to Columbus
yfw da bears win the cup
>>64496233
You realize Pittsburgh is the pens
>>64496185
>mfw some inbred albino goblin is a 10 in Finland
Memes
>>64495929
mad at waifus
>>64496281
I see you judge things on face value.
>how can one general be so outmemed by me, the Great Greece?
>>64496305
Weeb
>>64496305
Tharja?
>>64496281
REFPUCK
>>64496356
you are god damn right
>>64496302
Can we not post Facebook "memes"
>>64496281
Mfw, that girl could play hockey better than the habs
I'm a Leafs fan who is planning to travel somewhere in 2016 to see a game. What city should I go to?
Google your team name including city, post results
>>64495929
Fuck you buddy
>>64496393
You are fucking gross
>>64496430
Columbus or Dallas.
>>64496468
back to reddit kid 4chan is an anime board
>>64496441
>second pic is a pic of Marty St. Louis
REEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit this CBJ hockey is fucking awful tonight
>>64496305
>Tampon Gay fan
>weeb
lol'ing at your life, to be honest
>>64496421
G-gallagher and Price are coming back soon, and the Habs are gonna be elite again, j-just you wait and see
Here, have a meme.
>>64495900
How about kill yourself
>>64496430
Montreal to see a Leafs/Habs game.
>>64496421
do you know her? She looked as if she didn't want to be there. Is her sister sucking all the life out of her because she's fat and jealous of the thin sister?
>>64496494
>implying 4chan isn't for normies
ALSO SAAAAAAAAD
>>64496526
Those are always awful to watch
>>64496528
Oh please that's just Columbus
nice boxing night dallas
Reminder the jackets are literally saad babbies
>>64496556
>hockey girls in a hockey thread
>announcing your reports
>Luongshit
>>64496516
>tripfag
>laughing at anyone else's life
