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That attack is a disaster
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>Rooney
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>>64321276
>>64321314
>that flag
>that post

No.
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Looks like flashscores is finally getting the hang of formations
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>>64321276
Who gives a fuck about this match, post fucking machine webm's like you usually do.

>Not watching Leicester meme it up
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>Jerome Hoolahan
what a stupid name
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>>64321345
>post fucking machine webm's
Don't encourage him you cunt. I'm sick of seeing that shit all over /sp/
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>>64321363
Gay.
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>>64321349

>germany in charge of sensible sounding names
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>>64321363
>He doesn't have a machine fetish

tip top pleb
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inb4 another crappy undeserved win for united
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NOW he starts ashley young instead of memewick-jackson
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>>64321345
>>64321363
>implying i'm that attention-fag Kike
there are three Israeli regulars here i think

1. le porn guy
2. Pie In The Sky (posts in American football threads)
3. me
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Isn't Rooney supposed to be suspended or something?
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>>64321402
So you're not even the one good Israeli
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>>64321402
The try hard one? Got it.
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>>64321402
>not the Israeli Chelsea fan
>not either of the two Israeli Spurs fans

fucking newfags
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>>64321421
>>64321426
>>64321438
i guess you're the rude goys
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>>64321447
Syrian Jew here
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Manchesthair Poointheloonited
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>>64321402
>three Israeli regulars
impossible, my grandmother always used to use the phrase 'two Jews in Jerusalem ' why would she lie?
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>>64321349

>the city of Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich
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I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND I WANT IT NOW, I WANT YOU COS I'M MR VAIN
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Jones at RB would be a disaster. Surely it's Smalling + Jones at CB, Young RB and Blind LB? Right?

...Right?
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>>64321466
Perhaps your grandmother was misinformed? And OP may not even be a Jew.

There are many possibilities to solving this paradox.
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>>64321525
Try one then.
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>>64321520
>van laal
>young playing
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>>64321525
>>64321535
I suppose this all boils down to whether we accept the existence of a Jewish state
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>>64321540

>ashley young is 30

where did all that time go?
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>>64321382
>implying there is a more sensible name than Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker
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>>64321563
Shitposting on here year after year
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>>64321276
how many holocausts till kickoff?
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>>64321563
>1999 was 35 years ago
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>>64321535
His grandmother was misinformed?
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>>64321584
0 holocausts 25 gorrilions
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AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN
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AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN
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LVG OUT

MOU IN

must have Mou's United vs Pep's City
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>>64321633
>>64321643
wat
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>>64321657
Mourinho's United
Moyes Chelsea
Pep City
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>>64321674
Pep's Chelsea
Mouyes' City
Rodgers' United
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>>64321672
AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN
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>>64321540

>Ashley Young is shit

When will this meme end?
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>>64321674

Moyes would lead them back to a strong mid table finish, just what Chelsea need.

btw, it will all be fucked up by United holding out for Pep who is already destined for City and then losing Mourinho to someone else
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>>64321672
18+ website senpai
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>>64321674
>>64321698
Sherwood's Chelsea
Moyes's City
Rogers' United
Mourinho's Swansea
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>>64321701
>>64321718
If you don't explain this meme to me it will make me feel excluded.

I've already got enough wrong with my life, don't do this to me.
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MOVE YOUR BODY, EVERY EVERY BODY, MOVE YOUR BODY COME ON NOW EVERYBODY!
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>>64321741
>AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu7i0fnmW64
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I only want to see big clubs lose for the shitposting desu
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>>64321349
>Adolf Hitler
what a stupid name
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>>64321802
Cute post.
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>>64321741

a new meme has to be forced upon us every few months or so or else we will fail to meet our shit posting quota and Christmas will be cancelled
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>>64321802
he didn't even comed from germany
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>>64321847
Australia is pretty much Bavaria
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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
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>>64321847
>comed
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I didn't even watched the manchesters until today lol
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>>64321938
What part of the manchesters are you from?
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Dead thread
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anyone tried gloryhole before? I want to try but what if the girl is crazy and bites my dick off
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>>64322045
>girl
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How's the match been so far?
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>>64322006
Obviously the manchesters parts lol
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>>64322045
if you can't see who is sucking your dick, its probably a guy
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>>64322061
united on top. fellaini just found de gea with a raking 50 yard ball.
top notch entertainment 1.30 in.
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>literally going bald twice
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>>64322023
good
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http://zonasports.to/ch.php?id=2

Stream lads
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How long before Lang Baal realises he put Young in the game by mistake
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>Smalling back from injury

0-0 confirmed
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dubs for more united injuries
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>10 mins gone

Nothing happening yet again. And Martial looks totally wasted on the wing.

It's pathetic. Run forward, no end product, side pass-back pass.
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I am just sat here drinking the brain fluid and zzzing to the game. zz
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>have players like young and martial in your team
>scratch your head wondering why you are shit
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Where the fuck is Ellie?
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>>64322252

Yes! Thank you Liverpoo fan for bringing an end to our injury curse.

>>64322270

Martial wasn't great upfront when Rooney was injured tho tbf.
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>Mouyes
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>>64322317

Maybe he's at the game?
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>>64322315

i love this martial is shit meme
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>>64322270
not sure what you were expecting la..

>>64322296
The fuck mascot is that?
>Remember to drink your semen rations daily kids!
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>van gouyes
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>It's a tinpot club who play with 10 men in their own box and counter attack episode
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>>64322315
I actually had to Google your headline because I was sure it was a shoop.

Wow. He actually said that.
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>>64322359
better than the "he's good even though theres no proof and he hasnt even done anything yet" meme
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>>64322404

>Trying this hard to force your shitty meme
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Chelsea are 2 up ;_;
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>>64322445
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/19/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-do-nothing-delegate
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rooney fucking up the easiest pass in a beautiful attack

never seen this before this season
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>>64322464
don't worry lad, Sunderland will turn it around
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>>64322475
pisshead la
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>>64322464

I honestly believe the players all decided to play like shit on purpose at the start of the season to get Mou out.
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>>64322368
этoт
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Jisst dropped my parents off, sat in front of coal fire streaming united with pepsi, flapjack and popcorn

Maximum comfy lads
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>Gary Nevlil
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>Just realised it's the ABU ref who sent off Di Maria for touching him and didn't even book Hart for squaring up to him

We're going to get refballed hard today, you just watch.
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>>64322590
what type of popcorn senpai
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0-0 incoming? or will Norwich get a cheeky winner?
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>Rooney literally looking like one of our best players today

How low have we sunk?
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I swear there's only about 3 people in this thread.
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>>64322672
Sweet and salted master race although I bought butterkist and its shitr quality
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>>64322743

There is literally no organisation whatsoever in the team today.
It's fucking dreadful.
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>34 posters
How low have we sunk?
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>>64322833
Butterkiss is absolute pleb tier tbf, salted all the way
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>>64322819
Ohhow sp is dead

I'll never forget not coming back for months when I got banned for discussing uni at half time but because they hire sad cunt power hungry mods they didn't realise their eagerness drove people away.

I be er really come back as much now and it seems like others don't either.

>tfw no more half time slags
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>11 men in their half
Norwich just here for a point.
>100 corners
Worse than the 40 crosses game with Moyes.
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>>64322833
>shitr quality
boo

>Sweet and salted master race
Prefer Salted myself
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ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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>>64322882
Or you know, it could be to do with the fact United play like absolute shit and nobody wants to watch them anymore
Chelsea thread has more than double this
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>>64322863
>>64322896
Honestly love salted but a bit of sweet mixed in isn't bad I've literally thrown it on the fire though .

Nobody ever buys butterkist now I know why.

Any brands that taste like actual cinema popcorn?
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>>64322886
>haven't won a league game since Nov 7th
>lost their last three matches at Old Trafford 4-0

If I were Norwich I would play for a point too
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>>64322930
Doesn't matter mate.

Used to be too fast to keep up with even when it was a shit cup game.

It would never have been this bad
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>>64322942
Just buy kernels and make it yourself.
>put oil in pan
>put salt in and three kernels
>wait until the three pop
>put in half a cup
>wait a few minutes
>GOAT tier popcorn
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What is your Subway sandwich of choice?
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HHAHAAH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

LAUGHING STOCK
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>Cross to fellaini
>he cannot lay anybody off

I don't get it. We have players like Rooney/Mata/Carrick who CAN make those small, killer passes into space/the box... why isn't that happening.
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LEL
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>"Man"chester
kek
KEK
K E K
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MY SIDES
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our year la
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>LANG BAAL
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HAHAHAAHA

We're so shit! We're literally losing at home to Norwich... fucking Norwich.
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kek
KEK
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>>64323007
Italian BMT no cheese

I'll never forget when somebody behidn the counter said I asked for a blt and tried charging me. Never seen such cheek.

Ham,salami,pepperoni with lettuce red onion and jalapeños
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>van lel
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>>64323007
I thought Subway was banned in the UK for being offensive to Muslims.
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so why is manchester united defence so shit
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wtf is Carrick doing?
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>van laal
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>>64322417
literally the most talented player in the league

he's better than c. ronaldo was at 21
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>>64323007
Double Meat Italian B.M.T with Peppers, Pickles, Olives, and Cucumber and some Southwest Sauce
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>4-0
>4-0
>4-0
>0-1

>de gay
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le we're doing fairly ok in the league so lets pretend there isnt a problem fans
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>carrick giving up when young doesn't tackle
>young missing from there
>back line caught out
>de gea "save"

I'm off. Lost this already. Cya lads.
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>van lel
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>>64323007
BMT, honey oat
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This fucking match
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>>64322972
>Moyes
Isn't going to be replicated mate and United were actually decent before that. They're just far too boring now
Heck, even I'm not watching the game. I'm just keeping up with the ongoings through this thread
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>35 posters
>goal
>47 posters
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How long til unjted go to complete mid table shit and I can get a season ticket ?

>tfw twenty year waiting list
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>>64323053
>>64323073
>Having more than 2 things in your sandwich
>Having meat in your sandwich that isn't ham

Absolutely American.
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>le philosophy man
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pls get Mouyes in, it would be hilarious

van laal is just so boring
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>>64323118
They were begging people to buy season tickets a year or so ago m8
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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>64323123
Being a literal child


Just get plain ha. Sandwich from asda mate its cheaper.

I'm sure they do no crusts for people like you,too
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>VAN LAAL
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#LVGOut
#MouyesIn
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>>64323053
>>64323073
>>64323087
All these B.M.T fans, good company 2bh
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>>64323137
>Mourinho
>Less boring than Van Gaal

Pick one.
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>>64323139
Don't know what you're on about lad unless they were the exec ones which are twenty thousand a year which I don't have unless I stop getting taxed and live like a peasant
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did you see that score g?
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>LOUIE VAN SHIT
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Chicken Teriyaki lads. Lettuce onion jalapeños. So good
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>>64323180
DO NOT CHAT TO ME
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>>64323154
Thanks I will.

>Going to Subway at all
Fucking mouth-breather.
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>>64323177
Nope, I was constantly getting emails like "please buy a season ticket, prices start £550 pleaseeeee"
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what a shitty player this rooney

he had to pass the fucking ball to martial when there was the space what the hell how can you make such poor decisions
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why didn't rooney pass to martial lads?
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>We lost to Bournemouth last week and now we're literally 1-0 down at home to Norwich

I miss Moyes.
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I always wonder what happened on the training ground leads to such a shit poopchester performance.
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>>64323215

racism
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ABU here
Have a
>lang baal
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>>64323200
DO NOT TATTOO ME
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>>64323200
>The ark Knight Rises - Plane scene

wew
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>>64323205
Fuck. How long you been waiting ?

I only live in bury so I can literally get the tram straight there pls help I'm gonna sign up now
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>third richest team in the world
>having a fat slow bald alcoholic upfront

embarrassing
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I'm done
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Subway is shite
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>van goyes
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r8 no h8 m8
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>>64321276
Isn't Blind a wing back?
Isn't Young a winger?
Isn't Jones a Centre Back?
Does that mean the only man in defence who is is in his proper position is CHRIS FUCKING SMALLING?
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When will LVG swallow his pride and admit that this formation and tactics aren't working.

Go back to 2 upfront.
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>>64323180
It's jay
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smart from Norwich to attack United's only weakness - scoring goals
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>>64323236
Not on the waiting list.
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Martial looks fucking lost on the right wing.
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>>64323258
>sensiblechuckle.gif
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utd are absolute shit lol, not one player in that team is worth keeping except de gea and the manager is the worst of the lot
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Half Time lads, post Sandwiches
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>>64323177
No, seriously lad. Just phone up at the end of the season, think it's May or June. They'll announce it very publicly when the tickets go on sale.

Phone up at 9 in the morning as soon as they open and say you want to buy a season ticket. They will then give you options and probably try to give you a shit-tier seat so they can shift them first.

Reject this and say you want a better seat (North tier 1/2, East lower, West lower, East upper/West upper near the front). They'll sell you one happily.

In Fergie's last season I was 3rd from the front in the Stretford End.
In Moyes first season I was 5th from the back of the East lower.

I've never had a season ticket before that. They don't have any of my previous ticket purchases on record or anything.

It's that easy.

Yes, they'll sell out probably. But if you're serious and phone as early as possible you'll get one guaranteed lad.
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cheeky tenner on 0-2?
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>>64323263
Blind is playing left back, Jones is playing centre back. Wtf are you watching
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>>64323258
Top meme la
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>Players walking off to 'Glory glory Man United'

wew
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Mourinho is at Old Trafford right now
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>>64323263
>Does that mean the only man in defence who is is in his proper position is CHRIS FUCKING SMALLING?

Where the fuck have you been for the past 4 months?
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So Mou is guaranteed now
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>>64323308
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>>64323274
He won't. The board at United are clearly out of funding, deluded and possible coaxed by LVG into keeping him - under the premise he actually wins something in 3 years.

Not happening lad. I doubt he gives a fuck, he'll still get his pay check, and United will be worse off. Zero squad depth, no world class players, nobody putting in 100%, 30-50m on literally WHO players. Downward spiral from here.
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>>64323258
I expelled slightly more air from my nose than usual
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I'm just so bored of this shit.

I don't feel anything watching United anymore. It's fucking mind numbing.
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>>64323325
>>64323336

>fire one manager who plays negative football
>hire another one who plays negative football

for what purpose?
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>Watch other live
>Open this thread
>0-1
AHAHAHAHAHA VAN LAAL NEXT
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>>64323368
i've become so numb
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>>64323308
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>>64323351

Liverpool 2.0
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>>64323274
4-3-1-2? 3-4-1-2?
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>>64323325
is he actually?

i mean have you seen him on tv?
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>>64323390
that's clearly not a sandwich m8

that's a burger
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>>64323402

4-4-2 with a diamond in midfield. Carrick at CDM, Mata at CAM, Lelaini on the fucking bench.
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>>64323368

>wahh, I've been able to bandwagon a team that won the league every year for about 2 decades, and now I'm throwing my toys out the pram because they're not as good as they once were

fucking hell, get some perspective you fucking saddos.
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>>64323351
>The board at United are clearly out of funding
are they really?
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>>64323308
Top british good la'
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>>64323368
You are just a pleb who can't appreciate philosophy.
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>ManSHITnited SHITBALL CLUB
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Manchester will win this undeservedly, you know it will happen.
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>>64323469
'no'
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>>64323440
>release half the squad
>clear up about 50% of wages
>bring in a few WHO players

Yeah. Probably. They chase and chase actual quality players for 3 months, and then turn around with nobodies.

The squad is fucking horrid for a supposed "world class team" - "biggest club in the world".
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>>64323434
That's 4-3-1-2. And it's not like people weren't unhappy when Man Utd were playing that. It can't really be the formation if lots of teams play 4-2-3-1/4-3-3 and do well.
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>WAAAAAHHHHHH WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T MY TEAM WIN EVERYTHING EVERY YEAR ANYMORE A BLOO A BLOO

Just fucking accept it
You've no idea what its like to be relegated on the final day of the season and you're throwing toys out of the pram because you're 4th in the premier league
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>>64323436

You seem pretty upset

>>64323469

Not a chance. Best case scenario is 1-1 draw. I reckon it'll finish 2-1 Norwich
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friendly reminder that this man is manager of Manchester United FC

https://vine.co/v/eqhnnvDT22e
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>>64323469
>manure
>scoring 2 goals
>in one half
>when the opposition has no reason to attack
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>>64323469
>Undeserved
>70% of possession
>Norwich crammed into their own box
>More chances created
>More shots on goal

You fucking wot lad? Same exact shit as Bournemouth.
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>>64323501
>nothing is relative
>how shit yoyr team is directly correlates to how much you feel about football

Retar chav purge when?
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>>64323436
>>64323501

I think it's time to take a break from the internet junior
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>>64323372

Because one of those managers has had recent success with negative football while the other is just bat shit crazy with filosuphy
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>Unironically going to subway and not getting a chicken pizziola
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>>64323501
>lower league football

Note ven once
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>>64323490
it would be hilarious if they were ruined after all the 'treasure chest' muscle flexing. The owners are quite stingy so maybe there's money but they'd rather pocket it
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>>64323428
A burger is pretty much a type of sandwich desu
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>64323491

Most teams that play that formation have the players for it. It's a formation meant for quick counter-attacking and with a solid lone striker. We counter-attack slowly and don't have any solid lone strikers.
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>poonited
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>>64323436
>>64323501
>>64323606

>(you)
>(you)
>(you)
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I'm bored as shit. What's your McDonald's order of choice?
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I did it again guys :)
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>>64323490
The squad is fine you mong. The problem is injuries and depth and LvG.

>de Gea
Best in the world.
>Smalling
Arguably the best in the world
>Shaw
Fucking brilliant. Nailed on for future best LB in the world. Gutted for him this season. He was JUST coming into his own when he suffered the break.
>Schweinsteiger
Imperious. Not as good as he once was maybe, but still a leader. Brilliant player to have in the team. Would start for anyone. Barca, Bayern, City, Arsenal, Madrid. Anyone.
>Schneid
Solid as fuck. Very impressive and doesn't let much get past him. Perfect DM.
>Herrera
World class IMO. Needs more game time. Him and Mata together is a joy to behold.
>Mata
Our best footballer.
>Martial
Need I say anything? Fucking world-beater. Just needs better service and someone who can actually play with him up top.

All we need are some class pacey wingers/play makers who can make shit happen for Martial.

>di maria
>depay
Didn't work out.
>Bale
>C.Ronaldo
>Neymar
>Greaceman
Transfer when?

Rooney is fucking shit. Needs to go. That's all really.
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>>64323562
Consider the Adidas deal, plus selling half the team, clearing tons of wages, and still, nobodies were brought in.

Not even half of the players were replaced.
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>>64323637
Big Mac and Chicken Selects, then put the Selects into the Mac.
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>>64323648

Literally nobody cares

If he was still at United he wouldn't have scored a single goal
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>>64322368
it's literally masKOT
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>>64323571
Except it's not.

>Bun/roll
Not bread. Like a sandwich.
>Hot
Not cold like a sandwich. A hot sandwich is called a 'toastie'
>Contains, wait for it... a burger. Usually beef.
Doesn't contain a burger.

Totally different things.
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>>64323658
you're right but they do have a lot of money coming in. I really don't know wtf they are doing with it
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>Get touched
>Throw yourself on the floor

Even Norwich have better tactics than us.
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I feel sorry for Martial. I just feel like he's fed up with his shitty team.
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>>64323527
5 shots to Norwich 2 off target
O shots to 1 on target
Rooney is top class striker meme
No wonder England are shit with that cunt who wants the team built around him
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is LvG in serious danger of getting sacked? realistically speaking
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>Mata

How long before we throw Nick Powell on to see out the 1-0 loss?
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0 shots on target hahaha
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>>64323722
i'm fed up with the distance between his eyes
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>>64323748
Not until they play Leicester again
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>>64323748

If we lose today he's gone next week
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>united
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BasSTRONG
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>>64323748
>>64323777
Can't wait for the >mouyes to take over.
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>>64323649
Half of those players are injured. Therefore, no depth, because youth players who have never seen 1st team are being used as emergency backup.

Exactly why the squad has no depth.

And none of those players have done fuck all this season. Smalling has been great, but apart from that, nobody has played at a consistent high level.
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>>64323748

Yes, he needs to win the last games before the end of the year.
He already fucked up in the CL.
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>>64323777
how would you feel about mourinho? he's making it pretty known that he wants the united job
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>>64323390
>sloppy joe meat in a regular looking burger

this is the work of a euro


Also >memephis
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>>64323748
Really doubt it. United don't want to be a club that exchanges managers every 1-3 seasons. They're praying LVG sets up a foundation, similar to the prior clubs hes managed.

They'll give him time. If they succumb to what fans want, they'll be no turning back.
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>>64323828
Mou would lead us to another golden era
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>Sign world class 19 year old striker for £38-58 million who has a particular talent for finishing calmly under pressure
>Ship him out wide to accommodate Rooney, a player who can't finish his lunch and can barely control a football properly.

Muh philosophy.
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