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Transfer rumours
>Chicharito to Arsenal
>Kawaii Muto to United
>Florian Kainz and Jonas Hofmann to BMG
>Nordtveit to BVB in the summer
>Szalai to Hannover
>Galvez to Sevilla
AJAB - All Janitors Are Bastards
>>64479339
The former OP was pretty lewd, though
Let's keep it kawaii~ :3
there was a thread before that?
also great OP pic choice to not get autosaged
retard
>>64479329
>>Nordtveit to BVB in the summer
Is this real?
>>64479407
Yes they love stealing important players from clubs below them
Sokratis
Reus
Castro
Weigl
Park
Bürki
Gündogan
Ginter
Ramos
and these are only from the last 3 years
why does everyone want muto? he's not very good.
>>64479407
I doubt it. They have Swan Bender who is similar but better imo, and he struggles to get game time
>>64479459
He looks good and seems to have a good attitude unlike Kagawa
>>64479399
I bet you like 3d piggus
>>64479440
>b-but Buyern is stealing all our players ;_;
>>64479329
CHEEEEEEEEEEN
>>64479399
>>64479440
>>64479517
Bazischweine fuck off.
>>64479459
Japanese players bring good fortune to a team, like cats on ships.
>>64479673
>getting this mad at facts
sup Watzke
>>64479673
>m-muh evil Buyern conspiracy
>we are so innocent and poor
>>64479711
>>64479711
I like this poetry. I will share it with japanese.
but I still think muto is not very good.
>>64479748
He is very kawaii~
>>64479719
If you stretch the term "threatening direct competitor" to "any other German club", why even stop at the border? Just list every transfer they ever did.
>>64479836
Deal with it
That's how football transfers work
>>64479862
>stadiums with running tracks
>>64479836
>stretching Dortmund to "direct threatening competitor"
>>64479862
The fuck is this?
>>64479862
>little fans
at least his race knows its place
I transferred to /deutsch/
at least their threads are alive
>>64480596
Thank god
>>64479899
Wtf is this? A giantA print out of a blog? Why are they holding it in front of them?
hello, i'm back from the pub now
>>64480596
stay there
>>64482739
is this a new 4chanx thing?
>>64482739
have a (You), friend.
>Hofmann to BMG
not hofmann-kun :(
>>64482886
why are they dressed like that? who drew that?
>>64482833
New to me at least. You can use ALT and the up and down arrows to move to replies to your posts. I got that message when I tested it out.
>>64483023
holy fug
ahhh~ so boring
>>64482955
I don't know.
>>64482923
More like WHOfmann...
Dortmund doesn't need him.
>>64482923
thats what they get for stealing howie
what /bundes/ needs is a good doxxing
maybe Britain
alright working on it
please don't
>>64484375
They don't need Januzaj yet he plays.
>>64484721
you need a good doxxing
>>64484936
>yet he plays.
Not much.
oh wow, these webms contain a lot of footprints, nice
*computer sounds in the distance*
>>64485461
good op
Gladbach would be a really good move for Hofmann.
He isn't a quick player like Reus or Mkhitaryan so he will never get past them but he is clever tactically and has good passing.
>Bernard Queysanne & Georges Perec - Un Homme qui dort (1974).avi
*illegal doxxing noises in the distance*
>be in metro
>suddenly 4 british girls get in (knew they were brits because of their accent)
>they are rude, too loud, say unfeminine gross things, have outdated scene haircuts with shitty blonde hairs, overly orange skin and a really flashy pink lip gloss
huh?? is that some kind of meme britain hid from the world? girls is london were looking normal and not like these
>>64486794
They were probably Geordies.
>tfw he will never post again
this is how Fry's dog in Futurama must have felt ;_;
>>64486960
who?
>>64487013
you
>>64487040
but i just posted?!
<asleep
>>64486151
>he knows ping & tree
D-don't hack me Denmark
>he
>>64487013
Jeff
>>64488761
I just image searched "hacker"
I'm no nerd
>>64491218
thank gott
>almost 2016
it's weird to think how bundes posters could have died this year and we will never know
>>64492529
I'm still alive.
>>64485620
>tfw no one responds to your moviepost
>>64492772
doubt it
>>64479329
Marvellous OP
>>64479329
That's Cheeen, the honk girl
>>64479711
Cats on a ship is a symbol for something?
There's a person sleeping in my bed who's alarm will go off in less than five hours.
Great thread by the way, very good content
>>64481187
Welcome back. Anything you want to tell us?
>>64485620
What's it about?
>>64496857
thank you but I didn't make it
>>64496883
>the honk girl
she's a honk cat girl
>>64496971
apparently
>>64497054
who is it? why is he or she in your bed and not the couch
you are nice I guess
>>64497114
he or she probably had a beer or two
>>64497164
I'm sure he or she will be eager to tell us when he or she is back
>>64497164
Not much actually.
Just a guy who decides to stop giving a fuck one day. I liked it.
>>64497212
so is it like Falling Down?
>>64497203
>who is it
My best friend. We often slept in the same bed together but I felt like sleeping on the couch this time
>>64497291
sexy
tell me more
>>64497212
Sounds watchable. The year puts me off a bit but I like Cool Hand Luke too soooo....
tfw christmas is over so soon
>>64497313
He's wearing funky boxer briefs and a green t-shirt
>>64497372
he?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tell me more
>>64485620
Superb taste my man
>>64497355
Your cuteness remains
>>64497262
Nah, he doesn't go on shooting sprees or anything. He's more like a purposeless NEET who just wanders around Paris by himself.
>>64497436
>see this response as notification in another tab
>think it's a response to >>64497380
WOAH
>>64497262
No not at all.
More subtle and nuanced, not as over the top.
Way less things happening in terms of plot but better character development.
I guess you could call it artsy if you want but I don't really know what that term implies.
>>64497355
Oh well, always gotta keep moving you know.
>>64497391
Thanks.
>>64497436
So basically the "Oh Boy" of the 70s
>>64497465
why were you always sleeping in the same bed?
a big bed or a single bed?
>Chicharito to Arsenal
Fake and gay
>>64497495
Similar yeah.
I guess Oh Boy is actually a hommage to it now that I think about it.
>>64497495
Much better than that and it feels more genuine. In Un Homme Qui Dort it feels like there's a lot more emotionally at stake as opposed to the generic trope of some guy in his 20s not knowing what he wants to do with his life. Un Homme Qui Dort is more about absolute seclusion from everyone and everything.
>>64497498
hello?
>>64497498
Whenever we visited each other in our appartments/rooms and there were no couches or only shit couches. he always owns a small bed but I own a big one so whenever he visited me we slept in the same bed. Alcohol was mostly involved, if not always
>>64497605
mhhhhh
how big was the bed
>>64497567
Did you watch "Oh Boy"?
>>64497605
Do you cuddle?
>>64497613
*is
It's a black IKEA Malm, 140x200 or something like that
>>64497626
Yeah. I saw someone mention it on /tv/ and it sounded interesting, so I watched it. Was a bit let down, but it wasn't awful.
>>64497632
No. I ironically tried though which was always good for a laugh. I practice my homosexual banter on him and another guy. It's always great fun
>>64497667
I looked at the bed online, it looks nice
I wish I had one, my bed is 90x200
>>64497669
Haha wow. It reminded me a bit of myself. I enjoyed watching it
>>64479862
well thats nice
>>64497750
Everything is alright
>tfw spent the last 2 hours meticulously tagging and sorting new music I downloaded
>>64497797
what did you mean by that
>>64497855
That's nothing I ever do
>>64497868
The bed post seemed cute to me. Like some person being jealous of another person having a 6yo IKEA Malm bed. Jealous is the wrong word though. I felt like an "Everything will be alright" fits as a response. Didn't know what else to respond with too
>>64497978
yeah I really like that bed
>>64498038
Good night
so when are you going to invite me
I really really like that bed
Good night guys.
do you guys have to replace your shift keys a lot because of the noun-capitalization rule?
this is us in Malm
>>64498336
cute
>>64499087
>>64498336
>>64498118
good night bundes
How's Aranguiz doing, Leverkusen.
Lucky miss.
Is Chicharito world class?
>>64499331
No.
Ja zu weichem Geldautomaten miasma denn, dass bei earna basd?
united - chelsea tonight
Mutochan is clever guy, but I always feel him that he has already given up something before it starts.
>>64505267
is egal
>>64497567
... and how about that seclusion doesn't give him more freedom than he would have if he went to that exam and walked on with his regular life instead of wondering into solitude and boredom which made his spirit even more oppressed
>>64505534
good thing i have to work tonight
[spoiler]we have a big fat tv with sky at work [/spoiler]
>>64505534
Looks fine on paper but it will be utterly
>>64506593
Ugh
>>64506687
utterly what?!
>>64506593
Not sure if Schaaf can handle the 2nd Bundesliga
>>64506593
Woah am I the only one who's surprised by this?
Granted I didn't follow the sports media in the last couple of days.
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL MEEE
>>64506739
No, me too
>>64506705
Good morning
>>64506755
Good morning
>>64506705
utterly ecstatic (so more than just fine)
>>64506755
How are you?
>>64506770
i'm fine. FINE
>Chicharito to Arsenal
>>64506794
Did you get any sleep?
>>64506844
yes, slept too much actually
>>64506801
Ive alerted Chinese police that you are here, expect Shaolin monks to arrive at your house soon
>>64506739
Not at all, who else were they gonna employ
>>64506882
Lucien Favre
>>64506801
He'd pull a De Bruyne... fail in England, go to Bundesliga, go back to England for 5x the money.
>>64506882
Mirko Slomka
who /RBL/ here
>>64506894
his contract with gladbach won't run out until summer, you really think they will let him manage a rival club in that period?
>>64506966
>>64506950
>Slomka and RB Leipzig
I could see that happen.
Hello my German friends. I don't usually post here, but I truly enjoy reading these threads. They are comfy as fuck and have great banter and memes.
Can I get an acestream please?
Also,would you be so kind as to drop by this thread >>64293194 and post "Daniel is a disgusting, autistic, whiteboi, virgin loser"?
Cheers for both.
Keep up the great work.
>Can I get an acestream please?
to what australia
>>64506975
fuck off
The native extension is really much better than 4chanX.
> waking up to watch the dortmund match at am 3:00
> I have been said that you are a plastic fan when I comment here
Can I be a real dortmund suppoter?
>>64507061
link?
>>64507093
i mean to the extension you're using
>>64507097
Listen Australia.
Fuck off.
>>64507170
I know ;_;
>>64506919
To be fair Arsenal did want him in the summer but Utd wouldn't sell him to a rival.
>>64507181
don't be sad, my chinese friend
>>64479459
Not true. After 6 months in the team he's already one of Mainz most important players.
WHY ARE ALL KRAUTS WEEABOOS?
>>64481733
No really. Fuck off.
>>64507335
I'm a connoisseur of japanese culture not a weeaboo. That's something totally different.
>>64479399
We "delete" now.
>>64507335
It's mostly Bavarian Dorftrottel tßh, us city kids know better than to be obsessed with these kind of degeneracies.
Stage 15 of next year's Vuelta
>>64507335
>>64507382
Turns out it was probably a joke.
>>64507335
Everyone is a weeb here lad
>>64507477
I like that you fell for it.
>>64507477
You should check your sources better, Denmark.
>>64507502
It is the sort of thing they would do at the Vuelta
>>64507507
Over my dead body
Darts in a few minutes, Watford v Tottenham in an hour.
>>64507555
Stupid Denmark, Darts is a joke too
>>64507555
See you in an hour lamo
morneng
>>64507590
Bonjour Pekka.
>>64507590
Moi!
just saw someone post mattheus in goat thread
im upset now and my day is ruined
>>64507872
what's a Mattheus
is it this guy? https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmar_Gees_de_Souza
>>64507872
Brunette gold diggers and mediengeilheit aside, he was a great player in his days.
>>64507930
he really wasn't
>>64507940
he really was.
>>64507962
he wasn't though
>>64507983
>>64507940
>>64507872
retard alert
matthäus being good is a meme bild pushed for years, because he was leaking information to them. the 98 wc is probably the best example of this
>>64508018
nice argument
>>64508014
>a 37 year old defender/midfielder plays a weak tournament so he probably played like shit for his whole career
Neger I'm talking about late 80s/early 90s Matthäus
>>64508050
>late 80s/early 90s Matthäus
wasn't as shit as 98 matthäus, but what i've said still applies
whatever retard
>getting this mad because someone disagrees with you
literally lamoing right now
>>64507665
>>64507693
im actually swedish you krauts
Chencellor Merkel
>>64508242
post sluts
>>64508418
?
>Are you natural or do you take proteins?
>>64479329
That picture just stays amazing. Where did the original poster get it from?
>5 minutes passed
>no goals
>>64508610
No Eriksen no party
>>64508618
Exactly
>>64506849
What did you have for breakfast?
>>64508636
yer mum
>10 minutes passed
Guess what
RIP Neinhold
>>64508695
what?
>...
>>64508730
Still no goals
Shaw
>Evershit
>>64508794
damn
>>64508726
We all knew that sooner or later this would happen. :_:7
>/bundesliga/ - premier league discussion
>>64508475
will this do?
>Shitford
>>64508596
It's a gif
>>64508872
SO CUTE! ʕ ڡ ʔ
>Nordtveit to Arsenal in the summer
>>64508939
They have a thing for mediocre Bundesliga defenders
>Ashiton Nilla
Where will you watch Manchester United - Chelsea?
>>64508939
I thought that he's going to Dortmund?!
>>64508994
i won't
>>64508994
In my brother's old room on a small tv.
>>64508994
Here
>>64509002
Dortmund in January and then Arsenal in summer
>>64509033
makes sense
>>64509013
what are you wearing right now, doll?
>>64509030
makes sense
>>64508872
Hope his parents moved, or else they got doxxed.
>>64509070
Green Adidas track pants and a t-shirt (also socks and boxer-briefs)
>Shit City
>>64509153
Does your podex look sexy in it? :3
>>64509177
Yes
Watford equalise
>>64508921
holy fuck
>>64509210
How do you know ? Have you looked at your Prachtexemplar in the mirror?
>>64507382
I will ride this track soon lol
>>64509263
are you a wizard
>>64509332
>Ever2-1
>>64509317
Yes
>>64509355
I saw it happen on the tv
>>64509325
Good
Shaqiri goal
>>64509507
o_O
my face when that was supposed to be a pass
