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first for snowman meme
>>64416389
2st for Devils
canes
If you were to build a starting lineup of memes for /hoc/, what would they be?
>>64416389
Those are some tatas
WE
>There is people in /hoc/ who still don't believe the Stars are the BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY and that they will Win the Stan Lee Cup
not too impressed by team Sweden, only 2 good lines. or just Canada beincg Canada
>>64416389
lmao what the fuck is this scribbling app
>>64416445
Sup salarycap
Reminder that Laine is the next Ovechkin.
>>64416452
>>64416389
Fuck off weaboo
>>64416459
Its been there for months
>>64416472
you just KNOW
>>64416462
It was supposed to be SalaryCapGoy but autocorrect would have none of my anti semitic slurs. Bad goys
>>64416455
Both teams are pretty bad right now
>>64416479
weeaboos like chinnese cartoons I like big asians tits there is a difference
https://twitter.com/NanaFujimoto33/media
also nana is elite
>>64416440
The entire Dallas Stars roster.
>>64416514
That was meant for >>64416472
Right?
tfw no nyc gf
>>64416452
cant with thec up without a goalie
>>64416472
Sweden btfo
Dr. Carolina, I am Sebastian
>>64416570
haha holy fuck whose idea was to let girls play WJC hockey
>>64416600
Welp everything really is big in Texas lol
>>64416610
She's a qt would pound her ass until I fall asleep
>>64416389
who is this milk factory?
>>64416610
This guy probably gets dicked in his boipussy after every game.
mi cara cuado los reyes ganne el cupe de Stanley
>>64416632
Es Fuko
>>64416518
Oh shiet I quoted the wrong post.
>>64416640
I look for Es Fuko and all I find are results from some weeaboo anime
>>64416663
I have your back, my moose riding friend.
>yfw Canadian polo is hockey on moose back.
I want to see this.
There are no games until after Xmas.
All I want for xmas is /hoc/ memes
Merry Christmas f@m
Sweden on pooicide watch
>>64416771
What went wrong?
>>64416769
damn global warming
>>64416736
THERE'S NOWHERE
UNLESS YOU 'RE THERE
>>64416462
I just made a meme for /hoc/ and /oil/ hope u like it, Hallah Akbar
test
>somebody other than Brent Burns deserves to win the Norris
>>64416669
Fuko is a terrible porn star that does boring titty fucks where she kinda moves around but she never smiles
So if looking defeated is a turn on, go for it
>>64416861
>le 30 shot attempts/game and thinks diving and swinging his stick is playing defense man
>winning anything
>ever
>>64416861
>muh points
that said, he's been having a phenomenal season
Is it working again?
>>64416908
why you heff to be med?
>this fucking gook owner
get it together
>>64416861
Roman Josi is looking pretty good family
>unironically trading the best hockey player of all time
Are the Oilers the dumbest franchise in all of sports?
>>64416979
I think they did it ironically
>>64416979
>ruining the careers of like 8 would-be-HOFers
"yes"
Virtanen is elite, smell em faggots
>>64417004
>Canadumb
This is how you get
Whatd you guys do while 4chan was kill? I worked out wrapped all my presents and I'm now watching a cam rip of star wars
>>64416979
Who got shipped off to who?
>>64417042
>watching CAM rips
pleb
>>64416837
top Kek Saved
Have a rare Draisaitl
>7weden
>>64417052
>paying to see this shit
>>64417107
>Finnish Nets
>>64417042
Found a 10/10 Asian gf, got a stem degree and a job with a starting salary of 200k, reconnected with my parents, got in shape, and saw a white kong fan
>>64417109
>Being so poor paying $10 isn't a triviality to see a movie in it's best possible form.
>>64417211
>literally supporting a Jew
>>64417109
>too poor to drop $10 to lounge back and see it in glorious imax 3d
>>64417139
you actually thought we could afford proper equipment like a first world country?
>>64417219
My family already went to see it i dont have any friends in my parents town and I'm not going alone. The theater on my cam rip made an announcement to stop recording it and this guy gave no fucks top kek that makes it worth it
>>64417251
>and I'm not going alone
why?
>>64417217
>being an chuuni 14 year old
>>64417251
Does your theater have a no single males policy?
>>64417271
yeah and my falcon is sick anyway
hope you have a happy christmas hoc
>>64417295
Thanks norge you too
>>64417069
Fuck yeah, saved. That grill is tiptop cute too.
>>64417226
>I didn't buy my net from Canadian Tire
>>64417295
thanks I will
>>64417295
What makes it better is that the cats are one point away from the habs. It's like christmas came early for me or something.
>>64417270
sure thing mr Goldstein
>>64417404
I'm not Jewish you FUCKING IDIOT
>>64417420
who could be behind this post
>Simple Plan to perform the Canadian National Anthem at the Winter Classic
nothing says old time hockey quite like washed up punk bands from 10 years ago am i right boys
>>64417420
>mad
>>64417420
Calm down Steinberg
>>64417420
Woah there schlomo
>>64417432
>tfw move away from TN last year.
>Nashville kicks ass in the 2014-2015 season
>Find out that the 2016 all star game is at Bridgestone
Fucking sucks. But Simple Plan doing an anthem is gonna be funny.
>my face when my roommate from Buffalo finally moved out & dont have to hear about the sabres anymore
>>64417432
IM SORRY I CANT BE PERFECT
>>64417475
I OPEN MY EYES I TRY TO SEE BUT IM BLINDED BY THE WHITE LIIIIGHT
>>64417463
>move away from TN year
I think you got the last laugh
>>64417295
NORGE
O
R
G
E
>>64417050
He's talking about Wayne.
>>64417432
>Simple Plan to perform the Canadian National Anthem at the Winter Classic
It's that "How could this happen to me"-song right? Is it about canadas failure in the Stanley cup for the last decades?
>>64417295
God jul, Norge.
>>64417496
I'm glad I don't live there anymore, but I would have liked to be there for the All Star game this year, and the good season last year. The 2013-2014 season was all I got.
>>64417541
I MADE MISTAKES GOT LOST IN THE ROAD LIFE GOES ON BUT IM CARRIED AWAY
IM SICK OF THIS LIFE I JUST WANT TO SCREEEEEEAAAAMM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>64417579
>>64417432
>bunch of frenchies will trash anthem with shitty riffs and fake Sex Pistol bri'ish accent
>>64416861
Le embellishment man will never win the Norris
>>64417432
kc tire band
>>64416861
Moooooooods
>>64417806
what is wrong with you
>>64417042
What the fuck are we paying these mods for if they can't even keep the site running?
>>64417828
>mods run the servers
I get you're trying to meme here but 'no'
>>64417908
>I get that you're trying to meme here
Apparently not, faggot
>>64417069
where the qt draisaitl from tho
>>64417042
I played NHL 14 while waiting for my wife to get home so we can go to my parents house for an early Christmas. I also got my dog ready. He and I have matching flannel shirts.
>>64417951
She leaving her son at Jamaal's for the holiday?
>grease posting in a /hoc/ thread
>>64417951
>he has a wife
Jesus, sometimes I forget how much of a normie infested place /hoc/ is.
>>64417969
If she has a son that I don't know about, then I guess so.
>>64417951
>introducing your partner to your parents
for what purpose
>>64417951
pls post picture of dog. I posted my cats 2 days ago
>>64418003
so they can complain about your personal choice in mate. it's tradition.
don't you debnts smash plates or something when you get married? tradition.
>>64417983
He's lying
>>64418050
how fucking young are you
>>64417983
>/hoc/
>normie
>James Howard the 3Rd
>3 goals on 6 shots
How did this mother fucker make it into the all-stars again last year?
>>64418044
>>64418115
Good dog
>>64418003
Why wouldn't my parents know my wife?
>>64418044
Here is dog, and cat
Lmao
>>64418144
nice your dog be chillin
>>64416895
Ikwym, but she has a whole different "personality" in her webcam videos.
Speaking of the monkey WHO did his?
On these dark hockeyless days let us remember
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
>>64418144
>>64418115
Holy fuck, is your dog pizza dog?
>>64418189
Negative, that first one with the pizza isn't mine. Different poster actually. Here's an oldie. He actually really enjoys chasing pucks and loves when I shoot balls in the yard.
>>64418187
Lmao look at that fuckin /b/ monkey
>>64418064
What?
>>64417432
"punk"
>>64418144
>Why wouldn't my parents know my wife?
I don't know
why wouldn't you watch a sexy scene with your parents?
why wouldn't you listen to a song you like with your parents?
>>64418388
what? Greece, are you ok? I think your hockey withdrawals are getting worse
>>64418407
what? do you watch films that have sexy scenes with your parents and are at ease?
>>64418407
Don't respond to grease
>>64418332
"Refpuck"
>>64418428
go back to kc
>>64418456
"predictable"
>>64418457
what's kc?
Japanese hockey is best hockey
>>64418428
I thought euros were super comfortable with sex and nudity
>>64418461
refpuck hypocrite
>>64418428
go slice some kebab for us rich tourists, you poorfag and fuck a goat on the way too fuckin eyebrowman go back to kc idiot denbt boy
>>64418481
Calling out a bad penulty is apparently the same as blaming a loss on refs. Even then, I realized it was faggy and stopped saying refpeck (literally) years ago
>>64418428
His parents don't know his wife in a biblical sense, dipshit
>>64418208
Is your pupper's name Panzer?
I love it.
>>64418208
Leave it to Americans to shoot balls for fun
>>64418563
It is indeed. He sure as fuck lives up to the name too. Resilient little guy.
>>64418578
Better than licking balls like you
>>64418503
you just said it tho
>>64418563
delet this
>>64418603
I misspelled it intentionally so it doesn't appear in the archive ;^)
>>64418649
too bad i have it
Designated shitting Steppes
Is /hoc/ literally getting cucked by autistic weebs?
It doesn't get more beta than that. Boycott that shit you fagfucks.
Devils fans.
Was Ponikarovsky abysmally bad when he was with you guys?
I love him but Jesus fucking Christ I wish we'd just leave him in the dressing room with several bags of popcorn.
>Sweden
>good at hockey
>tfw too warm for outdoor rinks
So if the Ducks don't go to the playoffs this season, is Bruce and Murray fired? Can the Ducks get the 1st overall pick?
>no games for days
>>64418894
>tfw refrigerated outdoor rink funded by muh based Habs
>>64418902
Boudreau will be fired in like a month if they keep losing
>>64418841
Why do you post here if you don't like animu
>>64418932
Well fuck. Who can replace him?
>>64418923
Refpuck
>>64418894
>it was warmer a couple of days ago than it was during midsummer this year
>>64418936
Maybe because it's a sports board, you bent dick nerd
>>64418936
Anime is for losers
>>64418936
People that like anime need to stay on their beta failure board
>>64418940
Literally anyone
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>64418949
>tfw when your hog curves slightly to the left
>>64419006
>tumblr
Shame
>>64419005
I guess they are. If the Stars face the Kings in the playoffs, please beat the Kings.
>>64419026
>mad
>at frogs
>>64419055
>tumblr
>>64418188
Mememas is almost here! Let us celebrate the day that /hoc/, who so loved the memes, have us His only son, Dog.
I put some mortadella and yellow cheese between pitas with sauce from the beans and some chicken.
Reminder that having a partner means moving away from your parents and you should never get to bring them together.
When will Bryz come back form Russia?
>>64419109
Do Greeks celebrate christmas
>>64419127
His return will signal the end of the world so hopefully soon
>>64419127
I thought he lived in USA?
>đrivin drunk
>its raining
Oh shit
>>64419144
>driving drunk
>ever
>>64419144
>also texting
rl b&
>>64419134
no
>>64419109
go slice some gyros for us rich tourists, you poorfag and fuck a goat on the way too fuckin eyebrowman go back kc where you belong
>>64419161
how else should i get to the liquor store
>>64419174
kentucky chicken?
>>64419183
Walk, bus/subway, taxi, bicycle, get someone else to drive or buy for you. There are many options.
Swedish Sebastian Aho will miss the WJC because he took a puck to the larynx and it will take 4-6 weeks to heal.
>>64419199
Fucking somalis ...
>>64419127
He has a hockey school out there and is full time retired and jumping between US and Russia. Occasionally appears on the KHL TV minishows. He's kid is pretty good at the whole goalie thing IIRC
>>64419199
Half those things are not options since its raining. The other half aren't because fuck you I'm here already
>>64419199
>being this straight edge
C'mon m8, where's your sense of adventure
>>64419289
It's not like NA people can drive cars anyway.
Knock yourself out kid
>>64419286
>>64419289
>go to America
>manage not to get shot
>get hit by a drunk driver instead because he was afraid of the rain
>>64419328
>go to sweden
>everyone's either a nigger or a pussy
>>64419328
>be king of sweden
>help refugees and welcome them into your home
>they rob you
>>64419364
>mad american
>>64419328
Shut your yap you fuckin swede CUNT
>>64419375
>>64419387
>more mad northern americans
>>64419376
>cucked swede
>>64419411
>
>>64419476
Americucks btfo
>>64419476
No way
>>64419476
Does this trigger you
>>64419536
GREEN LIGHT, YELLOW LIGHT, RED LIGHT GO
EASY OPERATOR COME KNOCKIN' AT MY DOOR
SOMETIME, ANYTIME, SUGAR ME SWEET
LITTLE MISS INNOCENT SUGAR ME
YE-EAH
>>64419531
Yes way
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=226532
>>64419536
Why would it? I drove a car ealier today, and will again tomorrow.
>>64419598
usaeans BTFO
completely
>>64419598
LMAO
And god jul sven
>>64419673
Hyvää joulua (hope I got that right), pekka
>>64416452
really?
>>64418475
where can i buy one of these fucking jerseys?
Huomenta
>>64419701
100% right
>>64419751
It's 3am
>>64419731
Ebay?
Post PPG players
I'll start
>>64419758
good
>>64419795
>>64419772
3am = morning
Huomenta
>>64419795
>>64419807
I haven't even gone to sleep yet but huomenta
>>64419833
>iceland has kfc with it's 350k inhabitants
>finland doesn't have kfc with it's 6 million inhabitants
explain this yli tier post
>>64419241
Not the first time a swede has been injured by a hard black thing to the throat.
;^)
As an
>actual ducks fan
who should I bandwagon for the ploffs?
The stars are fun to watch but I have trouble forgetting past playoff opponents. I would say Tampa but they aren't even in a playoff spot right now.
Maybe the Caps because of the Boudreau connection?
>>64419807
kek, based canadian is based
>>64419849
We have couple Burger Kings is that ok???
>>64419859
Caps seem like the go to bandwagon team nowadays desu
Forgivable because Ovie
>>64419871
kc tier restaurant
what else u got??
>>64419870
based greece working a job?? yes? 4chan is not a job
>>64419892
why the hostility bro? I thought you were NEET like me.
>>64419892
leaf tier post
>>64419892
Uhh shit we have mcdonald and hesburger (=mcdonal but more expensive) and shit ton of pizza kebab places run by mehmets
>>64419942
stop replying to this forcing faggot. Her literally thinks your country sucks for not having nigger food. Think about that
>>64419913
I am not a neet I got to school
>>64419936
Mohammed tier post
>>64419942
All Fast food is gross I'm glad you think so aswell
>>64419959
Shut the fuck up
>>64419959
Why are you always so triggered, Caitlyn?
>>64419959
t. Obama supporter
>>64419972
I actually felt bad for posting this post
I'm sorry>>64419959
>>64417295
I'm an atheist, stop oppressing me asshole
>>64419980
Why the fuck do you have to keep calling them that name? It always sparks hostilities since they can't handle that banter. Just accept you found a god tier bant and move on it's getting old
>>64419969
>I got to school
been there. I have saved a nice place next to me when you reach the gates of NEETdom.
>>64419995
I made that frog you posted
please respond
>>64420016
yes
>>64419999
Quads confirms caitlyn is a god-tier bant, refuse to move on though as long as they're getting booty blasted
>>64420001
please no
>>64419999
Nice double gretzkys my man. Maybe if this dude didn't act like such a butthurt nerd it wouldn't be so fun to call him Caitlyn
>>64419999
Double Gretzkys confirm Caitlyn here to stay
>>64420042
Sikhs are bro tier = Kebab removal
Anglos are shit tier = Lucas Electric
>>64419731
they are plain, why would you want one?
