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PARTY HARD EDITION
Sixers vs Hurricanes
Stars vs Thunder
>Reality Cunt
Fourth for big nigger cock.
who /gong/ here?
>>64345351
anyone got the Johnson one?
reminder that tasmania has literally only ever produced two good players
>>64345361
and the Lyon one
SOK SOK SOK SOK SOK SOK SOK
>>64345351
IT NEVER ENDS
I CANT BREATHE
LGTSS
>the shanty town of Hobart
Poofart Pooicanes
look at all these freshcunts giving RC invisible (You)'s. His biggest gimmick IS getting predictions wrong, stop replying to him or giving him invisible (You's) and he will go away
who fat here
at 3 frozen pizzas today and a 4 pack of drumstick icecreams. Just ordered chinese takeaway. I feel like shit.
Big, strong American reporting in.
>Darren Sammy walks out
>Bulls On Parade starts playing
>>64345386
used to be fat then I lost 30kg
>5/21
Nth for eternal tripfag asspain
>>64345392
whats the secret?
>>64345386
I literally record what i eat every week, i'm down to 56 kilos now
the most dangerous lead
Name a more meme ground than Pietermaritzburg
protip: you can't
sean abbott is pretty sexy desu
>>64345403
slow habit changing
>>64345385
Point out you've filtered him and he gets immensely perturbed,
>goat has become a normie meme
>>64345386
120kg and 6'2" here
Feels shit sometimes, but sometimes I just want to put down a pepperoni pizza
WHO SIXERSTAPE HERE?
KEK
>gammmy
HOBART ON POOICIDE WATCH
grim reaper takes another victim
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/match-report/victorian-xi-v-west-indies-tour-match-geelong-jerome-taylor/2015-12-20
>Hancock, who works as a curator and opens for Premier Cricket side Prahran, hooked a short delivery in the direction of Taylor at fine leg.
>It could have been a regulation catch. Instead, Taylor had his back to play and was gazing into a near-empty grandstand when Holder steamed in.
>Taylor only turned around when teammates yelled out that the ball was heading in his direction.
>The paceman awkwardly attempted to stop the Kookaburra but it bounced past him for a dispiriting boundary.
Holy FUCK. Is there any further for them to fall?
>>64345351
>5/28
you CANNOT make this up
>>64345439
Why isnt Cowman playing?
>>64345441
they're never going to recover, are they lads
What you drinking lads?
Club and Dry here.
>>64345448
he must be injured for them to pick lawford over him in game 1
>>64345422
>MUH FILTER
I "literally" couldn't give a fuck if every single person on this board filtered me. Just goes to show how mentally weak you all are.
Killer bowling from Abbott
>>64345448
>Cowman
>meme cricket
>>64345441
>>64345448
He has literally given up, he's already in the early stages of getting involved in finance
>Bailey batting at 8
Explain yourselves.
>>64345457
>tfw been to the bottleo 3 days in a row, if I go again today they might say something smart and I'll have to laugh it off
Holidays are hard
>>64345457
bundy rum mate
>>64345457
Stone & Wood, Blue Moon, Kraken or Jameson
What should I have familia?
>>64345466
casual detected. cowan was elite during the domestic ODI season
My fucking teeth hurt and i can't fucking sleep from it. Do i go to the dentist or see if it goes away? I haven't been for 9 years
>>64345457
cask of coolabah wine. only 13 bucks.
>>64345479
m8 how much have you been buying? Just pretend you've got some m8s over for a bit of cheeky bevs action.
>>64345464
>YUH mentally weak
yawn
>>64345487
and pyjama cricket isn't meme cricket
>>64345479
>only having one bottshop in town
>>64345483
Got some Jameson Select Reserve left over from my birthday. Breddy gud stuff.
>>64345479
Who cares about staying loyal to just one? There must be others
COMEBACK
>>64345385
>h-h-he's just pretending
>its all an attention seeking gimmick
trip on RealityCuck
best bbl commentators?
i'd say punter and maybe mark waugh when they actually start talking about the game and not greyhounds or some retarded shit
>>64345487
Casual detected.
It wasn't a "season". It was a competition held over a few weeks.
>>64345510
Ponting for sure, both Waughs are devoid of any personality whatsoever
Does Australia have Hell's Pizza?
>>64345510
Ponting, Fleming, Mark Waugh
nobody else
Aldi is the best place to buy alcohol.
>Ed Cowan @eddiecowan Dec 16
>Hi @Telstra-would you think 2 hours is a a long time to listen to your on hold music for?Should I block out another two waiting for someone?
kek
>>64345527
>being poor
>>64345510
what about worst
gilly? maybe flintoff or pieterson whenever they get him on
>>64345533
Telstra unironically has the best customer service of any ISP in Australia.
Optus in particular is HORRENDOUS.
>>64345504
>>64345500
more about $41 cartons of coopers pale
>>64345510
They're unironically the best pairing WHEN they start talking about punting and greyhounds.
You don't get that banter on Channel 9.
>m-muh dirty rotten pizza
how would Warnie's warriors do against the BBL teams?
>>64345542
>drinking 3 slabs of beer alone in 3 days
Get help m8
>Ponting
>Mark Nicholas
>Ian Chappell
>Chris Rogers
>Damien Fleming
>Michael Clarke
this is LITERALLY the best modern commentary team Channel 9 could put together
>>64345536
maher and that other non cricketer commentator
>>64345534
$5 wine that has won awards aint so bad.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
>>64345553
they'd get demolished, the only guy who could still play is LITERALLY in the Big Bash
kek at shittacanes
>3/1
>>64345557
WHERE the fuck is Jim "GOAT" Maxwell ?
Get Clarke out of it. I'm not saying he is bad but he hasnt proven he's good yet.
Ditto Rogers, though I have liked what I've heard so far.
Just got my degree in bowlology lads, going for a PhD under Prof Fleming's supervision next year
>>64345560
The sixth annual "Most Alcohol per Dollar" award from your sharehouse doesn't count.
>>64345556
yah, I'm not feeling too bad considering, it's holidays, what else am I going to do? Self Improvement?
>>64345441
>The tourists never looked like running through a local side that featured students, an electrician, a policeman and two players with first-class experience.
Jesus fucking Christ at least they didn't get bowled out.
>>64345578
Fleming is literally Reddit: The Commentator.
>>64345576
Maxwell and Dirk Nannes are fucking comfy on 774. Hopefully Michael "The Velvet Voice" Holding will be calling boxing day.
>>64345582
And yet krazykrezja's predictions of being a top 3 attack gets blown out of the water
Lyon on T20 world cup watch
>>64345464
Then why would you post here then?
RED SQUARE SATURDAYS
>4/5
How can one man party this hard?
kek
KEK
KEK
E_E
KEK
4/5
>>64345508
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME REALITY GOD
U/O 50k crowd on Boxing Day?
>>64345510
Probably KP desu
>KP come into the commentary box and is actually well spoken
>Australian commentators chime in with the most bogan as fuck voices you've ever heard struggling through the English language.
Fuck me.
>>64345590
i said theyre fifth
and they literally did no worse than >your bowlers
>0/500
>>64345590
if you weren't a seething casual you'd know he's right
they just don't give enough of a fuck to play the game properly
>>64345606
over... just
>>64345603
Trip and proxy on you sad cunt
>go to the toilet
>2 more wickets gone
what the fuck
waugh is such insufferable cunt to listen to
>>64345608
he sounds like a giant baby
>>64345592
Why does the sun rise in the morning? It "literally" doesn't matter, I'm not here to make money am I?
>>64345527
Schnapps is about the one thing Aldi do right. Apparently they have a massive problem trying to get people to buy meat and fruit and I'm not fucking surprised. Barring alcohol it's all awful and not even much cheaper than normal supermarkets.
>>64345608
KP has a faggot David Beckham-tier voice with the annoying South African twang to it .
>>64345611
Why would you rank them better than a team that does play properly then?
>blue steel
GAZ ON 5/ WATCH
>>64345386
Im back home at my parents house for the holidays eating absolute trash because its christmas and shit. I usually live with my gf and she only lets me eat lettuce and celery
>>64345557
Chris Rogers is alright, actually and I'd still rather Ian Chappell than the other ones.
>That Bill Lawry going senile and borderline shitting his pants
I swear there must have been a nurse in there at some point. I don't think he ever recovered after Tony died.
>>64345641
Is she a qt?
Do you think Santa will bring me a gf this year lads?
bailey on fucking over lyons figures watch
>>64345609
>>64345641
>having a rabbit as a girlfriend
>OHHHH THAT'S HUUUUUUUGE FROM BAIL-
Maher is such a faggot holy shit
>>64345455
It's just depressing. No one wants to see them like this but there's nothing we can do at this point.
>>64345646
Yes
And no
>>64345643
rogers is actually very inisghtful, he just needs to avoiding the >us and >we pitfalls that recently retired players have
>>64345657
He's done it three or four times just this game. Ball has never looked like going for six and he literally ejaculates.
Boyd Cordner is going to the Knights lads
O KEEFE ON FULL TOSS WATCH
>>64345673
But who will be running onto the 2nd man left edge sweep?
>he chanced his arm and it came off
The hell? How will he play with one arm?
>the kfc big bash league, brought to you by.....kfc
they didn't think that one through, did they
>a 38 year old granddad who LITERALLY dropped the Ashes is putting Australia's future young """"""talent"""""" to shame
KEK, nice "poopetition" you got there
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
Tait gonna stick cricket 'em to the win.
>>64345628
>>64345620
It says a lot that it's still infinitely more listenable than any Australian commentator.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3292648/The-Australian-alphabet-formed-drunken-speech-settlers.html
>>64345534
some of the pricing at aldiliquor.com.au is really good. cheap leffe and stuff.
Jack Bird is staying at the Sharks lads
>>64345688
>poopetition
That's not a real word
>>64345690
I thought Dre Russ was an ebin nickname /cric/ came up with during the wc senpai
>>64345688
What?
>>64345663
>We will never get Rogers, the Kiwi commentators, Bumble and Michael Holding comfying it up in a commentary masterclass.
Feels bad desu
>>64345699
what a retard lmao
James Roberts is going back to the Boongitohs lads
>>64345695
>according to Dean Frenkel, a communications expert at Victoria University in Melbourne
>VU
Oh wow kek
>>64345701
And the BBL isn't a real competition
>>64345707
>Kiwi commentators
>>64345703
nah its his """rap""" name the commentators sperg over
>>64345707
You need Atherton in there for max comfiness lad
>>64345715
literally furious
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NATHAN "MICHELLE" LYON
PINGAZZA LYON
>>64345715
>LE POO LE PEELAND XD
If there's one thing the Kiwis do alright with in regards to cricket it's commentary. It's all very laid back and sounds like a few mates in the garage having a laugh.
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>>64345714
and Ivana isn't a real gf
>bailey statpadding up the other end instead of trying to win the game
kek
>>64345732
>he doesn't know who Chloe is
get with the times freshie
>>64345720
Blowers > Atherton for max comfy.
>>64345730
and they're fucking shit commentators, regardless of how they """sound"""
>>64345736
Asians aren't real people.
RED SQAURE SATURDAYS LADS
>Poobart Pooricanes
Maybe if you weren't literally inbred.
>>64345738
>this flag
>this post
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>>64345744
extra fingers should give them the edge
>>64345738
Oh yeah mate and the Channe 9 Summer of Cricket is just fantastic to listen to as well?
You are literally just saying this because LE FUG LE POO LE PEELAND DIS IS WHAD YOU GED FOR PLAYAN ON DEM ILAND MEEM PIDGES COBBYBASDA XDDDDDD
>put it straight in the bin
Nice one Andy
lel Andy Maher literally recommending INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>64345752
>because you don't like the kiwi commentators you must love channel 9's!!!!!
I love it
>>64345750
Three legs to keep out of the way of the stumps though m8
>>64345652
that wasnt me statscunt. I've literally already told you that. Some other cunt LITERALLY said it was him.
He even spelt HazleGOD wrong.
>get 5 wickets from batsman fucking up and giving easy catches
nah, hads was the right choice for MOM.
Durian Rider's banter campaign has been pretty good recently.
drop blizzard down the order and remove green, or drop blizzard all together and open with khawaka
>>64345772
>screencapping your own posts
kys
>>64345772
based statsman dropping ELITE truthbombs
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someone explain why green melbourne always perform so underwhelmingly
>>64345772
You are obviously so infuriated that you're forcing yourself to take a break from this argument, possibly the thread altogether, to cool off. This is a good idea, but here are a few points you should be made aware of before you go;
1. You are new. I was literally here for years before /cric/ even existed. While this may not be necessarily a great thing, you seem to take great offence when people call you new, so it would also offend you to realize that the person you're arguing with has been here much longer than you.
2. My cricket knowledge dwarfs yours. That's not to say I know everything, just that you know FAR less than you try to claim. The moniker "statsautist" was a poor choice in retrospect, because it's you're neither knowledgeable about cricket stats nor autistic when it comes to cricket knowledge. The label seems to have gone to your head.
3. Your mannerisms and characteristics are very easy to predict. When making a claim or trying to begin an argument with someone, you will start relatively calmly. A lot of the time, the opponent will not bother arguing with you, or will not care, and you will win the argument without ever having to display anything but a calm and collected demeanour. However, as soon as someone challenges your opinion, or takes you up on your debate and it becomes apparent to you that you'll soon become exposed, you get EXTREMELY angry and begin spouting memes left, right and center. I honestly don't think you're even aware that you do this. It's just a defence mechanism that you employ to fool yourself into thinking you're posting your argument in a witty 4chan-related way, rather than in abject fury.
New Zealand posters have never brought anything of value to /cric/ and you are a prime example of this. Perhaps if Australians weren't so prominent in /cric/ you might be able to become a useful poster, but with us here, you can't help but let your inferiority complex take over and turn you into a clueless seething casual.
>>64345772
GOATberra is LITERALLY more relevant than the entirety of PP. GOATberra RUNS Australia. Australia RUNS /cric/.
>>64345779
me on picking the thunders gameplan watch
>>64345769
>15 year old in a 40 year old's body who looks 60 years old
Veganism infantilises people
>>64345790
You are not Zerobese. Stop trying. Stop existing.
watson on GOAT watch
thia match on allrounder watch
>yfw you realise australian selectors are literally using bbl form to make selections
fuck Thunder look even better with Bushman in and Chad Green out
>da hilf is only 32
did howie just say hilfeshaun?
>>64345807
When you're with your current gf, do you compare her to that high school whore who you couldn't get over for 4 years? I'm guessing so. I bet you probably try and name every single way your current "gf" is better than her, so you can reassure yourself that you're really in a better place now.
Do you constantly tell yourself that the whore you fell for just because she gave you a quick handy in the park didn't leave you permanently damaged and unable to trust anyone?
Let me guess: you try to project this whole "she's my bitch and I'm not really into her that much" vibe with your current gf because you're literally terrified of her leaving you to co-exist with your lonely self that you hate so much, don't you?
You are easier to read than a Ian Chappell article.
![Ore Monogatari!! - 20_snapshot_19.29_[2015.08.20_21.34.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v77iXSJ.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 20_snapshot_19.29_[2015.08.20_21.34.55].jpg")
KP or Memeswell to score a not out century.
thats right hilfie
target the hamstring
>>64345866
hello adam
>this colour scheme
lovely
>tower stacker
Penal KFC looks better than ours.
What did RC tip for this game?
Has Joe Burns literally hired Ponting to shill for him?
Or did Worst Marsh fuck Pontings wife?
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How the fuck does Kallis keep getting gigs in T20 leagues? 112 SR
>>64345880
it's the lingering remnants of LE BOYS CLUB from the 2000s team
any of you ever go to these games?
>LE INSWING EVERY BALL MAN
you now remember when Hilfenshit was unironically >our best test bowler
>>64345880
ponting knows when old cunts need to fuck off so that young talent can play
>>64345879
Something incorrect, so who the fuck cares
>>64345877
Isn't american KFC supposed to be trash?
>>64345882
based Gilly just gave your post a shout out lad
>>64345892
>32
>old
not in this sport when you're a bat
>>64345882
is that you gillie?
he's literally whinging about that now
>>64345897
Original recipe hits the spot from time to time but yeah, it's not as good these days. Fucking expensive for what you get too. Church's, Popeye's, Zaxby's, all better.
>>64345891
>unironically
da hilf was good though.
>>64345882
muh allrounder
do we really need mitch marsh in the tests? just bring davey warner on to bowl if it comes to it
>>64345914
see
>>LE INSWING EVERY BALL MAN (to lefties)
he was so fucking predictable, and the swing was ALWAYS straight from the hand.. the fact he rose to be Australia's test strike bowlers shows just how awful that period was
>>64345919
Joe Burns detected
>>64345919
with Starc and Pattinson, yes
Warner's bowling is shit now since his injury stopped him from bowling spin
is luke wright an abo
>>64345919
unfortunately our selectors have fallen for the all rounder meme and we will never have a team without an all rounder
Does every team have a fat cunt? Simmons for Adelaide seems pretty hefty, Jacques is big, how about the other teams?
>>64345919
He's a better bowler than Peter Siddle and a better batsman than Joe Burns.
He's nowhere near Santner's level as an allrounder, but he's a start.
>>64345934
even though we clearly don't need a fifth bowler against the windies
>>64345930
>Warner's bowling is shit now since his injury stopped him from bowling spin
is that why he stopped bowling leggies?
Never understood that. He actually bowled the odd good leggie. His "medium-pace" is a waste of energy
>>64345936
Doug for Pink Sydney
it's a "stack the lineup with meme hitters that may or may not fire" team
>>64345925
>LE INSWING EVERY BALL MAN
And now you have the right-handed version of that in Starc.
>>64345937
>He's a better bowler than Peter Siddle and a better batsman than Joe Burns.
t. Geoff Marsh
>>64345937
better batsman than burns? he hasn't made a run all year
>>64345942
yeah, he said he can't spin the ball properly anymore
bandwagoning the thunder lads
>>64345892
>32 is too old
Ponting was 37 when he stopped playing
>>64345890
I'll be at the NYE game, it's tops.
does he play anymore?
>>64345892
>ponting knows when old cunts need to fuck off
KEK
He LITERALLY pissed on his own legacy FOR YEARS over some delusion that Roach didn't fuck his shit up for life.
>>64345955
surrounded by kids?
>>64345954
Voges is currently 36
Rogers was 37
Sanga finished at 37
Kallis finished at 38
list goes on
>>64345937
You are LITERALLY a giant fucking casual
>>64345962
not in the meme team
>>64345954
ponting did not have scores of 0,0,0,3,0,3,0,0,0,1,13,11,0,2,2
>le century against minows every 5 years man
>>64345955
Nice "life" you have there
>>64345962
Yeah this is pretty much what I was alluding to
Fat cricketer power rankings?
>>64345965
>over some delusion that Roach didn't fuck his shit up for life.
>LITERALLY stealing the point I made the other day
kiss your sister statscunt.
You didn't watch the AUSvWindies 2009 series because you were 11 years old at the time
http://www.sydneythunder.com.au/players
check out the babes
>>64345966
>>64345977
you know it
>>64345945
>starc
>right handed
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>It's a "Shaun Marsh apologist" episode
>>64345978
1. THE FRIDGE IS OPEN
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10. EVERYONE ELSE
>>64345925
I know what his issues were m8, they just started to get more pronounced during the tour of england with the duke. His average of 28.5 in 27 matches is quite good for a swing babby Tbh
>>64345981
>>64345980
I never disproved it, my bitter heartbroken friend. My point was that Roach was the not same bowler he was in 2009.
If you learnt how to read properly you would have seen that.
>>64345985
le inswinging yorkers to right handed tailenders man
>>64345936
Lawford for the sixers is literally 120kgs
>>64345945
>>64345937
when are kiwis going to get range banned?
>>64346004
genuine park cricketer
>>64346006
literally apoplectic
>>64345994
this desu
>>64346011
t. Rod Marsh
>>64346009
his run in was so casual it was playing mindgameson the thunders batsman
>>64346002
Literally furious
>>64346002
>le inswinging yorkers to right handed tailenders man
nah lad, he's better at cleaning up left handed tailenders
>>64345949
Unlike Burns he's made a run outside Australian roads, and that's all that matters, really.
>>64345981
>http://www.sydneythunder.com.au/players
>nicola carey
yes pls
>>64346023
>born a pakistan manlet
>grows up in Australia
>turns into pic related
chunder on pooicide watch
>>64345981
>Daffara
>Hinkley
>Carey
>Bates
Would
