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No more racism from americans please
Nordics are unfunny fucking faggots edition
Merry Christmas
>>64429611
I will
>americans being racist
not too surprising desu
>>64429606
>>I bet your favorite fighter is McGregor
You can't make up gold like this!
>>64429606
>Sweden
>>64429626
>I bet your favorite fighter is McGregor
What did he mean by this?
The spiciest of bangers
>>64429645
>packersmma
this is cancer
>>64429645
Todd Duffee is like the ultimate heem or be heemed fighter
Ever seen Never Back Down 2? His acting was hilariously bad in it.
would you have won a fight for your life /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKDRgtQDQ-A
lads, it's weird but there seems to be a lot more Frankie Edgar fans around lately
and not so many Aldo or Full Camp Mendes fans
what do you attribute this phenomenon to?
>my nipples are ferocious
-Joe Rogan
>>64429597
Good OP, OP
I bet your favorite fighter is Conor
>>64429645
Ronda put him in an armbar while he slept
>>64429645
Please tell me this isn't true. I wanted to see Mitrione avenge Schaub or get BTFO trying more than anything else coming up.
>>64429697
It's actually Dave Bautista
>>64429697
What's your country good at?!
>>64429645
Did he get injured having too much sex with Ronda?
Post your favourite quotes from fighters. Mine:
"He's STILL my boy!" ~Ryan Bader
>>64429709
Being a super power. What about yours?
>>64429727
Being a humanitarian super power
>>64429735
>>64429707
>Batista was expected to make his MMA debut against Rashid Evans (not Rashad Evans) on October 6, 2012 at Classic Entertainment and Sports: Real Pain in Providence, Rhode Island.[148] However, on October 1, 2012, it was announced that Evans was forced out of the bout after a probation violation landed him back in jail. With Batista's MMA debut still on for the event, Evans was replaced by journeyman and 40-fight veteran Vince Lucero. Batista would go on to win the fight by TKO at 4:05 in the first round
lmao
>>64429787
BASED BIG DAVE
I am guessing your most liked martial artist is McGregor
>>64429697
I have several favorite fighters. MMA is so awesome I can't pick one. But some of my favorites in now order
>Josh Samman (very funny writer and good looking)
>Sage Northcutt (in my three years of watching MMA I've never been impressed by anyone as much as Sage)
>Conor McGregor
>Matt Hughes
>Caol Uno
>Diego Sanchez
>CM Punk (will always have a soft spot for him for the ROH and WWE days)
>Overeem
>Iceman Chuck
>Wanderlei Silva
>Ronda Rousey
>>64429808
It's actually Dave Bautista
Fact: Jon Jones is the greatest fighter in history.
>>64429808
lol
>>64429808
What is thou country known for?
>>64429817
>Batista was expected to make his MMA debut against Rashid Evans (not Rashad Evans) on October 6, 2012 at Classic Entertainment and Sports: Real Pain in Providence, Rhode Island.[148] However, on October 1, 2012, it was announced that Evans was forced out of the bout after a probation violation landed him back in jail. With Batista's MMA debut still on for the event, Evans was replaced by journeyman and 40-fight veteran Vince Lucero. Batista would go on to win the fight by TKO at 4:05 in the first round
lmao
>>64429819
It's actually Dave Bautista
>>64429827
Somali immigrants
>>64429819
It's going to be real weird when his time actually comes and he loses like three times in a row. It's sad because there'll be a lot of people that said he was never good in the first place.
>>64429671
lad I've always liked Edgar as has most people besides >le can't finish casuals.
If someone were to ask me to make an educated guess as to which UFC fighter you enjoyed the most I would have to say it was the current featherweight champion.
>>64429853
It's actually Dave Bautista
>>64429853
I'm enjoying the ride baby
>>64429671
I know right? It's weird that the Irish have actually stuck around on /heem/ for once lately too!
>>64429857
>Batista was expected to make his MMA debut against Rashid Evans (not Rashad Evans) on October 6, 2012 at Classic Entertainment and Sports: Real Pain in Providence, Rhode Island.[148] However, on October 1, 2012, it was announced that Evans was forced out of the bout after a probation violation landed him back in jail. With Batista's MMA debut still on for the event, Evans was replaced by journeyman and 40-fight veteran Vince Lucero. Batista would go on to win the fight by TKO at 4:05 in the first round
lmao
Le give it up and stop bantering guys because your favorite fighter is Conor
>>64429870
It's actually Dave Bautista
I bet I could McGregor you down pussy
>>64429870
I'm going out with friends, I'll be back in a few hours and if you've stopped memeing I'll be very disappointed anon
>You Americans have absolutely no banter, GIVE UP ALREADY
>Okay
>I bet your favorite fighter is Conor!
I bet your favorite takeout is literally pussy
>Dana announces Anderson Silva vs. Michael Bisping
>/heem/ is in full meme mode
It really is Christmas
>>64429883
Where's my invite?
>>64429901
You're not invited you goof
I bet your favourite fighter is Mcgregor
Merry Christmas /heem/
From /tv/
What the fuck is a heem?
>>64429900
Oh man Bisping's got to be sick of fighting roidmonkeys
>>64429917
Homo-Erotic Entertainment Memes
>>64429916
>the main page will never consist 90% of le cia memes again
what happend
>>64429914
lol did you make this?
>>64429917
height endowed european males
HE IS STILL MY FAVORITE FIGHTER
Merry Christmas, or whatever doesn't offend you, to all of you, and may your teams be triumphant unless they play my team.
>lanklets will never know the pleasure of meeting a girl who is bigger than them
top laff lads
>>64429916
>From /reddit/
ftfy
What's this whole "mcgregor is your favorite fighter" meme from
>>64429951
Oops, wrong thread, you guys prolly don't have teams, even. But be Merry anyway...
>>64429965
>Sweden: Wow Americans have horrible banter
>Okay
>Sweden: I bet your favorite fighter is Conor
>????
>>64429671
I like Aldo and McGoober but it's pretty obvious why there's less Aldo posting now. He just lost the belt, he's not doing anything anymore. It'd be pointless to just start piping up "ALDO WILL KEEL HIM" when he's literally doing nothing at the moment.
>You now remember Chael "I cant let you get close" Sonnen.
>>64429966
there is just one team here
>>64429724
NO FORGAY JESUS PEOPLE
>>64429983
>le only relevant when he opens his mouth wrestlefucker man
Can't stand him these days
>>64429983
>forgetting about Chael "GOAT" Sonnen
https://youtu.be/VAPjzZmLuhU?t=9m27s
>>64429787
It wasn't even a very convincing fight desu
How come Dana didn't sign Batista though? You'd think following Lesnar he'd want more of that mandrama draw
>>64429984
HE'S STILL MY BOY
>>64430010
Batista's no Lesnar though, he'd have gotten straight up embarrassed in the Octagon. I think Strikeforce were trying to sign him though.
>>64429983
I can't let you be my favorite fighter
>>64430023
stop, stop
>>64430010
Batista wasn't that good and he's old as balls, and the guy he fought was terribly out of shape and overweight.
>>64429916
literally reddit: the christmas card
Why does my Joannafu have so little presents and such a small tree?
Come to my house Joanna my tree is twelve feet tall and I've spent over $5k on gifts for everyone, we can make sweet love by the fire and I will give you all the presents I bought for my gf. Also I can heem everyone ITT.
Why the fuck is bisping not fighting Gegard anymore to fight Anderson silva. Why does the UFC bend over backwards for that faggot bisping that talks so much shit and always gets BTFO fighting top 10. Do they just feel sorry for him because he brings people from UK and just always comes up short. Who else agrees this faggot doesn't deserve to fight silva
>>64430038
>go on /tv/
>"You're reddit! I'm reddit! It's reddit! That's reddit! Go back to reddit! Stay on reddit! I read it on reddit!"
Probably the worst board on 4chan
>>64429917
What I'm about to do to you if you don't watch yourself
>>64429597
>>64429693
literally perfect
>>64430057
for you
>>64430017
>>64430031
Did he even have to be good? With the right hype he'd draw some of the mandrama fans and other casuals. Fair enough he might get embarrassed and quit after his first fight but it'd make the money
I mean, he has just signed a guy with no MMA record at all n CM Punk
I want to smell your favorite fighter
>>64430065
He was doing movies then.
>>64430047
Idk man I think that's an interesting fight and it's got the Bisping fighting another steroid cheat and Anderson's return and BRs off their secret sauce angles going on
Where's that brit who said he slept with Joanna in uni? I wanna read your wishful thinking again.
>>64430047
Bisping is more accomplished than any Australian fighter is or probably will ever be
My favorite fighter is Aldo, he will be back.
>>64430042
I don't think she's one for extravagance, she said she could buy anything she wants though but I guess she just doesn't
She's into her shoes though
>>64430065
I don't know, I think Batista stopped of his own volition after the one fight anyways. Said that he tried it, proved something to himself and that's all he wanted really.
Batista probably would be a big deal in UFC but it'd all fall apart when he got tooled the first time. At least Brock was murdering Frank Mir but then there was a controversial standup and he got caught.
>>64430103
"no"
>>64430042
You're a weirdo.
>>64429053
>imblyign I won't jump the border just to vote for him then happily get deported
Step it up senpai
>>64430105
Batista could beat any Australian UFC fighter ever if you really think about it
>>64429597
It's over Joanna. Your gift was that decision.
>>64430135
Idk m80 I reckon Ben Nguyen might put a number on him
>>64430145
Born in U.S. Just like Mel Gubson, Nicole Kidman and most notable Australian
>Australians try to claim NZ fighters
>>64430120
I DONT CARE, HE IS STILL MY BOY
>>64430110
Who /syrupandSanta/ tonight?
>tfw you grippin and sippin and your grandma is like lemme get some of that grape soda and you gotta put that bitch down
RIP in peace Grandma.
>>64430172
Mark Hominick losing to Jose Aldo is the quentisential canadian fight
>>64430177
>he posted it again
>>64430165
still reckon Ben Nguyen might put a number on him
>>64429984
;-;
>>64430184
He's 46.
>>64430183
Syrup is the heem drink of choice, you some sort of non sipping fuccboi drinking kale shakes and shit?
>>64430188
>Australian fight IQ
Surprising
>>64430195
Kale shakes are delicious
>>64430202
Ben 10's asian
He's probably the master of fight IQ, he probably analyses the physics of every punch and takedown he attempts
>>64430222
Some black guy's house.
>>64430215
Asian champs:0
Australians in top ten:1*
>>64430232
Oh man even in Pride they only had the one gook champion, and he lost in one of their non-title fights against people meant to be total cans
>>64430245
Rulon Gardner, best American ever, destroyed Japan's best fighter
>>64430251
>Sucksuraba fought Wanderlei FOUR (4) times and got heemed or horrifically injured every time
>>64430265
Huh turns out it was only three times but still
>>64429645
Everyone's fucking injured.
Hard to get excited about fights anymore.
>>64430245
To this day Gomi still can't grapple
>>64430222
Her mom doesn't really look all that Mexican.
How do you increase your head size?
>>64430308
nosedive in de bunda 3x per day
>>64430308
hemmoroids
>>64430308
Onnit AlphaBrain™
>>64430316
how often do you guys think he cum in her tits?
>>64430308
EIRE
>tfw I've incorporated lad into my every day vocabulary because of heem
>>64430357
sad
>>64430363
Why?
>>64430357
disgusting
>>64430357
lol you bender
>>64430357
Holy fuck you are an A-grade sadcase
>>64430357
F U L L K I T
W
A
N
K
A
>>64430357
>not mailing a friend a letter that says nothing but "the game"
>>64430387
Fwanka?
Have you ever seen someone wearing a fightkit?
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1RjLQGp8Qc
UK's strongest man (which is not saying much desu) sparring with 140lb boxer
>>64430401
yeah I know I saw it on reddit aswell
HEY
MEESA MACGREGGO IF YOU WANNA COME TO LIGHT DIVISION THIS MY DIVISION MAN
IS BEDDA STAY ON FODDAWEIGHT DIVISION
>>64429597
I love Anderson Silva as much as the next guy, but am I the only one who thinks he should just retire at this point? He showed that he couldn't take the same amount of punishment typical of his career after the 1st Weidman fight. Against Diaz he was apprehensive and unwilling to commit, so how is he going to do any better against Bisping?
>>64430408
I saw it on the UG.
What went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa0j8j3fVII
>>64430421
I was just kidding, I saw it somewhere else aswell
>Redban: Have you ever dressed up as a woman Joe?
>Joe: Oh yeah a couple times
not making this up
>>64430401
fat guy would have rekt him if they were allowed to wrestle
>>64430439
happening now http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
Joe just had a full confessional admitting that he has dressed up as a woman many times and lets his daughters dress him up all the time
>>64430434
Nothing. He's a good family man.
>>64430411
go to bed
>>64430474
your mind on Alpha Brian®
>>64430357
Don't worry lad I have too
>>64430439
ffs Joe
>>64430400
lel even in the crowd shots for UFC events you only see one or two people wearing them
>>64430456
>>64430474
This fag just needs to come out of the closet already.
>>64430476
Reminder that if the country you live in hasn't had an undisputed UFC champion for at least 13 days it's irrelevant
Where were you when wrestling was confirmed a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zSY1Kao6-w
>>64430434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGzRzD1qF8
his rap career took off
>>64430439
>>64430474
Am I the only one here who's done it as well?
>that feel when you first discover how soft and comfortable women's clothes are
We're really getting gypped lads
RIP Bisbong
>>64430539
soon
>>64430397
I bet you like Conor
>Joe Rogan admits to dressing up as a woman
How is this surprising when he said he'd rather take another man's cum on his face rather than get punched.
/heem/ is the best board tbhonest
I bet McGregor is your favorite fighter
>>64429724
nice paint skills
>>64430594
I'd spit in your face
>>64430586
/heem/ is love
/heem/ is life
>>64430594
too forced
>>64430571
>forgetting pic related
>>64430623
so comfy, merry Christmas burger.
>>64430594
I can't let you be my favorite fighter
>>64430539
thank you Croatia's own Joanna Jedržejček
>>64430637
Do you really think I'm just going to sit there and let you be my favourite fighter?
>>64430624
It was the literally the dumbest, unfunniest, least clever thing coming from a person that was saying Americans had shit banter
>>64430571
https://youtu.be/nj4jq0DmHog
https://youtu.be/nj4jq0DmHog
https://youtu.be/nj4jq0DmHog
>>64430656
It's shit banter but you've been so affected by it that you've been forcing it all day in hopes of turning it into a meme?
Jesus Christ
What did you ask Santa for?
>>64430635
Merry Christmas Canabro, have a good one
>>64430659
Rogan Watch is the funniest shit
>>64430645
I would literally be your favorite fighter. Literally. No I don't mean just a fighter you'd like, literally be your favorite fighter.
>>64430673
A new predictionbro.
Was 2015 a good year for first-round, first minute heems?
>>64429599
>>64429599
take a wild guess
That cut-off on JRE tho
imagine fighting on the jan 2 card. you couldn't gorge yourself on bad foods because you've got to make weight
>>64430556
Based Bisbong, he doesnt afraid of anything even tho he will get permaheemed.
>>64430737
It will be a boring decision.
>>64430752
100% of all muslims in the world are terrorists
>>64430673
a gtx 970
>>64430752
Reported to the FBI. Enjoy your drone strike, Muhammad.
>>64430556
>>64430737
>>64430742
You guys reckon he'll be booed in London against Bisping after the steroid thing?
>>64430672
I bet you like Conor
>>64430775
No I imagine everyone would like to see Bisping getting punched in the head
>>64430752
US cherrypicks like crazy, you take the good ones and Sweden lets in everyone.
>>64430775
Yes. Bongs are that petty.
>>64430775
He'll be booed for having all his teeth
>>64430795
you literally have no idea what you're talking about
>>64430411
Jar-Jar?
>>64430795
lets everyone in*
>>64430742
If Andy can't finish Bisping he's done.
If Bisping wins he gets a title shot.
>>64430775
He sure will.
>>64430806
It's funny to hear what foreigners think America is
Also Swedish champs:zero
>>64430806
Alright, inform me about how easy it is to get US greencard
>>64430673
Two bottles of Pappy Van Winkle, a new set of golf clubs, and a pair of 1000 mile boots. I know I got it all too because when my parents showed up my dad just threw the gifts under my tree and lets just say he's shit at wrapping things.
>>64430820
>If Bisping wins he gets a title shot.
How does he get to leap frog Weidman, Jacare, Romero, Vitor by beating a 39 year old man?
>>64430820
>If Bisping wins he gets a title shot.
Fuggen doubt he's leapfrogging Yoel despite his awful win when he's lost to the champ already
>It's yet another "Bisping fights a proven steroid cheat" episode
>>64430859
>mfw he doesn't die in the cage this time
all set for tomorrow lads haha
Speaking of roid monkeys, what do you guys think about Rory fighting Hector Lombard?
![Dj7bu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PDnx8hH.jpg "Dj7bu[1].jpg")
>>64430859
>It's another Bisping gets punched so hard he loses an eye episode
>>64430893
Deflated shitty Aussie vs used up pillow puncher
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6357228
http://strawpoll.me/6357228
http://strawpoll.me/6357228
>>64430849
>>64430848
He sure will lads, he's a company man through and through. Both Cuckhold and Weedman talked mad shit about him.
Besides, that fight would probably be after Yoel gets his shot or whoever next in line is.
>>64430889
>Two shelves full of piss water.
Fucks sake.
>>64430769
Shoulda went for the R9 390x tbhonest fäm
>>64430539
>brought to you by Canada, a country with exactly 1 (one) champion in the history of the sport
>>64430935
That costs atleast 100 euros more
>>64430889
Do you have anything that'll actually get you drunk?
>Two shelves full of piss water.
>Fucks sake.
>>64430795
the only good muslim is a dead one
>>64430904
>used up
This is precisely what I'm worried about. That Robbie fight is exactly the kind of fight that puts miles on dudes, I'm worried how it'll have affected his preformance. What if this is going to be to him as Stipe was to JDS?
>>64430914
He's not getting a title shot for beating Anderson. That's wishful thinking at best.
>>64430935
>over a hundred dollars more
>vastly hotter
>>64430983
>as Stipe was to JDS
I think that might have been Cain fucking mauling twice in a row dude
Stipe fight couldn't have been good either though
>>64430889
>haha
haha
>>64430951
>1 (one)
>>64430415
There's a bunch of older guys who are just going to get punched for cash for a while until the UFC stops giving them fights. We're seeing a lot of guys not coping well with the IV ban and steroid tests well.
>>64431007
>8 GB vs 3.5 GB
you can't even play GTA V with less than 6 GB
>>64430958
I was talking about the 970 4gb, which is like barely cheaper than the 390x 8gb
>>64431009
I meant more in the sense that we really start seeing the miles put on him; Robbie put Rory through the wringer and I think it'll show in his performance.
Of course, what was damaged was mostly his nose, so it's entirely possible his chin's still there and he's just going to get right back to it. I just don't wanna see Rory struggle.
>>64430983
Rory never hit hard and got put away by condit and Robbie already he's long since peaked
They just try to manufacture this "GSP protege" angle but it doesn't work
>>64431031
No the 390x costs 100 euros more than the 970.
Atleast in Sweden. Maybe you are refering to just 390 card?
>>64430889
if you were my son and I saw that I would beat you.
Except for the Heineken and Canadian I don't know.
>>64431018
Wasn't he from some freaky set of islands somewhere though? I think he only resided in Canada
What's the most exciting/competitive Khabib UFC fight?
>tfw I've incorporated "sir" into my every day vocabulary because of heem
>if you were my son and I saw that I would beat you.
>>64431066
yes
>>64431028
>8GB
There are exceedingly few games that will come close to using all of that. With that logic just got for a GTX 980ti because hurr durr that has more VRAM than either of the 2 cards
>You can't even play GTA V with less than 6 GB
I have an Intel i7 4790k and a GTX 970 and I've never had issues running GTA 5
>>64431066
His destruction of RDA.
>>64431059
nope, thats crazy, in norway the 970 4gb is only about 30 euros cheaper than the 390x 8gb
the black friday sale fucked me though and put the 970 on sale but not the 390 so I had to stick with Nvidia even though I didnt want to
>>64431077
Not bad for scum
>>64431077
>tfw I used 'cuck' at the dinner table and had to explain to my family what it was because of heem
>>64431028
literally opened GTA V right now and with maxed everything the shit isn't even nearing 3 gb
are you on drugs lad?
>>64430357
>Lad
>Not goof
I hope your friends shun you
>>64431109
In Sweden the cheapest gtx 970 goes for 3100 kr.
The cheapest 390x goes for 4100 kr
>>64431066
kek
What was he talking about?
