Stoke vs Man UTD #2
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First for stokelona
is he really going to get sacked or are the stoke crowd memeing it up
4TH FOR MARK HUGHES IS A CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED MANAGER
>>64452643
>2008: Man Utd 1-0 FC Barcelona
>2015: FC Barcelona Reserves 2-0 Man Utd
what went wrong?
JUST
Based Stokalona desu
>divetial
disgusting
>Manchester Divived
>>64452643
This feel family
This feel
what a fucking pass. should have been 3-0 desu.
J U S T
>Chevron is literally losing 2-0 to bet365
Are they the new Standard Chartered?
>>64452643
Just imagine that Yugoslavia squad
----------------Begovic/Handanovic-----------------
Subotic ------- Ivanovic -------- Vidic ----- Nastasic
---------------Modric ------------ Xhaka ------------------
Shaqiri -------------Dzeko ---------------Rakitic----------
-----------------------Mandjukic -----------------------------
And they will have used to have Zlatan Ibrahimovic as well.
best belated christmas present ever would be van gaal out
this is just paving the way for it
United are literally becoming Liverpool
Ayye
20th for united
ABU WIN AGAIN
>>64453311
wew lad
>>64453010
Xhaka and Shaqiri would still play for you.
>>64453311
too much ass
>>64453322
HE WAS TRYING TO HEAD IT 25 YARDS BACK TO THE KEEPER
AAAAHHHH
We want Moyes
>>64452643
half time qt's time??
>>64453311
oh lord
Business Idea: Combine united and city into one club called manchester fc and share the players between them
thats the only way a manchester club will ever win anything again
>Smalling is world-class
EXPOSED
EVERY
WEEK
>>64453358
edgy
When was the last time ANY Utd player even tried to shoot from outside the box?
>>64453311
She would destroy me.
>rooney in for depay
>romero in for de gea
get ready for the van gaal tactical genius show plebs
>>23
Eat shit muslims
I fucking swear, if he takes off Herrera and not Fellaini
only van Shit could let Crystal Palace go ahead of him in the league without them even playing
>>64453373
happened today actually. herrera shot at goal but it was easily saved
>>64453373
Herrera 20 minutes ago
>>64453373
today
martial just sucks tho
>>64452643
Who /ABU/ here?
HALFTIME ASSTIME
>>64453358
for some reason as a kid watching that on the news i thought the blonde was fit
nah she's got a weird face 2bh
I LIKE TO MUNICH MUNICH
I LIKE TO.....MUNICH
>>64453322
rigged
>>64453381
>mfw this actually happens
>>64453368
what are you talking about m8?
he's been fucking class.
definitely the best CB in the league and arguably the world
how is it his fault that memepiss handed stoke the ball on a plate? or that stoke scored a BLOOTER from 40 yards?
smalling has been wonderful, try watching the game you fucking dolt
>>64453358
What are their names
even though i feel this is worse, i dont find it as enjoyable as the moyes era
>>64453371
What have Stoke got against Bayern?
>Pooey van Feces
>>64453403
man and utd
>>64453351
BASED WIND
>>64453395
good lord
>>64453391
you're remarkably calm about all this
which manager do you want as replacement?
Anyone have the webm of memepiss heading in slow motion?
>>64453395
dang
Should I tune in to the second half just for the bants?
>>64453349
ireland pls
heart is broken lads
>>64453358
Fuck, did not want these feels
The Revenant is a GREAT movie lads. Check it out.
>>64453403
Hollie Wells/Jessica Chapman
>>64453358
would be a waste if he didn't rape before killing them
YOU USHHED TO CALL ME AWN MY SHELLFONE
EHH LATE AT NIGHT WEHN YOU NEED LONG BALLS
AND... I KNOW THET HOTLINE BLIND
THET CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
>>64453412
i suppose the shock of having a bad manchester united isn't there this time, the novelty has worn off
for most of us watching football utd had always been untouchable. but we've seen them finish 7th now so it will never be the same
>>64453351
De Gay could have been a little closer. Depay should have realised he wasn't and done something else.
>>64453426
if this happens >>64453381 then yes
>>64453431
fuck off leo
>>64453389
you really want me to start masturbating, dont you ?
>>64453429
>>64453433
>replying to a scouser pedo
>>64453431
waiting for the cinema release
same with hateful 8
>>64453395
now i understand "too much ass"
i couldn't get my erect penis to slide into her if my life depended on it, there's just too much fat
>inb4 small, we're all shaped differently
The EPL is truly fucking bizarre this season
Foreigners must be enjoying this for the drama at least?
>>64453402
Put your phone away Chris, still got 45 mins to go
Bring back moyes
>>64453433
>tfw my flatmate in 1st year of uni was called holly wells
poor girl
>dwight yorke in the studio
kill me now lads
>>64453421
pep would be amazing but he's not going to join half way through the season. if we were guaranteed to get him in the summer, I wouldn't mind waiting
if not, then mourinho. for all the shit he brings along, he can at least bring some stability to this club, plus he's experienced in the PL and actually knows how to beat the smaller teams who've been taking points from us all season
it would have to be short term though. 3 years at most.
>>64453445
Ave, true to Caeser
>>64453428
Dadds should've been Wonder Woman
>>64453450
>those fuck me eyes
>yfw da lester win da premilel eague
rooney is on, its all over for stoke now boys
>>64453372
>>64453397
>>64453403
>>64453429
>>64453455
Depayy out
>>64453473
>Implying Pep isn't going to Citeh
>>64453451
No
I was hoping someone would post something similar
remember when a team outside the trad top 4 just scoring a goal against the trad top 4 team was like a huge deal?
>HALFTIME ASSTIME
>there is a skysports darts channel
>>64453482
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>not taking fellaini off
moyes you paki fuck, make a new thread.
POOOOOPY
>>64453450
for some reason english inbred slags always give me the hardest boners
>>64453473
>pep would be amazing
why? what has he done besides winning with some of the greatest players of all time? he cant even make the CL final with Bayern.
Mou is a proven winner with worse teams. Dunno why anyone would want Pep over Mou.
manure should hire rodgers
it will be fun
Wow, Rapeney looks like he lost weight
>>64453487
yeah probably ;_;
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>Shithead commentator thinks leaving Rooney out was why they're losing
It's clear now that both Manchester teams are trying their hardest to get their managers fired so they can get Guardiola first.
Who was subbed off for Rppney?
>no captain's armband
He's fucking done.
ROOOOONEYYYY
BASED LAD GONNA PROVE HIS WORTH HERE
>Scorecast - Bojan to score first and Stoke to win 2-0 @ 75/1
>Stake: £5.00
>>64453496
wtf is that thing
>2-0 down to Stoke
>bring on >Rooney
Joke club
>>64453483
>>64453358
i approve of this
>>64453496
too much
>>64453520
Wont end 2-0 muggins.
>>64453473
>Mourinho can bring some stability to this club
Like he did at chelsea right?
>>64452754
The refball ended
inb4 Rooney hat trick
>>64453523
>>64453526
not enough test lads?
>>64453496
source on that ass
Stoke (A)
Norwich at (H)
Bournemouth (A)
West Ham (H)
Leicester (A)
>could have topped the table, or got close, with these simple-ish games
>end up getting 2 points from these fixtures
They've swapped Rppney for Martials position.
Yeah, Man Utd are fucked.
>>64453524
ADD THE ROO TO THE POO
Reminder that united fans are adamant that ashley young is good
>>64453507
REFBALL
HOLY SHIT
>>64453507
he must have been tempted to not let go
>>64453527
the sweat is on my friend I believe in Stoke parking the bus and giving utd a boring 2nd half
>>64453507
Imagine a world with out women or black people
What a glorious feel
FUCKING REFBALL, MARTIAL GETS NO CARD BUT BOJAN DOES
>>64453542
Literally worse than >moyes
Pathetic dive
>>64453542
Leicester is the only one that's justified
poor show
ACTIVATE THE REFBALL
>That Bojan yellow
REFFBALL
>>64453507
Wat de fug
CHEEKY REF CUNT GETTING PAID OFF BY MAN U'S MILLIONS
HAHA DOESN'T MATTER THEY'RE SO SHIT THEY COULDN'T BUY A WIN
>booking this and not martial which was much much worse
FELLAINI IS STILL ON THE PITCH
THINK ABOUT THAT
FFS
LOUIS FUCK OFF NOONE WANTS YOU HERE
Why don't they run
Martial
Depay Rooney Mata
???
Bojan KEKIC
BOOOOOOOOO
Can't even tell if it's the United fans pissed off or the Stoke fans
>book bojan
>dont book martial
bullshit reffing
bojan hattrick when?
>>64453528
I feel like there was more happening behind the scenes in terms of players rebelling. can't deny his first 2 seasons were pretty great. I'd still want him short term though
>>64453554
If anyone is going to do the boring, it'll be us m8. Don't take away what we have left.
he was trying to get up wtf
lol he fell and got back up right away he didnt even call for a pen
no worse than martial's
REFBALL
Fuck off back to leliga you diving shite
>>64453506
>why? what has he done besides winning with some of the greatest players of all time?
Barcelona were shit and in disarray when Guardiola took over, they had finished 3rd 18 points behind Real Madrid. Pep's first season they won the league by 9 points plus the Champions League.
>Kevin "not your" Friend
Why is this mongoloid still a ref
>>64453440
Congrats, lad. Got some more?
has van ginkel been playing all game?
>>64453571
with a schneiderlin - herrera midfield behind them
makes far too much sense
>be from stoke
life is good for us potters at the moment lads oatcakes WAHEY
OFFICIAL TURKEY SANDWICH ACCOUTREMENTS POWER RANKINGS
1. Bread sauce
-------Power Gap-------
2. Cranberry sauce
------Power Gap --------
9. Gravy
91. Mustard
901. Ketchup
9001. Stuffing
Is he, dare I say, finished?
>>64453577
aye sorry that what i meant. United play worse when a team parks the bus.
why is van gaal so thirsty he isn't even moving or speaking
>>64453591
What kinda place is Stoke anyways
how much did van laal hand to the ref at half time in a little brown envelope
guarantee that stoke get a red this half
>>64453592
fuck off you cunt
Lad on the radio keeps going on about this guy called voolshite
These three fucking cunts
>Trips and gets up immediately without any expectation of a penalty
>Carded for diving
What the fucking fuck? What kind of gay ass shit is this?
>>64453592
>no salad cream
>>64453585
yes she's my waifu after all
>sun has come out at Stoke
IT'S FUCKING OVER 3-2 CONFIRMED.
you simply don't get to spend what LVG has spent and hold *this* up as the product
>>64453592
>no semen
>>64453595
diabeetus
>>64453592
>no brown sauce
>>64453582
Yeah but come on, all he did was purge the team of players who messed up the Xavi-Iniesta-Messi core and cruised effortlessly to titles.
>>64453601
What does Giggs even do?
So LvG is guaranteed out correct?
Giggs always looks confused
Could Giggs take over on his own? Mourinho couldn't solve this
>>64453591
I didn't think they had the internet in Stoke
>>64453591
Wright's pies>>>>oatcakes
>>64453601
Leave Giggs alone ;_;
He dindu nuffin
>>64453601
me on the left
>>64453615
united are ran by morons so you never know
>>64453592
branston pickle desu
Shit I forgot about United playing now
>poonited
>>64453614
Just sits there looking bored - occasionally getting slapped by Van Laal
>>64453614
her hair is extremely fucking hot in these pictures, I want to cover it with my seed.
>>64453624
>shiggs
>>64453607
is stoke kinda like Isengard?
>>64453592
> Not just butter and bread
You fucking degenerate
>>64453614
shags his brother's wife all day and psychologically destroys young players with savage banter
>>64453624
he shagged his own sister
>>64453630
>are ran by morons
>>64453615
Rooney hattrick coming la
>>64453614
Wives and girlfriends
>>64453570
Mata a qt
No homo
Sliptony Martial
worst utd team ever
If you told me this would be some top European team's front 4 about three years ago I would have believed you.
>>64453630
>ran by morons
>club rakes in billions despite being utter shit
>>64453322
The worst header I've ever seen
>>64453614
the dog that is your mother.
tbqh he's either a cuck or he's just biding his time
>>64453440
>3DPD
>Waifu
Pick one and only 1
>>64453592
>Gravy
is there science as to why thick women make me want to go HAM?
Am I high test? How can you not go HAM
>>64453624
>He dindu nuffin
THAT'S THE PROBLEM888
>>64453613
the point is xavi-iniesta-messi weren't as good as they were until pep took over
>POONEY
What's with all the rubbish on the pitch?
Not such a premier league if you ask me desu senpai
>>64453654
Stoke are a top European team
>>64453597
a proper shit hole, poor as fuck but its my poor as fuck shit hole
>>64453620
we have been hijacking signals off cheshire
>>64453621
fuck off mar mate youve rate sneeped me there
>>64453647
Moderate kek
>>64453634
>LRL's brain suffering from alcohol abuse
united would've done better if they stayed with moyes desu
>>64453654
>implying it isn't true
remember when all the united fans were calling martial the new henry at the start of the season
aaaaaaaahahahahahaha
>>64453647
kek
>>64453638
Yes. Stoke don't lose when it's windy and rainy in Stoke, especially if it's a Tuesday or Monday night.
>>64453634
I approve of this pyramid.
>>64453654
>that Yugoslavian feel
>>64453661
You have small vrain
>>64453653
>What are the 80's
Leave top 4 to me
Rooney should stop being a gobshite cunt towards the ref, and maybe to the 10 men behind him doing fuck all.
>>64453654
>implying they aren't
Bojan = budget Messi
Astronautovic = budget Ibra
Affelay = budget Iniesta
Shaqiri = budget Valbuena
>>64453672
Soon he will start forgetting sp ;-;
>>64453675
not a utd fan but he will be a top player
>pooney wasting time chatting shit with ref
>>64453654
Mark Hughes greatest Man United product ever?
>>64453679
>anime
Fuck off
so are manure cunts ready to admit that lvg is actually worse than >moyes yet?
the competition was far weaker in van laal's first season and he was fortunate to even get 4th then
>>64453655
Being Jewish money vacuums and being able to run a winning football team are two different things
>>64453675
everybody was calling martial the new henry m8
good chance of rppney red card and this being his last game for united imo.
he can get paid even more and double team chink slags with sven in china
Remember when Mata was considered a top tier player?
>Juank Mata
Rqqney getting sent off would make this a perfect game senpais.
>>64453683
that man is like an eternal 16-18 year old
You are all sluts
>>64453681
Seems you do
>tfw my wife, her son and her ex have all gone to this game as manure fans and I have the house all to myself
>>64453685
Shaq is budget cut inside man
It's not even funny anymore
solid win against a mid-table team for stoke
>Man U and Liverpool falling apart like a dilapidated building
>>64453694
no u
>>64453695
I don't even care , iv never even felt a pair of tits :(
>>64453683
Confirmed for the united job then?
