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Australia 551/3d
West Indies 91/6 (43 ov)
England 303 (100.1 ov)
South Africa
Lunch - South Africa won the toss and elected to field
Sydney Sixers 139/6 (20 ov)
Melbourne Stars 82/2 (12/20 ov)
based threadcounter
1st for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
First for MWNN.
4th for western bulldogs 2016 premiers
who /gong/ here?
Based SA
>>64477988
True, I should have said much more shit
>>64478007
yeah m8, going town after the cricket finishes
My dentist a couple of years ago was an asian girl who was in her year at high school. I only knew this because she asked me what I did in my holidays and I couldn't think of anything so I just said "watching cricket", and she mentioned that she went to school with a girl who was a freak at both soccer and cricket and played for Australia.
According to her at least, she was super fucking popular and everyone liked her.
maxwell and handscomb should both be in the test side
>>64478002
Fuck off casual.
>>64478009
SA is a faggot as well. Fucking angsty, 16 year old, hipster.
>>64478013
harp? Might see you there
>HURR LETS POST A BUNCH OF SCREENCAPS FROM BIGFOOTY DURRR MAD BANTER WITH THE /SP/ LADS
Fuck off.
Does anyone know MWNN's reddit account? There's no way he doesn't have one.
I unironically fucking love bigfooty
>>64478009
SA is possibly an even bigger faggot than MWNN. He's nowhere near as sad but similarly obnoxious.
Did Engimal ever kill himself? Don't see him posting 4chan memes all over bigfooty any more.
1. Anonymous
2. Convict
3. Zerogoose (c)
4. Scy aka Robelinda's bro
5. Kowalski
6. JFBF (wk)
7. Tony Greig's Car Keys
8. Spannerhead
9. Ridgeway
10. Fake JFBF
11. Sweetspot
>>64478021
Nah Mr Crown
>>64478021
cheeky Horses duet on the karaoke m8?
>>64478024
Goose is right. Bigfooty faggots pls go
1. The four horseman of the apocalypse
<POWERGAP>
2. Dennis Lillee & Jeff Thomson
3. Wasim Akram & Waqar Younis
4. Curtley Ambrose & Courtney Walsh
<POWERGAP>
5. Mitchell Johnson & Ryan Harris
6. Glenn McGrath & Jason Gillespie
7. Dale Steyn & Morne Morkel
8. Shaun Pollock & Allan Donald
>>64478036
>convict in there 3 (THREE) times
>>64478026
why?
>>64478037
Is Mr Crown any good?
>>64478039
Yeah mate im in
>yfw have to wait for Aussies to go to sleep before the thread stops being shitted up again
>>64478036
awwww yeah three spots just for me
>>64478035
All I remember was him saying in an /afl/ thread how he posted on bf then posting on the depression thread on the Lifestyle board how he was going to kill himself. The norf board somehow tracked him down
>>64478040
Half of Australian /cric/ probably posts on BF as well
I don't think I've been on /sp/ for about 18 months other than the occassional /cric/ thread, can people bring me up to date on tripdrama. Frankly I miss it. Like literally, the most hillarious crap they've been saying.
Also to the fellow Britbro, I truly think that Butler can achieve greatness. He was out of form but set an England record in the ODIs so now he must have some confidence. Remember he was averaging 50 something before his decline. I'm close to certain his average is well above Bairstow now. I'd rather us put in bloody Billings than him. But then I think this love affair with Yorkshire has gone too far.
>>64478036
heavily reliant on convict
also everyone always misspells 'ridgway', it triggers me
>>64478051
Create your own thread you utter sadcunt.
This is the Big Bash thread.
>>64478035
It's very possible. He often posted about how he's a manlet.
>>64478056
Half of Australian /cric/ doesn't even follow AFL
MEMES
E
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S
>>64478056
ummm... /nrl/ literally RUNS /cric/
>>64478057
We don't have any trips any more unfortunately. The bad smell that is Reality Check is still here but he doesn't count.
>>64478047
>>64478053
>>64478058
Well it was conbitch who suggested the team
>>64478060
plus I think he's from tassie
>>64478051
>mfw not going to sleep
oh look, Lumb took a catch
>>64478059
kys
>>64478072
all three of you. I bow down supreme gentlemen
Hello, I do not want attention.
Thank you.
>>64478044
it was actually steyn/philanderer. and they were fucking boss.
>>64478075
This.
who else /stayingupforHayne/ here?
Uh-oh I think Doug just 'hit the wall' again.
Fat cunt.
>>64478085
How much longer till its on? Are they still showing the games on tv?
>>64478084
Steyn and Morkel were literally going good for years before Memelander even debuted
>>64478085
>he's on the Hayne """"""""""plane""""""""" again
KEK
>p-p-p-please like our athletes mr big strong American
He got exposed for the B-level athlete he is.
>>64478089
5 am Sydney time.
Yeah on 7mate.
What percentage of /nrl/ posts on League Unlimited? Because I'd guess it would be much less than /afl//Bigfooty.
>>64478094
Cheers mate
>>64478084
philander is possibly the most overrated player in world cricket
>>64478091
coconuts just aren't as fast-twitch as proper black people.
>"I'm not making this up"
>>64478095
I am one of the Original 6 and can confirm I have NEVER posted nor made an account on LU.
I used to lurk a bit though desu.
>>64478079
What kind of weirdo grown man loves Taylor Swift?
What a loser.
>>64478090
steyn/philanderer >>>>>>>> steyn/morkel
philanderer was avg 18 with a strike rate in the 30's at one stage.
Anyone got a link with sound for the ENG SAF game?
I've found like 10 without sound, could it be my ad blocker stopping it?
Is this the SA-ENG thread?
>>64478109
She is a mega qt tbqh f.a.m
>"Borderline was last seen Searching"
Who is the Matt of /afl/?
I feel like /afl/ needs a Matt like personality to put some life into it.
>>64478119
No it's the Big Bash thread, one of >our resident Redditors is trying to generalise /cric though, it's annoying af.
>>64478122
I literally haven't denied I was the one posting the screencaps you seething autist
>>64478117
make sure the stream's not on mute m8
>>64478119
still don't know actually.
>>64478095
You're probably right but I don't think >>64478108
proves anything.
Reminder that Hodgepodge is the best Bigfooty poster
>>64478125
>not watching both
pleb
why is /afl/ so fucking annoying tonight lads? starting to swing back to being on #team/rug/for/nrl/'sbffl desu
>>64478129
Thanks but no it's not.
>>64478130
I think it is, I like to talk about the cricket, but Australian posters are just supreme so I like that both are together here.
Do any of you abos or poo pealanders actually support England for the Queen and Commonwealth?
>>64478139
Wasn't he exposed as a pedo or some shit like that?
>>64478139
Podge sexually assaulted his therapist
>stay off /sp/ for six months
>anons still talking about the same garbage bigfooty posters flat out
good to see its still business as usual
What are we doing tonight, lads?
Watching a U2 dvd with the old man here
>>64478146
How was that discovered?
>>64478014
ELYSE
L
Y
S
E
>>64478144
I'm supporting Englel so that GOATstralia become no1 in the world again
>>64478128
Settle petal.
>>64478143
/afl/ is the holding pen general for newfriends fresh from reddit or facebook.
>>64478150
Convict dropping ELITE truthbombs
>>64478143
I have no idea, I've barely used it since 2012 but he was funny as fuck with how mad he made dumb cunts
>>64478150
Finally someone fucking said it
But I'm 99% sure it's literally just one sperg forcing this shit
>>64478151
Playing Battlefront with some m8s
Tfw lost $200 betting in the last 24 hours
Feels like shit
>>64478160
meant for >>64478145
100% FAULK OFF
>>64478154
India will if England win
>India
>>64478144
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eQ2cPQkY78j HD
>>64478152
He asked for advice on BF on how to initiate a relationship with her.
>le finisher
>>64478165
I've made $250 on the cricket today lone
feels good
won $90 off the Big Meme
>>64478165
git gud m8
>>64478144
>supporting the islamic state of englel
>>64478169
No GOATstralia will go up after >we statpad our way to 3-0 against the West Tendies
India is only one point ahead of >us atm
>>64478169
the most undeserving fuck nuts ever. have they even won away from home?
>>64478173
made $55 risk-free with the cheeky bet365 free in-play bet offer. Why gamble when you can just win free money off promos?
Are we all in agreement that Ireland deserves test status far more than the Bahaymays?
>>64478181
I don't think they've beaten any non-Asian-or-Tendies team away since 2008
India playing in other asian cunts doesnt count as away
Alright I'm out lads, see youse in town
What's for dinner lads, I'm making burritos, who wants some?
>>6447779
Reminder I know who you are and WILL expose your horrible Facebook profile and that of your friends to /cric/ unless you post an official apology
>>64478163
They should just redo Battlefield 4 with Star Wars maps, skins, vehicles and weapons desu
>tfw no comically large breasted fat Bondi beach gf
Do you abos actually go down to the beach for Christmas? That's mad to me, although I guess most of you close the curtains and stay in doors all day.
>>64478154
Good lad, I dream of the days of England Australia 1, 2.
>>64478169
Cheers senpai, trust old blighty to come on through with a quality stream.
>>64478186
Can teams lose test status once they get it? Windies definitely need to get relegated.
>>64478150
What's your name there? I remember you posting about trolling your dad on the Bulldogs board
>another Pakistani high potential youth done for doping or fixing
MWNN is based as fuck tbqhwyf
>>64478184
why only $55?
I'm doing the same thing and the offer is up to $100 and odds on the Stars (who you should have backed) were $1.90
>>64478192
>Do you abos actually go down to the beach for Christmas
we dont. Chads do
>>64478189
I had dinner like three hours ago, one of those one pan meals with mince and pasta.
wasn't fantastic but did the job
>>64478170
He was probably just trolling all you dumb cunts
He is LITERALLY the RC of Bigfooty
Split the West Indies into T&T and Jamaica. They would probably enjoy playing for an actual country and do better
>>64478192
Australia day is beach day. Christmas is for eating and getting turnt
>>64478196
I only used it that once for that purpose a couple of years ago.
I don't even remember my name there but it would've been something to do with brad
Johnson.
good memory damn
>>64478200
I hedged my bet on Ladbrokes so it was risk-free. Instead of winning $90 half the time (or slightly more than half), I win $55 every time. I don't know anything about the teams, I just know how to play the promos.
>Shit Efrican """openers"""
LMAO
>LEAVING THE STRAIGHT ONE SECOND BALL
THIS IS TOO EASY
>van lel
pathetic shit that.
>>64478192
only tourists go to the beach on christmas
Nice leave.
India ruined them mentally.
Feel kinda sorry for him tbqh
is broad the best bowler in the world atm
*farts*
>>64478200
Can you explain what this bet365 promotion is? I don't have an account
>>64478144
I support SA in this series since Steyn, ABDV and Hash Brown are elite
When Englel play curries I will remain silent out of respect during God Save the Queen
>van lyl
Can SA last 10 overs?
>>64478214
It would've been more btw (around $75) but right after I put my bet on the sixers they collapsed and the stars odds went way down.
Who the fuck is Van Zyl
how long till AB is in?
20 minutes?
>>64478223
my favourite /cric/ reaction image of all time
many a time this has been used after an Australian batting collapse
who /rain/ here?
>>64478210
This unironically
Promote Ireland to take their place so Banglel and Zimbabwe can have someone to play against, and let the tendies work their way up as an associate nation.
>>64478239
The amount of laughing reaction pics and gifs during that 60 all out was out of control
>>64478209
He's just a male Suzanne Olsen who wants to fellate Leigh Matthews
>>64478248
>implying the ICC gives a fuck about growing the game
>>64478245
N O R T Y
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T
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>>64478226
Basically you put a bet on pre-match and they give you a risk-free in play bet of the same amount up to $100. Risk-free meaning they refund the amount of your bet if it loses. You can hedge it like I do to make a risk-free profit, or you can just treat it as a free extra bet and you should still make a profit.
http://extra.bet365.com.au/promotions/other-sports/big-bash-offer
>Amla doing the Steve Shit meme walk across the crease
what a world we live in where world-class batsman unironically copy Steve Smith
>>64478253
Easily my fav /cric/ day of the year. Makes for funner threads than this current home series.
>>64478181
>have they even won away from home?
Has any team won away from home?
>>64478253
There was a 14 minute thread during that
>>64478254
One of said dumb cunts detected
You literally have no idea what his endgame is
>>64478260
Decent, sportsbet have been Jewish as fuck lately. Hopefully they keep the Based AFL offer where you get money back if your team leads at any break next season
>>64478262
This.
desu banter with England fans on /cric/ is better than the usual shit with Poo Peelanders. With them, it's all good and fun until SUDDENLY they snap and their inferiority complex goes out of control.
>>64478261
It was a thing long before stove lad
The meme walk is babby's first unorthodox technique
>>64478274
TIME FOR WORK
>>64478272
Yeah Sportsbet have been horrendous ever since the AFL season finished. They banned my account as well so I had to get a friend to open a bowler account for me, I wouldn't have bothered if I'd known they were gonna nerf all the promos.
>>64478268
Yeah nah his best days are behind him
I'm placing a bet: In 2017, Ellyse Perry will be the face of domestic violence.
cap this.
This was genuinely pretty funny desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzLXqJsryY
>>64478189
I just got one from Zambrero m8
>>64478274
Yeah, I genuinely find statscunt entertaining until he slips into autism mode
The ashes is definitely the best time for /cric/, although the curries that showed up with the CWC were pretty good humoured
>>64478274
Now you know how we feel with you lot. You have the inferiority complex with us because you genuinely, misguidedly believe your nation is comparible to the mighty England.
However NZ know they're basically a shit Wales and accept it so fine to banter with.
>>64478289
more like cap her amirite?
>Woakes touching 90mph
>>64478290
Neck yourself lad
You LITERALLY laughed at an Adam Sandler movie
Why do women on TV try to speak with as deep a voice as possible?
Why are women in Australia trying to be men?
>>64478264
umm... you must be new here.
also, please poo in loo.
What happens when female cricketers get pregnant? Do they get paternity leave or anything? Theres no way their bodies would be the same if they made a comeback
>>64478307
>implying they are athletes in the first place
>>64478307
>paternity
>>64478307
women bounce back from pregnancy fairly well, bit of a loose gut and some stretchmarks yeah but it doesn't affect their fitness or skill after coming back
>no hotspot
how fucking poor are these cunts?
>>64478307
>female cricketers
>paternity leave
end YOURself
anyone else genuinely like the objective cunts of cricket?
I would actually love to be friends with guys like Steyn and Kohli.
>>64478304
Because they are brave and strong. Just like Carrie Brickmore, hear her roar
>>64478304
a deeper voice commands more credibility - google 'vocal fry'
>It's a difficult one
KEK
He absolutely 100% edged it.
>should be 2 down
>>64478321
>Steyn
>genuine cunt
kys (know your stuff)
>>64478307
I don't know what it's like for cricketers but most female athletes bodies aren't in 'reproduction mode', they don't get a period or only have a very light one, ie they only have kids once their career is finished
>>64478290
I hope he got paid a lot for that
Is umbrella an athlete?
>literally EVERY AceStream channel works EXCEPT for Sky Sports 2
>SA trying to kill England with demonic umbrellas
>>64478328
snicko isnt reliable
need hotspot
are these niggers really that poor that they dont have it? I MEAN COMEON ITS 2015
>>64478303
>LE FUG LE ADAM ZANDLER XDXD
90s Sandler was based as fuck
bread so handsome.
>>64478335
Sandler keeps all the money for himself and his washed up SNL buddies
>>64478346
Thanks RLM
>>64478343
He was ""okay"", not great
>>64478328
>>64478326
watch him get a triple now
>>64478307
>paternity leave
>>64478348
It was a known fact before that video la
Sandler even admitted to it once
>bitchstow
>>64478307
>season-ending pregnancy
What's with the obsession with Biebz at SA cricket grounds?Fairs though, Purpose is pretty based
>>64478364
Are you the English lad who was posting during the ashes?
Will 2016 be the year that you FINALLY kill yourself Anon?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64477975
>>64477975
>>64477975
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>64478376
You think his PHIL-DAWG arm is his wanking arm?
>>64478374
Well, I post when England plays, or when other teams are playing at sociable hours(casual as fuck, I guess).Yes, that's me.
>>64478376
He legitimately is good lad
He's been looking okay since the Ashes, he just couldn't handle the pressure like Voges and Lyth
>>64478376
>>64478380
it was right at the end of his fingertips tbqh
Wade puts down easy drops, and Buttler has put down screamers like that too
>>64478386
UTTER cringe desu
Wade approaching Warner levels of PPSB
>>64478386
It's Hughdog you peething poosual
>>64478388
we're talking about his wicketkeeping
I think he is one of Englands 6 best batsman but he shouldnt be keeping wicket
>>64478375
looking forward to it 2bh
>>64478389
>screamer
kek
KEK
Also why the fuck do you keep comparing him to Wade? Wade isn't >our test keeper for a reason, and he only keeps in ODIs because of his batting.
Nevill would've gobbled that.
>>64478394
I know, i used it ironically and on purpose
>>64478402
Because people linked to that post, implying that it was wrong to say Wade is worse
When he isn't
Is Matthew Wade related to Jeremy Howe?
>>64478402
nevill is the tidiest keeper I can remember us having though
maybe healy was better but I was like 6 when he was dropped for gilly
what's it like having a gf lads?
>>64478410
>us
What number in the order do you bat mate?
>>64478408
yes, they're cousins
>>64478410
>maybe healy was better
He was.
Nevill is very tidy though.
>>64478413
I am literally Shaun Marsh
>>64478412
Overrated desu
By this I mean that having a gf will not magically fix your problems and make you a better person. You need to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else.
>>64478423
More mentally ill posters in here.
>>64478423
because australians
>>64478407
literally only the pom(s) are comparing Bitchstow to Wade
Bitchstow isn't a good enough Test match wicketkeeper. He proved it in 2013/14. He proved it in the UAE and he just proved it again.
Nevill is far superior to any English keeper. Of the English keeper, Buttler is by far the best keeper to pace bowling (she's a bit shit to the spinner tho)
I want to spam GAJ but these street sign captchas are fucking awful.
>>64478423
/cric/ is unironically less dead than /epl/
Even on days where no cricket is on, it gets more activity.
>>64478431
>he doesn't use legacy captcha
>>64478412
Good, as long as you are confident in yourself and a normalfag.
The best piece of advice I could give you is: Don't waste your time with western girls though.
just put on some party pies but now my fingers smell like the freezer
>AMLEL
>>64478431
Typical casualfag /afl/ outing themselves YET AGAIN.
Third time is the charm
Amla hasn't scored any runs for a while
how many times can Amla get himself out?
BREAD
>>64478442
What the fuck does your freezer smell like?
>>64478438
how do you activate it on 4chan X?
Woakes is unironically bowling pretty well and with pace. Kinda feel sorry for him not getting that Amla wicket, would be sad if he has nothing to show for it in the end.
>>64478446
It's over, Amla finished desu.
Time for the best batsman in the world
amla never scores runs at durban
Fuck sake British TV ads are cancer
>>64478426
I'm literally a diagnosed onset schizophrenic. Do you guys have any diagnosed mental illnesses?
It's hilarious that the British media was saying 300 wasnt a good score.
It's better than the average and our bowlers are tip top.
I really fucking hate the British media telling their self perpetuating lies.
If we had:
Cook
Bell
Root
Pietersen
Taylor
Stokes/Ali
Butler
Ali/Woakes
Broad
Finn/Wood
Andersen
We would be top 3 easily.
>>64478458
iirc, we also have a boxing day test curse.
>it's a south africa collapse under pressure innings
>>64478453
you know that freezer smell, go sniff your freezer they all smell the same
Is ABDV elated to JCVD?
>>64478472
you must have closed it while it was unplugged.
>>64478467
>Bell
>Buttler in tests
>-sen
>>64478466
Not diagnosed. I'm not even that bad desu, escaped NEETdom earlier this year, have a good group of m8s.
just no gf desu
>>64478472
I'm off to smell my freezer. What the fuck am i doing with my life
>>64478472
do you reckon if you visited antarctica it would smell like your freezer?
>>64478467
>Lell
>Buttler
Sort it out senpai
>>64478466
hi threadcounter
>>64478467
If we had
Langer
Hayden
Ponting
S Waugh
Hussey
Martyn
Gilchrist
Warne
Lee
Gillespie
McGrath
We'd be top 1 easily, but alas
>been watching this test for 45 minutes
>"MUH 60" already mentioned twice
kek
I'm literally tuning in now just because AB is batting
>Yasir Shah tests positive for banned substance
Fucking hell. I hate my countrymen
>>64478496
Welcome Reddit!
>>64478498
you gonna watch the PSL?
>>64478494
put martyn at 4, waugh at and hussey at 6
