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News:
Anderson Silva Vs Michael Bisping
>https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/680085397997793281
Upcoming MMA Events:
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No more racism from americans please
Nordics are unfunny fucking faggots edition
Merry Christmas
>>64429611
I will
>americans being racist
not too surprising desu
>>64429606
>>I bet your favorite fighter is McGregor
You can't make up gold like this!
>>64429606
>Sweden
>>64429626
>I bet your favorite fighter is McGregor
What did he mean by this?
The spiciest of bangers
>>64429645
>packersmma
this is cancer
>>64429645
Todd Duffee is like the ultimate heem or be heemed fighter
Ever seen Never Back Down 2? His acting was hilariously bad in it.
would you have won a fight for your life /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKDRgtQDQ-A
lads, it's weird but there seems to be a lot more Frankie Edgar fans around lately
and not so many Aldo or Full Camp Mendes fans
what do you attribute this phenomenon to?
>my nipples are ferocious
-Joe Rogan
>>64429597
Good OP, OP
I bet your favorite fighter is Conor
>>64429645
Ronda put him in an armbar while he slept
>>64429645
Please tell me this isn't true. I wanted to see Mitrione avenge Schaub or get BTFO trying more than anything else coming up.
>>64429697
It's actually Dave Bautista
>>64429697
What's your country good at?!
>>64429645
Did he get injured having too much sex with Ronda?
Post your favourite quotes from fighters. Mine:
"He's STILL my boy!" ~Ryan Bader
>>64429709
Being a super power. What about yours?
>>64429727
Being a humanitarian super power
>>64429707
>Batista was expected to make his MMA debut against Rashid Evans (not Rashad Evans) on October 6, 2012 at Classic Entertainment and Sports: Real Pain in Providence, Rhode Island.[148] However, on October 1, 2012, it was announced that Evans was forced out of the bout after a probation violation landed him back in jail. With Batista's MMA debut still on for the event, Evans was replaced by journeyman and 40-fight veteran Vince Lucero. Batista would go on to win the fight by TKO at 4:05 in the first round
lmao
>>64429787
BASED BIG DAVE
I am guessing your most liked martial artist is McGregor
>>64429697
I have several favorite fighters. MMA is so awesome I can't pick one. But some of my favorites in now order
>Josh Samman (very funny writer and good looking)
>Sage Northcutt (in my three years of watching MMA I've never been impressed by anyone as much as Sage)
>Conor McGregor
>Matt Hughes
>Caol Uno
>Diego Sanchez
>CM Punk (will always have a soft spot for him for the ROH and WWE days)
>Overeem
>Iceman Chuck
>Wanderlei Silva
>Ronda Rousey
>>64429808
It's actually Dave Bautista
Fact: Jon Jones is the greatest fighter in history.
>>64429808
lol
>>64429808
What is thou country known for?
>>64429817
>Batista was expected to make his MMA debut against Rashid Evans (not Rashad Evans) on October 6, 2012 at Classic Entertainment and Sports: Real Pain in Providence, Rhode Island.[148] However, on October 1, 2012, it was announced that Evans was forced out of the bout after a probation violation landed him back in jail. With Batista's MMA debut still on for the event, Evans was replaced by journeyman and 40-fight veteran Vince Lucero. Batista would go on to win the fight by TKO at 4:05 in the first round
lmao
>>64429819
It's actually Dave Bautista
>>64429827
Somali immigrants
>>64429819
It's going to be real weird when his time actually comes and he loses like three times in a row. It's sad because there'll be a lot of people that said he was never good in the first place.
>>64429671
lad I've always liked Edgar as has most people besides >le can't finish casuals.
If someone were to ask me to make an educated guess as to which UFC fighter you enjoyed the most I would have to say it was the current featherweight champion.
>>64429853
It's actually Dave Bautista
>>64429853
I'm enjoying the ride baby
>>64429671
I know right? It's weird that the Irish have actually stuck around on /heem/ for once lately too!
>>64429857
>Batista was expected to make his MMA debut against Rashid Evans (not Rashad Evans) on October 6, 2012 at Classic Entertainment and Sports: Real Pain in Providence, Rhode Island.[148] However, on October 1, 2012, it was announced that Evans was forced out of the bout after a probation violation landed him back in jail. With Batista's MMA debut still on for the event, Evans was replaced by journeyman and 40-fight veteran Vince Lucero. Batista would go on to win the fight by TKO at 4:05 in the first round
lmao
Le give it up and stop bantering guys because your favorite fighter is Conor
>>64429870
It's actually Dave Bautista
I bet I could McGregor you down pussy
>>64429870
I'm going out with friends, I'll be back in a few hours and if you've stopped memeing I'll be very disappointed anon
>You Americans have absolutely no banter, GIVE UP ALREADY
>Okay
>I bet your favorite fighter is Conor!
I bet your favorite takeout is literally pussy
>Dana announces Anderson Silva vs. Michael Bisping
>/heem/ is in full meme mode
It really is Christmas
>>64429883
Where's my invite?
>>64429901
You're not invited you goof
I bet your favourite fighter is Mcgregor
Merry Christmas /heem/
From /tv/
What the fuck is a heem?
>>64429900
Oh man Bisping's got to be sick of fighting roidmonkeys
>>64429917
Homo-Erotic Entertainment Memes
>>64429916
>the main page will never consist 90% of le cia memes again
what happend
>>64429914
lol did you make this?
>>64429917
height endowed european males
HE IS STILL MY FAVORITE FIGHTER
Merry Christmas, or whatever doesn't offend you, to all of you, and may your teams be triumphant unless they play my team.
>lanklets will never know the pleasure of meeting a girl who is bigger than them
top laff lads
>>64429916
>From /reddit/
ftfy
What's this whole "mcgregor is your favorite fighter" meme from
>>64429951
Oops, wrong thread, you guys prolly don't have teams, even. But be Merry anyway...
>>64429965
>Sweden: Wow Americans have horrible banter
>Okay
>Sweden: I bet your favorite fighter is Conor
>????
>>64429671
I like Aldo and McGoober but it's pretty obvious why there's less Aldo posting now. He just lost the belt, he's not doing anything anymore. It'd be pointless to just start piping up "ALDO WILL KEEL HIM" when he's literally doing nothing at the moment.
>You now remember Chael "I cant let you get close" Sonnen.
>>64429966
there is just one team here
>>64429724
NO FORGAY JESUS PEOPLE
>>64429983
>le only relevant when he opens his mouth wrestlefucker man
Can't stand him these days
>>64429983
>forgetting about Chael "GOAT" Sonnen
https://youtu.be/VAPjzZmLuhU?t=9m27s
>>64429787
It wasn't even a very convincing fight desu
How come Dana didn't sign Batista though? You'd think following Lesnar he'd want more of that mandrama draw
>>64429984
HE'S STILL MY BOY
>>64430010
Batista's no Lesnar though, he'd have gotten straight up embarrassed in the Octagon. I think Strikeforce were trying to sign him though.
>>64429983
I can't let you be my favorite fighter
>>64430023
stop, stop
>>64430010
Batista wasn't that good and he's old as balls, and the guy he fought was terribly out of shape and overweight.
>>64429916
literally reddit: the christmas card
Why does my Joannafu have so little presents and such a small tree?
Come to my house Joanna my tree is twelve feet tall and I've spent over $5k on gifts for everyone, we can make sweet love by the fire and I will give you all the presents I bought for my gf. Also I can heem everyone ITT.
Why the fuck is bisping not fighting Gegard anymore to fight Anderson silva. Why does the UFC bend over backwards for that faggot bisping that talks so much shit and always gets BTFO fighting top 10. Do they just feel sorry for him because he brings people from UK and just always comes up short. Who else agrees this faggot doesn't deserve to fight silva
>>64430038
>go on /tv/
>"You're reddit! I'm reddit! It's reddit! That's reddit! Go back to reddit! Stay on reddit! I read it on reddit!"
Probably the worst board on 4chan
>>64429917
What I'm about to do to you if you don't watch yourself
>>64429597
>>64429693
literally perfect
>>64430057
for you
>>64430017
>>64430031
Did he even have to be good? With the right hype he'd draw some of the mandrama fans and other casuals. Fair enough he might get embarrassed and quit after his first fight but it'd make the money
I mean, he has just signed a guy with no MMA record at all n CM Punk
I want to smell your favorite fighter
>>64430065
He was doing movies then.
>>64430047
Idk man I think that's an interesting fight and it's got the Bisping fighting another steroid cheat and Anderson's return and BRs off their secret sauce angles going on
Where's that brit who said he slept with Joanna in uni? I wanna read your wishful thinking again.
>>64430047
Bisping is more accomplished than any Australian fighter is or probably will ever be
My favorite fighter is Aldo, he will be back.
>>64430042
I don't think she's one for extravagance, she said she could buy anything she wants though but I guess she just doesn't
She's into her shoes though
>>64430065
I don't know, I think Batista stopped of his own volition after the one fight anyways. Said that he tried it, proved something to himself and that's all he wanted really.
Batista probably would be a big deal in UFC but it'd all fall apart when he got tooled the first time. At least Brock was murdering Frank Mir but then there was a controversial standup and he got caught.
>>64430103
"no"
>>64430042
You're a weirdo.
>>64429053
>imblyign I won't jump the border just to vote for him then happily get deported
Step it up senpai
>>64430105
Batista could beat any Australian UFC fighter ever if you really think about it
>>64429597
It's over Joanna. Your gift was that decision.
>>64430135
Idk m80 I reckon Ben Nguyen might put a number on him
>>64430145
Born in U.S. Just like Mel Gubson, Nicole Kidman and most notable Australian
>Australians try to claim NZ fighters
>>64430120
I DONT CARE, HE IS STILL MY BOY
>>64430110
Who /syrupandSanta/ tonight?
>tfw you grippin and sippin and your grandma is like lemme get some of that grape soda and you gotta put that bitch down
RIP in peace Grandma.
>>64430172
Mark Hominick losing to Jose Aldo is the quentisential canadian fight
>>64430177
>he posted it again
>>64430165
still reckon Ben Nguyen might put a number on him
>>64429984
;-;
>>64430184
He's 46.
>>64430183
Syrup is the heem drink of choice, you some sort of non sipping fuccboi drinking kale shakes and shit?
>>64430188
>Australian fight IQ
Surprising
>>64430195
Kale shakes are delicious
>>64430202
Ben 10's asian
He's probably the master of fight IQ, he probably analyses the physics of every punch and takedown he attempts
>>64430222
Some black guy's house.
>>64430215
Asian champs:0
Australians in top ten:1*
>>64430232
Oh man even in Pride they only had the one gook champion, and he lost in one of their non-title fights against people meant to be total cans
>>64430245
Rulon Gardner, best American ever, destroyed Japan's best fighter
>>64430251
>Sucksuraba fought Wanderlei FOUR (4) times and got heemed or horrifically injured every time
>>64430265
Huh turns out it was only three times but still
>>64429645
Everyone's fucking injured.
Hard to get excited about fights anymore.
>>64430245
To this day Gomi still can't grapple
>>64430222
Her mom doesn't really look all that Mexican.
How do you increase your head size?
>>64430308
nosedive in de bunda 3x per day
>>64430308
hemmoroids
>>64430308
Onnit AlphaBrain™
>>64430316
how often do you guys think he cum in her tits?
>>64430308
EIRE
>tfw I've incorporated lad into my every day vocabulary because of heem
>>64430357
sad
>>64430363
Why?
>>64430357
disgusting
>>64430357
lol you bender
>>64430357
Holy fuck you are an A-grade sadcase
>>64430357
F U L L K I T
W
A
N
K
A
>>64430357
>not mailing a friend a letter that says nothing but "the game"
>>64430387
Fwanka?
Have you ever seen someone wearing a fightkit?
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1RjLQGp8Qc
UK's strongest man (which is not saying much desu) sparring with 140lb boxer
>>64430401
yeah I know I saw it on reddit aswell
HEY
MEESA MACGREGGO IF YOU WANNA COME TO LIGHT DIVISION THIS MY DIVISION MAN
IS BEDDA STAY ON FODDAWEIGHT DIVISION
>>64429597
I love Anderson Silva as much as the next guy, but am I the only one who thinks he should just retire at this point? He showed that he couldn't take the same amount of punishment typical of his career after the 1st Weidman fight. Against Diaz he was apprehensive and unwilling to commit, so how is he going to do any better against Bisping?
>>64430408
I saw it on the UG.
What went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa0j8j3fVII
>>64430421
I was just kidding, I saw it somewhere else aswell
>Redban: Have you ever dressed up as a woman Joe?
>Joe: Oh yeah a couple times
not making this up
>>64430401
fat guy would have rekt him if they were allowed to wrestle
>>64430439
happening now http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
Joe just had a full confessional admitting that he has dressed up as a woman many times and lets his daughters dress him up all the time
>>64430434
Nothing. He's a good family man.
>>64430411
go to bed
>>64430474
your mind on Alpha Brian®
>>64430357
Don't worry lad I have too
>>64430439
ffs Joe
>>64430400
lel even in the crowd shots for UFC events you only see one or two people wearing them
>>64430456
>>64430474
This fag just needs to come out of the closet already.
Reminder that if the country you live in hasn't had an undisputed UFC champion for at least 13 days it's irrelevant
Where were you when wrestling was confirmed a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zSY1Kao6-w
>>64430434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGzRzD1qF8
his rap career took off
>>64430439
>>64430474
Am I the only one here who's done it as well?
>that feel when you first discover how soft and comfortable women's clothes are
We're really getting gypped lads
RIP Bisbong
>>64430397
I bet you like Conor
>Joe Rogan admits to dressing up as a woman
How is this surprising when he said he'd rather take another man's cum on his face rather than get punched.
/heem/ is the best board tbhonest
I bet McGregor is your favorite fighter
>>64429724
nice paint skills
>>64430594
I'd spit in your face
>>64430586
/heem/ is love
/heem/ is life
>>64430594
too forced
>>64430571
>forgetting pic related
>>64430623
so comfy, merry Christmas burger.
>>64430594
I can't let you be my favorite fighter
>>64430539
thank you Croatia's own Joanna Jedržejček
>>64430637
Do you really think I'm just going to sit there and let you be my favourite fighter?
>>64430624
It was the literally the dumbest, unfunniest, least clever thing coming from a person that was saying Americans had shit banter
>>64430571
https://youtu.be/nj4jq0DmHog
https://youtu.be/nj4jq0DmHog
https://youtu.be/nj4jq0DmHog
>>64430656
It's shit banter but you've been so affected by it that you've been forcing it all day in hopes of turning it into a meme?
Jesus Christ
What did you ask Santa for?
>>64430635
Merry Christmas Canabro, have a good one
>>64430659
Rogan Watch is the funniest shit
>>64430645
I would literally be your favorite fighter. Literally. No I don't mean just a fighter you'd like, literally be your favorite fighter.
>>64430673
A new predictionbro.
Was 2015 a good year for first-round, first minute heems?
>>64429599
>>64429599
take a wild guess
That cut-off on JRE tho
imagine fighting on the jan 2 card. you couldn't gorge yourself on bad foods because you've got to make weight
>>64430556
Based Bisbong, he doesnt afraid of anything even tho he will get permaheemed.
>>64430737
It will be a boring decision.
>>64430752
100% of all muslims in the world are terrorists
>>64430673
a gtx 970
>>64430752
Reported to the FBI. Enjoy your drone strike, Muhammad.
>>64430556
>>64430737
>>64430742
You guys reckon he'll be booed in London against Bisping after the steroid thing?
>>64430672
I bet you like Conor
>>64430775
No I imagine everyone would like to see Bisping getting punched in the head
>>64430752
US cherrypicks like crazy, you take the good ones and Sweden lets in everyone.
>>64430775
Yes. Bongs are that petty.
>>64430775
He'll be booed for having all his teeth
>>64430795
you literally have no idea what you're talking about
>>64430411
Jar-Jar?
>>64430795
lets everyone in*
>>64430742
If Andy can't finish Bisping he's done.
If Bisping wins he gets a title shot.
>>64430775
He sure will.
>>64430806
It's funny to hear what foreigners think America is
Also Swedish champs:zero
>>64430806
Alright, inform me about how easy it is to get US greencard
>>64430673
Two bottles of Pappy Van Winkle, a new set of golf clubs, and a pair of 1000 mile boots. I know I got it all too because when my parents showed up my dad just threw the gifts under my tree and lets just say he's shit at wrapping things.
>>64430820
>If Bisping wins he gets a title shot.
How does he get to leap frog Weidman, Jacare, Romero, Vitor by beating a 39 year old man?
>>64430820
>If Bisping wins he gets a title shot.
Fuggen doubt he's leapfrogging Yoel despite his awful win when he's lost to the champ already
>It's yet another "Bisping fights a proven steroid cheat" episode
>>64430859
>mfw he doesn't die in the cage this time
all set for tomorrow lads haha
Speaking of roid monkeys, what do you guys think about Rory fighting Hector Lombard?
>>64430859
>It's another Bisping gets punched so hard he loses an eye episode
>>64430893
Deflated shitty Aussie vs used up pillow puncher
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6357228
http://strawpoll.me/6357228
http://strawpoll.me/6357228
>>64430849
>>64430848
He sure will lads, he's a company man through and through. Both Cuckhold and Weedman talked mad shit about him.
Besides, that fight would probably be after Yoel gets his shot or whoever next in line is.
>>64430889
>Two shelves full of piss water.
Fucks sake.
>>64430769
Shoulda went for the R9 390x tbhonest fäm
>>64430539
>brought to you by Canada, a country with exactly 1 (one) champion in the history of the sport
>>64430935
That costs atleast 100 euros more
>>64430889
Do you have anything that'll actually get you drunk?
>Two shelves full of piss water.
>Fucks sake.
>>64430795
the only good muslim is a dead one
>>64430904
>used up
This is precisely what I'm worried about. That Robbie fight is exactly the kind of fight that puts miles on dudes, I'm worried how it'll have affected his preformance. What if this is going to be to him as Stipe was to JDS?
>>64430914
He's not getting a title shot for beating Anderson. That's wishful thinking at best.
>>64430935
>over a hundred dollars more
>vastly hotter
>>64430983
>as Stipe was to JDS
I think that might have been Cain fucking mauling twice in a row dude
Stipe fight couldn't have been good either though
>>64430889
>haha
haha
>>64430951
>1 (one)
>>64430415
There's a bunch of older guys who are just going to get punched for cash for a while until the UFC stops giving them fights. We're seeing a lot of guys not coping well with the IV ban and steroid tests well.
>>64431007
>8 GB vs 3.5 GB
you can't even play GTA V with less than 6 GB
>>64430958
I was talking about the 970 4gb, which is like barely cheaper than the 390x 8gb
>>64431009
I meant more in the sense that we really start seeing the miles put on him; Robbie put Rory through the wringer and I think it'll show in his performance.
Of course, what was damaged was mostly his nose, so it's entirely possible his chin's still there and he's just going to get right back to it. I just don't wanna see Rory struggle.
>>64430983
Rory never hit hard and got put away by condit and Robbie already he's long since peaked
They just try to manufacture this "GSP protege" angle but it doesn't work
>>64431031
No the 390x costs 100 euros more than the 970.
Atleast in Sweden. Maybe you are refering to just 390 card?
>>64430889
if you were my son and I saw that I would beat you.
Except for the Heineken and Canadian I don't know.
>>64431018
Wasn't he from some freaky set of islands somewhere though? I think he only resided in Canada
What's the most exciting/competitive Khabib UFC fight?
>tfw I've incorporated "sir" into my every day vocabulary because of heem
>if you were my son and I saw that I would beat you.
>>64431066
yes
>>64431028
>8GB
There are exceedingly few games that will come close to using all of that. With that logic just got for a GTX 980ti because hurr durr that has more VRAM than either of the 2 cards
>You can't even play GTA V with less than 6 GB
I have an Intel i7 4790k and a GTX 970 and I've never had issues running GTA 5
>>64431066
His destruction of RDA.
>>64431059
nope, thats crazy, in norway the 970 4gb is only about 30 euros cheaper than the 390x 8gb
the black friday sale fucked me though and put the 970 on sale but not the 390 so I had to stick with Nvidia even though I didnt want to
>>64431077
Not bad for scum
>>64431077
>tfw I used 'cuck' at the dinner table and had to explain to my family what it was because of heem
>>64431028
literally opened GTA V right now and with maxed everything the shit isn't even nearing 3 gb
are you on drugs lad?
>>64430357
>Lad
>Not goof
I hope your friends shun you
>>64431109
In Sweden the cheapest gtx 970 goes for 3100 kr.
The cheapest 390x goes for 4100 kr
>>64431066
kek
What was he talking about?
>>64431161
order from komplett.no instead of .se next time Sven
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/455663/Brazilian-ATT-fans-mistaken-for-terrorists-by-mean-woman/
>>64430998
your future dreams are wishful thinking, lad
>>64431174
There's barely any difference m8
>>64431177
holy shit how do people like this exist
>>64431193
My future dreams are more attainable than a Michael Bisping title shot.
>>64431177
Nice.
>>64431210
Rogan explains it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLcrfFQXsPY
>>64431210
I blame the Portuguese
>It's a Christmas Eve Family Dinner
>Without a member of the family
>That's turned into an argument already
I could heem anyone at the table
>>64431177
>yanks
their stupidity knows no bounds
>>64431232
Then do it pussy. You think they're just gonna stand there and let you heem them?
>>64431232
>tfw I want to fight my little brother but he's in a weight class below me
What do I do lads? Catchweight or wait for the Dad title shot?
>>64431232
>Posting on 4chan during dinner
>>64431232
>not putting your grandpa in a triangle choke for mentioning that you still don't have a gf
>>64431242
Your dad would heem you into a living death you snake in the grass.
>>64431216
>still doubting the Irish of the british island kingodm
it's like you mexicans hate white people or something
>>64431177
Her nipples are hard.
>>64430889
>not drinking 13 seconds
>>64431274
that was fast
>>64431177
>>64431210
>>64431233
Guys please remember this is Florida.
>>64431164
Juliana Pena kicking the bar staff in the balls and his own experiences working as a bouncer at a bar.
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64431208
except the cheapest 39 390x goes for 3390 kr
>>64430913
>no Dave Bautista
>>64431249
I left the table already..
>be me
>finish food early
>get up
>sit your ass down
>No
>Mom starts yelling
>I walk away
>She gets up
>I_cant_let_you_ get_close_to_me.jpg
>She throws hook
>Duck under
>Blast double leg
>2 sisters turn and start commentating
>There's been bad blood since he came out of the womb
>Throwing DEADLY elbows
>Dad telling her to protect herself intelligently and fight back
>Pass to side mount
>Crucifix
>Reigning down elbows
>OHHHHHHHH
>AND JUST LIKE THAT
>Get up
>Mom on way to hospital
>She's never felt my power before
>I knew she couldn't handle my pressure
>It was an honor to watch you and I can't wait to see you again
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANON!
>>64431263
So weak
>>64431177
This woman clearly has some Native American ancestry.
>>64431313
If you're going to force a meme at least make a good one m8
>>64431177
What would even cause a person to tilt so hard? The heat and humidly melts people brains.
>>64431341
>Canadian humor
>>64431315
That's just the 390
goddamn kaj-torvald
>>64431341
allow it
>>64431177
What a brave patriot
>lying in bed meditating on the latest Joe Rogan Experience
>mom walks in and tells me to stop "sleeping" because I'm late for JiuJitsu class
>patiently remind her that I don't sleep... I just dream
>she abruptly opens the curtains and walks out
>light up a cigarette and walk slowly to my dojo
>slide into my seat at the back of the class
>they are discussing the rubber guard
>I loudly announce that they're all racing towards a red light
>teacher asks if I can understand how the belief in the rubber guard might provide solace for some people
>I tell him that fairytales aren't good for anybody
>he asks why I begrudge people the right to their own personal beliefs
>ask him "They gotta get together and tell each other stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamned day? What's that say about their reality?"
>"You haven't answered the question, Anon."
>"Then start asking the right fucking questions."
>tired of his low IQ, I take a beer out of my bag and crack it open
>"What are you doing?" he stammers
>"It's Thursday and it's past noon. On Thursdays I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that."
>he tries to confiscate my beer but I catch him in an arm lock
>he becomes vexed and slaps me around the back of my head
>I look him straight in the eye and tell him that prison is real fuckin' hard on people who hurt kids
>add "If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."
>silently walk out of class, pausing briefly at the door to give my sensei the finger
Merry fuckin Christmas
>>64431342
you literally won't get 3 different jobs at fastfood chains that still won't support you before Bisbong fights for the title.
>>64431177
Her car is such a mess
>>64431381
oh fugg ::_D
still the longevity of the card is better though
>>64431419
Can you rephrase that
Please respect our language or don't type in it
>>64431419
You accidentally the English language there
>>64431419
What
What did /heem/ get for Christmas?
1 litre of Scotch and a PS4. I dunno why I was gifted a PS4, but I'm not really complaining.
>>64429843
I know man, just like with Anderson
>>64431495
>>64431497
>>64431500
[TRIGGERED]
>>64431505
>PS4
Is that the latest one or are they on to 5?
I don't do video games
>>64431505
Two (2) candles and a coffee mug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmjokNSTyAU
>>64431522
I'm not who you're responding to but that sentence WAS shit m8
>>64431539
The best machine to play EA ufc
Who has also gone undefeated in career mode for every weight class?
>>64431581
This and the Witcher 3 are going to be my first purchases, EA UFC looks pretty buggy though. Is it better than Undisputed 3?
>>64431505
Love and support from my parents until July 1st
#Blessed
>>64431581
Who's the final boss in that game?
>>64431522
https://youtu.be/a0x6vIAtFcI?t=14
>>64431607
Conor "the Notorious" McGregor, for both FW and LW.
>>64431607
Batista ww-hw
>>64431607
Dana white in a pair of denim overalls
>>64431177
>"FUCKING MIDDLE EASTERN TERRORIST FAGGOTS MAKING FUN OF 9/11"
>"Dude we're Brazilian"
>"FUCKING PEDOPHILERS GONNA FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS TONIGHT, JESUS LOVES ME ARRRRGH"
Are white "people" subhuman or something?
>>64431680
Only Americans and Swedes.
>>64431680
That woman isn't white. She very obviously has some Native American mongrel blood in her.
>>64431704
You're being very generous by leaving Australians off that list
>>64431704
I bet your favourite fighter is Mcgregor
>>64431680
I've seen plenty to indicate she was correct
>>64431765
The only list Australians should be left off of are weight class rankings and p4p lists
>>64429597
why is her right hand so big ?
>>64431561
>>64431626
come on now Tyrone
>>64431581
>jab
>wait for them to try to hit back
>snap kick to body
>repeat
Literally undefeated on the hardest difficulty Tbh.
what's with all the America bashing going on here today?
>>64431598
>>64431598
It's actually a lot worse than Undisputed 3. They pretty much just totally fucked everything up.
>yfw Ken Shamrock and Royce Gracie are literally fighting
>it's 2016 and not 1995
>they're probably going to be roided to the gills
>>64431797
Learn how to speak English
>>64431813
winners think about winning, losers think about winners
>>64431781
holy fuck, this one amerifat is so booty blasted for some reasons as ausGOATS
lel, go to bed kid, santa is coming to fuck your mum
>>64431505
nothing since im not spoiled
>>64431817
>probably
I know a lot of us do, but how the fuck do people not like the Diaz brothers? They're entertaining as fuck.
>>64431798
Kyukoshin karate eh
>>64431843
nobody who doesn't have the mindset of a teenage edgelord like the pillow brothers
>>64431843
You must be fucking stupid, you think everyone in the world is going to like that spoiled brat personality and pillow punching?
Personally I like the Diaz brothers, but it's pretty obvious why some people wouldn't get into them. Fans like you don't fucking help either.
>>64431818
>posting on a mongolian origami board
Nei. Homse.
>>64431867
cry more while you cheer for non Australians
>>64431867
>>64431874
Diaz brothers are excellent, why are you faggots so salty?
I hope you're in Brisbane so I can fucking heem you both
>>64431891
I like the Diaz brothers fuckwit
>>64431874
>spoiled brat personality
Diaz bros came from the mud, they literally fight to eat
>>64431791
just broke it, probably a little big looking for awhile
>>64431900
So you're just a passive aggressive little bitch?
>>64431911
No I'm actively aggressive you little faggot cunt
>>64431917
Put a tampon in it and fuck off
>>64431884
>Light Heavyweight - Daniel Cormier - fat nigger
>Middleweight - Luke Rockhold - pot head junkie who won't even successfully defend the belt once
>Welterweight - Robbie Lawler - journeyman who is only champ because WW has no depth
>Bantamweight - T.J. Dillashaw - manlet
>Flyweight - Demetrious Johnson - manlet, nobody cares about him
why are american champions all so bad? lel, they have a population of over 300 million and they are all degenerates and lucky to be champs
I made the mistake of taking my quarterly vacation in Byron Bay based on a friends recommendation. I went to an mma gym for a light workout and holy shit it's basically crossfit
Even funnier I heemed a few "lads" according to these girls I "snogged"
>>64431928
Get fucked cunt I hope you got shitty presents
>>64431937
>snogged
wrong country
>>64431929
Why are Australian champions so non-existent? Why is New Zealand superior?
>>64431874
>Diaz Bros
>spoiled brat
They are some of the hardest workers in the UFC, and they are poor as fuck
>>64431954
I'm just telling you what they said. What the fuck does hench mean and does having a hench dick mean something bad
Also took a look at James Te Hunas record. HAHA
>>64431955
thats literally all you've got, you're nothing. you aren't worth my time, so get fucked
>>64431955
All our hard headed coconuts are too busy playing rugby. Our only """fighter""" """worth""" knowing is a """""Successful"""""" abo boxer.
gee these Mayweather boxing muhfuggas really want that red panty night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVfGCON9D_o
>Country has 0 good fighters
>Still feel the need to come in here and talk tough
Wew lad
>>64431929
>journeyman who is only champ because WW has no depth
Why don't people like Muh Lawler? ;_;
J..just bleed
>>64431981
>mma General
>mma is irrelevant
Sick bants cunt lad!
>>64432020
He's jelly because his waifu is wet for Conor,
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450182064929.webm
>>64432044
/heem/ isn't a general
Is this what heem is like when all the no-family losers are the only ones on?
Where are the flags!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64432067
Are you a no family loser too? Recently single, family out of state, all I do is work, train, and watch fights now...
>>64432089
refresh
>>64432067
I could still heem you on my worst day.
>>64431177
>>64431177
Florida and Texas really have some special people in there.
>>64432067
Speak for yourself I'm watching my wife and kids unwrap all these great Australian made products and watching classic Australian Christmas specials
Jk Aussie exports are all on par with their fighters
>>64431929
Coming from a country that lost a war to a bird, your opinion doesn't mean much
/HEEM/: No-family losers edition
What if you don't commemorate christmas because you're not christian?
>>64432155
you're a terrorist
Worst call by a ref in 2015?
>>64431929
no depth, the deepest division in all of mma, or the 2nd deepest.
your best chance for a champ is a 43 year old samoan
>>64432134
Aussie films are great.
>>64432179
RDA vs. Cerrone was pretty bad. It's the most recent one though, Herb "Faggot" Dean probably has worse this year.
>>64432201
Guarantee you're thinking of NZ films
>>64432179
the lateness of chris vs cockhold
>>64432179
Just pick a bucs game.
>all these atheists celebrating christmas
stop
>>64432193
deepest division?
condit has won 2 of his last 5 fights and is fighting for the belt
i know the woodley fight doesn't really count, but still, it is nowhere near the deepest
>>64431087
kek
>>64432193
He's from New Zealand, Australia has roughly 0 chance of ever having a champion in any weight class
>>64432222
It wasn't that late.
>>64432179
Was is this year when the Brazilian ref cost Drew Dobber the fight because he thought he was unconscious?
If it wasn't then Herb Meme takes it
>>64429669
Can someone translate/explain?
>>64432312
Guy in the rolled up pants was Australia the guy in the shorts was literally any other country
>>64432289
jerin valel. he is in my opinion the worst ref. worse than mazagatti and the woman(i dont remember her name)
>>64429597
can we just take a moment and appreciate what a cutie JJ is?
>>64432259
it's congested at the top, doesn't mean there isn't depth, means we need some movement from the 11-20 guys.
woodley didn't magically get worse or anything, neither did conditt.
>>64432381
My friend Jared doesnt think she is cute
>>64432336
it's wasn't Valel, it was a Brazilian, Eduardo Herdy
>>64432381
JJ qtest p4p
>>64432405
Jared is an asshole
Evidence:
his name is Jared
He doesn't like Joanna
>>64432405
Jared sounds like a top lad
>>64431018
You know what, I wanted to be snarky but his bulldog choke was fucking beautiful. You win Canada.
>>64432205
>RDA v Cerrone was pretty bad
You're deluded
merry christmas degenerates
>>64432205
>RDA vs. Cerrone was pretty bad
He got punched in the head like 20 times unanswered. It was a great stoppage.
Jesus was born today
>>64429916
that female ghostbusters pic, top laugh
>>64432484
RDA threw about 6 shots on the ground before Herb stopped it, if memory serves one single punch got past Cerrone's hand.
>>64432546
He was done m8
>>64432496
Your post offends me.
The correct greeting is "Happy non-demoninational seasonal holiday"
Someone from a country as culturally diverse as Sweden shouldn't make bigoted posts like that.
>>64432541
I love you Gay Jesus
>>64430411
kek lad
>chrissy will not be under your tree for christmas
JDIMSA
>>64432565
nice to see some too obvious irony on the day we celebrate Jesus Christ m8
>>64430673
a chris weidman victory ;____;
Check out these rare pepes they have at my little brother's school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZzlRCdJ-I
>>64432564
He was blocking every shot and was 100% conscious. When it was stopped he stood right up.
>>64431177
Didn't Serbia post this yesterday and get 0 (zero) (you)'s
>>64432546
Your memory doesn't serve
>>64432600
>See cartoon frogs in little brothers school
>Immediately Take a picture and upload to Mongolian Car discussion website
You don't get out much do you? Not that I'm judging
>>64432600
>ignore it
>walk away
t-thanks for the advice
>>64432596
Granted
>>64432405
Probably because Jared prefers underage girls
>>64432610
He was not blocking every shot, he was just a punching dummy at that point anyways, doing actually nothing to defend himself
>When it was stopped he stood right up
So what? He got up because he wanted to get the fuck out of there. He was not putting up a fight at all
>>64432646
kek
>>64432644
Alpha as fuck tbqh
http://youtu.be/tWtV07gzg18
What does this mean?
>>64429914
Stop with the fat shaming
>>64432600
who /make a deal/ here?
>>64432657
Team Alpha Male members training at Tristar?
>>64432600
Talk it out and make a deal for sure
>>64432664
He didn't actually do that did he? Holy fuck is that tacky
>>64432600
>no heem option
>>64432600
>If you have a BIG problem, tell and adult you trust.
Who would you tell, /heem/?
>>64431943
>I hope you got shitty presents
Over the line, m8
>>64432664
>making america great again
he's so big, so powerful
>>64432600
>make a deal
>ignore it
pretty much my drug problem summarised
>>64432685
Shut the fuck up dummy literally nobody care what u think. How many followers do you have on Twitter? 6? Yeah? Sit down before I put you down
>>64431943
LOOKING TO FINISH
>>64432644
>>walk away
That one is actually very good, though.
>>64432620
>found a look-a-like
>>64432637
Nah I do fine, if I didn't get out then how did I get that pic?
>>64432600
Thanks for the new reaction pic m8
>>64432620
good luke 2bf
>>64432725
I would tell GSP t b h
>>64432797
sadly for you he would not be impressed and yould vaseline grind you til you heemed yourself
>>64432727
Can I love to Sweden and flat with you if Trump gets elected? I have fightpass and ~25 gigs of regional mma shows saved to my computer
>>64432760
too late m8 I already made that my own personal reaction image.
delete that pepe from your computer before I take action.
>>64432831
fukkin saved
>>64432760
>>64432831
Damn someone's gonna get heemed family.
>>64432725
N-Nate Diaz?
>>64432826
you can help make america great again, I know I will.
>desu senpai you shouldn't look to sweden for inspiration
>>64432230
Christmas hasn't been a Christian holiday for a long time. It's about family and materialism.
>>64432831
>cutting off the text
You savage
>>64432859
>be greece
>get keked beyond all recognition by germany
>elects cuck who will not be bullied by the eu
>he cucks greece
yfw greece is still a left wing state
pls surrender to turkey, olives
I hope you all get fightpass tomorrow so you can legally watch this surprisingly good card.
MAIN CARD
Michael Bisping vs. Anderson Silva
Gegard Mousasi vs TBD
Makwan Amirkhani vs. Mike Wilkinson
Tom Breese vs. Nakamura Keita
UNDERCARD
Rustam Khabilov vs. Norman Parke
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
David Grant vs. Marlon Vera
Martin Svensson vs. David Teymur
Krzysztof Jotko vs. Brad Scott
Scott Askham vs. Chris Dempsey
Teemu Packalen vs. Lukasz Sajewski
Jarjis Danho vs. Daniel Omielanczuk
Nikita Krylov vs. Jimi Manuwa
post fightfus
>>64432900
>Jimmy Manure buried on the undercard
lol
>>64432900
Main event looks okay, but could turn out to be a shitshow. Co-main could be interesting depending out who moose faces, but the rest of the card is Bellator-tier
Why does England always get stiffed with shit events?
How big is Conor's dick, heem?
>>64432900
>unironically promoting silva bisping
this just proves that when conor loses the ufc is dead
>>64432917
I could literally spit in your face and you would be scared to make eye don't with me. Take your waifu shit out of here or I'm going to beat the shit out of you in front of your family for Christmas morning tomorrow. That's if your family hasn't already disowned you for being a pathetic waifu faggot. Fuck off.
>leave Anderoid to me
>>64432937
How big is Conor's dick, heem?
t. Dee Devlin
>ftfy breh
>>64432900
>Brad Pickett
Thought he said he was retiring.
>>64432937
HOW
GOOD
IS
THAT!?!
>>64432951
My fightfu and I could heem you and every in youre family then open all your presents
>>64432937
massive
can you imagine sucking it while he tussles your hair and degrades you with dat accent?
>>64432981
>this is relevant to my interests.
>>64432987
ur giving me a stiffy m8
>>64432984
You'd need to be able to leave your mothers basement without having anxiety attacks to do any of that. Having a "waifu" is as bad as those faggots that listen to girls whisper on YouTube and has no place in /heem/
>>64433000
come sit on uncle Lorenzos lap yeh wee laddy
>>64433008
Irish girls really have no bunda dont they?
>>64433008
shes got an ass like a pothole
>>64433025
dee devlin has a fat ass
>>64433025
they actually do
truth is most fighters are retarded and fight for a reason, in most cases it is being ugly.
some fighters who are pretty, severly mentally disturbed, do make it to the big leagues thugh.
>yfw most /heemsters/ have touched a boxing bag, let alone sparred
mostly fat cucks who are too emo to cuck themselves in big sport
>>64432987
>>64433016
I'm full erect senpai to be honest.
>on your knees looking up at him seeing the tiger tattoo on his stomach and the tattoo of the black man on his chest
>I'm gonna deech ya sum Mewment
>Ben over ride der and lemme show you explosions mewment
>slowly peels off his Ronaldo man thong as he performs meme kicks
>throws a meme kick full blast at your erect penis but stops before it lands
>he pulls guard and shows his hard monstrous dick into your mouth as you go down with him in a deep throat triangle
>TANK ME!
>tell him you bet you could take him down
>tell him he'll be surprised
>he winks at you
>>64433070
nahhh
>>64433019
Pictures of high-test women is the best part of /heem/
>>64433070
She's British.
>>64433085
woah whats with the negativity on christmas dawg? u wanna throw down with me?
>>64433095
>*swoon*
>>64433105
>desu I simply responded in a dismissive manner to a derogatory post
today we celebrate christ bro
luke looks much better without the beard. too bad he worsens the already shitty reputation of armenians by being a cuck fuck
>>64433102
No, it isn't. If that is the best part of /heem/ why would you come here if they're are some many other places that have more than that and are even exclusively dedicated to it? But that is besides the point, I don't care if people are just posting pictures of girls. I am here to stomp out the beta faggots with waifus.
Has everyone accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior?
>>64432937
doesnt matter he ends it after 2 pumps
>>64433145
Imagine him and helwani sharing a meal.
they would literally both be nominated for a nobel prize in economics after that
>>64433147
>I am here to stomp out the beta faggots with waifus.
I keked
>>64431341
are they gonna make out?
>>64432608
we need this bitch back
>Question mark kick
>Doesn't leave the opponent questioning their existence
>>64433145
Which Luke?
>>64433151
No if Jesus is a homosexual.
>>64433267
luke thomas
>wanted aldo to be put in his place
>wanted ronda put in her place
>want kenner put in his place
>want lawler put in his place
>want dillashaw put in his place
>want manlet mouse put in his place
mfw I either want them to fall cuz of ufc or rogan.
Am I the only 1?
>>64433278
>edgy
can that dutch guy please come in and threaten a heem?
>>64433300
>would say yes to gay jesus
Don't you have immigrants to attend to?
>>64433280
Luke Thomas is Armenian? Gonna stop reading shit he writes and interviews he has. I liked System of a Down when I was younger but stopped when I found out they were Armenian. I like Karo but found out he was a Armenian too. No good Armenians except for Mousasi. And the con men at Glendale Boxing Club
>>64433305
dats some nice surgery
>>64433318
>insinuates jesus is gay
>calls swede a cuck cuz muh memes
can't even, it's soon 2016
>>64433332
>insinuates jesus is gay
how casual are you exactly?
>>64433305
>fake tits
wew lad
>>64433323
his mom is ethnically armenian. mousasi is a really nice guy. i accidentally ate dinner with him once lol. really friendly and funny and cool/relaxed
>>64433288
Talk shit about TJ again and I'll heem you from Ystad to Abisko
>No family losers
>>64433338
>implying I don't know of romero's stuff
>calling people casual
being a causal would actually be better for allover mental health of most people here
>>64433350
>I accidentally ate dinner
The hell does that mean?
>>64433363
way too fat, come on
I like my girls with a bit of chunk but she's little short of outweighing Pluto
>>64433374
If you can't handle the game, I'd suggest leaving.
>>64430177
you spelled sizzurp wrong
Fffffff why did Weidman spin???
>>64433305
MYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>64431066
Tavares was a Worldstar beatdown
>>64432179
Mark Hunt vs Stipe was pretty awful to watch after the 3rd round
>>64429916
>no more yify
fuck the haters, yes the audio was shit but their video was lb4lb best in teh biz, quality in file size
i haven't dl'd a movie since their knock knock rls
>>64432179
I was expecting the TKO on Cowboy earlier than that. You have the responsibility as a fighter to not go into the fetal position in the octagon.
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