Merry Christmas lads
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'appy christmas m8s
get fucked
>>64429953
>>64429991
merry CHRISTMAS? wtf kind of bigots are you lot?
what part of "there is no god but Allah and Mohammed (PBUH) was his messenger" leaves wiggle room for *christ*.* ???
seriously disappointed here /arse/ --- i thought we finally made some progress as a species to make sure that the world doesn't end within 25yrs cuz >MUH BIRTHRATES
i guess we might as well just pack it up and make no january signings and practice saying "welbeck returning will be like a new signing" because there is no hope for us.
aka what >>64430037 said.
>>64430037
>>64430044
let him be m8. he's our resident expert in "getting fucked" because he's gonna have to go to milton-keynes for his home games for a few years.
might as well call 'em the tottenham wanderers, eh?
>>64430041
leave it out m8
everyone else is out for xmas eve and I'm stuck the dregs of an arsenal discussion thread on 4chan
>>64430041
Jesus is a prophet in Islam you faguette
You scum bag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last
>>64430283
Have a m8 who works in social care show me a video of one of his patients trying to sing the song for a show, only he can't quite remember the words
>You scumbag
>You nigger
>You chimpanzee fucker
>mfw
>>64430378
Would be accurate enough if Shane himself gave it a go on stage I guess.
> monthly reminder that spurs will finally finish above arsenal because of based Pocchetino.
>>64430933
lel
>selling your best player to real mudrid
>mudrid sells ozil to >us
>arsenal finish above totnuts every season
>they spent 100M in shit players, one even got signed in china after spurs
kekitos
>>64431049
Paulinho's a loser desu.
Lads
>>64431580
How old is he there? 20/21 or so? He gives me hope i can be that beautiful when im close to 30 like le god himself
>>64431622
you can grow a foot by the time you're 30, I believe in you
>>64431653
>6'7
that just sounds awful desu
How does Giroud still manage to look so sexi in a christmas jumper /arse/?
>>64431697
nice try
>>64430037
I want to, I would let Jiroo make me his bitch desu.
Jiroo is so dreamy.
feliz navidad la's
Is this the season? Is it happening?
>>64432117
nah. lester is going to shock the world.
>>64432129
by finishing a dream 2nd and qualifying for the champions league
MERRY CHRISTMAS /arse/!!!
I hope you wonderful people all get what you want and spend a lovely day with your family/pets/4chan :3
Have a wonderful day!
1. Lester
2. Arsenal
3. City
4. Crystal Palace
>>64432217
>get what you want
How fucking old are you? Most people stop thinking about Christmas like this at 16.
>>64432235
W E W
E
W
actual list
1.Arsenal
2.Lester
3.Citeh
4.Man U
POWER GAP
20.Chel$hit
>>64432283
Yeah, maybe loners like you are like that
>tfw no qt arsenal gf for xmas
>>64432283
>being this lonely
Must feel bad desu
Also
Post >yfw this time next year Arsenal will be club world cup champions
>>64432301
>>64432330
>Thinking Christmas is about getting gifts off mummy and daddy
>Not appreciating it as time off work where you can relax with your family and reflect on another year in your life
I hope you enjoy spending your day online with your new Call of Duty game.
>>64430037
Whoa there, no need for rudeness during this festive time.
>>64431580
NINTENDO OUI!!!!! i am SO becoming a tranny and hanging out in high end liverpudlian hotens when arsenal comes into town because in the giroudian dialect of the french language there is no word for "no"
>all hail the HFB, the man who literally puts the arse in /arse/
you gotta love how when he gets legit fouled in a game his first concern is making sure that his hair is OK =D
>>64432741
which one of them bangs her? mr. "too cool for school" in the sunglasses? the disinterested drummer? or is that her friendzone and she comes/home to the BBC?
you just know she'd go for adebayor for the notch on her belt. he has bentleys and lambos and stuff; just imagine if he actually still played football! #Ledge
>>64432557
>tfw 24, alone and just bought myself a PS4 for christmas
>>64432808
m8, you should seriously be thankful that you're not in a miserable marriage where you already have a hyperactive/semi-autistic kid or two (being raised by tablets/internets) and a wife that you've genuinely grown to loathe, and thus you know if you eventually try to get out she's going to take over half of what you have now and then half of what you make PLUS child support.... and that's happening even if she goes off and gets a job where she makes more than you.
suffice to say if that happened to you then you'd WISH you could be able to be >24, alone, and having JUST bought yourself a PS4.
y-you know, just like if >we bought balotelli and >we had to offload him this season via a loan.
>>64431653
>>64431710
>>64432283
>replying to shitposting tripfags
>replying to chronic liars
>replying to people who don't know shit bout football
This faggot thinks that spending £60m on a player auto means he's amazing, GOAT. Yet 'free' players are shit, you know, like Campbell.
>>64432799
She deserves a hate fuck, preferably up the arse.
The bergkamp daughters are hot as fuck goddamn https://www.instagram.com/p/_r8WkSCsVQ/
>>64432919
wenger please win this bloke a title already
nah I know I'm lucky to have no responsibilities, was dangerously close at one point but was a massive pussy and here I am now
>>64432995
i think it's mr. "too cool for school" in the sunglasses there cuz if you notice his collar-line he seems to be wearing the same edition of spurs jersey as the FKW chick there...
semantically speaking, since a chick can't wank is she a FKW in the sense that she's a full kit whore? or do we go FKS for full kit slag? or how about PTW/PTS for pandering tryhard whore/slag? it's prolly just like a chick in a starwars shirt: wanting to be recognized for LOL SUCH A NERD xDDDDD by rocking some apparel that's meant to give her tremendous niche value to a certain fandom of boys?
>>64433044
>tfw your kid decided to become a wigger but the #1 thing he lifted from black culture is a raheem sterling hairstyle
seriously, it might be about time to get on that airplane, dennis.
>>64433112
>semantically speaking, since a chick can't wank
you what, you autistic faggot?
>>64433112
get out
>>64432944
I hope you have a good birthday too anon! I still think you are misinterpreting my view on the whole "more money = better player" thing, but I still hope you have a good day. Also I am sorry for my shitposting past but I've been trying to be better recently!
>>64432808
Play Bloodborne. A good Victorian era Christmas game.
>>64429974
>>64433336
BB is the reason I bought it. played the souls series to death and finally gave in on an exclusive
3 year contract with Arsenal as my Christmas present lads.
>tfw its Christmas, im alone, and theres no football on the tely
>>64433584
Come over amigo.
>>64433584
Rev up those Arsenal documentaries on youtube senpai
>>64433590
Is it nice to spend Christmas in the uk?
>>64433620
>tfw exhausted everything
>found myself watching tony adams giving a speech at a consultation seminar at 3 in the morning the other day
>>64433650
It's pretty cool but most people only 'celebrate' it to get presents. Hardly anyone actually does it for religious reasons.
>>64433620
It gets sad by the end of the 05-06 season
>>64433741
>most people only 'celebrate' it to get presents
That's not true of anyone over 17. It's about meeting up and arguing with extended family
>>64433140
chicks can wank? i thought that you had to grip something to be able to wank, >semantically speaking.
>>64433194
thanks for ruining my christmas dude. now you've caused me to go and start liking arsenal/related instagram posts to jinx >us for saturday. you could have prevented this!
>tfw the holidays are here and the walls are caving in on you and @southampton is next and you can't even fancy a fag in the shower this time around
fortunately >we are going to score 3-4 goals anyways, r-right?
>>64433741
Yeah, its the same in here, although people still pray and everything but i think they do it so they dont feel guilty and shit
>>64433764
>Not being in it for the presents and family time
>>64433793
To wank just means to masturbate. Though the visual hand gesture of wank or wanker typically refers to the penis.
merry christmas lads.
going to have bacon and eggs then see star wars and go shopping. back in time to get comfy and watch movies/shitpost here.
>>64433910
Merry Xmas Japan
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo btw
>>64433920
>weeaboos peadofiles in a nutshell
>>64433920
I knew that before anyone had even seen the movie.
Anime is for losers btw.
>>64433970
And you are not Japanese and you are living in a Xenophobic society that secretly hates you.
Stay free m8
>>64434001
they like white people. not muslims like you though.
brb gf says fry up is ready. enjoy your no gf, weeb :^)
>>64433920
>le ebin spoil Star Wars maymay
Spoiler: Your faggy cartoons aren't real, kys
>>64434046
>gf
>>64434057
Luke shows up at the end too m8
>>64434117
I've already seen it you weeb faggot.
can't we all just get along on the most festive time of year?
>>64434152
"No"
Also stop tripfagging, this isnt reddit
>>64434178
I'm afraid i'm part of the furniture by now my friend
>>64434217
>>64434117
>posting frogs and anime girls
>trying to spoil movies
>in an arsenal thread
>at 3am on xmas day
where did it all go so wrong?
>>64433741
>religious reasons
>>64434720
can you fuck off with this meme please?
>>64433920
thanks la, now i dont have to watch that piece of shit movie to talk with the normies about
how long until Christmas Day 2015, sponsored by Five Guys for yanks?
Creed only premiered here two days ago, just got back from watching it
Holyshit lads
I like it much better than the new Star Wars
>>64434720
looks like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNLs0D243ww
According my sources in Iraq, this goat is on trial with us in January
Tariq when?
>>64436014
>Tariqi Tariq
Sign him up toobh
>>64432741
let's not argue, i need sauce on this pronto
>>64435795
Hey m8 i have a question, are there any theaters in there that keep screening mizoguchi/kurosawa/ozu films?
>>64437259
Yes, there are some I think
I have only been in Tokyo, so places that I knew are National Film Center and Waseda Shochiku Theater
http://www.wasedashochiku.co.jp/en.html
>>64437296
Thanks m8y
>screening ugetsu and charulata
Based af desu
gotta admit dybala looks promising
would've been a good signing
>tfw on /sp/ at 8.30 christmas morning
>tfw lowest of the losers
>>64430006
Wenger, Giroud, ?, ?, Rosicky, Walcott, Ramsey
>>64437898
Why, it's just another fucking day just like the fucking rest
>>64437927
Chambers, Cech
Just guesses, drawings look shite
>>64437927
Wenger, Giroud, Debuchy, Koscielny, Gibbs, Ramsey
It lists the names out here.
http://tammypea.tumblr.com/
Remember when we had a drawfag from Kazakhstan? Good times.
>>64437968
He could draw better than that
morning lads, hope you had a great Christmas and lots of presents.
>>64437999
>tfw up all night and will sleep all day
Single adult life is weird
>>64438003
super comfy over here since family and friends are always coming over and we don't have to leave the house but I'm not used to eating so much every day, can barely move right now.
>>64436014
/iraq/ here. Humam Tariq is pretty good in that he brings a lot of energy, but to be honest he hasn't grown as much as I thought he would when watching him play in the youth team.
He has decent pace, a decent shot and some nice dribbling moments but he is really inconsistent. In some games he plays insanely well and produces multiple assists and goals, in others he is useless. Also his defensive abilities are sub par.
I'd rather have bought Ali Hisni Faisal, he is slightly older than Humam but is better at everything. We also have Ahmed Yasin who is imo the best player in the national team and is only 24 years old.
I've actually watched a lot of Udinese's game because of Ali Adnan. Honestly if they want some cheap and determined talents there is a decent amount in Iraq. Ali Faez, Ali Hisni, Bashar Resan, Abdul Qadir Tariq, Sherko Kareem and Dhurgham Ismail all has promise, but can't fulfill their potential in Iraq due to retarded fa and underdeveloped facilities.
Humam has promise and is still young, but I wouldn't consider him the top even in his position in Iraq.
Thanks for reading something probably no one gives a shit about and merry christmas.
and suddenly iranian ITK
Any rumours on Rugani, Neves or Carvalho?
>>64438058
Do we really need another Oxlade Chamberlain?
Also merry x mas friendo.
>>64438095
Obs, I forgot that this was the arsenal thread.
Humam really wouldn't add anything to Arsenal, the Iraqi players that could add anything are either of the left backs in Ali Adnan or Dhurgham Ismail.
>>64438136
Don't think any Iranian player is going to challenge for a starting spot at Arsenal right now
Gibbs is our backup and he's a current English international
>>64438069
>>64438166
He's talking about Iraqi players not Iranian ones.
>>64438166
You're completely right. I just named the best we got since someone named Humam Tariq who isn't even a starter at the NT.
also Iraq isn't Iran, please anon.
>>64438183
>>64438179
The way Iraq is looking, those guys will most likely be living in Iran soon anyway kek.
>>64438216
Anon please, it's Christmas. Be kind.
;_;
>>64438226
t. Allahberto Baramadan
>>64438237
really digging this meme
I hope everyone is wearing their Arsenal christmas jumper!
>>64438237
I really, really like this meme
>>64438058
>Iraq here
>Norway
it's like poetry
>>64438369
you are already suffering from the same fate Germany
>>64438508
Insh'allah
>>64433910
Are you getting KFC?
#Arsenal haven't won a Premier League game at Southampton since Dec 2003 (1-0, Pires).
>>64437973
Do you have any of it saved?
>>64437118
It's terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_m_QgHs4oY
>>64438854
That date makes it sound like there has been many games since then, but there has only been 4 away games with 3 being draws.
>>64439096
That's 12 seasons ago
How come there were only 4 away games?
>>64439158
S'hampton got relegated and only came back a couple of seasons ago.
>>64439158
Why'd you think m8.
Liverpool are really just a horrible club.
>>64439176
>you now remember walcott's skulky brace against them 2 contracts ago
christ, where does the time go
>>64429953
>People standing with their phones right in his face
Stay classy Britland Isles
>>64433620
links
https://twitter.com/jamie_murray/status/680365826520821760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
based tbqhwymf
>>64439493
Of course those fucking Murray cunts love the 2 shittest teams in the premiership
>Arsenal full-back Calum Chambers, 20, is heading back to Southampton on loan - 17 months after joining the Gunners from the Saints for £16m. (Sun)
Not with Debuchy as backup Tbh
who /Danilo/ here?
>>64439612
considering how much he cost, is chambers wenger's worst signing ever?
>>64439596
It's well known that England's brave Andy Murray loves the Arsenal. He's also a Hibernian fan.
>>64439678
Come back in about 6 years and I'll let you know.
>>64439678
Not when he becomes the next big DM
Wenger Knows
>Elneny
Literally who?
who's this swiss fag we're signing?
>>64439750
Oh hes egyptian gross. Afcon can suck a dick
>>64439736
wew
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/4211/mohamed-elneny/
>>64439722
kek.
>>64439722
>>64439880
what a boring person
>>64439880
>not wearing his arsenal christmas clothes
>lelneny done
is he any good?
>>64439901
For you.
>>64439994
He looks like he needs a carer in that picture
>>64439722
Why is an Irish man bandwagoning a London club? At least I can say it is because Osbina is on the bench, although I have been a supporter since 2003 2bh
>>64440458
Arsenal has the most aesthetic players and style of play
>>64439969
no one really knows but Swiss bro said he is at least decent when it comes to passing and positioning, plus he apparently is running a lot.
>>64439612
Not a bad move desu. He isn't really doing anything here other than being a backup for the backups because the DM experiment never survived for more than 10-15mins at a time.
You figure he has to play to get better and he'll have a better chance of playing @ Southampton (tho idk their RB/CB situation)
>you now remember Adrian Durham on talksport during Chambers' first month asking how can you possibly start Mertesacker over Chambers.
Good times, good times indeed. That's why my 14-15 kit is Chambers/21
Ox and Chambers need to stay just to run the snapchat
>>64440608
both need a loan and Ox needs to stay injury free.
Merry Christmas /arse/
I don't want to feel hopeful, lads
>>64439678
Welbeck
>>64440810
>(you)
"like i've said the past 5 years, arsenal can win the league this season"
this is our year
>>64432741
In the butt wearing shades and a Pires kit on.
M8s I forgot the Christmas Turkey.
>>64440688
I hate watching him push Ramsey out the middle, but i love cazorshit for everything else, why couldn't he be strong enough to be our little veratti
time for a few classic feels lads
https://vimeo.com/69360936
>>64441085
>starting with the cl final
>>64441164
This. Didn't even watch the video that game brings back too many feels
So our Portuguese scout just confirmed that we want Danilo Pereira!
BIG BLACK DM CONFIRMED!!!!!
>>64441286
literally who
>>64441286
Elmeme and now Danilo Memeira.
Please stop with the literally whos.
>>64441286
Can u validate your claims?
>>64441297
>>64441376
>>64441359
http://theshortfuse.sbnation.com/2015/12/25/10665468/report-arsenal-interested-in-danilo-pereira
(the tweets)
>>64441378
on loan?
>>64441359
nobody cares about some shitty manlet egyptian, danilo and neves unironically cucked chelshit
>>64441393
for keeps
>>64441378
Interesting how much is he valued at?
>>64441393
Loan with option to buy would be nice 2bh
>>64441412
40m euro is his release clause but i'd imagine he'll go for 20-25m
>>64441378
>wanting a shit version of big willie carvalho
fucking wenger needs to go so we can hire goat talent evaluators like Bayern's
>>64441425
>Wenger signing a player for 20 million ++ in January
doubt.exe
>>64441446
>implying it won't be like the Gabby P signing
Wenger signs the low key GOATS not the big names that are overpriced
On the news they showed the cyclone in America
And they showed some governor giving a speech
And all I could think was
This guy's sounds fucking dumb as hell because of his accent
Then I realised that millions of people sound just like him
That made me laugh
>>64441378
>>64441286
>mfw he's preparing us for double DM deployment with ramsey in a 4-3-3 for maximum steel in the midfield
>>64441477
>40m on fake willie
>real thing costs 32m
I never heard of this hack aside from him clattering a bunch of chelshit players
to win the league this time wenger has deviced a plan to buy world clas cdm Kim Källström.
>mfw le pen gets in charge of france and launches wenger to the moon
>>64441378
I don't want some chimp looking mong in my club when we could have a good, loyal egyptian god card placed as our DM
Lads
>>64441558
At least he isn't muslim.
>>64441558
Americans everybody.
>>64441812
>>64441828
>>64441880
Muslims are wonderful, hardworking people, compared to this fucking bald chimp mptherfucker
Does Danilo want a banana? thats what his fucking face looks like. OOH OOH OOOH
>>64441903
>>64441941
>t.Ahmed Muhhamed
>>64441966
>>64441941
pls no racism and graphics taken out of context pls
making me embarrassed to be in same country as you
>>64441980
>>64441941
>Muslims are wonderful
>>64442004
Mesut is wonderful and hardworking
>>64441980
Cuck
>>64442033
>thinking Mesut is actually muslim
Wew. He has tattoos and drinks he probably also eats pork
>>64442046
redneck
>>64442052
not to mention Sergio Ramos
Ex-Arsenal player & now the club's Portugal scout, Luís Boa Morte, has confirmed the interest in Porto midfielder Danilo Pereira to O Jogo.
"I've watched Danilo since he was 15/16 years at Benfica. His development has been impressive, but I wasn't surprised by it."
"Danilo plays with a lot of confidence. Now he uses both feet, he shots more & make long-range passes. He's 24 & on the rise."
"Danilo plays with a lot of confidence. Now he uses both feet, he shots more & make long-range passes. He's 24 & on the rise."
"It's not just the length of Danilo's passes that has improved, but also the quality. He has grown game by game."
Boa Morte on comparisons with Patrick Vieira: "I've heard comparisons with many names.... Danilo has his own style and character."
"Danilo has quality for a different challenge, he just need to be given the opportunity. Things are already easy for him at FCP."
Danilo Pereira is quite similar to William Carvalho in terms of player style, strength & reading of the game. William a better passer, but it doesn't mean Danilo can't handle the ball. Danilo quicker than William, but they both cover a lot of ground.Compared to Rúben Neves, Danilo is better defensively, but Neves is more complete and has developed into more of a central midfielder.Danilo's €40m release clause is probably negotiable, which makes him cheaper than Neves/WC. FCP certainly reluctant to sell him in January.
#WelcomeDanilo
>>64442104
Why is his mouth so sall?
>>64442261
His dad was argentinian
>>64442104
unless Wenger throws silly money at jewporto nothing will happen, that Agyptian fella from Basel is indefinitely more likely to happen.
Daniayylmao
>>64442297
>thinking Egyptians can hack it in England
>>64442301
ayy lmao
All I want for Christmas is a consistent striker
>>64442334
never said that but then again what is more likely, some random dude from Basel who apparently is decent but not that good to fill the quota until Coq is healthy again for a cut price of 5-6 million or someone who allegedly is a bigger talent and plays for Porto who have a massive history of selling players for big money.
>>64442398
It would be so Wenger to cheap out on someone good and they bitch about it 3 years later when they're at City or Chelsea
looked up some youtube highlights on this danilo guy and i gotta say it's not impressive, especially considering how shit everyone around him seemed
>>64442596
They don't make videos for Portobabby DMs especially when he just got there this summer
http://www.elgraficochile.cl/arsenal-buscaria-fichar-a-joven-promesa-de-barcelona/prontus_elgrafico/2015-12-25/170958.html
samper in the bag
>>64439044
i watched 2:30 of this shit just to see the part with the ass. christmas ruined tbqhwyf
>>64440458
Why does anyone support or bandwagon the Arsenal? Because it's the right and just thing to do.
>>64442904
You mean you watched it all with the sound on?
>>64442924
It is right and just
>>64442947
yes. god forgive me
>>64441085
this is still the GOAT video on vimeo, no questions asked
>>64441085
I've always liked this one from around the time /arse/ started desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ-kf1d9-qI
>>64441489
This is the lineup for next season 2bh
so has everybody here trained their family to get them appropriate christmas gifts when they feel the need to do something more "personal" than cash?
they also ponied up a similar knit cap with the badge, and then some nice-looking-puma-shirt (as opposed to just going out and getting the 15-16 coquelin road kit all by itself)
i'm just glad that they managed to not get me any tacky headwear cuz holy shit a lot of arsenal knit caps are awful.
>>64443173
i wanted the arse snapback
>>64443147
Manlet football club
>>64442104
>Danilo Pereira is quite similar to William Carvalho in terms of player style, strength
>strength
>65kg
sure
>>64443147
>not a single backup defender
>>64443197
is the "snapback" the multi-size cap where they have those little plastic pegs you snap into holes to size the cap?
this one has velcro back there....normally i'm a mark for fitted caps, but this one works for what it is (embroidered badge ftw)
>>64443256
>tfw no Big Willie
Can someone explain to me why the Premier League fixtures aren't following a linear pattern? Arsenal is playing Bournemouth and Southampton twice in two months instead of the back end of the second leg.
>>64443362
because the English FA is retarded
>>64443342
>tfw no big Willie in the arse
>>64443362
Hasn't it always been like that?
>>64443391
No the fixtures are all over the place
>>64443362
I have no idea. We've just played Man City and we next play them in May for the 37th game.
>>64443327
this one
>>64443405
That would be the correct way to do it, but playing Southampton and Bournemouth now and then again in February is weird.
what does /arse/ think of my flag?
>steam ded
>Soton tomorrow
>no rotation
>another game against lower table side on Monday
god damn
>>64443642
Grandpa!
>>64443642
it's missing something
>>64443391
Nice double entendre Canada
>Giroud spending Christmas with a fan
How can one man be so based?
>>64443849
who's that sexy power bottom on the right?
Lads.
>>64444201
me on the left
Merry Christmas Arse
and to our British friends, seasons greetings.
i always rated it tho
Boxing day in the bag lads.
>>64445194
Cohesion is needed if you are to be successful and especially if you want to win the league.
>“Today’s society always wants something new,” he said. “We have news every half an hour, or every minute. You need to announce something new.
>“But let's not forget that football is as well about cohesion, about stability and that goes a little bit against the demand of what people want. But I still think success is linked with talent and cohesion.
>“Cohesion is an under-rated factor now in our society because there is always a demand for something new. It's more difficult because people are better informed today. They know more straight away.
>"When a team loses a game, everybody has an opinion and the environment is more destabilising than it was ever before, so maybe inside the clubs this kind of cohesion becomes more important, and resistance to that destabilising factor becomes more important.
>“If you look at our record we are more consistent with our results. I looked yesterday and someone made the table in 2015 and we are quite ahead of everyone else in 2015. The consistency has been quite good."
Millennials btfo
>>64446096
>I looked yesterday and someone made the table in 2015 and we are quite ahead of everyone else in 2015.
How many times has this actually happened though. Still feel that this year is our year tho la'
Lads
Just heard about a couple of cheeky #signings lads.
>tfw Ôzil doesn't have a chant
Y is this allowed