Mormon Bowl, ironically in vegas, starting in 30 bings on ABC
Remember back when reddit put Utah at #1?
>>64329128
I still love them for their dismantling of Oregon.
>>64329128
In fairness Utah had the best resume in the country at that point and had BOOTY BLASTED the ucks in Eugene.
>>64329128
well it was looking that way for a while
>>64326633
>>64326633
>>64326633
in here familia
>>64329227
no thanks
>this refball
fucking hell
>>64329106
Vegas was founded and settled by Mormons m8
>>64329334
doesn't make it any less sinful to be perfectly honest
>>64329334
yeah then the mob moved in and ruined it
>>64329227
Fuck off generalcunt
Utah bout to get wrecked.
Finally get to tune into this
Lets go BYU
>BYU
lel
>22 yo freshman
Fucking Mormons senpai
>>64329106
less than a minute in and they're getting at it.
damn
limit them to a field goal
GO FOR IT
>>64330021
>Fucking Mormons
pic related
oh no
>>64330092
They reproduce like rabbits tho
>>64330145
that happens after they get married
>>64330145
oh yeah the entire BYU team is probably married with kids
If I convert to Mormonism do I get a job from other Mormons or what?
>>64330201
it can help
>>64330201
If that's what you're looking for, it's better to convert to Judaism.
>>64330246
a jew never got a party nomination to run for president
>>64329287
what are you even complaining about ?
>>64330274
And? Being the President isn't profitable.
>>64330274
Nixon was a jew
wrong call
>>64330274
And never will God willing
>>64330299
Quaker m8
>>64330299
pretty sure he was a quaker
>>64330346
>>64330330
publicly yes but he was actually jewish
>>64330360
Okay /pol/
what the fuck byu
Wow Utah is btfoing the mormons right now.
>>64329967
>(You)
>BY(You)
just dont turn over the ball again
utah should have been in a better bowl, they got turned down
well they are moving the ball some
A lot of Pac-12 teams would have been so good without injuries, Utah included.
>>64330539
backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSFbUIDYvZ4
how long till we get this?
and another pick
holy fuck, this game
BTFO
>mormons
>>64330582
>mfw Virginia Tech and Virginia now have the coaches from that game
It's going to be 12 more years of pushing UVA's shit in
Holy War in Sin City
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
well. its over.
at least their jerseys are nice
>BTFO 6 minutes into the game
>mormons
>>64329967
byu tried
disappointing
Joseph Smith BTFO
>>64330556
UCLA especially. Losing Myles Jack (#1 projected) and then all their all-americans on defense.... they might honestly have been a top 4
Steve Young on suicide watch
Can someone confirm to me that Mormons have a special type of underwear they have to wear?
JUST
>>64330687
I dont know if they all wear them but I knew some who did
>>64330665
Yeah UCLA, Utah, USC, Oregon, Arizona.
It's honestly crazy the amount of injuries in the conference.
It's funny to me that somewhere, there are hard core Mormons watching this game and just fuming that the good boys of BYU are being BTFO'd by the "sinners" in a general in Las Vegas
>>64330687
Yeah, I know a lot of Mormons and it's magic underwear that the church sells.
>>64330764
Damn that sucks, never date a Mormon girl
L O L
O
L
you have to be kidding
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
POORMONS
O
O
R
M
O
N
S
ON PACE FOR 200 POINTS
WE GEORGIA TECH VS. CUMBERLAND NOW
252-0 incoming. I bet the mormons are praying for a rapture to take them away right about now
S H O O K
>Literally on pace for 224-0 final score
>there is a god
>he lets them suffer like this
kekkles
DUM DUM DUMDUMDUM
>mfw Mormons boycott Royal Purple products
>byu player with cross tattoo
wew lad
The hell is going on with the marking on the field?
Did they use fucking comic sans stencils for the numbers?
Utah's offense might as well just kick back in the locker room and watch
>>64330797
75% of mormon girls only wear the magic underwear after marriage
she won't get them unless she goes on a mission or gets married senpai
I'm shocked that wasn't a turnover
>>64330923
Its part of UNLV's rebrand
>>64330923
Thank you for noticing this. I thought I might have been hallucinating
IT KEEPS HAPPENING !!!!!!!!
>>64330942
But it was
maximum kek
>>64330945
Looks awful.
ANOTHER FUCKING TURNOVER HAHAHA
MORMON JESUS IS PUNISHING BRONCO FOR LEAVING FOR UVA
>almost 3 pick 6's
>still trying to throw mid/deep passes to tight coverage
THAT FUMBLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mormons confirmed committing suicide in the stands
agian!?
>5 possessions
>5 turnovers
good god......
>how would you like your bowl game cuz
>just butt fumble my shit up senpai
Jesus, literally, this game.
>>64329106
lol, i hope that Utah wins this shit in triple digits
does byu suck this bad or is this just max spaghetti?
>>64330962
Ehh, its pretty neat. Better than being a generic cookie cutter school
BYU is BTFO
is Joseph Smith testing BYU?
fight when?
>>64330997
Their spilled spaghetti is spilling it's own spaghetti
>utah fucks duke in the asshole in cbb
>utah fucks mormons in asshole in cf
UTAH CONFIRMED BEATING MORMONS AND DUMB FUCK BAPTISTS IN A SINGLE DAY. ALL PRAISE UTAH
>one third of the 1st quarter still remaining
sheeeeeeeit
>>64330996
Theyre 9-3, theyre just shook as fuck
>>64330996
BYU is 9-3. Probably max spaghetti
BYU's coach is literally choking back tears, senpai
B Y U
T
F
O
>the city of magic underwear
>>64331035
>Implying U of U isn't 50% Mormon.
Joseph Smith BTFO
>>64331033
Meant for
>>64330996
>>64331035
Duke is methodist
>>64331035
The Secular Savior we need
Another BYU bowl game chimpout is inevitable, isn't it?
>>64331054
the players who are currently anally raping byu aren't though
WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
the guy thats suppose to block was just laying down
Utah will break 100 points.
>>64331075
Mass on-field suicide, more likely
>>64331071
EVEN BETTER
>>64331082
Britain Covey, who isn't playing due to injury, is Mormon. I'm sure there are a few others.
>>64331098
The only thing that can salvage this game
VIRGINIA ATHLETIC DIRECTOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BYU players faking injuries just to not have to play in this game anymore
>commentators kekking it up
>>64331082
>Implying
A lot are... also a lot of BYU players aren't mormon either
Ok so knowing that the scoring will likely slow down (or maybe the memes continue) what's your final score prediction?
>mine is 70-10
>>64331131
>mfw watching this game
>>64331147
44-20
>>64331147
105-3
THE BALL JUST FUCKING HIT THE RECEIVER IN THE FACE
OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS
This game
>the city of Provo
just hang onto the ball
Utah on pace to score 168 points
Will Utah break the NCAA record for most interceptions in a single game
Dear god go easy on the qb, coach
With this play calling he'll throw at least 3 more picks this game
>>64331202
Hi /pol/
>>64331196
>>64331203
Spaghetti's back on the menu, boys
>tfw rooting for byu
christ
The sun is in the other direction retard
>>64331159
You really think after this 35-point start- within the first 10 minutes of the game i might add, that utah will only score 9 more points?
I mean, really? This is gonna be another 55+ point game.
>>64331147
Utah 55
BYU 21
>>64331243
Wut
Magnum get it together
>>64331240
A man can dream
At least byu students can get drunk and fuck their gfs tonight to get over the loss. Oh wait.
>yfw BYU wins 41-35 in OT
>>64331256
21 turnovers?
Just woke up, so Utah is good?
>>64331271
Commentators said that the receiver who got hit in the face probably lost it in the sun. Then he said that the Utah guy who one hand reached up to prevent the touchdown had a tough job because he had to do that looking into the sun
>>64331237
smith*
JUST
cant even score the field goal
1st QUARTER SAD FIELD GOAL
>both wearing home unis
why? This isn't USC UCLA
AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
They need to start a running clock
>>64331308
fucking kek
Joseph Smith on suicide watch
>>64331322
SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE
>>64331321
Cause both uniforms are sexy and the contrast is based
>>64331321
because they can and its a neutral field
>>64331321
When the colors contrast this much it's allowed, and it looks great.
>Utah going in to slow conservative mode instead of pushing for 100
B OOOO BOOOO
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>64331353
WHAT KIND OF BOWL GAME YOU WANT SENPAI?
>35-0 in the first
>35 point team with not only 30 less total yards than the 0 point team, but not even 70 yards
k
>unable to even score a fielder to put participation points on the board
cantwakemeup(2).png
>>64331375
JUST TURN MY SHIT OVER
>>64331321
Crips vs. Bloods senpai
>tfw joseph smith only started his cult to get some sweet, sweet underage poocy
>he just couldn't stop lying
>he got enveloped into this cult of lies
>wasn't supposed to go on forever
>the psychopath brigham young was one of the retards joe cool convinced to be his low-key wingman didn't get the point
>went jihad on errybody until mormons became feared in the west
>they score legitimacy from white-washed retards willing to die for this bizarre version of jesus
>now we here
>byu getting anally devastated and /sp/ loves it because of the generations of retardation
the world is weird senpai
>>64331412
I GOTCHU SENPAI
>>64330945
so an NCAA team where gambling is literally the biggest violation players can make is making their field look like a roulette table?
man fuck the NCAA
>>64331461
is that a tattoo? he just got off his mission what the fetch
they finally got a stop
SWEET JEBUS
>safety nearly guaranteed
byu cucked hardcore
How many of the players on the BYU team are actually Mormon? I doubt the black ones are right?
3 and out
DQ
welp
>>64331537
probably 90% or more honestly
not that they're "actually" mormon but they say they are
>and that's the story of how Utah became my favorite team from the PAC
AUSSIES BTFO
This banter from the commentators
>>64331308
10/10
>>64331537
You don't have to be Mormon to go to BYU.
>>64331628
but you do have to conform to their standards
>mostly
>unless coach gives you an atta boy
>>64331644
Yeah, you have to shave and cut your hair and shit but that's easy.
>>64331308
underrated, under appreciated and misunderstood
>>64331659
you can't drink coffee
What ARE Mormons allowed to do?
>Can't drink alcohol
>Can't drink coffee
>Can't fug
>Can't watch R rated movie
I mean other than marrying underaged girls, is there any other cool things that they do?
>>64331682
they can be pretty cool friends 2bh
>>64331659
No sex, no alcohol.
"college"
>>64331682
no, they are actual pod people
>>64331682
they take trips to other countries to convert people so there's that
>>64331682
>White Pride
>Work Ethic
>Enjoying life without the need for substance abuse
>Boy Scouts/Enjoying the outdoors
Mormonism isn't so bad
>>64331671
>>64331695
I guarantee you they still do all these things.
>>64331705
I met a couple missionaries one night when I was active duty and stationed in Worst Korea
I was drunk and shopping for a halloween costume in the vill', and I asked them if they knew where I could get a Pimp Stick
=D
>>64331715
nah they don't drink coffee
i do believe the majority still fuck though, and a lot drink
>>64331682
be rich as FUCK
make a play magnum
>>64331710
Mormond are fat pigs and are a cult alongside jahovah witnesses and 7th Day Adventists.
Gay guy here.
Give me one good reason why I should support the people who literally think I'm living in sin
grew up with a lot of "mormons" who didn't follow any of the strict shit. Kinda like catholics, there's different levels of adherence
>>64331783
Suck my dick
>>64331783
because the other teams thinks that too
>>64331705
And cut off their dicks how noble. Also, they have to devote a year to gain more victims for their cult
>>64331791
No thanks. I am already in a relationship
>>64331783
90% of football players think you're living in sin senpai, they just have the sense of decency to not say it to your face
mormons are honest about it at least
sacked
safety incoming
can the broncos draft this punter? he is elite af
>>64331775
All religions are cults Tbh
>tfw no qt3.14 Mormon gf to marry at age 16 and have 10 blonde haired blue eyed babies with
>>64331537
>>64331572
>>64331628
http://yfacts.byu.edu/Article?id=97
>LDS students
>29293
>non-LDS students
>379
I'm guessing about 99% of the team is mormon...
>>64331964
>>64331824
You don't have to devote a year. What are you talking about?
BYU really needs to get something going
>>64331979
>mormons think buddhism is a religion
REEEEE
>>64331979
Most o that 379 are on their sports teams
>>64331979
no, there really not
most of these kids are polynesians that got recruited by missionaries specifically for handegg
>>64332024
the mormons trick them into getting baptized first dumbass
How many people here have actually been to Utah?
First
>>64332073
I grew up in Utah
I swear to space jesus if Utah went up by 5 TDs in the first quarter and these teams still don't break the over/under I am going to kill myself.
>>64332073
Only for snowboarding. Without the Mormons, it would be GOAT.
>>64332073
here
>>64332073
I've been to most states in the US
>>64332073
been there a bunch of times
>>64332073
In Utah right this second
>>64332091
What did you think of Alta? Oh wait
>>64332047
>muh magical water ceremony
not denying they don't go through the motions for the "church", although to be fair, about 14% of samoans are LDS
just saying they are there for football first
>>64332073
Grew up in Utah, visiting senpai for the holidays and watching this game all comfy as fuck.
something is finally happening
keep up this drive
>>64332117
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with skiers? Why do you have to be such insufferable assholes? Did Shaun White fuck your boyfriend or something?
>>64332082
My family traveled to Utah on the Mormon Trail and were deep with Brigham Young, my greatgreat grandpappy was the first bishop of Idaho Territory
My whole family is deeply religious for various wackadoo crazy churches
>my ancestors deliberately murdered natives while they slept
>>64332073
I was in Salt Lake City on layover when I was on my way to Vegas. Does that count?
>>64332184
Skiiers are the fedoras of winter sports
>>64332024
>BYU fan detected
It's okay that they're mormon, man. No one really cares. It's just easy to make fun of.
>>64332073
I went to cedar city for a couple days last year. Not long enough to notice any mormon shit, it was just a boring place. It was like Arizona, minus the wild west feel.
>>64332184
Why are snowboarders such Chad-tier douchebags?
>>64332216
>not the snowboarders
>>64332222
Damn son. I didn't even read what you had to say.
lets go cougs
>>64332222
>>64332228
The only people who ever snake me on runs/lift lines are skiers. Also the only ones who like to tun over my gear in the lift line.
>>64332245
Filtered
>>64332228
but skiers won't let snowboarders on their mountain (Alta) because they think they are "le classy ones." Literally the same as a fedora thinking he deserves a gril just because he isn't a bro.
>>64332222
quads for truth
>>64332269
Noob snowboarders (and there's a shitload of them) always ruin fresh snow
dont use up all the timeouts
>>64331308
Sneakiest comment itt
