2015 Las Vegas Bowl: #20 Utah vs. BYU
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Mormon Bowl, ironically in vegas, starting in 30 bings on ABC
Remember back when reddit put Utah at #1?
>>64329128
I still love them for their dismantling of Oregon.
>>64329128
In fairness Utah had the best resume in the country at that point and had BOOTY BLASTED the ucks in Eugene.
>>64329128
well it was looking that way for a while
>>64326633
>>64326633
>>64326633
in here familia
>>64329227
no thanks
>this refball
fucking hell
>>64329106
Vegas was founded and settled by Mormons m8
>>64329334
doesn't make it any less sinful to be perfectly honest
>>64329334
yeah then the mob moved in and ruined it
>>64329227
Fuck off generalcunt
Utah bout to get wrecked.
Finally get to tune into this
Lets go BYU
>BYU
lel
>22 yo freshman
Fucking Mormons senpai
>>64329106
less than a minute in and they're getting at it.
damn
limit them to a field goal
GO FOR IT
>>64330021
>Fucking Mormons
pic related
oh no
>>64330092
They reproduce like rabbits tho
>>64330145
that happens after they get married
>>64330145
oh yeah the entire BYU team is probably married with kids
If I convert to Mormonism do I get a job from other Mormons or what?
>>64330201
it can help
>>64330201
If that's what you're looking for, it's better to convert to Judaism.
>>64330246
a jew never got a party nomination to run for president
>>64329287
what are you even complaining about ?
>>64330274
And? Being the President isn't profitable.
>>64330274
Nixon was a jew
wrong call
>>64330274
And never will God willing
>>64330299
Quaker m8
>>64330299
pretty sure he was a quaker
>>64330346
>>64330330
publicly yes but he was actually jewish
>>64330360
Okay /pol/
what the fuck byu
Wow Utah is btfoing the mormons right now.
>>64329967
>(You)
>BY(You)
just dont turn over the ball again
utah should have been in a better bowl, they got turned down
well they are moving the ball some
A lot of Pac-12 teams would have been so good without injuries, Utah included.
>>64330539
backwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSFbUIDYvZ4
how long till we get this?
and another pick
holy fuck, this game
BTFO
>mormons
>>64330582
>mfw Virginia Tech and Virginia now have the coaches from that game
It's going to be 12 more years of pushing UVA's shit in
Holy War in Sin City
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
well. its over.
at least their jerseys are nice
>BTFO 6 minutes into the game
>mormons
>>64329967
byu tried
disappointing
Joseph Smith BTFO
>>64330556
UCLA especially. Losing Myles Jack (#1 projected) and then all their all-americans on defense.... they might honestly have been a top 4
Steve Young on suicide watch
Can someone confirm to me that Mormons have a special type of underwear they have to wear?
JUST
>>64330687
I dont know if they all wear them but I knew some who did
>>64330665
Yeah UCLA, Utah, USC, Oregon, Arizona.
It's honestly crazy the amount of injuries in the conference.
It's funny to me that somewhere, there are hard core Mormons watching this game and just fuming that the good boys of BYU are being BTFO'd by the "sinners" in a general in Las Vegas
>>64330687
Yeah, I know a lot of Mormons and it's magic underwear that the church sells.
>>64330764
Damn that sucks, never date a Mormon girl
L O L
O
L
you have to be kidding
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
POORMONS
O
O
R
M
O
N
S
ON PACE FOR 200 POINTS
WE GEORGIA TECH VS. CUMBERLAND NOW
252-0 incoming. I bet the mormons are praying for a rapture to take them away right about now
S H O O K
>Literally on pace for 224-0 final score
>there is a god
>he lets them suffer like this
kekkles
DUM DUM DUMDUMDUM
>mfw Mormons boycott Royal Purple products
>byu player with cross tattoo
wew lad
The hell is going on with the marking on the field?
Did they use fucking comic sans stencils for the numbers?
Utah's offense might as well just kick back in the locker room and watch
>>64330797
75% of mormon girls only wear the magic underwear after marriage
she won't get them unless she goes on a mission or gets married senpai
I'm shocked that wasn't a turnover
>>64330923
Its part of UNLV's rebrand
>>64330923
Thank you for noticing this. I thought I might have been hallucinating
IT KEEPS HAPPENING !!!!!!!!
>>64330942
But it was
maximum kek
>>64330945
Looks awful.
ANOTHER FUCKING TURNOVER HAHAHA
MORMON JESUS IS PUNISHING BRONCO FOR LEAVING FOR UVA
>almost 3 pick 6's
>still trying to throw mid/deep passes to tight coverage
THAT FUMBLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mormons confirmed committing suicide in the stands
agian!?
>5 possessions
>5 turnovers
good god......
>how would you like your bowl game cuz
>just butt fumble my shit up senpai
Jesus, literally, this game.
>>64329106
lol, i hope that Utah wins this shit in triple digits
does byu suck this bad or is this just max spaghetti?
>>64330962
Ehh, its pretty neat. Better than being a generic cookie cutter school
BYU is BTFO
is Joseph Smith testing BYU?
fight when?
>>64330997
Their spilled spaghetti is spilling it's own spaghetti
>utah fucks duke in the asshole in cbb
>utah fucks mormons in asshole in cf
UTAH CONFIRMED BEATING MORMONS AND DUMB FUCK BAPTISTS IN A SINGLE DAY. ALL PRAISE UTAH
>one third of the 1st quarter still remaining
sheeeeeeeit
>>64330996
Theyre 9-3, theyre just shook as fuck
>>64330996
BYU is 9-3. Probably max spaghetti
BYU's coach is literally choking back tears, senpai
B Y U
T
F
O
>the city of magic underwear
>>64331035
>Implying U of U isn't 50% Mormon.
Joseph Smith BTFO
>>64331033
Meant for
>>64330996
>>64331035
Duke is methodist
>>64331035
The Secular Savior we need
Another BYU bowl game chimpout is inevitable, isn't it?
>>64331054
the players who are currently anally raping byu aren't though
WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
the guy thats suppose to block was just laying down
Utah will break 100 points.
>>64331075
Mass on-field suicide, more likely
>>64331071
EVEN BETTER
>>64331082
Britain Covey, who isn't playing due to injury, is Mormon. I'm sure there are a few others.
>>64331098
The only thing that can salvage this game
VIRGINIA ATHLETIC DIRECTOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BYU players faking injuries just to not have to play in this game anymore
>commentators kekking it up
>>64331082
>Implying
A lot are... also a lot of BYU players aren't mormon either
Ok so knowing that the scoring will likely slow down (or maybe the memes continue) what's your final score prediction?
>mine is 70-10
>>64331131
>mfw watching this game
>>64331147
44-20
>>64331147
105-3
THE BALL JUST FUCKING HIT THE RECEIVER IN THE FACE
OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS
This game
>the city of Provo
just hang onto the ball
Utah on pace to score 168 points
Will Utah break the NCAA record for most interceptions in a single game
Dear god go easy on the qb, coach
With this play calling he'll throw at least 3 more picks this game
>>64331202
Hi /pol/
>>64331196
>>64331203
Spaghetti's back on the menu, boys
>tfw rooting for byu
christ
The sun is in the other direction retard
>>64331159
You really think after this 35-point start- within the first 10 minutes of the game i might add, that utah will only score 9 more points?
I mean, really? This is gonna be another 55+ point game.
>>64331147
Utah 55
BYU 21
>>64331243
Wut
Magnum get it together
>>64331240
A man can dream
At least byu students can get drunk and fuck their gfs tonight to get over the loss. Oh wait.
>yfw BYU wins 41-35 in OT
>>64331256
21 turnovers?
Just woke up, so Utah is good?
>>64331271
Commentators said that the receiver who got hit in the face probably lost it in the sun. Then he said that the Utah guy who one hand reached up to prevent the touchdown had a tough job because he had to do that looking into the sun
>>64331237
smith*
JUST
cant even score the field goal
1st QUARTER SAD FIELD GOAL
>both wearing home unis
why? This isn't USC UCLA
AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
They need to start a running clock
>>64331308
fucking kek
Joseph Smith on suicide watch
>>64331322
SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE
>>64331321
Cause both uniforms are sexy and the contrast is based
>>64331321
because they can and its a neutral field
>>64331321
When the colors contrast this much it's allowed, and it looks great.
>Utah going in to slow conservative mode instead of pushing for 100
B OOOO BOOOO
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>64331353
WHAT KIND OF BOWL GAME YOU WANT SENPAI?
>35-0 in the first
>35 point team with not only 30 less total yards than the 0 point team, but not even 70 yards
k
>unable to even score a fielder to put participation points on the board
cantwakemeup(2).png
>>64331375
JUST TURN MY SHIT OVER
>>64331321
Crips vs. Bloods senpai
>tfw joseph smith only started his cult to get some sweet, sweet underage poocy
>he just couldn't stop lying
>he got enveloped into this cult of lies
>wasn't supposed to go on forever
>the psychopath brigham young was one of the retards joe cool convinced to be his low-key wingman didn't get the point
>went jihad on errybody until mormons became feared in the west
>they score legitimacy from white-washed retards willing to die for this bizarre version of jesus
>now we here
>byu getting anally devastated and /sp/ loves it because of the generations of retardation
the world is weird senpai
>>64331412
I GOTCHU SENPAI
>>64330945
so an NCAA team where gambling is literally the biggest violation players can make is making their field look like a roulette table?
man fuck the NCAA
>>64331461
is that a tattoo? he just got off his mission what the fetch
they finally got a stop
SWEET JEBUS
>safety nearly guaranteed
byu cucked hardcore
How many of the players on the BYU team are actually Mormon? I doubt the black ones are right?
3 and out
DQ
welp
>>64331537
probably 90% or more honestly
not that they're "actually" mormon but they say they are
>and that's the story of how Utah became my favorite team from the PAC
AUSSIES BTFO
This banter from the commentators
>>64331308
10/10
>>64331537
You don't have to be Mormon to go to BYU.
>>64331628
but you do have to conform to their standards
>mostly
>unless coach gives you an atta boy
>>64331644
Yeah, you have to shave and cut your hair and shit but that's easy.
>>64331308
underrated, under appreciated and misunderstood
>>64331659
you can't drink coffee
What ARE Mormons allowed to do?
>Can't drink alcohol
>Can't drink coffee
>Can't fug
>Can't watch R rated movie
I mean other than marrying underaged girls, is there any other cool things that they do?
>>64331682
they can be pretty cool friends 2bh
>>64331659
No sex, no alcohol.
"college"
>>64331682
no, they are actual pod people
>>64331682
they take trips to other countries to convert people so there's that
>>64331682
>White Pride
>Work Ethic
>Enjoying life without the need for substance abuse
>Boy Scouts/Enjoying the outdoors
Mormonism isn't so bad
>>64331671
>>64331695
I guarantee you they still do all these things.
>>64331705
I met a couple missionaries one night when I was active duty and stationed in Worst Korea
I was drunk and shopping for a halloween costume in the vill', and I asked them if they knew where I could get a Pimp Stick
=D
>>64331715
nah they don't drink coffee
i do believe the majority still fuck though, and a lot drink
>>64331682
be rich as FUCK
make a play magnum
>>64331710
Mormond are fat pigs and are a cult alongside jahovah witnesses and 7th Day Adventists.
Gay guy here.
Give me one good reason why I should support the people who literally think I'm living in sin
grew up with a lot of "mormons" who didn't follow any of the strict shit. Kinda like catholics, there's different levels of adherence
>>64331783
Suck my dick
>>64331783
because the other teams thinks that too
>>64331705
And cut off their dicks how noble. Also, they have to devote a year to gain more victims for their cult
>>64331791
No thanks. I am already in a relationship
>>64331783
90% of football players think you're living in sin senpai, they just have the sense of decency to not say it to your face
mormons are honest about it at least
sacked
safety incoming
can the broncos draft this punter? he is elite af
>>64331775
All religions are cults Tbh
>tfw no qt3.14 Mormon gf to marry at age 16 and have 10 blonde haired blue eyed babies with
>>64331537
>>64331572
>>64331628
http://yfacts.byu.edu/Article?id=97
>LDS students
>29293
>non-LDS students
>379
I'm guessing about 99% of the team is mormon...
>>64331824
You don't have to devote a year. What are you talking about?
BYU really needs to get something going
>>64331979
>mormons think buddhism is a religion
REEEEE
>>64331979
Most o that 379 are on their sports teams
>>64331979
no, there really not
most of these kids are polynesians that got recruited by missionaries specifically for handegg
>>64332024
the mormons trick them into getting baptized first dumbass
How many people here have actually been to Utah?
First
>>64332073
I grew up in Utah
I swear to space jesus if Utah went up by 5 TDs in the first quarter and these teams still don't break the over/under I am going to kill myself.
>>64332073
Only for snowboarding. Without the Mormons, it would be GOAT.
>>64332073
here
>>64332073
I've been to most states in the US
>>64332073
been there a bunch of times
>>64332073
In Utah right this second
>>64332091
What did you think of Alta? Oh wait
>>64332047
>muh magical water ceremony
not denying they don't go through the motions for the "church", although to be fair, about 14% of samoans are LDS
just saying they are there for football first
>>64332073
Grew up in Utah, visiting senpai for the holidays and watching this game all comfy as fuck.
something is finally happening
keep up this drive
>>64332117
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with skiers? Why do you have to be such insufferable assholes? Did Shaun White fuck your boyfriend or something?
>>64332082
My family traveled to Utah on the Mormon Trail and were deep with Brigham Young, my greatgreat grandpappy was the first bishop of Idaho Territory
My whole family is deeply religious for various wackadoo crazy churches
>my ancestors deliberately murdered natives while they slept
>>64332073
I was in Salt Lake City on layover when I was on my way to Vegas. Does that count?
>>64332184
Skiiers are the fedoras of winter sports
>>64332024
>BYU fan detected
It's okay that they're mormon, man. No one really cares. It's just easy to make fun of.
>>64332073
I went to cedar city for a couple days last year. Not long enough to notice any mormon shit, it was just a boring place. It was like Arizona, minus the wild west feel.
>>64332184
Why are snowboarders such Chad-tier douchebags?
>>64332216
>not the snowboarders
>>64332222
Damn son. I didn't even read what you had to say.
lets go cougs
>>64332222
>>64332228
The only people who ever snake me on runs/lift lines are skiers. Also the only ones who like to tun over my gear in the lift line.
>>64332245
Filtered
>>64332228
but skiers won't let snowboarders on their mountain (Alta) because they think they are "le classy ones." Literally the same as a fedora thinking he deserves a gril just because he isn't a bro.
>>64332222
quads for truth
>>64332269
Noob snowboarders (and there's a shitload of them) always ruin fresh snow
dont use up all the timeouts
>>64331308
Sneakiest comment itt
Need points badly right now. Punch it in Coogs
>>64332073
Eighth generation Utard reporting
They finally scored
LO THEN DAMMIT
LO
COMEBACK INCOMING
>>64332073
I went to SLC for work this year. It was nice despite the mormons.
>>64332073
Live here fαm, it's pretty sweet
Also not gonna respond to every single relevant poster, but snowboarders are butthurt, DUDE WEED LMAO, Chad-tier, poorfag losers. That is an objective and inarguable fact
>>64332403
not even that many mormons in slc desu senpai
>halftime
I thought this was a 3rd quarter for some reason
>>64332420
this, SLC is pretty diverse
>yfw SL accepts thousands of refugees from Syria
they'll all fit right in 2bh
>>64332073
Lived in SLC for about a year when I was younger. Also drove through and visited Zion a couple years ago.
>>64332420
This, Salt Lake is an island of blue in a sea of red... City's full of Catholics, spics, Greeks, Italians, gays, poo-in-loos, and migrant Commiefornians
>>64332406
*tips fedora*
>>64332073
Mom's whole family is from Utah, 1/2 mormon 1/2 episcopalian, grandparents met at U of U, Grandma's family teaches/taught at BYU. Mom went to BYU, Uncle went to BYU, Aunt went to BYU Idaho when it was Rick's College.
Been to Utah multiple times, pretty comfy state actually, prefer it to the vanity of California culturally.
>this game
I thought Mormons didn't believe in rape.
>Holy War is just now in HT
>NMB Owl
>two minutes and change left
I hope every gameday has a trollb owl just for the lulz
THANK YOU BASED HOLY WAR
>>64332524
>Rexburg
hey I've been up there
went for the Beer Festival in Idaho Falls
>>64332073
Drove through on a road trip. Stunningly beautiful place. Mormons and their fuck-sheets don't deserve it.
>>64332524
I lived in rexburg when I was young
2bh, the comfiest part of Mormon Land is Logan and all the country towns north of there, pretty much all the area near Red Rock Pass
Pocatello is nice too
Preston for the Win
>>64332582
Not him, I live in Blackfoot (bout 30 mins from Idaho Falls)
>Getting the only black guy on campus to do the commercial
>tfw bet on Arizona (-9)
>tfw 30 minutes into the game I realized that I never clicked "place bet"
>feel retarded
>tfw Arizona is going to win by 8
Inadvertently saved myself a lot of agony senpai
feelsgood
>>64332719
how much bruh?
>tfw in game bet a shit ton when Arizona us minus -1000 and would have easily bet the same amount when they were -200 just a bit ago
>the arizona bowl game is still going on
i feel like that thing started at 10
>>64332672
I have family in Preston, one of my cousins is an extra in Napoleon Dynamite
I probably know you, initials?
>>64332695
Never lived in Utah, born and Raised in LA area, went to school in San Diego. I want weather, I want less vapid people and less obscene wealth and poverty
>>64332695
You know what's really spooky
pretty much everyone here that is posting from somewhere in UT/ID are almost certainly related in some way
=D
what up Pham?
>>64332786
I am definitely related to you
Do you know any Watkos??
>>64332672
I'd probably move to SLC, need some semblance of city, a basketball and minor league baseball team (Angels fan so even better) and craft beer with non Mormons. Though I love Mormons I could never be one.
>>64332775
Only like $10 or $15, it's early in the bowl season, I just wanted something to watch. Got $15 on Utah (-3) and over 49 parlay
>pick'em is now 1/2
thanks AZ
>>64332806
>Do you know any Watkos??
can't say that i do
damn hahaha
who /comeback/ here?
>>64332927
I picked new mexico. my pick em isn't going to go well this year
>>64332999
fingers crossed
>>64332927
>>64333006
Who /abouttobe3-0/ here?
>>64332980
well I'm still betting we share a relative somewhere out there
that blonde dude in ND, the one that's always asking Napaleon stupid questions, looks exactly like my father, I held an old school picture of him up to the screen and it was truly spooky
>>64333036
1-2 if byu doesn't turn it around
inb4 comeback
dude Utah's offense has been fucking garbage. I am legitimately concerned for this game breaking the over
>>64332806
>almost certainly related in some way
>>64333182
what's the over?
use your head magnum
>>64332806
I am positive I am the only person in my family or friend network that goes on /sp/.
>>64333223
>fight club
if you say so senpai
>>64332073
Worked a few years at Zion And Bryce Canyons.
I live in Las Vegas.
>>64333210
49. I need another TD and then one more scoring event
TOUCHDOWN
Mormons are fags.
There will be an all time great meme that comes out of this game, it just has that feeling
>>64333328
the over is a sealed deal then, there's no way this game doesn't finish w/ both teams in double digits
App State was a safe bet -_-
>>64333353
>they actually believe a perfect being changes his mind
The Mormons Awaken
>>64333384
Gotta get blacks on the team somehow
>Magnum hits another hail mary at the end of the game to win it
>hail mary becomes known as Hail Joseph Smith
Fucking byu man bodies
>>64333353
>>64333384
Joseph Smith is just 19th century L Ron Hubbard
the BoM is literally a plagiarized sci fi novel that no one ever picked up
>>64333452
this
>grown ass men get to punk on kids at least 2 years younger them, usually 5 years
>>64333463
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/View_of_the_Hebrews
Mormons getting hype like....fuck what do mormons do for fun
Is it acceptable to root against a school because an ex gf goes there? Even if it means rooting for the mormans?
MEMES
crap a fake
PUNTER JUST LOWERED HIS SHOULDER ON THAT FAG
GODDAMN
oh man that has to sting
>>64333521
make babby
>>64333521
not so fast
>>64333508
where can one obtain view of the hebrews
>>64333560
dunno, Amazon?
FAKE IT AGAIN
>mfw Utah's best offense is their punter and BYU's quarterback
KEK BRENT
>>64333378
Yes but I need to go over 49. so I still need another score and Utah has barely even crossed the 50 without starting a drive there. I need a BYU score right now and then for both teams to just stop
>tfw fat
>going on another crusade
ayy
>>64333659
what the fuck are you saying?
>>64333659
i wouldn't worry about it, there's plenty of clock left and this is an in state rivalry
these guise are still gonna go after each other
>>64333675
lmao i heard it too domicanbro
>>64333699
My fear is that BYU is going to be doing all the scoring and then jeopardize Utah winning by 4 or more
>>64333765
Utah isnt winning this game fampai. Just prepare for that now
>>64333560
>>64333560
HERE YA GO
>>64333765
Utes D does look a bit winded
they need a nice long +10 minute drive w/ a FG, keep the D off the field and let them rest
burn that clock
>>64333817
>>64333817
http://olivercowdery.com/texts/ethn1823.htm
whoops
need to make a stop, byu
wrap up
>>64333521
Circumsize children and try and get people to join their cult
Utah QB Wilson confirmed for not giving a fuck
>>64329175
>at that point
>like week 4 or some shit
This is why rankings should not exist before the midpoint of the season.
oh shit here we go
>COUGAR COMEBACK INCOMING
Big stop by byu
Dude I'm not even fucking kidding I legitimately don't think I'm going to get my over
Holy shit Utah is bad. They aren't even sniffing competence on offense
if only byu didnt go full retard in the 1st quarter
>>64334285
if you don't I will laugh and laugh
>>64334285
no one gives a fuck about your over. sorry.
>>64334285
no i hope no one scores just to enjoy your suffering
>>64334336
>>64334336
Why would you even reply then you nigger
BYU should go to the royal blue uniforms full time.
Does the BYU football coach have to be a Mormon? What about the assistants?
MORMONS
O
R
M
O
N
S
Huge play
oh shit
>>64334418
no, the Mormons are very inclusive when it benefits the school in some way
so they're willing to whore themselves for football glory and shekels
BYU is fucking done idk why the announcers keep shilling that they have a chance
REFBALL
>>64334461
Because if the score a TD here they're down just 14 with 11 minutes left?
>the holy city of Utah
>>64334461
its not over until the clock hits zero
>>64334451
i think it's bullshit you can't have sex or drink tea, imagine being an athlete at college and being told you can't have caffeine or pussy
>>64334418
Head football coach has to be mormon. Assistants don't.
I thought Mendenhall quit BYU, why is he still coaching?
>>64334512
They kicked a star basketball player out a few years ago because his girlfriend got pregnant
>"Christian" school
>dirtiest players in the league
Can't make this shit up
>>64334512
i think that's one of the reasons the Coug players are so dirty
they have a lot of pent up aggression from not being allowed to touch their naughty bits
>>64334529
He decided to coach them in the bowl game before he left
GO FOR IT
>>64333521
Mormon men used to be able to occupy their time by fucking a different bitch every day of the month. Nowadays I think they just play board games and shit. No gambling of course. I hear they have a tendency for prepping and like to shoot guns though.
>>64334546
>Christian
>Mormons
select one
Mormons are about as Christian as Scientologists
>>64334529
He accepted the Virginia job but said he would coach BYU in the bowl since UVa is done anyway
>>64334550
>>64334568
That's kind of a cuck thing for BYU to accept.
BYU should kick the field goal. They could easily stop Utah three more times and score. Utah is playing like absolute shit
>>64334599
It cucks UVA even more. Mendenhall has done fuck all for them recruiting so far.
>Mormons
>chaste virgins
You people are deluded. There is nothing on the face of this earth more depraved and perverted than a Mormon school girl
Mormons are obsessed with sex, fuck it was one of the central tenets of their "faith"
they breed like cats
>>64334599
Utah did the same thing. Plus both schools are desperate to win this bowl game
SPACE JESUS
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2 score game
>>64334631
once they're married they do. You can't even date until you're 18
>>64334677
It's actually 16
>>64334677
>Mormons live in an Orwellian dystopia where every thing they do is monitored by the "Church"
dude, shut up
>>64334677
16
t. Lifelong Mormon
Has the meme magic run out for Utah?
Damn Sam Boyd Stadium is out in the middle of nowhere. I think UNLV is trying to build a new dual-purpose stadium much closer to the Strip.
Hopefully it gets done.
>>64334716
technically all the points on the board were put there by BYU, so Utah hasn't done shit in this game but show up
>>64334715
They dont need to be monitored. They just do it
>>64334715
Sounds like organized religion to me senpai
>>64334770
*tips fedora*
I hope the Mormons tie it up only to lose on a FG.
Oh yeah and that was fucking hilarious when they lost to a black school last year
>>64334756
>>64334770
>>64334834
>shortcuts for thinking
>>64334751
Haven't looked at the stats lately so I may be wrong but I dong think Utah has passed 150 yards of total offense yet
>tfw all BYU game threads eventually become questions about the LDS religion, with a specific focus of Mormon sexual practices
Is oral sex allowed in marriage?
>>64334872
they have
just barely
Sacked
Is Utah the worst offense in the FBS?
>>64334959
By a white corner
>>64334960
BYU D is stacked
>>64334960
seems like it
>>64334960
>35 points in the 1st
>worst
>>64334986
here's your reply
>>64334986
the defense scored most of those points
>tfw no nine waifus to bear my babby and keep house
Why live?
>>64334960
49 out of 128 arrording to OSRS.
North Texas is last. BYU is 43
short
>>64334975
No really they are #40
Really poor decison to go for it. When did BYU waste their timeout?
Mangum may be the new Rex Grossman.
>>64335113
they took a timeout near the endzone
Anyone see the Duke-Utah basketball game earlier? This is an exact repeat kek
>>64335120
Any BYU QB running this offense is Sexy Rexy
BYU's QB is shit and it's only a matter of time before Utah stops dropping picks.
MORMONISM CONFIRMED FOR THE ONE TRUE RELIGION
>brb lads, converting
>>64335160
You were saying?
DRAGON
>>64335160
Why are you on /sp/ on the sideline, Travis Wilson?
ALL OF YOU WERE SHITPOSTING ABOUT BYU WHILE I BELIEVED IN THEM
EAT SHIT YOU BANDWAGGONINT SHITPOSTING CASUALS
>>64335183
pick me up some Space Panties while you're there
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1 score game!
>>64335206
still losing pham
still over lads utah will score here
Easily a touchdown.
CHOKE IMMINENT
>>64335206
>tfw was shitposting about BYU
>tfw now shitposting about Utah
I'm a neutral here lads.
This fucking game
>unironically calling Mangum MVP
CROSS THE PLANE
TOUCHDOWN
>>64335188
I was saying you belong to a cult
If BYU wins i'll be 0-3 in pick em and won't even be mad
dubs and Utah wins on an interception
>>64335251
GRAYG
JYANNINGS
>35-7 at the half
>leave to get some christmas shopping done
>get back and it's 35-28
holy shit utah, you're a lost cause
>>64335263
>Being this mad
>choking away a 35-0 lead.
>>64334461
Look at this fucking c.uck casual lads.
Utahs coach is a retard.
He pulled his qb early in the first half for a drive, didn't try and pin BYU inside the ten on the last drive
>BYU
>Kicking
MY SIDES
Utah and BYU's QB's look exactly the same
>implying that went out of bounds
REFBALL
BYU just cucked itself
>>64335274
One of the hardest niggas in Madden
>being absolutely gifted a free 35-0 lead
>losing
How can you be this bad
GEEK OUT
>BYU
>>64335314
Mormons are pod people
>>64335302
You can say cuck again.
>>64335334
wat
>>64335334
their offense was never tested, kek
Literally refball
Over/Under on a Mormon brawl on the field just like last year in Miami?
If Utah gets this first down they win the game
GO UTES
>Mendenhall fleeing for greener pastures
kek
>>64335405
not quite
if BYU had a half decent QB this game would be 28-7
inb4 fumble
its over boys
And that's basically the game
GO UTES
3-0 in my pickum today :^)
>entire coaching staff is transferring together
how is that allowed?
It's ogre
Lel
>>64335452
why wouldn't it be?
thats game :(
ballgame
>Utah celebrating
Most beta win i've seen in years of watching football
>>64335481
it just seems wrong
>>64335502
I'm a Ute fan, but still this lel
GOOD BYE MORMONBROS
SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR
>f.am ;_;
Where is your false prophet now?
>>64335504
it's a free country nobody is forcing the whole staff to move but head coaches do for many reasons, one is that the new coach may not hire any of the old coaches
>>64335536
On a plane to Virginia
>>64335411
He's going to viginia so its a lateral move at best
>>64335545
I can see it at a professional level, but it seems unfair to the players. To be recruited there, then see the entire staff leave, it seems like a dick move.
>>64335584
I hope he renounces his faith too
>>64335922
That'd be fucking hilarious
